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2015

17

Feb

G-Star’s Hot Fucking Shoot of the Day

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G-Star jeans are a jean company that may be cool, but the last time I checked was a jean company that the cheesiest cheese dicks in the lamest dance clubs buying bottles with their working at the customer service call center money….you know let’s pool our suburban disposable income together because we live with our parents and look balling so we get to fuck other suburban girls…

Well, their obviously trying to change their image, because they booked erotic fashion photographer Ellen von Unwerth, but I’m gonna argue that the jeans are probably still cheesy as fuck…not because I like arguing or really need to argue…I mean really, who fucking cares…

Posted in:Fashion

2015

17

Feb

Rihanna is Hot for Fashion of the Day

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Rihanna is in the latest issue of Another Magazine, where she showed a small percentage of her pepperoni sized nipples, that she’s had pierced to try to make them look less like a national geographic spread you jerked off to in the 70s before their was porn or easy access to skin mags…you know cuz she’s black…enough…and looks pretty fucking good…which is probably why she was poached from a tropical island where she was rumored to be the entertainment at a Karaoke Bar, at the age of 14, but some pervert British guy with nothing but dollar signs in his mind….

I go through waves with her, it’s like I’m down with her and think she’s the greatest thing, or I find her a weirdo, half retarded looking alien and I guess what I think doesn’t matter…no one cares about what I think…but they do care about Rihanna’s nipple, she’s a popstar with a bunch of pop songs doing her pop thing when she’s not posing like a porn chick or harlot that would make her boyfriend want to beat up……

Posted in:Rihanna

2015

17

Feb

Kate Compton’s Alright of the Day

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Her name is Kate Compton. She’s an instagram model. The kind of girl who is famous for her hard work posting selfies of her half naked body, working with instagram photographers, because everyone on instagram is a photographer, making for magical burger filled shoots, that make you wonder if people just like the burgers and not the girl…is she interchangeable…or is she the missing link that legitimizes all these instagram people….I don’t know, but I will try to masturbate to her.

Posted in:Kate Compton

2015

17

Feb

Miley Cyrus for Presidents Day of the Day

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Miley Cyrus posted a pretty patriotic picture for President’s Day, in what I think is a weird tribute, that at least one ex president probably jerked off to, if he still has a prostate, because she is living the American dream…thanks to America being 80 percent full retard controlled by the Disney Channel, without that she’d never exist… and a homegrown hick from the trailer park turned rich as fuck, is what it’s all about. Making her a figurehead for your great nation…and I’d say it is a nice change of pace from her normal naked, bondage, sexed up, showing her nipple stuff…but the reality is it’s not….and Miley’s pretty hot, and in her unauthentic performance art shit, being all Hollywood pretending to be pushing the boundaries, she’s still pretty fucking hot…no matter how much you haters hate.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2015

17

Feb

The Wrong Place for a Blowjob and Other Videos of the Day

Couple Plays Catch with Cat of the DAy

Crazed Snowplow of the Day

Girl Rescues Bra from Neighbor’s Patio of the Day

The Woman Who Chokes a Strangers Baby As She Says “That baby Would Rather Be Dead”

How to Put Your KId to Bed

Bigger Dude loses Confidence in a Fight…..

Jewelry Store RObbery of the Day

Girl Dumps Guy – Guy Jumps in Front of Truck

West Virginia Train Explosion

Posted in:stepNEWS

2015

17

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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So I matched with a Tranny last night, and she was familiar with the site, because I’m just that famous in the Tranny world, and unlike many straight married dudes, I don’t crave fucking trannies or getting fucked by trannies, but I do crave doing a photoshoot with trannies to not let people know they are trannies, for a good 6 months to a year, until we release their sex tape, so that their fan base that we’ve created is like “WTF BRO, She’s got a dick”….

But this tranny, wasn’t down and said she’d probable end up on the site, because I was a tranny hater, but really, I am all about taking a tranny by her soft delicate manly hands and trolling the fucking world with her massive cock reveal…

All this to say…Trannies, like Lesbians…hate me.

