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2016

11

Oct

Ariel Winter’s Creepy Cleavage of the Day

Ariel Winter is celebrated by the perverts who watched her go through puberty on her sitcom she was sold to as a child star – because mom and dad had bills to pay…

She’s already gone onto have at least one breast reduction, breast rebuilding, nipple replacement surgery….

Yet her tits are still up there on some intense level of sloppy…I mean yes she’s chubby and round headed, and yes she’s supposed to have monster tits, and yes I am into sloppy fucking tits..because they are so gross…and fuck disgusting that I want to drown in them…but looking at these are zero hot…and 100 percent fucking strange…

These are from two events in two nights…and two really big tits.

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2016

11

Oct

Claudia Romani Anus of the Day

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Claudia Romani is a serious nobody – who pretends she’s a model or personality from Italy, because she’s from Italy, yet no one from Italy has ever heard of her, but for some reason, she gets her pictures taken by the paparazzi, probably because she pays them, and the paparazzi present it to the American media like she’s one an actual personality from Italy and the media doesn’t double check the facts on it…allowing her to frolic around – all old and in a bikini…showing the world the circle discoloration of her asshole…the ring around the hole…the starfish legs on the puckered starfish…the shit stain on the shitter…and there’s something magical in this kind of behavior..because I like assholes…

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2016

11

Oct

Toni Garrn Bare Ass VS Eva Green Cleave IN GQ Germany of the Day

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GQ Germany exists…because every country deserves a version of an American privately own magazine based on being a Gentleman, or someone who jerks off to gentlemen, with the guise or illusion that you’re reading it for the chicks, because they are half naked chicks, but not the good kind of half naked chicks, but rather the kind that you see in fashion magazines designed for women…not men trying to be men and the whole thing is confusing…but there’a Toni Garrn butt shot…if you’re into things that Leonardo DiCaprio pretended to have sex with while banging dudes….there is also Eva Green, who was awesome in that youthful porno movie she was in years ago…but both shoots, by the European leading country, are dull….and that’s why I am posting it…because like GQ, I don’t care about giving you things you like…

TONI GARRN

EVA GREEN

Posted in:SFW|Toni Garrn

2016

11

Oct

Charli XCX Naked for Snapchat of the Day

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Charli XCX posted this nude snap in a baclava with furry ears, because I guess that’s still the mainstream hipster style, even though I thought it was played out and over back in the Springbreaker era of baclavas…and she’s nude…completely nude…her vagina rubbing up on some space ball puff…all spread open and pressed up against it…possibly dripping out got knows what drips out of Chalri XCX…leaving what we used to call a snailtrail when making jokes about amputee women…before we weren’t allowed to joke anymore…

I don’t know what exictes her about this pic, is it her feet for the foot fetishists, I assume it is, because of the pose..and foot fetishists are fucking weirdos who love feet so fucking much they pay chicks off instagram, even chick you probably follow for pics of feet, they are so passionate about the feet…or maybe she likes that her thighs and calves don’t look big…or her tits have a great amount of cleavage in the arm bra…just so much going on…why did she feel compelled to put it out there..

Oh right, she’s barely talented and this is her tactic to get noticed, talked about, appreciated…the fast food of music and art…just fucking empty with no nutritional value or substance…but still naked…yes…still naked…but not the kind of naked any dude likes in a selfie it’s called the cock tease nude selfie she better have a follow up…from behind shot of….

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2016

11

Oct

Hilary Duff Bunny Tail of the Day

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Hilary Duff is thick and strong, and not some dainty little thing, she looks like she’d be great at helping you move, or even at riding your dick thanks to all the strength in those thighs…

She’s got the crossfit body, broad shoulders, big ass, and normally I’d be repulsed by the manliness of the whole thing, but for some reason, I like it on her, I like her power, her mom body, it’s erotic to me…and it confuses me…because I didn’t like her when she was all young and not a power lifter…

I saw this picture of her and her bunnytail in leggings and I though “that is perfect”…maybe it was perfect phone, perfect dichotomy of sweet and fluffy and big and terrifying, but perfect nonetheless…

