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2016

Aug

Ashley Judd in The Good Kid of the Day

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Ashley Judd is pushing 50 years old, she’s around 48 or something, yet still looks like this, because I guess not all the family Genetics are Wynonna…

You see, because this one went hot chick in Hollywood, while the other one went fat chick in Country music and I’m glad for that, because I’m old enough to remember all her low level work over the decades being the hot chick and I remember always thinking “I’d totally fuck that”…but then again I’ve had the same feeling towards loose meat sandwiches…

This movie is called GODO KIDS…where Four high school students look to redefine themselves after graduation…sounds like dog shit…dog shit that fucks hot 50 year olds…unless this is a body double…in which case that’s too bad…you know…stay fit, it’s not like there’s anything else to do when you sit on your pile of country music inheritance..

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2016

Aug

Woman Vs Walmart and Other Videos of the DAy

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Woman VS Convenience Store

Do Pulls Over Cop to Tell Him That He’s Speeding

Woman Walks Away from Being Hit By her Own Car

Relatives of Milwaukee Urges People to Burn Down the Suburbs

Unhappy Camel

Man VS Nachos

Camera in RIO Slams People

Woman Rescues Baby As Car Gets Stolen

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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You can’t text and walk anymore because everyone screams from their car “did you catch any pokemon fat fuck”…and other amazingly sad and painful words…when really all I’m doing is negotiating nudes from a tinder – which is very important business – it is my dot com billionaire strategy, but I guess when Steve Jobs pitched a personal computer, everything thought he was wasting his time also…and look at him now…he’s dead…and we’re all his little bitches..

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Fan Girls – Doing Fan Girl Things..
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Vanessa Hudgens – Braless Shoper
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I am Still Watching the Johnny Depp Video of Him Not Beating up Amber Heard Like He Should Have Been
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The Man with the Dumbest Aquarium in his Living Room
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Bella Thorne Bikini Bike Ride
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Elon Musk Says We Are Living in a Simulation
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Vine Star is Trolling the Olympics
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Chris Evans Dog Won’t Let Him Do Push Ups
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Joseph Gordon Levitt Plays the Drums
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Puerto Rico’s First Medal Celebration…the Edit…
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The Evolution of Racing Helmets
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2016

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I think we can all agree that the final set in beach volleyball should consist of the previous players coming out with a firehose making it into a mud wrestling match….but don’t tell the feminists, they get so angry…we are in a feminist run world – appeasing feminists….where people get really mad at Johnny Depp can’t get mad when drunk and throw a tantrum – only to have his privacy invaded by the hooker he married – only to get mad at her when catching her…or when girls want traditional gender roles when it comes to paying for shit, “I’ll have the lobster since he’s pagying” but no where else in their lives…ok…ok..

I was fighting with a girl last night about some bullshit, because she was dumb and it had nothing to do with her gender, her facts were just wrong and I called her out on it..only to be told I was man-splaining, because I am a man and she is a moron – but in her mind it had everything to do with her clit and the fact she gets her period….

Good thing I am legally changing my gender to Gender Neutral – because then these cunts can’t call me a misogynist when I call them out…

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So Many Thigh Gaps. It’s like there aren’t hormones in the food..
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Ariel WInter’s Denim Panties
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Beyonce Caught on the Beach – with TIts
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Demi Lovato Mocks Zika Virus
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Johnny Depp – Woman Beating…
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Thick Maria Sharapova – Not at the Olympics
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Cat Runs from Donald Trump
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Charlotte McKInney TITS on the Beach
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Reese Witherspoon – Jogging
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Selena Gomez – Justin Bieber Public Fight of the dAy
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Shay Mitchell Legs in See Through Dress
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Distracted Driver Crash
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Sharon Stone – Nipples at the BEach
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Beckhams Sell Their 3.1 Million Dollar Mansion
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Courtney Stodden – Post Abortion / Miscarriage Party with them Big Tits
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Ireland Baldwin – Big Tits – Potato Head
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So Many Huge Tits..
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Gwyeneth Paltrow Legs and Hard Nipple in the Hamptons
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Criminal Minds Star – Fired
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Olivia Minn…Legs
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John Oliver on Auto Lending
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Kylie Jenner – Whoring ina Bikini
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Tulisa Contostavlos Performing in Panties. I prefered when she sucked dick in a sex tape
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Someone Did the Michael Phelps Mean Mug Tattoo
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Izabel Goulart – Bikini Photoshoot
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Adele Isn’t Doing the Half Time Show even Though She Embodies a Ball…
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Phelps Broke a 2100 Year Old Record
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15 Year Old Phelps is TErrifying Looking
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Fergie in Concert
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Sarah Hyland Booty in Jeans
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Ali Michael Nude…
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Fyvush Finkel is Dead
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Masturbation Video
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Tiffany Toth – Naked For Playboy
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3 Naked Girls Wash a Car to Raise Money
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Big Tits Jump Rope
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Face Riding..
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Mooning Traffic
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Delayed Orgasm
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2016

Aug

Lohan Gives Herself an Enema or Practices Suicide of the Day

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Here is some Lohan giving herself an enema – at least according to Lohan:

“Free fall (I probably shouldn’t of gone into a seated position for the fall) lol ????”

In her defence is not that much effort and doesn’t require jumping off yachts onto her ass…she’s been raped figuratively by her family so hard that it manifested into a loose asshole…you know one that she’s cleaning out for her abusive fiancé and their makeup sex, that’s where he cums during herpes outbreaks, make up sex that they have probably already had since girl likes to keep things at a high intensity…it feels passionate….

