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2016

Nov

Fat Barbie of the Day

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A video posted by A S H L E Y G R A H A M (@theashleygraham) on Nov 14, 2016 at 4:48pm PST

Mattel has decided to hop on a trend, the fat trend, because fat is in, people are fat, and why not speak to the fat people who complain all the time about how fat is misrepresented in the mainstream, when it should be stigmatized and made fun of – due to being unhealthy…

So they partnered up with Fat model, who got off her fat ass, but took her fat whining to create a career as a fat chick in a fat world, and created a fat barbie in her image…

I am sure it’s a dream for all girls to have a barbie in their images, even if it looks like it’s Kim Kardashian…a monster..or a tranny….even though it is shitting on their legacy of unrealistic expectations that is handed out to little girls at a young age to fuck them up proper enough that they turn into activists like Ashley Graham for fatness….to try to give kids a positive influence by saying “it’s ok to be fat and to aspire to be fat”….instead of feeling inadequate their entire lives because they will never be as hot as the Barbies they are obsessed with and play with – even after surgeries to look more like Barbie….something a lot of girls do.

BUT…I prefer aspirational Barbie…not settle, be lazy and die a premature death Barbie….but the world…it is a changing…

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2016

Nov

Man Uses Drone to Catch Wife Cheating (I call Fake) and Other Videos of the Day

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Bottle Opener of the Day…

Low Budget Music Video Fail…

20,000 Ducks – Cross the Road

Shoplifter VS Security

Russian Kids shot dogs, their mom in the leg, at the cops – then killed themselves – all while broadcasting to social media – weird

Stripping a Bridesmaid at a Wedding…

Creepy Breast Feed of the Day

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2016

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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This Trump campaigning on social media is getting pretty annoying – but mainly because Lena Dunham is involved, being the loud fat girl narcissist who makes it about herself…

I’d like to go back to focusing on trashy low level nudes – by creeps of broken girls who want to be famous because it’s easier than working.

I didn’t leave my bed yesterday, as I do…thanks to dying – hangovers – probably cancer…and was forced to scroll through social media – realizing that we should collectively hope TRUMP causes the world to reset – explode – because people are the fucking worst…except when they sext me – and send me vagina pics…because vagina pics may not cure or heal the world…they may or may not be racist tyrants – but they are fun to look at….which is probably why I talk about it all the time. I’m repetitive, but when you find your passion – it’s ok to commit to it…

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Elizabeth Turner – is Big Breasted as Fuck
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CRAZY NORWEGIAN’s FIRST SNOW
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Anais Zanotti – Whore
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Glamour Magazine did a Celebrate Women Event – and Lena Dunham Makes it About Herself Getting Raped – Which I don’t Believe – Because She’s a Fucking Monster
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HOW DID YOU NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO OF A DRUNK DRIVING SLAMMING A WAGON
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HOW MANY MUSCLES ARE TOO MANY MUSCLES ON A WOMAN – I THINK THIS BITCH HAS THE ANSWER
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2016

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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Sometimes I’m forced to realize that my humor and format isn’t relevant anymore. Everything is a meme, a half naked social media post, a FB status – where everyone is a dot com comedian….but I find comfort in knowing that my brand of humor has never been relevant or relatable – and even if I mastered the memes or the half naked social media posts or FB statuses….no one would care….

It’s ok to be alone on an island of a website – when there are some stepLINKS to distract you….but also when there are strippers – strippers are great.

Sarah Shahi Offends Her Nanny With Dick Pics…
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Bella Hadid – Fitness Gear
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Blac Chyna Baby Does a Titty Suck
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Demi Lovato on the Dick Hunt
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Isla Fisher – Cleavage
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Lohan Works for PUTIN
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Drunk Driver VS Wagon Tour
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Rat Cow’s Got Tit
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Slutty CG Scarlett Johansson in Ghost in the Shell Trailer
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Scottie Pippen’s Got a Gangster Florida House
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Road Rage in Russia…
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Brazilian Grand Prix – Amazing Driving
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Mary Kate and Ashley Osen – Together at a Sports Game
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If you’re homeless – here’s a good way to open a can without a can opener – Very Crucial
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Poppa Joe has Prostate Cancer
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Zoe Kravitz – See Through Dress
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Miranda Kerr – Swimsuit Hotness
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Creepy Lady Victoria Hervey Titties
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This is how Future Kids will Stay Fit
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Daylight Savings Time Twins – Means the Oldest is the Youngest – Brain May Explode Processing This
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John Oliver on How trump Got Elected
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Bella Hadid – Hard Nipples
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Ripped Skirt – Ass Flash
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Hat Trick Shots
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David Blaine’s Trick are Next Level…
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Soviet Star Turned Into Patrick the Star
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Virtual Reality Trick Shots…
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Vagina Exploration of the Day
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Just a MILF of the Day
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Weird Conversation During Sex….
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A Bunch of Random Pics of Naked Enough Girls
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Thandie Newton’s Merkin
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2016

Nov

Frances Bean Cobain’s Nipples for Schon of the Day

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Frances Bean Cobain is showing her nipples in a fashion magazine, which is essentially wearing clothing in this exposed nipple generation, because it’s feminist and empowering to own your body and show that you have tits – like everyone else has tits – because tits are a totally normal thing….which is good news to creepy Kurt Cobain fans who will jerk off to anything he’s touched…from his music, to Courtney Love, to his Daughter…to Shot Guns…

Ok…..

Rich girl doing rich girl things…as she paves her own way in the world of entertainment and showing tits…good work…..nice legacy.

