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2016

28

Nov

Black Friday Lives Matter the Video of the Day

I don’t know about you but JCPenney has the effect on me, and not just on Black Friday – but on EVERYDAY…because it’s such a fucking pile of shit – it makes me want to mall brawl…

I feel like it would be a disservice to Cyber Monday, the day you can shop from the comfort of your own home, that may not be comfortable, like in my case it is filled with mould and a fat bitch who ruins my life and fills the toilet that doesn’t flush up with feces….but that I still prefer over the outside world….to not show you black friday brawl video – to remmeber what was – three days ago…

The best black Friday Joke I heard was “black Friday, but they already have a month”….oh internet…you salty devil….

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

28

Nov

Creepy Creeper and His Tickly Fingers and Other Videos of the Day

Interesting Truck Driving

e cig Explodes in Man’s Pocket

Weirdest Man Fighting Woman in Shanghai Subway – I Guess They Aren’t Martial ARtists

A Couple of Idiot Hipsters Steal a NEw Orleans Manhole Cover

How to Crash like an Aussie

Typical Trump Supporter of the Day

Just a Monk and his Strong Crotch

Two Drunks Harassing Women

Lil G in Chicago

70,000 Zombies at a Mass Zombie Wedding

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2016

28

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I wanted to see some chicks I was talking to get naked at a bar because it wasn’t a stripclub – but I am an optimist who thinks all bars can be strip clubs with the right attitude…all it takes is lifting up your damn skirt and pulling your damn panties to the side…

It went pretty sour when I started defending bullying by pulling up chicks I’ve bullied over the years – or “body shamed” as they call it these days – who have found fitness and look good…because I guess even with evidence of before and after pics that they clearly see are a huge improvement over the before pics – they can’t come to terms with accepting calling chicks fat until they realize they are fat and do something about it…even though chicks are the first to call other chicks fat – they just do it behind each other’s backs…

Needless to say, I ended up just going to the stripclub to see naked chicks, because those girls know how to give me what I want….for 5 dollar cover charge and 10 dollars a song…

Here are some pre-xmas / post Thanksgiving links…

Tom Hanks Does Iconic Forrest Gump Scene
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Emma Roberts – Engaged
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Jerk Off to Mariah Carey Tits Grocery Shopping
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Vivienne Westwood’s Son’s Hilarious 6 Million Dollar Punk Rock Haul Burn
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Sluts in Dresses
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Melania Trump Naked – is a Hero to Slovenia
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SUPPORT OUR CYBER MONDAY SPONSOR
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ROOMBA Commits Suicide
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President Elect Trump’s Thanksgiving Message is Hilarious
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Jennifer Lopez and her tits
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OK Go mad a 4 Second Video and Slowed it Down to 4 minutes of Garbage
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Goalie Chooses a Weird Time for a Water Break
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The Difference Between a YAM and a Sweet Potato
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Miley’s Little Sister is Trouble
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2016

25

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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Black Friday Lives Matter…I mean that’s debatable…because based on everyone I’ve seen shopping on Black Friday is the kind of low life who society should eradicate… Seriously garbage, white trashy, pieces of shit fighting for a 20% off on a TV for their shitty trailer park mold filled home they smoke their meth, raise their kids badly…and sex work…unless they are the other level of garbage white trash poor person…who is just weirdly obese, christian, racist and fucking LOVES daytime TV because they are on disability…

Either way…today may be a garbage day at the malls…but the mall, especially when busy, is a great place to stand under stairs and watch girls in skirts walk up the stairs…or even to park yourself at Victoria’s Secret until they kick you out when they realize you’re not really a transgender / gender fluid but a pervert….

Thanksgivign is over, but that doesn’t mean you don’t have to stop being a predator towards girls with no family to spend the holidays with, it just means you gotta work harder at it…crash Christmas parties, tinder hard, make it happen, it’s Christmas season after all…and I intend to be drunk the entire time…but then again…I always am….

That Said – Buy some EAR BUDS FROM OUR BLACK FRIDAY LIVES MATTER PARTNER ….

Here are some stepLINKS…for the Black Friday Night Weekend.

