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2016

27

Jul

Ariel Winter Dressed Like a Plump Juicy Strawberry of the Day

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I fight the good fight, what would be called the misogynistic fight, where I feel the importance that celebrated women who get paid a lot of money and who get marketed by their team as hot – when she is not hot – must be called out for being not hot….

I learned at a young age that this was my calling…All the guys in my sixth grade class freaked out over a chubby downs syndrome inbred girl who looked like a burn victim – because she had tits…they’d freak out and talk about how hot she was – they’d try to get her in 7 minutes of heaven – or 7 inches in the closet as my teacher used to call it – before threatening to kill me if I told anyone….but I digress…this girl was busted…but guys due to peer pressure, false marketing, maybe having been around her since the first grade so that they were used to her…felt she was the hottest shit…and when I would say “dude, you’re gross that bitch looks horror movie villain”…because I’ve always been amazing…they’d all turn on me and call me a faggot – and I’d say “is this because of that 7 inches in the closet Mr Mason made me play”…

WHat I am getting at is you can be a believer all you want, you can love her tits, or jerking off to her when she was 12 and going through puberty all you want, you can cry when she got her reduction and rejoice when she still has tits after her reduction…but nothing you can say or do can make me think this bitch is anything but fat, sloppy, gross and overrated….and she’s dressed like a strawberry and not in a good way…

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2016

27

Jul

Pregnant with Satan Mila Kunis and Other Vagina at the Bad Mom’s Premiere of the Day

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Bad Moms is another one of these Hollywood’s answer to misogyny, understanding that if they put together a movie that is based on women, women everywhere, who still go to movies, will fill the seats on ladies night, or maybe on any night, because they are lonely sad and like 2 hours to escape the hell they are living.

While dudes just sit on the couch and jerk off to porn…

So Hollywood knows women go to movies, they also know that women bitch about hollywood not being inclusive towards women, so might as well put out movies with women in the lead…give that hollywood illusion that the powers that run it are fucking rich pervert pigs who destroy women with their dicks by leverage thing hollywood dream they can give them – and the girls line up for that shit..

One movie, probably written by men, or directed by men, definitely produced by men – to make men money by pandering to stupid women in a time they need to – is still misogyny….it’s as feminist as a wet t-shirt contest at a sports bar – or Ladies night to get bitches in the club to get dudes in the club to buy drinks…

I see you Hollywood – and you’re lie inclusiveness – women’s right – bullshit – you’re evil….

Now – one interesting thing – and I am not a men’s rights activist is MALE FORESKIN JOKE I posted on stepfather (me ) presents….

I just listen to it and think how hilarious it would be if it was a group of men talking about meaty mom pussy or something – we’d get slaughtered – but it’s ok for women, liberating, let them make fun of men so they shut up about everything else…

So SIlly…

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LINDSAY VONN was also there, of course she was, she’s on some weirdo Hollywood hustle to increase her sex appeal and presence after having her pussy ravaged by hooker fucker Tiger Woods for a better part of a year….I guess she realizes do the red carpet as slutty as you can – milk that Olympic gold….make that money…

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Some bitch named Dania Ramirez was also there….SHE IS APPARENTLY TRANS…

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So was Kristen Bell

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Even Kendra Wilkinson was there – they’ll invite anyone to this shit..

Posted in:Mila Kunis|SFW

2016

27

Jul

100 Year Old Gisele Pretends to be in a Nightclub for Gucci of the Day

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This is a pretty absurd casting for a Gucci nightclub campaign, unless they are trying to target the 45 year old rich woman who just likes having a good time doing cocaine like the sugar baby days now that her kids are off to summer camp – as we all know rich summer camp sending parents love to do…you know rich, free and surrounded by other rich and free people, who figure there is finally some room to breathe after getting knocked up at 25 by a 45 year old daddy who gave them the good life…

Because this is definitely not designed to rich the young millionaire who wants to get dressed up in Gucci…who wants to party with a 45 year old model who is super fucking photoshopped, even if she is still hot, has a good body, and looks more like a woman than she ever has…maybe better hormone therapy…who knows…

I just know she probably charged the brand 5 million dollars for this – without the brand really looking into the fact that no one, except maybe Tom Brady and their 15 kids gives a fuck about this has been. She’s not even a Victoria’s Secret model…

Maybe they owed her a favor, or just have money to burn, either way – it’s so weird..

