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Ariana Grande’s Hard Nipples of the Day

Stella Hudgens Sucks Off Bananas of the Day

Taylor Swift’s Staged Paparazzi Bikini Pics of the Day

Britney Spears Goes to Hawaii and Produces Low Level Smut of the Day

Leni Klum’s Hot Big Titty Daughter Gets Paid to Let You In her Bathroom of the Day

2016

Nov

Iggy Azalea Hard Nipples in GQ of the Day

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Iggy Azalea is a total scam…and I know this because the opening lyric of her new song is “I’m the real-est” and I don’t think she means “realist”…

She is an Australian, who claims she’s a stripper, who white suburban teens who want to fuck black guys like they had a fat ass like her…but I know that strippers don’t get green cards or work visas. I mean maybe she pulled some hooker stunts to get to this level of fame and fortune with hit songs and shit…but that doesn’t mean she came from nothing and is some crazy success story…

The fact is, she’s not real. Her music isn’t real, her ass isn’t real, her name isn’t real…. It’s all LIES…she’s not real at all….she’s probably not even a she…it’s all just nonsense that for some reason GQ is very into now….she’s popping up everywhere…

SHE WAS AT THEIR MEN OF THE YEAR AWARDS WITH NO BRA – BECAUSE SHE’S LIKELY A MAN – BASED ON THAT FACE AND BODY….

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2016

Nov

Ivanka Trump Big Titties of the Day

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Here’s the future First Lady – just as soon as Trump gets into office and makes marrying your daughter legal…

I wonder if the red wing, white power, insane Trump people realize that Ivanka and her husband are Orthodox jews and their kids…Daddy Trump’s grandkids – are all little Jewish babies..something that he didn’t really talk about during his campaign – because you know the alt-right don’t like Jews and how they own the media…except maybe when they own Facebook – and that’s the whole reason they exist…

Not that I hate the Alt Right….I’m just a huge fan of incest because I don’t have family so I can sexualize everything…and I encourage any laws to allow a father and daughter to marry – because as we learned in the gay marriage campaigns – who are we to decide who people are allowed to love….

She’s wearing a tight dress, her tits hard, her face older…as she shamelessly promotes her product line everytime she does media for her dad’s insane troll / win…

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2016

Nov

Em Rat Cow on the Beach Topless of the Day

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It’s funny how shameless people need to get noticed, or attention, in this no attention span world…especailly when you’re a titty model…she is in a one piece….

Em Rat Cow is so full of shit, but the funny thing about her being full of shit, is that she’s polarized being a low level bottom feeding titty model into being a feminist thing – and big brands actually pay her money like she’s more than just a softcore porn star – because they either believe her bullshit and are idiots – or just pretend to believe her bullshit because she has followers and brands are clueless but know one thing – and that is that they love followers…

So she can play artist, high brow nudist, well followed big tits people jerk off to…But she’s really just a girl showing her tits to the papaprazzi because they are great, probably fake, but great and she’s shameless garbage…

The world is so fucking stupid…Trying to keep the dream alive…with her friend Lena Dunham or some equally crazy looking topless monster…because it makes your feminism make more sense…while making your tits look better by comparison….because if you’re with a broken down looking girl – you’re obviously not a vapid cunt trying to get hits by being topless on the beach…

I can’t believe people pay attention to this garbage…seriously…do they follow her, read her tweets, care about what she does, buy what she’s selling…

Or do they just wait for this titty behavior – the only thing she’s good at…

Fucking nonsense..

These tits – can’t be real –

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2016

Nov

Kirsten Dunst Random Bikini Pic of the Day

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Here’s a picture of an older Kirsten Dunst that is circulating on social media. I have no idea what it’s from, I got it from my Kirsten Dunst Fetish tumblr I jerk off to everyday, because Kirsten Dunst is one of those big tits on a small frame – from 20 years ago – that some of people just can’t get over….the fact that she didn’t die when she was an addict who didn’t shower and looked like death – before making her comeback…

This is part of her comeback..but those tired eyes and more saggy than they once were tits….tell a story of what was something we’ve all wanted to have sex with at least once – because we are old perverts and she’s got a vagina…

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2016

Nov

Shelly Duvall is Fuckign Amazing of the Day

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I was at my neighbor’s house trying to fuck his wife – who was watching Dr Phil as unemployed people who are on disability – like my wife – do….

