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2016

24

Aug

YesJulz Tits of the Day

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YesJulz is actually named Julieanna Goddard. She’s let social media get to her big head – after moving down to Miami from wherever to become a club promoter, VIP room worker, shameless self promoter….and I guess in attempting to next level the career, despite having scammed countless deals from countless brands as the self-proclaimed “queen of snapchat” making that money – but not getting anywhere bigger with her big ass….she wants to be a Kardashian, she wants your validation, she wants to be the actual biggest deal, not the biggest deal because she forces it down throats…

So she released a sex tape…that sucked and made her less attractive than when I already thought was unattractive to begin with…but that black dudes liked because it was white and they were drunk….you know, because she’s a boss not a slut…until being a slut is more lucrative…

THIS IS THE SEX TAPE ….

And today…I came across the tit pics…it’s like put your clothes on girl and be a marketing exec, getting those marketing dollars, with self respect…this putting your tits out there cuz you want your tits out there is just fucking bottom feeding and a bad influence on the idiot kids who must follow her…irresponsible…we don’t need another Kardashian…put some damn clothes on…

Don’t worry, it’s not her fault…she’s adopted…

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2016

24

Aug

Jenna Dewan-Tatum in Fuck me Boots in Beverly Hills of the Day

I wonder if this is Jenna Dewan-Tatum in the remake of Pretty Woman, you know since they remake every fucking movie, instead of encouraging retard kids to just watch the goddamn original, and investing their money in making new movies….assholes..

Or maybe Jenna Dewan-Tatum is just living like Julia Roberts, average level hotness, but in fuck me boots, looking good enough to fuck, not to mention she landed the “hottest guy in hollywood”…who’s agent once told me he’d show up to their house and he’d answer the door totally naked…and try to have a naked dance party….and this is the girl he married….clearly into naked dance parties…as long as the guys have money…

She, like Channing, is a pro dancer, which means a great fuck and as we know there are only two real jobs for pro dancers and that’s stripping or Hollywood, I like to think she did a bit of both…

She was a “back-up dancer” who’s backup was dirty dancing – and now she’s an actor…and mom…having been married for 7 years…and I guess she looks good enough

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2016

24

Aug

USA Olympic Gold Basktball Team Going Crazy in Mykonos of the Day

The nice thing about Athletes is that they aren’t rapey / rappy / rape rappy.

Not once have I heard a story about paying some 19 year old kid from the ghetto millions of dollars because they are good at what would seem like a stupid fucking skill, one a half retard would be patted on the back from…”Look Ma’ I can get this here ball in that their hoop”…”good boy retard jimmy, you fucking retard….no go back out there and leave me the fuck alone…I shoulda got a retard abortion the second I realized I made a retard”….

That’s not to say all athletes are rapey, especially not your heros, your olympic Gold medalists, but they do like to party like the lamest fucking rappers ever….champagne showers by the pool cuz we won….so we went to Mykonos the most homoerotic of the Greek Isles…

But I guess based on this video of them splashing each other and throwing each other with no chicks…no fucking chicks for an Olympic gold medal team..is as homoerotic as you can get without putting dicks in you..

It’s not gay – it’s team building…

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2016

24

Aug

Massage Girls Go Through Intense Training and Other stepNEWS of the Day

Resident Buried Under Rubble of Italian Earthquake

Sinkhole in China

Mob Attacks a Couple Who Asked them to Get off Their Car

Seal Hops on Boat to Avoid Orca Hunt

Farmers Looking for their Drunk Friend the Day After

Dog Abuser Gets Beat in China

A Dad and his Gag Reflex

Failed Suicide Save Attempt

Dying Rat in China Gets Revenge

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2016

24

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s one of those days where my hoards of fans didn’t wake me up to countless Vagina pics, It must be because last night was taco tuesday and they spend the night scooping shit off their pussy lips due to their explosive diarrhea – you know the way you’d want the pussy of your hoards of fans to be after taco tuesday….

I guess what I’m saying is that I don’t have hoards of fans..but I do have links..

Women’s Volleyball Erotica
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Famous People Fucking Love Hillary Clinton
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A Woman’s Guide to Wood Working
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Victoria’s Secret Shoot in Paris
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Bella and Gigi Hadid Tits
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Vin and the Rock Feud was a WWE Stunt
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The History of Sriracha
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I find this Mariah Carey story hilarious
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Girls Who Like Sports
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Someone Let a Pornstar Touch their Kid
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2016

24

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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Having a conversation with a girl about how she only got her period at 19 – because she was anorexic thanks to her mom starving her to get her into child acting…would be more erotic if I was getting a blowjob when she was telling me the story…

Having people get mad at me for saying the hooker I fucked had a Bruce Jenner Pussy….is just a reminder of how insensitive people are to girls with tranny looking pussy.

Having nothing better to talk about is a general theme of my life…

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Dolly Parton Big Titty Erotica
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Kim Kardashian Tight Dress
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Angeliquee Morgan is a Terrifying Looking Hooker
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Mariah Carey – Doesnt Like Beyonce Music
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Some Chick Named Rachel Platten in See Through
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Jessica Alba – Sweaty Cleavage
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Abigail Ratchford – Huge Tits
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Road Rage of the Day
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Slutty Cosplayers…
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Jennifer Garner Working Out Isn’t Hot
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DMX has 15 Kids
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Laura Cremaschi – Loses Her Top
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Gandalf Won’t Officiate Weddings
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Conor McGregor Post Fight Interview
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Pixie Lott – Tight Shirt
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Ola Jordan Nipple Car Wash
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Some Whore Takes Out the Trash in her Underwear
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Shootout at the Gas Station
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Amy Schumer TIts Over Tampa
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Rhian Sugden in a Bikini
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The Awkward Supercut
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This Arielle Kebbel Girl is Hot
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The Battery that’s Lasted 176 Years
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Jennifer Lawrence is Top Paid Actress
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Naya Rivera in a Weird One Piece Bathing Suit Dress
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Rosie Huntington is Hot
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Couple Climbs the Highest Construction Site in the World
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Christina Milian Fame-Whoring Them Big MOm TITs
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A Bunch of Fan Girls
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Gross Naked German Monster
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The Lion Dog!
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Feminist Dyke VS the Patriarchy
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Festival Fuck
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2016

23

Aug

Bella Thorne Kisses a Girl of the Day

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Obviously…this was bound to happen.

This girl is a master of this shit, she’s just got it all figure out – how simple minded men are – that the less slutty approach gets way more response if there’s a level of slutty in it – becuase being spread pussied on her insta wouldn’t leave anything for the imagination – it’d just be gratuitous – but showing tits in a top, ass in tight pants or shorts, dancing and squatting and swimming is all innocent fun…and pervert dudes love innocent fun…just keep giving them a little taste and they keep coming back for more…

It’s got to the point of girl on girl kiss – I feel like I’m at a college party in the 1990s when this behavior first came to my attention – “girls kiss girls for guys to get horny and fuck them – only to be called rapists the next day”….fascinating…

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2016

23

Aug

Stella Maxwell’s Secret Nipple of the Day

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You need superhero vision to spot this one, which is probably not a big deal to you, because you’re the kind of loser who sees nipples in even the thickest sweater. It’s part delusional weirdo, part really fucking horny, and it’s 30 percent accurate, but that’s good enough, because as long as your virgin loser ass sees a nipple, it doesn’t matter if it’s really there…it’s not like you have any friends to cross reference it with, except maybe like-minded weirdos from whatever internet chat group you exist on, in which case they probably see that nipple too…because they are as pathetic as you…

Now here’s Stella eating that pussy croissant like a pussy…because girl….she eats pussy like a croissant…assuming that she actually ate out Miley in her quest to become the next it-girl model – despite at the time – not being hot…but now…she’s got it going on…it just takes money, success, small implants, a lesbian scandal and hanging out with other models who hook you up to actually make it…

Victoria’s Secret is doing their Michael Bay Holiday commercial in Paris…and this is the glimpse into it featuring Stella Maxwell..

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Here life is this mall brand….

Here’s Elsa Hosk – who is hotter than Stella Maxwelll

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Posted in:SFW|Stella Maxwell

2016

23

Aug

17 Year Old Lily Rose Depp for Chanel of the Day

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I wonder how she got this job?

I mean the good news is that she’s a hot 17 year old, I don’t know if you’re legally allowed to say that…but I’ll assume you are…since people are casting her as a model…

Plus, she has a EURO passport where migrants are fucking 12 year olds, and legally you can fuck 14 or 16 year old girls, at least in France, because they tan topless and that’s enough to make a dude go crazy…

So as long as you’re in France, you can sexualize these, for the rest of you Americans, she is American…so chill the fuck out…

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Here’s her mom doing the same campaign in 1991…You sick fucks…you disgust me…

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Posted in:Lily Rose Depp|SFW

2016

23

Aug

Phoebe Price Nipple Slip of the Day

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Phoebe Price is my girl…so we don’t need to point and laugh at her…we need to celebrate her and adore her and laugh with her and love with her and her massive breasts and redheaded nipples…because she’s something special…

That something special is an instagram type model – before instagram existed. The kind of girl who understood that dressing wild and having personality and being loud – in front of the bored paparazzi would get her in magazines and as time went out – she slowing became more and more famous – just never actually famous…

That doesn’t mean she’s not famous to me, she’s perfect, she’s lovely, she’s everything and here are some pics of her nipples on her massive tits..and she’s probably googling herself right now to see them! My Queen…

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2016

23

Aug

Dakota Fanning in the Backseat of the Day

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Creepy Dakota Fanning posted a picture of her ass cheek on her shoe…I know there are a lot of fetishes rolled up into this one photo…from feet, to ass, to creepy actress, child star, oscar nominee, whored out by her parents, replaced by her sister, left to figure out this world she missed out on all on her own, with a pile of money to do it….so why not put your foot on your ass and make dreams come true or some shit…which is exactly what she did….sex it up girl…that shit always works…rebel against your family….become your own person….this is the gateway to her doing porn…we have a long road of failures ahead…but I believe we can get to that magical place of broken child star wanting anything to get back in front of the camera….which unfortunately she can do with her social media…dammit…

Posted in:Dakota Fanning|SFW

2016

23

Aug

Sara Sampaio in a Bikini of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is Portuguese version of Adriana Lima, who coincidently speaks Portuguese, in what I think could be a close or a variation of Adriana Lima, where they took her EGG when they first abducted her for the EVIL UNDERWEAR BRAND, 18 years ago…and made this creature in her image…who has similar face, but who they took the dumpy at 30 fat gene out of….

MAKES SENSE TO ME…

Well, she’s in Europe filming some bullshit – but her schedule is so rough she took much needed time by the pool in her bikini for the paparazzi, it’s probably part of her contract with the EVIL UNDERWEAR BRAND…..

And I like how skinny she is…more girls need to get back to this skinny thing…

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2016

23

Aug

Natalie Portman is Seducing You of the Day

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I used to fuck an engaged girl who looked a bit like Natalie Portman, so every time I see a picture of Natalie Portman, I remember fucking this Jewish girl unprotected up the ass while her engagement ring reflected the light her cell phone was casting on it as her soon to be husband would be calling her to find out where she was – to ask why she wasn’t home – and all that other fun stuff that comes with cheating….

I also think about how Natalie Portman is iconic in the Jewish world – because it proves a Jewish woman can be really hot and it gives the Jewish men reason to become billionaires to seduce this grade of Jewish women – so that they don’t have to end up with the fat one who runs her dad’s deli….it’s a cultural thing…

In a triple threat, Portman is ALSO a Star Wars character and that sets you up with the weirdest fucking people to follow you through life, so seeing her in this red dress promoting bullshit…is pretty nice..

Posted in:Natalie Portman|SFW

2016

23

Aug

Dianna Agron Muddy Tits of the Day

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Dianna Agron is some actor and singer – but I’m only interested in her for her muddy 30 year old tits…up on some Al Jolston blackface tits – making me get all jungle fever up on the shit – imagining her as the NUBIAN princess she’s clearly trying to be…

People get so mad when people do blackface, even on Halloween while dressed like the President, but they don’t get mad when you do Orange face to represent trump, and they sure don’t get mad at a white bitch doing Black Titties…proving that tits cure racism…now that I’ve figured that one out…I feel I can take a nap…

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2016

23

Aug

Eliza Dushku in a Bra of the Day

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Eliza Dushku is in a bra for some campaign and her face looks like it’s been mangled or jacked up like a Kardashian, these things happen, we live in a vain and empty world that makes girls think they need new lips, noses, face resurfacing….in both surgical procedures, creams and filters to lie to all of us via social media….

Well, she may be 40….she may have dropped out of hollywood to move back to Boston to finish school, because acting is vapid and a waste of time when you’re not getting paid….or work…like Eliza Dushku….

But there was a time when she was the New Girl, the It Girl, the Girl Next Door, the Hot Girl, The amazing girl in all the teen comedy’s that dropped before Judd Appatow and Seth Rogan destroyed the genre…

There was a time when I was into celebrity pussy, I thought, that’s good celebrity pussy, I never have to meet that celebrity pussy, but I see it in movies and it keeps me watching movies, I’d otherwise turn off, cuz it’s hot to look at…

But that was before life made me hate all these overrated girls to focus on the underdog, who sometimes was missing limbs, always had STDs or a rank pussy, or something totally disgusting about her, because the underdog is less of a cunt…now…I just hate everyone…

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