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2016

Nov

Chelsea Handler Tit Pic of the Day

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Chelsea Handler wants to stay relevant as hard as she can – you know now that she doesn’t have a TV show on TV, even though she has a show on Netflix, while Netflix is the future….and what better way to do it than rope in some fat middle aged woman into taking a fan pic…with her tits out…because tits out, as any college girl on a bus to the big game will tell you, is a timeless tactic to get love, support, respect, an audience, friends, fans, date raped.

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2016

Nov

Lea Michele Does Instagram Modeling of the Day

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Lea Michele posted some slutty selfies / instagram caliber erotica – that is so lame – but is still a celeb on all fours being suggestive for attention. It’s being competitive in this changing landscape of media.

Interesting…because the celebrities from pre-social media fame – were probably as thirsty as social media people or maybe their parents were – which is how they got on TV in the first place…building them up into the puppets they are…the shell of a human that wants to be used by writers, directors and producers to have a successful show..and fame…

So it’s only natural that they’d channel what’s trendy or popular on social media, even though someone like me, who finds slutty pics low level, or low hanging fruit, not that I hate looking at all these slutty selfies or fake photoshoots, but I do think they lack substance, a story and that they should be left for the thirsty girls trying to make it.

I believe that those who have millions of dollars should be higher brow – or someone that we don’t see like this so that when they do get like this – maybe in a movie or something – we can get excited about seeing the half naked like “OMG LOOK AT THAT SLUT FROM TV, SHE IS IN HER UNDERWEAR”….not that I’d get like that over Lea Michelle…because Lea Michele isn’t all that hot, for the first 4 years of her career I assumed she was a dude, but like all other girls on instagram, she’s managed to capture a moment that is starting to get boring because they happen so much – all day – every day – but that you can’t hate on – because even if it’s shameless self promotion…it’s erotica, softcore porn erotica, with little takeaway- but who needs a takeaway….

I guess these girls, are just girls, and love the attention of being half naked – pretend it is empowering, like feeling sexy and pose the fuck out of it – only to give it away for free…all to grow their audience, feel good about themselves, who fucking knows…but Lea Michele is doing it….

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2016

Nov

Ariel Winter’s Ass Show of the Day

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Ariel Winter is in Mexico – and she’s decided to do 2 back to back ass posts on social media – high concept shameless butt shots because she obviously loves her ass, and wants to show off her ass…and people must be giving her ass a lot of love and attention affirming that she should continue to post ass pics …because if you spend any time on social media, you’ll know it’s all about slutty pics, selfies or fake photoshoots, every girl gets half naked…and this one, I guess felt liberated at 18 from whatever contracts that bound her – creating this New Zealand Tsunami of slutty half naked pics…it’s what the kids are into – it’s what they want…

I generally find her terrifying to look at, but I didn’t watch her tits form on that TV show, I just know about her from her social media hustle, but the nice thing about 18 year old ass – is that even if you know it’s chubby – and going to be sloppy as fuck – the collagen in their skin – keeps everything that may one day be terrifying – perky and firm…so it’s not as bad as it could be…and that’s all I have to say about that.

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2016

Nov

The Taylor Swift Ass Grab Photo of the Day

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In silly Taylor Swift news….she’s suing some radio DJ from Denver for grabbing her ass while posing for a photo.

His name is DJ David Mueller and the claim is that he “reached up under my skirt and grabbed my ass right when I was having to pose for a photo.”

This is the picture that Taylor Swift was trying to keep private, despite it being the evidence in the lawsuit….

Now I’ve grabbed my fair share of asses that didn’t ask to be grabbed, the most famous one being Lady Gaga’s ass many years ago – before she was famous – but she was in a leotard in a VIP booth at a club I was at – and I just couldn’t help myself from reaching in and being a full creeper….I was drunk and I was trying to get her attention and she didn’t even notice, it was a great ass and her security didn’t notice, so I didn’t get my ass kicked….or sued for sexual harassment…

I didn’t do it for sexual reasons, I never really assault girls like that, so I realize how creepy that kind of thing is to do, I’ve grown since then and I’d never grab an ass unless I was paying 10 dollars a song to do it….so if I was this close to Taylor Swift, I’d be more inclined to throw semen at her vagina hoping it stuck to make me well funded babies…even though the rumor is she’s already pregnant – not sure who the father is – because she likes to fuck….just not low level radio DJ creeps.

I hope they give him the chair….because women’s rights…in this feminist era has no room for pussy grabbing – just because your president claims when you’re rich and famous you can grab them by the pussy – because you can….and if you’ve seen a girl around someone she thinks is amazing – like a DJ, bartender, celebrity, etc…you’ll know….just last weekend – there was this 20 year old babe in a cleavage revealing shirt working the bartender, with half her tit hanging out….just like that…half tit exposed…and she knew it…she just wanted him to know it…because girls are the predators….just not to dudes they want nothing to with….like Me!

Point of the story is – don’t grab random ass…there are plenty of willing girls who want their asses grabbed…focus on them.

Via TMZ

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2016

Nov

Is that a Hailee Steinfeld Pussy Flash of the Day

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Hailee Steinfeld flashing her pussy – or what may be her pussy is a huge deal – if you care about Hailee Steinfeld…

LA born and raised child star from TRUE GRIT, that perverts everywhere have been watching as she turns herself into a popstar…because popstars make more money than actors….

She’s actually looking fitter than usual, a little less fat, because at one point in time she was a big girl….but now she’s a girl I am watching in GIF..over an over…to see if I see labia…mainly because I’m pathetic and have very little else to do with my time.

I guess I could go to Facebook and write Trump statuses with everyone else…because that’s not getting boring as fuck…