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2016

20

Oct

Milla Jovovich Tits for POP Magazine of the Day

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Milla Jovovich lives. The other day I posted some pics of her in VOUGE, while saying something along the lines of that I stopped paying attention to her 15 years ago when I found out she was actually raised in America and I felt lied to….that was only partially true, I mean her fame fizzled out, but she was doing movies, appearances, photoshoots, much more recently than 15 years ago..I hadn’t posted on her since 2012-2013…and I post everything….

People are die hard fans of hers…they fucking love her…so in a way….she will never die…and not just because people still dress like her for Halloween…but because people are weird and get obsessed with specific people…and Milla Jovovich happens to be one of them…I don’t know why…

But I do know that she must be in a new movie, making a comeback, on her quest for Oscar…because she’s not just in VOGUE…a post I won’t bother linking….because it was a day or two ago and you should be ontop of everything I write…every last work hanging off your memory…and now she’s in Pop where she’s poppin out them 41 year old mom tits…and it’s not as bad as it could be…I mean it’s not great….but it’s not as bad as it could be…

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2016

20

Oct

Anastasia Ashley’s Butt Still Surfs of the Day

There is only one name is female surfing…and that name is Anastasia Ashley…I mean, I guess there are two names in female surfing, but I can’t think of the other one, I’m not into Christian Amputee Shark Attack surviving erotica….

BUT I AM INTO….fit round ass that have a solid excuse for being in a bathing suit…where as all the other butt pics and videos I see in my pervert life…just have no context…it’s like “here’s my ass”…leaving me asking “Why…why is that your ass….what are you taking pics of your ass, why are you posting pics of your ass, why is your ass in my face, but not in the way I want your ass in my face, but in a shameless looking for attention way”….while Anastasia offers the answer…like a gift from the heavens…”because she’s surfing”….ohhhhhhhhhhh that makes total sense…because I didn’t even notice there was surfing in the video, not because I don’t think surfing is a nice aspirational screen saver on your work computer to give you dreams of a better life somewhere tropical and amazing, despite making 10 dollars an hour doing data entry….but because I paused the video on her ass and didn’t make it that far…

I’m so perverted…but don’t blame me, or the fact that I’m a man…blame girls for producing this kind of action and adventure video…she’s great.

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2016

20

Oct

Dakota Fanning Upper Thigh – Titty Grab Erotica of the Day

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Creepy Dakota Fanning is getting frisky in public…I guess that’s what happens when your parents sell you out at the age of 5…you kind of lose sight of what it means to have any privacy….personal life…childhood…you’re just turned into a commodity…like oil in the middle east…or CORN…yes…CORN…the CORN raised by her family…and cut from the husk to feed millions of fat people in a their shitty white trash low level homes…to make her and her family rich…and to make them fat on no substance filler that is her career in acting…not art, not interesting, not moving the minds of the people forward…just fodder to fucking pour butter on and digest…

Well, she’s showing upper thigh, grabbing at her tits, and out of context…I like it…

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2016

20

Oct

Jean Campbell in the Shower of the Day

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Jean Campbell is a model I’ve never heard of…but she looks so innocent and pure, despite having been a model for a while, that I actually appreciate these pics of her….

I know the truth…and that is that no model is innocent or pure, it’s a disgusting world that they live in, as they have to navigate some real creeps to make it…and it involves a lot of partying, sleaze, drugs, and sucking cock to make the world of modeling working out for them…

But in the right lighting, with the right make-up, this girl you know is up on that hipster model fashion party scene…is lovely…

Jean Campbell for president of my jerking off to clothed models election of the day…whatever that means…she’s a nasty girl…

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2016

20

Oct

Nicola Peltz is a Racy Billionaire of the Day

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Nicola Peltz is so racy…wearing her bra and some scandalous shirt…that says strict…on some dominatrix kick…or maybe it’s reference to her dad…who manages her trust fund and doesn’t want her to become the billionaire brat she’s very capable of becoming….because it’s hard to be down to earth as a billionaire’s daughter…you’re just thrown into this world of being a brat, with a shitty attitude, entitled and garbage…

