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2024

17

Apr

Emrata’s Spooky Topless Photoshoot of the Day

Emrata who is also known as Em Rat Cow is the very important social media influencer who got famous for being topless and managed to leverage that into being taken seriously.

The idea of pulling out your tits is really the least strategic, intellectual, clever or even impressive way to get famous and respected. If anything, it’s something a half retard would do in the wild if they were in need of a bartering chip for food to survive. All drooling on their retard self going “I got tits”….

However, the brilliance in Em Rat Cow is that she’s managed to game marketing people and other decision makers into thinking she’s more than just a whore working her tits to get ahead.

She’s even written a book, ran a podcast she was paid to do, and other insane hustles you’d never expect a girl who is really just a titty flasher to get, but social media is fucking weird.

She’s defended her flashing of tits like a free the nipple activist, by shaming us for sexualizing her, trying to make the horny dudes who get horny to the tits she’s showing off to make us horny come across as perverts, who happen to be a huge percentage of her views, and even the reason OTHER chicks follow her.

It’s entertaining that at her age, her hustle still involves “intimate shoots” with her tits out, whether in her hand bra or an actual bra, on some exhibitionism because modesty is oppressive or patriarchal or some shit in her twisted mind…..

In reality, she’s probably just trying to keep her views up and it’s the only way how.

Feeling the need to produce titty content when you’re already rich and famous and still getting paid is just bottom feeding tactics and ultimately, it’s just being a trashy whore…but they’ll get mad at you for treating them as such, even though that’s what they are putting out.

I like tits, but they are more exciting when girls put a damn t-shirt on once in a while….

Shameless….yet nutritious…

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2024

17

Apr

Katy Perry Does Coachella Dirty of the Day

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Katy Perry captioned her Coachella pics “I’ve been to Coachella longer than you’ve been alive” which is pretty clever because it’s true since she’s an old weathered hipster chick .

I had pictures of Katy Perry and Kesha sent to me back on the day, probably 18 years ago, all in bikinis and covered in mud from before both became famous, Katy Perry more famous than Kesha, but both still climbed the ranks from average looking Coachella girl to pop star. Dreams do come true if you suck the right cock.

Now, all these years later, granny is on her Coachella adventure like when you see some old lady with cancer visit her hometown before she dies. She didn’t wear the bikini top this time around but rather the bikini body shirt, danced around like a stripper, pulled her ass out so you know she wears underwear like grannies do in case they pee unexpectedly and posed with some chick who had her nipples out who was performing.

The whole thing feels a little sad, but she’s rich and famous and part of the hipster scene of other rich and famous people who shaped this pop culture thing together and all go to events together to reaffirm how important they’ve been to the world.

This may be where that all started, so let grandma relive it….

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2024

17

Apr

Natalia Garibotto is the Instagram Of The Day

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Natalia Garibotto’s got the look hasn’t she?

Image Credit – Instagram

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2024

17

Apr

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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I don’t remember where I was when September 11th happened. I don’t really remember where I was when any major natural disaster happened. I don’t remember where I was when Anna Nicole Smith died, which is also when Michael Jackson died. I don’t remember any of the sex I’ve had. I don’t remember any of the people I’ve known, the good conversations I’ve had, the good ideas I’ve had or the good jokes I’ve come up with that would have been great to sell to a shitty comedian for a couple of 100 dollars….

But I do remember where I was when I discovered that BBW was a fetish, that dudes were into monster fat chicks…

It was a cold fall day in 1993, I was eating a sandwich walking through a magazine store between job interviews back when I was more ambitious and I saw a series of magazines I didn’t know existed, ready to drop pregnancy porn, 50+ which at the time was a fucking shocker because 50 year olds weren’t these hybrid human muppets we’ve got today, and BBW….and almost threw up at the fat chick porn, it was far more offensive to me than anything I had ever seen, but at the time we weren’t as obese of a country and being a fat chick of that fatness was rare unless you were dirt poor.

