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2015

02

Jul

Kendall Jenner Harness of the Day

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Gay dudes have been wearing fetish gear as club gear since gay dudes started going to clubs for sex.

I guess that’s trickled down into the mainstream…the hetero/ semi-hetero mainstream since nothing is hetero anymore…Everyone’s a faggot…

Well, fetish gear has reached the point of teeny boppers….

These girls are now hitting up the sex shop for leather straps and accessories designed to get fucked in…which woould make sense since everyone has grown up on hardcore porn and are sexually weird…

Not to mention it looks kind of futuristic, and I guess girls started wearing sports bras to the gym, or underwear as outerwear in the 80s thanks to Madonna, to boy short underwear as pants with ass cheecks hainging out and crop tops…to g-strings around hips in the 90s low-rise jean movement…meanign this Kendall Jenner strapped ass is not weird enough..

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2015

02

Jul

The Hadids Trying to Keep Up with the Kardashians of the Day

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To me, the existence of Gigi and Bella Hadid…and really their reality star parents, is the equivalent of the pissing contest rich people have to outdo each other…

I had a shitty Carni job many years ago that lasted a few days. It was at an event company, where I would set up the inflatable games and sometimes man the inflatable games, I’m talking the bouncy castle, which apparentlty isn’t good for an angry, chain smoking drunk who at the time hated rich people and kids equally…

I’ve grown to hate nothing, if anything rich people are entertaining and I like being invited to their parties…But I also learned that rich people are basically giant kids, who can be giant kids, becuase they are rich, and in being rich and childish, they love to troll each other, prank each other and outdo each other…

So you know the Hadids are “Bff” with the Kardashians, same circle situation, while their parents are plotting for the Hadid’s to be as big if not bigger than the Kardashians…and I guess Gigi wasn’t doing a good enough job on her own, so they’ve thrown Bella Hadid at the fire…

Here they are in some sister fetish porn…called a fashion shoot for a magazine..if they really want to beat the Kardashians, this should be a sex tape…

Posted in:Gigi Hadid|SFW

2015

02

Jul

Ashley Benson in a Bikini of the Day

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Ashley Benson knows her angles, or hires a photographer as her guest on her selfie/tanning sessions, because she looks pretty fucking dope…you know a real bad bitch…you like that hip hop integration into this…maybe I should HMU, BFF, AF this post, it’s the only way to communicate with the retard youth, who amaze me as they watch VINES like a bunch of ADD moronos, while we all have access to the same amount of information, but the masses are just getting dumber and dumber, because people are lazy as fuck…proven in Ashley Benson’s regular looking body…not her bikini selfie amazingness…that is usually pretty dumpy…but not dumpy enough for me…I think she’s amazing…even if she ignores our love..AF…

Posted in:Ashley Benson|SFW

2015

02

Jul

Evangeline Lilly Old and Weird Pregnancy Pic of the Day

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Evangeline Lilly is a throwback to 2009…when LOST, the one show she was on…the one thing she accomplished in her career…the one moment of clarity that she probably thought would set her for life…and that probably did set her for life…ended…

I never watched lost, but I assume she was the only chick on it, because she’s not all that hot, especially not now that she’s pregnant, but when the only tits you had to compare her to was the dude from BLOW…coupled with aggressive marketing….I guess people could fall in love….it is better than their own shit life…

Maybe I just hate Canadians because I am Canadian and feel like when Canadians escape Canada for Hollywood…they are traitors who must be shot like they were Seth Rogen…..

Or maybe I just have eyes….

Either way, pregnancy pic of the day for the ready to drop, lactating fetishists who watched lost and really liked this twat…

Posted in:Evangeline Lilly|SFW

2015

02

Jul

Irina Shayk Naked and a Snake of the Day

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This is a shoot for something called Sorbet magazine, which features Irina Shyak’s cummed on looking matted hair, naked with a snake, which wouldn’t be the first time she has been naked with a snake,… or really naked with anything phallic…as that behavior is really the foundation of her career and everything she’s done with it…like Athletes and Actors and I’m sure some producers….maybe even people at immigration….if you know what I mean..

I’m not a creative director at a magazine I’ve never heard of, but I think it’s logical to say that if you have a Russian hooker naked in a room…willing to have pictures taken…you take those fucking pictures…and make sure they are better than this…

Either way, she’s good, even if she’s the worst…

Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW

2015

02

Jul

Rihanna’s Music Video of the Day

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I posted this Rihanna music video earlier, but then I saw the above instagram pic…

It is for an annoying song that I don’t really understand because Rihanna has been given a lot of fucking money, sure probably not fair or proportionate to what she’s generated in revenue as the number one selling artist of all time, but she was going to work a hotel in Barbados for 100 dollars plus tips and tourist tip, if it hadn’t worked out for her, so she should shut the fuck up…and just live the good life…

