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2016

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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So 100 celebrities joined something called UNITED AGAINST HATE which is some guilt tripping, manipulation against TRUMP, who is a greasy fuck who only cares about himself…because celebrities are people who only care about themselves – but pretend to care about the betterment of the world – as long as they can live their rich, bullshit lives…it’s like Leo preaching Global Warming from the private jet after leaving the lights on at his mansion…because Donald Trump like all celebrities – who likely see themselves in him – when we know he’s not going to with are fucking “Look at me, Look at Me”… cunts…

Speaking of cunts, spent most of my day watching one specific vagina on facetime and I think it really opened my eyes to how not productive I am…but more
importantly..how much I like watching vagina on facetime…it’s so personal…even when the girl is from TINDER and you’ve never met…

Speaking of cunts, I still haven’t seen Hilary Clinton’s cunt, and until I do, she’s Bill doing a Mrs Doubtfire / Caitlin Jenner…because if you change your name and gender – you can do another two terms and if you don’t you can protest that shit and SOCIAL justice warriors will step up and fucking defend…

Life is about finding what is important to you…to write your own exciting soty….

Here are some stepLINKS…because you don’t care about anything I say..it’s all kind of the same – over and over again…

Tugging on CLothes…
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Old People Doing Taylor Swift Video – Weirdness
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Miss Cleo – DEAD
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Iggy Azalea’s See Through Top – Tranny Tits
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Kendall Jenner Defends her Breasts – Was Trending on my FB – Like IT Fuckin Matters
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Beyonce in a Tight Dress
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Jennifer Garner – PREGNANT AGAIN – BABY MAKER – FERTILE BITCH – ARMY MAKER
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Jenna Dewan Tatum Boring Ass in Leggings.
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Skull Island Trailer
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Gigi Hadid Hard Nipples..
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Pictures of Girls with Cleavage
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Birthday Prank Gone Wrong
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Mrs Cleo Soundboard Prank to Celebrate her Life
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Real Life Tarzan
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The Evolution of Star Trek
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The People of Comicon
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Patrick Dempsey’s Palisades Home
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Victoria’s Secret Models With Bras
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Michael Lohan Threatens Lohan’s Billionaire Russian Mobster Boyfriend with Physical violence – Simmer Down Long Island
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Charlotte McKinney Panties
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Jordana Brewster LEgs
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Overtake like an Idiot – Crash Like an Idiot
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Underground Methane Bubbles
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I Can’t Believe No One Cares About Jennifer Aniston’s Ass
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Eddie Murphy and His Sugar Baby….
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Some Asian Named Karen Fukuhara on Set
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Some Comicon Round Up
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Conan at Comic Con is Jokes
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Hot Girl from Some Insurance AD
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Shenae Grimes and Ashley Tisdale TOgether
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Chrissy Teigen – Braless and Saggy Tits – Because She’s Disgusting
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Game of Thrones Season 6- Visual FX
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Anna Kournikova Topless Sunbathing –
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Black Chick from Shameless in a Sports Bra
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Susan Sarandon at the DNC is hilarious
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Big Tits Struggle with Shorts
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Girl Ending up Naked
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A Day at the Lake – LOL
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G-String Warriors
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Some Penthouse Pet
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Great Tits
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Accidental Porn Puke
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

Jul

Ireland Baldwin Naked of the Day

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Here’s a photoshopped to shit nude shoot for TREATS! of Ireland Baldwin, because I guess she’s tried everything and this is where she’s ended up..

I guess this is what Ireland’s been up to since blocking me on all her social media 3-4 years ago….

Unless she’s had serious surgery, which is possible, this is not what Ireland actually looks like, she is a big girl, which is the cause of her big tits, but everything else about her is a fucking cartoon….from no gut, to no monster jaw….

Nice tits though…but really…all tits are nice….

