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2014

01

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I always wonder what possesses a fat girl on an online dating profile to write that her activities are “Food, Foodie, Eating”…I mean based on her sloppy fucking gut, I can tell she’s fucking passionte about it and that bitch needs new hobbies..

I just wonder what she’s trying to attract. I get the whole “me being me”…”embrace yourself, love yourself” nonsense…but I don’t know if getting chubby chasers with a fetish for fat girls eating…you know real fucking weirdo dudes…is good for anyone…

Keep your eating in your closet…secret binges…or bring it out on your second date…you don’t have to play all your cards, your size 44 jeans do it for you…

Yes, I’m fat, Yes, I hate fat people.

Here are some links…

17 reminders that Cats are Assholes
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Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger are Tacky as Fuck
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Hot Bikini Body in St Tropez
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Girls Bent Over
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COUGARS ARE HORNY AND READY TO TEACH YOU
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Worst Finishing Moves in Pro Wrestling.
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Irina Shayk in Lingerie
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GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS – NAKED GIRLS – MASTURBATING GIRLS – #GIRLS!
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Leonardo and DiCaprio Squirt Gun…
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15 Mouth Watering GIFS
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Shanina Shaik in a White Bikini Top in Ibiza
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2014

31

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

It is always an exciting day when you run into the street hooker you accidentally had unprotected sex with when you were drunk, because you are always drunk, and because you always have unprotected sex, cuz condoms are for pussies……it’s like if you can’t handle the inner thigh rash, the smell of feces, death and fish you shouldn’t be fucking her in the first place…it’s like dive in full-heartedly or find someone else to fuck…

And she tells you she passed her STD test. It’s almost as good as when you find out your ex girlfriend who left you for a rich person is homeless…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Failed Popstar Cosplay
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras….
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Here’s Katy Perry’s New Shitty Video
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25 Celebs in Calvin Klein Underwear
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Some Random Trick in a Bikini
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Kate Upton Looks Like She’s in Maternity Clothes
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Courtney Stodden’s Amazing Cleavage.
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Slut of the DAy
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Michelle Rodriguez is Boring in a Bikini
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Kendall Jenner in Jeans
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Beyonce’s Got Serious Fucking Cleavage
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Taylor Swift is Turnt the Fuck Up
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Girls Lockerroom Prank
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Ireland Baldwin is Big in a Bikini
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Leo is In on the Beiber Fight
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Poker Player Loses 1,000,000 Dollars
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Genevieve Morton See Through in GQ Magazine!
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Buzz Lightyear and His Dildo
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Nicola Peltz Little White Pantie Upskirt
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Zoe Saldana Big Booty Pregnant Ho – With Secret Services – Cuz She’s So Important…
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Girls Posing in Bed
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Miranda Kerr at an Event
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Paris Hilton in a Bikini Continues
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College Girls Photobombing Guys Who Can’t Hang – Cuz They are Too Drunk
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Geeks Grill a Steak on LAVA
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The Best And Worst O Faces in Hollywood
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Kristen Bell is Pregnant
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Michelle Keegan Topless Pic on Instagram
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A Dame to Kill Red Band Trailer
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Don’t Fuck Around on Tall Buildings…
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Amy Childs Has Big Tits
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25 Hottest Pics of Alexis KNapp
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Kate Beckinsale May be in a See Through Dress
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12 People Stuck in Playground Equipment
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Bieber Invites Models on his Yacht
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Insane Flipper
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Taylor Swift on the Mean Streets
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Clubbing is Lame Video
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James Franco Tries to Break Colbert’s Character
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Braless Ali LArter is Kinda Funny…
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Sophie Simmons in a See Through Underwater Shoot
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Girl Squatting a Dude
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Gisele Bundchen Bikini
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Miranda Kerr’s Topless Pic on Instagram…
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Redheads You Want to Fuck
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Into The Woods Trailer
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15 Shamed People
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Really Long Dildo…
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All the Cable Nudity You Need!
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Jimmy Kimmel Asks Cosplayers About Their Sex Lives
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Hot Topless Model
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Lily Roma Nude in the Pool
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY AND READY TO TEACH YOU ALL THEY KNOW!!
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Topless Protestor of the Day
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Throwback Sharon Stone Nudes
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Boobs Bounce in the Van
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Horrible Solo Video
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS – NAKED GIRLS – MASTURBATING GIRLS – #GIRLS!
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The Woman Who Doesn’t Look Both Ways Before Crossing the Street
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Titties in the Drive Thru
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Cam Girl of the Day
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Nasty Amateur of the Day
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WHEN GIRLS SQUIRT – YOU FUCKING OWN THEM
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Her First Squirt
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Zoo Magazine Glamour Model Nudity
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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Hey Ladies – Vote on my Friend’s Romance Summer Survey!
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SEE CAM GIRLS AT STEPGIRLCAMS

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

31

Jul

Miley Cyrus and her Tit on Instagram of the Day

I don’t know if this is interesting or not. I find everything boring. I find celebrities uneventful. I find people who want to be celebrities uneventful…even pathetic…I think society as a whole is misguided and headed straight to self destruction…which is a good thing….

So I can’t really get excited about Miley posing in Selfies in front of a dirty mirror in semi-sheer dress…with a little flash of a little tit…but I am thinking that maybe you can…because you are a pervert and actually into this shit. I just do it for the millions of dollars, the private jets, and the hookers…they just haven’t happened yet.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

31

Jul

Zoe Saldana Strategic Nude for Women’s Health of the Day

The flaw in these pics of Zoe Saldana promoting whatever bullshit movie she’s in since Avatar made her famous – is that there’s no spread vagina in them.

I know, I always say how shitty strategic or implied nudity, especially when it involves being full nude, because like you and everyone else…I want to see gash.

