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2016

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Today is one of those days where you have an orgasm – without using your hands.

I know most of you have never had an orgasm without using your hands…you chronic masturbators…

But today is a day like when you cum yourself in your pants on public transit while staring at some hot young college girl…you know just filled with excitement…good times…and humiliation…because no matter how good a day you have, you are forced to remember that you’re pathetic…

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning…

Slutty Fan Girls
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Apparently – Michael Jackson Ran the Most Sophisticated Sex Abuse Ring in the World
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People are Obsessed with this Guy and his Fire Ants
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2 Chainz Plays with $165,000 Kittens
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Kourtney Kardashian in a Yellow Bathing Suit
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The Fag Designer from Oprah has a Nice House
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Bella Thorne in a Pink Bra
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Liz Hurley’s Bikini Pics
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Chick Rips a Line Off her Phone on the Bus…
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Slutty Girls Sticking Out their Tongues
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Rooney Mara Cleavage
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2016

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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Women…check yourself for breast cancer….

Even though getting killed was the best thing Harambe ever did to himself, I mean the MEME must go on and on a daily basis I see Harambe related jokes, captions, t-shirts, merch, probably apps…No wait..that’s the Kardashians the other 300 pound monsters….who unfortunately didn’t kill themselves..but should…because it worked out so well for Harambe…die a hero…die a hero…or just save the world and just fucking die….

I had no internet all day….no sexting…but I did hear Dr Oz, a reality show Dr gave Trump the health thumbs up…because I guess one shameless cunt must support another and America…the fucking morons…don’t have the mental capacity to differentiate bullshit they see on tv..from more bullshit they see on TV…

I would have rather been staring at asses in the park, but the only young young 18 year old I saw…got up off the park bench where she was enjoying her pumpkin spice latte on break from her college class and crossed the street when I got close enough to sniff her ass…like I was Harambe making friends the primate way…a way college kids frown upon unless you ask for consent…an approach that was executed…when I was just trying to make friends…

Here are some stepLINKS…maybe alcoholism will lead to better adventures or maybe like Harambe I’ll try to get a viral story to celebrate me post humanously…it’s the bootleg fame with less headaches that your next of kin appreciate cuz they get all the royalties…

Here are some stepLINKS before I keep talking in a circular motion about things no one cares about – NOT EVEN ME…

Great Fucking Asses
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Ryan Seacrest is Banging Adriana Lima – As Britney Spears Realizes Seacrest isn’t Gay
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Gigi Hadid in a Magazine
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More Celebrity Couple NEws
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Underworld 5 Trailer
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Fame Whore in a Panda Hat – of the Day
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Kanye is Helping Drake Write Love Songs
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Fame Whore Ass Shot
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2 Chainz Plays with 165,000 Dollar Kittens
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Jessica Alba in a Tight Shirt
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Surprise Press Conference
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Jessica Alba in Red Top…
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Celebrity Cleavage
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Jessica Lowndes – Titty Cleavage
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Girls into Sports
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Melissa Benoist in Superman Costume…
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Jeff Foxworthy is no Jeff Upworthy
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Paris Hilton Whoring
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Kendall Jenner – Sports Bra
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Kendall Jenner – Leather Pants – Dating a Black Guy
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Sex Toy Video I Produced Of the Day
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Girls with Dimples…
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Toni Garrn Tits
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Pixie Lott – Panty Flash
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More Pixie Lott
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Short Shorts!
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Elle Fanning Does fitness
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Naya Rivera in a Bra
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50 Shades of Darker Trailer
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The Guy on the Bench is Lucky to be Alive
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Rihanna See Through with a Baby
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Shailene Woodley Push Up Bra
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Sara Sampaio in a Tight White Dress
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Tom Brady Doesn’t Eat Strawberries
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Girls and Their Ass Cheeks
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Clips of Slutty Girls Being Sluts…GET THEM
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Bottomless Tennis
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Blonde Chick with Stupid Huge Tits
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Kristen Davis – Vintage Porn
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Flashers of the DAy
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Masturbating
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Free Pornstar and Other Sluts Doing Cam Shows Everyday and Everynight
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Naked Greek Slut and Her Tits
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Sex at the Fair
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SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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Plane Bathroom Masturbation
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Candice Swanepoel Pregnant in Lingerie
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Lake Bell See Through – Nuipples
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Father and Son Brawl Together
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2016

Sep

Mariah Carey Erotica vs Christina Milian of the Day

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Mariah Carey is interesting…but not really, she’s actually a fucking terror diva, who thinks she’s a big deal because everyone tells her she’s a big deal. It’s the big problem with celebrity…they never get a reality check they need because they have people constantly coddling them and protecting them…

She now she’s old, but she’s got access to a cell phone and is posting some weird erotic lingerie pictures…like she’s looking for attention, or feeling insecure, or feeling amazing and sexy because her billionaire husband isn’t fucking her…right…freshly cummed on or in or all over herself…with memories of the CEO of her record label’s dick, or maybe her big black baby daddy dick…

Who knows…but it happened…and it’s entertaining enough for me to stare at..because you give a dancing monkey a phone and magic happens…

Christina Milian is on the same hustle…

Because this is what happens when girls get cell phones and an audience….they get off on dudes getting off to her…

Posted in:Christina Milian|Mariah Carey|SFW

2016

Sep

Britney Spears Sex Position of the Day

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Britney Spears is still at it, all medicated, half dead, dancing monkey for her family, an earner…a dancer, a lip syncer, and a sugar mommy who pays for palimony which makes her extra fucking awesome….and this is her Sex Position of the Day and she’s pretty fucking flexible…

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2016

Sep

Kate Hudson Solid Cleavage of the Day

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Kate Hudson rockin’ some cleavage at some event and magic didn’t happen…because she’s old, washed up, but apparently still getting work because she’s connected, rich, and apparently she’s getting work done because she’s got tits…and never had tits..

