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2014

11

Mar

Nicki Minaj Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Nicki Minaj loves herself, even though it seems like she has no idea who herself actually is.

Not that I am going to go into some analysis of some big booty, big titty, video vixen, bad rapper, who I am convinced was cast at a casting call that was held at her NYC acting college, and that was never an authentic thing, but rather just a take on Lady Gaga…

But I don’t know Nicki Minaj, I just know her music has gone from candy coated pop, to weird Lil Kim Hip Hop, with songs like her “nigga nigga nigga” song that came out last month, even though she’s whiter than most white people I know.

It’s a lit, it’s smoke and mirrors, a pop act to make quick cash…but you know what…she has big tits, and she likes posting them to keep her pervert fans happy…like you…and me…who appreciate self produced erotica no matter how soft core it is….

Posted in:Nicki Minaj

2014

11

Mar

Selena Gomez Dance Rehearsal of the Day

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If you’re wondering why these practice dance videos of Selena and Justin are being released to the internet by Selena Gomez’s mom, who is a genius Hollywood manager…even though it doesn’t take all that much to be a genius manager when exploiting her little baby…It’s pretty basic maneuvering that created Selena Gomez…

That said, she gets how this shit works, that Bieber is a great marketing hook, and that timing is everything, so maximize when you can, and the joke in all this is that Selena and Justin, may have never even had sex or dated, and it may all be some lie and if they did, it’s thanks to her mom’s pimping…but ultimately, the world is talking about them, so it worked…

I mean, these dance videos aren’t even erotic…but I am posting them anyway…

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2014

11

Mar

Middle East Gas Station Viral Video of the Day

This is what they call viral pranks in the middle east…This is their version of Punk’d where the biggest asshole isn’t Ashton Kutcher, but rather a fuelling close up is a little too authentic for me…but I guess the humor in all this is that the media wants you to think the Middle East was capable of the biggest terrorist attack on US soil…when they are clearly more into goats.

If you don’t like that…here’s a Traffic Dance video I don’t really understand and that is not that good

If you don’t like that…here’s a dude falling through a toll booth floor in Asia, which may or may not where that Malaysian airline is hiding…

Posted in:Videos

2014

11

Mar

Sara Malakul Lane Hot in Some Men’s Shirts of the Day

In the event you don’t read the site, Sara Malakul Lane is some up and coming LA Actress, who is, according to her IMDB is in all kinds of movies this year…meaning we’ll be seeing a lot more of her…and that is a good thing, at least for me, because I think I have tricked her into falling in love with me, thanks to my constant tweets, and comments on her instagram…when I see titties I want in my mouth, you just can’t let little things like the law come in the way of love…even if you probably should because it’s scaring those tits away from your mouth…

These pics of her in a men’s shirt are by some dude named Yves Huy Truong…and I am imagining this being the morning after I violate her ass with my seed…only problem is that I don’t own men’s shirts…I’m not that classy…

I’ve posted her tits HERE and HERE and HERE

Posted in:Sara Malakul Lane

2014

11

Mar

Miley Cyrus Motorboats and Performs in her Underwear of the Day

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So you may have already heard the story because you’re up to speed on this Miley Cyrus concert bullshit, while I am too busy not really caring about what publicity stunt she’s up to next, unless that Publicity stunt is a sex tape, I’ve seen it all, and all her cries to get noticed are actually just fucking boring…

That said…she didn’t have time to do a costume change, performed in her underwear, and this is the video of some stage manager playing with her droppy asshole..and based on my expertise in panties, I think she should try to size up a little…

Not to mention, I doubt this is actually her underwear, just another stilly way to get attention, like her motor boating her back-up dancer…

All this to say, she’s great for the youth of tomorrow.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

11

Mar

Hot “Controversial” American Apparel Ad of the Day

Apparently, this is a controversial ad by American Apparel, even though I can’t figure out how or why? Is it because of the nipples? Isn’t it time we decriminalize the nipple? Gays are allowed to marry, weed is legal in Colorado, I mean seriously people, get your heads out of your asses…

