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2015

25

Jun

Elisabetta Canalis Pregnant Bikini of the Day

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If, like Elisabetta Canalis, your hopes and dreams were to one day become the host body for George Clooney’s baby, because it is good for business and finances….and it doesn’t work out for you, because Clooney is gay and had a schedule for each beard he had over the years, and fame whore immigrants only have a small window of opportunity before immigration starts looking for Green Cards…the perfect excuse to break up…

There is hope for you…even if you got so close to not just see the golden sperm…but even tried to impregnate yourself with the golden sperm…only for it to not stick…

There are other rich dudes, who are less careful with their sperm, because they aren’t queer actors..

Here she is either fat, or pregnant, in bikini…

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2015

25

Jun

Dylan Penn is the Celebrity of the Day

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Her name is Dylan Penn.

She’s a “model”….which is code for celebrity kid cute enough to get paid to be in photoshoots because people like their last names, and what the hell else are they going to do with their access, seeing as going to school, or actually helping the world…is just way less fun..

She’s 24, so unlike the other celebrity daughters trying to make it as instagram models by leveraging the family name…she’s old enough to jerk off to…and that should be exciting enough for at least one Sean Penn fan who though he was a woman in Fasttimes at Ridgemont High….

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2015

25

Jun

Kaley Cuoco Swimpants of the DAy

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Kaley Cuoco, the hot chick who killed John Ritter by giving him a heart attack one morning on set of the 8 Simple Rules of Dating my Teenage Daughter, where rule number one was not getting caught by the authorities, because they just won’t understnad the relationship….

Has turned into the hot chick amongst the nerds on some other show that is massively successful and that people love because Friends, when the friends are Nerds, is a good format for a show….and the nice thing is she’s not even that hot…

But she is making 100,000,000 dollars the next three years, on top of everything she’s already made,, while being Kaley Cuoco, you know not a scientist, just a bitch on TV….

And here she is in swim pants, because she’s rich enopugh to wear whatever the fuck she wants to wear by the pool…

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2015

25

Jun

Kirstin Kragh Liljegren for Mixte Magazine of the Day

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I don’t know anything about Mixte Magazine….

I don’t know anything about Kirstin Kragh Liljegren…

I just know she’s not as downs syndrome looking as some other Danish models, but more importantly, she’s getting topless in magazines before being famous, because naked’s not a big deal, naked is natural, let’s make America less about guns, and more about naked, because naked is sexy, even if it can lead to AIDS, Rape and other things for people who can’t control their sexual desires after stimulated by the devil’s work…nudity…

And that may be all I need to know…

Here’s her instagram She’s Good

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2015

25

Jun

Buzzfeed Staffers do Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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I am not sure what the staff of Buzzfeed is trying to accomplish here, but it is safe to say that editorial staff, interns and whatever else these girls do at Buzzfeed, are definitely not bikini models…

I know they are trying to say “This is what real girls look like”…but the reality is that this is what real girls who aren’t committed to a clean diet and fitness program, who aren’t models look like…

Maybe they are saying “Don’t objectify women”…or “don’t give us unexpected images to look up to and feel like shit about our selves for”…but I think it is safe to say…the mirror can do that just as efficiently…

I like real girls, but I hate when real life girls, who I have eaten out and fucked, go up against professionals and hate them for being professionals..and hate brands for using hot bitches to sell product, because if this was a VS campaign, no one would buy shit…

Don’t get me wrong, I’d fuck them all, even Grimmace…but I’m disgusting and so are you, I just think people need to say “Hey, I’m not a professional skier, maybe I won’t drop down this vertical”….or “Hey, I’m not a professional surfer, maybe I won’t drop jump in this 30 foot swell”…or “Hey, I’m not a model, I’ll save my bikini for my instagram and friedns, and not the media to think we’re making some amazing statement”.

A statement I think the whole world could see just loking at them…feminism has gone the wrong direction…I blame you internet…

Unless this is just jokes…either way…girls in bathings suits are fun.

