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Ivanka Trump’s Waist to Hip Ratio of the Day

Sofia Vergara Grabbing her Tits for Heidi Klum of the Day

Kaia Gerber’s Nipples of the Day

Today in Bianca Censori’s Ass of the Day

Stella Hudgens Shaved Nude Selfie of the Day

2016

Sep

Uma Thurman and Ethan Hawke’s Daughter is Model Obviously of the Day

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So Maya Hawke, Ethan Hawke and Uma Thurman’s daughter is some LA Rich kid hipster looking girl with a Trust Fund who is getting into the “model” world, because it’s good for social reach, something that people seem to think is really fucking important, especially when they have their famous parents – both of whom are really fucking accomplished…even iconic…to try to leverage, or as these brats normally do, try to totally detach themselves from…

SO together, with a brand, so it seems less shameless, she’s running around getting wet in clothes, like some kind of hippie, who lives in 20 million dollar houses…because hippies were always entitled cunts looking for meaning and to make a difference…while poor people were out there working so they could stay alive…

She’s freshly turned 18…so I guess the family has decided she can act, she can pose in campaigns, she can do whatever she wants, unlike Cindy Crawford, who seems to think 10 years old is a good time to sexualize her kid….

I like her.

Posted in:SFW|Uma Thurman

2016

Sep

Yolanda Hadid See Through of the Day

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Yolanda Hadid is showing off her nipples because like all women, they are jealous of their kids and try to get in on the attention they are getting.

That’s not to say that gold digging fame whore Yolanda Hadid, the source of her daughter’s fame whoring behavior, isn’t a narcissist who fucking loves that her daughters are being celebrated. Her vagina made that and her parenting created girls who would get into that kind of world…

It is to say that she wants some attention also…you know for the people to remember the cunt they crawled out of, the cunt who was smeared on their rich dad after years of navigating the low level modeling world, a cunt that has hard nipples and wants you to see them – because she’s tired of her daughters getting all the attention – she’s the one who create them – their god and thus should be celebrated – despite being 1000 fucking years old…

I wonder how much money these nipples has had direct access to in her career as a “model”…

Posted in:SFW|Yolanda Hadid

2016

Sep

Bella Thorne is Running Out of Ideas of the DAy

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Bella Thorne is iconic at least in terms of the quality of celebrity the youth are looking for.

She’s the Audrey Hepburn of her generation. She’s the kind of girl booking jobs, who people who are obsessed with, not just pervert old dudes, because the Kardashians have paved the way for a generation to follow you based on your tits alone…and you don’t need actual work…or talent…or substance to get where you need to be. You just need to be shameless in your outfit choices and attention seeking…and the people will follow, and in turn the industry will follow, even though that behaviour of trashy exhibitionist should be reserved for pornstars and not actual legitimate “actors”….

Kids want half naked, all they care about is social media pictures…half naked social media pictures…and if you can do that and book low level shitty movies with vine stars…that’s what they watch…they are empty, superficial, materialistic, candy coated fluff, into banal without the anal, she saves that for her downtime….because all these kids, along take what is served, have no taste or want for quality, or to push things forward…it gets in the way of their selfies…

Luckily, for us, all these oversexed perverts, created content for us undersexed actual perverts.. we all only need cleavage and tits to care…and this one, gets a lot of hype and all it takes is a series of sports bras…sports bras that get more and more slutty..but we’re ready for more vagina and spread asshole.

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Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2016

Sep

Trashy Rat Cow Emotionally Stuffing her Bird Face of the Day

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Trashy Rat Cow, who has been seen at fashion week in New York trying to get as much press as possible. I guess she’s trying to figure out what to do as a set of tits who people only liked because they got naked in a big music video – creating her as a social media personality…who pretends she’s more than just a social media personality…because no one wants to admit they are a social media personality…that blurred lines press was her “sex tape”…because even if she released a sex tape now – no one would give a fuck, not to mention…based on everything we’ve seen of her..she looks like she’d be a terrible fuck, just the kind of ego that lays there hoping you cast her in your movie like Ben Affleck and David Fincher did…but who isn’t really into it…

Watching her stuff her face, is probably a fetish too some, disgusting to me, take smaller bites you face stuffing twat, that meal isn’t going anywhere, it’s not like you have to rush through it like it’s the casting couch and you’re on a timeline…just savor it girl…like you should savor every second of your “career” that is totally unwarranted since big titty whores are a dime a dozen…

She’s garbage. Not even cute. Especially when you’re faced with her terrible table manners – that remind you of how ungracious an smug she is.

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Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW

2016

Sep

Shailene Woodley Braless of the Day

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If Shailene Woodley, who was once the new Mary Jane…because Kirsten Dunst is better suited to play a drunk 40 year old meth addict…because she is a drunk 40 year old meth addict…..but got fired from that gig….excites you….because anyone associated with virgin loser movies, comic book movies, the only movies Hollywood likes making…excites you…

Then you’ll be happy to see her tits all natural and saggy cuz they are natural in a sweater…

If Shailene Woodley, the Golden Globe nominated actress, who is more than just a typical fame whoring actress according to the industry excites you…

Then you’ll be happy to see her tits all natural and saggy cuz they are natural in a sweater…

If you’re just a pervert and couldn’t give a fuck about Shailene Woodley,…or know who she is, what she does, or who she fucks….

Then you’ll be happy to see her tits all natural and saggy cuz they are natural in a sweater…because braless girls is the trend and as men, we are forced to like it.

