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2016

16

Aug

Irina Shayk is Perfect and Blonde and Porny in Vogue Russia of the Day

Irina Shayk is perfect…she’s my favorite KGB spy manipulating her way into the mainstream with her looks, a gay sports star and Sports Illustrated magazine…small tactics to get her to Brad Cooper the A-Lister she will probably get knocked up by, because she’s just that good at fucking, they train you in these communist war camps to help break down even the most guarded general…all via your pussy…it’s a cultural thing…

This is a shoot for Vogue Russia, her hometown, the shirt she wears to the Olympics she’s probably not attending…and may not want to openly endorse to scare off some of her American fans…and she’s got blonde hair and looks more Russian than ever, the kind of gutter Russian hooker I tried to buy off the internet, who looks good, but you can tell has seen some shit….and will do some shit for the hope and dream andd ending up like Irina Shayk and not dead in an American ditch somewhere…and this shoot has some 70s porn vibe..but that could just be me thinking everything has 70s porn vibe…and I think I may have already posted these pics…I have no memory…because I too have seen some shit…and this is good enough to post again if I have already posted it….she’s my favorite and that’s how I treat my favorites…

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2016

16

Aug

Sharon Stone’s Magical 100 Year Old Tit Slip of the Day

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Sharon Stone’s tits are probably not 100 years old…but the vessel that is hosting her is…and they are falling out all over the place like her vagina I used to jerk off to in Basic Instinct when I’d pause the VHS tape at the right second to say “Oh she’s an innie”…

But that was 30 years ago and I don’t know if anything is considered an inny on her anymore, as she spills out all over the place…but I do know that I fucking love every second of this, not because I’ve never seen her tits before, she’s always topless and doesn’t give a fuck, but because I have recently developed an older lady with big tit fetish…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2016

16

Aug

Kendall Jenner Cameltoe of the Day

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Kendall Jenner’s recently been seen dating a black rapper like her sisters…

She’s the skinny one who looked white and not orange, ethnic and jacked up with surgeries like her Dad….

The one who tricked people into thinking she’s a model, when she’s really just average looking, but still better to be average and skinny, than a mutant like the rest of her fame whore kin…

I guess these bikini pics display how that dating a black rapper thing is working out for her…as her pussy is exploding in her bathing suit…

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2016

16

Aug

Bella Thorne Whoring it in Montreal of the Day

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I live in Montreal and by Montreal standards, this is barely whoring, that’s not to say that girls everywhere don’t whore as hard as girls here, it’s just that the cost of living is so cheap that the whores here have low expectations and will whore for a meal…not rent or cars or the other crazy things girls in LA or other cities demand for their blowjobs, here the girls are just happy not having to strip more than they need to, because sitting around half naked or in a bikini, especially during the summer is way more exciting than working the local diner…or whatever it is they do…

I assume Bella Thorne is on set, showing the crew why she was cast…but maybe she’s somewhere near me, I didn’t feel her presence, she didn’t reach out to hang, no one called me to tip me off and almost motivate me to leave my house to see her, but I’d never do that, I just don’t care…

You see, there are slutty girls everywhere, and the ones not trying to be famous through nudes, or the ones who fail at it are more what I like…the whole making it – takes away ALL the good…but she’s still hot in her tight dress and that’s enough.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE …

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2016

16

Aug

Jennette McCurdy Taking a Shit of the Day

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There are so many of these whores I don’t know or really care about. I am old, I am out of the loop, I don’t watch TV, I am pathetic, I am disgusting, but I am not as obsessive compulsive as the people I put this shit up for, which is really for myself, since no one is out there…and I don’t actually know who any of these people are…

But Jennette McCurdy….Jennette McCurdy is my internet girlfriend…I try to sext her on twitter sometimes…she always ignores me (like the rest of the world) ..but I think she’s just playing hard to get…and I like her thinking she’s in the driver’s seat…cuz the driver’s seat is usually my favorite place to make love….at least with street hookers…because I can’t afford a hotel room and my wife frowns upon me bringing them home with me….

Jennette McCurdy is some wholesome actress from iCarly a show that I doubt is still on TV, but when she was 20, was on TV, and the kind of weirdos who like watching kids TV show, both single and strange and married and horney, fell in love with her…

She’s reinventing herself the way I like girls to reinvent herself….and I am not talking about her country music bullshit career…I am talking about posting some serious weird content…slutty content…half naked content and titty content…or in this case spread leg and shitting content…

Like a good little Christian you’d assume she was with a name like Jennette…

Weird.