Unfortunately, I have been following her attempt at a career since she pretty much started out…I was semi-rooting for her while laughing at her desperation in an era before Kim Kardashian’s sisters and the Gigi Hadid and Ireland’s cousin really hustled the social media hustle, leveraging her mom – Kim Bassinger and her Dad who famously called her a little pig – and who could be a cause to this getting naked in photoshoots because traditionally modeling didn’t work out for her – Alec Baldwin…

The funny think in Ireland Baldwin is that I have interacted with her – I don’t remember what was said – but at one point her dad stepped up from his charity account on twitter – which didn’t get me famous – but I guess he didn’t get Ireland famous either, he’s just helped her by giving her his name pull off finding people to take pictures of her…

So…TREATS!…the Playboy of our generation that is far less successful than Playboy but that involves models and fame whores and sugar babies getting naked in expensive settings of decent quality….put this out for their new issue….and 98 percent of the people they use are trying to be the next EM RAT COW…like Ireland…but I don’t think Ireland has what it takes, she’s not hot enough, she wasn’t able to pull it off when she was cute enough and she’s too weak and has already been to rehab…poor little shadow of her parents…

The sex tape strategy of desperation is always available to her..

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2016

Jul

Josephine Skriver Naked of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is pretty fucking hot..this is her nude for pervert French photographer David Bellemere who is taking nude model pics to the next level as he works for pretty much everyone – from Victoria’s Secret to God…

Josephine Skriver is pretty famous, has a lot of hype around her and I once or twice wrote that she’s she was created in a lab, built from SCIENCE experiments, possibly funded by Victoria’s Secret, or just her Gay Biologist dad’s GOD COMPLEX….because she’s a test tube baby and it’s all I have to say about her…

I mean that and that she is the first public GMO models…that none of you hippie non-GMO fucks are complaining about – because she looks like this…

I am less interested in her perfect nudes and more with the flaws of science, where she will either self destruct in the middle of a fashion show, or maybe just die of cancer at 23 – because as the republicans tell you – YOU CAN’T FUCK WITH GOD’s WILL SCIENCE…or in her case Gay scientist who makes her call her dad on some Pinocchio shit….

Logical…but I’m really interested in what a perfect, built by science pussy looks like, did they make it out of old rubber boots? Or maybe dead mice! So many questions….considering I actually don’t care.

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2016

Jul

Kate Hudson in a Bikini in Greece of the Day

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I am sure I’ve said this story before, but I don’t give a fuck, no one reads this shit ever….

In the late 90s, probably before I was onto my internet dating, I in the middle of Northern Ontario checking out the small town strip clubs and I came across a copy of architectural digest or some other magazine because she had a house in Norther Ontario – that featured Goldie Hawn and her Daughter, who at the time was unknown to the world, but was probably well known in clubs in Hollywood where she’s been fucking everyone since she was 12….and I thought…I like that better than celebs…I like the kid of celebs who just live the brat life, the Hollywood life and don’t actually have to work…

Then she did what most rich kids do and followed her mom’s lead, but there was that window where she was just a rich kid, partying, being hot…and I guess it’s been downhill ever since…from babies, to getting old…sure I’d still be interested in smelling her pussy to see if that many cocks makes her smell like the crackwhores I fuck who have had an equal or lesser amount of cocks…you know some people can guess how many gum balls are in a fucking jar, I can guess how many cocks have been in a cunt by scent….the more they fuck, the more i feel like a cadaver dog…

NOT THAT IT MATTERS…but her in a bikini does…it looks ok for a mom of 12…

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2016

Jul

Doutzen Kroes in a Bikini of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes is a bikini model…in a bikini…with her DJ boyfriend who you know fucks other chicks when she’s not around…but since quitting Victoria’s Secret…she’s always fucking around…forcing him to actually spend time with her on vacation between his sets at IBIZA…at least for a week or two before sending her and the kids back to Amsterdam, so that he can go back to fucking party girls..

You see I know DJs and not once has any DJ ever say “it’s about the music man”…it’s always about making stupid money and standing in front of a room of idiots dancing on drugs…so that they don’t have to dance…amongst the crowd as DJing, especially now requires no talent – so that they can fuck….line ups of girls every night to fuck….even Victoria’s Secret models want to fuck…and get pregnant when you fuck them….because girls are crazy and like throwing away their model careers like that…

Doesn’t matter, she’s in a bikini…with her man…on a yacht…because this is what pulling off a great fucking scam is about…

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2016

Jul

Barbara Palvin Bikini for Instagram of the Day

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Barbara Palvin announce that her and Eniko Mihalik are the Hungarian Mafia while in St Tropez and no one arrested them.

