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2016

03

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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You people are all so useless, but why am I reading your statuses and every thought that enters your boring mind….

It’s this blackhole of internet distraction – sucking me into your nonsense….but luckily…I take time out to make girls love me:

I also told a feminist friend of mine that she shouldn’t worry about rape culture because she’s not the kind of girl anyone would want to rape…and she took offense…so I said…”so you want to be the kind of girl who gets raped”….and she got confused…

WHAT ARE YOU DOING DAY 3 of BLACK HISTORY MONTH??

Here are some stepLINKS…

So Much Crazy Booty
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Nick Jonas Moved From Kate Hudson to Lily Collins – AIDS for Everyone….
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Christie Brinkley’s Flashback Bikini Pics
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Helen Mirren is Wasted
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Fast and Furious – 8,9,10,11 Revealed
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If Movies Ended When Someone Says Title….
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There’s a Movie Called Millennials
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Kim K and Hilary Clinton…
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Shark Eats Other Shark
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Kendra Wilkinson’s Gotta Take a Shit
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Pascal Craymer White Panties
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Overrated Actress of the Day
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Gangstas bring Guns to McDonalds Drive Thru…
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Kate Winslet is all For Leo
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Angelina Jolie Hates Selena Gomez
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The Guy in Oasis Hates Adele!!
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Naomi Watt’s House…is Too Nice
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People Share their Run-Ins with the Coppers
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Daisy Lowe – See Through
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Some Dude’s Weird Revenge on his Cheating Ex
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Snowball Machine Gun
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ALpha Shoulder Exercises
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49 Epic Super Bowl Food Displays for Superbowl 50
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Kate Beckinsale Out Shopping
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Madonna Thinks Guy Ritchie is Brainwashing their Son….
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Hot Instagram Girl of the Day….
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10 Little known Nazi Doctors…
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Super Bowl Party Hacks You’re Going to Want to Know About
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Penelope Cruz at a Zoolander Premiere
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Blonde Strips and Masturbate
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Some Tinashe Chick Boring in Some Shoot
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18 Gifs with Unexpected Endings
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Insane People Who Sold Their Bodies for Super Bowl Tickets
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Dakota Johnson Boring for Some Shoot
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Shanina Shaik – Behind the Scenes
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Top 10 Closing SHots of All Time
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Slut of the Day
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Skier Takes a Wrong Turn…
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Natasha Henstridge Tits…
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John Travolta for OJ Simpson….
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Teen Mom Jenelle in a Bikini
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Girls into Sports!
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Lesbian Lunch
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Big Booty Brazilian Booty…
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So Many Slutty Cam Girls Who Get Naked For Free….It’s Addictive…You’ve Been Warned…
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Emma is a Slut….
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1 Guy 1 Mousetrap…..
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Big Tits – Big Amazing Tits…
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Drunk Girl Peeing in a Tent….
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Toothbrush Sex….
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Sammt Braddy Big Tits…
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Stick Fight….
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Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies – Naked Selfies of Sluts…
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2016

03

Feb

Kate Upton’s Humping the Air of the Day

This is pretty disturbing….I mean when you think of Kate Upton as the pig with sloppy tits that she turned herself into…before being mocked by everyone enough that she looked in the mirror and said “I guess my tits aren’t enough for these bastards, I better use my millions to get toned”…

I like to think this is a win for Body Shamers everywhere, and for Kate Upton, because she’s got the audience, she might as well be hot as fuck for them, and embracing her body for the obesity and broad back she was in unacceptable…so let’s just let her hump it out…hump it out…hump it out…

I guess this isn’t as funny as Rihanna only selling 460 copies of her album no one knew she released…which seems like a set up….or a lie…or intentional…obviously…this is Rihanna…

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2016

03

Feb

Chloe Moretz at the Pool with a White Guy of the Day

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When looking at Chloe Moretz in her bikini photohsoot with herself on vacation in Mexico, where she’s integrated some white guy to distract from the recent gossip that she was fucking Chance the Rapper…I am forced to wonder one very important thing about her 18 year old existence and that is…what is the biggest thing besides a dick that she’s put inside her vagina…since turning 18, obviously…perverts….

