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2016

22

Nov

Kate Beckinsale on a Yoga Ball of the Day

Kate Beckinsale is loved by everyone who can see past the fact that she’s 40 years old…which happens to be all of Kate Beckinsale’s creepy fans who are so committed to her and would be committed to her even if her fitness, starvation, probable good plastic surgery had melted away with disgusting like most 40 year old women…because that’s what happens…

Here she is riding a YOGA Ball….which is a fetish to me, someone who went to a gym once and saw a hot chick riding the YOGA ball just like this….so I just patiently awaited her to get off it – so I could sniff the sweaty rubber amazingness…

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2016

22

Nov

Rebecca Romijn Stamos Armpit for Old Times of the Day

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Here’s a little Rebecca Romijn Stamos who is no longer a Stamos – but rather a Jerry O’Connell…the fat kid from Stand By Me….At one point, back when this site was relevant, she was one of the hot model chicks who barely did anything of substance, but who didn’t need to do anything of substance because she had big tits….

Well, she’s a mom, she still exists because of her tits….and here is her armpit for my creepy friend with an armpit fetish – and who actually convinces girls off tinder to let him fuck their armpits – because it’s not like actual sex and when you have the chance to get your armpit fucked – you gotta just go for it…..and weirdly enough, the fat chicks always go for it….

In Stupid Rebecca Romijn Stamos news, she’s currently fighting with Gigi Hadid’s mom because she made a statement about social media models killing the concept of Super Models, because the fashion industry uses these people due to followers, rather than leading the trends by deciding or finding the next look or model, which is true, these social media girls who don’t deserve to be making money – are making stupid money – because brands like followers….and I guess when you’re a busty and amazing despite being old mom – who hates social media chicks – who is fighting with social media chicks’ reality show moms…you’re cooler to me…possibly a dream mom.

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2016

22

Nov

Mom Christina Ricci for Old Times of the Day

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After this morning’s queef round-up – I think we should tone down the sexy with some pics of a mom named Christina Ricci, who at one point in time was one of the hottest child stars you creepily jerked off to as she hit puberty on the Addams family…

She eventually grew silly massive tits like the Ariel Winter of her generation – only way darker, creepily damaged, and way cooler because her rebellion was being dark and in indy movies after protesting her parents for making her a child star….and like Ariel Winter chopped the tits off, before losing her mind, becoming anorexic and doing shitty TV shows…and now this…a mom…

She was up there and now she’s not…Life..

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2016

22

Nov

Family Queefing Together on Christmas for Thanksgiving of the Day

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Nothing says thanksgivng like QUeefing by the Christmas tree….wtf internet…you’re so weird.

Back when the site was more relevant – I would do a post called random google images, where I would do a google image search and post all the fucking weird shit that came up for that search…then out of anger for being flagged by google and not making the google ad money so many of these shitty sites made – I am talking millions off dollars off less traffic than me – I went on a mission to showcase how google’s youtube is just a weird fetish site, so I’d look up weird fetishes or random things I knew dudes were jerking off to hosted on youtube to call them out…

Today, for some reason, I did a search for QUEEF…and some weird, mainly the lead in video, of a family watching their daughter QUEEF was a reminder of how weird YOUTUBE actually is….

The hottest of the QUEEF videos, is one that YOUTUBE won’t let me embed… BUT YOU CAN SEE HERE ….

Here are some more QUEEF videos on YOUTUBE hosted and monetized by Youtube….Owned by Publicly Traded Company called GOOGLE….who make money off QUEEF videos…because they are a fetish site…the biggest fetish site in the world…

Here’s another one…

Here’s a better one…..who are these people….

Yoga Pose Queef….

With a Toy Mic….

Dog Sniffs Queef…

Little known fact, my original internet name / handle / message board name was VBF for Vaginal Blood Fart… I was so progressive back then…

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2016

22

Nov

23 Gucci Bags Get Stolen in Florida and Other Videos of the Day

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Australian Spider VS CAr

High School Brawl for Thanksgiving

Just Jerking off in Class

One More Time…

Tuk Tuk Wheelie…

Migrants Fail of the Day

Trans Woman Wants Millions of Straight Guys Into Trans Women to Admit It….

Russian Dude Stabbed Himself Out of Jealousy

Jet Aborts Landing Due to Wind

Disturbing video of cops killing a 15 year old on LSD

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2016

22

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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As a Canadian, I take great pleasure in not taking advantage of our “free” healthcares, so much that when I cough up blood in the morning, as I do because I’m pretty much dying thanks to great living conditions and a good amount of self destruction – this life is not a life full of protein powder and instagram muscle flexing but rather eating cake while watching as that mindless, addictive, boring shit unfolds…I don’t go to the doctor….I just say “Take that America….” for all the Americans coughing up blood but too poor to pay the 40,000 dollars it will cost them to get antibiotics…I’m with you. in Silent blood filled lungs Protest…..

