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2016

17

Aug

Kate Upton Pregnant Dog Walker of the Day

Kate Upton has been working out a lot, she even posts this shit on her instagram, to let the people know that despite how thick her upper thighs are, and how round, doughy, weird shaped her fat curves are, she’s not as fat as she could be….

She was way more interesting at 18, when all the fat she had was in her tits…and nothing else about her distracted from that…

Now there’s weird ass, weird chin, weird hips, weird tits getting in the way of her only redeeming quality..

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To see her tits Lift Weights…

#Repost @benbrunotraining ??? Kate Upton (@kateupton) crushes "1.5 rep" trap bar deadlifts with great technique. Strong! She makes it look easy, but trust me, these are brutal. Great for the legs and butt ????????

A video posted by Kate Upton (@kateupton) on Aug 10, 2016 at 2:30pm PDT

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2016

17

Aug

Ariel Winter’s Young Hollywood Party of the Day

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Ariel Winter is a young slut…and dresses like a young slut…because this is what young sluts are like now…they are all empowered sluts, who hate being called slut, but own being sluts, because they watch porn and they took a woman’s studies class that didn’t teach them how to wash dishes and cook dinner, but instead whine and feel empowered – like feminists – thanks to the cocks they put in them….but they aren’t actually woman power or woman supporters but instead they are more bitchy and judgemental to other girls than guys are…

When they see this bitch, they see fat, they see average acting, they see a busted face…….

When guys see this bitch…we see tits…

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Others there were:
Elle Fanning – Worth Fucking CLICK HERE

And Kelli Berglund’s Ass in No Pants of the Day CLICK HERE

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2016

17

Aug

Kristen Stewart in a See Through Dress of the Day

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Kristen Stewart is a Lesbian in a see through outfit….for the New Your Times…because she’s a major celebrity which is absurd because if you’ve ever seen anything she’s in – she can’t act. But she was in Twilight and that was a huge movie in the decline of Hollywood..before the official decline of Hollywood…who had a staged hetero relationship with her costar for marketing and to perpetuate her lie and now…she’s the leader of lesbians…because that’s how flimsy these idiots are…but the nice thing is since she’s become a lesbian she’s started to look more like a girl – because we like our lesbians lipstick

Posted in:Kristen Stewart|SFW

2016

17

Aug

Staring at Britney’s Ass and Tits as She Hikes of the Day

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I think it’s safe to say that old lady Britney Spears, who is still controlled by her parents because you don’t throw away money like that, especially when you can play the whole “parent who cares”….and in being controlled by her parents she hasn’t gone off and killed herself, but rather got fit and still earns money, does shows, and apparently goes hiking and has fun….allowing us to watch her tits and ass, even though we don’t normally like old ladies, she’s Britney and was the original woman to be K-Fed-ed – so I hold a place for her in my heart…she brings hope and dreams and not just from her “I’m not that innocent” video you’ve jerked off to…because she wasn’t that innocent…which is fun to watch in contrast to what she’s become…a middle aged mom, you’d still fuck….who miraculously has done all this not being able to know how to sing..

A video posted by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on Aug 13, 2016 at 7:37pm PDT

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2016

17

Aug

Stella Maxewll by Max Abadian for Elle Brazil of the Day

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Here are some amazing pics of Stella Maxewll by Montreal’s own Max Abadian for Elle Brazil…andshe looks fucking amazing…

I’ve never really been a Stella Maxwell fan, but whatever she’s been doing to herself to look more like a model and less like a dumpy hipster, thanks to Victoria’s Secret Mall brand contracts making it impossible to be a hipster when you’re working for the MAN…not that hipsters are against the MAN anymore, they are actually the biggest consumers, buying nonsense and thinking they are artists, while dancing, or in Stella Maxwell’s case fucking…Miley Cyrus…

The world has gone what we used to call Hostess Twinkie, even though Hostess went broke and doesn’t exist, it still means candy coated, commercial, nonsense…

So get in, cash in, everything is a fucking ad or sales pitch…nothing is just cool or content for the sake of content…everyone wants that Yacht, or billion dollar app, or whatever..

