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2016

30

Aug

Hannah Ferguson for Free People Lingerie of the Day

Hannah Ferguson is one of the Sports Illustrated Instagram models who I think is on hooker program. But I could be confusing her with every single other sports illustrated model, or really all models….whether actually getting paid to get fucked…or they are fucking rich guys to get paid in the divorce – same thing….

Well she’s doing magical bullshit catalog shoots for brands making a little money without Sex, but with nipples so that people and I mean rich guys she’s trying to bang to get knocked up that she’s a working girl and not just a working girl!

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2016

30

Aug

Demi Lovato Concert Porn of the Day

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All girls slut out – for cash..or when they have the excuse of being bi-polar to pretty much let them get away with everything – when they are clearly doing it for cash….

Sexualized yourself after at least two years of playing the feminist angle of not sexualizing yourself, because it was a good angle when she wanted to be lazy and in love with that 70s show immigrant…

But now that she’s single, she’s been getting fit, and showing full ass shots on stage…because that’s what people care about and that’s what these dancing monkeys care about even when they pretend they don’t….

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From social..

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2016

30

Aug

Topless Protestors in Denver and Other stepNeWs of the Day

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Rollin’….

Cat in a Jar

Mom and Daughter Caught Shoplifting

Orca’s Surfing

Dead Man Found in Brooklyn…

Luckiest Dog

BULLS Vs Assholes

Lightning VS Reindeer

Gym Hump

Trying to go to extreme lengths to Make Unicycle Cool…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

30

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Today, I experienced what hell must be….two girls in what appeared to be short dresses bent over in front of me…one was picking up dog shit…a fetish in and of itself…at 7 am when still drinking in the park…a lot of things can become a fetish…and the other was at a coffee shop pre-work….picking up her purse…and both….were wearing jean shorts…invisible when standing…too visible when bent over…and I feel like nothing in life is real anymore….

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning….

Slutty Canadians…
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Blac Chyna Nude Like the Mini Kardashian She Is…
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Longoria Works Out in Short Shorts
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Hammer Through Mirror in Slow Motion
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Adventures of Uber Driver
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Film Critics Rank Greatest Films of 21st Century…
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Teen Mom Farrah – in Wonder Woman Costume
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Beyonce Has Cleavage….
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Bea Arthur Tranny Center To Open…
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Rope Swing Idiot
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2016

30

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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Today was a series of trying to follow the girl with the great ass in leggings or shorts, and apparently there are a lot of them, but not being able to keep up because apparently a great ass can come with a level of fitness…that is far superior to my fitness..which is non-fitness…

I felt like the girl who got too drunk at the pool party, out cold on the lawn chair, getting fingered by the frat boy thanks to not being able to keep up..

Here are some stepLINKS…

Random GIRLs and Big Ol’ Tits
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Drunk X-TINA with a Surprise video in the Post…
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SI Models at Coney Island
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Kardashians Must Be Investors at Paper Magazine – Here’s Naked Black Chyna…
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Beyonce Has a Fat Ass
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Rat Cow Bikini
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Crazy Cliff Jumping in Vermont
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Pregnant – Topless MTV Host Wif…
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Rope Swing VS Boat
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FANNING IN TiGHTS
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Rihanna and Drake ar Fucking
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Food Porn – Best Burger ever
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Rita Ora Back
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Insincere Celeb Tributes to Gene Wilder
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Chloe Grace Mortez Nipple Ring
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Photoshopped Whore…
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Atkinson – on Bach in Bikini
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Amy Schumer is the Fucking worst…
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Farrah Abraham – as Wonder Woman…at the VMAS
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Pig Face Chrissy Legend….not a Legend
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Alba Tight Dress
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Wozniacki Dances on the Tennis Court..
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Girls VS hot Peppers
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Rihanna Tells Drake to Chill
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Hilary Duff – Thick….
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Random Girls and a Lil Lingerie
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Spicy Noodles..
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Brit Brit Ass in the Air
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Random Girls and a Lil Thigh Gap…
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Brok’N Down Asshole
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Big Tit Slut
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Public Blow Job
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Gimp and His Dildo Chin
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Chunky Latinas Fight for Dick
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Free Pornstar and Other Sluts Doing Cam Shows Everyday and Everynight
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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Naked in the Shower
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Some Cheesy Nude Shoot of a Bitch in Bed…
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2016

