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Caroline Vreeland’s Jungle Tits to the Titty Fetishists of the Day

Victoria’s Secret Brings Back Candice Swanepoel Like a Bunch of Assholes of the Day

Sydney Sweeney’s Been Eating Out a Girl On her Period of the Day

Maria Rivero is the Instagram Of The Day

Madisyn Shipman Titties Out of the Day

2016

Oct

Maria Menounos’ Old Lady Bikini Pic of the Day

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The Maria Menounos’ most notable bikini pic that I post every time I do a post on Maria Menounos is these pussy flash of her Probably unused vagina, cuz she’s greek, and greeks use assholes as their primary pussy, that she flashed us on the beach once ….

It’s really the only thing I know about her, other than that she was a host of a shitty entertainment show people obviously watch, but shouldn’t watch, because these celebrity tabloid shows are fucking garbage owned by the celebrities to perpetuate their bullshit careers…it’s all a scam…

I like that I know she probably expected way more out of life than being the Mary Hart of her generation…because why else is she out there posting bikini pics like a low level famewhore…it’s pretty simple self promotion…something she’s obviously got figured out…having been the host of a celebrity owned tabloid show to perpetuate their celebrity existence…

That’s probably why I have very little to say about Menounos…that is interesting or new….fresh…but when dealing with a played out, old, washed up twat posing obnoxiously in her bikini…again…as repetitive as my commentary on her…I’m left uninspired…and interested at looking at cheesy bikini shoot selfies from girls just coming up – not girls who almost made it – in the lowest level way….not into it..but I guess she looks hot for an old lady…those looks are how she ended up on TV in the first place…but I’m thinking some FACETUNE photoshop went into the production of these pics…

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2016

Oct

Bella Hadid’s Victoria’s Secret Casting of the Day

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Here’s a shocker…Bella Hadid was cast to be a Victoria’s Secret model for their bullshit fashion show that I don’t understand….It makes no sense to me…I mean from “girls in underwear” front I get it…but there’s this thing called internet porn that has girls going the extra mile in their underwear….and this other thing called social media…where girls are in their underwear…who you can actually message and promise fame to and they’ll answer….social media…the thing we’ll assume is the motivator behind casting this Hadid, the younger Hadid, the hotter Hadid…who is making moves and not just on The Weeknd’s dick when he’s not fucking other chicks after concerts….because Victoria’s Secret just wants as much hype as possible, and figure get an “it girl”…whether she’s worthy or not…she’s got followers, people give her press..and that press gets her more followers…in this cycle of at least she wasn’t as much of Kardashian /Jenner groupie as her sister….she played the less annoying entitled girl, who rode the sister’s coat tails…and ultimately…she’s got great tits…but still fucking sucks…and is only getting work because brands like Victoria’s Secret want to rape her followers and sell them product going into holiday…good old fashioned made in CHina yet overpriced making a billionaire…panties…that I’d be offended if someone bought me…not because I’m a man, I’m all about panties…but because it’s a shitty fucking gift…and the fact people watch their infomercial…that they put on in primetime…like it’s the home shopping channel with less fun…with always blow my mind…but maybe they’re there to see Bella Hadid…I’m sure that’s what the brand is hoping…garbage..

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2016

Oct

Paula Bulczynska Titties of the Day

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So Paula Bulczynska may not be Russian, but Polish, I’ll still call her Russian and say, it’s nice that she escaped the sex trade to become a nude model for fashion, it’s way better than pissing on command on a webcam show…in a room you can’t escape from because there are guards.

She seems to be based in LA, since models can get their green cards easily, American immigration, like all people, like hot chicks, and if you’re a hot chick, not only will your life be more prosperous, richer on all levels…from money to experiences…the quality dudes you end up getting knocked up by will be rich….so that you don’t have to deal with any of that ghetto shit non hot chicks go through…she’s probably American…

She’s a singed model with legit agencies, but that doesn’t really mean shit anymore, anyone can get signed as the agencies scramble to find people to fill campaigns on social media, and if you have a following from getting naked on the internet…that’s good enough, sign her up….it doesn’t mean she’s working as a model, or getting paid as a model, but she’s showing tit as a model…and that alone is better than actual work, or money….it’s more passionate even if intentions are GET PAID…or RICH GUY…something we can assume already pays her rent…if you’ve been to LA…all these bitches are financed….

