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2014

13

Oct

The Grossest Thing You Will Ever See on Public Transit (I gagged) of the Day

The Asian Black Cock Washer

Rugby Player Punches a Guy in the head

Teens Try to Push a 41 Year Old Man off the Train – WTF

Biker Babe of the Day

Camel Getting Slaughtered (sad) Picks Up and Throws It’s Murderer

Jealous Lemur

Warehouse Mishap – Causes Damage…

Purse Snatchers Take the Lady With the Purse

This was all over Facebook – Racist Drunk Australian Who Must Die

This was all over Facebook – but as a pug whisperer it is my duty to post all things pug

Posted in:Videos

2014

13

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Sunday night pantie flash ???? @haley_meghan

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It is Thanksgiving in Canada – Columbus Day in the USA – and I guess I should be celebrating any day white people rape and pillage and take claim on discovering a land – that people already lived on – you know by eating a Turkey feast…but I figure the better strategy is to go to the indian reserve casino – gamble away my wife’s disability check – then find one of the girl’s in town, let’s call her Pochahantis, and convince her to have sex with me, at which point I will surprise anal her and say “happy thanksgiving”…

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Here are some morning links…

12 Enthusiastic Mascots
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Girls in Sports Bras…
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Empire Strikes Back Shot for Shot
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Creepy Clowns!
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Taylor Swift Legs Talk About Her Cat
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Hawk VS Drone
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Kim Kardashians’ Bra-Less See Through
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The Worst Travel Ad…Ever
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Ebola – The Unspreadable Virus – Spreads
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Hatsune Miku’s Virtual Perfomance on Letterman is Scary Glimpse into the Future…
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LOTR Style Maps of Boston – Weird
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13 Creepy Clowns!
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Famous People and Their Cats that Don’t Give a Fuck
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WATCH THEM BABES BE BAD GIRLS ON CAM GIRLS
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Rally Crash…
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Mormon Missionary – Break Dance…Thanks to Channeling God…
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3 Inch Leech Found in Woman’s Nose…I Got 3 Inches I’d Stick Up Her Nose…
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18 Insane Fucking Pumpkin Carvings
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Goats are Strange
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

10

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

For some reason very few people on the internet want to mail you a tuft of their pubic hair like this was the 70s and we were separated when our families moved cities, leaving our love broken – but thanks to the USPS we could keep it a live…they find it creepy.

They also don’t like being invited over to be stared at.

They don’t like being offered money to let you eat them out.

They even don’t like when you offer to let them use random used sex toys you have laying around…but then they go off and Wives Who Fucks Dwarfs on their Bachelorette parties and bring the baby to term… making me realize that maybe it’s just me…

I guess it hasn’t set in to these people that the world is going to end…and YOLO…

No Romance…Here are the stepLINKS…

Angelina Jolie and The Queen is a Weirdo Image
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Coco’s Ass Cleavage -is Classy
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Fit As Fuck Girls
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24 High Tech Halloween Costumes
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Amanda Bynes Accuses Dad of Incest
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Amanda Bynes Takes Back Accusations of her Dad’s Incest
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Elle Fanning’s Intense Outfit of the Day
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The Joe Dirt Sequel is Happening
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Taylor Swift in Lesbian Outfit
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Kate Upton’s Fat Chick Bra
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Greatest Pro Wrestlers of All Time
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Slut of the Day
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Jennifer Lopez – Fit Fitness Pics of the Day
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Stoya and Kayden Kross Together at an Event
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George CLooney at Comic Con
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Movie Trailer Voice Prank at the Mall
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One Ugly Celebrity
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The Greatest Rappers of All Time
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Anne Hathaway Says She Was Forced to Wear the Nipple Dress
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Katherine Heigl is the Worst
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Stay with Me Parody – Gay…
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Masturbating On Stage Is Now The Latest Trend
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Katherine McPhee is the Worst
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Gwyneth Paltrow Tells Obama He’s Handsome….
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Katy Perry is the Superbowel Halftimes Show
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Rosie Huntington – Ass in Leggings
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Jennifer Lawrence’s Ex Boyfriend on her Leaked Nudes
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Bethenny Frankel Blue Bikini
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Kristen Stewart and her New Lover
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Maitland Ward is the Worst
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Severed Hand Prank
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Kelly Brook Hacked, Naked Pics. Incredible Tits
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Jennifer Garner Talks About Her Post Pregnancy Bump – and It’s Disgusting
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Fifth Harmony in Bikinis
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Hot Babes Bending
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Iggy Azalea’s Disgusting and Her Ass is Implants – Obviously
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Victoria Justice in the Bath
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What’s that in your Vag?
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Anna Orlova – Naked in Black and White
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Two Real Life Students Meet for the First Time and Fuck
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Brooke Burke Nude in the 90s
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Just a Girl and her Beer Bottle
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Some Babe in Kinky Lingerie
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Coco in See Through Lingerie
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Cam Girl – Butt Play
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Cam Lesbians
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Cam Nipples!
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WATCH THEM BABES BE BAD GIRLS ON CAM GIRLS
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Naked Amateur of the Day
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Penthouse Pets Masturbating Is Amazing
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Awesome Links From Around the Web
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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SEE CAM GIRLS AT STEPGIRLCAMS

