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2017

18

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Erotica of the Day

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Naughty naughty naughty..

Skinny – mid 30s – fake tits Brazilian mom who is a Victoria’s Secret Model – Alessandra Ambrosio is posting slutty selfies because this is what models do, this is what she does, this is what happens when you’ve been half naked for ever, when it’s your only skill, it’s how you value yourself and you feel yourself getting older and falling the fuck a part…

Put it out there even when they aren’t getting paid to put it out there….because when you have money…the pay you crave is likes and follows and comments she’s saying is hot…

So even when she’s not getting paid she’s bringing the goods…..

Old tired boring still naked enough.

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2017

18

Jan

Anja Rubik Topless for Vogue of the Day

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Anja Rubik is a big model from Poland, but all models are big…in size…all tall and creepy as fuck….but they look good on camera…just not when you’re next to them.

She’s been in the game forever…or what feels like forever and she’s shown her tits the entire time pretty much all the fucking time…because that’s how sex workers who aren’t sex workers but should be sex workers thanks to being Eastern European…

She’s done all kinds of model work from High Fashion shit to hipster fashion shit to the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show…and now her tits make another appearance in Vogue….magical…

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2017

18

Jan

Jessica Biel Ass of the Day

Here is Jessica Biel…the girl who was on Seventh Heaven, did a slutty shoot and found the man who I assume she was groupie-ing – because he’s Justin Timberlake….to lock the fuck down….

You know the kind of young starlet who got into acting because she learned how to masturbate watching Mickey Mouse club, making him a part of her life…deeply engrained…

You know sliding her hands in her panties until tickled while reading one of those teen beat mags…listeing to these 90s idiots singing and dancing before they went pop…or in Ryan Goslings case…went LaLa Land…a role you’d think he never sang or danced before having…

All leading her to LA to hunt the motherfucker down, trapping him, letting him do whatever the fuck he wanted while touring, while she was at the gym, working out hard, showing him she’d always be there for him, even when he fucked up along the way, forcing him to marry her, leaving him with no option to knock her up…..all because she’s been so cool along the way and no other chick would put up with that, or have what they have, leaving her to no need to work her shitty movies, so she can focus on her pit bulls, her fitness, and spending motherfucker’s money in her old lady pajama style dress I am trying to look up…

Here is her ass in jeans…because she’s now back at work..in the movies while making babies..because that’s what you do when you’re fit in your 30s…and trying to stay relevant….even if you’re not.

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2017

18

Jan

Rita Ora Ass Flash of the Day

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Rita Ora flashed her ass…probably to celebrate her 11 million followers…but mainly to get in the tabloids for showing her ass…that she just landed and that I just wrote about yesterday…which is more than enough Rita Ora coverage…as she’s not that interesting…stop trying to get me to write about this Rihanna impersonator….

She’s famous for no real reason…but she has hit 11 million followers…and that is a huge deal, that’s a lot of people, it’s exciting when you desperately want to be adorned…and she decided to take a titty selfie to thank her fans…who funny enough don’t even know who the fuck she is…they just know she’s got tits…

I mean maybe they know she sings…but they can’t name a song…or that she is on TV but they can’t name the show….or that she booked a Euro lingerie campaign…but that doesn’t matter….maybe they know that she had a song once…or that she had a record deal thanks to fucking the producers as she navigated her way through the scene….maybe they know she fucked a kardashian to get to this 11 million people place she calls home…a home where 11 million people don’t know why they follow her…

She’s the Rihanna impersonator who never quite made it as the Rihanna- but who apparently made it to 11 million loyal fans who don’t know what she’ does…or who she is and that’s something….and so are her tits…her tits are something…and as you know tits matter.

