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2014

16

Apr

Miley Cyrus Drug Overdose of the Day

Miley Cyrus was hospitalized.

The reason was a bad reaction to antibiotics she was taking due to a vaginal infection she got from her pants being jacked up her cunt so hard that it got infected….that has left her in the hospital for another night, because that’s not what happens when you have an allergic reaction to anything, they just epipen you and wait a few hours before sending you home.

I like to think that it was an attempted suicide, or a heart attack from some drug overdose, or anorexia…that probably should have left her dead, but that didn’t because she’s strategic and has a team around her that won’t let her die, even if she wants to because she makes them too much money.

I know that whatever reports we are reading, are all lies, she’s likely not even the one tweeting, they just have a college marketing grad who they pay to write “retarded”…a craft that is funnier than hearing her hick, many voice…

All this to say, who care, she’s better off dead, she offers no good to the world, and has done all she needs to do here…and it’s all fading into obscurity from here…

All so tragic…TO SEE THE HER SLUTTY CONCERT PICTURES CLICK HERE

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

16

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The most interesting thing about women in florida is how leathery their skin is, up on some gator, chain smoking, maybe on meth shit…but they’re so skinny and tanned and fake titied, it’s like being at a gutter stripclub all the time…everywhere you go…

Miley Almost Died – Too Bad She Didn’t
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Disturbing Coloring Books…
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Lookin’ Down Shirts…
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25 Best Teen Drama’s to Masturbate To…
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Anais Pouliot Covered Topless…
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Natalie Dormer Disgusting Lesbian Cameltoe
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Confessions of a Fast Food Worker
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Some New X-Men Trailer
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You’ll Never Believe How Hard This Will Make you Cum
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The Dirtiest Pizza You Will Ever See
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No Parental Supervision..
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True Detective and Family Circus Mash Up…
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2014

15

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

People go on lockdown when it rains in Florida…but the good thing is all these wet, braless girls in tank times, turn the sideways rain into a hard nippled porn scene…at least in my mind…I can’t wait to right swipe them on TINDER…

It’s Summertime…I am drunk on sun and meds…on this pre-death pilgrimage…here’s a song for that…

Here are some stepLINKS

Here’s a list of people you should unfriend on Facebook..
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Lindsay Lohan Drank Vodka at Coachella
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Lindsay Lohan on Two Broke Girls
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Bitches in Glasses
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Vanessa Golub Hot in Monokini
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10 Innovative Ways to Drink
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Kate Upton’s Hottest Photoshoot Ever…Ever…
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Jehane Gigi is a French Model in Lingerie…
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Jenelle Evans is Pregnant in her Underwear
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38 Priceless Twitter Reactions to the US Airways Tweet…
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Dawn Jero is the Half Naked Slut of the Day
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Adrienne Bailon Cleavage!
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13 Booty Shaking Shakira GIFS
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67 Pics of Emma Watson
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New David Cronenberg Movie You Will LIke…
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Cyclops Baby Freaks Me Out
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Madison Murray Hot
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Kate Upton is a Fucking Monster…
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So Many Page Three Tits…Crazy
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Biggest Celebrity Douche Bags
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Model Press Conference
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Candice Swanepoel’s Sexy Midriff
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Ana Braga’s Dumb Bikini is Good To Me…
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Justin Bieber Scaring People at Coachella…
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Margot Robbie is Overrated
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Ice Cube Hilariously Mocks Paul Walker’s Death…
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Lucy Pinder Huge Tits…
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Horseback Riding Pic of the DAy
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Myleene Klass in a Bikini
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I’d Like To Nestle My Cock In Her Ass
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Sluts in NUTS
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18 Celebs Who Have Been in Comas
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13 Paulina Gretzky GIFs
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Lydia Bright in a See Through Shirt
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Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss Porn
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Pervert Llama of the Day
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Natalie Portman’s Bare Ass
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Horrifying Confessions of a Fast Food Workers
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Dina Lohan is Guilty
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Bo Osinski Tit Slip
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I want to fuck Jennifer Hawkins
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Car Unloading Video
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DC Debuts a New COmic
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Cameron Diaz is Old as Fuck
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1950s Pit Stop Versus Today’s Pitt Stop
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Nicole Scherzinger’s Booty in Leggings..
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Lily Allen Pasties…
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DJ Tanner in Spandex!
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Mean but Effective Prank
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Mischa Barton – See Through…
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Gymnast Turned Weightlifting…
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Mad Men Blackploitation Parody!
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Brittany Daniel’s in a Red Dress
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Jessica Hat’s Hot in L’Officiel Paris
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Martha Hunt’s Tits!
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Kate Dickie Naked in Filth!
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Babes Tugging at her Clothes..
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Lady Gaga Wastes Water Because She’s a Cunt
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Sign that Makes Sense
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20 Emma Watson Quotes
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Dirty Porn Vine of the Day
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Hot Topless Girls Playing Twister…
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You’ll Never Believe How Hard This Will Make you Cum
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Is the Sound of this Amateur COuple Fucking Awesome?
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Hot Girl on the Beach…
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Naked Amateur Soaping Up
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Today in Lesbians
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Foot Fetish Video of the Day
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Girl Naked with Fruit…
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Top 5 weird Fuckign Laws
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The best of Lake Bell Tits
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Garden Hose Pussy
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Mimi Faust Sex Tape
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Some Babe in a Bathtub Naked…
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK! BECAUSE FUCKING COUGARS IS GOOD.
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Naked DUde in Walgreens…
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Top 10 Tits for Titty Tuesday!
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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The Most Twisted and Amazing Porn…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

