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2015

21

May

Pam Anderson for PETA of the Day

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Pam Anderson terrifies me…

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2015

21

May

Valeria Semushina TIts for Alessandro Casagrande of the Day

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Her name is Valeria Semushina….and here she is for photographer at BigHouseDiary …reminding us that you don’t need to be famous, or paid, or rich or luxurious to be lovely…and topless…and amazing in a photoshoot..you just have to be topless and amazing in a photoshoot…that’s all it fucking takes…

Not that I googled Valeria Semushina, I’m just making assumptions…like that she’s Eastern European and thus amazing…at least to look at because these Communists are cold…

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2015

21

May

Josephine Skriver Fondles Kendall Jenner while Hailey Baldwin Watches of the Day

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Josephine Skrvier was a test tube baby created by her gay father with her lesbian mother’s egg….in what was clearly some genetic modified human experiment…that you will want to fuck…and that I guess Kendall Jenner and Hailey Baldwin have adopted as their own, because I guess they are jealous of the robot model, or maybe they are all fucking robots created in a lab by their rich parents…

Well….together they grab each other’s tits. The fact is that these it-girls are useless…but I still want to fuck them and their horrible morals and values…

Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|Josephine Skriver|Kendall Jenner

2015

21

May

Beyonce is Rich of the Day

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Beyonce is rich as fuck…she’s always a pile of shit..who show’s off her money…because that’s just the way society is…you know even people who aren’t rich as fuck are pouring their 20,000 bottles of champagne in a “suffering from success”…kind of “hip hop” is mainstream and pop culture…

But if you think Beyonce paid for this to dump out, you’re crazy…she gets everything for free, because even rich as fuck people, don’t like wasting money…and rich as fuck people are so rich as fuck and self involved that 20,000 dollars is nothing to them even if they did buy it, which I am sure she didn’t….but I guess 20,000 dollars could be better spent feeding an African baby…

But it got people talking, and everything she does is strategic…so who fucking cares what she does in the hot tub, because the fact is her piss is worth more than any of you…

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2015

21

May

Maya Stepper for TREATS! of the Day

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If you’re looking for the Los Angeles back pages, but you’re not in the mood to feel like a dirtbag door to door sales man who hires his hookers from the back pages, I suggest visiting TREATS! magazine….a place where every aspiring model who has been in LA a few months…poses naked for…in hopes of finding a Sugar daddy to take them on nice trips and stuff cuz “OMG, I’m So Pretty that’s why he gives me stuff”….

If you know what I mean…

Either way, I love sex workers and models and the places the two become one…and I like that these shoots are with great photographers…even though I find photography a lie…

Posted in:Maya Stepper|NSFW

2015

21

May

Naked Man and Other Videos of the Day

Toddler Gets Dragged by Bike…

Building Collapse in China

Drunk Driver

Dude Flips Off Cop…Gets Pepper SPrayed

Dude Arrested for Asking Badge Number…

Off Duty

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

21

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It turns out that showing Russian babes you see at random bars ..pictures of war torn Russia on your phone…in hopes that they will sleep with you…doesn’t work…if anything it offends them and they go crazy on you…because I guess it makes them sad and they find it rude…which makes no sense because Russians have no souls…

It turns out asking fat black women where a good place to eat will set them off because they will think you’re calling them fat…

Here are some morning links….

David Letterman’s Last Show…..
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Taylor Swift is Considered Hot
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All Girls are Hooker – But These Girls Aren’t Hookers Who Charge By the Hour….
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Girls With Tattoos are Disgusting
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A Bunch of Models at a Party
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The Gayest Pic of Howard Stern You’ll Ever Jerk Off To
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Grindr Pastor
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Some Bart Simpson Fucks Marge Simpson Videos…or some shit..
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Gwyneth in Women’s Health
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Motorcycle Surfing is Weird
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Carmen Electra See Through for AIDS
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Girls Keep Tugging at their Clothes
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Katherine McPhee Midriff…
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Unlucky Kansas Fans
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Model in See Through of the Day
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So Many Redheads
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All Kinds Of Celebrity Sex Tapes for You
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2015

21

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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Sometimes it just takes some Jesus freak to sit down with you at dinner uninvited, helping himself to your food and drink…to remind you that if there was a GOD…that he is preaching, where was he when this dude moved in, because the last time I checked…my religious experiences don’t involve dudes annoying me…

That said…here are some tits…cuz I love tits…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Beyone is So Rich in the Hot tub
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David Letterman’s Late Show Entrance
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Girl With Underboobs
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Charlotte McKinney Arm Bra
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Shwarzenegger Guide to Blowing Shit UP
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Girls With Tattoos
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Kate Hudson in Short Shorts
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Big Tits of the Day
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Paris Hilton is Djing
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Natalie Portman Chest
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Nina Agdal Tits
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Slut of the Day is Jordan Carver
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Mariah Carey’s Flying Dumbo…
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Anastasia Ashley’s Ass in the Bahamas Like a Hooker
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Googling Nigger – Brings Up a Picture of the White HOuse
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Anne Hathaway Acting Like a Pornstar
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DC Comics VS Rihanna
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Joe Francis Arrested Again
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Halston Sage in a Magazine
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Super Models in Cannes
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Jessica Lowndes Down Her Shirt…
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The Cat that Does Not Give a Fuck
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Beyonce Wasting Champagne
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Mariah Carey Huge Tits
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Model at Midnight..
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Drunk Bill Murray
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Paris Hilton Panty Flash…
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Tamara Ecclestone Boobs at the BEach
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When Jet Boating Goes Wrong
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Tom Cruise on Set
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Heather Graham is 45
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So Much Wednesday ASs
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Kim Kardashian Has Big Tits….
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Sports Chicks…
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Gwyneth Paltrow for Shape..
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Swedish Man Scares Off Charging Bear
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Jewel in a Bikini
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Black ghetto bitches broadcast from their dirty ghettoes:
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Boobs
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BOOBS
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Amateur in the Changing Room
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Greek Slut of the DAy
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Naked SLUTS and THEY are Getting Stoned
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Billboard with Gaping Ass
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Weird Asian Ad
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THese Girls ARen’t Escorts But Can Be Bought
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Poopsy Oopsie
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Watch Cartoons Fuck
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Robbery Gone Wrong
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Selfie of the Day
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Dani Mathers Playmate of the Year…
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Bachelorette Party
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Milf Fngers
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Celeb Sex Tapes…
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Dude Fists Himself
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Two Dildo Momma
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Althletic Scissors
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Anal Dildo
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The Hottest Webcam Experience You’ll Ever Have…Ever
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HOT SLUTS NAKED ANG GETTING STONED !
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