But then again her dad did end up buying her career, which is hardly a career, but she was in transformers replacing megan fox, and that’s something….not much…but something that money can buy…

Most importantly…she’s hot..and as a hot girl trying to navigate the world of fame…I’ll take nasty little billionaire…like Hillary Clinton, only in a much better….because she’s not a Space ALien from the future coming to blow up the world…but because she’s got a billionaire dad, so unlike all these other whores, she doesn’t need to be an actual whore…and does it at her own will and discretion…amazing…

Turns out – I like billionaire women…

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2016

20

Oct

Kaia Gerber for Interview Magazine of the Day

I am pretty fucking strict on one thing in my life and that is the whole 18+ rule of content…I am realistic and leave the house and see how these teens act, what they do, and I know they’re raised on porn and dress half naked like a Kardashian and probably have sex tapes…but I want nothing to do with any of that…other than mild social observation….
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I don’t want to see it, I don’t want to know it exists, I do not find it interesting or exciting, I find it weird….not to mention teens are fucking annoying…and that lone makes me hate them…

What I really don’t understand is Kaia Gerber….Cindy Crawford’s daughter, who has a very rich father named Randy Gerber, and a rich mother named Cindy Crawford, who I guess is as vapid as you’d expect a model to be, as narcissistic as you’d expect a model to be, and as superficial as you’d expect a model to be…throwing her daughter, even if this is her daughter’s dream..into modeling at 15 or 16…she doesn’t even have a drivers license….

Amazingly companies, magazines, and photographers…are having a kid pose in bikinis for them….acting all intense for them…in what they can pivot like Hillary Clinton into being art, or marketing, or editorial, but that is still fucking weird…she’s a kid…whether she’s got her period or not…and she’s not in a poor family that needs the fame money…they have the fame money…

It is festishized, it’s weird, it’s awkward, yet they do it openly and freely…when they could easily say “when you’re 18 you can decide what you want to do, here’s your allowance, go get some smoothies, juices, frozen yogurt, you annoying Malibu Barbie”…and if this was some dude in a dingy studio recruiting 15 year olds to pose, even clothed…you’d all be up in arms, lynching the pervert..and charging him with sex offense..

Yes, these pics aren’t hot or sexual…but they are to some fucking pervert…and most importantly…they are unnecessary….

I’ll call this Cindy Crawford’s Kardashian / Hadid Dream….

Posted in:Kaia Gerber|SFW

2016

20

Oct

Smoke Break with Marloes Horst Smoking Cigarette for the Kids of the Day

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I was once a smoker…but I quit that shit due to not being able to breathe and being disgusted by it. I’d rather give myself cancer in more fun ways – like putting my cellphone in my underwear and hope for the best…which I figure could result in a super hero half retard baby with the right fertile homeless pussy with a radioactive womb….or it could be just a solid way to deal with not using condoms with the women I meet on tinder…assuming I can get an erection…

So seeing people smoke, models or fucking fat french Canadian women eating donuts…I wonder..why the fuck are they smoking…and I’m a dude who likes to self distruct…but at least smoke things that fucking destroy your mind…or take you on a fucking journey…rather than just control your appetite, make you stink, and deal with your anxiety caused by all the caffeine…

I hate smokers…but I know one dude named HornyLohanAWanker from the comments, before I used third party commenting software….who FUCKING loves it…so this Victoria’s Secret model giving the kids bad role model….smoking is for him….and her nipples are for the rest of us…

Posted in:Marloes Horst|SFW

2016

20

Oct

Charlotte McKinney’s Sideboob at an Alba Event of the Day

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We live in a world where Charlotte McKinney, someone no one has ever really hear of, and if they have they don’t really care that they’ve heard of her, if anything the only people who would actually care that they’ve heard of her are a very narrow population of pervert dudes who like big tits….I am sure even they don’t actually care about her…yet she exists….enough to go to Jessica Alba parties in LA to promote bullshit, where she waits in line to work the photobooth…as hard as she can so that the brand puts the pics out there for added social media hits…I am assuming lame as fuck big tits McKinney and her busted face were paid, maybe in gift cards, probably because all these events are nonsense run through agencies that have no clue,…