Point being, I don’t approve of this fetish and I never have.

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2024

16

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I keep seeing Coachella content…STILL….like it’s the 00s…and it’s the worst.

Whether it’s celebs, fans, retards or the people who hate on Coachella because they are too cool for Coachella, or old timers who quit Coachella a decade ago when it got too lame for them…

It is all equally bad, but I’ve always hated the mainstream so I’ve assumed that any event celebrities go to is a waste of fucking time, since celebs aren’t cool or really down with the interesting shit. They are by default very lame and corporate as shit and do anything for money.

So anyone who goes to these festivals for free, is even WORSE than the high paid celebs and must be a fucking try hard loser brain washed by the machine telling them what to think and do, or just really out of touch.

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Charli D’Amelio See Through to Nipples at Coachella!
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2024

16

Apr

Salma Hayek is an Old Lady in a Bikini of the Day

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Salma Hayek is a very famous set of tits. She’s also very rich, at least you’d assume she was rich, since her husband’s family own all the luxury brands and also own the hot tits they see in the movies that they decide they want to breed in a point to the screen after seeing one of her movies and saying to “Daddy” or whatever they call their “Daddies” in France where they are from, probably somthing like “Pere or Papa”, see I speak French you fucks, but he goes “Papa, JE veux LES Seins sure le Television”…or some shit and daddy, being the billionaire tyrant sweat shop owning tyrant that he is makes it happen then buys her talent agency to further control the situation.

It happened, these tits did it….and here they are getting squirted on and sprayed down like an old lady car wash fetish video but fancier since it’s yacht shit.

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2024

16

Apr

Madisyn Shipman’s Self Produced Erotica of the Day

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We live in a time when girls don’t need to get cast or offered opportunities to do these half naked shoot for publications, they can do it them damn self at, like a middle-aged white trash mom trying to add spice to her life by hitting up the boudoir photo studio in the shitty strip mall in her shitty town to bring back to her shitty husband who drinks too much beer after working at the town factory all day, in hopes to add spice to their marriage like she sees on her daytime soaps thanks to being on disability.

Only in Madisyn Shipman’s case it’s more about making money and marketing herself by giving out boners, in hopes those boners give her all she ever wanted as an actor or singer or whatever the fuck she is.

I am just glad she has a photographer there shooting pics of her, rather than it being a fucking selfie.

Unless this is a selfie, just one with effort….who cares, she’s half naked and cockteasing right.

Posted in:Madisyn Shipman

2024

16

Apr

Perrie Edwards Slutty Video Shoot of the Day

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The only reason I know who Perrie Edwards is, is because of her insanely weird fanbase that potentially got my twitter deleted a bunch of years ago for posting about her or calling her a whore, which isn’t really saying much because most women are whores and that’s nothing to be ashamed of, it’s just how humans are wired to survive man….so stop being offended when your pussy is just making you do what it’s supposed to do to get by.

Anyway, she’s a UK popstar from a manufactured girl group with loyal fans who get you cancelled in an era before cancelling was cool. I’m OG cancelled.

She released a new album in her senior years and obviously her promotional tour around the album is stripped down, ass out, on the beach, clickbaiting because if she wants it to work, she’s gotta be a whore about it.

I am only posting this because I hate her fans, who won’t know I posted this, since I don’t update my Twitter since it’s been returned to me from Elon….

Posted in:Perrie Edwards

2024

16

Apr

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Tight pants are the only kind of pant I really endorse because if I can’t see an asshole wink while it is walking in front of me, then it feels like a waste of everything….

Tight pants allow me to see the asshole wink in front of me, which feels like the way it is supposed to be.

So here are some tight pants to keep the tight pant dream alive not that this post will have any impact on the future success or popularity of tight pants…

No girls are getting in tight pants to be featured here, but that is the FLAW in everything I’ve ever done, but this isn’t about me whining like a bitch, it’s about Tight Pants.