She also whores herself for Candy Companies and doesn’t let the fans know that she’s being paid to promote the candy in something the FCC is supposed to be cracking down on…give the people a disclaimer – trick…

Here are some more pictures of her leaving Catch in LA CLICK HERE

Here’s a massive Collection of all things Hilary Duff Looking Hot CLICK HERE

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2016

11

Oct

Joanna Halpin by Emanuelle Ferrari of the Day

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There was a time when Joanna Halpin is a pretty insignificant model on instagram, but from my experience, the number of instagram followers a model had, didn’t have anything to do with the amount of money she made modelling, because girls who are working models, would theoretically not bother self promoting themselves like a bunch of fucking attention seeking hookers…..but now everyone is a self promoting hooker, because they can only get work as self promoting hookers…

But times have changed…and this one’s got 280,000 followers, in a way she’s gone “viral”…and she shoots with other people who have gone viral like this Emanuelle Ferrari, who I remember having no followers but who now has 350,000 followers, because that’s the world we live in….

So instagram photographer and instagram model…doing big things beyond instagram…thanks to instagram…fascinating how this bullshit works…

This hoot is badminton on tennis courts, and I have a racket sport fetish, and can never get enough girls with rackets, even if the image is semi played the fuck out…

VIA CLICK HERE

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2016

11

Oct

Katharine McPhee VS the Paparazzi of the Day

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I find it amazing, despite her level of busty, that Katharine McPhee is anyone…or anything…that the paparazzi would follow around…I blame her tits…YAY tits…

I know she was an American Idol winner, or runner up, who went the acting route, rather than the musical Clay Aiken route…but she’s still famous enough to act burdened by the paparazzi, like she’a actually fucking famous..up on superstar…

I blame Simon Cowell for creating this monster, who we can all agree, that with tits ike this, would be better working at the local deli as the girl who was once on American idol like Ruben Studdard…you know eating her failure everyday – that someone being a cunt to the paparzzi…

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Here’s another set of pics of her tits in some Latex Looking outfit…that the cum just drips off

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2016

11

Oct

Bella Thorne Birthday Erotica of the Day

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Bella Thorne is getting pretty aggressive on her social media, I guess it’s safe to say that she’s an exhibitionist and likes to sexualize herself. It was her 19th birthday and she’s all titties everywhere, with a hickey…before hopping into a bikini and grinding the fuck out of her boyfriend, who she’s grinded the fuck out of in paparazzi pictures before, as part of what fills her empty soul on her quest to be as famous as possible is filling her pussy and using them tits, that fitness and a body that looks like it could be a 40 year old divorcee mom having a good time, at the peak of her sex drive…after being imprisoned for 20 years of marraige…all letting loose…after getting new tits…

I don’t know why that is what Bella Thorne reminds me of, I am not sure why Bella Thorne reminds me of anything, or why I know who or what she is, I am not sure why I am doing anything beyond what I am supposed to do…which is stare at the tits..clicking follow and casting her in my movies cuz she looks like she puts out…and old creepy dudes love that in the youth.

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2016

11

Oct

Kylie Jenner’s OFfensive Use of Panties of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is such fucking trash…it’s not a fucking mystery to anyone who looks at her pictures that she’s a mangled, modified by modern science, like her dad…and I guess everyone else in her shitty family…to be some bullshit muppet looking garbage…that promotes nothing interesting, positive, enlightening…it doesn’t inspire anyone to get up on higher plane of consciousness…or even to read a book…but rather to be dumb, to speak at basic level, to walk around with weird ego and celebrity, to be celebrated by brands and millions of people…making tons of money to validate their shitty and disgusting existence…

But in the process of being a creature that hardly looks human, but rather like a fat chick with aggressive re-placement of her fat, from GUT to Ass to Tits..to Face…just a fucking frankenstein monster…and even her panties look fucking confuses as to what they are on, and what they are supposed to be doing, and what…it all means…

She posted this nonsense on Saturday, it’s tuesday and has taken me this long to understand what this is…I still don’t have the answer, but I am going with alien.

The only good about dumb girls, perpetuating dumb, by being pantsless, is that other dumb girls with go pantsless also…as I enjoy pantsless pics…even when it is terrifying…perfect for the season…keep doing the monster mash trick.