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2014

23

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

A wise man once told me…never trust your life in the hands of someone who couldn’t save themselves…so going into the Christmas season you can think about all these assholes think Jesus can save them, even though he couldn’t save his fucking self…

Merry Christmas you non jews…I’m drunk and eating Christmas cookies while getting vag pics sent to me because I can’t escape this horrible hell that is my life…and vag pics are my only religious experience in the most wonderfully religious time of year…where you spend money on shit no one needs to help big brands get a mid winter boost in sales…

15 Animated Christmas GIFs
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The Dude Who Got his First Boner from The Lion King
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Jay Leno Did Something Funny…Apparently…
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Cameron Diaz Engaged
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Girls tugging On Clothes
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Rosie Jones Topless for Christmas
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Panty Flash of the Day
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Obama is a Clown, Hollywood are Shitty People, Seth Rogan is a Terrorist, All This is a Publicity Stunt
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SLut of the Day
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Hilary Duff in Glasses
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Bikini Catalog Pics of the Day
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Pornstars Read How the Grinch Stole Christmas
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Offensive Christmas Fails
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30 Places Shot from Space
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Top 100 Viral Videos of 2014
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The Weeknd’s 50 Shades of Grey song “Earned It”
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Lizzy Cundy is a Disgusting Naughty Santa
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Madonna Showing off her Tits
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David Schwimmer to play Kardashian
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Vanessa Hudgens Promoting Some Bullshit
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Casey Batchelor Cleavage…..
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Christmas Fame Whores
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Jasmin Walia in Leather Shorts
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Baby Sun from the Teletubbies
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Constance Jablonski Beach Shoot
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BBC Reporter Getting High
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Laura Marano in Some Magazine
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Alyssa Barbara is Amazing
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Aisleyne Horgan Wallace Wedgie
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Mila Kunis Mom Cleavage
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Derek Jeter Parties with 30 Models
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Chloe Green in a Bikini
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The Best Actresses of 2014
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Bai Ling Pokies During
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10 Dogs Who Made Nativity Scenes Better
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Girls in Sports Bras…
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Fingers Percolator Glass water BONGS
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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Naughty Elf
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Sherilyn Fenn 1990 Nudity
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Interesting Candle Holder
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Christmas Strip…
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Big Dildo!
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Mommy Likes to Masturbate
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Seriously Amazing Erotica
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Sexiest Office Christmas Party…
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Working the Dildo
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Fucked up Titties
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Sex Tapes!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2014

23

Dec

stepGIRLS for The Kind Pen of the Day

Here’s what I call a little Christmas miracle, starring one of our latest #stepGIRLS who got into the Christmas spirit, wearing her Christmas lingerie, in what looks like it could be a rape van, not because we endorse rape like the drunk topless dudes at the bar last night did, but because it’s how we travel in luxury here….

She’s rockin’ her christmas party of half naked goodness with her KIND PEN VAPE , which according to my friend who is all about weed is the best vape around because you can use weed, oils and fucking whatever else you crackheads are smoking in vapes these days….since I don’t smoke and know nothing about these things…

So if you’re looking for something to get your girl, or any girl high enough to fuck you…and as a Christmas gift to you – KIND PEN IS OFFERING 25% OFF FOR DRUNKENSTEPFATHER PEOPLE NOW

ANd if you want to look at some silly pics by us for us….here you go…

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2014

23

Dec

Kendall Jenner and her Mom Dancing for Christmas of the Day

I know a few people who have fucked mom’s and daughters…not at the same time…but they still did the double generation…I even know a guy who did three generations…in the same fucking week at an all inclusive resort…the idea is hot…you know the cute looking mom, with the cute 18 year old daughter who likes the idea of fucking her stepfather thanks to the interent destroying her soul when she was 10 and she was introduced to porn, and now, despite being totally normal and cute, is actually a total fucking nympho who takes nudes all night, masturbates all day, and wants to get chocked out and spat on, which blows your fucking mind, because you are in your 40s and no girl was ever into such vile shit, not even the most desperate of porn chicks, but we’re in a new generation…hot as fuck generation…

But for some reason, a reason I call the Kardashian’s being sent from hell to shit on popculture, and prove that we as a people are doomed, seeing mom and daughter famewhoring just makes me feel uncomfortable…because it’s weird…no matter how hot of a body tranny’s daughter has….this level of desperation and putting themselves out there…is fucked….but something for people to talk about, because people care…even though I absolutely don’t care…I am just so trained at updating this stupid site that I post everything I don’t care about to punish my miserable life…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2014

23

Dec

Ariana Grande’s Ass Flash of the Day

Popstar and black rapper fucker Ariana Grande has an interesting take on the Christmas spirit, you know celebrating Christ’s birth like it was a fucking porno movie, wearing a leootard like she a ballerina or some shit, knowing very well people like outfits that touch anus, vag and nipples at the same fucking time, because of the cameloe, even if you have straps and harnesses and various layers of panties so that none of the BIG SEAN big VAGINA DAMAGE spills out on stage….humiliating you and your family that probably pushed you into this like you were a Kardashian…

All this to say, at least she’s not fat, looks cute and when muted out and in picture…something you could possibly appreciate staring at….if you weren’t on the internet and capable of googling something actually erotic…

All this to say, she’s a good inspiration, someone to look up to for her fans that I assume are all under the age of 10, because when under the age of 10, you can tolerate shitty fucking music….

