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2014

15

Apr

Help Save Baxter the Dog of the Day

I got this very very important email…for a very very sexy girl on my very very irrelevant Facebook…

A couple months ago my friends’ dog Baxter ruptured a disk in his back leaving his back legs paralyized. Even after his back surgery the poor pup can’t even take a piss without my pals’ having to put a cathater in his dick to eliminate for him, and his poop just goes wherever.

After going into crazy debt, Baxter the dog got his wheels, and he’s scooting around like a pimp! Only two weeks ago he was rubbing his hind quarters raw trying to drag his ass around, and now we are noticing him kicking. Only a little bit, but it looks intentional.
Without a doubt with the proper therapy we’ll see him walk on his own again.
He’s only 3 years old. Cutest thing in the world. Thank you so much for spreading the word.

Now if you know me, then you will know that I think dogs are people too.

They possess the personality traits people like to think they have, like loyalty, and unconditional love, and all the other good stuff they’ve got from evolving into us as our friends and partners, while we’ve all just fallen into a self-involved dark place.

So I will always do what I can to help a dog friend out…and that’s why I encourage you to contribute to Baxter’s cause…

So DONATE HERE
So DONATE HERE
So DONATE HERE

Here’s a video of him…being all handicap able and cute…

So DONATE HERE
So DONATE HERE
So DONATE HERE
So DONATE HERE

Posted in:stepCHARITY

2014

15

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am in Florida – Who wants to do bathsalts and eat homeless people faces after shooting a black kid in a gated community before getting a DUI in Bieber’s rented lambo…and fucking cuban girls…because Cuban girls…like to fuck like it’s the Revolution….

Here are some Morning stepLINKS…

Creepiest Dance on Britain’s Got Talent…
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The Creepiest Looking People Pretty Much Ever
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16 Pet Products That Will Make Your Pet Hate You
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The Rosemary’s Baby Trailer is Silly…
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The Gone Girl Trailer is Here…
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Girl Meets World is Here
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Some Girls in Sports Bras….
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Guy Fieri Abusing a Woman Pic…
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Luckiest Wheel of Fortune Contestant Ever…
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Maria Menounos Ass in Skirt
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Some Girls with Thigh Gap….
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Mimi Faust Sex Tape Goes On and On…
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Topless Models in Denim Jeans…
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Elizabeth Loaiza in Lingerie
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These Girls Will Change Your Fucking Life….or At Least Make You Cum
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

14

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I guess the internet doesn’t like black porn, or black sex tapes, because the second I posted the Mimi Faust sex tape…hackers attacked the site and we’ve been struggling to keep it up all day…serves me right for encouraging this kind of behavior….

Her name is MIMI FAUST AND I LIKE THE WAY SHE FUCKS THE HIP HOP COMMUNITY

Here are some links…

Marloes Horst Gets Fingered at Coachella by Ale Pettyfer
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The US Airways Shit is So Good…
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Girls in Sports Bras…
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Baby Elephant Calf Charging…
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Boobs Can’t Save This Situation
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Miranda Cosgrove in a Photoshoot
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Ultimate Warrior Died of a Massive Heart Attack
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Abbey Clancy is Hot in a Bikini
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Kendall Jenner Does Coachella
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Taylor Swift’s Legs..
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Ashley Benson Whores for McDonalds…
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Elizabeth Loaiza in Lingerie
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Guy on the NEws Caught Looking at Porn
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Jessica Simpson Not So Big in Yellow
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The Bear VS The Avalanche
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18 of the Funniest Youtube Comments Ever
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100 of the Hottest Girls at Coachella
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10 Weird Facts on Human Evolution
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The Problem With Outdoor Raves
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Squeaking Sloth
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Cyclops Baby is the BEst Thing I’ve Ever Seen
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Eating Junk Food at the Gym Prank
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Slut of the Day
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Topless Models in Jeans…It’s a Thing.
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Denise Richards Tank Top
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Cerebral Palsy Workout Video
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John Hamm’s Soccer Documentary…
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Bar Refaeli Big Tits in GIFS
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More Coachella Pics – Because Coachella Happened….
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Nudity in a Very Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas
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Christina Hendricks Will Never Be Pregnant
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Maria Menounos’ Big Booty
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Paris Hilton in a See Through Skirt
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The Hot Rubiks Cube in a Bikini Girl
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A Bunch of Huge Fucking Tits
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Mischa Barton See Through at the Airport
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Claudia Romani’s Butthole
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Taylor Swifts Sneaky Workout Pics
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Kate Upton Tits to Celebrate Her Wanting Smaller Tits
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Joanna Krupa Hot Hot Hot…
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Today in Thigh Gaps!
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Even the Coconuts are Branded at Coachella – So Fucking Lame
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Lookin’ Down Some Big Tits Shirts
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Top 10 stepSMUT posts of the Month…
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Captain America XXX ExxxCLUSIVE
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You’ll Never Believe How Hard This Will Make you Cum
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Perfect Ass Selfie…
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Classy girl Drinking her Own Piss
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Topless Lifeguard of the Day
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK! BECAUSE FUCKING COUGARS IS GOOD.
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Big Boobs Naked in the Bath
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One Dildo’s Not Enough
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Cab Driver Turns Down Sex – I Think it’s a Staged
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An Anal Prolapse Won’t Stop This Bitch
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Fail at Stripteasing…
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Life Changing Anus…
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Mimi Faust Sex Tape
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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The Most Twisted and Amazing Porn…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