My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Get Vapes!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

10

Oct

stepGIRL Rockin Into the AM of the DAy

It is a long weekend in Canada, I think it’s Canadian Thanksgiving, because Canadians are 2 months ahead of Americans in all things at leas that’s what I tell myself while stealing wifi from my neighbors igloo because he can afford the trained beavers and moose that power his electricity on a giant hamster wheel…

I figure the best way to celebrate is by putting out this stepGIRL shoot of babes in some INTO THE AM gear…shot by the homies at The Headhuntr starring stepGIRLS you would want to spend the night with, all night with, well INTO THE AM , at raves, at clubs, drunk, high or confused by the EDM brainwashing noise…in bed, or in a back alley while their boyfriend is at home sleeping…because they are that good…both wearing INTO THE AM and naked….be in love..it’s worth it…

Posted in:stepGIRLS

2014

10

Oct

Svea by Andrew Kuykendall of the Day

Photographer Andrew Kuykendall is one of my homies. That’s street talk for buddy…and I am fucking street…

I think he’s one of the more interesting photographers out there, and I am not just saying that because we are friends, I am saying that because he shoots beautiful girls, often times half naked, or fully naked, and his pics just look awesome..

These were published on GALORE , because I guess Andrew Kuykendall doesn’t like giving me his pics to post, forcing me to steal them, in what I guess is one of those friendships where I don’t get invited to his wedding, coincidentally, all my friendships are like that….but I just tell myself that it is because I am too good at Open Bars and sexually harassing the guests…instead of being a totally unlikeable person…unlike this SVEA model, who is totally fucking likeable…on all levels…

Posted in:Andrew Kuykendall

2014

10

Oct

Scarlett Johansson’s Mom Ass in Leggings of the Day

Funny. Scarlett Johansson as a mom…has less of a dumpy ass than prior to being a mom. I wonder how that happens. I assume it is the pants talking, or maybe she’s breast feeding, and burning thousands of calories an hour, I mean let’s hope she’s breast feeding, since her breasts are really the best thing about her, and the idea of being nourished by them, so that you never have to detach from them, at least as a grown man and not some lecherous baby that has ruined her…because babies are gross…even though I felt she was ruined years ago…and just an overrated face…

Anyway, here she is with her man…her ass…kissing for the paps..in love…take it in…and remember – that dude’s life, even if Scarjo isn’t your thing, is better than yours, because Scarjo could have 99 percent of people, but chose him instead…these things happen, probably very often for you…

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Posted in:Scarlett Johansson

2014

10

Oct

Gavin Bond’s Xenia Deli and Sloveig Mork Pics of the Day

His name is GAVIN BOND and either he’s a great photographer or he gets access to babes like one of the best out there, Xenia Deli…

Sure Xenia Deli may be named after your favorite place to get Jewish meat sandwiches…but the only meat sandwich I want when looking at her is hiding in her panties…a sandwich I would eat for breakfast, lunch, dinner and a fucking snack. I’m pretty sure I’ve said this before, but it’s friday and when a babe is named after a DELI, I have limited options…I mean why am I even writing anything about her – just look at the fucking pics asshole – that is why I posted them.

Her friend’s name is Sloveig Mork..another insane name for an insane body…I mean I love these immigrant girls…especially half naked.

Posted in:Sloveig Mork|Xenia Deli

2014

10

Oct

More from the Emily Ratajkowski in Cosmo Shot of the Day

There are a few things I find funny about Emily Ratajkowski. One being that before she got famous, she used to tip me off on her posts, personally, to get me to do posts on her. She was an up and coming nude model with a dream – and she shot with a bunch of people I know. I don’t hate her for her hustle, I just find it amazing that it actually worked for her…what a good set of tits will do for a girl – is remarkable..I mean I am sure there was some sex to get ahead lateral career moves also – like when she banged Kanye a lot…but it’s all part of the process..

So here she is for Cosmo…now that she’s a big actor…even though she’s still posting lingerie pics on instagram – because I guess it is all she knows. You can’t teach an old dog new tricks…or you can’t take the whore out of the whore…whatever it is – her eshe is for cosmo…

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2014

10

Oct

Izabel Goulart Upside Down Fitness of the Day

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#BodyByIza Starting my day literally upside down!! Fun!! Working out my core and strengthening the muscles! #BodyByIza Começando o dia literalmente de cabeça para baixo !! Fun !! Malhando core e o fortalecimento muscular!! #motivation #foco #fortalecimento #body #fit #workout #healthy #lifestyle #nonstop #justdoit

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If you’re looking for some fitness tips, just tune into bikini model Izabel Goulart’s instagram page, where you will learn absolutely nothing about fitness, or even an exercise routine that will help you get to your ideal weight – but you will learn everything about a slow motion, lean model body in skimpy clothes doing semi-erotic moves…sometimes, like this time, upside down…and as far as I’m concerned – this is porn…

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