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2015

27

May

Rebecca Louise by Chi Yan of the Day

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Rebecca Louise by Chi Yan is alright… thanks PMagazine for finding girls in this Free The Nipple, Nudity Makes Us Famous, Kim Kardashian Started from a Sex Tape, Emrata Started from a Nude Shoot, all other models are naked all the time, I’ve seen every VS model naked except maybe one, thanks to the internet and the lines between porn and mainstream are blurred…there is never an absence of babes who strip down, because why the fuck not, being naked is awesome especially when it’s not seen as sleazy like in hardcore internet porn, but rather for photographers and selfies for strangers you meet on tinder…

All this to say this girl is magic…if you consider being naked magic…I consider it standard behavior…

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2015

27

May

Rumer Willis and Demi Moore Dressed the Same of the Day

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There is a fetish in this…and there is a nightmare in this…

Dudes historically love Mom/Daughter sex….I know dudes who have been in situations where they were either dating the mom and fucked the daughter…or vice versa…I do not know people who have fucked mom and daughter at the same time, but I do know they make porn about that…so mom daughter is a thing….whether it is Demi or Rumer…or your neighbors…it’s got an element of hot and naughty…

I guess it just depends on who you are, how weird you are, or how much of a Demi Moore fan you are, because you fell in love with her in ghost, or Striptease and haven’t been able to move on from it because that’s what being a socially awkward loser in his 40s is all about…

But the fact is that even with all her plastic surgery, mom trying to be daughter, dressed like daughter, jealous of daughter because she fears aging thanks to being a hollywood twat…is not hot…it is creepy…and probably something you can find in your hometown via Yoga Pants.

What this is missing is less clothes…but more importanlty…more spread asshole…cuz I prefer comparing mom/daughter genitals over matching outfits…call me weird…because I am…

Here’s some Rumer Ass…

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Posted in:Rumer Willis

2015

27

May

Miley Cyrus Selfie Pose of the Day

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Miley Cyrus took a few wig wearing selfies, in what is one of those standard selfie poses, chin relaxed and aimed upwards, mouth half opened, lips pouted…in what reminds me of sex, but only because of her half open eyes, because that’s just the kind of sex I’ve had…we call it “half dead”…but not dead enough to be considered a necrophiliac…but dead enough to be considered a rapist if you’re a feminist, and a “grey area” rapist…if you’re a normal person…

That said, she’s in wigs, doing some tranny things, topless and in tank top, with some titties…all being weird with zit cream…and there’s a fetish in here…because I want to lick whatever this is…but in my defence I’m a Miley fan…I think whatever she is doing…is good.

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2015

27

May

Cher for Marc Jacobs is Terrifying of the DAy

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So Cher is 70 years old…so I guess in some respects, we should thank Marc Jacobs and his creative directors for putting her in a dress, covering up whatever the fuck a 70 year old Cher’s body may look like….to allow us to focus on her pulled back, demon face…because it is creepier this way…like an old photograph of some evil looking woman in the 1800s who died in your family farm house if you lived in a Horror movie…and in a lot of ways I am sure you do, because I know I do…

But the truth is, that 20 years ago, when she was 50, and did that video of her in a thong and sheer hosiery, her disgusting not quite as old as she is now, but still old as fuck body…was something I jerked off to…but in my defence, I didn’t have internet then and music videos were the only option…because I definitely didn’t find Cher hot, but like my entire sex life, I took what I could get…

Either way, weird use of Cher…

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2015

27

May

Klaudia Brahja for David Bellemere of the Day

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Klaudia Brahja is some model who at 18 shot with one of the better nude model photographers, David Bellemere, and I guess that’s all there is to say about that..I mean historically, photographers are perverts and girls are narcissists who like being the den mother, or focal point of the room…and in that attach themselves to photographers who take pictures of them…it makes everyone feel good…

From the models who feel amazing about themselves as they slowly strip down…to me, who looks at the picture and loves the nudity…which I guess is really the work of a Hero…you on par with the person who foundthe cure to cancer…but who the Pharma’s killed off because they make too much money “treating” cancer…

If you know what I mean…

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2015

27

May

Naked Guy on the Freeway and Other Videos of the Day

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Failed Robbery of the Day

Naked Woman VS Powerlines

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Drunk Memorial Day…

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2015

27

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I used to know a girl who used to only be able to cum from the jets from a swimming pool…which turned out to be pretty inconvenient because she didn’t have a swimming pool…in a lot of ways that is a metaphor for my life..