Posted in:Ariana Grande

2014

23

Dec

Edita Vilkeviciute Topless for 032C of the Day

Edita Vilkeviciute has nice Lithuanian features…and by features I mean tits…because she is showing her tits..

I guess Lithuania is like the Czech Republic and really all Eastern Block countries…that breeds prostitutes, porn chicks, cam girls, mail order brides and models…who are all fucking hot as fuck….

They all very similar in look and feel, with some variation in height and cost, but overall, similar lack of a soul, and behavior that means tits at the bare minimum….and if you’re really unlucky, unwanted babies because they are into being paid child support…

Now Edita Vilkeviciute is not a hooker, but a model, who makes a lot of money I am sure, but who still takes the time to do magazines like this…and the whole thing is pretty substantial…at least to me..but I like fashion tits more than porn tits….it’s higher concept and classier with the same result….#tits.

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2014

23

Dec

Emmy Rossum’s Shitty Bra See Through of the Day

Emmy Rossum is the fucking worst and I am probably just saying that because she deleted me off all social media, blocking me, and probably even calling me out at some point for being an asshole, but I don’t remember because it happens too fucking often, I think 80 percent of the people I’ve tweeted at over the years have blocked me, because I am either 25 years ahead of my time, or just an asshole that upsets their ego…

Now I don’t remember what I laugh at Emmy Rossum for, it’s not her Judaism, I don’t do any of that because jews are so quick to call you an anti semite….it was probably the fact that she was an absolute nobody for a long time, struggling, until being offered a TV show where she gets topless, to which she jumped at the opportunity because it was better than being topless in a strip club, because this would put her name on the map instead of on the death by suicide, and people will finally know her as the star her ego truly told her she was…and I guess it worked out of her…but that’s hardly a reason to block me…not that I care, I’ve still seen her tits and I’m like “whatever”…and now she’s in a see through shirt so I can see her bra…even though I can google and see her tits..keeping me at “whatever”….which I guess, In conclusion, is the basis of Emmy Rossum…just on giant…whatever…

Posted in:Emmy Rossum

2014

23

Dec

Taylor Swift’s Legs and a Beard of the Day

Taylor Swift was seen on what could be a date because I guess her marketing team don’t like the lesbian rumors, even though all girls are lesbians it is a trend, pussy eating is acceptable, even popstars do it…

I just think she’s so fucking calculated, that’s why she’s masterminded the world into feeling sorry for her, relating to her, and she’s been able to be pop, country, and whatever in between…selling albums to people of all ages…when it all lacks authenticity…but America doesn’t care about Authenticity…

I also think she’s so fucking rich, famous, powerful in her own celebrity, that she can control everyone around her, from men to models she makes her personal barbie dolls, to people on TV she wants to have spend time with her….

There is evil that comes with Taylor swift…I don’t know what it is…because I don’t care enough to really dig into it…but I do know one thing that’s for sure…she’s got awesome legs…and as annoying or calculated and contrived she is…they can’t take those away from her, unless of course she’s in a horrible accident or something…

Either way – here’s to boyfriend rumors…

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2014

23

Dec

Miley Cyrus Christmas Party Erotica of the Day

I posted this Miley Video of her celebrating Christmas, probably on MDMA and Blow, as these kids do these days, and really as people did when I was 20, if you were in the right circles, it’s not like getting fucked up is a new thing, especially when you’re rich as fuck and have the pressure of all these assholes around you to perform and deliver…I mean I know people who have been having drug overdoses since the 70s, from wanting to have a good time to fill the sad times in their soul…

A video posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on

All this to say, this isn’t a new thing, but that’s expected, nothing Miley does is new, but the nipple pasties and wig, that make her look like a weird little gay boy, are still entertaining enough to stare at – when you realize she could just move somewhere tropical and never be bothered again….but instead…she dances like a dancing monkey with a “look at me, I’m Miley”…level of annoying…do what we can be sure is totally not authentic, or from her creative soul as an artist, because Disney turned her corporate at 12, but that is still obscure enough to #wtf….right….

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

23

Dec

Elsa Hosk Nude Modeling for Chadwick Tyler of the Day

Her name is Elsa Hosk, I have probably already posted these pictures by CHADWICK TYLER …that I am going to assume are from his archive of pictures, because she looks younger and more importantly, because she looks naked for someone who isn’t a massive fashion magazine, but rather a good photographer, who is helping build her portfolio, that takes her Swedish ass from NYC starving model, to NYC Victoria’s Secret contract model, still starving, because that’s what modeling is about, but able to afford to get fucking fat, if she so chooses..and as someone who has been all about Elsa Hosk since she first hit the scene..I am into revisiting, or even seeing these for the first time, because naked Elsa is what Elsa is all about….that corporate shit just steered her off course.

