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2014

31

Jul

Another Fire Challenge Fail and Other Videos of the Day

Idiot Cyclist Gets Hit

Drunk Guy on a Scooter

Drunk Ukrainian Sales Girl in her Panties….

Footage of a Model Protestor Spreading her Vag in an Art Gallery

Obese Girl Chin Dancing…

Car Flies off Bridge in Thailand

Another Car Drives Off the Bridge

Dude Trying to IMpress a Chick – Fail

Dude Videos Michigan Security Tasing someone…and They Steal his Phone

Posted in:Videos

2014

31

Jul

Miranda Kerr Not Topless Enough of 7 for all Mankind of the Day

It is kind of funny to think that two homos are fighting over this girl, considering she’s not even that hot, and there are a million girls out there – that both of them could fuck – even the one who was married to her should know by now that she’s old fucking news. Even the brand that created her knows that she’s old news. She’s just a really really overrated…ex-Victoria’s secret hooker…which is kind of part of the job description, but they don’t really like to advertise it when said hooking happens with dudes who look 14…while you’re married…it’s bad for their “We are in every mall in America catering to everyone in America” branding…in fact they frown on you when you do that…and even fire you when you do that.

That said, she doesn’t need Victoria’s Secret, or Bieber or Orlando Bloom because she’s stillgetting work…this time topless for a Jeans company…just not topless enough because I can’t see her nipples.

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2014

31

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

This made me laugh. Basically a friend of mine on Facebook posted some bootleg shoes she got at Target, calling out the original designer, calling the shoes a #knockoff, only for the original designer to complement her shoes and post it on their website…idiots…social media isn’t social anymore – it’s corporate…not that you care…we’re all bunch of robots anyway….robots who don’t seem to be sending me nearly enough vagina pics…

Here are some morning links…

Babe Dancing to Pump Up the Jam
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14 Smooth-Ass Dogs….
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Slutty Glamour Models Kissing Each Other
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Ali Wentworth Talks About Her Dry Vagina
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Michigan Man Dies After Vehicle Crashes into House Filled with Bees
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Comicon 2014 – Cosplay Round Up
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY AND READY TO TEACH YOU ALL THEY KNOW!!
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS – NAKED GIRLS – MASTURBATING GIRLS – #GIRLS!
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James Franco Tries to Get Stephen Colbert to Break Character, Fails
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10 Hotel Signs….
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Kate Upton Thinks She’s Hotter Than She Is….
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Alicia Keys is Pregnant Again – To Justify Her Shitty Body
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

31

Jul

Marissa Seraphin Lingerie Shoot for Alessandro Casagrande of the Day

Marissa Seraphin is some model you’ve probably never heard of. From my extensive research, she’s an American Apparel model, which pretty much means she was one of the American Apparel hot, young and awesome employee who worked in one of the stores like the other cool kids in her town, who submitted pics in their corporate sexting campaign with the company owner…leading to some ads that were seen by a lot of people, but that they weren’t paid for…which doesn’t fucking matter..

What matters is that she makes up a very important part of our society. She represents the future of girls. Who grew up on porn and who don’t think getting naked is a big deal…

Because it is not a big deal.

You see, in my era, getting a tit pic would have been fucking hell, it was before digital, you needed a polaroid and the girl would destroy said polaroid and the kind of girl was questionable..now, the hot chicks who wouldn’t fuck you back then, are the girls getting naked…it’s awesome.

Photographer is ALESSANDRO CASAGRANDE – he’s good.