The Victoria’s Secret Swim Catalog Like it was the 90s
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Little Girl’s First Time on a Roller Coaster
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Girls Tugging on Clothes
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Lesley Gore Tribute Song of the Day
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Michelle Obama and Big Bird Dance
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Nicole Murphy is the New Mariah Carey
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LeBron James Fashion Show
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Panda Asks for A Hug
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Fame Whore in Lingerie of the Day
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Charles Manson’s Fiancee Says Wedding Will Happen
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Nice View of Switzerland
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Never Enough Thundersnow
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

16

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I got my first fan mail in the history of this site. Usually it is death threats. But this one came with a half naked babe telling me how my commentary got her through high school. Now I don’t know how that is possible, but I do know that half naked pics make me almost as happy as full naked pics…and if I play my cards right, maybe this will end up in a “Misery” situation, as I feel I need a stalker who cuts off my limbs to make me feel valid as an internet writer who can’t write, but who has created my own style and rendition of the English language. We call what I do the cover version of grammar, not quite as good as it is meant to be, but with just as much soul..

Either way, keep up the positive reinforcement with nudes..and I’ll keep posting nonsense about nonsense no one cares about but us baby….it’s just you and me…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Lady Gaga is Going to Get Married….
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Some Big Fucking Tits….
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Reese Witherspoon and her Daughter in Slutty Shorts
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Star Wars Lightsaber
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Cindy Crawford Not Photoshopped
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Jenny McCarthy Old Lady Tits
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Jordan Carver is Slut of the day
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Lucy Hale Ass in Jeans
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Pornstars Name All the Presidents
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Gwyneth in a White Dress…
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17 Year Old Kills Himself Playing Russian Roulette
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Racist Moments from American Presidents
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Facts About Animals..
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Hilary Duff Ass in Jeans
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Nice Plump Miley Cyrus Blow Job Lips
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Icicle of the Day
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Melanie Griffith in Leggings!
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Women Killed by Man After Confrontation
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Sandstorm on Accordians
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Kim Kardashian’s Tranny Tits
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Thigh Gaps!
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Timelapse of Pouring Paint on a Block
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Whore Fight of the Day
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Naomi Campbell See Through
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Timelapse of the Sun
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Jack White is Guacamole Diva
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21 Egytian Christians Get Beheaded
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Topless Protestors~
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Maitland Ward’s Nipple Because She’s Crazy
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Some Facts About Sex
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Kids Try Spam for the First Time
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Rihanna Cleavage….
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RIP Motherfucker the Leslie Gore
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Drunk Moms Talk About Their Kids
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Girls in Sports Bras
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See Through Shirt on a Fame Whore
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Candice Swanepoel Ass for Instagram
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Milf Gets Naked in a Wet T-Shirt Contest
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Her Name is Jacqueline and She’s Amazing and Nude
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You Gotta Love This Midget
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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Laryssa Oliveira Tits
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Weirdo Sex in Public VS the Cock Block
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Most Disturbing Video of the DAy
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I like Miley Nipples
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Arkansas Campaign Vide
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Dildo of the Day
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Kick a Bitch in the Head by Pretending You’re Kicking a Bottle Off Her
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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Fake Taylor Swift Nudes
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

16

Feb

Jessica Simpson 50 Shades Grey of the Day

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This is just weird. Jessica Simpson and her husband did a 50s Shades of Grey shoot for what I assume was themselves, because they are freaks…and figure it would be fun to be sexy and role play now that Jessica isn’t a fucking cow, and has some level of sex appeal back….but this would make me assume she read the book, which is remarkable because after seeing her old TV show, I would assume she didn’t know how to read, then realizing that it probable means 50 shades of grey is primary school caliber english, hence why it was so popular and sold so many copies, because lowest common denominator retards, like Jessica Simpson could get through it, and use it to add spice to her otherwise boring sex life…however from what I’ve been told, all these famous people are all freaks in bed to begin with, because they have everything they want in life…so I’m sure a little S&M is nothing new to her..but to share this with the public is just fucking strange…mainly because you know this gets her wet and they fuck to the fact that they let everyone in on this…weird…

Posted in:Jessica Simpson

2015

16

Feb

Miranda Kerr Shows You How to Catch Billionaires of the Day

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This is the position Miranda Kerr gets in whenever she sees a billionaire, hoping to get them trapped and lodged in her pussy, so that they become addicted to her and can ever run away, in what some call “the program”, where billionaires seek models to validate their billions, and models seek billionaires, to pay them child support and alimony while living the good life…

This is the bend over and bride, to put your pussy first out into the world, so that it hopefully sucks in any life that comes near it…

The whole thing is a science that you learn at the modeling agencies when you’re 16.

