I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2004

02

Dec

I am – Useless Celebrity of the Day

Like OMG! Duff By Stuff is better that Snuff by Mr Rough, or Muff byJenny CreamPuff…

Here:

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2004

02

Dec

I am – Jesus Martinez NOT Jesus Christ

Do I fucking claim to be Jesus Christ, I am not trying to fool anyone here. We all know I am not the messiah, I don’t claim that I am the actual Jesus, I am just a Jesus, mexican and proud. I didn’t write the bible…and…just because the picture I use is a toy Jesus, doesn’t mean anything.
Jesus Christ!
That Being Said:

Friendster Message of the Day:
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From: Erin
Subject: i don’t love you
Message: hmmm, a lot of what you say is truly a giant contradiction of what you say in the bible. i don’t think i can be yourfriendster

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2004

02

Dec

I am – Google Images Poor People

Todays word Poor People

Poor People Naked

Poor People Art

Poor People Swinging

Poor People Bread

Poor People Carney

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2004

02

Dec

I am – A dating site

You like ass? You like Big Ass? Then you will like Badonkadate.com – it is an online dating site for ass lovers big and small.

Check it out here:
Badonka

If you are too lazy to do a search:
Here

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2004

02

Dec

I am – McRorie

The one man band from Canada
I was happy to see him rockin’ out with Dini Petty.
I used to jerk off to that whore.

Here

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2004

02

Dec

I am – More Lindsay Lohan Gossip

The beauty of being a cokehead is that you can sneak off to the bathroom and do a key while in the stall.
The beauty of being a celebrity is that you don’t have lots of money and can actually do a lot of lines.
The problem about being a celebrity is that you don’t want people knowing you are a cokehead.
So what you thought would be cool aboug being a celebrity (doing lines on tables in the middle of the club, because you’re famous right?) can’t happen.

So you have to sneak off to the bathroom to do lines, not keys…and guess what happens Lohan loses her Amex Black:

December 1, 2004 — LINDSAY Lohan with her mother, Dina — after hitting Bungalow 8 and Marquee — losing her black AmEx card at Cain, but finding it after a guy at the next table suggested she look in the bathroom . . .
Link Here

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2004

02

Dec

I am – Criminal

You better fuck as good as you look and suck as good as you fuck.

Here is JT about to have dance-off….
First they dance, then then wrestle, which progresses to heavy petting…and ends in orgasms…

HERE

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2004

02

Dec

I am – 70s and 80s Porno

Big Bush
Big Boob
Big Erection
Here

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2004

02

Dec

I am – Katie Holmes

I never watched Dawson Creek because the characters used really big words.
I found it obnoxious. I also find it hard to get into soap opera story lines.
I like to watch porn.

Here is Kate Holmes Fashing

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2004

02

Dec

It's 1AM

and i have to be up at the crack of my ass tomorrow morning, this morning, but NOOOOO, i’m working for the ingrown cunt hair that is my boss. when i could be getting skull fucked right now, enjoying a simultaneous rectum and pap smear back- by a titty twisting sex offender named, Lloyd.

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2004

02

Dec

It’s 1AM

and i have to be up at the crack of my ass tomorrow morning, this morning, but NOOOOO, i’m working for the ingrown cunt hair that is my boss. when i could be getting skull fucked right now, enjoying a simultaneous rectum and pap smear back- by a titty twisting sex offender named, Lloyd.

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2004

01

Dec

I am – crocheted vagina

Let me introduce myself..I am – Back Rown Bobby. I have recently been granted honorary contributer status to the internet mudflap we all know as Drunkenstepfather. This is my drunken feature – Ebay Items for your mom.

This lady makes crocheted vaginas for a living….What? You dont know what a crocheted vagina is? Click here

NO returns on ripped vaginas

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2004

01

Dec

I am – Von Recklinghausen's Disease

If you don’t know what that is click here:

and the point of this entry is to say – Mena Suvari (who’s that) has it

Picture Here

Update – Mena Suvari is the Alien from the movie American Pie/Beauty

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2004

01

Dec

I am – Von Recklinghausen’s Disease

If you don’t know what that is click here:

and the point of this entry is to say – Mena Suvari (who’s that) has it

Picture Here

Update – Mena Suvari is the Alien from the movie American Pie/Beauty

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2004

01

Dec

I am – Shitting in Your Stairway

I don’t speak weird languages.
I can barely speak english
What I gather from this – is that some dude was shitting in an apartment building staircase
People got annoyed and set up a camera to catch him.
How crafty…don’t people realize that there is always a camera following them
this is reality TV generation

The story and more are here

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