Unless this is just another one of her silly songs…but I guess when her ass is looking thick in a bikini…her lies and bullshit is ok…

Posted in:Rihanna|SFW

2015

02

Jul

Sara Sampaio Posing Nude With Dicks for Numero of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is only interesting because she’s marketed as a Portuguese model, but no one in Portugal who I’ve ever talked to have any idea who she is, making me think she’s more of an abducted by Victoria’s Secret model, possibly made and raised in their prisoner model camp, based on Adriana Lima DNA, because they have the same look…they are a billion dollar a year in sales company…I wouldn’t trust anything about them….like you do, you fat middle american mall shopper who think they produce quality sweatshop bras that make you look any better than you’re disguting fat sloppy tits..which is impossible…you need a gym…

Speaking of gym, Sara Sampaio’s the model who gets hated on hard because she’s skinny, despite skinny being hot, because everyone hates skinny girls…any by everyone I mean fat girls, who hate everyone…even themselves…but they love cake..they fucking love cake…and here she is showing off her hot naked, skinny, model body…with dicks…which is an intersting angle by Numero Germany….it’s one boner away from being considered hardcore porn…presented by art…but still erotica…tame erotica…that at least one person will jerk off to..because seeing a VS model that close to a dick..is good enough…and all I have to say is if this is actually German for Germany…where’s the scat…

Posted in:NSFW|Sara Sampaio

2015

02

Jul

Stella Maxwell by David Bellemere for Marie Claire of the Day

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David Bellemere is one of the better photographers out there and in case you didn’t know…photography may be a scam you can fake with your instagram filters and iphone, but every once in a while a legit photographer comes along and actually has a captivating image, which for me is important, because all I fucking do is look at shitty pics all day…of shiity people…like Stella Maxwell..

Now, why is Stella Maxwell a shitty person….well…you can just look at this clip:

She’s the recently contracted Victoria’s Secret angel…and part of Victoria’s Secret campaigning them to peddle their panties, she’s getting press and exposure, and anyone who’s known bikini and lingerie models over the years, this one was a bit of a question mark, that I assume the old, detached, casting director at Victoria’s Secret chose because he was given 3-4 hipster models and had to pick one, despite hating where modeling has gone thanks to instagram…

In part of her PR, she’s been now linked to dating Miley Cyrus, which would have been a scandal if it happened before Miley became a gender bending weirdo you’d expect to find on TUMBLR …where all the internet magic happens…and where Miley gets her creative direction from..

It’s not a scandal really, because gay is mainstream, what is a scandal is how Miley who is always locked away in her house, is all of a sudden being caught getting finger banged by the model…behind a truck…

It’s like they expect us to believe this isn’t staged, fuck you Miley..and your lies…

She’s done. Over exposed, not authentic…

But here’s her “girl” Stella…for Marie Claire looking better than fucking ever…thanks to David Bellmere…

Here’s that Miley Fingerbang for Attention…and Because Everyone’s a Lesbian…especially attention seeking exhibitionist attention seekers…

Posted in:SFW|Stella Maxwell

2015

02

Jul

Kesler Tran Makes Natalia O. Dirty of the Day

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Kesler Tran is just killing it right now…one of the best there is in LA taking pics of these no name aspiring girls…and he takes seriously solid images of then.,..which I guess they need for their sugar baby profiles….

I’m joking, I mean I’m sure they are published models, I mean I could just check their instagram to confirm that, because when girls do shoots all the time, and if they have an agency beyond an escort agency…and they’ve been featured in a magazine, or even a club flyer, they’ll let you know so you don’t mistake them as a cheesy hooker..

That said, the girls in LA are fucking hot…not always great people, but trying hard to make it..and I think Kesler Tran takes them out of that coke fueled hell and makes them look better than they probably are…

Here’s a solid interpretation of the much she’s covered being as dirty as her soul…

Posted in:Kesler Tran|SFW

2015

02

Jul

Eva Longria Dives in a No Dive Zone of the Day

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Here’s some typical Mexican behavior…you know just not following the rules…because she may or may not know how to read in English, but I assume she does, because she’s the whitest fucking Mexican, the kind with a Mexican staff to shit on, and make herself feel accomplished and less like a first Generation…expect when she’s needed to make a quote on Mexican rights, like calling Donald Trump Hitler, something that I am sure Jewish people would take offense to, but more importantly, that she’s got no business commenting on, as she’s so disconnected from anything Mexican, you know being a hollywood slut, that it’s just her PR play to remind you she exists…

Rember, you can never trust someone who dives in a no dive zone…No dive zone..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Eva Longoria|SFW

2015

02

Jul

Berit Birkeland, River Lana and Yasmina Jones for Kesler Tran of the Day

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Kesler Tran is one of the more interesting photographers out of LA, this guy just bangs out interesting pics of some of the hottest girls in LA, who I guess are either sugar babies, aspiring models and actresses, you know trying to get great photos of them so that blogs start talking about them, and they increase their social media presence and hourly rate…..for all aspects of their life..

