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2016

Nov

Shelly Duvall is Fuckign Amazing of the Day

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I was at my neighbor’s house trying to fuck his wife – who was watching Dr Phil as unemployed people who are on disability – like my wife – do….

We are the low lives of society, the mooches, if we lived in America – we would have voted TRUMP…you just garbage humans…

Well…the Dr Phil was on some girl who was confronting her mom – who when she was a kid – filmed her fucking her dad….now that may not make sense to you, or maybe it speaks too close to home to you because you’re trash…but the show was about a girl – who was forced to fuck her dad…while her mom filmed….confronting her mom as an adult…that’s crazy..

But not as crazy as this preview for a Shelley Duvall episode, that’s just absolutely brilliant…she’s lost her mind, maybe part of The Shinning curse, or maybe just a product of being in Hollywood in the 70s…and that may have made her fucking crazy or maybe she’s just brilliant…and right…one of those tin foil hat wearing freaks who think Robin Williams is a shapeshifter…TOTALLY…amazing…

Needless to say, I didn’t fuck my neighbor’s wife…but I did steal a pair of her panties to sniff and Dr Phil is the voice of the people….the white trash redneck people…

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2016

Nov

Naked Indian Protestor and Other Videos of the Day

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Dude Uses 5 Year Old to Steal

What – A Cop Says if he Could Get Away With It He Wanted to Put a Bullet Through a Girl’s Head….

The Most Insane Punishment for Car Theft

Teacher USES UFC Choke Hold to Break Up Fight

Dude Yells at Kids Protesting Trump

Fat Girl – VS – Trump Sign

Woman who falls into a Crib…

Chinese Couple Forced to Fuck after Gettting Married

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2016

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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There’s a girl who posts topless pics on her facebook, and who I am friends with on facebook because topless pics are great and I’m sure there’s a lot of fun going on with her – and that she’d be someone I want to get to know and be friends with – for the topless pics…

Well, she is crying rape because she got wasted at a party and passed out naked – only for people at the party to take pics and videos of her – that they posted on their social media because people take pics and videos of trainwrecks they see – she actually feels violated, sure, I get it, it’s embarassing when you get so drunk you get naked at a part for everyone to point and laugh…but if you’re doing it in a public space…you’re not being “raped”…and if it is filmed by that public space – you are not getting raped….it’s called don’t behave like an idiot – idiot..

So the LOLZ in this story is that I keep asking to see the video – and all her friends go nuts calling me a pervert…when they aren’t telling off other dudes who write shit like “but your profile pics are all nudes”….only for them to say “It is my power to post nude pics of myself, it is not the patriarchy’s right to put that content of me out there”…well – when you’re the fucking scenery at the fucking party…legally you’re giving everyone at the party the right to film and post that shit…

It blows my mind that people can’t just say “I fucked up”…and that “I’m a disaster”…or “maybe I should go to rehab”…but instead think it’s a fucking sex offense…that they are the victim…like the people exposed to her exposing herself intentionally set that moment up to humiliate her…

I just don’t understand what fucking world we live in….seriously confusing….post tit pics of yourself is empowering, but when other people post tit pics of you – it’s bad.

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Eddie Redmayne is Weird
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Peter Jackson’s Collection of Movie Memorabilia…
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Em Rat Cow in a Bikini
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Emma Stone – Boring
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Kathy Griffins’s Bizarre Britney Spears Story – Isn’t Even That Bizarre
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Donald Trump Singing Baby by Bieber is So Horrible
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Jimmy Fallon’s Enter Sandman Cover with Metallica – Makes Me hate Life
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2016

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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I love living in a world of no discretion – where people talk on speaker phone in public places – because they don’t even realize people are around them. THEY have no concept of privacy or personal space – it’s like real other humans are just obstacles that get in the way while waiting in line at the grocery store….or wherever you happen to be….or maybe they view us as an audience that they can rope into their boring performance they call their lives….who knows…

