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2016

09

Dec

Hailey Clauson for Esquire of the Day

Hailey Clauson is a sports illustrated model…which means she’s very important… so important that other magazines take pics of her…to keep her going….which is interesting because when she was a teen model, she sued a company for sexual assault and as someone who hates these quick to pull the trigger sexual assault people…because not everything is rape….you know typical victim blamer…I don’t really get why anyone would hire her after that. It’s like there are a million girls as hot – or hotter than her…give them the job…not some whiner…even if corporations taking slutty young girls is wrong – wait until they are 18 you perverts…and deserve to pay up….so let this one sit on her settlement and stop allowing her to exist by taking pics of her…she’s not that great and what’s with this no nipple bullshit…sort it out girl…

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2016

09

Dec

Hilary Duff’s Thick Legs in Leggings of the Day

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Hilary Duff is recently single because she realized she’s too rich and good too date her personal trainer..fuck him sure, she’s a divorcee and that’s what rich divorces should do….especially when her ex husband and baby daddy..or maybe it is her ex boyfriend is dating….Hilary Rhoda….

I guess she fired the trainer, moved on….he lost his edge, he lost his meal ticket, he couldn’t handle her demands bossing him around, or maybe she couldn’t handle the way he made other girls squat on her face, but he crafted her and built her legs and ass up into this spectacular and strong….almost terrifying mess….I guess a fail from the perspective of anyone in fitness…because if you date the trainer – at least get fucking trained – and not into a tank what the hell..

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2016

09

Dec

Bregje Heinen in Latex Bras of the Day

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I once wrote (probably last week)..that Bregje is probably best known for being in Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated, but I like to think her real accomplishment is having the most disgusting sounding name, a name that sounds like a lung cancer stricken hooker smoking a cigarette through her tracheostomy hole while sucking a dick with her mouth…before puking up all over you…something you’d think she couldn’t do with no gag reflex that was removed by cancer..but that being half dead while eating trash out of the garbage to survive probably contributed… “bregje”.

She’s in latex bras for her job and her lips look fake, which would make sense in this world of everyone jacking up their face..

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2016

09

Dec

Bella Thorne’s Ripped Stomach of the Day

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Bella Thorne is the teen wonder – she’s 18 or 19…she’s an instagram model or actor turned instagram model – because that’s where the market is now…and she is shameless and understands basic marketing tools given to her….and that’s her half naked body…works for me, but works better for her – cuz she gets paid…and I guess it works for her latch on sister too…because she’s everywhere with her…maximize that exposure…get fucking paid, or likes, or whatever they find important in their cocktease…

She’s clearly got a fat stomach, very important…in this world where the dumbest shit is important..

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2016

09

Dec

Instagram Model Demonstrates Instagram Model Monetization of the Day

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Aliana Lozada Gonzalez is a fucking idiot, unless she knew she was being trolled, but if you’ve met some of these instagram models, they are so fucking clueless, and use instagram in their prostitition so people like TagYourSponsors can pretend they are in dubai and make a joke out of them, by getting them to outline what they will do for 50,000 dollars….

This video came out a long time ago, I’ve knows about this shit, and show has a lot of people for a long time, but it’s going viral now, I’ve had 10 people send it to me in the last 2-3 days, and I figure exposing an idiot hooker for being an idiot hooker – willing to fuck a 13 year old….is totally worth getting involved in promoting…even if you’ve all seen it already…it’s a testament to this materialistic, soulless, disgusting world we live in….and I’m the kind of guy who loves hookers and prostitution…but it is so key for me that the hookers or prostitutes are open and upfront about it – and not pretending to be “models”…or some shit..because lies offend me..

I’ve looked up this bitch, can’t find anything on her, maybe it’s a troll or fake video….but skinny tea, protein powder and old rich man giving rent money…is what makes 100,000 followers worth having..

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2016

09

Dec

No Neck Charlotte Mckinney Tits for GQ of the Day

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I guess Charlotte McKinney’s tits are weighing down her weird looking face….and she’s attempting to redirect the attention back to her tits…that are all she is known for…and that amazingly got her from instagram onto tV…with relatively very little effort…I guess it just works out for big tits on a small frame from instagram….but I think the whole thing is garbage, and I think this video she posted really reflects and confirms that feeling I have…

She’s not hot, she doesn’t matter, I don’t care if she’s in the Baywatch trailer for social media hits, that’s exactly the caliber of shit I’d expect her in…what else is she to do with her life with big tits….there’s nothing else out there…meaning soon enough she’ll disappear and replaced with more big tits…cuz luckily – there will always be big tits.

This is for – or at some GQ event – where she knows she needs to stay in good with these people who run magazines and events – as they are lazy and will keep using her for shit – as they get to know her and feel there’s some level of actual friendship…helping to keep her bullshit celebrity alive…very important…attend events, do media…rule of being a famewhdre…

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2016

09

Dec

Fat Chick Ashley Graham Attempts Too Not Look Too Fat – But Still Fat Enough To Monetize of the Day

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I shit on Ashley Graham all the time, not literally, which now means figuratively according to the dictionary, since we are a generation of retards….proven in the existence of Ashley Graham….

But I see a fucking monster, who found an angle, who has elphantitis and all her features are big and doughy….

I see a girl trying to be fit, but knowing that her body won’t allow that to ever happen, so milk the angle you were given….

I see a girl who knows the market is fat and needs fat pride to get through their shorter life expectancy life…because fat actually kills…no matter who much you celebrate it as you “own your body”…

I see a girl who is just so fucking big, but famous and making millions, who wants to break the walls down at Victoria’s Secret in what she’ll say is progressive…and I know Victoria’s Secret will cast her, breaking down their branding, to be progressive, all while fat remains a killer and disgusting – and not what we should celebrate…no matter what kind of hero the fat bitch plays..

It’s all so fucking terrible, so big…and so terrible..especially the choice in outfit for a fat woman – looking like a mom on vacation at the resort – you don’t want to see in a one piece…that didn’t need to wear a one piece…but who is trying to live the skinny girl life so that she doesn’t lock herself away inside where no one can see her – where she belongs…because it’s gross…

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RITA ORA WAS THERE ALSO – BUT WHO CARES ABOUT HERE WHEN THE WORLD GIVES US FAT CHICKS TO BE OFFENDED BY

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2016

09

Dec

Margot Robbie Knees of the Day

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People fucking love Margot Robbie and get really mad when I call her a big girl…because she’s a big girl, because people fucking love Margot Robbie..

I don’t know why she got famous, or how she got famous, she’s Australian and now the biggest fucking deal in Hollywood…how does that happen, why is she in every fucking movie.. I guess it’s safe to say…not everyone thinks she’s a big girl….or cares about my opinion on Margot Robbie being overrated…

So here are her knees for those people…all you brainwashed fuckers..

She’s leaving a dermatologist, so either she has skin cancer from being australian…or BOTOX…

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2016

09

Dec

Britney Spears Fuck Me Boots of the Day

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Hit me baby one more time….Britney Spears….is in fuck me boots and for some reason…I think it’s worth pointing at and saying – Look Britney Spears is wearing fuck me boots….like she’s not some crazy 40 year old pop star still pop-starring…

It would seem that I care about it…I mean I am posting it – I must care about these people….but I am just in some vortex of posting everything I come across..about the dumbest shit ever…like it is news, or a distraction, when it is just dog shit…what am I doing with my life? Oh right…nothing…which is why I am posting this nonsense that no one cares about…