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2017

18

Jan

Amalie Lund is a Model of the Day

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Amalie Lund is some no name model. She’s in a bikini…I have no information on her other than that she does photoshoots in her bikini….because every girl in the world – even the fat ones do that…and I am only posting it because I like looking at skinny girls in bikinis…I like helping them on their mission to get famous because they think they are hotter, skinnier or maybe as hot and as skinny as all the other girls, so she deserves a fucking shot at the money….because that’s how ego, narcissism, and all that other bullshit…and I fully agree with her…all girls deserve a shot…before they are too old, too broken, too battered by all the rich cock that’s been inside them along the way…on their journey in the story they are writing….as they just seeem like people who are male attention seeking….looking for likes and follows….as they should because that’s what matters…

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2017

18

Jan

Baywatch has Calendar of the Day

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Baywatch is really reminding you that they are from the 90s by releasing a shitty Calendar to hype up their stupid fucking movie….because the 90s are in and you better fucking cash in…

From Tommy to Calvin Klein to every brand from the 90s re-releasing logos from their brand in the 90s….to Hollywood having no idea, trying to attempt to get the nostalgic 30+ viewer to buy movie tickets – since no one under 30 goes to the movies…

So even 90s shitty TV has a shot to be revived…even though in the 90s people only watched it because there were tits in bathing suits on a Friday or Saturday night – in an era pre internet – when we were forced to jerk off to VHS porn and print magazines…featuring the same girls that were in Baywatch…

Their movie features girls we can google…naked…so why sit through an hour of bad writing…because the Rock is in it? Winning formula…

There is no way anyone is actually emotionally attached to the show, or even nostalgic on the show, but if they exist, you best steer clear from the theater, because it will be filled with the worst humans possible…and that’s a fucking fact…

There is no way this won’t be a flop….it has to be a flop….in the mean time…here’s their calendar cuz they know their market…of losers..

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2017

18

Jan

Mike Tyson’s Song About Chris Brown Fight of the DAY

I was talking to Chris Brown’s make-up artist on the internet, because real men need make-up artists….and he told me about some bullshit about Chris Brown and Soulja boy having seom kind of fight in Dubai because they are fighting over some girl…and like the publicity that comes when you’re two ridiculous idiots….

Well, apparently Chris Brown is being trained by Mike Tyson, who also like publicity and decided to make a song about it…they have a lot in common like they are so manly, they know how to beat and rape women….all that testosterone raging….

I like some lines about Shitting your pants, and being a venereal disease…because it’s ridiculous…but ultimately…it’s ridiculous.

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2017

18

Jan

This is Not Madonna’s Pussy of the Day

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Madonna posted a picture on her instagram of a Nike swoosh drawn on a pussy…in make-up…

It’s her attempt to encourage as many girls as possible to protest TRUMP through feminism….which isn’t really feminism because feminists can’t have bald pussy..it’s about the bush…bush I fucking love…just not when it’s this groomed…

But there’s no way this is Madonna’s pussy because there isn’t a reptile tongue sticking out of her…there are no zombie hands…it doesn’t look like a horror movie character…because she’s a fucking monster…

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2017

18

Jan

Creepy Dude Masturbates in Front of WOman in Public and Other Videos of the Day

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Another Dude Caught Masturbating to Porn

Firefighter Stealing Cash from the Fire Station

Drugged Driver Crashes into Garage

Kung Fu Fighter of the Day

Woman Abducted from Store

Irish Son Trolls Mom

Headbaning G Loc

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2017

18

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Last night tinder broke on me…so I couldn’t chat with my new friend, who’s profile picture is her rape manifesto, that is basically a poem about how her body modification is her way of taking her body to a better place, to forget the body that the rapist desecrated…which is so crazy…it must mean great, terrifying, but great sex…once you get her into it…

Instead….I drank alone and tried masturbating to shows about husbands who murdered their wives and almost got off…that shit’s so hot to an unhappily married man…

Here are some morning links

Coco Oiling Herself Up on the Beach…Is Porn
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Famous Star Wars Scene Recreated Cats
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The Hat Trick of the Day
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Sara Sampaio Ass in Panties
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Margot Robbie of the Day
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Lindsay Lohan Converts to Islam
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Yellow Jacket VS Wasps
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Holly Sonders is a Golf Whore…
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Mike Tyson’s Song About Chris Brown…
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Some Girl’s Ass
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Jaguar D Type…
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2017

17

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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The pick up lines I’ve been working on – need some work…maybe some input as to which one I should go with…

The first one is:

I am gonna fuck you so hard you won’t be able to walk (pause while staring into her eyes) because in going to use a knife….

The second one is:

When I touch my dick it’s more like finger banging myself

The third which I use when discussion dinner date plans:

I’m not sure what I’m in the mood for, usually I just eat panties….

I am so good at romance…it’s an art….it is my passion….

Miranda Kerr’s Doing a Buick Superbowl Ad…and She’s Dull
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Bryanna Holly – Great Body in Lingerie
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Lohan Converted to Islam
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HBO is Doing a Bernie Maddoff Show – Here’s the Trailer
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Old Faceed Paris Hilton’s Panty Flash
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Kim K Shot Scenes for a Movie Abotu Jewel Robbery..>What…
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Elizabeth Olsen in Leggings
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Liquid Nitrogen VS Make-Up
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Anastasia Ashley in Iceland
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Cate Blanchett is Selling a 20 Million Dollar House….What the FUck
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Hot Model named CJ Franco
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Imogen Townley Nipple Flash
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10 Moments in Marvel Movies the Actors Didn’t Expect
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Hat Throw Hits Lands….
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Britney Spears Old Ass in Lingerie in Concert of the Day
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The Man with the Creepy Alba Tattoos
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Sara Sampaio – Butt Shot
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How To Wash a Car with a Baby
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Burt Reynolds is Selling his Bandit Trans Am
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Bieber Says Selena Gomez is Fucking for Promotional Reasons
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Selena Weber Pokies
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More Selena Webber on the Beach in a Bikini
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Roof Collapse of the Day
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The Making of Young Thug’s Video
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Mariah Carey Big Tits Keep Cashing In
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Margot Robbie in Mom Jeans
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Lindsay Pelas Nipples
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Crushing a Nokia Phone with the Hydraulic Press
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Life Accordian Trump
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Miss Helsinki in a Bikini
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What Else Can Egg Slicer Cut
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Benedict Cumberbatch Hates Co-Star -Who Are These People?
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Today’s Random Tumblr Porn CURATED by ME so I can Say the Word Curated
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Next Door Nikki Pussy – For Old Timer Internet People Like Me – This Matters
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I bet you will jerk off to this.
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Big tits in Lingerie
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Ash in Fishnets
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I posted this Fat Chick Farting Yesterday – Right?
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ANUS!!
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Big Tits MAsturbating
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Farting on Hookers
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BOOBIE DANCE
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2017

17

Jan

Naomi Campbell’s Nipples and Ass for GQ Germany of the Day

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Naomi Campbell is 46 years old….which is old…but she looks good…because she’s a vain model and has no choice but to look good. Plus she’s black and black don’t crack. Plus she hasn’t really worked a day in her life, is rich, dates rich guys and is pampered – despite being so angry at everything….always causing scenes…fighting like an African…throwing tantrums like a bratty spoiled bitch….but most importantly…she’s skinny, she was always skinny, and is a reminder to focus on girls with small tits in their youth because they age better…as the girls with tits turn into mushy piles of shit you wish you never married and that you look on with disgust as they eat cake …the girls with small tits fill out to be relatively perfect..in legs, in ass, in stomach…it’s a key life lesson every man should know – especially when it comes to marriage…

So this is for GQ Germany, some bootleg GQ, obscure market GQ….because maybe Germans still buy magazines…like the good old days…even though they pretend to not be into their past…if you know what I mean…but it still counts…as a shoot.

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2017

17

Jan

Rita Ora Hit 11 Million Followers…and She was Classy About It of the DAy

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That’s a lot of people who have no idea who Rita Ora is…yet clicked follow on her feed…because I would argue that no one knows who Rita Ora is…they just know she has tits and that the media talks about her…

She’s famous for no real reason…but she has hit 11 million followers…and that is a huge deal, that’s a lot of people, it’s exciting when you desperately want to be adorned…and she decided to take a titty selfie to thank her fans…who funny enough don’t even know who the fuck she is…they just know she’s got tits…

I mean maybe they know she sings…but they can’t name a song…or that she is on TV but they can’t name the show….or that she booked a Euro lingerie campaign…but that doesn’t matter….maybe they know that she had a song once…or that she had a record deal thanks to fucking the producers as she navigated her way through the scene….maybe they know she fucked a kardashian to get to this 11 million people place she calls home…a home where 11 million people don’t know why they follow her…

She’s the Rihanna impersonator who never quite made it as the Rihanna- but who apparently made it to 11 million loyal fans who don’t know what she’ does…or who she is and that’s something….and so are her tits…her tits are something…and as you know tits matter.

Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2017

17

Jan

Sports Illustrated Hannah Ferguson’s Nipples on Youtube of the Day

I guess when nipples are painted on a bitch like Hannah Ferguson…it doesn’t count as actual nipples…because it is body painted on to look like nipples…exactly where her nipples would be…so that it doesn’t breach any Youtube policies…even though Youtube is a fetish site…

You see, Youtube, owned by Google, Publicly Traded, corporate, who think I am a porn site and banned me in 2004, preventing me from making millions of dollars all the other blogs with equal or less traffic made between 2004-2010 when it all died thanks to Google going public and basically pulling back on paying publishers…This was before instagram and facebook took the fuck over….. Is allowing Sports Illustrated, a Time Warner owned magazine, to post Hannah Ferguson’s tits in a bodypainted bikini…with body painted nipples…because they aren’t real nipples…even though it looks like you can see her nipples….because the internet is one big corporate owned marketplace and there’s no longer room for the small guys, the independents…and everything is controlled and run by the big players…who get away with releasing things I’d get banned for – because they all scratch each other’s backs…

When it comes to tits being accepted in the mainstream…because tits are pretty mainstream…I feel like there’s been advances in humanity….at least since I’ve started doing this…never censoring tits…like an activist no one notices…who has fought so hard for…because I am a feminist…and a pervert who doesn’t believe in censorship….so much that I’ve sacrificed millions of dollars…when I had the chance to make it…

And now tits are just everywhere….and I’m still poor…

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2017

17

Jan

Kendall Jenner’s Keeping Mom Off her Back with Bikini Pics of the Day

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Kendall Jenner posted her family duties, some kids empty the dishwasher, other’s post erotica – half naked images to their social media…to shut their mom up and participate to the family’s wealth…

Because it’s very possible, doubtful, but possible, that this entitled twat doesn’t actually give a fuck about updated shit to her social media. She may be the rare girl who isn’t obsessed with posting up nonsense, showing off that she’s young, fit and rich….because she’s already there…and social media is dumb…

Meaning…that someone is pushing her “did you post your tits yet”….the same someone who turned Bruce into a bitch, and Kim into a Pornstar she was able to reposition as a whatever the fuck Kim is…

The point is, these Kardashians are easy to hate, but they aren’t masterminds, the mom is…and they are just pawns in her tactics…because posting on social media is fucking annoying and even vapid cunts who love themselves and want to show themselves off to the world…find it annoying to do…but you gotta do it to keep getting paid…so do it…Kendall Does….

The only intersting thing in this, other than the bikini jacked up to her neck, is her hip to waist ratio…she’s skinny, but this looks abnormal…in a good way…like a photoshop accident or something..

I’m into it….I am just not into anything else about this plastic, bullshit trash that reminds me how terrible the world we live in – actually is…

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