I like that no one gives a fuck about her being abused in video, while everyone is boycotting Johnny Depp for boycotting his hooker…no one gives a fuck about a fat lohan…expect me..

I wouldn’t go as far as to say Lohan is Porno you should jerk off to, especially not now while barrel bellied, or fat as fuck and haggard, but she is the nostalgic porn worth giving another chance when bored, like revisiting an old crazy friend with great tits who was once magical before that magic was robbed from her but I believe she still has that spark and everyone deserves a little magic sometimes….

If I wanted to see Lohan get an Enema…I’d want it to be with my tongue…

I guess this could be her throwing in the towel, building up the confidence to kill herself, doing some trial runs….at least that’s what the Russian will want us thinking, you know that it’s self inflicted and not some Natalie Wood situation when he loses his temper with her again…anyone who knows lohan knows it will be with pills..

I am still a fan. I still think she’s GOD. Perfection….and here are some dramatic bikini selfies to prove it..

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2016

Aug

The Fappening Part Two Seems To Be Happening of the Day

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I don’t know how authentic this story is, I don’t even know where the original Fappening was originally leaked. I remember Reddit, a Conde Nast company, making a lot of fucking money off ads during that time, but I assume the hackers were posting shit everywhere…so somewhere on the internet, a place filled with perverts who like leaking nudes of famous people, and email hacks, and government documents – since nothing is really all that secure and everyone is posting more and more sleazy shit to their “cloud”…like idiots who don’t realize nudes should only be done on polaroid like the 80s…

So names of famewhores including in this release are Demi Lovato, Emily Bett Rickards, Emily Osment, Erin Andrews (Lol), More J.Law, some Kat Dennings, other bitches…Lea Michele DIck Shots, Leighton Meester and who the fuck cares, all this shit is staged for the most part…

So if you’re a low level celebrity, you may want to start taking your nudes to get posted around the time the leak happens – so that you seem important enough to be part of the movement…you know get that press where you can – perfect opportunity for the Victim card…

I guess these is the shit I should be excited about, but don’t really care either way…I guess my passion in celeb pussy has turned to social media pussy – because celebs aren’t that interesting at all now that they are out marketing themselves all the fucking time…amongst a world is filled with fame whores…and random girls who take pussy pics…but I’ll still look and laugh and judge them based on how meaty their cunts are from their real hard work at getting to this point in their careers…

Posted in:SFW|The Fappening

2016

Aug

Ireland Baldwin’s Big Potato Head Has a Nipple Slip of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin showed her tits for Treats, so it’s now her duty to push them tits as far as they will take her, since her overall look and size wasn’t able to get her really followed, or celebrated as a babe, and her Cousin and her cunt friends took over the social media hustle, leaving this one in the dust like the little pig her dad said she was, forced to go to rehab and date angry lesbians…and now forced to walk around with her tits out, nipples out, it’s the only thing that’s worked for her to date…so she’s gotta keep it up and running..

Here’s her titty video from Treats…because her new marketing angle is tits…and I like tits…even though she doens’t like me and blocked me from her social media….playing all hard to get…

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2016

Aug

Ariel Winter Still has a Fat Ass of the Day

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Ariel Winter loves showing off her ass -it’s hilarious. I don’t know who advised her that mooning the world – or that she’s 5 sizes smaller than she actually is, so that her long ass is barely covered – or maybe it’s her attempt to be a normal teen at the mall, this is how they dress, but overall it is pretty amazing.

Now I don’t love teens with fat asses, I just see what they will look like when they are 25….but I shouldn’t be like that, I should be happy her fat ass isn’t too fat yet, it’s not like I am going to marry her or her average at best face….I am just going to stare at her cellulite thickness – that she’s willingly showing the world….owning her body, because being rich and famous and on a TV show isn’t enough self expression for her, she wants dudes jerking off to her…and dudes are jerking off to her, mainly weridos who watched her grow up like the Neighbor’s daughter…but I’d assume some black dudes are too…

It’s all in good fun, I think all girls should dress like this, body positive makes for better content for my eyes, looking on confused as to why it happened…but still looking..

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2016

Aug

Bella Thorne’s Bikini Bike Ride of the Day

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Bella Thorne hasn’t been whoring as well as she whored around her 18th birthday, it’s like it worked for her, dudes jerked off and left hilarious and perverted comments on her feed, giving her the confidence, reminding of the praise her parents used to give her when she was first getting into the scene and they needed her to be confident and producing – showing up on set with a smile – delivering decent performances – securing her place in the entertainment industry…

So It’s nice to see her out in her bikini top on a bike…like she was still hungry for followers…now that she has all the followers she’s losing her edge – but still looks 40 playing an 18 year old to me…

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2016

Aug

Rhian Sugden’s Bikini of the Day

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Rhian Sugden is some Glamour model who is relatively famous in the Glamour Model scene….not that I know all that much about this Glamour model scene or that it is even a Glamour Model scene anymore..I mean it was a dated thing when the internet happened and 10 years ago it was already done – but a few of these girls, like this one – who is now 29 were able to get in on the final years, when it meant something to have silly tits you’d show off in shitty shoots…opening doors for reality show casting, pervert fans who still buy calendars and soccer player boyfriends and husbands…

I am not in the UK…but can say putting tits in the daily paper is the best hting they’ve contributed to the world…in the history of the UK….this is their peak…I mean finding hot girls with all their teeth who aren’t grey skinned is the countryside is up there with colonizing the western world…

She’s 29 and represents and still has huge tits..

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