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2016

16

Aug

Em Rat Cow Gets Work of the Day

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Em Rat Cow finally gets work! Her million dollar making scam continues to deliver because no matter how irrelevant people like me think she is, she’s got a massive social media following and someone will still throw money her way because that following isn’t going anywhere…that following is locked in…and until Instagram is irrelevant…she will continue to exist…and really I don’t give her enough credit…She identified her massive tits, she used her massive tits, she pulled out her massive tits, because she was confident in her massive tits…she never did porn or real sleazy shit…it was always mainstream tits…making it easier for girls I sext to justify showing their tits…that aren’t as nice as Rat Cow tits, but that are still tits….exposed tits…so even if she’s overrated, irrelevant, non existent…and her contribution to the world has been low level, self involved, and boring…she still lazily showed her tits and that’s the kind of lazy hustle we need…to see tits….working towards a dream…

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW

2016

16

Aug

Emily Osment Social Media Cleavage of the Day

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Emily Osment, who is roped into the new Fappening, that is currently either a fake story, because all I’ve got is a screenshot of some folders and not what’s actually in said folders, but I think is how the other Fappening happened, so bitch better be scared, or not give a fuck, as anyone with a sex tape will say “sex is a natural thing” but if it’s a natural thing, if it’s so fucking natural, why doesn’t any single person on this site get sex ever…just a gang of virgins in the dark corner of the internet, the actual dark and sad because we can’t afford our electric bill corner of the internet, where we wait for the actual nerds to crack nude pics for us to feel like we have a purpose..

I guess we’ll find out once and for all if Emily Osment is Haley Joel with a Tit job – as I am sure it is because it just makes sense…

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2016

16

Aug

Ashley Hart in a Bikini of the Day

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Ashley Hard is Jessica Hart’s sister…who have been in one picture IN BIKINIS TOGETHER …bringing out the fantasy of pretty much any dude anywhere who’s dated a girl with a sister, or seen two hot sisters, or even heard about hot sisters and wanted to do the natural thing and watch them fuck each other – or have one sit on your face with you fuck the other – because in your fantasies you’re a fucking king…or some shit…

They are Australian Trash, but at least one of them dates a billionaire, bringing some hot genes to their breeding, because when you land a billionaire – you do what he fucking says so that you don’t lose that retirement plan..

I don’t know what this sister does, but she looks good in a bikini which is apparently doing enough…

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2016

16

Aug

Abbey Lee Kershaw’s Tits for Rag & Bone of the Day

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Abbey Lee Kershaw did this campaign for Rag & Bone which I think is some denim company…

She’s some nude model who recently did AGENT PROVOCATEUR

She’s also done artistic nudes HERE

But my favorite shoot of hers, complete with bush and I love bush is HERE …

You know an Australian body, with a body of work, who gets paid to show her body, which is a simple fucking existence…but a fun existence…filled with getting paid too much to do nothing and fucking rich and famous guys who like working models…

Australians are always fucking naked, she’s NAKED HERE ALSO …it’s like get them drunk and dudes playing ping pong with his cock…the girl version…

I don’t know how tits sell demin, but I guess tits sell everything, because we love tits…and it’s a lifestyle, a hip and cool and nude and carefree lifestyle…that the second I post it turns to porn..

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2016

16

Aug

Kaley Cuoco in Some Low Hangig Short of the Day

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Kaley Cuoco’s got some low hanging shorts on…for those of us who remember when she was low hanging fruit…

She’s old, so it’s safe to assume that this is the middle aged 100 millionaire version of the Ariel Winter shorts up my ass…

It’s like her way of advertising that at 40 or however old and rich she is…she doesn’t have a bush, she still waxes that shit off, unlike her happily / no ones ever happy, married friends…who just let shit go – because they think it’ll keep their pervert husbands off their backs..or cunts…

But what they don’t realize is that BUSH is king, or QUEEN, and that dudes think they hate it because they watch porn, were brainwashed to think it was gross, but when they see it – and smell it and rub it through their fingers like it was Santa’s Beard…they can’t control their pervert selves…

As an advocator of Bush, these pics offend me…but old fit lady pubic bone is a fetish I’m sure..

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