Mariah Carey Takes Her Tits Grocery Shopping for a Publicity Stunt
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Taylor Swift and her Model Sluts are So Fucking Garbage at the Mannequin Challenge….
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Some Instagram Hooker’s Huge Tits in a Slutty Dress
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Miley Cyrus’s Sister’s Got a Slutty 16 Year Old Girl Music Video – Because Why Not Use the Formula on All Your Kids
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Hot Girl Stretching
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The Australian Band – The Veronicas Can’t Get Married to Each Other – But Can Show Up To Events Body Pained
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Lucy Lawless – Lives
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Jennifer Garner Disses Conan with a “YOU WENT TO HARVARD YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT”
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Stephen Colbert’s Thanksigivng Tips – TOO LITTLE TOO LATE LOSER
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Reporter Gets High While Narcotics Burn Behind Him
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This is the Reason Kanye was Hospitalized – His Insurance Payout – As I predicted – is 30 million dollars – His Hospitalization was the way to Justify canceling the Tour…Mental Health is Invisible….
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Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom – Together
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Idiot Splitting Between Merging Trucks!
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Bella Thorne Slutty Bike Ride
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Dog Making Thanksgiving Dinner is Freaky
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RIP Florene Henderson
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Suki Waterhouse – Ass in Jeans
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Some Chick I’ve Never Heard Of Slutty Dress
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Some Dude Named Tony Shaloub’s Got a New 4 Million Dollar House
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How To Pick a Padlock
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Miss Piggy and Tony Bennett Erotica
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Helicopters have a Speed Limit
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In Case You Missed It – Kristin Chenoweth’s Big Tits and botox Face Playing with Play Doh and Jason Sudeikis…on the Worst Show on TV….
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In Case you Missed it – Mariah Carey Huge Tits for Ellen
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In Case You Missed it – and I hope you haven’t – Rose McGowan’s Blow Job VIdeo
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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UBER AD of the Day
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Naked Porn Chicks from 2009
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The Last Guy Who Should Ever Castrate Himself
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Lesbians Squirting On Each Other
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Curvy Amateur
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Some Awesome Tits
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Some Rugged Greek Slut’s Selena Gomez Cover is HILARIOUS
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Just a Naked Girl…With a Rockin’ Body
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Massive Wet Tits
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Some Naked Amateur
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The BEst Thanksgivign Video you’ll See Ever
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Girl Driving while Orgasming –
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Just a Big Dildo in an Ass
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Some Chick Named Leah Showing her Tits
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

25

Nov

Genius Pipes Shoot Because Black Friday Lives Matter of the Day

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We’ve been working with the smart people at GENIUS PIPES for the last month – and it’s been a magical experience, even for me, who doesn’t even smoke weed, it’s called DRUNKENSTEPFATHER you know…DRUNKEN…but I can still appreciate getting fucked up…and I can also appreciate legalizing natural substances that are healthier than legalized booze and tobacco…so I am a fan of everything weed….

I am also a fan of girls getting half naked and posing with products for our friend ImageFolio because if you’re going to shop for great product, especially on Black Friday, it should be mandatory that the store clerks dress like this amazingness…

Her name is @ilvykokomo – and she’s pretty fucking amazing on all fronts…she’s from Latvia, a country that I’ve been told has the hottest, most amazing women, but none quite as lovely as this magic and is worth visiting, not that she still lives in Latvia, but respect where she’s come from…and where she’s going….because she is everything….

Here are the pics…..


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2016

25

Nov

Taylor Swift and Her Hired Model Groupies Have a Shitty Mannequin Challenge of the Day

Taylor Swift is garbage, rumored to be pregnant garbage, which means she’s double the garbage she usually is thanks to the two heartbeats….

I guess she’s having another one of her Taylor Swift holiday parties at her mansion she bought next door to one of her ex boyfriends, she’s had many, because she’s addicted to cock inside her and sometimes you need to give the media a story to back up her marketing that makes her 200 million dollars….

So girl and her real life barbies, who she’s either hired, or is genuinely best friends with them, because models – especially Victoria’s Secret models have no integrity and do anything, including men, to get as mainstream as possible..including putting up with garbage like Taylor Swift….

Well, they decided, because they are basic, followers, who have zero original thought, it’s all part of being a puppet…and did the Mannequin challenge, like they were EVERYONE ON SOCIAL MEDIA – all the MEME addicts and half naked bitches…

Unfortunately, despite Taylor Swift hiring photographers to document her fake friendships for her social media, it’s all part of marketing, and her hair / make-up / assistants that contribute to her being a vapid, despite being full of FETUS cunt….they failed…their hair is moving and their dance at the end is offensive cultural appropriation…white people.

But if you can stomach the beach, not bikini beach, but cold as fuck beach video until the end, you’ll see her chubby pregnant legs in leggings twerk…which is arguably how she got into this whole pregnancy situation in the first place…slutty….because she doesn’t know who the father is…allegedly…not really a Christian Country Singer problem…but maybe it is…Trash…like I said…ALLEGEDLY PREGNANT…

Here are some more pics of their shitty thanksgiving that we collectively wish ended in a house fire or better yet – carbon monoxide poisoning in. It’s the silent killer…

She’s the worst…

Posted in:SFW|Taylor Swift

2016

25

Nov

Get Your Girl a Tighter Pussy for Christmas of the Day

Girls get older, they make babies, and their pussies just don’t stay the same age. Like anything shit needs work…diet and exercise – which is why we partnered up with our friends at LoveLife who sent us up a few samples of this KEGEL training device that has pressure measuring control and personal training programs – strictly designed – for women to insert in themselves to train their PC muscles to get stronger, tighter, and capable of grabbing things when her hands are pre-occupied doing laundry, the dishes, making dinner, and all other things wives, moms, girlfriends, do when they aren’t cheating on your pathetic misogynistic ass….