Great tits though……

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2016

Oct

Bar Refaeli Post Pregnancy Bikini in Luxurious Setting of the Day

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Bar Refaeli recently had a kid, but she’s a bikini model, and bikini model she will do, because we live in an era of empowered women, where bodyshaming is illegal, and that fat girls can join the party they usually waited in the corner until 3 am to pick up loose ends…and having a kid, despite it ravaging the vagina…doesn’t kill a career like it should…and apparently neither does 30th birthdays….or acne…or anything…it’s the era of flaws…and I feel like I am an old man, because I am an old man, trying to navigate new territory….not because I don’t fuck disgusting girls…I have fucked real fucking disgusting girls…I just don’t like flaws when content is produced around girls who are paid to be hot…call me a perfectionist..with high expectations…except in every aspect of my life…but this isn’t about my life…this is the internet…and I want it to do better….and go back to saying “you’re old, you’re fat, shut the fuck up, or show us breast feeding videos…we like breast feeding videos…but do it without the baby..you know just lactating videos…yeah….”….

But I never get what I want…but apparently Bar does, as she dates rich guys and is on vacation in rich person places…being the arm candy that validate all the time dude spent getting rich…

She’s a Jewish icon…the jerk off material to the Orthodox Koshers who can only jerk off to jewish girls…and along with Natalie Portman…is probably top tier Jewish pussy…and that alone…is good enough…you know since they are the chosen ones…

I prefer her weird ass video…

A video posted by Bar Refaeli (@barrefaeli) on Oct 9, 2016 at 6:32am PDT

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2016

Oct

Gwyneth Paltrow See Through of the Day

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Apparently this is Gwyneth Paltrow in a see through outfit, I have never had any interest in seeing Gwyneth Paltrow in see through anything, I am pretty sure that I’ve seen at least one of her nude pictures, and it was uneventful…and back when she was in her 20s…an era where all these dudes who I just assumed were gay would date her like she was something special. I’ve always found her a lie, nepotism created, uninteresting…and entitled…and that alone prevents me from doing the zoom in to possibly see her old lady mom nipple…but she obviously has fans, people like her, and since I am accommodating…this is as deep as I’ll go into this…while being annoyed that I’ve gone this far into this…when really I should be doing more important things in life…like sexting…in real life…with girls…because going up to random girls and saying “send nudes”….is a social experiment that should be a viral video…but instead is something I do just for myself…because I think some things should be sacred…Gwyneth Paltrow is not one of those things…I mean…unless being sacred means being sacrificed…which would be ideal….rid the world of one more parasite…or try to find her nipple..

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2016

Oct

Playboy Steps It Up a Little of the Day

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Ashley Smith is some hipster Texan who must be 40 years old at this point, I used to interact with her on social media when she was just some hipster titty model before the whole hipster titty model thing really happened…..you know pre instagram…she’s that old…

I posted this shitty shoot for Playboy making fun of them while not giving Ashley Smith her Own Post cuz she sucks….but I like making fun of the new Playboy with the basic “they don’t do nude but everyone does nude, if anything nude is what they are known for, this is some sell out shit where advertisers control their vision, while fashion mags do nudity and still make money from advertisers, no one complains about that shit, yet Playboy, being a mens’ mag can’t pull it off”…

So in being non nude, they get the bitch bare ass and hard wet t-shirt nippled…which might as well be naked…is even more “misogynisitic” if that’s what they are avoiding…in their not sexualizing women because it’s an era of not sexualizing women…and the whole thing is as frustrating as Zooey Grossman’s photos that are all the fucking same, but that get her work because people like things that are all the fucking same…

Garbage..

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2016

Oct

Tiger Gets Beat By “Trainer” in Florida – “Trainer” Must Die and OTHER Videos of the Day

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Store Robbery of the Day

Crazy Knife Wielding Attackers

In Case You Missed It – Downs Syndrome Guy Fucks a Car

The Trump Star Pickaxe Destruction

Vagina Crush…

Man Records Upskirt

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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So there’s this really busty girl who sends me pretty hardcore snaps….and has really been getting naked for me in pictures randomly over the last decade or so….but the problem is she’ll disappear for years at a time….send one or two…then nothing for 3 years…then one or two….then nothing…and I never know when she’s going to send them…or if she’ll send them…it’s just like miracle nudes…that are sent from heave…and her tits are so big and freakish..I am just happy they exist…and I get in on them sometimes…

Well this morning, I woke up to my snapchat…and apparently in my sleep I had viewed the snap she sent me….the first snap she’s sent me since snap first started…and it was probably of her tits…at 4 am….but I DON’T REMEMBER it…maybe I was wasted…maybe I just snap in my sleep like a fucking nerd….but I have no idea what she sent me, I fucking opened it in my drunken half dead stupor…and I can never relive that moment…and for that reason alone…I am boycotting snapchat…they ruined my day, my life, for giving options of disposable content….but feel free to follow me on snapchat…thanks..and busty girl…RESEND THEM TITS…I know she won’t….#sadness…

Here are some morning links…

Hot Selfies of Hot Sluts…68 Of Them…
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David Cross is Having a Baby with his Child Bride…
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Kourtney Kardashian – See Through Top
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The Sluts on Ocean 8
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8 Bit Halloween!
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Green Day Fans Exist and He Ended Up Playing Guitar on Stage with the Band
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Tara Reid for Maxim with her Tits Out
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Dog Tries to Eat Rain Drops Out of a Car
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Sara Jean Underwood – Nipples
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Cute Girls…
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Tom Cruise Found his New Wife..
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Jimmy Fallon is a Drunk…
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Tom Hanks Raps Rap from Big…
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2016

