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2015

17

Apr

Emily Ratajkowski in One of her Final Campaigns of the Day

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The nice thing with the internet is that it builds these worthless idiots up into thinking that they matter…all because it opens up a few doors to rich dudes and casting directors and decision makers…I’m assuming Ben Afleck, David Fincher, Robin Thick, and Kanye West…and now possibly Zac Effron…who say “I want to fuck the tits in that blurred lines video”…so they give her a job in whatever they are doing, everyone wins…until she’s left in the dust as the decision makers go onto fuck other instagram models…

Yes…Emrata and what I assume are fake tits, despite how committed she is to proving they are not fake tits….was the one nude low level model who managed to crossover to the mainstream…

But there is no way she’s going to last, there are too many Emily Ratajkowski’s in the world…all interchangeable..so like so many stripper whores before her, I hope she saved up her money, or at least found a rich dude with low self esteem to support her because she was the tits in that blurred lines video…

She’s got zero star power…but she has tits…and this instagram 5 minutes of relevance shit should fucking end…in a few minutes…

Until that happens, here she is in a campaign she probably made 50,000 dollars doing…She’s really not that hot…I mean I get the Angelina Jolie bootleg, bargain basement at the Church Bazaar…vibe….but she’s not the real deal…even if she’s playing make-belief and thinks she is…I can guarantee that no one fucking cares about her or her secondary hollywood acting roles..that if she’s lucky will lead to playing the “hot girl”…like Alba, Tara Reid and the other talentless hacks before her…but I don’t even think she’d amount to that…

But she does have a great monobrow…and she has done a lot of modeling for someone who is 5 foot 4 and not a model…all while proving the internet can create viral fucking jokes…

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2015

17

Apr

Marisa Papen is Some Hipster Tits of the Day

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If you’ve seen one hipster photographer who isn’t a real photographer but who has a camera and photoshop he can apply filters taht make shit look like film….you’ve seen all hipster photoshoots…

It is all the fucking same, it’s like take a hipster model who is willing to get naked cuz she’s a hipster, put her in a trailer park, doing the dishes, or something equally obvious…maybe riding a long board, or a bike….or whatever…and take the pics…

I find it hard to get inspired, feel anything, I’ve seen it all, and now that hipster is mainstream, I am polluted by it all…

But the nice thing about it is HIPSTER MODEL TITS!!

Who gives a fuck why, or where this is, or where this is going…whether it’s for instagram or to increase a models profile…

Just be happy it happened, because Marisa Pepen is the future,…at least that’s how I feel about her right now…while looking at her pics…

Posted in:Marisa Papen

2015

17

Apr

Jordana Brewster Naked in Allure of the DAy

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Jordana Brewster was a teen soap star in the 90s, which means at least one of you jerked off to her when you called in sick, took the day off school, or was on disability because you’re a retard…and soap opera’s were your porn…it was 1995…and dial-up internet was annoying with the slow loading pictures and no videos…

Since then she’s turned 35…

She’s also done a bunchof Fast & Furious movies…and that’s about it…but I guess that’s all you need to do…just ask Paul Walker…oh wait…you can’t..he’s dead…so ask Vin Diesel…who I thought was gay until last week…only to have found out my friend gave him a blowjob…which brings up an important point…can you still get a blowjob from a girl…if you’re gay…I didn’t ask if he came from it…I just left it at that…and the answer is yes…you can be straight for pay, or to give you street cred or whatever…

Not that that has anything to do with Jordana Brewster, I mean, it may be the reason she got the job…but I figure that would involve more anus.

She’s naked in Allure, not showing her clit…so what’s the fucking point of getting naked….I guess posts like this…

Posted in:Jordana Brewster

2015

17

Apr

Lais Ribeiro Naked Photoshoot of the DAy

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Lais Ribeiro is a model and these pictures are probably old, I’ve probably posted them on the site, because I generally don’t miss nude photos, even of low level models, as that’s pretty much what I do all day…if you consider working an hour a day at this all day..it just feels like it is…

That said, I can’t keep track of the nude pics being produced anymore because everyone is nude…there was a time not so long ago when people weren’t nude and compamies like Playboy tricked them into getting nude by showing them a briefcase of money…now they are just on it on their own to get noticed in what may be the best marketing campaign ever…because I like nude…but that is almost making nude pics boring….

We’ve seen it all before..we are shoved nudes pics down our throats always…and it’s only a matter of time before fashion turns into official porn..and official porn goes even darker…all in hopes of giving boners…to people who have seen it all and find it hard to get boners to basic things like tits…

Thanks to these feminists and all the tit pics, tits have become the new ankles of the 1800s…and I’m ready for that…because my boner problems may actually be health related not seen too many tits related…

If these are old consider them a flashback friday…

Posted in:Lais Ribeiro

2015

17

Apr

Dude’s First Time on TV and Other Videos of the Day

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School Dance Show Included Twerking…

Bad Luck…

Russians are Weird

Dude Risks Life to Save Someone WHo Fell in the Tracks

Polish Video of the DAy

Extreme Pitbull Fight.