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2015

25

Jun

Drunk Naked Lady VS Cops and Other Videos of the Day

Handicapped Parking in Brazil of the Day

Austria Driver of the Day

Man VS Rail Track

Cyclist Breaks Arm…

Chechen Guys and their Cars

Thailand Eggplant Games…

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2015

25

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I always turn to the internet to find good wholesome girls. You know virgins who aren’t tainted by pornography…or TINDER…rocking herpes like it was a designer purse or a trophy to show the world how many dicks they’ve had unprotected…like it is an accomplishment…

I realize that there is probably one virgin in North American over the age of 18…and I have a feeling that coveted thing I want to travel the world to find…is probably exactly what I don’t want to find…you know a sex crazed fat girl who is dying to get laid but who won’t get laid due to her skin disease….and I’m too nice to say no…

I guess I’ll just stick to the whores…

Real’s Housewife Singing Because America is Obsessed with Rich People…
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When you Park in a Handicapped Spot in Brazil
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Hot Girls in Bed
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Man Poisoned Co-Worker to Mess with Him
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Some Topless Models…
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Drunk 33 UK Trash TIts
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Jon Stewart VS Conferdate Flag
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THe Man Behind the Cellphone
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Charlie Riina is Amazing
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2015

24

Jun

stepLINKS of the DAy

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Sometimes….you just need to sit in a park and watch fat girls tan for what feels like 5 minutes, but turns out to be 5 hours…because you just got lost in them titties..or figuring out them titties fit into that bikini top..

Today was one of those days…

And tonight…I’ll spend tonight asking strangers for asshole pics…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Crazy Asses
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Lindsay Lohan is Moving to the London
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Internet Has Discovered the Hottest Weather Woman
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Chloe Grace Moretz Legs
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Abigail Ratchford on Inflatables
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Baseball Catch of the Day
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Taylor Swift Boards the Plane
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Charlie Riina is the Slut of the Day
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Mariah Carey is Probably Getting Married
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India Reynold’s Lingerie
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Free Bus Ride – Dressed Well VS Dressed Poor
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Japanese Cleaning Crew Clean Bullet Train…
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Bai Ling is Amazing
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Jadan Smith is Asking For Help
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Cheesy as Fuck – Bitch of the Day
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Mom’s VS Ryan Reynolds….
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Selena GOmez Nipples are Hilarious
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Jada Pinkett’s Stupid Outfit
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Girls for their Sports Teams
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26 Crazy Things You Can Buy on the Dark Web
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Jessica Alba in a Dress
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25 Side Characters That Stole the Spotlight
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How to Dock Like a boss
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Rita Ora Big TIts
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10 Masturbation Facts..
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Chloe Moretz Violet Panties
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Jessica Alba in Silly Pants
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Olivia Culpo is Hot…
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Mila Kunis Cleavage
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Elisabetta Canalis Pregnant as Fuck
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Bobbi Kristina’s Gonna Die
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Butt Over Backs!
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FREE WEEK TRIAL – Hottest Celebrities Nude For Your Viewing Pleasure
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Naked babe Smoking Weed in Front of the Mirror
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Charlotte McKinney’s Huge Boobs
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Greek Big Titties
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Stripping on the Balcony
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Big Stupid Trashy Tits
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Best Celeb Nude Scenes
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Sex Happens…
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Naked Girl at the Beach
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Here’s some Pussy on Cam…
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Belly Masturbation
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Crop TOp of the Day
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Without These Free Cam Girls…I would be a virgin…
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Sex Tape that Isn’t a Sex Tape But is Still a Sex Tape of the Day
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

24

Jun

Selena Gomez No Bra Party of the Day

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She’s found her marketing hook…her tits…

For a few months, people wanted to know if she had implants because their lives are pathetic and some rich Disney slut’s implants are relevant to their existence, because their existence is that pathetic….I am talking to you…

Then, she milked that rumor by showing off cleavage, which would have been exciting….if we were religious people, and cleavage was arrousing…you know if we weren’t part of the internet porn generation of throat fucking…

And now, at least the last week, shes gone free the nippl on us and doesn’t wear a bra, something that is totally relevant now…it’s a political stance…that allows her to come across as a “with-it” young boss, when really she’s likea 50 year old thanks to being prostituted to the world and Disney at such a young age…

Either way, people like nipples…and here’s her tribute to her pimp…

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2015

24

Jun

Kylie Jenner in a Bikini of the Day

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Kylie Jenner posted a bikini picture on instagram….because she gets performance bonuses at her job / house / from her mother who controls her finances because she’s 17, based on how many snapchat opens she gets and instagram likes she gets, you know like normal 17 year olds, who get the car for the night if they finish their chores or homework, only the hooker version….and the whole thing would be more depressing, if it wasn’t a weathered 17 year old with either plastic surgery or a lot of make-up in a bikini….right…