I guess when you’re a sex worker, or more a sex volunteer who has done the rounds in Hollywood filling that void left from having egotistical parents, being raised in the limelight, with access….

Her best work was having a hot ass despite being a young mom…was when she fucked Owen Wilson so good he tried to kill himself…I mean that and every bullshit movies she’s been in – where she plays the same person…but with more tit…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2016

Sep

Mischa Barton See Through Shirt of the Day

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Mischa Barton was a girl who didn’t shower for a long time – she was all greasy and fat and disgusting. She looked like she smelled, was half dead or dying, and throughout those years of her self destruction – I still would have had unprotected sex with her using my tongue…I didn’t care the outcome, she was Mischa Barton and thus lovely…

Well, she got her life together, rehab maybe, dancing with the stars whipped her into shape, even if it was actually a sign that she was dead, suicide had happened, acting career over at 32…or however old she is…

Now she’s a girl who shows her nipples…in outfits on the red carpet…looking medicated…but still better than dead…unless you’re necro…

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Here’s a recent insta pic for you to be up to date…

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2016

Sep

Uma Thurman and Ethan Hawke’s Daughter is Model Obviously of the Day

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So Maya Hawke, Ethan Hawke and Uma Thurman’s daughter is some LA Rich kid hipster looking girl with a Trust Fund who is getting into the “model” world, because it’s good for social reach, something that people seem to think is really fucking important, especially when they have their famous parents – both of whom are really fucking accomplished…even iconic…to try to leverage, or as these brats normally do, try to totally detach themselves from…

SO together, with a brand, so it seems less shameless, she’s running around getting wet in clothes, like some kind of hippie, who lives in 20 million dollar houses…because hippies were always entitled cunts looking for meaning and to make a difference…while poor people were out there working so they could stay alive…

She’s freshly turned 18…so I guess the family has decided she can act, she can pose in campaigns, she can do whatever she wants, unlike Cindy Crawford, who seems to think 10 years old is a good time to sexualize her kid….

I like her.

Posted in:SFW|Uma Thurman

2016

Sep

Yolanda Hadid See Through of the Day

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Yolanda Hadid is showing off her nipples because like all women, they are jealous of their kids and try to get in on the attention they are getting.

That’s not to say that gold digging fame whore Yolanda Hadid, the source of her daughter’s fame whoring behavior, isn’t a narcissist who fucking loves that her daughters are being celebrated. Her vagina made that and her parenting created girls who would get into that kind of world…

It is to say that she wants some attention also…you know for the people to remember the cunt they crawled out of, the cunt who was smeared on their rich dad after years of navigating the low level modeling world, a cunt that has hard nipples and wants you to see them – because she’s tired of her daughters getting all the attention – she’s the one who create them – their god and thus should be celebrated – despite being 1000 fucking years old…

I wonder how much money these nipples has had direct access to in her career as a “model”…

Posted in:SFW|Yolanda Hadid

2016

Sep

Bella Thorne is Running Out of Ideas of the DAy

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Bella Thorne is iconic at least in terms of the quality of celebrity the youth are looking for.

She’s the Audrey Hepburn of her generation. She’s the kind of girl booking jobs, who people who are obsessed with, not just pervert old dudes, because the Kardashians have paved the way for a generation to follow you based on your tits alone…and you don’t need actual work…or talent…or substance to get where you need to be. You just need to be shameless in your outfit choices and attention seeking…and the people will follow, and in turn the industry will follow, even though that behaviour of trashy exhibitionist should be reserved for pornstars and not actual legitimate “actors”….

Kids want half naked, all they care about is social media pictures…half naked social media pictures…and if you can do that and book low level shitty movies with vine stars…that’s what they watch…they are empty, superficial, materialistic, candy coated fluff, into banal without the anal, she saves that for her downtime….because all these kids, along take what is served, have no taste or want for quality, or to push things forward…it gets in the way of their selfies…

Luckily, for us, all these oversexed perverts, created content for us undersexed actual perverts.. we all only need cleavage and tits to care…and this one, gets a lot of hype and all it takes is a series of sports bras…sports bras that get more and more slutty..but we’re ready for more vagina and spread asshole.

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Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2016

Sep

Trashy Rat Cow Emotionally Stuffing her Bird Face of the Day

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Trashy Rat Cow, who has been seen at fashion week in New York trying to get as much press as possible. I guess she’s trying to figure out what to do as a set of tits who people only liked because they got naked in a big music video – creating her as a social media personality…who pretends she’s more than just a social media personality…because no one wants to admit they are a social media personality…that blurred lines press was her “sex tape”…because even if she released a sex tape now – no one would give a fuck, not to mention…based on everything we’ve seen of her..she looks like she’d be a terrible fuck, just the kind of ego that lays there hoping you cast her in your movie like Ben Affleck and David Fincher did…but who isn’t really into it…

Watching her stuff her face, is probably a fetish too some, disgusting to me, take smaller bites you face stuffing twat, that meal isn’t going anywhere, it’s not like you have to rush through it like it’s the casting couch and you’re on a timeline…just savor it girl…like you should savor every second of your “career” that is totally unwarranted since big titty whores are a dime a dozen…

She’s garbage. Not even cute. Especially when you’re faced with her terrible table manners – that remind you of how ungracious an smug she is.

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Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW