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2015

25

Mar

Nina Agdal in Some Shitty Lingerie Pics of the Day

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There are two things that I don’t like in life….I mean sure there are probably a lot more..but I am pretty bad at focusing…so those two things I don’t like in life are catalog lingerie pics..and Nina Agdal, the florida based, large, bikini model, who really isn’t anything special in person…I’ve witnessed her, but who is drunk, sloppy with a shitty diva attitude…making her half retard looking head, less tolerable…even though I already found it not very tolerable when she first started getting work as a model…but maybe I am too picky and like my retard looking inbred looking women to be actual retards…drooling on themeselves and masturbting at the public pool after doing some work program with their institution they live at…and not celebrated models…

Call me crazy…here are the pics…bboring lingerie catalog pics…but still pics..

Posted in:Nina Agdal

2015

25

Mar

Kimberly Garner Shitty Upskirt of the Day

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The highlight of Kimberly Garner’s career was when she followed me on social media…only to realize that was a bad idea…leaving me blocked and alone, and her with a work visa, living in LA, trying to make it in America, and using stunts like panty flashes and upskirts to get some attention her attention seeking way, because that’s how it is done, especially when the only thing good about you is your hot body….which I guess she’s figured out…

Who cares about Kimberly Garner, care about the wind, nature’s pervert, blowing up her skirt, like god was a grabby drunk guy…tyring to see her asshole…

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Posted in:Kimberly Garner

2015

25

Mar

Game Of Thrones Girls in Magazines of the Day

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I don’t watch Game of Thrones. I don’t find the girls on Game of Thrones hot, but I have a feeling that there are a lot of virgin losers, I’m talking to you, who love everything about these girls, strictly because they are on Game of Thrones, and your whole love affair with dragons, and fairies amd all that other bullshit, fantasy, virgin loser stuff outweighs everything about these girls…and that fantasy shit is the reason you created a shrine in your basement, where you plan on marrying the blow-up doll version of one of these girls…because that’s what very very very lonely people do…

So here is Natalie Dormer for SELF Magazine

Here’s Emilia Clarke for Hollywood Reporter…where she announced that she turned down the Fifty Shades of Grey part because she doesn’t like being naked…which translates into Emilia Clarke doesn’t matter….but here are her pics anyway because I guess a new sexon is about to happen…

Posted in:Emilia Clarke|Natalie Dormer

2015

25

Mar

Kaili Thorne Is the Thorne Sister Who Blocked Me of the Day

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Kaili Thorne is the hipster Thorne Sister that their hippie parents whored out to the industry, but that didn’t stick as much as her redheaded sister, because redheads are weirdos

So the whole hollywood thing didn’t work out for her, she cracked under pressure and didn’t have what it took, so instead went into hipster modelling, often times topless…

You know, photoshoots for instagram that these idiots think is art…And in the process, blocked me from her social media, but luckily the internet sees all…I guess she doesn’t like me laughing at the one who didn’t make it – even if the one who didn’t make it…but I love the one who didn’t make it trying to get out of the one who did make it’s shadow by showing her tits…

I guess this is my cry for help…just love me Kaili Thorne, even if her family doesn’t, and not in the way your parents love you – I don’t expect you to make me money or live out my dreams for me…all I just want you is to sit on my face….like real love…

Posted in:Kaili Thorne

2015

25

Mar

Kelly Brook Picture of the Day

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If Kelly Brook knows that I exist, and she probably does thanks to googling herself all day, all these idiots do it….she probably isn’t a fan…

I know this because even her fans aren’t fans and that I’ve got so much hate mail for making fun of her abortion she called a miscarriage back when she was pregnant a few years ago, and that she decided to turn into moving to LA, where instead of fucking UK athletes, she’d get in a shitty movie, that has apparently becaome a shitty TV show, and that blows my fucking mind…

I guess no one found it funny to laugh at her nudes and say thatshe was preading abortion on herself in some tribal issue…

But maybe I’m wrong about people, because I don’t understand why anyone, especially Americans would even know Kelly Brook exists, or give her a chance…but she does have big tits, and therein lies the answer – I guess…tits get hits…even if they are UK and attached to a fat chick who is trying to lose weight since it is the American way…

That said, her roommate Natalie Loren is pretty interesting…

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2015

25

Mar

Pornstar Dana Vespoli’s Joke of the Day

Her name is Dana Vespoli, if you google her, you can probably seeing her a lot of things her dad probably doesn’t like watching, assuming she has a dad, because a lot of these girls don’t, and if they do, they are the kind of dad’s who help them get into the business, so that they can experience them fucking, without the whole awkwardness of incest, or getting their friends to do it while they jerk off in the corner..

That said, she makes pedophile jokes…and you’ll like them..

