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2014

15

Sep

Lindsay Lohan in Wonderland of the Day

Lindsay Lohan crawled out the sewer of irrelevance that her crackhead face and body live in…to do an editorial fashion shoot for a magazine called Wonderland…and as it turns out, with the right amount of lighting, the right quality camera, the right level of photoshop where she’s really only 10 percent LOHAN and 90 percent retouched new computer generated Lohan…something Lohan should get used to because based on her hard battered face, she’ll be a hologram at the VMAs like she was TUPAC, in no time…thanks to premature death.

That said…

I still think she’s amazing, I would still have unprotected sex with her everyday, hoping to get her pregnant, even tough it is safe to assume she doesn’t get her period anymore, and I believe that if she doesn’t die soon, she will win an Oscar…it’s like the affirmations she tells herself every morning – she hasn’t peaked, in fact she hasn’t even started yet, all that pre-25 year old stuff was just practice for what she has planned for us…I am in love.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2014

15

Sep

The Hayden Panettiere Tit Pic is Fake of the Day

At least one person emailed me the above picture of Hayden Panettiere topless or pulling out her tits. I guess it is from some over zealous Hayden Panettiere fans, who I assume are all over zealous, because in order to be a Hayden Panettiere fan, you have to be all kinds of socially awkward and weird…you know the kind of guy who will spend hours on photoshop for his masturbation purposes…because guess what…this titty pic isn’t real and it is my duty to protect the honor of hacked celebrity women who probably love the attention because they are celebrities to begin with, a career based on wanting people talking about them….I am a hero

Here’s the real pic…

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere

2014

15

Sep

Miss Nebraska Panty Flash of the Day

You’d think I would be into Beauty Pageants that celebrate vapid women and make them come across as half retards who aren’t even that hot, but who instead are doing pageants because actual hot girls are working models and actual smart girls have fucking jobs, it’s the middle of the road, hoping some kind of miracle happens when on national TV, as the world, and by world, I mean low income middle americans waste their time watching, because they like network TV, it tells them what to watch without all the confusion of netflix, itunes and hulu….

That said, if you are going to lower yourself to the level of Pageant trash, you might as well make some noise and flash your panties, panties you shouldn’t be wearing at all to really generate some buzz around you, but panties nonetheless..

It’s a perfect gateway for when the sex tape drops in 3 years…you know marketed as “Miss Nebraska 2014, the Panty Flasher Takes off her Panties for Huge Black Cock”…you know, because this is where you peak before heading back to working the walmart cash.

Here’s one of the contestants with a dumb as fuck talent – this pageant shit is a fucking joke

Posted in:Pageants

2014

15

Sep

Man on Scooter Films Up a Girls Skirt and Other Videos of the Day

Bungee Jump that Doesn’t Bungee

Teacher Breaks Up Cat Fight

9 Month Pregnant Weightlifter..

Mugged Girl Takes Down her Muggers

Customer gets hacked after forcing waitress to sing

Girl Almost Gets Run Over

The Man Who Handles an Interview Pretty Well

Posted in:Videos

2014

15

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I was sitting next to some fat chick who was pigging out on breakfast with her friend, I know amazing, fat girls have friends…but what was even more amazing…was that she was talking about her boy trouble like she was Sex and the City, because she clearly thought she was sex in the city,

I just couldn’t believe guys fucked her, I was like “Fat chicks get this much cock, what’s wrong with the world”…then I remembered, the world is filled with perverts who will pretty much fuck anything they find on online dating sites, so as she thinks her life is a movie or TV show with high dramatic curve, she’s actually just a masturbation tool for men everywhere who wouldn’t be caught dead with a bitch, but will come over and “watch a movie”..with a bitch…

All this to say, fat, disgusting girls get sex too. Thanks TINDER.

Insane Talent Portion of the Miss America Pageant
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Hot Wet Girls.
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Kanye West Doesn’t Care About Wheelchairs
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12 People Who Aren’t Handling their Third Wheel Status Well
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This is Miss AMerica – Who Cares You Unpatriotic Fucks
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Terroist Poem of the Day
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Hip Hop on Jeopardy
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WATCH GIRLS WHO WANT TO BE WATCHED BUT PRETEND THEY DON’T
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Urban Outfitters Made a Pretty Next Level Shirt…
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10 GIFS good for any Conversation
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

