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2016

01

Aug

Paris Hilton Snapchat Photoshoot of the day

Paris Hilton is the fucking worst and I am only saying that because she blocks me off her shit without me even interacting with her shot – and not her actual shit – her social media that I assume is shit – but I can’t watch it because she wants to oust me, alienate me, single me out and exile me to a world without Paris Hilton….

The reality is she’s not even the worst, she makes a ton of money in the international market doing bullshit, she’s not nearly as annoying as the monster Kardashian she’s created, she’s barely even visible…

She’s more the “hilton” name in countries where they have hiltons and see her as a symbol of the American dream…

What you should like about shameless Hilton is that she’s still shameless, just in a quieter way, as she sucks the YACHT shower head like it was the dick that made her famous when she was 20….because you can’t teach a old dog new tricks…or is it you can’t teach and Old Trick anything – bitch is a Trick…but at least she’s not fat because she’s looking hot, even though she’s old…I guess it’s from never working a day in her life…no seriously you’d think her ass would be more mangled after years of drugs and whoring…

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2016

01

Aug

Hilary Duff in a Bikini of the Day

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Hilary Duff posted a snap of her in a bikini – where she’s strategically using her arm to push out them tits together so that her cleavage looks substantial for her fans to jerk off to…but I have a feeling her fans are too weird to even jerk off to her…they probably jerk off to weird throat fucking porn – while Hilary Duff is their princess, their queen, their soul, their life, their everything – that pure and innocent beacon of hope….that they’d never jerk off to – because they hate their moms who are overbearing, and they hate women for ignoring them and not fucking them…but Hilary Duff…that bitch is their queen..

And here’s her ass in leggings….so round and juicy and thick….

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2016

01

Aug

Lais Ribeiro Hot for Brazil / GQ of the Day

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Lais Ribeiro is a Brazilian Victoria’s Secret model and she’s in GQ Mexico, which is less bootleg than you’d expect it to be because Mexico is actually a pretty over populated country with lots of people willing to buy bullshit magazines instead of using the dodgy wifi, because it’s easier to jerk off to a magazine in the bathroom than bringing in your desktop you got from some Charity in America to help poor people learn….

Victoria’s Secret fucking loves their Brazilians, it’s probably their fault that Brazil had a resurgence of tourism because people assumed they could find similar pussy if they went to travel their but instead they got ZIKA, robbed at gunpoint, and witness a few murders before getting aids while fucking a tranny pre tits…which is just a dude in a dress with long hair…on some bootleg hormones purchased in Mexico…

I guess what matters is that – here are her nipples…for GQ Mexico..

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2016

01

Aug

Lindsay Lohan’s Sloppy TIt of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan reminds me of the time I told a girl I would like a public toilet clean before she pissed on said toilet – if she’d let me see her pussy…I figured it was a girl’s bathroom, I was drunk, what was the big deal – I’m already fucking gutter garbage trash with a dirty fucking mouth – and parasites – might as well just do this stunt to see some drunk pussy pissing. Yes I’m that pathetic….well needless to say…she didn’t let me watch her pee…but a valuable life lesson was learned – always go second on a deal….because no one, especially drunk women…can’t be trusted….

The reason Lohan reminds me of that is because she’s disgusting…but I still hold her close to my heart…all sloppy titty, unemployed, bratty because she still thinks being Lohan is status or cool..and I guess it is. A novelty act for everyone around her who hang out with her for that reason alone….

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2016

01

Aug

Sharon Stone Bikini of the Day

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Sharon Stone looks good in her bikini and is 100 years old, I know I say a lot of these girls are 100 years old, but this one is legitimately 100 years old, I remember jerking off to her in the late 80s….that means she’s 40 fucking years older than that and 30 is my normal cut off for woman – that means if she was born when I first jerked off to her – she’s 5-10 years older than my cut off for girls I jerk off to – but obviously she wasn’t a fetus when I was jerking off to her – I am not that weird – she was instead showing tits in movies…

I guess if you’re rich enough – you can pay people to lift and tuck and fill your flaws…but then again – maybe I am just used to all women looking like this becuase bitches in California start jacking up their faces at 14…..thanks social media…

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2016

01

Aug

Nicole Scherzinger in a Bikini Being Fancy of the Day

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Nicole Scherzinger is having a bikini party like some kind of cheesy, plastic surgery ridden, cheap and trashy stripper – because…I guess that’s exactly what she is, she just happens to be very fucking rich thanks to the world buying into that Pussy Cat Doll bullshit…people fucking loved it and she got to cash the fuck out and never need to strip again, but instead be the stripper she always wanted to be on luxurious yachts that she can pay for her damn self – thanks to being rich and fuck from horrible fucking music…

Fascinating, but at least she’s got a nice ass…for an old, washed up cunt…that may not have a cunt…I’ve always assumed she’s a dude..and haven’t been proven otherwise..