14

Apr

Mimi Faust and Nikko from “Love & Hip Hop Atlanta” Sex Tape of the Day

VIVID CELEB has done it again…this time with Mimi Faust…her’s the clip…

If you want to see it more hardcore CLICK HERE

I didn’t know who MIMI FAUST was before today…because I don’t watch Love & Hip Hop in Atlanta. But she seems like my kind of girl, you know the kind who got herself on TV to help increase her rates as a stripper or escort…you know until realizing that Sex Tape may make her the next Kim Kardashian, because that’s what Happens….when you have a sex tape. Just look at all the successful sex tapes that made hundred million dollar brands….like Karissa Shannon, Tila Tequila, Kendra Wilkinson, Laurence Fishourne’s daughter…and countless others…

Not to mention, with hip hop, this kind of thing is totally expected…so here is Mimi Faust from “Love & Hip Hop Atlanta.”, a show I didn’t know exist….before this sex tape…so I guess it’s already working for them in the fame game…


TO SEE THE HARDCORE CLIP CLICK HERE

Here’s the softcore clip…


TO SEE THE HARDCORE CLIP CLICK HERE

Do it and not because you like naked black dudes fucking bitches hard…do it because you love fame whores…who do this for attention!

I love it all.

TO SEE ALL OF VIVID’S AMAZING SEX TAPES CLICK HERE

Posted in:Sex Tapes

2014

14

Apr

US Airways are a Bunch of Pervert Porn Pedlars of the Day

So US Airways automated response, randomly selected the best fucking Boeing 777 pic to ever retweet to their audience of what I can assume are a lot of people who aren’t following them for the pussy pics…

This shit is probably the best fuck up a corporation has made in a while, up there with the local affiliate who played a porn scene during the superbowl, only this is for some reason way funnier to me…like a plane crash right into a aviation fetishists vagina…

I am so into this…US Airways is so good at Twitter. Let’s hope they start doing live demos of this on their flights using their flight attendants…

Posted in:LOLZ

2014

14

Apr

Alleged Taylor Swift Ass Workout Pics of the Day

I don’t really know if these are pics of Taylor Swift working out, I mean how could I really tell if they were her. I don’t know what her ass looks like, and even if I was intimately involved with her ass, like if I ate it everyday like the countless lovers she’d had and exposed and exploited over the years, because it makes her look like the victim, instead of like the slutty black widow who likes to cum…to whoever she can…it’s good for marketing…I wouldn’t know if this was her ass…but what I Do know is that watching girls workout is pornographic, and if they are willing to do it next to a window while pervert photographers take pictures of their short shorts in various states of squat, we don’t need the pics to be of Taylor Swift to be worth looking at, we just need them to have happened…and they did.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2014

14

Apr

Mischa Barton Nipple of the Day

There was a time when Mischa Barton was the Queen of Coachella…you know where her everyday life involved her doing Coachella type things, like drugs and laziness, all while dressed like a dirty fucking hippie, but designer and cleaner, even though she was unshowered and disgusting…a disgusting that she’s been able to carry on with her into her years of irrelevance, that may show glimmer of a comeback, or maybe that’s just me being distracted by her nipple that she’s showing off because she doesn’t give a fuck and it’s just a nipple you virgin losers…and I guess it gives you Mischa Barton fans something to jerk off to besides her puking scene from under the bed in The Sixth Sense…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Mischa Barton

2014

14

Apr

Candice Swanepoel Has the BEst Bikini Pic of the Day

I don’t think Candice Swanepoel was at Coachella, because she’s clearly not trying to be a cool kid, at the cool party, with all the other cool kids, that if you really tried to look at them, you’d realize aren’t cool at all…

But she did still manage to post a bikini pic, that is probably one of the better bikini pics I’ve seen in a while, because her body is fucking amazing…and the POV shot..is hot..

The only think it’s missing is her hands slid down her bottoms…describing what she feels…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2014

14

Apr

Hilary Duff in a Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Hilary Duff goes from billionaire puck slut, who likes team initiations in her pussy, rather than her ass, that end up in marriage and pregnancy….only to call a divorce because she needs a little change, or maybe she just needs a new object to put in her pussy, or maybe marriage just awful, and even Hilary Duff can’t subject herself to that normalcy…not to mention it’s totally uncool to have a kid in wedlock, I mean it’s not the 50s, single parent households are responsible for all the interesting people, like strippers and pornstars…

But apparently, she’s called off the divorce, they are back together, because when bored and rich and famous, you need to create drama to keep your childish life interesting, and it’s good for publicity, probably better than these strategic bikini…that don’t’ show off her mom body at all, thanks to shadows…but I can assure you, there’s bikini under all these lighting tricks…she just doesn’t want you to see it…

Posted in:Hilary Duff

2014

14

Apr

Coachella Happened and Not Enough People Died of the Day

Coachella looks like a fucking nightmare.