Here are some stepLINKS…

Girls Tugging at Clothes…
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Suzanne Somers Has Big Tits..
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Dani Thorne in a Bikini
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Allie Mason is the Fame Whore of the Day…
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Rumer and Demi are Twins…
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Car Boarding a Ship Over a Plank
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WTF and Clickbait in the Dictionary
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So Many Animals that are Cute
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Jerry Seinfeld and Julia Louis-Dreyfus do Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee…
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Girls and Cameras…
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The Rock Sets a World Selfie Record
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Kardashian’s Get into Car Accident
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Girl Gets Arrested by Offering a Cop to Toss the Salad
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2015

26

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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When you meet a hot younger woman at the dog park…who just got herself a puppy because she broke up with her Fiance and wanted something to keep her company while she finds herself…probably though sexual escapades that may or may not involve fucking strange 45 year old obese men who look and smell homeless in the dog park…you probably shouldn’t go on a rant about how your dog is a puppy molester, who likes his face up in any puppy, but the younger the fucking better…even if it is true…because girls find that kind of talk creepy…especially when they don’t have a sense of humor…and more importantly….when you seem like you’re talking about yourself…I guess “puppy pussy dripping off his face”….was going one adjective too far…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Which “It Girl” is Lewis Hamilton Spraying His Champagne On?
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Keira Knightley Makes Babies
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So Many Thigh Gaps
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Alessia Tedschi’s Tiny Ass in a Thong
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Kate Hudson Memorial Day Bikini…
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Kristen Stewart’s LEsbian Memorial Day
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Slut of the Day
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Some Ass
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Dakota Johnson is in a Bra
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Duggar Dad – Says Incest is Bad
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Taylor Swift Legs
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Johnny Depp Could Face Jail Time for the Dogs in Australia…
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Lady Victoria Hervey Panty Flash
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Evolution of Women’s Bathing Suits
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Lauren Hayes Bikini
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Ana Cheri Hot Ass in a Bikini
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Redneck Avengers…
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Some Random Hooker in a Bikini
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Some Chick Named Nina…
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Looking Good KESHA
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Irina Shayk is Pretty Amazing
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Petra Nemcova Nipples!
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Caroline Parson Panty Flash
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Fashion Brand Hates Fat Chicks
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Bristol Palin and her Exotic Model Friend…
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20 Glorious Vintage Photos of US Politicians
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Vana White Throwback Photoshoot
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Kate Beckinsale is Amazing
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Two Black Bears in Jersey
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Rachel McAdams of the Day
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The Cost of Weed By State
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28 Mysterious Political Deaths and Unsolved Murders
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Jennifer Nicole Lee – Attention Seeker
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Joan Smalls Nipples!
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SNL Rihanna Met Real Rihanna
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Big Brother Winner…Topless
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Girls Tugging On Clothes
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See Joey Fisher and Other Busty Brunette Celebs Nude
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Just Hanging with Crocs
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Magical Red Stockings…
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Cute Girlfriends
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Student ADvisor of the Day
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The Hottest Webcam Experience You’ll Ever Have…Ever…EVER!!
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So Much Cam Pussy Cam Pussy Cam Pussy
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Chick Fights….
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Jenny McClain Strips…
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Fake Selena Gomez Tits…
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Some Zoe KRavitz
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Greek WHore of the Day
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Just a Couple Nice Girls
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Hot as Fuck, Naked as Fuck, Tight as Fuck Babes Getting Stoned
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Japanese Gameshow of the Day
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Eva Lovia Naked
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Crackhead on a Bus
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New Age Deep Throat
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Cam Girl of the Day
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Shower of the Day
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Big Oily Tits
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Watch live extreme bondage
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Holy Shit Moment
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HOT SLUTS NAKED ANG GETTING STONED !
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

26

May

Kim Kardashian by Ellen Von Unwerth for Vogue Brazil of the Day

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Kim Kardashian did VOGUE…topless because VOUGE is a respectful fashion site and not some bootleg porn magazine that features topless porn chicks….well into their 30s…while fat and moms…and not actively releasing hardcore porn, but while maintaining the same morals and values of a porn chick, because they’ll whore themselves anyway they can…

If you don’t care about this and you shouldn’t because she’s garbage:

Then here’s a youtuber imitating Kim Kardashian

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2015

26

May

Courtney Stodden’s Big Tits Dance of the Day

Courtney Stodden is a magical creature…and I am not just saying that because she released a SEX TAPE …..I am saying it because her tits are so ridiculous…I mean her a href=”http://drunkenstepfather.com/2015/05/14/courtney-stodden-sex-tape-clip-day” target=”_blank”> SEX TAPE is hardly anything to celebrate, it happened a year too late, and should have been happened when she was all over the tabloids for being an underage model wife, when really she was just some hooker pretending to be underage…not to mention…there’s no sex in the a href=”http://drunkenstepfather.com/2015/05/14/courtney-stodden-sex-tape-clip-day” target=”_blank”> SEX TAPE ….

But she does have silly tits, and silly tits are fun to look at and play with, even if they are comical in size…busting at the seam….even if you get to see them when it is far too late to care…in this no attention span world we live in…

That said: BUY HER SEX TAPE HERE

Posted in:Courtney Stodden

2015

26

May

Genevieve Morton’s Big Tits Lip Sync of the DAy

Genevieve Morton has massive and amazing breasts that you probably remember from a decade or two of Sports Illustrated modeling….She’s the Kate Upton before Kate Upton moved in a stole her big breasted Glory…using some American Pride to win against South Africa…even though fat Americans are far lest interesting in accent and for masturbation purposes than South Africans…even if South Africans are given a shitty end of the stick thanks to high AIDS rate, Apartheid, racism and legless Olympian model killers….I think South Africans are the future, and by future I mean of my fantasies…. thanks to these tits…looking down on my…like a queen I must worship…

Here’s some pics of her….modeling bikinis…

Posted in:Genevieve Morton

2015

26

May

Daniella Monet for Snapchat of the Day

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Apparently this Daniella Monet girl is in some show called Nancy Drew, because Hollywood can’t figure out new things to produce, and must remake tried, tested and true stories…because it is easier.

I am pretty sure I’ve never heard of her….but everyone kind of blends into each other with all the shitty TV shows being made…I can’t keep track…

Maybe if I had kids who forced me to watch this nonsense, but more importantly forced me to hate my fucking life….I would zone in on the cute girl on the show for my sexual fantasies since porn becomes something I can sneak in the bathroom for 3 minutes before my wife and horrible children start bugging me…leading me to my car…where I’d end up getting arrested because I live next to a school….so it’s just easier to make these teen stars who are actually in their 20s my foreplay…

Either way, this is from her snapchat…

Posted in:Daniella Monet

2015

26

May

Lena Dunham Lingerie is Terrifying of the Day

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I don’t think Lena Dunham is interesting. I don’t find her shocking. I do find the whole her stripping down boring…and disgusting…even if it is for some feminist own yourself and love yourself despite showing off the product of living a life that leads to heart disease and diabetes…

She’s a rich kid, she’s lazy, her body shouldn’t be on TV or celebrated no matter who she tricked into thinking she was a relevant voice…

Proving yet again that there is no reason for celebrities or why they exist….but more importantly, that fat chicks in lingerie…is repulsive….

I am not mad at any girl for stripping down, I would just rather see do other things with herself…like get her friends like Taylor Swift naked…far more interesting…

I guess this controversy generated some buzz and got the lingerie company some press, which is what she’s getting paid for…but I guess when you get a fucking monster in lingerie…people will notice…even if they should just ignore so that it goes away without leaving the damage this has left…

Posted in:Lena Dunham

2015

26

May

Kate Upton Picture of the Day

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Kate Upton posted this picture on her instagram that isn’t really hot, especially because she made reference to farting as the caption and when you’re as big as Kate Upton, and I don’t mean in terms of being a relevant model and actress, but in terms of being big in size thanks to feeding her tits too much food, farting is the last thing I want to think of, because I know…it’s something she does a lot of…right before she takes a massive shit…and as much as I know girls shit…I am old school and pretend they don’t…

So here are some massive tits challenging me…and winning because I’d like big tits even if they were covered in the shit her overeating produced in the bed she was too lazy to get out of…

Posted in:Kate Upton

2015

26

May

Chelsea Handler Tits Out in the Bahamas of the Day

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Chelsea Handler pulled out her tits in the Bahamas…because this is her thing…it is her way of getting people to listen to her comedy…or notice her now that she’s not on TV every night, because pulling out her tits is probably why she exists, why else would people give her work, especially when she was younger…but more importantly, pulling out her tits is pretty comical…probably her best joke ever…

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