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2004

27

Dec

I am – Great People

Today is a day to reflect on the year that has passed us by all too quickly. We are all another year older, and in a cynical way… 1 year closer to death.. but take the time to think about the great people in your life, as I have been doing all week…this is what google had to say about great people in the “google image search of the day”, have I told you lately that the Drunken Stepfather is back?

Here

The Top 5 Results are:

Wouldn’t let Him Babysit my Kids, Great Person

Huge Head, Great Person

Bad Music, Great People

Boring State, Great People

The Drinks were a Little rank, the people were GREAT

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2004

27

Dec

I am – Spam of the day

Welcome Back,

The girls had a FANTASTIC christmas, the La Perla lingerie was a huge success…and I was in a place called heaven when they gave me my gift which consisted of a hot fashion show…with a lot of booze, a lot of food, and a whole lot of young fresh skin….

The Drunken Stepfather Revival begins today – tell your friends!

Our Spam of the day is:

To: drunkjesus@gmail.com

From:Carlo Norton

Subject: Deandre the party starts at 10

So last week I told you the secret about how porn stars stay hard after they cum.

What I forgot to tell you was how incredibily rock hard you will be.

I’m not joking. You will be harder than you can possibily imagine.

It will feel so good you will cry with ecstacy.

Not to mention that you will also be thicker and longer.

Doesn’t deeper inside her sound too good to be true?

If you don’t know what I am talking about, then you have never tried Cialis.

Give your life a new meaning right here.

***WARNING***

She will fall in love with you!

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2004

26

Dec

I am – Dead Celebrity of the Day ( Reggie White)

Reggie White, some football player I heard was pretty good died today.

He was the NFL’s Defensive Player of the Year in 1987 and 1998, and was also an ordained minister.

He began his career with the Memphis Showboats of the USFL in 1984, and joined the Philadelphia Eagles (search), who held his NFL rights, after the USFL folded in 1985.

More HERE

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2004

26

Dec

I am – having "Sex Sleep"

“Imagine finding unexplained condoms around your house and then waking up one night to find your partner having sex with a stranger.”

This is some article about a condition where women have sex in their sleep, but I’m too drunk to read it so check it out yourself if your intrested.

HERE

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2004

26

Dec

I am – having “Sex Sleep”

“Imagine finding unexplained condoms around your house and then waking up one night to find your partner having sex with a stranger.”

This is some article about a condition where women have sex in their sleep, but I’m too drunk to read it so check it out yourself if your intrested.

HERE

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2004

26

Dec

I am – Sin Test

The Drunken Stepfather loves to sin, I should know I am his lawyer. But i think out of all the 7 deadly sins lust is his favorite by a mile. Find out if your soul has been polluted by lust too.

HERE

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2004

26

Dec

I am – Celebrity Jew of the day

We love Jews and celebrities here at DS and thought what could be better then starting a feature that pairs the two.

Today’s Jewish Celeb is Lindsay Sloane.
Lindsay was in some good movies, like Sabrina Down Under and the hilarious cheerleader movie, Bring It On. She has played in too many television shows and movies to list, but some other highlights include: Miss Match, That 70’s Show, Sabrina The Teenage Witch, Grosse Point, Dharma and Greg, and My So Called Life.

Lindsay is an alum of BBYO – The B’nai B’rith Youth Organization, so being Jewish has obviously been a big part of her life. Here’s a fun fact about Lindsay: She was the maid of honor at the wedding of Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Junior. Bet you didn’t know that (or care)!

See her pics, (i think i can see her nipple in the first one)
Here, Here

and HERE (topless)

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2004

26

Dec

I am – Larry Clark

Dude – Larry Clark is a pimp. This guy is one of my influences. He is a photographer from Tulsa, and he used to have a speed addiction. One of his major books was Teenage Lust, that had pictures of youth naked. He has kept this theme going in a bunch of his movies, like Kids, Bully, Teenage Caveman etc. In Ken Park, a movie he made with his partner in Kids (Harmony Korine) he shows full on blowjob and threesomes and shit. This is before Gallo ripped them off and got Chloe Sevigny up on his jock (she is Korine’s girlfriend).

I would post the clips to the threesome and blowjob, but I am more interested in seeing a kid eat out a Soap Star named Maeve Quinlin.

Check out the page here

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2004

25

Dec

I am – Search Results of the Day (with ranking)

Everyday we look at our extreme tracker to discover how do people find out on about us from the engines.

Here is How
MSN: lindsday lohan nude #3 (I Love Typos)
Google: kurt russell uncircumcised #3
Google “the kind of issue you were discussing” #1
MSN: bigboys.com pamela anderson #6

Well thats it for today

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2004

24

Dec

Piss like a man, I think not!

I’m sick and tired of seeing bitches using urinals.

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2004

24

Dec

i am-throwing alcohol on you and then tossing the match

gentleman please
talking is waste of my precious time
come to my house
i will meet you in the backyard
and we will have a fucking orgy.
i’ve been waiting for you all this time,
and no romance bulshit about fucking me through john malkovitch is going to get me off.
i need your greasy fucking sausage hands taking advantage of my nimble body.
i want to be broken in half.
just take advantage of me,
one at a time or everyone at once.
either way i want it now, everywhere, all the time, untill i cant take it anymore and cum like im some underaged private school gorl the first time the gym teacher inserts his austrian penis in her itsy bitsy teeny weeny vagina hole.

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2004

24

Dec

I am – Out of Town

To the people who visit this site….

Enjoy the weekend … I won’t be updating, but some people here may…

Merry Christmas … and Big Up to All Jews, enjoy the Boxing Day Sale, I know you love a great deal you thrifty shopper … you!

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2004

24

Dec

I am – Foreskin Reconstruction

While in Mexico, I got drunk on tequila one night at the age of 6 and made a bet with my priest that I could handle getting circumsized….so I did it and now I regret it.

I joined a support group and every night we discuss how we wish we never lost the most sensitive part of our penises…most guys blame their parents, I can only blame myself. I was young and influencable…like a 17 year old girl on coke….

Here is info on Foreskin Reconstruction

Here is a product that helps you re-grow a Foreskin

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2004

24

Dec

I am – Celebrity Gossip Update for the Day

I don’t care about celebrities unless they are hot, young and willing to please to further their careers. This is some random celeb stories that don’t get me hard..but make me laugh…if I knew how to laugh.

1 – Johnny Ramones Wife and Mother Fight Over His Estate here

2-Rod Stewart sleeps with a Transexual here

3-Pam Anderson Kisses Stephen Dorf here (She has Hepatitis, does he have a death wish)

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2004

24

Dec

I am – Phil Flash

The Phil Flash site features a whole lot of girls who don’t get naked, but pose in their underwear. The main girls are Tiffany Teen, Next Door Nikki and Princess Blue Eyes.

Here they are covered in chocolate….I like the kiddie pool…these girls are classy, they remind me of upscale trailer park girls, not the ones with no teeth.

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