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2016

21

Sep

Jessica Simpson CLunky with her Big Tits of the Day

Here’s some sturdy as fuck Jessica Simpson…all big tits…old and heavy big tits…with strong legs used to carry around the big tits…that aren’t bit tits that were lost in her million dollar Weight Watcher campaign…that took her from obese to this…billionaire clothing empire super star who can’t add 2 plus 2…but you don’t need to when you’ve got a team of people exploiting you to make as much money as they can off her…good deal…for everyone involved…even us..cuz we get to see them big ol’ tits…

She looks all bow-legged like she’s ridden one too many ponies…or maybe she’s just trying not to shit herself from all the laxatives she takes to compensate for that texan BBQ emotional eating…who knows.

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2016

21

Sep

Fat Advocate Fat Chick Fat Ashley Graham Photoshopped for her Scam of the Day

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Hilarious…bitch complains about being loved for being fat…and not body shamed yet she photoshops herself..what the fact is that lie..oh right…a fucking lie…because ultimately, she’s just found an angle to get known and make money.

This is the most NSFW thing I’ve ever posted and I’ve posted some shit over the years…but I find nothing more disgusting…that a fat chick who thinks she’s not fat…and preaches to the rest of the world instead of getting fucking fit and stopping fucking eating bullshit food that made her fat…because it’s not genetics…it’s being a fucking slacker, so much so that you fight for fat rights for fat people who are also fucking lazy and good at making excuses to jump on board and be fat with you – or feel good about eating that extra piece of cake…

Fat people shouldn’t be celebrated, unless they are doing comedy, or fetish porn. They shouldn’t be marketed as ok…it is a threat to the nation…of kids who are already getting 20% of their daily required exercise…according to a recent study…kids under 5 are getting 20% of daily exercise…so the last thing we need getting naked and trying to manipulate us into think it’s ok…is a fat bitch..

That said, I’d totally jerk off on those monster tits at 3 am when drunk…like every man she’s ever been with…who wasn’t too pussy whipped to stick around…these loud ones are hard to fight off…they just need to sit on you and you can’t really work your way out of it…

Posted in:Ashley Graham|SFW

2016

21

Sep

Porn Hating Pamela Anderson for Dazed 25th Anniversary of the Day

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Pamela Anderson is on a fight against porn, because I guess she’s too old to do porn, even though you’re never too old to do porn, because there is always a pervert willing to jerk off to an old lady, especially when that old lady is Pam Anderson…the Kim Kardashian of her generation…who made a lot of money of stupid tits, fake face and hair, but also from her own porno…where her husband stuck it to her on a houseboat like a classy white trash person she is…

But now, she’s older, less sexualized, but still sexualizing herself, it’s all she knows…and I guess figures taking the feminist approach to porn, celebrating a woman’s choice or that she get paid more to be in porn, without factoring her own porn experience, or Playboy experience, or really that she was jerk off material for a generation of men…isn’t really what she’s about…

She thinks porn is ruining the sex life and lives of millions of kids…and men…and people because it is addictive…despite having built a career off the same dopamine release people watching porn today get…it was pre-internet – we were easy…

So for what must have been a generation long…people jerked off to her because she was porn…and now kids accessing porn are jerking off to weridness that makes them think big dick anal is the default sex position…and gangbang triple penetration in one hole is what you do on weekends…forgetting the romance…that Pam Anderson sold so well in her personal brand…that she probably feels she inspired in her porn…so much because it was her Honeymoon dammit…and there is no honeymoon without romance..

Well…she’s in a magazine…

Posted in:Pamela Anderson|SFW

2016

21

Sep

Cara Delevingne for PUMA of the Day

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Cara Delevingne is part of the PUMA “‘Do You” campaign…which for those of you who don’t have sex with 20 year olds from social media is the most annoying catch phrases ever…especially when all the people who say “‘Do You” are actually doing anyone who can help their career blossom…and it’s just a bullshit excuse for them to be horrible people…in a “I’m just doing me”…like it’s a get out of jail for being a vapid, annoying, self indulgent cunt…a casual fuck off…so Cara Delevingne is a good candidate or casting for that…you know because she’s a cunt.

Posted in:Cara Delevingne|SFW

2016

21

Sep

Isabeli Fontana is Naked on Dudes for CR Fashion Book of the Day

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Isabeli Fontana posing with tween boys for what we can assume is the photographer’s fetish…naked women on young clothed men…I’ve seen that porn category….but I think it was called Clothed Female Nude Male…so this is the opposite – CR Fashion book..so innovative..

I guess what we all know, or what I know, because I have to write content on meaningless people everyday – over and over and I only retain one useless fact about them and in Isabeli Fontana’s case…her win…was being a fetish model for a brand called Victoria’s Secret – when she was under age…

Posted in:Isabeli Fontana|SFW

2016

21

Sep

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Braless of the Day

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely likes bald men….if those bald men are celebrities with muscles who star in action movies and have lots of money…because she’s not superficial…

She just cares about how rich and famous they are….and how low their body fat is…or how big their dicks are…but not whether they have hair or not…she’s not shallow at all…or superficial…she’s just a model…who had the model life choose her and not the other way around….

But some good she’s done in the world is replace Megan Fox in Transformers…because hollywood is a lie…

Here she is in a Corset at Fashion week…because she’s a model…

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Here she is for Harper’s Bazaar Australia – because she’s a model and this is what models do….