She’s boring, I wonder what shade her asshole is…

That’s all for now…stay tuned more insight from me…

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2016

03

Feb

Alba’s Mouth for the Necrophiliac Rape Fetishists of the Day

If you focus on the first 5 seconds of this video, you can imagine that Jessica Alba is dead, we call it DEADFACE – which is conveniently the only way you’ll every get your dick close to her and the chances of you working the morgue her corpse will be at is slim to none…so take it in necrophiliacs, this marketing puppet and her dead face, half open mouth is all you need for what I assume is one of your more normal fantasies in your life filled with weirdness…

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2016

03

Feb

Fat Shannon Doherty Ass for Old Times of the Day

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Shannon Doherty is old as fuck. I guess she didn’t get the Botox memo that all the other celebrities get into at the age of 18….Maybe it’s because she doesn’t work anymore…it was 90210 in the 90s and that’s pretty much it, throw in the towel, live off the land, go back to her roots….of before she was a super famous bitch on a super famous show…we call that irrelevance…aged irrelevance…but I’ll still loook at her ass in leggings because aged irrelevance is my porn…

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2016

03

Feb

Alessandra Ambrosio Whores Out for Shoes of the DAy

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Alessandra Ambrosio is too old for this kind of behavior…sure she’s the original Victoria’s Secret model from Brazil…I mean besides 60% of the other models they’ve used from Brazil…but she’s still too old for this model shit…

I may not be into Alessandra Ambrosio, but I do find it interesting that as a Brazilian, there is a 92% chance that she’s got a dick and that her kids she had as a good Catholic girl were bought in some Brazilian village…with Victoria’s Secret money….I mean if that was the case, it’d make her more interesting….than her breast implants do…

I guess this one’s for the foot fetishists – they love all feet…

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2016

03

Feb

Selena Gomez Sluts Up for W Magazine of the Day

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Steven Klein is the photographer behind this Selena Gomez on the beach, in bikini, pushing her tits together…or as I like to call her – Dying of Lupus – possibly getting Chemotherapy as she likes to tell people….maybe even in these pics…because that’s the level of extreme her Chemo is…you know the kind that doesn’t make you feel sick, call in sick and allows you to drink and party like you’re not even sick…but when said…sounds so intense, scary….dramatic…

I think he’s trolling us, because he went so aggressive on the filters or coloring he did in the pics, it’s gotta be his artistic prank on us all saying, fuck you instagram for replacing our work, our lives, our jobs…you know a parody, a shut the fuck up, because he’s a huge photographer and knows how to take a pic…

This is definitely his fuck you to the industry, and what better way than to use Selena Gomez in a bikini to make people mad…

It’s like chill the fuck out on this filtering…we want nice images not fucking clown colors…it’s annoying…but the world fucking loves the shitty cartoon-like coloring…so he’ll give us fucking filters…which in and of itself is substantially more interesting that this bottom feeder Selena Gomez in a bikini…trying to be slutty.

Other than that, it’s a great fucking shoot…best of the year…other than the filters that are on purpose and kind of funny and I guess other than Selena, it has a vibe of authenticity, especially with the paparazzi in the background of one of the pics…more real, so we know it’s a fashion shoot and it feels like a Behind the Scenes, which is where the internet is taking us…to one giant documentary of each other…rather than fake bullshit staged crappy commercial stock image looking bullshit pictures with faces beautified so hard bitch looks like a cartoon….they break the fourth wall…so I dig it…because I prefer real…even with one of the most fake of bitches…but I don’t dick it…because I don’t want lupus dick…

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2016

03

Feb

Kendall Jenner Sluts Up for Love Magazine of the Day

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I guess Kendall Jenner is in Love Magazine again. I figure they just did a photoshoot with all the girls from their Advent Calendar last fall, that they’ll release over the year in their magazine, because why bother coordinating with these people when you get them for a day to do the one cool thing the magazine does every year….

So get the social media whore to show up, milk the social media whore, feed into her rich kid ego, and hopefully she’ll plug you on social media so your company gets more followers and becomes higher profile..

That’s the only reason people are working with her, she’s not that hot, I can’t imagine she’s that good, because everything she does is shit, but peeople follow her bullshit…so latch the fuck onto it when you can like Love Magazine is doing….it’s good for business…some young spoiled rich kid…overrated slut is good for fucking business.

What a joke..

There were other garbage overrated fame whore trash that the media likes – and that I think should be taken out back and shot – in the form of Gigi Hadid never too far from Kendall, Selena Gomez never too far from dying of Lupus and Emily Rat-Cow never too far from doing any media to remind people she happened…cuz she’s done…

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2016

03

Feb

Candice Swanepoel Still Does Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel still does Victoria’s Secret, it’s really all she fucking knows. It’s the only job she’s really had, and since they saved her from South AFrican black crimes against racist slave driving white people, and HIV…so much HIV….but giving her a work Visa and celebrity…she owes it to them…

She’s currently engaged, but that doesn’t mean she hasn’t fucked countless rich dudes while dating her gay looking fiance…she’s pushing 30…and still has a rocking fucking body..but I still find her totally fucking boring….

We live in a world that being hot and half naked is enough to get noticed, followed or a like…but to really have impact…bitch needs a personality…or maybe I’m just low testosterone and not enough of a caveman to think “girls are just pussy, this girl is good pussy, even if this pussy is diseased, I’ll conquer it like a fucking primate”….and I’m all sensitive and shit, thinking “please do something more than the same fucking thing you’ve always done – 9 years later”….because I can just cross reference those pics, when she was young and better…why would I want to look at her at 30 doing it…when I have access to her youth…ya know…I know..