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2015

16

Feb

Amanda Seyfried’s Weird and Amazing Photoshoot of the Day

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Amanda Seyfried’s got a Maxi Pad Pussy…

A Maxi pad pussy that Justin Long rubs his penis on and probably sticks inside…

But I am a fan of her, I think she’s hot, and in her low maintenance, probably unshowered, rocking a bush because she’s lazy as fuck enough to stick with Justin Long, who I assume made a lot of money by getting paid in Apple stock rather than money when he relaunched apple as the Mac Guy you wanted to punch in the face, because why else would he be railing these babes, when you look like a human and you aren’t…just accept that life isn’t fair..

Anyway, she’s on a photoshoot, in a one piece and I’m like it, but only because I like that she pulls the Disney Scam movies, and the indy nude movies, keeping it as real while being a sell out and that in and of itself is amazing…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2015

16

Feb

Ariana Grande at the NBA All-Star Game Halftime Show of the Day

Obviously, they booked Ariana Grande to perform at the NBA Allstar game. She’s into the basketballs if you know what I mean….she’s what the brothers call a Snowflake, whether she’s got Mexican or Ethnic roots or not, this Disney bitch has been so white washed..that the the idea of Big Sean’s big Penis destroying her little frame isn’t like watching hood Mexican porn, or some Kim Kardashian big vagina can take all dick that it needs to be black…but rather like your little sister getting railed by a black dude, and for some reason that makes her live performances so much more fun to watch..it’s like I’m ready for her uterus to fall out on stage from all the gaping….

Good show though. even though no uterus slips happened…

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TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Ariana Grande

2015

16

Feb

Victoria’s Secret Swim Infomercial Trailer of the Day

Victoria’s Secret has a new informercial that Sports Illustrated is mad about, and that I don’t really understand because I am bored of Victoria’s Secret and can’t really grasp why anyone would watch their nonsense on TV like it fucking matters, when they can just walk into any mall and buy a fucking bikini…so instead they’ll have you watching their babes who are overpaid, strut around in their bikinis, like it’s some kind of informative or tantalizing thing, when we have access to porn or millions of pictures and videos of these girls, when really it is just a PR stunt, the only way CBS gets viewers, designed for idiots who still have cable TV, all to sell bikinis to bitches who shouldn’t wear bikinis…sounds awesome.

Posted in:Victoria's Secret

2015

16

Feb

Hayden Panettiere Weirdo Valentine’s Day of the Day

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Hayden Panettiere dressed like a german, beer maid…or maybe this is some despardo Mexican hooker, either way it’s up on some random gypsy kick that doesn’t give enough attention to the fact that her little circus clown vagina is capable of handling a 7 foot tall boxer’s probably massive penis, that she could probably do pole dancing tricks on, thanks to be a dwarf…with little midget arms and legs…

I don’t know why I am posting this…

Seriously.

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere

2015

16

Feb

Candice Swanepoel’s in Some Magazine of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel did Self Magazine…who cares…she’s a model…that is what she does…here are the pics..

She Also Did a Hot Shoot for Maxim, even though I fucking hate Maxim and they try to sue me all the fucking time, even though they used to pay me to link them – because they are assholes….To see those pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2015

16

Feb

The Dakota Johnson 50 Shades of Grey Nudity of the Day

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I forgot that 50 Shades of Grey happened, probably because I don’t buy into all the hype of a mainstream romance novel, when I know that porn exists, but more importantly, that far better written and more provocative smut exists, while this whole storyline just seems way too fucking cliche…and the only thing good it did for the world was make a bored housewife a lot of fucking money, some movie studios a lot of fucking money, and made a lot of women you’d never want to see cum, cum for the very first time…I don’t know, I write romance all day, the whole thing is silly…

Now if they cast someone who wasn’t so basic, homely, and boring to play the innocent girl…maybe I’d be down with the sex…

But I can list of 10 movies that I am sure are more erotic that didn’t get nearly the same marketing…that probably have way more authenticity…because really would anyone want to devour something that looks like this…I mean I’ve got no boners loooking at this, I am sure I’d have no interest in maintaining some dominant relationship with her…I mean a hot 18 year old out of college into this kind ot thing maybe, but this…fuck that noise..fuck her once while drunk..thats it…move onto the next…don’t make a movie about it…

Posted in:Dakota Johnson