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2014

11

Aug

Taylor Swift Narrating a Selena Gomez Movie About the Super Stupid Moon of the Day

In case you don’t use Social Media, and you probably shouldn’t because it is government disguise to trick people into getting so distracted by themselves and the image they want to portray about themselves, while judging other people in their network for their stupidness that they are jealous of…you know because it is a way to feed us information, and for use to give access to things big corporations always wanted access to, but never quite figured out…

There was a Supermoon yesterday…

And every fucking asshole took a picture of it, some making funny hand gestures, others pretending to eating it, all kinds of nonsense…and it annoyed me, because everything annoys me, especially drone, robot, mentality…when it comes to the fucking moon…

Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez also participated in the moon-movement…and it wasn’t so eventful…there were no tits…but we can assume they ate each other out. It makes the video better that way.

It’s just the fucking moon – idiots…

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2014

11

Aug

Rihanna Gets Tribal for W Magazine of the Day

I don’t know if this is racist…but it should be…and she should be lynched for it – because why the fuck not…right?

I mean I generally like these photographers, and the pictures are great as pictures, but I always took Rihanna as less of a South American tribal girl, and more of an african tribal girl with her tits hanging out, any chance she gets feeding the village with her bountiful milk that she got from grazing the fields in dance, and having multiple babies from being gang banged by the chief…I like to think that’s more in line with what she does…in her everyday life…

Natives won’t like this….

Posted in:Rihanna

2014

11

Aug

Shay Mitchell on an Inflatable in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Shay Mitchell is my new favorite Pretty Little Liar, because the other Pretty Little Liars are not as hot and this Pretty Little Liar deserves as much heat as Ashley Benson is getting, because despite not being as white, she’s also not as dumpy…and sure she’s a few bra sizes smaller, but I saw spring breakers and if a few bra sizes smaller means a few less inches on her waist…I am all for that program…

She’s wearing a one-piece, one pieces are only good if you’re over 35 and a mom, or fat..I would prefer spread eagled in a thong…but I never get what I want – so take what you get fool…

Posted in:Shay Mitchell

2014

11

Aug

Genevieve Morton Doing Bikini Instagram of the Day

Here is fat Sports Illustrated model Genevieve Morton – who no one really gets why she’s a Sports Illustrated model based on her lack of fitness…but who we assume was fucking an athlete early on in her career that allowed for his team to pitch her to Sports Illustrated, only to be used yearly ever since, because Sports Illustrated is loyal to their tricks, and because they felt sorry she never got any actual work. At least that’s what I assume.

I always saw her as the Kate Upton who never was, mainly because she’s an immigrant. I always wanted to see her and kate Upton have an food eating contest, because I am weird. I don’t care about her moving to LA to get famous…but I’ll post her lesson in angles…it’s like look at these big tits…they distract from everything else….

Keep on tryin’ trick.

Posted in:Genevieve Morton

2014

11

Aug

Lola Mcdonnell Topless and Amazing Workout by Alessandro Casagrande of the Day

This model’s name is LOLA McDONNELL . She seems to be from Australia. She’s in this amazing workout video, that should inspire all girls to workout topless if built like this because it’s fucking hot as fuck….shot by a photographer Alessandro Casagrande, who I’ve posted before and who does awesome stuff…

I mean this is what workout videos are meant to be….

Posted in:Alessandro Casagrande|Lola Mcdonnell

2014

11

Aug

Audrina Patridge Bikinis of the Day

It amazes me that NBC gave Audrina Patridge a show that airs after Saturday Night Live….I guess they think she’s a fucking joke, along with the rest of the world, but it was the same slot they gave Carson Daly before he leveraged that into hosting a hit fucking show, starring Shakira (see previous post to see who Shakira is, in the event you’re idiot)….so this Network Shit…could mean there’s more Audrina Patridge for the world…and it could be that the dumb one with fake tits because the most famous and successful one which goes to show you – that if you look good in a bikini – that’s pretty much all you fucking need to get by…or more importantly – to fucking win….

Here are some of her pics…

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Posted in:Audrina Patridge

2014

11

Aug

Shakira in Cosmo Argentina of the Day

Shakira is in the latest Issue of Cosmopolitan Argentina, in the event that you aren’t up to speed on the latest in Cosmo Argentina news, you know one those magazines you let the subscription expire on, thanks to the internet…

You know a magazine where they teach you sex tips on how to seduce an American man, and how to use him to smuggle your cocaine so you can buy more cows to herd….because I assume that’s what they do in Argentina…

I just know that Shakira, as a mom and a judge on The Voice…who hangs with Adam Levine, and is pushing 40, bores me…even in photoshopped lingerie pics.

Posted in:Shakira

2014

11

Aug

Julija Steponaviciute for Elle France of the Day

If you know anything about this site you know that I’ve branded everything with the word step in front of it. Sure I’ve never done anything with the brand – but the idea was there.

From stepTV, to stepLINKS, to stepLISTS, to stepFAME, to stepGIRLS, to stepEXCLUSIVE…I am fucking annoying with the step…

But to see a girl, a model, a topless model from Lithuania branded as Julija stepONAVICIUTE ….

I have no choice but to locigally assume, we are soul mates…this is destiny, she belongs to me and my heart to her…and while I figure out how and why we aren’t together, and how I am going to change that I’ll let you stare at her tits in ELLE FRANCE, where tits are considered shirts and we like them for that…because I don’t mind letting you look at my stepSOULMATES tits.

Posted in:Julija Steponaviciute

2014

11

Aug

Alexa Vega’s Underwater Tits of the Day

Her name is Alexa Vega. She is some married chick who you may remember as the tween Robert Rodriguez had a “boner” for. I don’t want to say that he molested her on the set of Spy Kids, because I would be making that up, but I will say that he is the only person who has ever really given her work, and to me that means she’s probably got some dirt on him that she’s using to extort him…or maybe, just maybe, he’s like you creepy dudes who watch your neighbor’s kids grow up, and one day realize “shit they have tits, I’m gonna go watch her sun tan and film it for later”…you know cuz thanks to technology – we’re all filmmakers now…

She posted this under water, titties be floating pic…and so am I…because Alexa Vega and me…are so fucking similar like that. #twinsies

If girls drowning and struggling for air is your fetish – watch out.

Posted in:Alexa Vega