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2016

31

Aug

Tyg Davison Titties of the Day

Oh shit…Canadian content warning….you know because by law, as a Canadian Media empire that I am…I have to feature Canadian talent in at least 33 percent of my content…it’s all part of maintaining the Canadian spirit…since we’re a small village – that could easily be taken out by your American pop culture, with your American music, and American movies…forcing us to create Drake, The Weekend, Pam Anderson, and everyone of importance in Canada – to fight you off…

Her name is Tyg Davison…it looks like she’s from VANCOUVER…and that she does fashion shows….like an actual model – because like all Canadians who make it – they have to leave our small village, they have to pack up their tents, they have to get on the next canoe out of town…to live the American dream…doing titty pics in obscure magazines that is considered art because of the flower pedals….and not gratuitous – as you’d think due to the nipples…

SILLY…SO SILLY…

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2016

31

Aug

Rachael Leigh Cook Bikini on Instagram of the Day

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You know what you don’t see a lot of – Rachael Leigh Cook….the 36 year old who decided to shamelessly post a picture of herself in a bikini on social media -but she made sure to take that pic on a 1990s phone – as a tribute to the last movie she was cast in – I guess…

Josie from Josie and the Pussycats – was a huge deal…in 2001…but then way…zero…now this…mom of two – one of which she shat out of her celebrity pussy just under a year and a half ago…in a bikini for all her creepy fans, who you know definitely exist and have already violated the wholesome nature of this half naked, she’s from the mid-west….so she can’t be an attention seeking whore looking for validation by showcasing that she’s not fat after babies and aging….something she really wanted you all to know…

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2016

31

Aug

Kim Kardashian See Thru Weirdness of th Day

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It’s unfortunate that the biggest news of the day – both figuratively and literally – is Kim Kardashian shamelessly walking around virtually topless for the paparazzi…in New York…where it is legal to go actually topless…in what we can assume is not her attempt to de-sexualize breasts – but rather her attempt to show off her tits as hard as she can – and obviously as she can – knowing very well that people will look, brands will still work with her, hell she was penetrated by black cock and turned it into a billion dollar empire..a little tit in an era where tit is acceptable is just going to help support her whore case…

It just amazes me that at 35, as a mom of 2, girl is still fucking doing this nonsense. She has all the money in the world and has no need to be doing this, but instead wants you to still think she’s hot, thanks to all her creepy plastic surgery…it’s a family thing…they get the family pass…or the family discount…but really it’s just fucking odd..

Kim Kardashian Nude Poster Giveaway Weirdness – because bitch is a porn slut…

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2016

31

Aug

Lais Ribeiro Topless For GQ Mexico of the Day

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How about a Lais Ribeiro video for GQ Mexico – where the Brazilian import they are trying to create into some kind of dancing monkey, spokesmodel, import car model – the underwear version – that is globally known and love. It helps sell product – especially in latin speaking countries – so they use her – and pay her well – to not be considered exploitative…it’s what she wants ok, it’s what all women want…to be jerked off to and paid for being hot…

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2016

31

Aug

Elizabeth Banks Butt Shot in Leggings of the Day

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Elizabeth Banks wants you to look at her 42 year old rich as fuck thanks to that Glee bullshit sing-a-long movie with Anna Kendrick – that she put together. You just need one hit to establish yourself in the world…

I guess this is her subtle mooning, like “fuck you all, I did it, and I don’t even have a good ass”….despite being packaged as the dumb hot chick in movies prior to her Glee Bootleg sing-a-long movie…because Hollywood has very little taste…

Now I don’t hate Elizabeth Banks, I just hate getting lost in pics of her ass in leggings…because it’s really not that good…but it’s happened…and we all get to experience it…

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2016

31

Aug

Christina Milian in Onesies of the Day

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Christina Milian has a camel toe in a pair of SPANX because if she didn’t have the spanx on, she’d probably explode all over the motherfucking place – like the mom who is trying to be hot – despite being in her mid 30s – since BLACK DON’T CRACK…and her crack, both vaginal, anal and oral…has been all she’s good for all this time…so milk it like the attention seeking cow she is…

You know the kind of trash envious of the Kardashians..in a “it shoulda been me, I’m actually block with a silly body, living that hip hop life…and I can sing and dance”….jealousy she’s gotta have because if this isn’t some Kim K bootleg shit…it’s just shit…

TO SEE THE REST OF HER IN GREEN SPANX CLICK HERE

TO SEE THE REST OF HER IN PINK CLICK HERE

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2016

31

Aug

Lady Boy VS Rape Culture and Other stepNEWS of the Day

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Car Roles and Continues Like it is Nothing…

