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2015

19

Mar

Jessica Hart Picking her Scabby Ass of the Day

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Jessica Hart is a model, she was a famous a few years ago she did Victoria’s Secret and shit like that, but her smartest and most important move was dating Stavros, the Greek shipping billionaire, who you may remember as Paris Hilton’s ex boyfriend, who has rolled through thousands of hot girls, thanks to being a billioniare, one of those weirdo rich people who probably also fucks dudes, since it is challenging, leaving Jessica Hart, likely Herpes infected, but then again, any Australian who moved to LA, to model and date Billionaires, probably had that LA strain long before any Stavros got into the picture…but it’s nice to look at her ass and imagine it being scabby thanks to Paris Hilton’s designer strain…it just makes these pics all the more gutter and trashy…like all these people are…and by people I mean.. hot as fuck gold digging, opportunist Australians with a dream…

Because we’re all allowed to have dreams…even when they come with herpes if I need to…I just close my eyes and pretend they aren’t their…and that rough patch of skin is just from the winter air…

Here’s her ass flash..I am a fan…but you can just search her name on the site and see her naked…that’s the thing with models…they are all naked in pics…out there…

Posted in:Jessica Hart

2015

19

Mar

Toni Garrn for TUSH Magazine of the DAy

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The highlight of Toni Garrn’s career was when she was rumored to have had her asshole filled with Leonardo DiCaprio – but I am going to assume, based on her German roots, and Leonardo’s Homosexuality despite his attempts to cover it up, that the asshole that was filled was in fact Leonardo DiCaprio…it is called pegging and people dig it..and girls do it…especially if it promises great PR for your future modeling career…

That said, I dont’ think she’s still with Leonardo DiCaprio as his beard, Victoria’s Secret, who he clearly has equity in, has probably funnelled a lot more girls to him, but that doesn’t mean that Toni Garrn doesn’t matter, she’s tall and actually looks like a model, which is nice to see in this instagram generation of short useless girls getting famous, when all I want to stare at is something a little more long and traditional…

She’s in this TUSH magazine, showing some strategic nudity, unfortunately no nipples but who needs nipples when you can just google porno clips…or ask a girl on tinder to come over to sit on your face..

All this shit is obsolete, but she still looks good…my only issue with it is that to me a magazine called TUSH should be about spread assholes…or even just bare asses…I want more ass TUSH…stop your lies…they hurt me and are tearing our family apart…

Posted in:Toni Garrn

2015

19

Mar

Cara Delevingne Proves that Acting Requires No Talent of the Day

Cara Delevingne puts on her American accent because she’s a Brit…for some new movie that I didn’t bother paying attention the the name of, because I don’t actually care, I just like being reminded that acting requires zero to no skill, despite what actors tell you, because if the world knew that playing make-belief was a fucking scam that pays really well, then it would lower their value, and thus lower their pay, so keeping it a closed circuit rather than an open market is the strategy from everyone involved..

The good news is that thanks to the internet, you don’t need the studios anymore, fuck em, go make your own movie and become the next Cameron Diaz, you don’t need to be Cara Delevinge, or to be an it girl…because anyone can do this bullshit…you just have to be a big enough asshole to do it….

Posted in:Cara Delevingne

2015

19

Mar

Hilary Duff Has Blue Hair of the Day

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There is something about celebrity hair scandals that make me laugh. I get that the whole reason these people exist is because the general public take a vested interest in them and make them important figures for whatever reason, all because they were on TV or in shitty movies, leading to a life of what is this person up to, and who is that person dating, and really the whole thing is pathetic on all of your part…and more so…pathetic on my part because I follow this shit, to make fun of this shit, because I feel we are all doomed and I blame popculture for that…but I’ve come to terms with my level of pathetic…and still I can’t figure out how Hilary Duff dying her hair blue in her midlife recently divorced scientologist crisis…is news…

Blogs are wriitng about it, people are freaking out, ravers and hipsters are like “we were doing htis 3 years ago even the jenners did it already, where the fuck was Hilary Duff in all this, oh right, being a married mom pushing 30″…

I mean if anyone is talking about this, it should be about how the trend is officially dead, old ladies are up on it, like it was Facebook…

But instead…they think it’s awesome..and unless you’ve got a fetish for blue haired Disney Stars that are rich, but still washed up…and this talks directly to your penis..and you can’t control yourself…you have no excuse for bringing this bullshit up…

TO SEE A BUNCH OF HILARY DUFF LOOKING HOT PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Hilary Duff