It seems like a lot of try hard, poser, LA rich people trying to be part of something epic or legendary, when it’s almost like just going to some amusement park brought to you by McDonald’s.

It seems about as Authentic as anything Hollywood, an event with a false illusion that you need to be a part of it, to really matter in this world. You know scenester shit…where no one really has fun, but everyone pretends to have fun, because when they are in it, they are at Coachella, and you’re not, and they can’t admit it sucks…or if they do, it will be in a hipster way, like saying how it was too hot, or how three models would not stop asking for coke that it was annoying…

I mean, I think anything filled with celebrities who really don’t matter in the grand scheme of things, and their idiot followers, or other idiots who want to be part of that world, is a great place for a strategic natural disaster to hit…

It’s a good money making hook for people who want to party with celebrities, destroyed by corporate sponsorships, because it’s all about making money….

The whole thing reminds me how fucking lame the world is…But it does get these idiots in bikinis…and that’s something I like…because as pathetic a hobby as BIKINI pics is…I feel like it’s better than trying to join these fools as if I was one of them or part of their movement…because these people, in the event you weren’t aware, are the fucking devil.

Here’s Emmy Rossum in a Bikini with Flowers in her Hair…must be for Coachella…

Here’s Mackayla Moroney…

Here’s Ashley Benson and Shay Mitchell in bikinis…


Here’s Vanessa Hudgens in a bikini…

Here’s Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Coachella

2014

14

Apr

Lake Bell Topless in Esquire of the Day

Lake Bell is some New York city rich kid, who I am sure I have heard of, but has barely done anything significant enough for me to notice, at least not in the mainstream, so I wikipedia-ed her to see what her deal was, and it turns out she’s 35, which may be old as fuck, but apparently not too old to show her tits in a magazine, and along with a bunch of shitty acting jobs, she writes and directs and stars in her own movies, which despite being some narcissist hustle, I kind of respect that she’s taken on the industry with her own resources, without them, and that may make her a bigger star than working for the hollywood assholes, it’s a DIY strategy that I like…but maybe I’m just distracted by her nipples in Esquire…

Posted in:Lake Bell

2014

14

Apr

Miley Cyrus Dancing with her Sister for Instagram of the Day

Miley Cyrus is a good influence on her tween sister. It’s like she’s paving the way to erotic stripper dancing, making it okay for her when she comes up to do something a little more hardcore now that Miley’s exhausted the options. Not to mention, she’s coming to age in a broken home now that Achy Breaky and Stripper mom are split up, and that alone can make for some good times when coupled with trying to outdo the sister, a drug addiction from having too much money and being raised in Hollywood, and all the other good stuff that comes with the recipe for disaster that comes with being Noah Cyrus…

So here’s part one of the demise…the instagram twerk.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

14

Apr

Cameron Russell and Sara Sampaio Models Bikini of the Day

Cameron Russell and Sara Sampaio are some Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated bikini modela…and here they are modelling bikinis…shocking…it’s their fucking job..that’s what they fucking do and what they are meant to do…and what they are trained to do and what they are in contract to do…and it’s at the point of barely being interesting in terms of the shoot itself, or even just being girls in bikini…but whatever..I’ll still look because I can and really have very little else to do right now

Posted in:Cameron Russell|Sara Sampaio

2014

14

Apr

Nina Agdal Behind the Scenes Pics of the Day

Nina Agdal is in some behind the scenes for some photoshoot that I didn’t bother researching because I research is for nerdy weirdos and I don’t really care for Nina Agdal, not even when she gets nude pics of her from dudes she fucked in Miami posted to the internet, because people fuck, and this model, despite being a big name, doesn’t make much money, is no different than most hookers out there, and really may even still hook to live the lavish life while trying to recruit gay celebrity husbands like Adam Levine, who she turned out to be not good enough for, which is pretty bad, considering he’s the worst, so bad that I can’t even look at her objectively, all I see is maroon….and it’s the fucking worst.

Posted in:Nina Agdal

2014

14

Apr

Rita Ora Topless in Elle of the Day

Rita Ora is the Rihanna replacement.

I’ve never heard any of her songs, or maybe I have, but they haven’t been sold off to the radio stations like they were Katy Perry, Rihanna, Gaga and all the other very mainstream acts that get a ton of fucking airplay, not because they are good songs, or people call in requests, but because it’s a fucking business and the radio is designed to sell tickets to shows, you know the frontline, forced content on people, media that doesn’t care about what’s best for any of us, despite being such a big part of our life, unintentionally, but still in every store we walk into…

That said, Rita Ora was signed when Rihanna was acting all crazy and could have ended up dying of a drug overdose…but has since calmed down and is making everyone money, putting this one on the bench until they need to bring her out, and I guess while she waits she gets topless in magazines, and she’s got big tits, so that’s not a horrible thing…probably much better than any of the songs she sings..

Posted in:Rita Ora