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2016

25

Nov

Niykee Heaton’s Shitty Nude Thanksgiving Eating Fetish Picture of the Day

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Niykee Heaton is some shameless internet celebrity – who apparently has a record deal – along with her massive following of dudes who like a girl with a thick ass – who shows off that thick ass – as often as she can because it gets her views, likes and that makes her feel relevant….and who am I to discourage that kind of behavior…I must give thanks and celebrate that the world, and women in general have come to this point…I am sure that my entire life I’ve wished “what if girls were more easy going, or at least more like the strippers I get lap dances from, instead of so uptight and annoying”…in some Dreams Came Fucking True…it’s just funny to experience how shameless it is…

That said, she posted a nude of her, with her legs closed, no pussy exposed or anything you’d want to see, they call this implied or strategic…but still totally nude and eating in bed – which for someone married to an obese woman is repulsive…it’s like let’s pretend girls don’t eat or shit, I realize it’s the feminist, nudist, empowered naked and in their own body and size, no shaming, free the nipple shit…but I’ll never accept that girls eat and shit…because I’ve experienced it and the trauma has made me block the concept out…

Either way, this trick doesn’t matter – but she’s still working it – so let’s encourage it…

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2016

25

Nov

Catherine Zeta Jones VS The Paparazzi of the Day

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Pissed the paparazzi photographed my ass, thus sharing the photographs my husband took of my ass. Always a better option for viewing

I guess the throat cancer from eating pussy has got in the way of Michael Douglas’ photography skills, or maybe, he’s just too fucking old to figure out how an iPhone works, and maybe he’s not even on the iPhone yet, he’s rich, who gives a fuck about iphones, he can pay trained monkeys to do menial tasks like text, email and take pictures for him…because these phone pics are fucking GARBAGE….not just because they feature old, tired, Catherine Zeta Jones, who I’ve never cared for….but because they re pixelated, blurry, run through some fucking filters…

Meaning, I appreciate the protest against the paparazzi, the paparazzi deserve to suffer when you can work around their scamming images, and like celebrities I hate the paparazzi, for years I got lawsuit threats from them – over and over again – for sharing images I found on tumblr, facebook, other social networks….because they apparently owned the rights…which didn’t sit well for me, as a blogger, on the internet, where anything put out there is free game…including all the jokes I write that get stolen by movies…including this Catherine Zeta Jones pics…that are more of a protest really, and I guess she’s not that bad, while blurry from weird angles, like on her tippy toes, doing low level stripper tactics…that make me confident she wouldn’t exist as an actor or celebrity if she was to try in this era….she beat the digital marketing fame whoring and half naked pics makes you famous not raw talent….but then again, I guess she’s pulling their basic bitch tactics….

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2016

25

Nov

Heidi Klum Has Nipples of the Day

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Heidi Klum is dressed like a 20 year old college girl – while shopping in her tight jeans, stupid looking boots, but most importantly, light weight t-shirt cotton with no bra, showcasing her brilliant tits, that make no sense as tits really, because she’s had so many kids, I think somewhere around 14 kids….all with Seal…it was a Seal litter…that we can assume left more damage on her pussy…because there’s no real evidence of destruction on the tits….proving that she’s clearly created by Nazi German technology, where Hitler’s brain still controls what Germans put out to the world, where she’s rigged to some machine somewhere, because Germany overall means anything Germany puts out must be the best….

This doesn’t make sense….not just for a mom to have tits like this, but for a 50 year old…what is going on…I need answers….

But it does remind me of high school, 30 years ago, when a set of good tits in a cheap t-shirt was enough for me to jerk off to…sometimes in the back of class…for no one to notice…because I was that kid….

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2016

25

Nov

Toni Garrn and Sara Sampaio Caribbean Vacation of the Day

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Toni Garrn and Sara Sampaio are either best fucking friends ever and they vacation together – or they are on a shoot – but whatever it is they get topless together and put their asses in the air with a little duck dive…cuz it’s cute to show off your PUSSY PRINT….