This reminds me of a old lady letting loose and getting drunk and inappropriate at a wedding or something – which I guess makes people want to buy designer clothes…

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen|SFW

2016

27

Jul

Lindsay Lohan in a Bikini Apologizing for Being Crazy of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan posted a bikini picture to apologize for her public outburst that she had like a crazy person…because she’s a crazy person.

I didn’t read what she wrote – but I am sure it was crazy – inspiring – and fucking crazy…because she’s a crazy person.

I assume part of her public outburst was tactics to be in the media again, just like posting a bikini pic for a weirdo apology that I didn’t read but assume is weirdo is to get media attetion…

It’s just a series of moves a broken girl makes trying to navigate the complicated landscape after being exploited by everyone around her….

Ultimately, she’s still Lohan, still has great tits, and reminds me that I wish her crazed outbursts were directed at me…I need the traffic…as I fade more into obscurity than I’ve always been.

Either way, no sympathy for a lunatic having an outburst, I just wish I got her pregnant when I had the chance. K-Fed is a hero to us all…

Dear friends. I’m good and well. #ATM I am taking time for myself with good friends. I am sorry that I’ve exposed certain private matters recently. I was acting out of fear and sadness… We all make mistakes. Sadly mine have always been so public. I have done a lot of soul searching in the past years, and I should have been more clear minded rather than distract from the good heart that I have. Social media comes with the territory of the business and the world we now live in. My intentions were not meant to send mixed messages. Maybe things can be fixed… Maybe not.. I hope they can. But I am 30 years old and I do deserve a #GENTLEgiant Life is about love and light. Not anger ???????? Thank you to those who stand by my side

I guess she’s putting it out there for more financiers she is willing to fuck for the good life she can’t afford to have anymore – because no one gives a fuck about employee Lohan, they just like paying her to fuck and play girlfriend because it’s more interesting to say you date Lohan than some basic Russian whore…

I like the boat picture…if I read her caption maybe I would understand what it symbolizes to her…like out at sea – looking for another wallet to fuck? Some Pirate booty…or maybe…she’s just crazy.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2016

27

Jul

Tsanna Latouche for Agent Provocateur of the Day

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Tsanna Latouche is modeling lingerie for Agent Provocateur…interesting name, but what is in a name, when all I care about is the ass. I don’t even remember the names of people I meet or people I like or girls I want to fuck or do nude pics of in my basement apartment – I’m like “who was that bitch from tinder who said she’s filler her ass up with playdoh and shit it out for an artistic shoot”…I just don’t remember…and I guess that makes us all fucking losers missing out on my art that is really just weirdo fetsih shit…in the form of playdoh shit…High concept…

Speaking of High Concept here’s a shoot for Agent Provocateur, the Sugar Baby and Instagram whore’s most favorite lingerie to wear – even if it’s just stylized mall brand at high end prices – they don’t know better – they just know what is expensive is obviously better – since dude who she rims everyday after he shits like she’s his toilet paper – I’m talking to you Seacrest – is paying.

Catalog pics are boring…

Posted in:SFW|Tsanna Latouche

2016

27

Jul

Laura Hanson Sims & Lia Pavlova Fashion Porn Vogue of the Day

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I don’t know who Laura Hanson Sims or Lia Pavlova but VOGUE does so they must be important…like a Kardashian…because Vogue and really all media fucking love the Kardashians, not because they are cute – but becasue they have followers and are thus important and people you should get behind and leverage to get your own followers – despite the fact that a lot of people I know with a lot of followers are just Russian spammers with robot traffic who post nude pics of Russian sex workers – but they never get featured in Vogue…unless that is what this Lia Pavlova is, she sounds like she may be one, but her instagram only has under 20,000 fans…so I guess she’s not important…but rather a model being used to model because she’s got the look and feel of what they were looking for / the agency is hustling her as a new face.