Posted in:Pornstar|RatedXLife

2015

25

Mar

Anja Rubik for Fashion Porn for Vogue France of the Day

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I feel like I already posted these pics of Anja Rubik, but it is very possible that I have seen similar pictures of another model before, seeing as nothing is original, pictures are played out, and that there is so much overlap who the fuck cares….I mean how many fucking pictures does one species need to see to document their bullshit memories, or to sell product…

Either way, iI call fashion nudity, fashion porn, and this is fashion porn, thanks to incorporating a dude into it, with some serious softcore porn poses…and the whole thing is not very Vogue, unless that’s just where the world is going, which we all know it obviously is…since porn gets hits and all the other shit is just a gateway to porn…it’s human nature or some shit..I wouldn’t know about thanks to impotence caused by marriage…

Posted in:Anja Rubik

2015

25

Mar

#stepGIRL @Maargueritee.b of the Day

There is a man named , who is a pretty talented cat, I have known him for a long time…who partnered up with me a long time ago…to create something called the step_GIRLS …and snapchat stepGIRLS meeting up with girls off the internet all over the world…to get them in photoshoots where they are normally naked…because he’s not a creep, despite what people may call him when they see his slogan “model whisperer”…or that he’s looking for “girls with loose morals”….but rather an artist…who just admires the female body so much that he falls in love with it multiple times a day…with different girls…

One of those girls being @maargueritee.b who he rented a hotel room with – because he’s rich…and took pics of her…even though he’s not a photographer, and wants me to make it clear to the world that he’s not a photographer, he just likes to have a good time in hotel rooms with naked girls and without a camera in the mix, it’d be weird…

So here are pics he took, because he’s not a photographer, but because every asshole with an instagram account and an iPhone is a photographer, but not every asshole with an instagram account, can make the kind of magic that is @maargueritee.b….

Posted in:stepGIRLS

2015

25

Mar

Antonia Wesseloh for Marie Claire Italy of the Day

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I don’t know who this model Antonia Wesseloh is, I just know that she’s in Marie Claire Italy, and that I dig the vibe of this shoot, because it’s weird, has a fashion spin on poor white trash, and poor white trash is all I really know, mainly because poor white trash girls are all I really ever fuck…they are desperate, scabby from the meth, you know how it is….

I assume this Antonia Wesseloh is from Germany, where planes crash…but I could be wrong because I’m more into looking at the pics…all they are missing is some teen pregnancy, some cold sores, some canned corn and some broken dreams, not that white trash have dreams, they are more simple and into perpetuating that poor trailer park hell that they live..

Posted in:Antonia Wesseloh

2015

25

Mar

Australian Sex Worker By Art Provocative of the DAy

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I am very into sex workers because I am a firm believer that in a lot of ways, we are all sex workers. We all take it up the ass for a pay check, some of us are just a little more literal about it. I happen to have my rent paid for by a monster I married…which is probably worse than working a 9-5…or more importantly, worse than turning tricks…

The reality is that this is the sexed up generation, everyone is a pornstar, or trying to date-upwards, girls who are fucking old rich dudes or sugar daddies for gifts like “cash”….or girls fucking the DJ for guestlist, the bartender for drinks, the famous person for hopes he will date you…. is not all that different than going out there and fucking a stranger for money…

What it comes down to is that we’re all sexual deviants, we are all out for ourselves, and hookers are a lot less headaches than actual girlfriends, they leave you alone, making them pretty perfect, especially when in hot shoots by my favorite Australian photographer ART PROVOCATIVE

Posted in:Photos

2015

25

Mar

Julia Pereira Does Brazilian Fitness of the Day

Her name is Julia Pereira,she’s a Brazlian model who I guess lives in Miami, because the paparazzi have taken pics of her in a bikini, and we like to look at girls in bikinis…and she is amazing..

I follow her on Instagram

I also like to start my day with fitness videos because I am fat and they remind me that, along with everything else that has gone wrong in my life, and for some reason all this fitness porn is run by Brazilian models…because I guess it is either a fetish there, or they like being in shape – or more importantly their catholicism doesn’t let them make real erotica, so they do it the healthy way….

So here is the fitness video

Here’s the fitness video

Posted in:Julia Pereira

2015

25

Mar

Old Men Jerking Off To Girls on Stage and Other Videos of the Day

Drunk Guy Gets Sucker Punched

Help Catch These Thugs Who Stomp on a Store Keeper’s Head while Robbing Him

Korean Cop VS Baseball Bat

Man VS Bus Driver

Fight in Spanish Harlem

10 Seconds to Steal a Scooter in Vietnam

Rapper Brawl at SXSW

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

25

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Apparently telling a pretty girl at the bar that you don’t want to have sex with her after she says that guys only talk to her because they want to have sex with her…is a good way to keep the conversation going….