But then again, Victoria’s Secret, like everything have taken a cue from instagram and made their traditionally typical, the exact same shoots, for the same product shoots, more snapshot feelin’ and real…I mean bitch is actually smiling and having fun…weird..

The “Easter Egg” in these pics is the one with her wrinkled faceand double CHIN…just how we like our models…

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2016

03

Feb

Khloe Kardashian Can’t Fool Me of the Day

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I don’t care what level of expensive surgery a girl gets, or what level of professional make-up artist who probably deserves to be doing gallery shows of their work, because they make these Kardashian monsters look like they are china dolls…but its a wolves in sheep’s clothing…

I don’t care what what I would assume is 1500 dollars a day on hair, 1500 a day on make-up, 10,000 dollars a month on fillers in her face, and 8 hours a day in the gym, to look like this plastic shit…..

It’s not impressive to me to have money to spend on bullshit, genetically she’s a fucking monster, and if she puts this much into her look, she’s clearly got a personality to match…

Anything they do to her….may make her look tolerable for a rapper to jerk off on her…because rappers are into stripper looking girls who are also monsters who look just like this…it’s all over the social media…no thanks to this garbage family..but this is money invested in vapid, fleeting lies….that looking like this is a good thing, that buying your face is a good thing, and that can’t be much of a benefit of society…in both the girls following this lifestyle….and the wasted money that they could put to good use but instead pile up and spend on their asshole trashy new money selves…

SHE’S NOT FUCKING HUMAN!!!

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2016

03

Feb

Creepy Guy Stalks Women in Orlando and Other Videos of the Day

Flying Kick of the Day

Thug Attacks Pharmacist

Monkey Steals Lunch

Gun Pulled on McDonald’s Worker – I Call Fake

Chick at the Beach – Masturbating

Student Gets Fucked Up

Falling Ice of the Day

Disturbing Video of Mom Getting Fucked in Front of What Looks Like Her Kids….

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2016

03

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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People are such fucking whining idiots.

I keep hearing random people whining about being harassed online by dudes after they do something stupid like attack them on the internet…which is the same as being harassed online, only it is instigating the harassing because they don’t agree with their politics or what they’ve deemed appropriate…or the right way…and crying when there is a reaction…..

I am old school internet and I believe in it being a place of anonymity. Not a soap box for your ego to feel like you’re Barbara Walters or Michael Moore on some documentarian social justice warrior front lines….

I don’t believe in putting your information online, because you want the glory and picking fights with people that may go sour and end with you getting harassed online by their audience…or even by then…

I figure if you play with fire, you’re going to get burned, especially when you’re the one instigating the fight for the moral benefit of the fucking world….

I have done the “google a person” and show them I know who they are when they attack me, and I’ve had it done to me. I’ve had people threaten to kill me because I called their favorite actress a fucking pig. I’ve had some of these people I talk about throw drinks in my face. I accept what I do and I accept the consequences and I’ve said if I get shot doing it, it’s my own fucking fault….and it will put me out of my misery…

I’ve always known that the world has crazy people…who would kill for less that me making fun of their favorite starlet..and those crazy people find other crazy people on the internet like you find pussy on a tinder date…it’s just available…

So policing the internet is a fight on our freedom and if you just shut the fuck up and let people do their thing, they’re not going to find you and virtually rape you….

I don’t walk around cities handing out my name and address to EVERY single person I see, but these people basically do that on the internet….

Trolling is a two way street…

Let’s keep it pure, keep the trolling alive, this fight to make it Utopia, flowers and happiness, is fascist in and of itself…if we all have to like each other…we might as well kill ourselves now…

That Said, you’re all a bunch of fucking whiners. WHAT ARE YOU DOING DAY 3 of BLACK HISTORY MONTH??

Here are some morning links…

So Much Underboob
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Elizabeth Banks in her Power Rangers Gear
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Nicola Peltz – Sheer Shit
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Hilary Duff Finalized Divorce
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The World’s Biggest Hammock
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Tila Tequila’s Custody Battle
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Kate Hudson Book
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Her Name is Liz – She’s Lovely
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Big Fucking Tits
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Pretending to Work at Target
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Puddle of Mudd Guy Seems like a Win
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Sexy Snow
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Bad Lip Reading of the NFL 2016
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Snowball Machine GUn!
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2016

02

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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When asked what I did today, I didn’t really have an answer, everyday is really a series of nothing in this vast Groundhog Day, that is like Groundhog day…I was thinking “Well, I sat”…”I made fun of my wife”….”I sexted”….”oh I know”…..so excitedly I said

“I made a great status on facebook wondering why no pornstars in squirt porn have ever named themselves Farrah Faucet”….she didn’t laugh…”to which I explained, get it, faucet, golden shower, right?”….