Posted in:Elsa Hosk

2014

23

Dec

Chloe Worthington Has the Best Upskirt Ever of the Day

I am guess that Chloe Worthington is some bootleg model…who is just trying to get out there as an official model…but maybe she is an official model and I am just not ontop of all the girls involved because they are all interchangeable…which is essentially the whole fucking point of models…

That said, she’s mastered the art of shamelessness and giving the pussy spilling out of panty upskirt…which as of late is my favorite kind of upskirt…

And for that I think you should all celebrate her by following her on instagram….don’t let this upskirt go to waste, encourage her to do more stunts of attention…I mean with this one being this good…it’s just bound to get better….when she breaks 10,000 followers…newb.

FOLLOW HER ON INSTAGRAM TO ENCOURAGE MORE PUBLICITY STUNT SMUT

Posted in:Chloe Worthington

2014

23

Dec

Alice Goodwin is the Glamour Model of the Day

Every once in a while, you should take a few minutes to take in really low budget nude photos of low budget women with high priced nightly rates – who offer the girl friend experience or even the wife experience as long as you’re rich – it’s really the only reason they are getting naked in magazines, or really why they got the tits, or at least how they would rather use the tits than for what they originally got them for…lap dances or for tips as a cocktail waitress before some photographer said “hey we could get you in magazines, we don’t pay, but soccer players will love you and this is the UK and that’s guaranteed 20,000 dollar a month child support the next 18 years”….to which they said…”do you have ice for my nipples, I only like tit pics when my nipples are hard”…

This is cleary a shoot for some shitty magazine, that’s on some bootleg inspirational poster from the 80s quality, and I’m posting it anyway – because I am in Canada and we share a queen.

Posted in:Alice Goodwin

2014

23

Dec

Daisy Lowe Xmas Erotica of the Day

Daisy Lowe is awesome because her dad is a negligent tranny fucker who married Gwen Stefani and who denied being her dad in her formative years….that I guess a paternity test sorted out…getting her on the BUSH tranny loving child support to make up for lost time that allowed her to focus on her rich entitled daddy girl passion of showing her tits in magazines – because magazines liked her scandal, her family dynamic, and I liked her tits….

Here she is doing a UK Christmas, that looks more like a Christmas Party walk of shame, something I saw a lot of last week, and the whole thing, when you ignore how many cocks she’s had in coke filled nights to fill her void, and her haggard face…was pretty sexy..but I may be saying that because I love Christmas, it’s the most wonderful time of the year.

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Posted in:Daisy Lowe

2014

23

Dec

Kelly Brook’s Slutty Christmas Party of the Day

I met a couple of UK Rugby players a few months ago and they went off on all the Glamour models, and how they are just hookers looking for a rich athlete to get them pregnant to give them the good life, and I guess the same can be said for every single girl, only not all of them have tits big enough, or as obvious because they aren’t broadcasting them in shitty magazines for attention….

They went onto tell me that Kelly Brook is the worst of the bunch, and that she acts like she’s a big hollywood star because she’s done one shitty movie, and that she really believes in her lie…not to mention that she carries her weight well, dresses properly for it, because they’ve seen her naked, and I mean so have you in her “leaked for attention nudes because she’s a titty model”….and she’s a fucking pile of slop…but a pile of slop who does it well and by it I mean Christmas parties…I mean look at this push up bra…subtle hustle chubbo….

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Posted in:Kelly Brook

2014

23

Dec

Naked Woman on a Truck and Other Videos of the Day

Russian Beer Ad of the Day

Russian Drunks of the Day

Man Gets Run Over By 14 Wheel Truck

Drunk WOman – Face Plant

Two Women Stuck on an Escalator

Loyal Dog Chases Homeless Owner in Ambulance Because Dogs are the Best

The BBC Reporter High on Opium

Brazilian Drunk Drivers…

Couple Fucking on Infared in Park…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2014

23

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The nice thing about drinking my face off during the holiday season, is all the friends I make who I don’t remember…but who are drinking their faces off too because they hate their lives but are happy to be off work.. also all the mean spirited drunken texts I send loved ones…or passed loved ones…or ones who never let me love them…to let them know that I may not care…but I still want to see them rot in hell…

Tis’ the Season….

Oh and I also like the unprotected sex with strangers off tinder…

Naked Man VS Tree
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Dogs in Nativity Scenes
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Babes in Ugly Christmas Sweaters
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Ariana Grande Booty Flash
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Ray Rice Making Out in Elevator
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6 Evil Xmas Pranks
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BBC Reporter Gets High as Fuck Next to Opium FIre
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Excited Puppy
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Ronaldo’s Statue has Dick
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The Best Extras Ever in Movies
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The Blind Man Who Sees with Sound
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Kat Torres is the Water Whore for Christmas
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16 Backfired Pranks
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Marvel VS DC Trailer
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Iggy Azalea Sucks Up to her Boyfriend
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