We’ll assume she wasn’t paid very much….to play with her tits…in what they’d probably call “make it organic, like you’re not getting paid to be here”…before saying “why the fuck do we pay people to come to our parties, do we really have that much money, I knew a kid who’s mom would pay people to go to his birthday party, we always felt sad for him as we collected our 20 dollars, is this the adult version of that…no not that kind of adult…I mean “GROWN UP” not porno…yes, I know she looks like a porn star, well with a face like that you’d think even with those tits porno would be the only answer, I guess she knows rich and connected people…”

Yes..this is stupid…top level instagram hooking, but check out the titties on this cheesy monster…

Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW

2016

20

Oct

Gwen Stefani Holding a Mic Like a Cock – Someone MEME This of the Day

Gwen Stefani performs at President Obama's last State Dinner

I am a very basic human being, it doesn’t take much to entertain me, and although I don’t like MEMEs, I wish I was good at MEMEs, but I can barely write a blog, upload images, and check emails…I am just not cut out for the digital world…even after 12-13 years of doing this…I don’t have the skills necessary to turn this into what I want it to be….and that’s her holding a cock..because…I am basic..and it doesn’t take much to entertain me…her facial expression perfect…for cock…but really when is a facial expression not perfect for cock….am I right…I am right…

These are from Obama’s state dinner….which makes them better to put dicks in…presidential…

Gwen Stefani performs at President Obama's last State Dinner

Gwen Stefani performs at President Obama's last State Dinner

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Posted in:Gwen Stefani|SFW

2016

20

Oct

Just a Man Masturbating in Public and Other Videos of the Day

Woman Pretends a Cop Groped a Woman

Cops Kill a White Person

Check Your Panties….

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Alien Face Octopus

Bull VS Motorbike

Girl in 100 Pieces of Clothing Freaks Out

Man VS Anesthesia mid Procedure….

Just a good old fashioned child abduction

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2016

20

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio Promoting Nonsense of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio is promoting bullshit, because she’s a promo model and a huge part of being a promo model is promoting bullshit…it’s what they do…because people like me pick up on the promo model photoshoot like it matters, when it doesn’t matter, to showcase to the world how hot, or amazing, or tight bodied she is for a mom….in what they would deem a celebration, that feeds her ego…that makes her feel like she matters…before realizing that beauty fades, and that pile of money she’s become used to isn’t enough of a reminder that she was once the hottest, forcing her to navigate and figure out ways to maintain that beauty, image, hype….but she’ll lose..it’s nature…it’s how it works and it’s amazing she’s lasted this long…because I never thought she was all that hot…and I am the unofficial Hollywood judge of hotness…I’ve made a very pathetic career out of it…so jokes on them…I am posting it not because I think it matters…but because I think it DOESN’t matter….take that Alessandra Ambrosio and the people who paid you a million dollars for these pics…

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|SFW

2016

20

Oct

Kendall and Gigi for W Magazine of the Day

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So….W Magazine is on the search for clickbait, and I guess in that quest to get click in the media and on their social media accounts…they went with people they felt had a strong audience to achieve their hopes and dreams…to satisfy advertiser money…because these famewhores will do any media that comes their way for free….

Their concept was paid for by some brand, or a series of brands…because this is what advertising looks like….and I guess…the top level “artist” idea was to take pics of them with their original, pre-plastic surgery, noses…

They pretended it was “art”…or “social commentary” on the Snapchat filter…by hiring some artists, who don’t realize that artists are a fucking lie and that art doesn’t exist…especially when it’s all for an ad…garbage humans…

Let’s not intellectualize this shit, or buy into their shit, or pretend this is anything but clickbait fodder that isn’t even hot…or compelling…because these idiots are idiots..just looking for likes and follows…and not to do good things, or inspire…or be interesting or next level….