Horny Muslim – Molests His Adult Daughter 1 minute 30 in…

Guy Rides an Ostrich to Work

Tanker Explodes on Highway

Hyena in the Bath

Best Performance during and Insurance Scam

Snake in the Chicken Coop

Hawk Drops Live Snake on Family BBQ – Looks Fake…

Dude Gets Shot Eating Ice Cream

Cat Saved by Ravioli Can

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2016

31

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I keep trying to convince random girls from the internet to pay for me to get drunk. I like the reverse sugar daddy situation. Where they ask me to pay for their food, and I counter with trying to get them to buy me things, since I have no money, and would rather keep that money for my own drinking, not to mention if I do pay for their shit they aren’t going to put out anyway, it’s all some racket or scam they run to eat for free so that they don’t need to get actual jobs…allowing them to focus on instagram….meaning they have no money to get me drunk…and if they did have money, they’d probably use it to manipulate rich guys to buy them more shit, maybe even get their rent paid by some idiot…and never will a bitch be generous to a man…not in this era of social media..

So I didn’t get drunk for free…when I should have got drunk for free…but I still got drunk, hermit style, in the comfort of my own back alley…and the highlight of my night ended up being when some babe accidentally sending me her masturbation video on snapchat that was destined for another dude, but thanks to a slip of a hand was mind, but being snapchat – I couldn’t save in my phone forever – like the hoarder I am…so that pussy is no more…

Making it a sad week in the life of a lowlife….

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Fan Girls…for the Nerds..
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Chris Brown Standoff with Cops…
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Kim Kardashian – Nipples…
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Rihanna and Drake – Mouth Kiss
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Kim K – Busty
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Kim K’s Free Air Bnb Ad
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Selena Gomez is Retiring!
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Michael Jackson’s Son Wrote a Weird Poem to the Dead Child Rapist…
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Slutty Selfies
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2016

30

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I’ve heard stories about married women at the bar hiding their engagement or wedding rings while chatting up dudes to potentially fuck, since being married or engaged is a prison that no one actually wants to be in, they just like it for show…or other selfish reasons…

Well, today, a girl turned her engagement ring over while next to me, assuming she was down to get down…I said something charming like “hey girl you like squiring on faces”…you know..romance…to which she said “please don’t rob me”…

Life….

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Girls Tug on Clothes
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Willa Holland – Slut in a Bikini
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Selena Gomez – Taking Time Off Tour – Due to Dying..RIP…
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Madison beer – fuck me Boots…
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Alison Brie in a Wrestling Show called Glow on Netflix
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Leo’s Charity is a Fucking Scam
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Kendall Jenner’s Bra Top….
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Car Gets Taken Out on PCH – Probably Bruce Jenner…
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Taylor Swift Jury Duty
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Crackhead Dancee
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emma roberts tight pants
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Girls with Dimples…
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Jackie Chan Interview
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Poop eating Hoarder….
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Dude Built a Plane to Shave Off 7 Minutes on His Commute…
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Kanye Still Trolling Taylor Swift
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Ambrosio in Shorts
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Mariah Carey’s Sister is an HIV Positive Hooker
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DWTS Cast – Who Cares…
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People eating the hottest pepper ever…for 20 dollars…..
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The Human Safari
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Taylor Swift Cameltoe
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Drunk X-Tina Aguilera in a Cat Suit…
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The Horrible Sound of Pop Music…
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Halsey Pink Panty…
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Katherine McPhee Big Tits
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Chris Brown Pulls a Gun on a Woman
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Fan Girls
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Tumblr Porn
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Big Boobs…in a Bikini
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Greek Slut in a Bikini
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Free Pornstar and Other Sluts Doing Cam Shows Everyday and Everynight
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Lesbian Squirt….
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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O-Ring Blow-Out
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Slut tits on a beach
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THIS ‘NEARLY BANNED’ VIDEO CAN GET YOU LAID TONIGHT
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Bullshit Naked Instagram Model…
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Chick Catches a Shark
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2016

30

Aug

Gisele Still Models of the Day

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It was said that Gisele was done modeling. They hyped up her Olympic Opening ceremony walk as being the last walk she’d ever make, leaving me convinced we would only see her in motorized scooter retired people in Vegas ride around for the rest of time…they claimed that she was done, that she would go home to be there for her husband and kids to sit on her pile of money…but a few weeks later – she’s got her ass out back on the Brazilian attack…because she’s still got that ass….an ass that I just assumed was tranny….it’s a Brazilian thing…but that is getting more and more feminine as she nears menopause….

Girls can’t resist the camera…they fucking love it

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