But today…this hot, totally normal chick in front of me was talking to her friend and said “he’s been so sloppy on pulling out – I doubt I’m ovulating but if I am I gotta kill the baby because he’s fucking like 5 other chicks and isn’t serious enough to deserve my first child”….what the fuck…just like in front of all of us…because she just doesn’t give a fuck….or thought she was being funny – who knows…but it was crazy…

Safe to say that Facebook is the devil…I am surprised people haven’t started protesting it…it is why TRUMP won…

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Jamie Chung Legs…..
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Emma Stone at an Event….
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Mysterious London Fog is Finally Answered….
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Katy Perry Wins Some Bullshit She Doesn’t Deserve to Win – With Her Big Tits…
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The New York Indie Arcade for your Nerd…
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Lexi Wood Nipple!
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Beauty and the BEast Side By Side…..and Emma Watson in a Dress…
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Iggy Azaelea’s Award Winning Vagina
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Maisie Williams in a School Girl Outfit for You Perverts
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Natalie Portman – Pregnant in a Tight Dress…
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Weird Australian Teacing a Baby to Climb a Fence
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Anais Pouliot in Lingerie
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Ireland Baldwin – Big Tits
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Jordana Brewster Lookin’ Good
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Go Pro on an Arrow
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Billy Bob Wants to do a Movie with Brad Pitt
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The Rock is the “Hottest Guy Ever” in Case you were Wondering…And You Aren’t Cuz You Already Jerked Off to Him Twice
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Kelly Rohrbach Bikini
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Daisy Lowe – Rocking Massive Tits
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Big Tits and a Dildo
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A Girl with a Silly Ass Implant
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2016

Nov

Eniko Mihalik Not Nude – But Almost Nude – For Playboy of the Day

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Eniko Mihalik is a titty exposing model and she’s in the recent issue of Playboy….not the traditional titty magazine Playboy but rather the new Playboy which caters to pussy millennials who don’t like naked women – because objectifying women and sexualizing women is wrong….unless you’re that titty model, objectifying herself and sexualizing herself on her social media for likes….or I guess for fashion magazines that have women editorial staff and women readers so that the nudity can be deemed empowering for some reason – and not exploitative…even though Hefner’s daughter was the one running the magazine for a while – and women are capable of sexualizing and exploiting other women as easily as men are…not that nude photos are exploitative at all…these bitches choose to do it…it’s more anti-white man typical illogical social justice warrior behavior…

The pics are by David Bellemere, who is loved and is at the peak of his career – shooting top models for everyone everywhere – but who built an audience taking nude pics….including for Playboy prior to the NO nudity clause – while they were rebranding….but not for Playboy now…because that’s wrong…and not ad friendly…so compromise content for advertisers….

It really just blows my fucking mind….but here are the pics of the Hungarian you’ve seen naked before…but not for Playboy – that’d be fucking crazy…

These are from the same shoot but for Playboy Russia – that’s a bit more hardcore.

Posted in:Eniko Mihalik|SFW

2016

Nov

Bella Thorne is Intense of the Day

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Yeah baby – I like the pimply skin…all fucking acne scabbed and pock faced like a homeless teenage runaway addicted to meth…all angry looking giving those dirty looks like you’re hungry and skinny but chose the drugs over food – with your prostitute money…

I like that she’s acting like she hates the paparazzi that she probably called – or maybe it was her creepy latch-on of a sister who loves attaching herself to anything that this one does – including her hair color – because it puts her on a higher playing field of relevance – even if she’s the one in the background out of focus in the picture…the Haylie Duff or Alli Simpson of the Thorne family….

Either way, this is mainstream actor, pulling social media tactics, to increase her mainstream acting profile, and at 18…there’s so much good that go go wrong….the trainwreck…that we anticipate will happen….

I can assure you that at one point in her lifetime – probably sooner than later….we will all see her cunt and that’s exciting. I guess…I mean it is the era of everyone exposing their vagina like trashy insecure sluts looking for validation through LIKES and FOLLOWS…but I’ll take it anyway…all of it…send the vagina pics my way..