I don’t know who Berit Birkeland, River Lana and Yasmina Jones…are ….I just know how LA chicks are…and if they look as good as this…that’s exactly how they should be…I mean not everyone can be a top model, but doesn’t mean they aren’t hot, and don’t deserve the good life…being the arm candy in amazing places, because these girls are hot..

Posted in:Berit Birkeland|NSFW

2015

02

Jul

Chrissy Teigen is the Worst Attention Seeking Mom Ever of the Day

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Chrissy Teigen is a low rent model…but a top tier sugar baby..the kind of sugar baby all the low rent models aspire to be…because she actually got a famous singer to commit to her…thanks to having a personality, getting in there early, you know before he was super famous, and waiting it out as he fucked groupies, making her come across as a good Loyal woman…with good intentions…who as long as she was fed booze and pills…would stay at the apartment waiitng for the tour to end…

Recently, probably thanks to her pregnancy I assume she secretly had, based on her slopppy fucking body…she’s a bikini model you know… I mean according to Sports Illustrated she is…but I think she’s more a dumpster of a woman who gets in a bikini because it tricks her busy husband to think she’s doing things so that he doesn’t see her as leveraging him to get ahead as a comedy act…who shows her mom nipples…because if it wasn’t for John Legend…she’d probaby be doing porn…or hooking…which some could argue she is…

She’s a hater…so you should hate her…and her nipple that she’s milking for attention, when we’d rather see her mom pussy that she’s milking for money.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Chrissy Teigen|SFW

2015

02

Jul

Lindsay Lohan’s Birthday is Today of the Day

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Today is Lindsay Lohan’s 29th birthday….which means she’s just 10 years away from looking her face’s age…

I know that this news isn’t really news to anyone…but maybe me…because I still think Lindsay Lohan is great, even if she pretty much fell off 11 years ago when she turned 18…

She really only had a year or two of relevance, that she managed to drag out into close to a decade, all without ever doing a job, so that’s a testament of being famous before the internet replaced useless actors with useless social media stars like the Kardashians, I mean they are like a Turkish Army, strength in numbers, a little ginger can’t compete with for airtime, only they are Armenian…and not Turkish, in fact they hate the Turks due to the genocide….not that it has anything to do with Lohan…

But for a reference point, Mean Girls came out in 2004..and Mean Girls is the only movie that counts…and the only amazing thing, other than her inability to take her tabloid fodder to the bank and get richer leveraging it like these other idiots, like how could a bitch fuck that up….it’s not that she’s probably a hooker to ruch guys now because there is no way she still has money….the amazing thing is that she’s made it to 29…I was convinced there would have been a suicide or overdose along the way…you know because she’s crazy…

That said, she’s the crazy I love…because she’s Lohan and without Lohan there would be no DrunkenStepfather…since I’d have no reason to live…

Here’s a Youtube Video I made ins 2006 leaving a voicemail on her inbox…celebrating her birthday….hoping I’d get arrested as a stalker because I needed the press….

Here are some pics of her…remembering the good days

TO see her partying with some male model in Capri CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2015

02

Jul

Man Who Really Likes a Mannequin and Other Videos of the Day

Dude Throwing Rocks at Car Gets Fucked

Police Shooting of the Day

Little GIrl VS Anti-Gay Jesus Freak

Man Getting Arrested in New York for Nothing

Cops Shoot a Guy in Texas

Busted having Sex…

KO on the Slingshot

Just a Good Old Fashion Stripping

Drunk Swede in Japan

Posted in:stepNEWS|Video

2015

02

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I first realized I was a woman when I was in the gym locker room, and figured my dick was more of a clit…then I turned to porn and really decided to own this being a woman thing….

I figured that if you tell a woman that you;’re actually a woman in the body of a half man….you know play up how victimized you are by your own body, especially in this era of brainwashing, when being considered a misogynist, she’ll be more forgiving about your fat dude tits, small dick, and will even get maternal on you while sitting on your face…

So even if you’re not a woman…tell women you’re picking up that you are a woman…it’ll work…don’t let Cailtyn Jenner’s prank go to waste..

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Mark Zuckerberg Believes He’ll Be Able to Read Minds Soon….Keep Using his Social Networking Experiment
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Girls in a Towel…
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Miley Getting Finger Banged
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Mariah Carey Busty in the Swimsuit…
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This Dolphin Jumps on a Boat
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Eva Longoria in a Bikini
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Tom Cruise Quits Scientology
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Sara Sampaio Naked in NUmero
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Best Fainting News Bloopers
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Just an Ass on a Truck
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Maria from Sesame Street Retires after 44 Years
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Girls Teasing..
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Honest Trailer of Magic Mike..
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