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2016

01

Aug

Ireland Baldwin Topless for Treats! of the Day

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I have made fun of Ireland Baldwin’s desperation in her social media hustle and public image she’s created through the darkness of growing up Baldwin…

But the reality is that despite being big, pushing 6 foot 2, Ireland Baldwin looks good when flashing her tits…and it may be the tits talking…but there’s something interesting, or that has more substance or depth in a daughter of famous people’s quest to navigate the world…and documenting it along the way…for a social docuseries that is social media…meaning her whoring isn’t the same as an instagram whore…it’s actually from a very weird place that I’d want to know more about…

Sure it may be the tits talking, but I am going to assume a girl who is rich and famous by association to her famous parents, who may want to break free from that and cash in but who has always been on display her entire life…has more to say that a vapid girl from florida and her bikini pics aspiring to be Em Rat Cow…promoting fitness tea…even if Ireland Baldwin is vapid…she’s better than the others…

Ireland Baldwin…is everything..and more…

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2016

01

Aug

The Melania Trump Files of the Day

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The big story of the week is that New York post posted Melania Trump pics from when she was Melania Knauss – before selling her soul to the devil for the life of luxury built on not paying suppliers…and basically being one of his possessions in her empty existence that made for real awkward interraction in public…especially considering she’s an immigrant, communist, hooker, who is anti – everything Trump spews out of his mouth as he makes shit up just to be heard as if he was a tool planted by the Clintons to create the first woman president, something I’ve been saying all along, because he’s a fucking cartoon…

But I don’t see how her doing nude pics in 1995 is really that big of a story, we all knew she was a whore, a gold digging whore and not a FASHION model anyone has ever heard of…so…I don’t see how this will do any damage to a campaign as racist and insane as his…I mean even he can’t believe he hasn’t been assassinated making fun of Muslim parents of fallen soldiers – the whole thing isn’t even interesting anymore, it’s just so dumb…

The funny thing in these pics is I remember the late 90s celebrity porn sites I’d visit had them all over the place, so I may have jerked off to them 20 fucking years ago…before I knew better and before she was a plastic surgery ridden tranny – I mean except for the tits…they were always fake…

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2016

01

Aug

Joanna Krupa Naked for Treats! of the Day

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I wonder if this is the first time Joanna Krupa has showed her 40 year old pussy….I mean in her career as a Glamor model I am going to assume it’s been put out there before…many times before…but maybe she just saved it for the dudes booking her on jobs and helping her get off her feet…and onto TV, into Magazines, and into some Sugar Baby show that takes place in FLorida….

Unfortunately, I am not a Joanna Krupa pussy expert, but it looks like a nice designer pussy…that could have been created in a plastic surgeon office with the rest of her fake as fuck everything…because based on everything I know about her…it’s not nearly banged out enough…but it may be crying, knowing it has come to this…at her age..to try to maintain that fame she had a taste of – even if it was in the lamest of ways…

Like any vagina in the history of vaginas – I do not mind staring at it.

VIA TREATS!

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2016

01

Aug

Ali Michael NOT NUDE for PLAYBOY of the Day

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Playboy released this video of some ALI MICHAEL photoshoot I already posted – by Jason Lee Perry….

She is some “hipster” model who is actually a model, with an actual agency,…I think…I mean you can never be too sure who is a legit scouted model since all models are scouted off social media now – and they are all interchangeable, one in the same, willing to get naked….because Ali Michael has been naked…just not for PLAYBOY…because Playboy doesn’t do dudes you perverts, that’s for fashion magazines, Playboy instead does INSTAGRAM level nudes that have emoji’s on the nipples, to keep some mystery or to convince advertisers they arent’ a porn site in some dumb as fuck business model – ever…

Either way, here’s her 1970s, typical, played out, but these people keep doing it, California desert shoot….with a beat up truck and bike…so cool bro…fucking dumb bullshit…

I am more into watching the instagram model hard at work….modeling…this is modeling…what a joke…

the other day in Mykonos with @morgan_lane ???? @jongorriganphotography @terri_capon @imgmodels

A video posted by Ali Michael (@ali_michael) on Jul 31, 2016 at 9:11am PDT

LOL.

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