21

May

Julianne Hough Nipple of the Day

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Julianne Hough is flashing nipple for Dancing with the stars, because she wanted to generate some buzz about the final episode or something….equally unimportant…

This isn’t the first time she’s taking a hit for the team, the last time involved being a beard for Seacrest and his pile of money….that probably pretended to fuck her up the ass like he wanted a man to fuck her up the ass, while jacked up on some party drugs…snorking Dick Clarke’s robot asses off her clip..

Right…

Well here’s her nipple…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
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Julianne Hough Nipple of the Day

Julianne Hough is flashing nipple for Dancing with the stars, because she wanted to generate some buzz about the final episode or something….equally unimportant…

This isn’t the first time she’s taking a hit for the team, the last time involved being a beard for Seacrest and his pile of money….that probably pretended to fuck her up the ass like he wanted a man to fuck her up the ass, while jacked up on some party drugs…snorking Dick Clarke’s robot asses off her clip..

Right…

Well here’s her nipple…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Julianne Hough

2015

21

May

Charlotte McKinney Big Fucking Tits of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney is lucky she has tits….because without those tits, she’d just be a florida chick workng some bootleg hooters or topless donut shop..because that’s where Florida trash ends up, unless it has rich parents, and I assume this one’s does…because why the fuck else would she be on TV for doing absolultey nothing and virtaully appearing out of no where…

More importantly, why am I talking about Charlotte McKinney..because this is the kind of girl I shouldn’t know exists…and I know everyone with big tits…it’s pathetic…but it is what I do…

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2015

21

May

Gwyneth Paltrow for Shape Magazine of the Day

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Gwyneth Paltrow did Women’s Health Magazine…because I guess at 50, you take any media that celebrates you, because being a rich, spoiled LA kid wasn’t enough, so she became an actor and that wasn’t enough, so now she’s becoming a brand, and that’s not enough, so she’s got to promote that brand and Women’s Health was like, we don’t care as long as the person in the pics is famous enough to sell copies and generate some buzz for women’s health, because it is women’s health, and no one reads that shit…but maybe today they’ll jerk off to the pics..because somewhere out there is someone attracted to this…

TO SEE SOME PALTROW ASS CLICK HERE

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2015

21

May

Tove Lo Nipple of the Day

If you don’t know who Tove Lo is…you probably still wont know who she is after today…but you will have seen her tits…because that’s a good way to get people to notice you…pretend you’re doing it for a cause that supports feminism and gender equality while giving the people tits to jerk off to….if they can still jerk off to tits…I mean when I was younger I could get off to cleavage…or hard nipples…the world is different now…and people need deeper rooted weird fetishes…from gangbangs, to throat fucking, to being fucked up the ass with strap ons…titties…just don’t cut it…but I’m old school and still look…I guess

To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Tove Lo

2015

20

May

Gisele for Terry Richardson of the Day

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I heard on the internet that Gisele was retiring from modeling, but I guess that all changed when her rich as fuck husband’s career got shit on for being a cheater, and she was forced to go back to work to pay the mortgages and for the Kid’s education…

Or maybe they are rich as fuck and never need to work again, and her quitting modelling was just a bullshit lie to get people who don’t care about some mall brand model and her too old to model and too many kids to model to talk about her…

Because now she’s in W magazine with Terry…showing her huge fucking tits…no wait she has no tits..and these pics are boring Terry..not adventurous Terry pornography that made him exist…

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2015

20

May

Lindsay Lohan’s Ice Bath of the Day

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Watching Lindsay Lohan go through life, especially when it involves her half naked taking baths…has been a confusing, yet magical thing….that ultimately doesn’t really matter at all, not because she’s Lohan, the single greatest actress to be sold short in the history of probably nothing but my sexual fantasies, thanks to loving her sad broken down soul..thanks to her hot tits…but because very few babes have had the lows and unstable crazy she has…all while having tits…

A video posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on

A video posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on

This is some weirdness…Here she is with clippers…

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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2015

20

May

Crowd Cheers Couple Having Sex and Other Videos of the Day

Bearded Man Dressed as a Woman Robs Walgreens

Russian Night Club Brawl

Kid Runs Through Traffic

Driver Hits 83 Year Old….and Tells Hospital He Fell from Ladder

Drunk Driver Kills Pedestrians at a Night Club

Mean Caregiver…

Australia Fast Food Brawl

Midget of the Day

Sleeping Chicago Cop

Family Plowed by Train Taking a Photo

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