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Posted in:SFW|Shailene Woodley

2016

Sep

Chloe Grace Moretz in a Leather Skirt and Heels of the Day

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Chloe Grace Moretz is either on set, or in public, I figure it doesn’t make a fucking difference in what she’s doing, because all her fans care about is the fact that the 18 year old is in a pair of slutty heels like she’s a grown up, because legally she is a grown up, despite her underdeveloped breasts that could be fixed by her plastic surgeon father looking like they are still 10 years old…breasts you can’t see in these pictures because she’s in her leather dominatrix outfit all the young girls are into thanks to growing up on hardcore porn, but you can see her short stubby legs and that must be exciting….to at least one autistic gamer nerd…

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Posted in:Chloe Grace Moretz|SFW

2016

Sep

Ariel Winter is Terrifying of the Day

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Ariel Winter is a thinspiration to us all….

In this very exciting picture – she teaches us that despite being a pudgy little spoiled brat, she is also a fitness guru, because she just worked out, and must be fit as fuck for that…

Like all the plus sized models will tell you, they are fit, the fat is just healthy fat, like avacado or coconut and not actually from overeating like the pigs they are. It’s easier than admitting they are lazy slobs..they are too lazy to acknowledge that.

She’s been able to distract her fans with her young girl, breast reduded tits…but she’s got new strategies to look lean…and that’s pulling her fitness pants up to her fucking neck…so that she doesn’t explode out of it – muffin topping…

She looks like she’s about to explode….

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2016

Sep

Husband Beats Cheating Wife and Other Videos of the Day

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Midwife Films Water Breaking

Father and Son Bond while Beating Dude with Baseball Bat

Car Rams into Gas Pump

Crazy Dude of the Day

Guy Kayaks Through Drainage Pipe

Cop Gets Road Head

Car Explodes

Scooter Driver VS Debris

Deadly OverTaking

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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They worst thing about snapchat, other than the fact that every mother fucker is on the shit everywhere they go, essentially looking at themselves in the mirror all day – so that others can look at them in the mirror with them – up on some serious fucking primates sitting around picking each other’s assholes…is that the nudes girls send me randomly – when they are feeling like cock tease exhibitionists – only last 2-3 seconds and as a 46 year old man who doesn’t just come myself like a tween, and I can’t fully appreciate their nudes…instead I am just left frustrated and alone….

These are the challenges when you don’t leave your house because the world is a terrible place filled with terrible people…unless they are nude…not snapchat nude…but real actual nude…

Here are some Morning Links..

Mom Shares Daughter’s Journey into Feminine Hygiene…what?
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Lady Gaga To Do Superbowl
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ALexis Arquette was Writing a Tell All Book and Now It is Dead
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Jessica ALba in Shape
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Chugging Beers
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Jessica Alba in Heels
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Jennifer Garner in Canada
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Man and his Fire Ants
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Rita Ora in a Skirt
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Nelly is Broke
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Ken Block’s a Nut
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Elizabeth Gillies Big Tits in a Bra
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POM Plays Piano
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Movie Conspiracies!
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Swiss Cheese Party
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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I was just at a bar drinking with some random sluts – who probably weren’t actually sluts…but more really sad and lonely women looking for love but too disgusting to look at to really find it…and when I convinced one to give me a head…I sabotaged because I had to escape…I couldn’t live myself if I got up in that… by saying “I want to breast feed you until you grow up to be a strong boy”…apparently frowned upon when she’s got your dick in her mouth trying to get you hard…

So if ever you’re in a position where you don’t want to get head…when you’re getting head…something that I doubt will ever happen in your shitty existence..always bring up turning them into strong boys…it seems to work.

I know. I’m very helpful.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Sluts Tugging on Clothes
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Taylor Swift – Third Wheel
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That Chopra Chick TOPLESS
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Leo Interacting with a Child Fan
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Emily Rat Cow is Not Considered a Fashion Icon
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Sienna Miller at a Tennis Match
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Aubrey Plaza – Gives the Finger
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Rat Cow Got Legs
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Amanda Seyfried’s Engaged…
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Time Magazine’s “The Falling Man” Mini Doc is Crazy
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Most Drunk Fight Ever
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Madison Davenport Looks 11
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Stella Maxwell Skinny legs
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Karlie Kloss is Starting to Look Like Taylor Swift – Creepy
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Blow Torching a TV
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Lucy Hale Ass in Jeans
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Rat Cow – Street Walker
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Amy Adams in a White Dress
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Sara Jean Underwood Ass…
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Georgia May Foote in a TIGHT DRESS
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The Most Searched Female video Game Characters
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Victoria’s Secret Trash Do a Fashion Show
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Hailee Steinfeld – Deep V
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Kendall Jenner has a Dumb Name for her Friend Group…
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Pixie Lott Upskirt
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BRIE LARSON – BORING CLEAVAGE
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Kim K – See Through Shirt
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Barbara Palvin in a Magazine SLutty
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Tinashe Big Tits
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The 50s Shade of Grey Sequel Sucks…
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Victoria Justice in some Lame Fucking Photoshoots
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Chicks with Huge tits
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Rat Cow’s Big Tits Offend Security Guard
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Dude Snapchats His Thai Lady Boy Experience
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Clips of Slutty Girls Being Sluts…GET THEM
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Pre Work BJ
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Greek Slut of the Day
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Hitomi Tanaka Big Tits…
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Free Pornstar and Other Sluts Doing Cam Shows Everyday and Everynight
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Some Slut in the Shower
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SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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Amateur Girl and her Hot Nudes
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Orgasm Knocks Her Out
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Pussy Flash of the Day
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