Posted in:Marissa Seraphin

2014

30

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I never went to Film School…or any school for that matter…but I do convince girls to let me video tape their tits…so I guess I’m self taught and doing it better than any film school grad working at McDonalds…I like to thank my ability to talk to fat girls and skinny girls…and all girls….about the bulkiness of their vaginas without them feeling insecure about the bulkiness of their vaginas…only for them to who me the bulkiness of their vaginas…proving that the only education you need is being sleazy…and loving vagina…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Lots of Hot Booty..
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Top Schwarzenegger Faces
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Beyonce’s Back in Love – Her Favortie Hue is Jay Z
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Kylie Jenner – Following Kim’s Lead
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Towie Star – Topless Tanning
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#FireChallenge Makes me Laugh – Because Idiots Make me Laugh
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Lea Michele On Set – Disgusting
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SLUT OF THE DAY
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Jessica Alba Bikini in Maxim
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Mom Legs in Leggings
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Lea Michele’s Busted Face on Set of Sons of Anarchy
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Jennifer Lawrence is Single
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Lucy Hale in Shorts….
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Hayley Orrantia in a Purple Bikini of the Day
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Beiber is Petty…and Deserves to Be Beat
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Top 10 Questionable Hotels
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George ZImmerman – Security Guard
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Leo Running With a Water Gun Topless is Ridiculous
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Pool Party Hack
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I love This Walmart Blowjob Story
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Ashley Greene Paid By Target to Shop at Target
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A Lot of Hot Asses Tanning
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25 Best Hope Solo Pics
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The Truth About Pure Bred Dogs
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Kim Kardashian Made Out With Her Brother
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TOWIE Topless
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Robyn Lawley – Plus Sized Model
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Best News Bloopers
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Miranda Kerr is On Some Promo Tour
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Sarah Palin Launches her Own TV Network
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Abigail Ratchford Titties Bouncing on Instagram
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Sexy Rock Formations!
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How Much Sleep Do You Need
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Top 10 Celebs Who Fail at Marriage
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Olivia Wilde – On the Mean Streets – Boring as Fuck
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Ireland Baldwin is a Monster
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Lily Allen – Bikini – Disaster
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Horrible Nipple Tattoos
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Jessica Alba in Maxim
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Here’s a No Name Girl You’ll Want to Fuck
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Pam Anderson – Ass Flash
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Throwback to Cindy Crawford Naked
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Eliza Doolittle Belly
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Katy Perry Bullshit Interview
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Anais Zanotti Bikini Pics
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Lily Allen Bikini Pics
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Kimberly Garner has a Good Ass
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Greek Slut in Lingerie
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Kate Uptin’s Hottest Moments
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Boat Ramp Fail!
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Julianne Hough Ass
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Jameis Winston is the Criminal Athlete of the Day
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Megan Fox at a Movie Premiere
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Never Pause a Disney Movie – They are Scary
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Scary Girls With ABS
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Kate Upton Says Growing Up Pretty Was Hard
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Nude Models Getting Body Painted
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Gifs of Animals Judging You
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Sunny Leone in a Revealing Dress….
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY AND READY TO TEACH YOU ALL THEY KNOW!!
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Fat Girl Making Herself Puke
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Cassie and Naomi Campbell on Diddy’s Boat
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Window Peeper!
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Zoe Saldana Pre-Pregnancy Nudes…
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Shake that Juicy Ass
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS – NAKED GIRLS – MASTURBATING GIRLS – #GIRLS!
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Girl’s Playing With Pussy on Plane
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Cam Girl of the Day
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WHEN GIRLS SQUIRT – YOU FUCKING OWN THEM
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Taiwan’s Sex Themed Restaurant
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This girl is too Cute to be Doing This..
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Eva Green in the Sin City Red Band Trailer
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The Story of a Girl and Her Asshole
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Last Longer in Bed….
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Sexy Amateur Workout!
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Hot Chick Named Adison Giving Boners
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All the Cable Nudity You Need!
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Library Ass Flash
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Celebrity Sex Tapes
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Hey Ladies – Vote on my Friend’s Romance Summer Survery!
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SEE CAM GIRLS AT STEPGIRLCAMS

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

30

Jul

Lily Allen Takes a Swim Less Fat with Hard Nipples of the Day

The highlight of my Lily Allen career was from back when I was a lot meaner and I saw her as some fat chick who was over-hyped thanks to nepotism. She had announced that she was pregnant with some dude she was going to marry, then they broke up, and a week later she had a miscarriage. So I ran with that little bit of gossip and called her out on having an abortion. Which turns out is something feminists, girls who have had abortions, which is pretty much every girl, and girls who have miscarriages don’t like…especially when they are Lily Allen fans…even though it was funny content…

I mean I didn’t trick Lily Allen into making millions of dollars being famous, I didn’t push her into being a fat public figure with an audience. I didn’t set her up to be made fun of. Because not everything the media shove down our throat is good and not everything they shove down our throat deserves to be celebrated…Sometimes they are shitty people, with shitty content, doing shitty things, that deserve to be shit on…

ANyway, she ended up having kids, clearly her abortion wasn’t destructive enough to stop her from reproducing, and for some reason she looks better than she did before she had kids. Maybe because she realized she was a dumpy pile of shit..up on some Lena Dunham Shit…who needed to get her act together if ever she wanted to be a popstar…that she obviously wanted to be. Otherwise she would have worked behind the scenes.