2015

19

Mar

Paulina is the Naked Canadian Model for Cameron Davis of the Day

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The world is filled with models. I mean every city and small town you go to has at least one girl rocking the selfie game, or setting up photoshoots with her friend who has a camera, all in efforts of being the next Kate Moss, or Kate Upton, or in some cases Jenna Jameson…

Sure there are still agencies, there are still castings, but the jobs are all booked based on social media and agencies will book pretty much anyone…

Not to mention, the jobs don’t even pay that much anymore, unless you are famous, so you might as well build that online presence as aggressively as possible and what better way to do that than to shoot with photographers who have a bigger Audience than you…

Every once in a while, a talent breaks through, who after I see naked, looks the fucking part and has the potential for greatness, and not just because she’s got great tits but because she’s not a trashy fame whore gold digging her way through instagram…

That said, this “me” society, where people take their future into their own hands, build their own celebrity, and try to either get youtube or instagram famous, producing content to keep the audience engaged…is a good thing…especially when shit gets artistic and naked…

Her name is Paulina and I think I love her…

Posted in:Paulina

2015

19

Mar

Woman Smoking on a Plane and Other Videos of the Day

Topless Girl in Thailand

Passenger Lights Bus on Fire

Dude ALmost Got Smashed

Don’t Walk on Cranes…

Dude Jerking Off on Motorcycle

Brazilian Police Motorcycle Fail

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

19

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The biggest dramatic curve going on in my life is that two 18 year old babes right swiped me on tinder over the last two weeks, I’ve been chatting them up and I eventually went to each of their instagrams, only to find out that they are best friends….who do everything together…which would have been hot if everything included sitting on my face, but instead they just busted me for my “Cut and Paste” lines I send everyone on my tinder because I am a fucking robot with no time to waste on people from the internet…

The fact that is my biggest dramatic curve, other than my miserable existence…is pretty pathetic for a 40 something year old person..but I guess having 18 year olds fight over you is good even if they are interent 18 year olds which probably means 55 year old obese dude up on some Catfish…

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning / mid afternoon / I don’t fucking know what time it is…I guess it is the internet so there is no time…

Hot Girls on Bikes
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Handcuffed White Man Rums from Cops as Black Guy is Tased
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Eva Mendes Blames Sweatpants for Divorce
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Fishing for Pirhannas…. I don’t know how to Spell Pirahanas…But Kelly Brook Does, it is the only Movie She’s got..
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Cameltoe of the Day
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Kylie Jenner Wants to do Playboy for her 18th Birthday – Obviously
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Big Ass in a Bikini
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Shut the Fuck Up James Franco
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Creepy Dad WHo Makes Millions of the Day
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Woman Lights a Cigarette on the Plane
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

18

Mar

stepLINKS of the DAy

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Girls never believe when I write things like

“you’re a washed up, overweight, pile of shit, gold digging hooker, with bad tits and a haggard horse face, on some quest to suck the right dick to possibly make you relevant or pregnant so you never have to work again….because you’re a hooker bottom feeding your way to the middle..DIE”….

And blame in on Autocorrect….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Bar Paly is Awesome
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Madonna Tongues a Bieber
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Big tits in a Bra
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Rachel Hilbert Bikini
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Prank Caller Livens Up C-Span
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Topless Latina
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College Ass!
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Emma Watson – Lesbian Shirt
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Selena Gomez Tit
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Charlie Riina is Amazing
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Kelly Brook Being Basic in Hollywood
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Rachel Hilbert Bikini
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Clips from the New Game of Thrones
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I Want to Anal Sex Amanda Seyfried
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Kim Kardashian’s Ass is Hysterical
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Sarah Michelle Gellar Princess Rap Battle is Some Weirdness
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23 Hollywood Extras Who Forgot How to Act for a Minute
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Iggy Azalea is a Crazy Person
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Slut of the Day
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Fame Whore Showing Some Nipple
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Nick Cannon Fucks a babe…
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Some Cleavage Pics of Girls…Showing Cleavage
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Big Sean Loves Arianna Grande’s Billion Dollar Pussy
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Scott Disick Getting High in Rehab
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Hot Girls at the Beach
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GIGI Hadid for Victoria’s Secret
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Journalists Who Were Caught Lying
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Braless for St Patrick’s Day
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The Cast of Pretty Woman Got Together Again
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Gwyneth Patlrow Thinks She is the Common Woman
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Brooke Shields Nipples are the Best
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Gwen Stefani Tight Pants
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Drunk DUde Impales Himself on a Fence
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Marky Mark Wife in a Bikini
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Irina Shayk for Bebe
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The Cutest Dogs Dressed as Superheroes
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Naked Booty in the East Village
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So Many Asian Girls
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Trump is Running for President
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FREE NAKED YOUNG GIRLS MASTURBATING FOR YOU
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THE COMPLETE JENNIFER LAWRENCE LEAKED PICS GALLERY
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Shailene Woodley Cleavage
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Porn Star Watergun fight
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Girl Flashes in the Library
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REALLY FUCKING AMAZING EASTERN EUROPEAN GIRLS
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So Many Amazing Cam Girls…
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Rachel McAdams ia a No Panty Upskirt Fake Pic
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Chrissy Teigen Topless
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Sexy as Fuck Work Out
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Legs for Days
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Man Tries to Prove his Girl isn’t Trans
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Bathtub BOOBS
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Milking Teen….
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St Patrick Day Smut
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Teen in Public…
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