But the reason it is so important to see Zoe Saldana’s Gash, is because she’s pregnant and based on THESE PAPARAZZI PICS – already showing…

Meaning this naked body…and vagina that has yet to be mangled…but will be mangled…is already historic documents..and like all historic documents…they would be better with gash.

Calling a vagina gash always makes me laugh.

Here are the pics

Posted in:Zoe Saldana

2014

31

Jul

Katy Perry’s Hot Tits Take Their Vitamins at a Drag Queen Party of the Day

One of the best lifestyle photographers out of LA, goes by the name RONY’S PHOTOBOOTH …where he goes to all the it parties, takes great pics and shares them with us commoners not invited…

He went to some Drag Queen’s birthday party, that Katy Perry was also at…and she was wearing a tight dress that made her tits look awesome, and it makes me wonder why she doesn’t let RONY’S PHOTOBOOTH be the only person to take pics of her…

You see I’ve known of Katy Perry since she was just a hipster in LA…and I’ve seen her tits get more and more famous…but for some reason…she just never looked good to me. I found her ugly, sloppy, even a monster…up on some Lady Gaga – we scammed the world shit…

But every pic RONY’S PHOTOBOOTH gets of her…I fall in love with..and want to ejaculate on…either he’s good, or she’s good, she just hasn’t been documented very well.

Derek Hough and some other Dancing with the Stars trash was there, because he’s gay, you knew this from his dancing career, if you even know who Derek Hough is…and he busted out his homo dance moves because that’s just such an LA thing to do.

You see if you haven’t been to LA, it’s a cheesy fucking place where all these people stroke their own egos and think they are talent, and they compete to showcase said talent, even though they are already rich from their talent.

It’s like a massive horrible Bar Mitzvah, everywhere you go…and the entertainment..is equally as bad…It’s nice to see she’s reconnecting with her roots…

Here’s her new music video:

Posted in:Katy Perry

2014

31

Jul

Jillian Murray Amazing Bikini in Mexico Pics of the Day

Her name is Jillian Murray . I am in love with her, but I don’t think she believes me, or cares, or notices because I’ve been sending her love messages on Instagram and Facebook and pretty much everywhere, and she ignores me…

Maybe she’s too busy for me because she has a new movie that release Cabin Fever: Patient Zero, which is apparently released this week and sounds like it probably won’t be in a Theatre near you, but that doesn’t mean it’s not worth watching…anything she is in is worth watching…including, but not limited to…bikini pics….

Maybe girls like to Date Up and she’s going to the beach with more famous actors, producers and directors…and there’s no room in her bed for a 350 pound blogger….

Or maybe she doesn’t even know I exist, no one really does…but I know she exists…because I haven’t stopped staring at her waist to hip ratio the last 12 hours since I found these pics of her…

Now I am going to pretend that these weren’t taken on what I can only assume is a romantic getaway…cheating on our love…but the nice thing about love…is that it is unconditional…and I just feel happy knowing I can stare at these pics, print them up and even sleep with them…until she lets me audition for a role as her side bitch…

Who cares, bikini pics, she’s amazing.

Posted in:Jillian Murray

2014

31

Jul

Talula Wilde In a Bath in Lingerie of the Day

Her name is Talula Wilde. She is a stepGIRL and she just did this very erotic and amazing shoot with Ali Hussain and she’s amazing, but would you expect anything less from DrunkenStepfather.com.

Despite all the hate and being misunderstood. We’re quality and amazing…well at least Talula Wilde is, which is good enough for me, I’ll just let her carry me as she gets more and more famous…until she can’t support my obesity and pretends she doesn’t know me when I run into her on the street…because let’s face it…people outgrow people…so take in this magical moment while this babe is still on our side.

Posted in:Talula Wilde

2014

31

Jul

Michelle Rodriguez and her Weirdo Bikini Selfie Video of the Day

People may not know this based on the bratty behavior of celebrities…but they all love attention. They only moved to Hollywood for attention. There is no talent, there is no passion, there is no art…there is just some asshole who thinks “I’m good looking enough and persistent enough to get myself in movies, make a lot of money and really just carry myself into retirement, because I’m awesome”…and idiots who do casting buy into the bullshit…

Michelle Rodriguez is one of those people, so even with her not being all that famous anymore, she’s running around in a bikini, but more weirdly, creating this bikini videos of herself that remind me of a snuff film or shitty porn…and I’m not going to try to make sense of it, because I don’t care…but I know these motherfuckers love cameras and all of their phones must have so much self produced content of their narcisstic and vain selves…that it’d be disgusting…something I’d expect videos of Michele Rodriguez rolling around to be…only for some reason I dig em…

To See Her in a Bikini FOR THE PAPARAZZI CLICK HERE

Posted in:Michelle Rodriguez

2014

31

Jul

Chrissy Teigen Flashes Some Tit in a Men’s Shirt on Purpose of the Day


Chrissy Teigen is a fame whore, who has never really made much money for herself as a model, as you would probably imagine based on her bloated face and double chin…she’s a bit of a pig…at least when not starving herself for Sports Illustrated season – the only campaign she’s ever got that was really a PR play because she doesn’t get paid for that shit…

She made her money locking down a dude, tricking him into thinking she was the coolest, even his soul made, and behaving long enough for him to Marry her…giving her half his fortune because when they met he was hardly as famous as he is now, so she can take ownership and collect her 50% when it all comes crashing down…

So, the paparazzi spotted her on the street, she pulled outer tit…because that is what you do when your tits are all you have…other than your husbands money…

She was a fan of the site, now she’s an enemy of the site..but who cares…here’s some tit on the street cuz she’s classy.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Chrissy Teigen