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2016

24

May

Bar Refaeli’s Fat in Elle Spin of the Day

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Bar Refaeli must still be big in Europe, I mean if you measured her she’d be big everywhere, all fat like she’s thrown in the towel thanks to her A-List hooking taking a backseat to settling down with a rich man and making babies…

She’s still out there shamelessly promoting herself, not her underwear line today, but her pregnancy, probably planning on making the social media star so that she can tap into all the baby product money and mom market money – because she likes money…and money likes her, mainly because money is Jewish and Jewish men need to marry Jewish women to keep their family happy and those Jewish women should be model women instead of lawyer or accountant Jewish women – since it makes you look like you have more status at events…so a hot Jewish woman is more valuable than GOLD….and diamonds that dudes will surely have to buy…

I guess I have higher expectations for Bikini models…

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2016

24

May

Rita Ora’s Big Tits of the Day

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Rita Ora wore a sheer shirt on her snapchat – because she’s the tits…and not in a Bro kind of way – calling their friend “the tits’ because they are so great – Rita Ora is the tits because it’s the only thing she has going for her…it’s the only reason she’s got a record deal – the only reason people care – and the only reason why people talk about her and allow her to continue her Rihanna impersonations…that she’s slowly becoming too old to really pull off official…because she will never be Rihanna – she’ll sure as hell try though…

She’s the worst, but I guess anyone dying to be famous is going to be pretty fucking shit…but she’s got tits..

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2016

24

May

Anne Hathaway Big Momma Tits of the Day

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Everyone may hate Anne Hathaway for being a cunt who doesn’t deserve the Oscar for cutting off her hair…while other people love her for being the Princess Bride…while I just don’t give a fuck about her and her irritating face and acting roles…but we can all agree on one thing…we don’t mind watching her mom mom tits in a dress at a premiere…because mom tits make milk and human milk is way less weird than drinking cow milk…it’s more natural…but tell the pregnant girl you’re trying to latch at the grocery store that and she’ll just call you weird and/or get you arrested….

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2016

24

May

Naked Man Running Into Car and Other Videos of the Day

Rapid Response Police VS Road Rage

Be Careful on a Dirt Bike – This is Footage of a Guy Going Paralyzed from Waist Down

Hugging Husband in Poland – Flips his Shit and beats his Bitch

Terrifying Swan Dive

Student Driver of the Day

MSNBC Calls Bill Cosby Bill Clinton

Man VS Electric Eel

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2016

24

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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No matter how tired I am….I can always muster the energy to ask a girl for nudes, to ask her when the last time she masturbated, to ask her how big and what color her bush is, to ask her for nudes…or to ask her to describe the last time she made a guy cum without using her hands – mouth or pussy – like I run my own twisted game show…

Unfortunately, that’s not a marketable skill that will make me private jet money..but it’s so much more rewarding than that…it’s what really matters in this dark scary world….

Here are some morning links…

Slutty Girls Tugging on Clothes
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Anne Hathaway’s Kardashian Dis – Because Everyone Uses the Kardashians to get Noticed – Even Anne Hathaway
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Kim Kardashian Sloppy TITs
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Bill Cosby Admits to Sex with Teens
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A Tour of Jackie Chan’s Secret Home
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Guys Have Lunch with Shia LeBeouf
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Emma Watson as Beauty and the BEast
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The Universe Explained in 4 Minutes
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Kesha Sings Johnny Cash
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Serena Williams – Trick Shots
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2016

24

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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I spent my day drunk on tequila – looking at booty in bikinis – while trying to figure out where my life went completely wrong…

But before I fully gave up and jumped into the kiddie pool in efforts to drown myself….I passed out and woke up now – ready to bring you the ever important – life changing stepLINKS…

Funny things happened today – from youthful instagram photoshoots I helped direct by saying “show me your tits”….”pull out your vagina lips”….to…no that’s pretty much it…and you don’t even care…but either do I…blogging is such an embarassing hobby when I can spend my days staring at real life tits that ignore me…

Here are some stepLINKS..

Girls in THIGH Gaps – GAPING – THIGH GAPES
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Kesha Raped Johnny Cash Like he was Dr Luke
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Gwen Stefani’s Monster Face at the Award Show
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Bella Hadid Big Tits
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Zero Men Work at Huffington Post
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The Worst American Airlines Story
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Do you like hot chicks how like to get high?
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Game of Thrones Promo
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Anne Hathaway – Milk Tits
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Rihanna is Pregnant Lookin’ at the Billboard Awards
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Mariah Carey’s Nipple at the Night Club
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Kendra Wilkinson Has a Terrible Song.
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Girls with Huge Fucking Tits…
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Garbage Instagram Whore in a Bikini
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Adele Looks her Hottest in this Video of Her Looking Like a Pile of FLoral Shit
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Bella Hadid Witch Faced
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Plane on a Low Pass
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Heidi Klum Topless in France
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Russian Girl with Crazy Hair
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Farrah Abraham Stripping
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Flame Thrower Guitar
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Pitcher Saves Himself from Concussion
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Hot Girls Do Selfies…
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Elijah Wood Says There are Pedos in Hollywood
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Kate Hudson – BRALESS
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Fat Stripper – Rapes Man
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Big tits – Strapped Up
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Pussy at the BEach
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Classy Hazing
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Hipster Fashion Nipple Shoot
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Naked Yvonne Strahovski
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Topless at the Gym
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Big Tits on Cam
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

23

May

Hailee Steinfeld in Bikini of the Day

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I like this vagina forward picture of Hailee Steinfeld, not because I think Hailee Steinfeld is hot, despite her looking fitter than ever…

I never watched True Grit, and if I did, I wouldn’t have eagerly waited for the actress’ 18th birthday so that I can finally jerk off to her without guilt…

I assume that so many Hailee Steinfeld fans are creeps who fall for an actress when they are underage and stick it out….when they are of age because it feels less wrong. It happened with Lohan, Chloe Grace, Harry Potter Chick and pretty much any girl who turned 18 while famos….

I never liked Hailee Steinfeld, especially not her pop career, if anything I find it laughable and a sign of the times where anyone with any level of low level fame, can put out an album to cash out.. even if she’s making fucking bank on songs about her masturbating…and touching herself…doesn’t mean it’s godo…

I just like the vagina forward stance because it reminds me of an old joke about a girl with a vagina that would chase people and the host body that couldn’t control it….you wouldn’t understand…no one understands…

She has ass from a great angle in a skimpy bottom…

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She also Had hard nipples in a one piece…..

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I guess the nice thing about Steinfeld is that she’s not posting the shameless pics on social media like Lohan, she lets the paparazzi do it so she looks innocent and angelic when we all know they are all a bunch of whores!

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2016

23

May

Ariel Winter Went to Prom of the Day

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I guess her family didn’t rob her of a normal childhood…because here’s Ariel Winter the 18 year old who has already had her tits remodeled thanks to being on TV since she was very young thanks to her parents whoring her out….at prom…like a normal girl…

Unlike a normal girl, she was home schooled on set where the teacher did all the work for her, as the actors union forced the production company to have her in school while acting…but like all actors they get to go through the motions and really pretend in their vapid empty but well paid existence that they really experienced it…bullshit, but cleavage pics….

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2016

23

May

Old Man Lindsay Lohan in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is everything….including a clever little censor who doesn’t want the world to see her tits because she’s already shown the world her tits and it didn’t really do much for her….other than make people bored of her…not because she has bad tits, in fact she’s got amazing tits, but once you see the tits you don’t really need the girl anymore…you got what you want..partially because fucking her will make your dick fall off, but also becuase she’ll never fuck you – she aims for money to maintain her lifestyle – she’s Lohan…you know…pretty A list name, even though she hasn’t worked…

So she’s being subtle and coy, showing us she’s in a bathing suit..but making sure the railing blocks out everything that matters…and that is a tragedy….because I love Lohan as she falls apart, she’s a reminder of the glory days but more importantly – her tits are glorious…

She’s probably the biggest pain in the ass to hang out with – or date – even her face in these pics looks like she’s mad and complaining..that’s why I SAY solve the issue with the only redeeming thing we can…tits…and she can’t even get that right…

She posted this pussy / bikini bottom not panty / flash on her instagram – good work girl…not that it’s actually work, I mean it’s Lohan…getting out of bed and not dying of a drug overdose is her idea of working…but it is panty flash!

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2016

23

May

Woman Strips in India Police Station and Other Videos of the Day

Naked Man in Studio City….

Girl Bikes into a Van

Girl With Disgustingly Long Hair

Man Beaten and Robbed for a Gold Chain – in Philly

Flood Takes Out Building

Car VS Restaurant

Man Atttacks Women in Maimi Market

Drunk idiot Body Slams a Bench

Testicle Training in China

Naked Vegan’s in Spain

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2016

23

May

Billboard Music Awards of the Day

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Billboard Music Awards are the most bootleg and irrelevant music awards behind the America Music Awards, bother are Dick Clark Productions, because Dick Clark will never die, he will just be cloned and raised as Ryan Seacrest.

Unfortunately, I watched at least an hour of the award show, so you don’t have to, thanks to hanging out with girls who walk around their house in the skimpiest panties and crop top shirts because it is comfortable and they are all sluts who grew up on porn pretty much making the decisions on what we watch…and at 18…seeing The Weeknd and Drake on a Sunday is everything for them…I mean besides taking selfies and posting snapchats…

Who am I to get in the way of that, not that I was really watching anyway, I was more into staring at their pussy definition….

I’d like to thank TINDER and the fearless nature of 18 year olds due to the internet, and porn, for letting this happen.

That said…

I saw:

1- Celine Dion Cry becasue she’s an emotional and terrifying french Canadian…

2- Rihanna look like she’s on heavy fucking drugs and pregnant on her way to walmart…

3- Adele premiere a new video where she looked beautiful – or her prettiest because she found a way to look skinny..

4- Kesha looking like she ate Adele for dramatics…

5- Some really skinny bitch who wasn’t 11, but had the body of an 11 year old..

6- Gwen Stefani sing country since she’s been slurping on country.

7- Madonna thanking Prince for a Sinead O’Connor song….she couldn’t sing…I can’t even post the shit it was so bad…

8- A Lot of Jonas Brothers and Demi Lovato…too many people care about these people who are the worst…

9- That’s all I got…which is a lot…considering I fucking hate award shows…and I have no short term memory…and I was in a room with a young fat ass not wearing much..so I had better things going on…but in the defence of the billboard awards…shitting yourself in public from being drunk is better than the billboard awards….is better things to do…this event that isn’t eventful for an event that is marketed huge and that costs a fortune..in a world that is not that eventful…it’s all the same pop trash idiots who look the same singing songs that have already been done in a new format…turning everyone into distracted fucking robots…

10 – I missed Britney in her Underwear….

11- Lindsey Vonn Lookin’ Like one of Tiger’s Hookers…Because she was one…

12- Ciara was the host…

13- Arianna Grande is a Fucking Creep…

14 – Jessica Alba’s Mexican Skin Elasticity is Keeping her Hot as Fuck…

15- Kate Beckinsale is Everything….and I’m not even a virgin loser who watched underworld…

16- Mila Kunis is alright with a mouth she uses to make Kutcher Bust in her Face…

17 – That’s enough of this bullshit – TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Events|SFW

2016

23

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Canada does their May long weekend a week before American Memorial Day…so as I right this…I am missing out on at least one bikini on boat party, or bikini by the pool party, or bikini at a BBQ getting drunk going on…not because I had to “work” on the site, I don’t work…that’s why I have a blog…and not because I am too busy doing other important things…and not even because I don’t leave the house and hate everyone…but because no one invited me to their bikini parties…

I am just that kind of loser…the good news is that I can sit in the park and wait for bikinis I don’t know to come to me…it’s almost as good as being around bikinis you know..because of the excitement of trying to not creep them out while being a creepy scumbag who is creeping everyone who notices you out…with your hands down your pants drooling at the sight of half naked girls…

Here are some long weekend in Canada, no where else, stepLINKS in the morning…

Really Fucking Fit Girls….in GIFs
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Leo Took a Private Jet to Accept an Environmental Award – Because he Pollutes
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Russian Girl with Crazy Hair
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Shooting a Watermelon with a Potato Gun
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Jason Strantham Competing in a 1990s Diving Event
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Kourtney Kardashian in a Slutty Outfit in Vegas
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Playboy Chick Alyssa Arce Showing Her Pubic Bone
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50 Pics of Cute Chicks
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Jessica Hart in a Bikini
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Madonnna Prince Tribute is Terrifying
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Tyga has a New Fat Social Media Girlfriend
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Arrow Star in Heels
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2016

20

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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I went out at lunch today and ended up next to a group of girl in leggings and crop top shirts, rockin’ Victoria’s Secret bags, fake tans…they were clearly mall shoppers with too much make-up….one was even doing her nails at the table, a touch up from the manicure she got from Viet ladies at the spa…they had great asses, round ass, fat asses….it looked like they went to the gym to only work on their asses and they probably did….one had fake tits, one had no tits and the fat one…who kept talking about black guys she fucks…was dressed like she wasn’t fat…

They were basic, middle of the road, average girls…in my era they would have been GAP shoppers, rockin’ their Khakis…..but thanks to the Kardashians…and I guess Jersey Shore…the GAP turned Ed Hardy Tribal Tattoo has turned into this….

I don’t interact with humans, but when I see the things I see in pop culture trickle down to these people…so many people…I realize why the Kardashians work…everyone is too into themselves to bother pointing and laughing and hating…instead they are like “she’s popular, must be doing something right’….

This isn’t a post about the Kardashians…it is a post about humanity…how we are all doomed…but at least perverts like me can stare at their asses….and if I was younger, I’d buy bottles in clubs and fuck them all…they look porny.

So my pledge to you this weekend is to go out there and find some mall shoppers…if not to fuck but to stare at…it’s the weirdest shit ever…

Here are some steplinks…


Girls Not Wearing Bras
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Olivia Munn is the Worst – But She’s in a BIkini Top
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Demi Lovato’s Oiled Up Tits
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Some Farrah Abraham Tit for Old Times
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Ginger Spice Has Lost Her Mind
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Selena Gomez – Slutty in Concert
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Google Announces New CAPTCHA For Stoners
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Sara Underwood Keeps Bringing the ASs
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Today in Rachel McAdams…
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Alesix Ren in Shorts
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Hot Selfies
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Kanye’s 8 Minute Rant on Ellen Because He’s a Kardahians
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Kendall Jenner Nipple
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Eating Baby Mice in Taiwan
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Cara Delevigne Has a Nipple
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Chrissy Teigen Tits
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Pam ANderson’s Face
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Kesha is a Big Girl
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NBA East VS West Cheerleaders
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Ear Piece Universal Translator Like Star Trek Exists
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Dirty Girls…
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Demi Lovato Hates Taylor Swift
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Bella Hadid Has a Nipple
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Gas Station Employee Smashes Man’s Tail Light
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This Christina Aguilera Whitney Houston Hologram Duet is Terifying
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Oiled Up Tits For Cannes
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Hot Things That Bounce
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Hot Girl Maintains a Long Distance Relationship
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Just a Normal Girl on a Beach Vacation
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Just a Gay Guy Attempting Straight Porn
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Big Lindsay Pelas Tits
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Topless Tennis
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Vagina Puppet Show!
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Hot Heather Naked
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

20

May

Heidi Klum Topless of the Day

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Heidi Klum is in Cannes…so she did what you do when you’re European to begin with and you get on a boat…especially when you’re old as fuck and still look this good…so it doesn’t matter when you get topless, if anything it’s a fucking humble subtle brag….especially when you factor in her dozen kids she has with SEAL who was a massive man – with a penis you know destroyed this woman in so many way – yet still bounced back looking like this…

Maybe it’s science, I am not a scientist, maybe it’s german genetics thanks to HITLER….maybe she likes to be shit on…I don’t have these answers…but I’ll just stare at her tits instead…and that’s saying a lot since girls die at 25 to me…

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2016

20

May

Josie Canseco’s Lookin’ Good in her Best Slutty Pics Ever of the Day

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Josie Canseco is the 19 or 20 year old daughter of Jose Canseco. She was trashily named Josie after her daddy, because just because dude’s a roided up baseball player who made millions before shooting off his hand, doesn’t mean he’s classy…especially when Baseball groupie turned wives are strippers from the road…

This is some straight from the trailer park new money spoiled brat and she’s fucking perfect..

What isn’t perfect is that these pics which are AWESOME, and I hate all pics and photographers, they seem so cheesy…but these are done by PURIENNE one of the best pre-instagram nude photographers….

The problem is that these aren’t nudes, but are censored, photoshopped out nipples and pussy, when the shoot is for fucking PLAYBOY…

So PLAYBOY in doing this whole SFW bullshit, has decided to take as RISKY as they can implied nude pics…without showing nudity…when they are PLAYBOY….to generate ad dollars….but they’ll go 98 percent of the way there..

It’s just fucking stupid, ridiculous and silly..just own who you are, anyone who conforms for ad dollars is a fucking pushover, corporate puppet faggot.

We all know they are gonna go back to naked…we don’t need more instagram pics…that aren’t even as nude as instagram pics because people aren’t nipple removing assholes – not even VICTORIA’S SECRET!

Garbage – but this girl is great…and shouldn’t be censored…by the looks of this shoot – she looks like she was really ready to bring the penetration….and when a girl is ready for that – who are you to stop her mr Photographer man…

Rich kids…troubled or not…going hard for attention or a TV show because they already have money and don’t need to be doing this – is everything….

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