We are the low lives of society, the mooches, if we lived in America – we would have voted TRUMP…you just garbage humans…

Well…the Dr Phil was on some girl who was confronting her mom – who when she was a kid – filmed her fucking her dad….now that may not make sense to you, or maybe it speaks too close to home to you because you’re trash…but the show was about a girl – who was forced to fuck her dad…while her mom filmed….confronting her mom as an adult…that’s crazy..

But not as crazy as this preview for a Shelley Duvall episode, that’s just absolutely brilliant…she’s lost her mind, maybe part of The Shinning curse, or maybe just a product of being in Hollywood in the 70s…and that may have made her fucking crazy or maybe she’s just brilliant…and right…one of those tin foil hat wearing freaks who think Robin Williams is a shapeshifter…TOTALLY…amazing…

Needless to say, I didn’t fuck my neighbor’s wife…but I did steal a pair of her panties to sniff and Dr Phil is the voice of the people….the white trash redneck people…

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2016

Nov

Naked Indian Protestor and Other Videos of the Day

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Dude Uses 5 Year Old to Steal

What – A Cop Says if he Could Get Away With It He Wanted to Put a Bullet Through a Girl’s Head….

The Most Insane Punishment for Car Theft

Teacher USES UFC Choke Hold to Break Up Fight

Dude Yells at Kids Protesting Trump

Fat Girl – VS – Trump Sign

Woman who falls into a Crib…

Chinese Couple Forced to Fuck after Gettting Married

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2016

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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There’s a girl who posts topless pics on her facebook, and who I am friends with on facebook because topless pics are great and I’m sure there’s a lot of fun going on with her – and that she’d be someone I want to get to know and be friends with – for the topless pics…

Well, she is crying rape because she got wasted at a party and passed out naked – only for people at the party to take pics and videos of her – that they posted on their social media because people take pics and videos of trainwrecks they see – she actually feels violated, sure, I get it, it’s embarassing when you get so drunk you get naked at a part for everyone to point and laugh…but if you’re doing it in a public space…you’re not being “raped”…and if it is filmed by that public space – you are not getting raped….it’s called don’t behave like an idiot – idiot..

So the LOLZ in this story is that I keep asking to see the video – and all her friends go nuts calling me a pervert…when they aren’t telling off other dudes who write shit like “but your profile pics are all nudes”….only for them to say “It is my power to post nude pics of myself, it is not the patriarchy’s right to put that content of me out there”…well – when you’re the fucking scenery at the fucking party…legally you’re giving everyone at the party the right to film and post that shit…

It blows my mind that people can’t just say “I fucked up”…and that “I’m a disaster”…or “maybe I should go to rehab”…but instead think it’s a fucking sex offense…that they are the victim…like the people exposed to her exposing herself intentionally set that moment up to humiliate her…

I just don’t understand what fucking world we live in….seriously confusing….post tit pics of yourself is empowering, but when other people post tit pics of you – it’s bad.

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Eddie Redmayne is Weird
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Peter Jackson’s Collection of Movie Memorabilia…
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Em Rat Cow in a Bikini
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Emma Stone – Boring
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Kathy Griffins’s Bizarre Britney Spears Story – Isn’t Even That Bizarre
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Donald Trump Singing Baby by Bieber is So Horrible
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Jimmy Fallon’s Enter Sandman Cover with Metallica – Makes Me hate Life
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2016

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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I love living in a world of no discretion – where people talk on speaker phone in public places – because they don’t even realize people are around them. THEY have no concept of privacy or personal space – it’s like real other humans are just obstacles that get in the way while waiting in line at the grocery store….or wherever you happen to be….or maybe they view us as an audience that they can rope into their boring performance they call their lives….who knows…

