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2016

Sep

Reese Witherspoon’s Nipple on the Red Carpet of the Day

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“Wholesome” Reese Witherspoon may be showing a nipple – that has been sucked on by many lecherous children and men at a movie premiere in Toronto…God fearing, or God Rearing, or God Exploiting, or whatever people from the South named Reese pretend they are…probably think this is god’s will and who was she to cover up her nipple..to get in the way of what God wants…

She’s in her 40s, she has a bunch of fucking kids with Ryan Philippe, this happened after trapping him on her first movie when he was a huge deal, only to eat his career and shit it out as her career just got bigger and bigger and better and better before leaving him for her agent.

Nice girl!!

Now her agent has vested interest in closing solid deals for her – making more and more money for them and their family – and now sitting around, richer than god, while pretending to be a god loving wholesome woman on the surface, but actually probably thinks she’s a messenger of god…delusion works for these hypocrites and their egos…and I guess they also work for us…in the form of what could be a nipple…

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2016

Sep

Bella Hadid for Flare Magazine of the Day

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Lecherous sister Bella Hadid – who is more interesting to look at, hotter, less cheesy and annoying than her sister she latched onto and rode into the lights and flashes of the fashion world…has finally carved a name for herself thanks to the media being lazy and always going back to the same idiots to do their campaigns, to get in their magazines, and to have exist…

It’s pretty garbage, smutty, low level, candy coated shit…but I guess that’s everything around us, everywhere we look, just commercialized shit for materialistic people who want to participate in this lifestyle…filled with disgusting humans, with no moral code humans, who were raised rich, are rich and only care about and perpetuate rich things…because the more you buy, the more you fit in, and the more you fit in, the more secure you feel..and unfortunately, the only think I’d be into fitting into is Bella Hadid’s cunt…but unfortunately, it’s not micro penis friendly after being banged the fuck out by The Weeknd, who I have numerous accounts of having a massive penis, the reason he’s secure singing like a high pitched woman…

Either way, she’s garbage, she’s hanging onto the lie, she’s milking her sister’s networking, and she’s strategic topless and boring, but still hot in Flare…

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2016

Sep

Madonna’s Nipple of the Day

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I went to a Madonna party once a few years ago…she wasn’t as repulsive as you’d expect a 60 year old who has been in the industry all these years to be. That’s not to say that she’s not a diva, a terror, an ego who is terrible to be around thanks to all the money she’s made and suck up she has…it’s just to say that she wasn’t offensive in her old age and she is the kind of woman you’d probably fuck because you’d fuck any woman, but also because she’s Madonna and it makes for a good story when you try to explain to your wife where the herpes came from…

All menopausal, shameless, attention seeking – since you can’t teach an old hooker new tricks….she sticks to her old tricks…

She’s at Fashion Week, because she’s a fag hag – always surrounded by gays…while being a celebrity…always surrounded by fancy and exclusive things…always invited everywhere…because she’s Madonna and in being Madonna comes braless – nipple slips…that aren’t erotic but still nipples…always a scandal that is hardly a scandal that you gotta stare at in confusion – because you got nothing better to look at or do and because you buy into this nonsense….that is really just a nipple, that hardly is a woman’s nipple, based on her menopause and hormone levels…because there comes a time in every bitches life where she essentially has the sex appeal of an old man…that time is coming for this one…it’s jut not quite there yet…

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2016

Sep

Ashley Benson’s Cellulite Through her Leggigns of the Day

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Ashley Benson is a piggish yet famous starlet with lots of teen who like that she’s got big tits because she’s fat…and don’t care that she’s fat – because in their generation of fat chicks, this one’s not fat…she’s only Hollywood fat, 10 -15 pounds too big..

While my generation thinks that she’s the lucky fat chick who grew tits, while the unlucky ones are the flat chested fat chicks…so embarassing at the public pool or when they have sex with dudes and don’t realize that they are too drunk to realize what they are sticking their dick in, they just want to cum and peace the fuck out…

So she’s on a big show, she’s got fans, she’s been working out, trying to get skinny or fit, but luckily I can still see her sloppy through her tights – because I don’t like change and I don’t like to feel like we’re losing the only think I ever had to say about Ashley Benson “big tits, 15 pounds too fat chick”…now I’m reaching….when the last of her sloppy firms up…I’ll have no where left to go.

So keep this cellulite alive….there is no need to finally listen to the public calling you fat….and taking action…it’s fucking up everything.

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She was also on vacation with other sluts from her show….and they posted these pics..

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2016

Sep

Halle Berry’s Tits Still Exist of the Day

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Halle Berry lives matter….and she’s black like Halle Berry…which isn’t black at all…you know since she was raised white, and the only black thing about her is that she never met her dad who was black….

She may have been called names growing up because she was the different one in her white highschool, like the fat chick she got teased, getting all insecure before going to Hollywood and living the rich famous girl life….she got for being accessible and white enough for producers to work with her in movies – to appear like they are diverse…

She has no idea what the plight of the black man is, yet she is marketed as though she does and the whole thing would offend me, like she was a racist – if she didn’t have some rockin tits, even in her old age….rockin tits.