So that’s pretty much my greatest achievement of the day…oh I also asked a plastic surgeon why girls get tit implants and not pussy implants…

That said, WHAT ARE YOU DOING DAY 2 of BLAck HISTORY MONTH!!

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Here are some stepLINKS

Huge Tits Busting Out of Shirts
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Weird Food Surgeon Video
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Lady GAga is Going to Yodel the National ANthem at Superbowl
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Gillian Anderson’s Tits in a Bra
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Lindsay Pelas – Huge Tits
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Amber Rose and Kim K are BFFs
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Vanity Fair Hollywood Issue Sucks Dick Like Leo
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Maria Menounos Old Botox Face and Her Tits
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Girl With Dimples
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Clooney’s Wife Has Skinny Legs
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Jamie Pressly LIVES!
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Jenna Dewan ALmost Flashes Tit
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Nina Dobrev in a Bathing Suit….
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Daisy Lowe See Through
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Wanted Dude on FB Gets Trolled By Internet – Because the Internet is Mean
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Fan Girls
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Steph Seymour is in Rehab
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Vanessa Hudgens Thanks Her Fans
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Anne Hathaway Pregnant Monster
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Cara Delevingne See Through Shirt…
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Kat Del Toro is Awesome
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Brad Cooper and Irina – Still On
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Some Chick Named Teresa Palmer’s Ass
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Mom trains Black Child to Steal UPS package
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Fame Whore of the Day
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Babes at the Pride and Prejudice Premiere
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Wonky Greek Tits
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Emrata Tit in a Bikini
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Some Chick Named Nicola Robers Bikini Top
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Confronting the Asshole Neighbor
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Lady Gaga is DOing a Grammy Tribute to David Bowie
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Rita Ora’s Naked in a magazine
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Shanina Shaik in a Cutout Dress
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Rims Get Repossessed
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Slut of the DAy
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Liz Banks is in Power Rangers Movie
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Huge Tits!
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1 Guy 1 Mousetrap
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Some Slut Named Sandy Summers Slut
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Random Tumblr Porn
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WWE Sunny Gets Cum On Her Face in Her Sex Tape
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So Many Slutty Cam Girls Who Get Naked For Free….It’s Addictive…You’ve Been Warned…
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Bored Blonde Masturbates
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Coast Guard Rescues Sex Doll Found Drifting
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WOman with Tits on her Back – Finds Love
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Mexican Cops Run from Cartel
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Lesbians…
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Some Chick Named Sophie Dee Masturbating
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Fucked in a Park
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Some Near Perfect Breasts
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Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies – Naked Selfies of Sluts…
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2016

02

Feb

Candice Huffine Topless in Mexico of the Day

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Candice Huffine is a model with Muse Management in New York.

She’s been in Vogue, Some Jonas Brother’s Video, She did ads for Mango, and I know what you’re thinking, she’s fucking huge…and huffing is appropriate because it’s the sound she makes when she stands up to walk to the fridge for more cake or ice cream, struggling to get enough oxygen in….or maybe this is typo and she’s actually named Heifer, but that is mean, and insensitive and not celebratory in this body positive era of girl trying to kill herself slowly through eating, but confident enough to get naked on the beach, which I guess is nothing compared to having the balls, or in this case udders to get naked when casting for campaigns for swimwear lines….but I guess she’s going politically correctness on her side…

So here are some pics of her big fat chick tits…body shame…because this is unacceptable product of body positivity speaking to a sick and fat market….and I don’t care how fat you are, you can’t prefer buying product this pig is peddling.

I like the action shot.

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2016

02

Feb

Irina Shayk’s in a Dress for Vogue Turkey of the Day

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Earlier today, I was watching some Turkish Oil wrestling, which is one of the gayest displays in heterosexuality in terms of wrestling, even gayer than regular oiled up half naked wrestling….and now we’re looking at Vogue Turkey’s Irina Shayk spread, because she’s pretty perfect, just not to Brad Cooper who was probably tired of paying her 100k a week for sex, and played off their recent breakup as his mom not liking her. That’s way more sweet and cute to his female fans who probably hate Irina Shayk for being perfect and with their man, you know distracting them from the fact he fucks Russian hookers, and refocusing it on him being a Mommy’s Boy….moms love that shit..

Clever marketing…and it works for Irina Shayk also, I mean rich dudes love fucking girls A List celebs have fucked, it makes them seem worth the price, you know the higher quality client list she’s got, the more she can command…becuase looks alone don’t make the whore, there’s a whole science behind their work, career, social life, vacation spots that set the pics..

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