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2016

Nov

Ariel Winter Feeds her Inner Thighs of the Day

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The biggest question that comes up when it comes to Ariel Winter – besides “who is Ariel Winter?” and not in a philosophical way – but in a I’ve never watched Modern Family, so I am not one of the creeps who fell in love with her teen character – and watched her teen character grow out her tits – before chopping off her tits only to grow back her tits – is “How did her chopped off tits grow back to massive tits”….and the answer is “IN AND OUT”…

We can assume that she’s not getting paid by In and Out for the product placement, but rather that she’s paid them for Two or More burgers she’ll stuff her fucking face with and hope for the best – and by best I mean the least amount of fat deposited on her inner thighs, gut and already round face….while keeping fingers crossed that it ends up back on the newly shaped tits…

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2016

Nov

Anna Kendrick in Modern Day Playboy for the Day

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OMG! I just did a post on Anna Kendrick’s mouth being a mouth that I am not instinctively compelled to stick my dick in, because for some reason it weirds me out.

IF you scroll down, you can see such brilliant commentary in badly written english because I know it excites you.

Since posting that post 3 minutes ago, I came across ANOTHER Anna Kendrick photoshoot – because I guess she’s doing PR as hard as she can for her MEMOIR that we’ve already determined is obnoxious – seeing as she’s only 31 – and unless she’s got a terminal illness – or she’s about to off herself for that weird mouth…she’s got more time to write a memoir..

BUT it would be in line with being a narcissistic asshole actor who looks in the mirror all day – while channeling their self-involved and superficial emotions into something they think is actually important – despite being absolute nonsense – all because they are paid a lot and society celebrates them – DESPITE THE WEIRD MOUTH…

Well, she’s gone and done PLAYBOY – but not in a traditional “OMG DID YOU SEE THAT ACTRESS I WANT TO FUCK DESPITE HER WEIRD MOUTH AND ZERO SEX APPEAL – SHE DID PLAYBOY – LET ME BUY TWO COPIES TO CUM ALL OVER BECAUSE I KNOW I’LL SEE LABIA”…..more the new PLAYBOY which features no nudity, it’s ad friendly, and women friendly, in this gay, emasculated era of the pussy millennial who doesn’t want to see actress labia – because labia means gender and NO ONE HAS GENDER anymore…it’s fucking crazy…

Fashion magazines are easier to jerk off to than this shit…shit that reminds us all why TRUMP won the election…no one likes a PLAYBOY with no pussy lip in it…because I NEED TO cross reference her pussy lip to her mouth lip to see if I have the same distain for it…

Either way, here are the pics…

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2016

Nov

Anna Kendrick’s in a Magazine of the Day

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Anna Kendrick’s mouth offends me. Unlike most feel mouths I don’t have the urge to stick my testicles, since I don’t have much of a shaft, down her throat, but instead I am grossed by it. It’s like she’s got terrifying razor sharp lips – in an era of lip injections – that are all cushiony and good…yet she opts for whatever’s going on here….and these are actually some better pictures of her..I’ve seen movies with her and I just fixate that mouth…I just can’t look away…and not in a good way…in a what is wrong with that thing and why don’t I want to stick my testicles in it….because really she’s not that bad looking, she’s not a monster, maybe her fame is a lot of hype and not justified but still not something I shouldn’t want to stick my testicles in…but I can’t change the way her mouth makes me feel…

She’s released a book called Scrappy little nobody….a memoir at 31 because she’s obnoxious, or has a terminal illness – that I can assume started in her mouth – or maybe she’s gonna kill herself because she can’t escape that mouth….

The highlight of her life so far – at least according to my extensive research into her memoir is that she tried to high five the first guy who gave her an orgasm…because she’s that girl…the one who ruins things the second you give her an orgasm….

That’s all I got.. ..