Gisele’s “Last” Runway Show

I think I posted this the other day…but it’s handjob Karaoke in Japan that went viral…

Best Thing to Have Happen in a Court hearing

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

17

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The most interesting thing about the internet is that everyone is communicating with each other all fucking day, but the reality is that everyone is just communicating with themselves and a screen in their hand, because I’ve been hustling bitches to get naked for me for years…so connecting with strangers..and every one of those strangers…has sent me nudes…but more importantly…hand conversations with me that I barely participate in…and I’m just thinking…”bitch you talking to yourself”….but she thinks…she’s talking to me…

It’s pretty fucking weird and I look forward to the day that I end up on a Private island with no internet connection…because all this noise is making me lose my mind..

That said…I’m still drinking from last night…and I think I got AIDS from making out with some gutter trash…because not everything I do is limited to the internet…I’m a real person you know…

Here are some stepLINKS

Girls in Tight Shorts..
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Red Hot Ball VS Jawbreaker……No Idea Why…
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Shooting Leaves 5 Dead Phoenix
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The Hoff’s Music…
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Naked Tranny Actor of the Day
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Emma Slater Got Legs
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Korean Sex in a Korean Movie
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Street Art VS Yoga Poses
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Charlotte McKinney is Dating Stephen Dorff…Stephen Dorff has had Sex with Everyone….THerefore Charlotte McKinney has the Vagina of a Street Hooker…
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ESPN Host is a Cunt!
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Magician’s POV
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Jessica Parker is Back on TV…
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Find Gold Diggers to Fuck….
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2015

17

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I like all the fat girls who send me pussy pics with confidence…while skinny girls call themselves too fat to send nudes…

Either fat girls are horny, delusional…or skinny girls are insecure or lying…

But either way follow me on instagram HERE …because it is not Coachella…week 2….

I want to be an instagram model…I heard they make 1,000,000 dollars a year and don’t get out of bed for less than 20k…all for being whores…

GOOD DEAL…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Girls Who Aren’t in Bras
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The New Star Wars Trailer
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Jordana Brewster Strategic Nudes
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Star Wars Trailer in GIFs
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Amber Heard Pokies
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Candice Swanepoel in a Bra
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Amazing Girls with Amazing Hips
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The Lion Dog
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Anna Braga Bikini Workout of the Day
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The Dumbest Reason to Be Kicked Off a Flight
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Farrah Abraham Side Tit
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Amanda Seyfried Legs in Leggings
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Angela Simmons Fat Ass
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Athletes Who Have Killed People
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batman VS Superman Teaser
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Driving a Cop Car
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Kim K Posted a Tit Pic
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Emmy Rossum for Target
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Miley Butt Shot
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Courtney Stodden Caught at the Beach Topless
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Marion Cotillard is Not Slutty Enough…
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The Weirdest Sports from Around the World
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Shitty Reality Star Arrest of the Day
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Teacher Who Fucks Her Student of the Day
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Ryan Gosling’s New Hair
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Schoolboard Member Says Latinos Don’e Need Air Conditioning
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Nude Actress of the Day
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Kate Bosworth is Amazing
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Vintage Ads That Promoted Now-Illegal Drugs
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SLUT of the Day
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Car Wrapping in Slow Motion
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Gwyneth Paltrow is a LIar
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Things that Bounce
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Find Girls Who Will Fuck You….
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Some Tits
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Big Gross Fake Tits
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RUBBER PUSSY OF THE DAY !
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Rocco Siffredi Retires From Porn
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Holly Hagan Naked Glamour Model
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Butt Massages!
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Free live sex without credit card
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Boobs and Bacon
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Naked Yoga
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Just a Man with No Legs
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Handjob Karaoke
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This is Just Insane
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Naked, Young, Amazing, Girls…Who Would Normally Be Working at Starbucks…Getting Naked…
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Twin Lesbians Licking….
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Perfect Pussy Play
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Best Electric Train Tunnel
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Bumpy Road VS Tits
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I LIKE MY GIRLS Girls Naked and Stoned…No Not That Kind of Stoned…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

17

Apr

Courtney Stodden Topless at the BEach of the Day

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This may or may not be Courtney Stodden showing off her clown sized tits…at the beach…pretending it was an accident because she realizes that she’s no longer of interest in the tabloids and that her few minutes of being a stripper who pretending to be 16 and the wife of some obscure actor on a show that was once relevant…it worked for a minute, but only lasted a minute…when all she was supposed to be from day one was a porn star…

The good news is this is a step in the right direction if this is her…but then again…it could be any trashy blonde chick with a bad dye job…they all look the fucking same…

Here’s the japanese gameshow where people sing karaoke getting handjobs to deal with this hotness..