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning while I die…

Ronaldo’s Gayest Fight / Foreplay of the Day
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Kanye’s Hospitalization Update…
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Flushing Sodium Down the Toilet….
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Throwback Kate Upton in a Bikini
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A Kardashian on the Toilet
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Gwyneth Paltrow Does a Vagina Impersonation
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Dave Chappelle who is not even that funny – is making 60 million from Netflix…
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Launching a Rescue Boat Fail
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Incest Enough – Story of the Day
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Dead Ed Hardy / Von Dutch Founder’s house isn’t even that offensive
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Vince Vaughn Talking To Kids…
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Cooking Thanksgiving with a Drone
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2016

21

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s may be a Tsunami warning in Japan, blame Trump and facebook…while I try to figure out how to get a Tsunami of Punani on my face tonight – and it’s surprising how hard that is considering I’ll put any pussy I come across in my mouth…to turn down a pussy willing to be licked is what faggots do….

Right?

Other than that…I’ve really got very little going on…I guess that would count as having very little going on but Here are some stepLINKS….anyway.

Drake Singing Taylor Swift Songs To Remind You Hip Hop is Dead
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Lauren Stoner – Bikini
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Tracy Anderson – Bikini
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Irish Bouncer Knocks a Motherfucker Out
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100 Years of beauty to masturbate to
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Megan Fox – Ass in LEggings
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Lady Gaga Dressed Like Carmen Sandiego – Tits Out ofthe Day
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Jennifer Garner’s Ravaged Mom Stomach
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Nina Agdal – Sports Bra
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Lindsay Pelas – Giant Tits
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Audi R8 Crashes
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Bears Dancing Jungle Boogie….
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Selena Gomez at the AMAs
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Olviia Munn Nipples
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Karreuche Tran – Braless
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How A Jet Engine Starts
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Em Rat Cow Topless on the Beach….
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$2 Hot Dog vs $169 Hot Dog
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Kelly Rohrbach Trying on Dresses
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Kesha’s Fat Huge Fat Tits
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Padma Lakshmi in a Bikii
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Some Zombie Proof Homes to Inspire You…
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Throwback Kate Upton Shoot
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Kanye Has Gone Full Kanye
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Nicole Scherzinger Looking Battered as Fuck
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Big Girl Kesha – Crotch Shot
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Claudia Romani – Black Mesh Outfit
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World Record Basketball Shot…
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IMPROV Pranks on Omegle
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Green Day’s Anti Trump Rally
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Always Give Your Girlfriend Warning
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Lazy Fucker
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3 Girls Sharing
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Hot Naked Amateur
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Big Tits – Cam Show in the Mall
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Big Naked Tits
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Naked Chick Spreading Vag
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

21

Nov

Ireland Baldwin Creepy and Large Photoshoot of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is the worst – and now her body matches her overall demeanor – you know an “outside reflects the inside”…unless you’re into 6 foot 3 tall bitches who weigh over 200 lbs….and I guess you probably are – because they have big tits…and can subdue you in a choke hold…PORN TO EVERYONE…

Maybe she’s not that bad, I mean she was pushing the social media thing aggressively – and was on a really solid path to be what Hailey Baldwin accomplished for the family, vapid, blonde, Kardashian endorsed low hanging fruit…while this one just went dark, lesbian, dark lesbian…who ended up in Rehab….as expected when her public life started with her dad – the guy who plays Trump on SNL – calling her a worthless pig. HILARIOUS. Because he was right.

She’s blocked me on all social media, so maybe I’m bitter, because I shouldn’t be so mad about a girl in the ocean showing nipples…I should be more like “DUDE NIPPLES”…but I can’t see past the hatred I have in my soul for these rich, useless, entitled monsters….even when they are big enough to break me.

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Posted in:Ireland Baldwin|SFW

2016

21

Nov

Jennifer Lawrence in Vanity Fair Holiday of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence is so fucking overrated…she’s overpaid, she’s over inflated, she’s over used, she’s overhyped, she’s garbage…I actually can’t stand her….

But she looked good in her nudes. Like really good. It almost validated her as the Hollywood created high paid star who keeps getting nominated for Oscars because it is part of the scam to keep budgets as high as possible so everyone get seriously fucking paid….

She’s dating Darren Aronofsky, because he was the director on a movie she’s in, and I guess she likes to fuck the boss, or maybe she’s the actual boss on the movie and he’s just the creeper who tries to fuck everyone but may stick with this one because she’s not some extra or groupie trying to get hollywood – she is hollywood and hollywood is a status thing and she’s a big deal…but most importantly she’s got great tits…

Here’s the video…of her answering a bunch of questions – where she doesn’t look hot….

Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence|SFW

2016

21

Nov

Hana Jirickova Nipples for Magnus Magazine of the DAy

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Hana Jirickova is some up and coming model who I think is pretty fucking lovely because she’s showing tits and nipples…

I have no idea where she is from, but she looks like it is from a communist place where her parents once waited in line for toilet paper, but that has turned into a place with the most billionaires per capita, obsessed with designer clothing and all things expensive, making the girls into fucking bratty cunt who only date rich guys – especially when they are models…like this one up in her MAGNUS magaizne nonsense…

Not that I know anything about Hana Jirickova….other than her nipples…

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