29

Aug

Taylor Swift Cameltoe of the Day

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I love pussy definition…girl’s get mad at me because my sexting is all pussy definition based….Send your panties being eaten by your pussy, send your pants eatn by your pussy, for the big lipped girls I ask to send their jeans eaten by their pussy, and to the champion fat lippers…snowpants…the snowpants cameltoe..also known as the Canadian dream…

I love pussy definition so much that anytime a girl is near me in a bikini or leggings, I stare directly at their pussy, something thy are more accustomed to have happen with their tits…but pussy…is more exciting than tits. It’s where babies come from…it is why humanity exists…

Now Taylor Swift’s pussy is more a toxic, disgusting, very rich playground for bacteria, virus and multiple men, over and over, while society just allows her to monetize that pussy and pretend things were more than just filling her pussy…

She’s a fucking lie…but the pussy…well that’s something else…it eats up and spits out everything…

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2016

29

Aug

Bella Thorne Tits for Snapchat from a Playboy Shoot of the Day

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Bella Thorne is doing Playboy, but not the good Playboy of years ago, the new playboy, that is less edgy than other men’s magazines…or fashion magazines…

So she won’t be showing tit, she will be “suggestive”…and “instagram whore-y”…but her whole acting career, besides the role her mom played exploiting her is based on “instagram whory-y”….being as slutty as possible while trying to not come across as slutty…basic marketing tactics for basic fan base…to basically double click every pic…tricking execs that you’re a big deal….not because of your body, the half nakedness, the horniness, the fact she looks 40…but because of her raw…manipulative talent….

She’s the it-girl right now, no idea why, but I get emails about her and I get emails about nothing, so that’s how I know…people really like whatever it is shes doing….

Here she is humping a dog…

VIDS

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2016

29

Aug

Charlotte McKinney on the Beach of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney is Malibu Barbie, where she calls the paparazzi to come take pics of her in bikinis to keep her name in the media, since she’s pretty much irrelevant….but relevant enough to use those big tits to get to some decision makers in Hollywood…or at least to get in their beds at their Malibu retreats…while their wives’ are back in Beverly Hills fucking the pool boy…or tennis pro…or her vegan spiritual leader…ridiculous…

Charlotte McKinney seems like a typical, cheesy, horseface girl…who has a rich tax evading dad who sells diamonds in the bahamas…all spoiled, pretentious, into Paris Hilton quality “high end” over priced shit…but for some reason, I just see a bootleg hooters girl…

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2016

29

Aug

Jennifer Lopez Tits in a Bra of of the Deay

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I guess J-Lo plays a dyke cop with big tits on TV, unless sh’s just another crazy rich girl who thinks she can be anything – and has taken upon herself to join the force to patrol the streets in effort to find something of actual substance in her vapid bullshit pop star pushing 50 existence…e

Maybe this is actually some kind of J.Lo midlife crisis where she’s reverted back to Jenny from the Block and her childhood cop dreams…because sometimes when you have everything, you get weird and Nostalgic and turn into a Dyke…especially when your relationship to a 20 year old twink who is only with you cuz you’re J.Lo and he can supress his inner faggot until it runs its course and he cashes in…it’s better than being a rent boy on the street corner…plus this old bitch is busy, plenty of time to sneak dick in to AIDS up the place…

I guess what I am saying is the great thing about J.Lo is her ability to slut…even when she is a bull Dyke…talent….

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Posted in:Jennifer Lopez|SFW

2016

29

Aug

Hilary Duff Bikini Top of the Day

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Hilary Duff is thick…I don’t know why I am all about Hilary Duff right now. I wasn’t into Hilary Duff as jailbait – making all that cash…I wasn’t into Hilary Duff as a mom and wife…and I wasn’t even into Hilary Duff when I assumed she was used as Hockey Initiation cum dumpster for team morale…but as a divorcee, who I think got back with her husband, all thick and busty…broken down from being a mom…I think she’s glorious…in her strong leg and ass blowing out jeans or bikinis…I’m all about it…and it goes against everything I thought I was…I feel like I don’t even know my old pervert self and I’m not sure I am into my new pervert self, but I do like this Stuff by Duff…working it for the creepy snapchat fans…with tits…such a simple formula…

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