I gave the samples to a mom, I put one in my ass to test it, felt good, and the other to some girl who always talks about how big her vagina is….and all were very excited to get their pussy fitness on….

Now the real winner in a PC MUSCLE KEGEL app and device is the person your wife or girl in your life who you’ve neglected for so long is actually having sex with, but it will make her happy and as they say a happy wife / happy life – so you might as well get her something that improves her life today – Black Friday – The first day of Christmas Shopping…

I don’t know about you – but I like tight pussy….so


GET THE FLOPPY MOM PUSSY – OR REALLY ANY PUSSY IN YOUR LIFE – AN APP AND DEVICE TO TIGHTEN THE SHIT – SO THAT YOUR SMALL DICK FINALLY FEELS SOMETHING – NOT THAT SHE EVEN FUCKS YOU
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Posted in:SFW|Videos

2016

25

Nov

Girl Puts on Pants with No Hands of the Day

Every once in a while gold rises to the top of the creamy garbage I am exposed to on the internet.

From Memes, to Fame Whores, to the struggle of celebrities to stay or be relevant….stuff I don’t giv a fuck about…that is really just trying to capture and exploit my attention span like it was a sex worker in the eastern block….and like my feelings don’t matter to me…but my likes, follows, click to buy do…the creative space of the internet is all the fucking same…artists aren’t real…nothing is real…it’s all just digital marketing…and it’s fucking terrible…

When all that actually matters is a chick putting her pants on with no hands…the little fucking things in life…you know..

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2016

25

Nov

Fat Chick Ambassador’s Pandering to Fat Chicks Stripping on the Subway Video of the Day

Apparently, her name is Iskra Lawrence and she strips on the subway for the sake of generating attention to herself and her cause – which is really just an angle that she’s maximized on – and that she’s got 2.8 million followers from angling herself this way.

She’s just decided to intellectualize her wanting to get naked, because she’s not even that fat, she’s just got a fat ass and fat legs, something I am sure rappers would fucking love…

So listening to her rant…is fucking irritating…especially when her social media looks like this:

I mean she’d have to angle it to be a bigger cause, activist, add a story to why you want everyone to see your fat ass.

It’s all pretty fucking irritating, and a reminder of why whoever let women speak out, vote, and share their whining and annoying opinion back in the day failed us all…because as we all know…women fucking whine all the fucking time…it’s just so weird that pussy or sticking our dicks in pussy allow us to endure this painful fucking part of who they are…

I mean, I call stripping on the subway to give some rant – totally fucking shameless and a cry for attention – and anyone who thinks her message is anything deeper than the way she conveys that message…is probably a fat chick jealous of her stripping down….

95% of her pics are fetish – and something dudes who like thick legs and asses with a small waist can and probably do jerk off to…so keep up the ROLE MODELING you fetish model….

This don’t body shame, love your body shit is so silly….but this one’s cashing the fuck in – so why let that die….keep it going….girl…

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2016

25

Nov

Niykee Heaton’s Shitty Nude Thanksgiving Eating Fetish Picture of the Day

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Niykee Heaton is some shameless internet celebrity – who apparently has a record deal – along with her massive following of dudes who like a girl with a thick ass – who shows off that thick ass – as often as she can because it gets her views, likes and that makes her feel relevant….and who am I to discourage that kind of behavior…I must give thanks and celebrate that the world, and women in general have come to this point…I am sure that my entire life I’ve wished “what if girls were more easy going, or at least more like the strippers I get lap dances from, instead of so uptight and annoying”…in some Dreams Came Fucking True…it’s just funny to experience how shameless it is…

That said, she posted a nude of her, with her legs closed, no pussy exposed or anything you’d want to see, they call this implied or strategic…but still totally nude and eating in bed – which for someone married to an obese woman is repulsive…it’s like let’s pretend girls don’t eat or shit, I realize it’s the feminist, nudist, empowered naked and in their own body and size, no shaming, free the nipple shit…but I’ll never accept that girls eat and shit…because I’ve experienced it and the trauma has made me block the concept out…

Either way, this trick doesn’t matter – but she’s still working it – so let’s encourage it…

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