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2015

24

Jun

Rita Ora’s Got a Tit of the DAy

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Rita Ora’s got huge tits….and she knows that when her career becomes less interesting and people stop talking about her….it is important for her to show off said tits, whether for social media, for photoshoots, or for the paparazzi, because it really is this easy to get into the media…people fucking love tits, panty flashes and nipple slips…and we’re all so bored and voyeuristic…that if she was out with handicapped kids getting ice cream like a decent person we wouldn’t care…but the second a full tit on the hooker hangs out of her shirt intentionally…we all stop what we are doing and say “those are some tits, nice shirt, who’s Rita ORa, oh right, the Rihanna impersonator, she’s got great tits, what’s her song she’s trying to get famous with, right, who cares, tits…”…

She’s on a fame whore mission and I’m watching…

Here’s her message to her fans that she calls her BOTS, because they would have to be BOTS to be into her shit…

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2015

24

Jun

Elizabeth Banks Weirdo Shoot for Flaunt of the Day

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Elizabeth Banks is the most important person in Hollywood right now…someone forgettable, who you you’d probably look at or remember from secondary rolls in Judd Apatow movies, you know the kind of kinda hot girl who was never quite hot enough or compelling enough to suck you in….

Well she’s now now 41….and more importantly, worth 100 million dollars because she’s the person behind Pitch Perfect….and Pitch Perfect 2….set for fucking life…

Meaning, Hollywood can happen for everyone if you just have an average idea and script that you know will brain wash the fucking masses…through average at best comedy…and songs everyone loves…

Here she is in some weirdo shoot, that’s obnoxiously trying to be “art” or “concept”…that just looks dumb, but maybe that’s the point, I mean she is a comedy producer…it would make sense…

I am actually into her, not because of her money, or because of her Pitch Perfect Character, but because I liked her in Love & Mercy, the Brian Wilson movie…but who cares about me, I hate everything…depending on the day…and today is a day I respect this specific half naked old lady..

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2015

24

Jun

Taraji P. Henson May Be Showing 1/16th Nipple in W Magazine of the Day

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W Magazine is so sneaky with this Taraji P. Henson lady in her 40s, who is in some show called EMPIRE, that I assume is pretty popular, because why else would W Magazine be featuring a 45 year old woman in their magazine…

Not that the reasons for mainstream media being paid off to feature stars of TV shows as an ad campaign to help promote said TV show….really matters…

She’s an actress, who fucking cares, it’s not like she cured cancer, if anything she got cervical cancer in her quest to be an actor….#HPV

What does matter is that I think I see 1/16th of her nipple…

W Magazine. You are so naughty…

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2015

24

Jun

Mila Kunis Uneventful Dress of the Day

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Mila Kunis is overrated…

I get it, you jerked off to her on That 70s show, because it was between her and the Scientologist redheaded dude…but that doesn’t mean you have to carry that affection, or lust, into her 40s…especially now that she’s a dot com billionaire wife…and mother…and too old to be considered hot…

The lazier the public gets, the less they scrutinize these idiots, and the longer their careers exist, because you buy into the shit, instead of looking to fresh girls to want to see act badly in movies…and as a man who is married to one pile of shit, all I look for is new girls to get naked, and any self respecting person would do the same…stop locking into someone who doesn’t care about you, or who doesn’t deserve your fandom..especially when she looks like this…boring…as fuck…shit…

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2015

24

Jun

Bar Refaeli’s in a Magazine of the Day

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Bar Refaeli was way more interesting when she was in America, living the model party slut life with A-List actors, all full of cocaine and being “Glamourous”…which for those of you who don’t know, is actually pretty trashy, no different than white trash in a trailer fingering some girl who is dancing for them, only instead of meth, being unshowered and toothless, the rich version is on coke and dressed nicely and the toothless bitch jumping through hoops for meth, are doing it for a pregnancy that will pay them 20k a month the next 18 years…

It’s all the same level of bullshit, bullshit that I’d rather see Bar Refaeli involved in, because it is a better use of her tits, instead of being engaged in Israel running her own business…that shit’s the worst….and here she is being old and responsible…and boring…

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