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2004

06

Dec

I am – Paris Hilton’s Diet

TheSuperficial is better than me at doing this blog shit. I saw his Paris eating McDonalds post, and I laughed. But the first thought that came to my mind was that Paris won’t die from eating McDonalds, she will die of Aids. Now we all know Aids isn’t funny…but when a soicialte gets it from sleeping with everyone, without a condom, on camera it’s kinda like my bitterness surfaces and I say things like “You deserve Aids, bitch”….I think it would be much hotter if I was the one to deliver the Aids virus… and after fucking her without a condom, on camera saying “Yo Paris… I just gave you Aids, Bitch”, but that will never happen, I only sleep with virgins (My Stepdaughter’s friends)

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2004

06

Dec

I am – Mexican and Moustached

This is a picture of me and lohan. She hasn’t called me since we made sweet love that night. I think she was upset the I was old enough to be her dad… her drunken dad…I was like -it’s ok girl, just pretend i am your stepfather that’s my thing…

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UPDATE: I was just joking that’s a picture of another moustached mexican….

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2004

06

Dec

I am – desperate cokehead

When Ashton and Danny went to the Scientology party and realized they were all out of coke. That didn’t stop these fiends…when they busted out lines of charcoal on Demi Moores left implant. Valderamma stormed out..upset that his shirt wasn’t red enough, the boys didn’t include him on the fun and lastly, Seth Green’s dick isn’t as big as Lohan’s

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2004

06

Dec

I am – Old, Used, and Dirty

What the hell is she doing? I understand that some people out there are eccentric and all that shit. But this is fucking disgusting.

Elvira

Elvira 2

UPDATE: I would still fuck it.

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2004

04

Dec

I am – Fugging It Up

I sent them an email.
I hope they respond.

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what type of underwear do you wear.I am doing a survey
i am not a pervert – it’s just that i am shopping for my stepdaughter, and I assumed you girls know a thing or two about what’s hot or not.
She really likes the crotchless panties I got her last year….but her mom wasn’t too happy.

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather

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2004

04

Dec

i am – riding a cowboy

Myspace.com music is a sick concept. A place for no name artists to get exposure. If the people of myspace are dig a band… I predict fame a fortune….

This band Big and Rich are from Nashville
This band has a Banjo
This music is county
Check it out here

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2004

03

Dec

I am – lesbian

Google Images of the day
word – Lesbian

Little Lesbian

Lesbian Painting

Black Lesbian

Neon Lesbian

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2004

03

Dec

I am – Humiliating Job

Check out Britney’s Body Guard…

He is carrying the dog’s crib

I guess getting the husband to help would defeat the whole point of riding the money train…

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2004

03

Dec

I am – Smart Business Man

Lookin good K-Fed… or should I call you set for life baby daddy. A little long and confusing.. but oh so nice to hear. Admit you love it…

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2004

03

Dec

I am – Jacked on Coke, Give me a Puppy

Britney leaving a club.. clearly jacked on coke
It wouldn’t hold in court…
But drunken stepfather isn’t the law
I got my GED in prison….

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K- Fed is sponsored by LRG… that’s not porno, that’s fuckin’ hip-hop yo.

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2004

03

Dec

I am – Daisy Duke

Jessica Simpson on set of Dukes of Hazard, dressed like Daisy Duke.

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2004

03

Dec

I am – Jesus Spam of the Day

My Lordship/Friend,

Calvary greetings in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, I am former Mrs Sikiratu Seki Adams, now Mrs Comfort Faith Adams, a widow to Late Saheed Baba Adams. I am 72years old, I am now a new Christian convert, suffering from longtime cancer of the breast. From all indications, my condition is really deterioratingand is quite obvious that I may not live more than six months, because the cancer stage has gotten to a very severe stage.

My late husband was killed during the Gulf war, and during the period of our marriage we had a son who
was also killed in a cold blood during the Gulf war. My late husband was very wealthy and after his death, I inheritedall his business and wealth. My personal physician told me that I may not live for more than six months and I am so scared about this.

So, I now decided to divide part of this wealth, by contributing to the development of evangelism in Africa, America, Europe and Asian Countries. This mission which will no doubt be tasking had made me to recently relocated to Nigeria, Africa where I live presently. I selected your church after visiting the website for this purpose and prayed over it, I am willingto donate the sum of $3.000,000.00 Million US Dollars to your church/Ministry for the development of evangelism and also as aids for the less privileged around you.

Please note that, this fund is lying in a Security Company in Holland andthe company has branches, therefore my lawyer will file an immediate application for the transfer of the money in the name of your ministry. Please, do not reply me if you have the intention of using this fund for personal use other than enhancement of evangelism. Lastly, I want you/your ministry to be praying for me as regards my entire life and my health because I have come to find out since my spiritual birth lately that wealth acquisition without Jesus Christ in one’s life is vanity upon vanity.

If you have to die says the Lord, keep fit and I will give you the crown of life. May the Grace of our Lord Jesus Christ, the love of God, and the sweetfellowship of the Holy Spirit be with you.I await your urgent reply.Yours in Christ Mrs. Comfort Adams.

Christ Live Church,Bodija, Ibadan, Nigeria.”

To her [Mary] I entrust you,that the New Woman,Mother of the Church and of the New Humanity,may be your inspiration in the discoveryof a new feminine identity in the Gospel perspective.”
– John Paul II, Sept. 4, 1988

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2004

02

Dec

I am – Lohan the Hooker

Lindsay Lohan was spotted working the streets with her pimp

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2004

02

Dec

I am – Useless Celbrity of the Day

This is a band from the UK, I don’t know who they are – But they show off cleavage and cleavage makes a drunken stepfather smile. Even when he isn’t drunk. If these girls were my stepdaughters, I would make them bath me.

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Look at them cocktease as they blow a kiss to all of us…
Those sluts…

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2004

02

Dec

I am – Hip Hop Dance Lessons

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Best for last here let’s try it to music

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