That point of all those words I just wrote is that everything we see is a calculated bullshit scam – used to manipulate us and get our money or information – and whether the tools being used are new models or old washed up cunts like a Kardashian….the message is the same…they don’t care about us, or good content…but if they distract us with tits we won’t have an uprising or even notice whatever they are trying to do or manipulate with this pics…

I don’t know what you’re selling VOGUE..but I know I’m not buying whatever it is…

Posted in:Laura Hanson Sims|Lia Pavlova

2016

27

Jul

Christina Milian Nipples in a TIGHT DRESS FOR SNAPCHAT OF THE DAY

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I find Christina Milian a waste of fucking time, a pile of dog shit, and not just because of her color, but because she’s a mom with a lot of money, but instead of living the good life, she’s out whoring on the internet like a Kardashian…trying to be a Kardashian…and something has to be seriously wrong with a famewhore to want to be a Kardashian…especially when they have millions of dollars.

It’s like raise your kid bit, you don’t need to put your nipples on snapchat, your werido fans will still follow your nonsense…be a mom….because ultimately, bitch looks old and haggard as fuck under a snapchat filter that usually helps girls cheat to look smooth skin, bright eyed and fresh faced.

I’d hate to see the real version….but I doubt she even knows what the real version is…puppet..

Posted in:Christina Milian|SFW

2016

27

Jul

Lara Stone for LOVE Magazine of the Day

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Lara Stone is looking good for an old sloppy model – in this shoot for Love Magazine.

Maybe I am just into slutty pictures…of sluts…

Lara Stone is actually a pretty top earning busty model who poses topless for fashion on the regular….has huge tits and I think she’s lovely to look at…

BUt that may be because her team tried to sue me for posting pics of her and her fat husband, comedian David Williams, on their honeymoon…and I fucking love girls who hate me…

You know a NO WAY, NEVER, Fuck Yourself…from a girl makes me want to fuck her more…it’s less rapey than it sounds…

Well, she’s divorced now, because I guess tits only remain appealing for so long, eventually the shitty personality starts to get training – especially when you have other pussy options…or maybe she’s the one who cheated to advance her career and feel hot…models, you know they like their pussies filled withe that constant male attention affirming they got it going on as they know they are aging and no one actually cares about them…

But we care about them tits…so here she is in another slutty shoot…because she’s still got them in her…but the real question is what else she’s got in….or has had in her to get to this point….something to think about.

Posted in:Lara Stone|SFW

2016

27

Jul

Adriana Lima in Vogue Brasil of the Day

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This is really uninteresting pictures of Adriana Lima for Vogue Brasil…but I guess she’s Brazilian pride, who has left the most violent alleys of Rio…and Zika virus…where Olympic Athletes are starting to fill up their athlete villages…where they are getting abducted, robbed and gunpoint and diseased enough to make babies with mini-heads…to make it in the world on the international scale…

But who Brazil can reference when they need some good press, like sure people get killed everyday on the streets shopping innocent multiple times a day here, but have you seen Adriana Lima, that bitch was hot right? Go Brazil!

Posted in:Adriana Lima|SFW

2016

27

Jul

Charisma Carpenter Getting Naked of the Day

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Charisma Carpenter fans, yes she has fans, you’re probably one of them, because the kind of person in Charisma Carpenter is probably the socially awkward weirdo who goes to sites like this because they haven’t heard of this thing called INSTAGRAM….

Well her fans get so mad when I write about her being some old washed up whore – still trying to get as much attention as she can – because she’s posting nude pics on her social media – like she’s still trying to get as much attention as she can….like it was still the 90s, she was still on BUFFY the VAMPIRE SLAYER, and she was just getting scouted to do Playboy….

But it’s 20 years later…she’s still fit, sure, I’ll still look at her naked even if I don’t like old chicks….and self produced nudes is something to do when she lives a life of what the fuck else is she going to do with her time off / early retirement / irrelevance…

Instead of the media booking her for slutty shoots, or getting cast she’s staging them her damn self….creating her own existence like she’s not menopausal….so old that she’s not even last weeks kitchen garbage, but rather already biodegraded into nice rich compost soil…growing organic vegetables like a fucking hippie…

Here are her pics from her trip…

Posted in:Charisma Carpenter|SFW