It makes sense that they are together because they have so much in common as both have been exploited but well paid by the underwear empire that turns models into promo models….but pays them huge money so it’s OK, not to mention it gives them the work visa, it gets them in the right circles and Leonardo DiCaprio will fake fuck them since he’s more of a GRINDER kind of guy than a model fucker he’s marketed as…at least that’s the RUMOR….

So Toni Garrn is the German Leo Ex, Sara Sampaio the Portuguese skinny as fuck, who I’m sure has fucked her fair share of rich and famous people, but I don’t feel like googling it because who cares – all these basic bitches are the same….

Here’s the video –

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2016

25

Nov

Drunk Guy Makes His Scooter Getaway and Other Videos of the Day

Dude Taken Out by an Unmanned Scooter

Idiot Burning the FLag Catches Himself on Fire

Idiot on a Motorbike

Grumpy Cow

Drunk Ninja

Balcony Fail in India

Florida Man Ran Over His Brother

Hand Feeding a Coyote

Maggots in JUice

Iranian’s VS SNow

Motorcycle Accident

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2016

25

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I walk the fine line of where sexual harassment becomes sexual assault. You know just enough creepy inappropriateness in my communication and/or gaze to make someone feel awkward…not not quite enough for them to feel violated, raped, assaulted….

You keep out of prison that way….

It’s a new post American Thanksgiving world, also knows as Thanksgiving because you are the center of the universe….what’s next?

stepLINKS in the Morning…okay.

Miley’s Little Sister is About to Bust Onto the Scene
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In Case You Missed It – Kristin Chenoweth’s Huge Tits
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THe Weirdest Hot To Make Thanksgiving Dinner VIdeo
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Tallulah Willis – Braless
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Phoebe Price is Provocative
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Gwyneth Paltrow Cooking in Sweatpants
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10 Disney Crossover Easter Eggs You Have Never Seen…
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Monorail Through an Apartment Buildin
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I Fucking Hate Watching People Make IMpressions
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Liz Hurley – Monster TIts
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2016

24

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

Thanksgiving is over - let Xmas begin....

Thanksgiving is over – let Xmas begin….

So we’ve established that asking a girl to show you her Turkey Wattle in her panties is a fail and her outty pussy will never be exposed to you. Well it turns out that fisting a Turkey while talking about how this is the last Thanksgiving for America as a country and how the fall really happened when women got the right to vote as you gaze into your stepdaughter’s eye uncomfortably…..is also a fail…but when you as a girl “WHAT are you going to give me today on the day of giving”…followed up with please say herpes…also not a win…

So eat your goddamn Turkey, drink, watch football and shut the fuck up…oh and google Rose McGowan blowjob video – it’s worth the watch for the tear at 1:05 and I refuse to post it because she has messaged me on Facebook saying I am mean…so I’m trying to be nice…especially on thanksgiving – I am struggling as someone who has blogged everything the last 14 years – it’s really fucking rough….especially since her pussy is fucking beautiful…

Here’s a video of girls sharing for Thanksgiving..