15

Apr

Emily DinDonato Big Tits in a Mesh Shirt of the Day

Emily DiDonato is some Sports Illustrated model….I think she’s been linked to public eneam of the site number one…watery shit filled homosexual Jake Gyllenhaal, who has thrown his 5 foot 7, 140 pound frame in my face at least once, like a little girl on her period…because that’s the kind of bitch he is…

So I have no real respect for any girl, even those using him for fame, but more importantly, those who weren’t good enough for him to keep around as his beard…

But I do respect their tits, when they are showing them off in a mesh shirt, like a low level stripper, because that’s what models have become…and I like that..

Titties for fashion, are still titties…

To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Emily DiDonato

2014

15

Apr

Toni Garrn Topless on the Beach of the Day

Toni Garrn is one of Leonardo DiCaprio’s beards…you know the hired staff model who he helps market and make relevant as a model using his A-List status…but that I can’t imagine is sincere, unless of course Hollywood is a herpes infested place where everyone fucks everyone and no one really cares, because they are all too busy fucking someone else…because in any office I worked at, not that I’ve ever had a job, fucking your co-workers ex, was always frowned upon, but at Victoria’s Secret, no cat fights are had, because they all get the PR hustle, and know how it works…and probably are aware of Leonardo’s homosexuality, since no straight man can really be an actor, as acting is one of the gayest things a motherfucker can do…

That said, she’s topless in Bora Bora…with him, on some retreat….and I like topless

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Toni Garrn

2014

15

Apr

Elizabeth Gillies Slutty Selfies of the Day

Elizabeth Gillies, who is from some Disney shit, and like all the young fame whores, is out there taking selfies of her big cleavage, because she was raised from a young age to understand what people are looking for and giving them what they want for money, all thanks to her opportunist parents!!

It’s the new age hooker with no soul, dedicated to getting as many hits as possible, and tits get hits…especially after paving the way as some wholesome girl who is on kids shows and is marketed to kids…

They all pretend to be wholesome, but are hollywood and have no soul, and all of these girls are young and eager, and get that they have to play ball to keep their dream alive for themselves and the family….

I guess the only exciting thing is where this is going to go, now that everyone is a dirty sluts, that have to put themselves out there to get work…I mean I assume a dark place…which happens to be my favorite place…where everything I look at is porn…

Elizabeth Gillies is on my radar…

Posted in:Elizabeth Gillies

2014

15

Apr

Abbey Clancy Hot Bikini Pics of the Day

Abbey Clancy is a UK Lingerie model, who is not really a lingerie model, but is pushing 30 and has leveraged her brother’s soccer career, to find herself a soccer playing husband, who she has married and now has a solid retirement plan, that allows her to post in her lingerie and bikinis…for free…because paying her in feeding her ego is better than money for a woman with her husband’s credit card…

Not that it matters, what does matter is how good she looks in a bikini…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

If you don’t like that…here she is posing in some backless bra for Ultimo lingerie…

Or you go look at her amazing bikini pics if you CLICK HERE

Posted in:Abbey Clancy

2014

15

Apr

Brooke Marks Brings the Booty Ballet of the Day

Brooke Marks Highlights 4: “Monster Ballet” from Brooke Marks on Vimeo.

Her name is Brooke Marks, I assume she’s a porn chick or cam girl, and she producing fucking legendary dance videos of her half naked and showing off her asses and I think I am in love…

She’s some naked, hot, funny raver chick, I want to marry and she makes me happy the internet exists so people like this have a place to be amazing, and I have something fun to jerk off to…

More girls need to be like this….

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2014

15

Apr

Gigi Hadid in her Boyfriends Homo Music Video of the Day

I have singled out and been abusive towards Gigi Hadid.

