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2014

19

Aug

Kim Kardashian’s Interesting Bikini Pic of the Day

Kim Kardashian posted this self shot paparazzi picture of herself posing at some ridiculous angle to look like she’s got a rocking’ thick body, and not that body of a fat mom who is still eating for two because she’s forgot she’s given birth to her marketing tool, because it’s been handed off to handlers and she’s far more interested in cake….

I just think it’s funny because I know there’s a hired photographer doing this for her, it’s not some selfie on her phone shit, and I’d love to see what the outtakes of the pictures look like, because you know they are out there, but the people involved aren’t bitter enough to leak them…even if they fucking should…

On a side note, I’ve heard that this shameless self promoter, you know a girl who wanted fame for her family so much that she bit the bullet, and sad on a black cock in video for the world to see for it, and in a lot of way, that’s more than most than most people do…so maybe I shouldn’t hate as much as I do…

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2014

19

Aug

Xenia Deli in Lingerie of the Day

One of the hotter models out there is Xenia Deli. I just don’t think the industry has really eaten her up as much as she’d like, or really as much as I’d like, because she’s a serious fucking babe. Far more impressive to look at than I’d say 99 percent of working models, actors or really anyone. The kind of girl you look at and think her existence is unfair because she’s almost flawless, and the only real angle you have to tease her is her name, since it reminds you of a sloppy, meaty, greasy pussy…but when attached to this, it’s the kind of panty deli you would bury yourself in…making her just an immigrant angel sent from heaven, who should be doing classier campaigns that whatever this low level stripper/sex shop looking garbage is…

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Posted in:Xenia Deli

2014

19

Aug

Taylor Swift’s Twerking Video of the Day


4,000,000 or more people beat me to this new Taylor Swift video that reminds the country music industry that she just used them to get into pop, because country is one of those really strong markets that is easy to break into, with fans that are really fucking loyal and who can help you generate revenue that you can use to build up your teen audience, in a best of both worlds kinds of play…

But it is safe to say that with her billion dollar empire, all the cock she’s had, the recent lesbian relationship with a bikini model, the fact that she’s more stylish, lean and even kind of sexy…that she’s officially gone hollywood…and if you don’t believe me…watch her twerk.

That’s always a clear cut sign that the Country Music focus has shifted, because Twerking is anti christian…

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2014

19

Aug

Springbreakers Do the Ice Bucket Challenge of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Benson…did the ice bucket challenge…

I can’t figure out if this is erotic, or cute, or funny, or annoying, but I can say that I like little hairy monkey Vanessa Hudgens better than Benson, and I like Benson better topless, and I like both of them better when they were in Spring Breakers together having a threesome in a pool, which I guess is a better version of them being wet…for charity, or really for anything…especially when in another language…

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Posted in:Ashley Benson|Vanessa Hudgens

2014

19

Aug

GiGi Paris for Neave Bozorgi of the Day

GiGi Paris is a model.

In 2010 she was an A-Cup, but it seems that her decisions in modelling have taken her down a different route, that involves breast implants, which is actually something that 90 percent of bikini models have and really not that big of a deal in the event you think I care whether these tits are real or not, when not touching them, and not absurd, it really is irrelevant to me. Plus I fucked a bunch of fake tits and they aren’t always ridiculous as they look.

That said, this is some campaign of her by some photographer named Neave, who may not be the best there is, but he’s got a huge instagram following and I guess that means people like his work..

I just prefer when black and white doesn’t happen, unless it is shot on black and white film, otherwise it’s just lame…like trying to be artistic or something..that would be more interesting if his art involved spread vag.

Either way, she’s a babe enough for me to look at.

Posted in:Gigi Paris

2014

19

Aug

Miley Cyrus Does the Rice Bucket Challenge of the Day

Miley Cyrus was challenged to do the Ice Bucket challenge, and putting her spin on it didn’t involve any vagina insertion, as you’d expect from seeing pics from her stage show, you know filling the leotard that hugs her labia so tightly that you can see her fucking uterus, but instead involved her mocking the whole thing, and/or asians by repurposing the campaign that you may find stupid, but that I approve of, because seeing these assholes dump shit on their heads instead of paying 100 dollars, is funny to me….by calling it the rice bucket challenge. And to think people say she’s an idiot…

That said, here’s Rita Ora Doing It…In a Sports Bra..maybe a bit wetter and more erotic…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

19

Aug

Jessica Simpson’s Huge Tits in an Ad of the Day


Apparently Jessica Simpson whoring out herself and her tits to a fragrance like it was her Kmart clothing line, because it probably is part of her Kmart clothing like or like it was her Weight Watchers campaign that paid her a shit ton of money, because Jessica Simpson speaks to low income trash thanks to being their idol when they were 15 and pregnant in the trailer park a decade ago…they buy all her nonsense, and I can’t figure out why, other than that they only have a Jessica Simpson CD in their car that they keep on repeat – because they can’t afford the luxuries of other CDs…

Or maybe, just maybe, Jessica Simpson, who plays dumb, has a massively talented management team who have figured out exactly how to market her to make billions of dollars, and the good news for you, if you’re into a wholesome looking, despite being a divorcee who had kids out of wedlock, is that every once in a while they showcase her tits…like this…speaking directly to my dick making me wish it was a scratch and sniff..titties smell like flowers…let me taste…kind of ad…instead of just being a youtube video. But maybe I’m perverted and too into mom tits.

Posted in:Jessica Simpson

2014

19

Aug

Izabel Goulart’s a Model of the Day

I don’t know what these Izabel Goulart pictures are from…but I know I can see her nipple…which apparently, is better than watching her box….

Because fit girls are too athletic for me to keep up with when they are running away from me, or in this case, most likely beating the fuck out me, because I said something inappropriate about them, like asked to see their dick cuz her hard face and muscle tone, makes me think she could be a Brazilian Tranny, but I only think that is possible, because I have friends who have fucked Brazilian trannies and they are hotter, and have less sloppiness in their panties, than big labia/clit Brazilian women…and unless you’re a gynecologist, you can never be too sure what you’re really dealing with…

That said, I still think she’s amazing.

Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2014

19

Aug

Bella Thorne and Nina Dobrev Bikini Ice Bucket Challenge of the Day

Bella Thorne is the future of Tween stars. I’ve been told she’s 16, which makes you a pervert for staring at her bikini instagram Ice Bucket challenge. Since there’s a massive difference between a 16 year old body and an 18 year old body…according to your laws…or maybe those laws are in place because 16 year olds have 18 year old bodies…but their minds are dumb as fuck, annoying as fuck, and pretty easy to hate…

Even watching her do her Ice Bucket challenge, I can tell she’s awkward, not cute and one of those weirdo almost manly tweens, even if her body tells a different story…when getting wet.

I’m not hating, I just feel humanity is doomed – strictly based on our youth and their idols..so here’s some other Tween starlet who isn’t a tween herself, but is a Canadian, doing some bikini ice bucket challenge…that is also worth looking at…

Posted in:Bella Thorne