Here’s Aretha Franklin singing the national anthem as slow as possible…

Here are some stepLINKS…


Phoebe Price Thanksgiving Goddess Eats Pie
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Rosie O’Donnell VS Trump Continues
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The Single Most Intense Ass Ever – Does Some Stretching
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Kid Tries 100 Years of Thanksgiving Dishes
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Mariah Carey’s Rockin’ TIts
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Kristin Chenoweth Has Big TIts and a Mangled Face on Fallon
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Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry are Over…Despite all their Nude Beach Adventures…Tragic
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Leah Remini VS Scientology
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Man Eats 3 Lb Gummy Worm
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World’s Tallest Cow
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Cats as Emojis
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Nina Dobrev Looking Hot for a HErpes Ridden Hole
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Reese Witherspoon – Big Mom Booty
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Jessica Lowndes Butt Shot
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Since THanksgiving is Over – Here’s an Honest Trailer Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
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The War Over Grocery Store Shelf Space
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Em Rat Cow Forgetting What is Important While Shopping in Beverly Hills
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Charli XCX Butt Shot
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Heidi Klum’s Hard Nipples GO Shopping
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Emmanuelle Chriqui – LEG
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Model Rachel Hilbert at Some Event Showing Leg
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Some Model named ANASTASIA GALKOVA in a Bikini in Miami
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Pregnancy Nude of the Day
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Thanksgiving Fetish Porn
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Masturbating While Driving
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Turkey Blowjob for THanksgiving
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Big Tits on a Dildo
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Hot Armenian Strips
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Big Tits in Lingerie
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Busty Redhead
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Asian Crotch Murderer
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Wheel Chair VS Goth WHore
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Hot Girl Big Tits – Gets NAked
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

24

Nov

Juliana Herz VS Turkey for Thanksgiving of the Day

I have no idea whether Juliana Herz is an instagram model, you know the fame whore kind who get naked and hashtag the fuck out of everything, when they are not doing nude shoots with trendy photographers for fake publications….or if she’s an actual model…because really they are one in the fucking same these days, and really the instagram hookers are the ones making the bulk of the money and landing the bulk of the rich guys, even if it’s just for 10,000 dollar fuck sessions. So it’s not a bad thing to be an instagram whore because ultimately, all these girls, mainstream or low level are all doing the instagram thing…

That said, Juliana Herz is apparently Costa Rican and she’s killing this fucking already dead Turkey in what is oddly erotic / half naked in short shorts, video you’d expect Phoebe Price or the other low levels to be doing for coverage…

She’s hot…her caption “me in a bikini, lathered up in oil whilst eating a giant turkey leg…because isn’t that what thanksgiving is all about?! ”

This video is legendary and amazing – produced by the brilliant CHRIS APPLEBAUM /A>

Here are some more angles:

Some more of her pics:

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Here are some more of his videos:

Chocolate:

Sparkling Water:

Spaghetti

And so much more – Follow his instagram HERE

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2016

24

Nov

Kim and Khloe Kardashian Ass Show for Some Magazine of the Day

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Kim Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian compared their broken down faces that have been rebuilt with shitty face fillers – so that they are a living and breathing instagram filter….while more importantly they also compare their lipo suction stomachs and fake asses because that’s just what these low life trashy girls who make a lot of fucking money thanks to being rich, connected, well followed while the industry throws money at them – because they like to chase followers – rather than chase good content – as the world – is all a bunch of whores – and the Kardashians are just the product of that world – the figureheads that more girls imitate rather than lynch like the witches they are…..Garbage fucking people….this is not hot….but middle aged girls playing “hot” instagram hooker…they are fucking muppets…muppets that should be killed off but who are instead worth ruining thanksgiving over.

There are only two pics out now – but there will be more – thanks fame whores for using fame whores to market bullshit – and perpetuate this hell we live…

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Posted in:Khloe Kardashian|Kim Kardashian|SFW

2016

24

Nov

Penelope Cruz for Vogue Spain of the Day

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I don’t find Penelope Cruz all that hot, but she’s looking better than usually, with her older face and big tits in seductive poses, all Spanish and amazing, like some Tapas, cheap wine, and other great Spanish things…like Ibiza and topless beaches….only more Hollywood and annoying….because Oscar Winners from the era of 30 million dollar pay days to be in movies – before the internet ruined that – makes small town Spanish girls cunty…..

Now, I don’t think Penelope is normally that hot, I never fell in love with her in any of her movies, and I used to fuck a girl who looked like her, I mean not really, but had a massive nose and would make me call her penelope as she “squirted” all over the place – denying it was pee…you know a Pee Denyer…the Holocaust Denyer of the bedroom…

This is for Vogue Spain, so I guess she’s bringing it home…literally…because they are probably very proud of all she’s done and as a thank you – might as well stare at her tits…

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