But today…this hot, totally normal chick in front of me was talking to her friend and said “he’s been so sloppy on pulling out – I doubt I’m ovulating but if I am I gotta kill the baby because he’s fucking like 5 other chicks and isn’t serious enough to deserve my first child”….what the fuck…just like in front of all of us…because she just doesn’t give a fuck….or thought she was being funny – who knows…but it was crazy…

Safe to say that Facebook is the devil…I am surprised people haven’t started protesting it…it is why TRUMP won…

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Jamie Chung Legs…..
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Emma Stone at an Event….
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Mysterious London Fog is Finally Answered….
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Katy Perry Wins Some Bullshit She Doesn’t Deserve to Win – With Her Big Tits…
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The New York Indie Arcade for your Nerd…
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Lexi Wood Nipple!
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Beauty and the BEast Side By Side…..and Emma Watson in a Dress…
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Iggy Azaelea’s Award Winning Vagina
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Maisie Williams in a School Girl Outfit for You Perverts
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Natalie Portman – Pregnant in a Tight Dress…
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Weird Australian Teacing a Baby to Climb a Fence
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Anais Pouliot in Lingerie
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Ireland Baldwin – Big Tits
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Jordana Brewster Lookin’ Good
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Billy Bob Wants to do a Movie with Brad Pitt
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The Rock is the “Hottest Guy Ever” in Case you were Wondering…And You Aren’t Cuz You Already Jerked Off to Him Twice
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Kelly Rohrbach Bikini
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Daisy Lowe – Rocking Massive Tits
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Big Tits and a Dildo
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A Girl with a Silly Ass Implant
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2016

Nov

Eniko Mihalik Not Nude – But Almost Nude – For Playboy of the Day

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Eniko Mihalik is a titty exposing model and she’s in the recent issue of Playboy….not the traditional titty magazine Playboy but rather the new Playboy which caters to pussy millennials who don’t like naked women – because objectifying women and sexualizing women is wrong….unless you’re that titty model, objectifying herself and sexualizing herself on her social media for likes….or I guess for fashion magazines that have women editorial staff and women readers so that the nudity can be deemed empowering for some reason – and not exploitative…even though Hefner’s daughter was the one running the magazine for a while – and women are capable of sexualizing and exploiting other women as easily as men are…not that nude photos are exploitative at all…these bitches choose to do it…it’s more anti-white man typical illogical social justice warrior behavior…

The pics are by David Bellemere, who is loved and is at the peak of his career – shooting top models for everyone everywhere – but who built an audience taking nude pics….including for Playboy prior to the NO nudity clause – while they were rebranding….but not for Playboy now…because that’s wrong…and not ad friendly…so compromise content for advertisers….

It really just blows my fucking mind….but here are the pics of the Hungarian you’ve seen naked before…but not for Playboy – that’d be fucking crazy…

These are from the same shoot but for Playboy Russia – that’s a bit more hardcore.

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2016

Nov

Bella Thorne is Intense of the Day

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Yeah baby – I like the pimply skin…all fucking acne scabbed and pock faced like a homeless teenage runaway addicted to meth…all angry looking giving those dirty looks like you’re hungry and skinny but chose the drugs over food – with your prostitute money…

I like that she’s acting like she hates the paparazzi that she probably called – or maybe it was her creepy latch-on of a sister who loves attaching herself to anything that this one does – including her hair color – because it puts her on a higher playing field of relevance – even if she’s the one in the background out of focus in the picture…the Haylie Duff or Alli Simpson of the Thorne family….

Either way, this is mainstream actor, pulling social media tactics, to increase her mainstream acting profile, and at 18…there’s so much good that go go wrong….the trainwreck…that we anticipate will happen….

I can assure you that at one point in her lifetime – probably sooner than later….we will all see her cunt and that’s exciting. I guess…I mean it is the era of everyone exposing their vagina like trashy insecure sluts looking for validation through LIKES and FOLLOWS…but I’ll take it anyway…all of it…send the vagina pics my way..

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