Now you are updated on Rosie Huntington….something you’re not into – and shouldn’t be but I’ll feed it to you..

Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whitely|SFW

2016

21

Sep

Dakota Fanning – Butt Shot in the Rain of the DAy

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Dakota Fanning was wearing leggings when she got caught in the rain in NYC…a very tragic day..because she went with all black, it’s slimming, and not all white…it’s see through when wet…

I don’t know if it’s creepy or just chivalrous that I like seeing a woman in distress, you know not being cornered in a back alley by rapists distress, but to a celebrity who has been coddled from a young age – to make her as comfortable in her acting as possible…the rain may be as bad as being stuck in a corner of a back alley in rapists…and based on the girls I talk to…their fetish is being raped in a back alley…so maybe my analogies just don’t make sense…

But what I do know is that her ass in leggings..and it’s young, not quite as young as her younger and hotter sister…but the wasted up older sister who was more famous for the longest time…less famous is the level of issues I like in a girl trying to not ruin her hair because the paparazzi are watching…

One of my best memories, the kind I’d devote a chapter to in memoir was when I was caught in a flash storm one summer…where everyone ran into the closest very air conditioned grocery store…and realizing one of the women was in a white tank top – no bra…see through…and hard nippled…

It’d be a pretty short chapter…

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Here she is from instagram…

Posted in:Dakota Fanning|SFW

2016

21

Sep

Homeless guy Attacks a Truck and Other Videos of the Day

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Jerking Off in NYC Traffic

Rapper Named Famous DEX Beating a Woman

Student Fights Teacher

China Genius Way to Remove WASPS

Cow Kills a Man After Kicking Him….

Woman Walks Between Police Shot Gun and the “perp”

Cop Talks Football to Get Suicidal Man off the Bridge

Excavator Fail…

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2016

21

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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People think I’m an asshole – because I am honest….I think most people are assholes, even when they are decent humans on the surface, because behind the smile is a judgemental piece of shit hypocrite…

I did two nice things today…the first was at 6 am, I texted every girl on my contact list to tell them they are goddesses…3 got back to me aggressively at around 9 am telling me I was a piece of shit who ruined their day because they couldn’t fall back to sleep…instead of thanking me for my kind words intended to brighten their day…

The second nice thing I did was refused to fuck a virgin, I know, I didn’t know they existed either…at least not over 20 years old…and I’ve never fucked a virgin…maybe some girls who pretended to be virgins…because they were old beat up prostitutes and we both knew they were being theatrcial…but I never fucked a real life virgin…because I don’t want their first memory of sex to be my micro dick and obese belly smashing against her as she cries in the traumatic experience that will haunt her for the rest of her life…

I’ll take sloppy seconds….it’s what I deserve…because I am an unsung non virgin fucking late night sexting hero….

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Sport Fan Sluts
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Taylor Swift – Whore Tits
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The 21,000 Dollar First Class Ticket
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Sarah Jessica Parker – Huge Tits
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Brad Pitt and His New GF in their Trailer that Made Angelina Mad….
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Kim K Nipples
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Road Rage of the Day
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Corey Feldman is Sad
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Guy Used a Gun to Play a Classical Tune
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How to Have Instantaly Ripe Avacado
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Hot Regular Chicks in Flannel
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2016

20

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s always awkward when you go on a walk through the park and find a hot college girl in some slutty leggings with a slutty see through top being a slutty temptress feminist who is empowered and not to be sexualized…who is coincidentally on the same walk as you…on she’s heading home…and you’re just coincidentally going the same direction even though it’s the opposite from your home…because you’re trying to get in shape, trying to accumulate more daily steps on your step tracker…only to coincidentally stop at the grocery store she walked into…and follow her down the same aisle…until she realizes you’re there and for some reason doesn’t appreciate the coincidence…or view it as an act of god…and instead calls you a fucking creepy pervert and points to your erection in your sweat pants…trying to slut shame you…as all these college kids pretend to fight off but actually do..

Right?

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Pippa Middleton Cleavage on a Bike
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Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt in Space
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Kate Beckinsale in Spandex…
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Courtney Stodden and a Real Gay Chick Cuddling on the Beach…
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Real Life Working BMW Transformer
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Chloe Grace Tit
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Justin Believer and Lionel Richie’s Tween are Over…RIP
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Kim Kardashian – No Bra
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Taylor Swift Hates Katy Perry and Thinks She’s a HAck
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How to Make a Headphone Jack on the iPhone 7
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Hot Girls in Sports Bras
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Sarah Hyland – Hard Nippples
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3 Dollar VS 250 Dollar Sushi
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Kourtney Kardashian Serious Thong Jacked Up Her Mom Ass
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Jenna Lousie Coleman is Hot
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Big Titty Fame Whore
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The Game Admits to the Three Kardashians He’s Fucked
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Rosie Huntington in a Lace Corset…
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LeAnn Rimes Cut Off Shorts
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Jared Leto is Andy Warhol in a Movie
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Lots of Thigh Gaps
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Giant Inflatable Moon Through China
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Clips of Slutty Girls Being Sluts…GET THEM
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Tits on the BEach
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Kendra Playboy Slut – See Through
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Big Tits from Reddit
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Random Slut Gets Naked in a CHeesy Photoshoot
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Safe For Work Porn Bloopers
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Free Cam Shows Everyday and Everynight
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Big Tit GIF
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Naked Slut and her big Booty
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Fake Stripper – High on Drugs
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SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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Lots of Cam Girls For Free
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