Posted in:Gigi Hadid|Kendall Jenner|SFW

2016

20

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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A wise random person on my facebook wrote something along the lines of “Trump sucks, Clinton Sucks, Politics suck, social media sucks, your opinion sucks, status updates suck, the media sucks, snapchat sucks, instagram filters suck, instagram hookers trying to be Kardashians suck, your newborn baby sucks, your wedding or reltaionship updates suck, your life sucks…me knowing about your life sucks, malls suck, brands suck, fashion sucks, starbucks sucks and girls who get excited skinny pumpkin lattes suck….memes sucks…your obession with memes suck”…and it spoke to me – because you’re all clueless, mindless idiots, with very little to offer…and you don’t matter, I don’t matter, none of this matters…and everyone is fucking evil..and so am I…

Here are some Morning Links…


Sand Covered Sluts
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Kylie Minogue – Bikini
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Drunk Driver – Toilet Break
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They are REmaking Marry Poppins and You’ll never Care Who is Playing the Banker
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Padma Gold Digging Whore Tits
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10,000 Dead Scrotum Frogs…I Blame the Kardashians
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The Human Google
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Sports Team Loving Sluts
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Katie May 0 – Chiro 1
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2016

19

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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I assume people care about the debate tonight, even Canadians, who find the whole thing fun and exciting…because Canadians are pathetic…and I assume all these feminist, left, social justice warriors are having debate parties all over the city…getting drunk and running their mouths like they know what’s up…or how the world works…and you know what happens when college girls drink…especailly the feminist social justice warrior ones…they get sexually assaulted..not necessarily because they get sexually assaulted…but because they are more prone to sexual assault..or calling people out for sexual assault..when I just call it getting fingered on the dance floor…..

How about a new Eminem song….

Ok here’s some links…

Amazing Asses Because Wednesday is for Asses
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Kylie Minogue and Guy Pearce’s Dick on the Beach…
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Lindsay Lohan is Giving Refugees Energy Drinks…
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Madonna Offers to Suck Off Hillary Supporters
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Some Hot Slut Russian in Lingerie
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Pregnant Mila Kunis Ass in Jeans
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Lindsay Lohan at the Opening of her Night Club
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Joanna Krupa in a Bikini of the Day
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Azealia Banks on Russell Crowe Spitting on Her…
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Isla Fisher Big Tits
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Pretty Depressing but Awesome Sick Kids Video
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Fuck You for Not Liking the Elephant Saving a HUman
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Sara Underwood is Slutty in Nature
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Chrissy Teigen See Through Shirt…
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Instagram Model Katie May was Killed by her Chiro
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Star Wars Chick Daisy Ridley
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Aziz Ansari Wants You To Vote….in the most Whiny fucking way…
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Mary Hart’s 8.8 Million Dollar Condo
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Hilary Duff Ass
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Joanna Krupa Cameltoe in a Bathing Suit
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James Franco Head Butted a Dude Over Lana Del Rey…
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Riding the Wall of Death
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Today in Gwen Stefani…
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Hot Fan Girls
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Khloe Kardashian is Terrifying
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Joanna Halpin in a Bikini
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Evolution of F1 Racing Games
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Tobey Maguire is Fucking Sofia Richie…Reall?
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Here are the Odds for the Debate
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Amanda Seyfried Has OCD but Not the Kind on my Dick
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Emma Roberts is Hot in Spandex
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Random Tumblr Porn of the DAy
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Some Huge Tits on Some Trash
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Free Cam Girls For YOu To Fall in Love With
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Some Big Tits in a Thong
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The Wife of the Future
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Am I Normal is Fucking Weird
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Heavy Tits on Webcam
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Amateur Tits
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

19

Oct

Kylie Minogue Not Dead and on the Beach of the Day

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This is the first time I’ve seen Kylie Minogue, and thought…ok she’s finally old…

Breast cancer didn’t knock her down…but the test of time has…that face is finally looking 50…

You gotta keep in mind that Kylie Minogue started her career as a popster in the 80s…when she did the locomotion and as an old as fuck, tired as fuck, out of touch as fuck grown man with a blog…..I remember her…I’ve watched her from Australia hype in the Crocodile Dundee – Australian late 80s hype that took over America…the Kangaroo fetish years…to her second and third life she’s pumped into her carer…and the entire time she was timeless, hot and it made no sense…but today…we see that you can’t beat science forever….and at 48 she’s done good…and is now on the slippery slope of sex appeal expiration…

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