Now she’s on some kick, where she mocks popstars, the girls she wants to be. A lot like I mocked her abortion, proving that Lily Allen is as horrible a person as me…so what I was doing to her was no different than what she does to Miley…as she simulates the twerk on stage…her teasing is part of her stage show…

Like laughing at her sloppy ass, even after all the working out and trying to be fit…while wearing a bikini…is part of my stage show…this stage show….

Here are the pics of this garbage….looking like garbage…cuz she’s too old for this bikini business even if she’s in better shape than she’s ever been…which if you know Lily Allen…isn’t saying much.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lily Allen

2014

30

Jul

Miley Cyrus Handjob Grip of the Day

Everyone freaks out about Miley showing her asshole to the world through bad, skinny ass cheek, white girl twerk. You know when she’s not “Freeing the Nipple”…for a campaign that she feels is socially relevant because she likes showing the world her nipples even though the world doesn’t care…but I think her most offensive work to date hasn’t been grinding a married dude at an award shot. It was not spitting on her fans…or killing off her dog…or proving her team are drone puppets who do what they say. It was not destroying the youth with her bad influence…and shitty candy-coated content they eat up…

The most offensive thing to date has been this picture of her showing off her grimy little hand in a grimy little hand job position.

This is the equivalent of her simulating a blow job, as she’s done, only it looks far more abrasive…bitch needs to moisturize or take care of those farm hand looking things…seriously…this is the worst I’ve seen her…I’ve had better looking hand jobs from homeless chicks who used the slimy greasy sludge filth from not washing as lube…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

30

Jul

Plus Sized Model Robyn Lawley Gets Naked for Coal Mining of the Day

It’s hardly getting naked – if I can’t see labia…

I mean cropping out the pussy and nipples is pretty much the same was wearing clothes…

Maybe if this plus-sized model took a minute away from eating donuts, she’d realize…that if she really wants to protest naked…she may want to try showing the world her naked…instead of this nonsense…

This is what she had to say:

Woke up this morning to find out that our Environmental minister and the abbott government have approved what will be the biggest mine of Australia “Carmichael mine will cover an area seven times that of Sydney Harbour. The only way to get coal out of Carmichael mine is via the Great Barrier Reef. Millions of tonnes of seabed will have to be dredged and dumped in the World Heritage Area to make way for port expansions to service this mega-mine. Minister Hunt knew the company behind the mine, Adani, had a dirty track record. In India, Adani has been investigated and fined for illegally building on villagers’ land and destroying protected mangrove areas. An investigation by the Karnataka anti-corruption ombudsman exposed Adani Enterprises’ active involvement in large-scale illegal exports of iron ore at its port, resulting in “huge” economic losses to the Government. Documents seized from Adani’s offices revealed the company was paying cash bribes to port officials, customs, police and local pollies in exchange for “undue favour for illegal exports”. Heres some more facts about this particular mine 28 thousand hectares big, taking over 20 thousand hectares of native bushland 4 x fossil fuel emissions than the country of New Zealand 12 billion liters of water per year with the coal mine to have a lifespan of 90 years the extinction of the black throated finch for a mine owned by Adani- Instead of joining countries such as Germany and introducing more renewable energy to protect our great land for us and future generations, we continue to go backwards. Coal is soon going to be a dead commodity only bought buy irresponsible countries who do not care about climate change and the damage on the world. I’m shocked and feel powerless so I decided to get people to read this one way or another, we have to stop them…..before its too late

Blah…Blah…Blah…Shut the fuck up with your politics…as Fascinating as they are……Here’s another pic of her big size 16 model body…even though fat girls don’t exist to me.

Posted in:Robyn Lawley

2014

30

Jul

Raquel Zimmermann Naked for LOVE MAGAZINE of the Day

Raquel Zimmermann is naked in the latest issue of LOVE MAGAZINE

Turns out I don’t like Raquel Zimmermann….

At all…she’s big, scary and german and I’m not into this at all…

But the good thing about nudity in fashion is that I’ll always post it…especially with bush…even if it’s too trimmed to be considered bush…

See more of the amazing issue at LOVE MAGAZINE

Posted in:Raquel Zimmermann