She is the really rich Malibu Muslim Barbie, with the multi millionaire father, who got her cast in Guess campaigns, because the founder of Guess is like his brother, and the founder of Guess is also like a brother to the SI Swimsuit editors, leading to Gigi getting that pony she always wanted, only instead of being an actual pony, it was a photoshoot in a major magazine little girls aspire to get…and when you can afford anything, it’s the little things like that, that makes daddy’s princess feel happy…

Now, she’s dating some Australian boy bad singer, who is underage….and she posted this clip from his new video, that she’s in…and for sombre reason I was compelled to post it…a reason I call “Homo shit”…because this is some so fucking homo shit, filled with cum that just got Gay Married, and then Died of AIDS, like it was the 80s HOMO shit…

But I am glad his brat, egotistical girlfriend rich kid, made it all about her…

Here she is in a shitty shoot…

Posted in:Gigi Hadid

2014

15

Apr

Micaela Schaefer’s Easter Dress of the DAy

Part of me hates these low level people who just use the paparazzi for exposure, because they don’t have an actual plan, they aren’t promoting anything, they are just trying to draw attention to themselves by getting naked, or doing whatever it takes to get the paparazzi on board, building an audience I guess they hope makes them money….but the other part of me fucking loves it…

You see without these attention seekers, trying to get more and more creative to get noticed, or written about, the internet would be a boring fucking place…

So when there’s a holiday, or event, or an opportunity to get in stupid costume and make some noise, generate some buzz, and a girl like Micaela Schaefer jumps on it, I kind of love every second of the ridiculousness…It’s that easy girls, just get naked and put yourself out there…I promise to watch.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Micaela Schaefer

2014

15

Apr

Bryanna Holly is Hot for Unleash’d of the Day

You probably don’t know anything about Bryanna Holly, you’ve probably never heard of her, and you are probably not following her on Instagram, but I know she is…she’s a low level LA instagram model, who fucked one of the Kardashians, and milked that experience as hard as she could to get a level of followers that brands think she’s relevant and a “trendsetter” or “influencer” or whatever the fucking catch phrase is for girls who can push product to their idiot virtual fans….

She’s not all that hot, but I like that she’s openly used her vagina to get to where she’s at, all via Brody Jenner, and for some reason, I endorse that behavior and I am reminded that if you are a hot girl, and you aren’t making over 100k a year off being hot, whether it’s escorting, or fucking stripping, porn or even exploited your boss as his slutty assistant…you’re an idiot…

I think these are for some magazine called Unleash’d…and here’s her booty, because despite being not the hottest, she knows her angles and how to selfie proper…and people know how to use her for followers…I dig it,…enough to post it…

Posted in:Bryanna Holly

2014

15

Apr

Izabel Goulart’s Fitness Tip of the Day

I don’t really know what this fitness move is, I just know it’s being performed by Izabel Goulart, the hard-faced, hard-bodied, fitness model sent from Fitness heaven/Brazil to make instagram a better place and remind all your fat sluts that if you got to the gym, you may be a model too…

I just know i want to Lick it…

If you don’t like that…here’s a bikini pic…with her hairy legs…because this is a self shot bikini pic, not a Victoria’s Secret studio shot bikini pic…

Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2014

15

Apr

Kelly Brook Fat Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Kelly Brook posted 3 pictures from what I guess is her lingerie and bikini collection, since that’s the only way Kelly Brook can really monetize her career as a titty model. I mean it’s not like she’s interesting enough to have a reality show, talented enough to act in movies, not that acting really requires talent, it’s more like the ability to lie and troll the fucking world into thinking what you do is important, relevant, or life changing…because that’s what being an egotistical cunt means…

So she’s limited to make money, by licensing her name, promoting products, and I guess that’s what she’s doing, even though she’s barely famous in my mind…and rightfully so, because her body is doughy as fuck, she’s pushing 40 and she’s likely pregnant again, thanks to her big black boyfriend, and this time she won’t strategically have a miscarriage, because it’s time to mom-up…

So take in these tits, they are about to get more milk filled, not that you care, because it’s Kelly Brook and no one cares about Kelly Brook.

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2014

15

Apr

Lacey Banghard’s Weird Sex Selfie Video of the Day

Here’s another Glamour model from the UK…her name is Lacey Banghard and she’s in this ridiculous video of her taking selfies of herself for the LAD MAG youtube channel, which means you won’t see her nipples, you can google her to see her nipples…

But you can see a low level stripper-type with a porno name, totally misguided from her mission or destined quest of being a stripper, you know what the stars and BLOODY moon had lined up for her….and that’s always fun, I guess…I mean I find it boring as fuck, but people seem to think it’s awesome, thanks to tits, so here it is…

Posted in:Lacey Banghard

2014

15

Apr

Dude Spells His Name Proper And Other Videos of the Day

This dude is ridiculous…but if you don’t like the way he spells his name….here are other videos…

A Dog and a Tiger Playing…because it’s cute…

The Girl with Uncontrolable Orgasms

The Comedian Flight Attendent….

Here are some Conjoined Twins…

Pharrell Williams Crying on Oprah…because he’s either full of shit about being proud of spreading his word and his work to the world…or maybe…he legitimately feels like he’s made it now that he’s gone viral, or maybe he’s crying because he’s making so much money…and Oprah gets it…monetize off inspiring idiots.

The model pranksters and their screw the poor prank – made me laugh. – because it shows how full of shit people are as they pretend to care – but don’t actually care…

Posted in:Videos