But at least they show their asses in the process..

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2016

17

Aug

Elle Fanning Looks 12 of the DAy

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Elle Fanning looks 12 years old – while she’s heading to the gym – and the sad thing about that is that all you perverts fucking love that about her..

We learned with Sarah Hyland – that as long as a girl is 18 or 19, the younger and more pubescent she looks the fucking better, because as the porn industry can tell you “Teen” is their number one category…

Which is probably why dudes I know like fucking 19 year olds more than they like fucking 25 year olds…as 25 year olds start to fall the fuck apart…while 19 year olds can still live their shitty diet lives and maintain amazing form…like an Olympic Diver going for gold or some shit..

I don’t even want to get into what happens to a woman at 30, or 40 or even 50…where they are rarely hot, rarely good jerk off to, but always down to hate on young hot girls – but more into hating on dudes by calling us pigs for wanting to fuck young hot girls…even when the LAW, like in ELle Fanning’s case is on our fucking side.

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2016

17

Aug

Jojo Discusses Her Eating Disorder with her Bra of the Day

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Jojo is on tour for what must be the first time in a decade…and she’s been working out for a few years since dating black guys who like thick girls as much as they like their wallets…but I guess always struggling with her eating for comfort…because it’s like a warm hug during those stressful days…something we can all relate to and have sympathy with…as long as she presents her psychological disorders via her tits…half naked…I’ll pretend to care…not that I could ever care about Jojo.

I like me some broken girls.

Posted in:JoJo|SFW

2016

17

Aug

Nadine Velazquez Tit Hanging of the Day

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Nadine Velazquez is some near 40 years old Puerto Rican from Chicago who I would assume fucked her way into celebrity thanks toa marriage to a talent agent who got her a few gigs…only to divorce him in 2011….and land a role in FLIGHT…where she was naked and amazing…..Snitch and some random TV shows, because she’s the kind of actor who will do whatever it takes to get the gig…..and the gig only happens when those tits are properly utilized …even though she’s old…

I guess her spirit animal is Sofia Vergara….tits and hispanic roots…because Hollywood really respects Hispanic women – as long as they bust out their tits…

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2016

17

Aug

2009 Eva Mendes Tits of the Day

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Eva Mendes may be a mom now, but there was a time she was the token hispanic chick in movies that everyone wanted to fuck, because Hollywood isn’t racist, they hire the same ethnic people over and over to appease the critics who would call them racist…

Well, she was put to better use than most hispanic women in AMerica, but being forced to look awesome naked or half naked, getting paid…

In 2009, she did a topless shoot, showing off her really big nipples, not that we haven’t seen her tits before, but for some reason her tits in 2009 are doing the rounds…I’ve probably already posed these in 2009..but who am I to not tip you off to her tits 6 years younger – to remember a time pre babies destroyed her….who am I to give you the responsibility of searching the site archives to find these pics on celebrity porn site…It is my duty to bring you this….

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2016

17

Aug

Zoey Deutch Butt Shot of the Day

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Zoey Deutch is known for being Juliet Martin on The CW television series Ringer, Maya Bennett on the Disney Channel television series The Suite Life on Deck, and Rose Hathaway in the 2014 film Vampire Academy.

Which is code for – someone creepy dads jerk of to.

Her mom is Lea Thompson … better known as Caroline in the City or the bitch in Howard the Duck -which is code for – someone creepy dudes jerk off to…

Following the family…tradition, not that Caroline in the City was ever hot, but she did get famous which means she understood the hustle…of sucking the right dick…like Zoey’s dad Howard….nepotism!

Nepotism, but that trust fund or throwing her to work at a young age to cash in on that money, doesn’t take away from the simple girl need to show her ass on the internet…

Posted in:SFW|Zoey Deutch