Posted in:Courtney Stodden

2015

16

Apr

Is This Selena Gomez in a Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know if this is actually Selena Gomez in a bikini…it could just be any fucking Mexican who has eaten one too many corn torillas..because if you’ve ever seen Mexicans…and I am saying this as a Mexican…most have kids by 16, and are 180 pounds by 18….

So if this is actually her, I can assume that she’s emotionally eating, or maybe her metabolism is just slowing down, because she’s old and Mexican or maybe her lupus medication is bloating her…

But she’s definitely wearing the wrong cage bikini…cuz shit is spilling out where it shouldn’t….and not the good kind of shit…like actual shit from losing control of her bowels thanks to all the mexican food she’s been eating to make her fat….or her labia slipping because she hasn’t factored in the weight gain forcing her battered vagina to hang out of the much too tight fabric…

No matter what the reason….She probably shouldn’t have let the paparazzi get this…

TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2015

16

Apr

Beyonce Slutty in Bikini of the Day

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Beyonce is obviously a fame whore, attention seeking, up on some Kim Kardashiana hoping for all the media attention that she can get…trying to have sex appeal, or flaunt her tits so that you think she has sex appeal…in efforts to compete with the younger sluts pulling off her Popstar hustle…and maybe to hope her husband doesn’t keep cheating on her…cheapening herself, lowering herself, leading to selfie bikini pics like an instagram whore…which to some may be the best work she’s ever done, the best song she’s ever sung…to others..it’s just desperate…and if you love desperate girls, even when they are worth 500,000,000 dollars and not that desperate…you’ll love this..

To me…it’s all just bullshit noise I want to turn off…because it turns me off….

Posted in:Beyonce

2015

16

Apr

Irina Shayk Greased Up of the Day

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Irina Shayk is a proper souless gold digging russian…hot, because all of the Russians who survived Communism are hot…some may even say she’s amazing…thanks to the plastic surgery enhancements she’s made…and I just think strategic business person…who structured a solid deal as the “beard” to a possibly homo athlete…put in her time, got a work visa in USA and some SI Swimsuit coverage to matter…and now…she’s greased up for some campaign…because she’s single…her greasy little strategy worked and I’m all for watching the process….when it looks like this…from nothing, to rich man wife…all thanks to looking good…good hustle…

This is for sunglasses…or maybe it’s for you..and your boner..who knows…

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2015

16

Apr

Kylie Jenner Waist to Hip Ratio of the Day

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Kylie Jenner was rumored to have fake lips by 16, now she’s rumored to have a fake ass at 17, all while having a black hip hop boyfriend who is in his 20s, all because she’s a Kardashian and that’s their hustle…it’s like they have a line-up of hip hop black dudes trying to get up in the family…anyway they can…even if it involves filming…they likely have a plastic surgeon on staff, with an office in the basement of their house..there to help Khloe look less like a horror movie monster…all while helping the mom get what she obsesses over..more money, fame and status…

The whole thing is insane, but she’s got a great waist to hip ratio!

Posted in:Kylie Jenner

2015

16

Apr

Emma Stern Nielsen in Bikinis of the Day

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Emma Stern Nielsen, a model I’ve followed on instagram but didn’t realize I followed on instagram, is a campaign for some bathing suit company….,

It’s like this Emma Stern Nielsen is the new apple of my eye, object of my desire, sure I’ll forget her in 3 minutes, but right now, all I want to do is suffacte as she rides my face ike a Mechanical bull…or bike…or really anything she’s into that involves riding…I am accommodating like that..

I would google her, but really why bother…look at the pics..

Posted in:Emma Stern Nielsen

2015

16

Apr

Rumer Willis Cameltoe of the Day

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Rumer Willis Potato Head…is a lot more interesting to look at now that she’s focused everyone’s attention on her lower body…and pussy definition…while she’s doing some Dancing With the Stars bullshit…because as we all know…girls are a lot hotter…even when busted in the face…if you get to see the way their pussy is built…

As someone who is a fan of all pussy…even when not a fan of all said pussy is attached to…I support whatever this weirdness may be…that I like to think all stems from Demi Moore’s damaged uterus…due to all the cock she must have taken to get a career..but I’m no doctor…maybe it’s just bad genetics…

Posted in:Rumer Willis

2015

16

Apr

Cobie Smulders Topless in Women’s Health of the Day

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Cobie Smulders is from Avengers…

Cobie Smulders is topless in some shitty magazine called Women’s Health…because there is no health without toplessness…

I don’t really consider this topless, because I can’t figure out what shape or size or color her nipples are…and she might as well be wearing a fucking shirt, in fact, she should put on a fucking shirt, she’s offending me by trying to generate some hits with topless implied pics..it’s a shit or get off the pot situation…this is the internet generation, and if you’re not going to free the fucking nipple stop fronting like you are trick.

That said, the fact she’s in Avengers is enough reason to post her, because I assume anyone who goes on sites like this is going to be into anything comic book nerd related….it takes that level of social awkwardness to even bother with news stories like this..you fucking virgin loser…who I’ve dedicated my life to catering to you with…

Posted in:Cobie Smulders