In what is probably the most boring way you’ll ever see a pornstar, unless of course you are into all things pornstar, and/or you really like Christmas, Dr Seuss, the Grinch or the fact that porn stars are reading….capable of reading…because you, like most people assume, they only know how to fuck on camera and suck dick, in efforts to make lots more money than if they followed their college Bachelor of Arts degree’s path to work at Starbucks..
Now, I don’t watch porn, but I am a festive motherfucker who loves Christmas…and I think that this, at least in some ways is genius, in other ways is boring as fuck, because I don’t have an attention span, but it should be turned into a drinking game that if you make it to the end of the video involves shooting yourself in the face…or even as a stand in parent to read your kids to sleep while you go to the stripclub to drink away your Christmas bonus….
All this to say, Pornstars reading may not be the future, maybe they should have been in Grinch costumes, acting it out with green dicks down’t their throats, but it happened…and it involved so many girls….so here is the Cast, in order of appearance:
Anikka Albright, Shyla Jennings, Carter Cruise, Dana Vespoli, Mercedes Carrera, Sara Luvv, Ashlyn Molloy, Cherie DeVille, Ryder Skye, AJ Applegate, Ariana Grand, Chanel Preston, Riley Reid, Bree Daniels, Eva Long, Adriana Chechik, Tiff Bannister, Jodi Taylor, Samantha Rone, Dakota Skye, Liv Aguilera, Alaina Kristar, Violet Monroe, Scarlet Red, Karla Kush…my god…there are so many of them…..
And now my post is officially as long as the video….