But saying that you do want to have prison sex with her…will kill it…I guess girls don’t like loveless, animalistic anal sex…it doesn’t warm their hearts…those romantics…

Here are some morning links…

A Whole Bunch of Vintage Stewardesses
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American Apparel is Ditching Amateur Porn
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People Keep Talking about Iggy Azalea’s Implants like she Matters
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Police Shooting of the Day
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Natalie Dormer in a Magazine
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Friend with a Flying Garbage Can…
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John Hamm just Finished Rehab
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Randomly Approached by Farm Animals…
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Michelle Obama’s Hair on Jeopardy for the Win
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Mall and its Extreme Cleaners
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Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthur
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Girls with Dimples
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

24

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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My favorite day of the week is when a girl I sext orders herself new butt plugs…especially when the girl I sex is an 18, almost 19 year old who has come to terms with her sexuality thanks to years of watching porn and being 18, almost 19 in this sexy era…

My least favorite time of the week is when that girl is on facetime with me, discovering her ass, only to shit all over her bed….those luxurious white linens…never looked so sad…

Because I don’t have a scat fetish…and probably never will…Poop disgusts me…but assplay doesn’t…I’m so torn…

Here are some stepLINKS

Girls in Cosplay
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Mila Kunis Thinks About Her Baby While Having Ashton Sex
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Florida Couple Get Arrested for Having Sex Next to Kids in Playground
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Chanel Westcoast’s Belly in a Bikini
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Kylie Jenner Fake Tween Lips
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Cody Simpson and Gigi Hadid – Naked – Kinda
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Dolphins Beat Writer Tweets Out Porn
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Ariana Grande In Bed
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38 Pics of Jessica Chastain for her 38th Birthday
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Pornstar Joke of the Day
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Slut of the Day
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Gisele in Costa Rica in a Bikini
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Mexican Wrestler Dies in th Ring
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Iggy Azaela’s Got New Tits
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Anastasia Ashley is Such a Hooker
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Dude Gets Pepper Sprayed for 100 Dollars
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Today in Mariah Carey
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Kaley Cuoco’s Gym Gear
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Angelina Jolie Has Removed Her Ovaries Due to a Cancer Scare (HPV)…..Now she is the Titless – Reportductive-organ-less Woman
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Woman Says Uber Driver Raped Her
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Three Drunk Girls Found a Guys Phone – Made Him a Video
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Alessandra Ambrosio was too Skinny to Model
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Emanuelle Chriqui is Hot in White!
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Backwards Trick Shot Compilation
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I like Amanda Seyfried
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Don’t Fall Asleep in the Military
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Puppy Thrown in the River is Doing Better
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Jennifer Lawrence is Retiring from Xmen
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Crossfit Fail Videos
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Water Slut of the Day
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Selfie with a Dumpster Fire
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Guy Kicked Off Plane for Wearing Broad City Shirt
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Cameltoe of the DAy
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Michelle Monaghan in a Bikini
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Rumer Willis in Costume
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Charlotte McKinney for DWTS TITS
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Dakota Fanning Cleavage..
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Big Tits
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Lea Seydouz Lower Legs
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Ashley Tisdale Hates Haters
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Jurassic Park Recreated in Lego
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Athlete Ballerina of the Day
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Jennifer Lawrence Hard Nipples
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The X Files is Returning
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Spanish TV host in Lingerie
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Bieber and Leoo are BFFs
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Pranks THat Went Too Far
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Girls in Sports Bras
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Lava Lamp of the Day
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FREE NAKED YOUNG GIRLS MASTURBATING FOR YOU
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Female Body Builder of the Day
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Fake Olivia Wilde Nude
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Worst Video Ever
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Big Fucking Boobs
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REALLY FUCKING AMAZING EASTERN EUROPEAN GIRLS
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Pussy ALbum of the Day
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Busy As Fuck Asian
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Some Babe in Socks
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WEBCAM SLUTS!! ARE GOOD!
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Greek Slut
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Nicole Meyer Naked on the Beach
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Wrinkled Tits
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

24

Mar

Gigi Hadid and Her Boyfriend Naked for Mario Testino of the Day

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Gigi Hadid got to participate in something that Fashion photographer Mario Testino calls his “Towel Series’…something he’s been doing for a long time and that I assume is for a book he is working on…and the whole thing would be a lot more creepy, seeing as he’s 60 and making two under 20 year olds grind up their genitals into each other, even if they fuck on the regular, or not…but this is Gigi Hdid, her 90 year old dad dates sugar babies her age and has for decades…his best friend cast her for Guess at the age of 7…she’s used to old creepers making girls like her get naked…it’s all good baby…too bad there’s no penetration….

Posted in:Gigi Hadid