18

Mar

Zoe Kravitz Topless in a Movie of the Day

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This is Zoe Kravitz topless in a movie that I am sure she didn’t get because she is Lenny Kravitz and Lisa Bonet’s Daugther…

The interesting thing about her is that she’s Lenny Kravitz and Lisa Bonet’s daughter…

The other interesting the about her is that most half black people have one black father and one white mother, while this one has two half parents, meaning she’s still half, but 25% from her momma and 25% from her dad…but we can collectively agree was probably raised white as fuck….

Going to all the exclusive parties, but one exclusive party she hasn’t come to yet is my shit hole apartment, which is too bad because I’ve already plastered the walls with Lenny Kravitz posters and put on my Lenny Kravitz cd so that she doesn’t get any idea that I am trying to be friends with her for any other reason other than the fact that she’s Lenny Kravitz’s daughter…and by friends I mean have her sit on my face….

You know, she probably realizes that her art, her hipsterism, her fashion modeling is not because of who she is, but because of who she is thanks to who her parents are and thats probably why all these celebrity kids end up in the gutter, living a life in their parents shadow…fueled by drugs they buy with their trust funds…

That is not to say Zoe Kravitz isn’t a natural talent, or that she’s not a cool girl, or that she’s not worth taking seriously…because she’s showing her tits, and that’s good enough representation of her “talent” to me…

Posted in:Zoe Kravitz

2015

18

Mar

The Fresh Prince of C-Span of the Day

This…is is a solid use of a call in segment of a radio show…the guy, possibly now a legend, assuming people actually watch C-Span…

I can’t handle Fresh Prince of Bel Air references, the theme song or anything, because it is something that happened and took Will Smith from a bankrupted 80s rapper, to a massively rich as fuck A-List celebrity…who annoys me…

But when it is presented to the world on C-Span…it’s good…

If you don’t like that…Here’s Pornstar Karlie Montana Telling a Joke…

Posted in:Videos

2015

18

Mar

Jaime King’s Pregnancy Pic of the Day

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Jaime King is pregnant again, so she posted a picture of her topless and pregnant in underwear with a sunken in mom ass that may not be exciting to me, but I would still bury my face in it, because there’s something exciting about roll playing as the Abortion doctor, especially with a pregnant girl, because it makes it more authentic….

It may also be exciting to you, as there is a reason Ready to Drop porn exists, and there is a reason why Jaime King exists….has fans…even if I have no real idea who she is…but fell like I remember from 10 or 15 years ago, which would make sense because she’s 35, and I only remember girls when they are 20….

I guess, what it comes down to is that she’s not HIV positive from her heroin use at 19, that killed her photographer boyfriend Davide Sorrenti, at the time, before dating Kid Rock…in 2001…only to end up with some Director named Kyle Newman who made an honest enough woman out of her…because if she was HIV positive, she probably wouldn’t be making babies, even though it is not a death sentence and technology allows for no mother to baby transmission…

Not that that has anything to do with a babe, actress and model, ex heroin addict turned mom…posing like this…or maybe it has everything to do with it…either way here are the pics…

Posted in:Jaime King

2015

18

Mar

Charlotte McKinney is a Scam for Buffalo Jeans of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney is getting famous because of her tits. Every time I look at her I feel like she only exists because she walked into the wrong audition at some studio space where a model agency and a porn agency share an elevator…which ended up working in her favor because now she’s on TV…and in campaigns..like Buffalo and Guess..with her massive tits…becasue America loves massive tits…

I don’t find her hot, I don’t find her interesting, the only thing interesting about her is how she escaped a Florida life as a Flordia cocktail waitress, not even in coastal Florida but like interior Florida at some bootleg hooters…to live in LA and be on TV…it is really fascinating…

Even girls I know don’t find her hot, and these are girls who tell me their fat girlfriends are hot, they all question her success while commenting on her horse face…but I guess girls can be bitches…while guys just turn off sound and stare at tits…

An it girl, or an old lady…sloppy body, overrated, who knows..but what I do know is #tits.

TO SEE THIS TRASH AT SOME RED CARPET LOOKING EVENT BECAUSE SHE’S ON TV NOW CLICK HERE

Posted in:Charlotte McKinney

2015

18

Mar

Kylie Jenner Modeling of the Day

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Kylie Jenner must be a product of her whore mother’s philandering pussy…you know like how the sister, monster Kardashian before all the surgery was OJs daughter…

This one has to be from some other dark colored dude, because she doesn’t look like she came from a Jenner…she doesn’t even look like her all white sister…and I figure, based on Bruce turning himself into a woman, black men were more than welcomed in the bedroom to fuck the mother while he jerked off like it was still the 70s and he was in the locker room before practice…

She’s got more body, she’s targeting the urban market with her tits and booty, and she already fucks 25 year old rappers…I mean…a future of being in music videos, maybe sex tapes, who the fuck knows…it is not like she needds to work, the mom just likes all the money she can get so she has to work…and the baby of the family, is ususally the most screwed up one, thanks to the mom going off the deep end becoming very obsessed with this TV show and montetization shit…it’s like her life as a gold digger finally has a purpose thanks to all her little back-up plans she had along the way to guarantee her child support…there are so many of them…how can one vagina do that much…

Either way…here is Kylie doing some shoot, showing tit, for money…and attention as this family tends to do…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kylie Jenner

2015

18

Mar

Charlie Riina is Amazing at the Beach of the Day

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Her name is CHARLIE RIINA

I know absolutely nothing about her, but what I do know based on looking at these pics alone, is that she’s come from heaven (I’m assuming eastern europe or russia)…with her massive breasts that I figure if you’re gonna have breasts they might as well be massive…and rockin’ body….for me to stare at….

It seems like she’s done that LA water company, and more importantly that she’s done Playboy, at least that’s what google is telling me…and the nice thing about that is that I can focus on what is important in these pics, then cross reference her nudes, since everyone, even TINDER girls have nudes, in order to bring my orgasm to completion…

I figure…new content, cross-reference with old nudity…makes for a perfect balance for proper masturbation…even if it’s not quite masturbation since I feel nothing but love for her..and my penis is more of an inny than an outty, but you get what I mean…

Posted in:Charlie Riina

2015

18

Mar

Josephine Skriver in Some Legit Victoria’s Secret Softcore of the Day

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Victoria’s Secret makes me laugh….

In the 70s, the Sears Catalog used to have a lingerie section that was the closest thing to porn you could get your hands on if you didn’t have a dad with a stash of Playboys or Penthouse…

The Sears catalog, from what I remember would post girls in semi-sheer underwear and if you looked close enough you could see the shade of a bush or nipple…it was exciting times..

Then Victoria’s Secret happened, and reinvented the lingerie Catalog…I only really remember seeing it in the early 90s, and by then…there was no nipple anywhere, no bush…anywhere…no pussy definition…anywhere…it was the most safe, wholesome underwear catalog in the history of underwear catalog, but the girls they cast were amazing…so it didn’t matter…

Then the Internet happened…Victoria’s Secret seemed dated, but still massive…as people turned to porn, or even nude photoshoots of the models they used…

Then new feminism on the internet happened, as an answer to cyberbullying, that involved but wasn’t limited to attacking people who called girls fat, while getting naked…to free the nipple…

Which led to Victoria’s Secret being attacked for air brushing a woman’s part out of a sheer outfit…because to Feminists that means that they were saying nipple was bad…and you cant’t tell feminists anything because they’ll go crazy…

So now, they’ve decided to say fuck it to the airbrushing..so the nipple and pussy definition, they’re models and photogs are doing this already without them, might as well get on board…which is a good thing..

Especially when it involes Oiling up a girl…

From super generic crap…to softcore erotica…with not much in between…good job Victoria’s Secret on being progressive…I am a fan.

TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER CLICK HERE

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