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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I had a fight with a creepy pervert instagram photographer – who is hardly a photographer but has done a year of pics with no name models who get naked in the same style pics every one of these girls from social media do…the fight was over me being a pervert, who sexualizes the pictures they take, because I call the girls out for being attention seeking whores, which I would argue they are…you know girls who aren’t attention seeking whores aren’t getting naked for instagram photographers…and I call instagram photographers creeps, because I know there’s no money in instagram photography, they just do the pics because they like an excuse to be with naked chicks, to take pics of naked chicks, to control their poses…it’s a fetish…because 1 in 10,000 instagram photographers gets actual jobs and make a living…so why else would they do it…exactly…

So I’m the fucking pervert…because I am posting the pics and calling them lame…it’s not art…it’s not interesting…shut the fuck up…and stop lying to your damn self and all the other posers who are eating up the same bullshit you’re shitting…fucking faggots..

That said, it was a pretty lame fight, I prefer when my fights are with bar bouncers….for being too drunk…or with angry husbands for fucking their wives before realizing they hate their wives…throw that bitch away…and I’m doing them a favor…you see because I make miracles come true…

Here are some stepLINKS…the best damn stepLINKS on the Internet…

A Bunch of Great Asses
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Scarjo and JLaw Battle for a Movie Role…that Will Suck
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Celeb Halloween Pumpkins…
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Victoria’s Secret 3 million dollar bra reveal like it Matters
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Bella Hadid Looking Hot
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Pregant Natalie Portman
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Girls Who Support Sports Teams
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Gillian Anderson – old as Fuck Face
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Look Willa Holland Showing Off her Stomach
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Hot Girls with Crazy Hair for the Hair Fetishists
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Creepy Robots…that Act like Instincts…
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Donald Trump Tried to Bang Kelly Preston after Autistic Son Died from Scientology
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Jennifer Garner – Boring Cleavage
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Katie Price – Bikini Cameltoe
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Speeding BMW Blasts THROUGH
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Leo DiCaprio would go to Coke Filled, Modeled Filled Trump Parties…
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Jimmy Fallon Not Annoying – Just an Annoying Drunk
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Elle Fanning Texts and Walks
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Maitland Ward Has a Nipple
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Bikers Save Deer Caught on Fence
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Performance Artist Tree is the Best
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Justin Timberlake is Not Going to Jail for Photo of Him Voting
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Dakota Fanning – in a Dress
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Weird Named Products
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Close Call on Ramp…
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Katie Holmes Leg Flash
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Look a Garbage Instagram Whore Named Mara Teigen in a White Dress
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Waterjet Pumpkin Carving
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Ciara is Pregnant…
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Paula Jones on Getting Violated by Bill Clinton
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Demi Lovato Leg
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How Color Blind People See the World
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2 Chainz and his 350k Gun
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Anna Kendrick – Dressed like an Elf
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Bad Joke Battle of the Day
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Adriana Lima Abs….
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If You Care and I Hope You Don’t – Kim K – Post Attack – First Pics – Not a VR Version of her Sex TAPE
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Caity Lotz Cleavage – whoever the fuck that is…
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The TWERKING Soccer Player is So Weird
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8 Bit Version of Halloween…
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Fat Ashley Graham Tits
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Lesbian Love Found on the Bachelor
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Hot Girls with Dimples, or as I like to Call them – Cum Pools that Need Filling
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Pussy on Cam
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Free Cam Girls For YOu To Fall in Love With
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Some Playboy Chick..and her Tits
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Random Naked Faceless Amateur Naked
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Naked Busty Model
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SOME NAKED BIG TITS
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The Girl Who masturbates With her Sister in the Bed Next to Her
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

Oct

Charli XCX See Through Dress of the Day

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Charli XCX is a pretty likeable girl, she goes to all the hip parties, hangs out with all the hip people, has low level celebrity, even lower level of celebrity than Rita Ora, but LA people fucking love British accents and they fucking love any level of celebrity…so those people in LA looking for anyone of some relevance to eat up, exploit, hang out with….attach themselves to her…and throughout all that – she shows off her big tits…in any way she can…and that’s pretty clever…because people love tits…

Everyday may be halloween to her, always in disguise, unsure of who she actually is, dressed up in character, but today she’s in a literal costume and giving us just a little more tit that usual…because she’s hard workin’. Not very good at performing or singing…but who needs good…that’s what mute is for….we just want to watch…by want to watch…I mean…we will watch when a pervert internet blogger puts up the pics…because we are filling in the hours of life before death…

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