12

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

When dealing with girls – don’t ask them “if you want to taste it” – in reference to pretty much everything and anything- they won’t like it and they won’t give you their address or invite you over or even let you park outside their houses and masturbate after following them home. They will however find you weird.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Things That Bounce
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10 People Caught Doing Inapproriate things in Class
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Pam Anderson’s Huge Tits in a Bra…
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Neil Young is Dating Daryl Hannah
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Miley Cyrus Bikini Wax
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Update on the Iggy Azalea Sex Tape
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Angelique Morgan Big Cleavage
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Sofia Vergara Big Cleavage
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Yara Khmidan’s Hot Half Naked Pics
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Slut Of the Day
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Nicki Minaj’s Fake Ass Popped
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Emma Stone of the Day
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Ariana Grande Panties
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Lizzy Caplan Huge Cleavage and Hard Nipples
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Nicole Kidman’s Dad is Dead –
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The Hottest Pics of Emmy Rossum
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Jasmine Villegas in a Bikini
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Candice Swanepoel at an Event
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Ariana Grande Panty Flash
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Julianne Hough – Interesting Cleavage
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Olivia Holt is Alright
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Anais Zanotti’s Bikini Pics
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Bikini Babe and her Resuscitation Fail…
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Some Sophie Chick Doing the Splits for the Paparazzi
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The Girl Losing Her Shit Thanks to Road Rage
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Cheerleaders of the Week
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Fergie and Her Baby
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Girls with Tattoos
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15 Cartoons Turned Inappropriate
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Train Station Arrest
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Miley Cyrus Belly Shirt
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13 Animals Having Some Strange Fucking Dreams
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Deputy Attaks Inmate that Laughs at Him..
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Paris Hilton’s Dog is 13,000 Dollars
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Kimberly Garner is Hot
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Some Interesting Pictures of the Human Race
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The End of the Soviet Era in Germany
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Neighbors Fighting
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36 Facts About Chicken
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Petra Nemcova – Tsunami Survivor Cleavage of the Day
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9 Shocking Documentaries
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Ali Larter – Pregnant at the Gas Station
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22 Ironic Photos
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People React to 50 Shades of Grey
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Dark and Twisted Version of Pop Culture Duos
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The 25 Most Romantic Movies on Netflix Right Now
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Luma Groethe Topless in Vouge
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Nina in Lingerie
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CBS Pulled a Rihanna Song
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Yasmine Colt in a Bikini
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Amazing Busty Babe
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Masters of Twerking..
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Sharon Stone Naked in Playboy in 1990
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Phil Varone’s Groupies Exclusive
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Bella Thorne Thong Flash
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Angry White Chicks
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Some Naked Chick at the BEach
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A Girl With a Strong Vibe
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WATCH GIRLS WHO WANT TO BE WATCHED BUT PRETEND THEY DON’T
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Top Celebrity Nude Scenes
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Topless at the BEach
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Some Random Chick With an IMDB Page – Naked
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Girls Showing Their Shaved Vag…
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Blonde Amateur Babe…NAKED
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Penthouse Girls are Amazing
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Awesome Links From Around the Web
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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SEE CAM GIRLS AT STEPGIRLCAMS

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

12

Sep

Scout and Tallulah Willis in Topless Sisters in Pictures Together of the Day

Scout Willis and Tallulah Willis are sisters….

Scout Willis and Tallulah Willis are sisters posing together topless….

Scout Willis and Tallulah Willis are sisters who probably had a pretty twisted and distorted rich kid syndrome upbringing that leads to this kind of implied sisterly erotic…

Scout Willis and Tallulah Willis are sisters who after doing this shoot have become my absolute favorite sisters…because not enough sisters pose topless and half naked together…it’s a thing usually reserved for twins and freaks who fuck each other thanks to broken homes that lead to porn careers….

You see, so many dudes have sister fetishes…because it’s not real incest, it’s just masturbation…so this free spirited and artistic behavior up on some “artistic” hippie that isn’t quite a hippie thanks to a trust fund that I guess allows them to be fake hippies while actual hippies need to work…naked photoshoot I kind of love…

TO SEE THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Scout Willis|Tallulah Willis

2014

12

Sep

Cailin Russo for Randall Slavin of the Day

Cailin Russo is a hipster instagram model with a “rockstar” dad, and she’s showing some stubbly vag in a skimpy bathing suit bottom, and I don’t hate her for what she does, I encourage this kind of behavior from any girl, especially those in LA who can actually end up getting cast for bigger and better things, like Bieber Music Videos, getting famous off their tits, tits they show for free with the “right” photographer, like Randall Slavin who works for Victoria’s Secret..a good photographer to become friends with…right…

It encourages girls that follow them to try the same thing, it makes being topless less of a big deal than America thinks it is, and it makes for a generation of girls willing to show their tits, like we were in Europe or something…So I guess this porned up, nude is fashionable, world is good for everyone involved, even for the people who suck at life like me, cuz we get to watch.

Posted in:Cailin Russo

2014

12

Sep

Olivia Wilde Nude in Third Person of the Day

Olivia Wilde annoys me. I don’t know if it is because she’s some rich kid from the UK who leveraged her contacts to get big in America. I don’t know if it is because she changed her name from COCKBURN to WILDE because COCKBURN is something that you don’t want dudes thinking when offering them your vagina to get a part in their movie…COCKBURN is something you pretty much never want to associate with…unless of course it’s referencing her core fans, who like this phoney trash, and can’t stop jerking their dicks off to the point that they are rubbed down to the size of a clit…like a pencil eraser..of an autistic kid…who likes getting his cursive writing proper…or like you in high school writing the popular girl a lover letter she later showed the whole class that lead to your lack of self confidence…or whatever…

Either way, the movie is called Third Person, she’s naked, her tits look good, probably fake, her but looks small and cute, and I can ignore all that is wrong about her..which I guess means she deserves an oscar for this, at least we can assume she thinks that too…these EGOS are nuts.

Posted in:Olivia Wilde