Everyone just passed it off as “oh she’s just being funny when posting bikini pics on a vacation we’re sure she paid for – since these models don’t just tag on with rich guys and pay for nothing – they are money makers who can pay for their own shit – got it”….

But I think this is the oldest form of deception, announce truth and people will assume you’re joking…and I think her speciality in the Hungarian mafia…is Human Trafficking, recruiting girls and getting them pissing and fucking and filling their assholes on webcam…it’s good money – since the girls don’t get paid….and if you don’t believe me…just read her damn status where she says she the HUNGARIAN mafia and then look at HUNGARY and realize that all they have going for them is human trafficking….

SHE EXPOSED HERSELF YOU IDIOTS…

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2016

Jul

Sarah Hyland Nail Biting Erotica of the Day

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Sarah Hyland has some weird fans – who loved her because she looked 12 up until last year – which is one of those things that makes you question the guys who fuck her – like you have to wonder if they actually fell in love with her for the wholesome reasons of her being on a hit show, famous and rich….or if they are actually creepy weirdo perverts who would fuck 12 years old – and my end up fucking 12 year olds now that they’ve had a taste – but have been able to balance it alright for now…

Well, she’s got tits, or like showing off what look like tits, because her only moral code was created by her TV MOM sofia Vergara while her real parents were out spending the money – on cruises because they deserve it for putting all the work into exploiting her on set…and the network’s got baby sitters so she’ll be ok…just keep on SENDING those checks…

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2016

Jul

Modles Licking Shit of the Day

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This is a feature by Love Magazine called ‘Lick It’ by Phil Poynter….

It features modes Aamito Lagum, Anna Ewers, Grace Bol, Pooja Mor, Sara Sampaio, & Stella Maxwell…

They are licking it…where as it is random objects and not what they actually licked to get their careers…whether it was Stella Maxwell licking Terry Richardson’s ass, before licking Barbara Palvin’s ass, before licking her agent’s ass, before the Victoria’s Secret ass, then Miley’s ass…to now exist…

It takes a lot of ass licking to build a model…making this hardly as stretch in their work, but let’s face it – models never work even when they are working…they have the dumbest and easiest job ever…

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2016

Jul

Janet Montgomery Hot Outfit of the Day

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Janet Montgomery is from SKINS…the UK version, that I never watched, but I am sure was better than the USA version, because the USA ruins everything, they just rape and pillage, it’s their colonial, missionary, GIVE ME YOUR oil way. It’s like why come up with their own show, let the people in the UK be edgy, or cutting edge, or interesting with their brains and education – and repurpose it for AMERICA..make it bigger…with more money…

So as USA turns everything they touch to shit, it is also the HUB, the place to be, the industry lives there…and if you’re a citizen of the world, you’ll know that the USA, despite their shitty content and execution on good ideas, is the place to be, it is the best world in the country, and that’s probably why this Janet bitch lives in the USA…to get fucking paid…and like all international actors – she’s in the USA living the fucking dream…

Going to premieres in see through dresses – because get noticed when you can – it’s hard to stand out amongst all the noise out there…

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2016

Jul

Charlotte McKInney Airport Erotica of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney is the horse face with massive tits – who wants you to know she also has a butt – because she’s that kind of girl – who likes to objectify herself to get ahead and it works….

So if you’re a girl and you have tits – and you probably do – get those tits out there, just pretend it is empowering, your body to do what you want with, because it is your body, do what you want with it – but if you do what men want you to do with it – you’ll go a lot further in life…

She was a dancing with the star before being a star – and now she’s probably scrambling to find her place, so she’s gone to Canada..

Now I don’t know what she’s doing in Canada, maybe she’s fucking Drake and the Weekend….or maybe she’s working on a Canadian production of some bullshit…I could IMDB it but the fact that she has an IMDB is offensive to the entertainment industry I envision in my head, which is far from the entertainment industry that actually exists…because you give people with bad ideas, their heads up their asses and a lot of money all the decision making power – and shit like Blair Witch Project get remade or Flatliners….instead of just creating NEW ideas…it’s fucking crazy…but put some tits in it and it’ll be ok…

I guess this isn’t exciting to anyone but me…you know because of the Canada connection – tits that are only one hour flight from me…I just came.