Elle Fanning is also on the cover because I guess you can have more than one cover girl – in an era where no one buys magazines and you can just swap out the background image. I remember when people used to put their myspace pictures through some app that put the cover logo of magazines on their pics – to give the illusion that it was an actual magazine cover. I hated those…and the people who did them.

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2016

Sep

Emma Stone Creepy at a Movie Premiere of the Day

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Emma Stone is in Canada promoting some new movie at TIFF nd despite being an icon in the nerd porn world.

You know a girl in movies they all jerk off to – because she’s cute and accessible and got into the industry doing nerd-related movies as the love interest of the
nerd….

I think she’s fucking weird looking. There’s something about her mouth, or face, or everything about her besides her round, tight, ass…that I find fucking irritating.

That’s not to say I wouldn’t K-Fed her, fuck I’d cum in anything I knew I wasn’t going to get arrested for cumming in, especially if it had nice California house with a pool I can lay next to drinking for free….all day…everyday…until I die…but that’s got less to do with Emma Stone and more to do with her being rich.

But maybe I just haven’t seen her naked enough – to really appreciate her – and remember that a bitch’s face or smug face or weird mouth doesn’t matter…her pussy does..

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2016

Sep

15 Year Old Kaia Gerber Named Model of the Year in Daily Front Row of the Day

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Prized Kaia Gerber, who was shat out of Cindy Crawford’s pussy 15 years ago, has just been named model of the year by a magazine that I assume Cindy Crawford has influence over. All to help her prized period that stuck – establish a name in modeling at 15….because it speaks to her own narcissism. She wants her pussy juice that solidified into this creature to be golden – because it makes her feel goldn….

The last post I wrote on Kaia Gerber was that I understand when a really ghetto drug addicted hooker – living in a one bedroom apartment with no running water or food in the fridge – addicted to drugs – decides to get her 14 year old into the family business. of whoring because she’s hit puberty and you can charge a premium,

But when Cindy Crawford, a very rich woman, married the Randy Gerber a very rich man…who also has very rich parents…does it…albeit a fancier kind of whoring, it makes no sense to me…egos…

At 14 or 15…she should probably be doing things that don’t involve creepy men taking her pics…seriously weird..

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2016

Sep

Jamie Chung Has No Nipples of the Day

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I don’t know who Jamie Chung is – but apparently she does’t have nipples.

I just googled her. She was o an MTV Show in 2004 called The Real World – back when reality TV was social media and these losers became celebrities from being on the show – getting invited to events and shit…while now they just have to post tit pics on instagram…

Something I assume Jamie Chung, can’t do thanks to having no nipples….

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2016

Sep

Stella Hudgens Has Huge Tits of the Day

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Stella Hudgens is the sister who gets to piggy back on her older sister’s existence – without actually having to work or do anything with her life. Good deal.

I am sure when she was younger, she was jealous her sister was the one on TV, sending nude pics to people, getting in the press…but now that she’s older, she may or may not realize that she’s able to get an audience of her own – just because of her last name – as well as access to anything she wants access to…and she doesn’t even have to work.

You know, getting house given to her by her sister – or cars, or even just using some of her sister’s shit – because they are sisters…and she can always leverage that. Allowing her to have the free time to take pics of her tits by the pool or at events her sister brings her to as her plus one. Sounds pretty awesome to me…

Life as the plus 1 – is the life everyone should want to have, it’s less pressure than being the asshole who gets the plus 1 who has to be someone to be invited in the first place…

And I guess what I’m saying is great tits…

Here’s Vanessa Hudgens, the more famous, less busty sister to compare tits with…and to have a sister fetish that every dude ever obviously has…but rarely pulls off unless the family is seriously dysfunctional, raped by their dad dysfunctional…because normally sisters, even being jealous and catty of each other…rarely fuck the same dude…making it something we covet and want more than if it was an everyday thing.

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2016

Sep

Hailey Baldwin’s Hard Nipple Hangs with Actual Models of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin is part of the Kendall Jenner Kardashian spillover – of twats who are totally uninteresting – even when they have hard nipples.

They are just vapid rich kids who have no interest in doing anything substantial in life, and who follow the lead of their idiot mentors to cash the fuck in and travel around the world being spoiled cunts…getting cast in photoshoots for brands like they matter because kids look up to these idiots…

She’s Stephen Baldwin’s orgasm that wasn’t aborted thanks to her mom wanting a retirement plan by the closest thing to a celebrity she could find…not to mention in his irrelvance, he’s gone all Christian to deal with his drug addiction and probably wouldn’t allow an abortion -that is against god’s way…

Either way, Kendall did a magazine and announced that she has a name for her pussy posse…and it’s “Super Natural Friend Group” because they all have such cool individual lives…are you fucking kidding me..

So out of touch, and definitely deserving of a horrible reality check, because they can’t just keep winning over and over again…that would be injustice…even though their existence is injustice…

That said, I’d still jerk off on her…

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