Or maybe, it’s a hit on every clothing manufacturer, from Victoria’s Secret to the high every designers, who manufacture in Bangledesh, exploit the kids, pay them 5 dollars a week, make their building collapse, all to make an extra few dollars on your 50 dollar underwear, while taking jobs away from Americans…

While at American Apparel, the only thing made in Bangledesh are the hot model tits….and probably some of their accessories…but we’ll pretend they are 100 percent Made in AMerica, even though no one really is…

ALl I know, is that these model tits, make me want to go to Bangladesh and find myself one of these to buy for 5 dollars a week…but I’m sure it doesn’t smell very good there…

Posted in:Advertising

2014

11

Mar

Is this the Model Accusing Terry of a Facial of the Day

Some “Model” who posted this story to Reddit, because Reddit is where you post stories about being cummed on by Terry Richardson…

I originally posted about this in the AMA subreddit and someone directed me here as a better platform to share my experience.

Over the past few weeks I have seen several negative articles posted and shared from my friends about Terry Richardson and because these are real life acquaintances I’m not totally comfortable (yet) saying “hey, I experienced this first hand and these are not just rumors” and admitting to a naive past in which I was impressionable and taken advantage of… but I feel like it is extremely important for me to share my experience for the sake of other young women out there so I’m starting here. I want to not only warn against making the same mistake I did but possibly open up the dialogue about how/and why this sort of thing can happen so easily. Let me preface this by saying I am fully aware that this was bad decision making on my part and that the true purpose of me sharing this is I want people to know what is possible in these situations and that you as a human being are 100% allowed to say no to something you are uncomfortable with and I wish I had the strength to then.

So here is the full story (there is strong sexual content in this and could be a possible trigger):

When I was 19 and going to art school in NY I thought it would be fun to do nude “art” modeling on the side for money. I thought hey I am comfortable with my body and a creative, open minded person so this is a great idea, right?! So, for several months I was doing this for pay through model mayhem at first and then through different connections. My experiences were overall great, I was always comfortable and never felt like I was being taken advantage of or in danger. I was never touched or made to feel like I had to do something out of my comfort zone. In fact, I was having a lot of fun with this and actually got a friend of mine to start doing it as well. This is all until I modeled for Terry Richardson, which is the last time I’ve nude modeled.

I knew of Terry Richardson and I liked his aesthetic (at the time) but I didn’t know anything about him or his reputation. I saw his website one day and noticed that you could submit to model, so I did. I got a response (I’m assuming from his assistant) pretty quickly and thought cool! He’s a well known photographer this will only help me get more work, you know? So a time was set up and I went and this is how it went and down…

It was a Saturday early evening, I went to his studio in Soho. When I got there his assistant let me in and I met him. He was very smiley and his studio was just a big studio apartment type set up. We sat at his kitchen table, me, him, and his assistant. His assistant was probably like 40-45, dark hair, some work done on her face. We sat at the table and they were super casual, she was ordering food and asked if I wanted any I declined (I legitimately had a stomach infection building and went to the hospital that night but that’s another story). I remember he got this like lemon garlic pasta and thinking that sounded really good. So he ate, she ate I drank tea and he was doing something on his computer and she had me sign the model release forms. I don’t remember what they said, definitely not anything specific about what he would want to do though, I had signed several of these before and it looked the same. Eventually we got up to take pictures and he had me stand against the blank white wall in the middle of the apartment. I stood there and he started taking pics, assistant off to the side. Then he came up and took pictures POV style with his hand on my face. Then he put his thumb in my mouth, I actually thought this was funny in the moment and he and his assistant were very upbeat and just light heartedly directing me. Then he stepped back at some point and had me start removing my clothes (I knew I would be getting nude, so this was not weird to me). I remember he had me take stuff off in stages, he complimented a lot, his assistant too. Definitely the usual trying to make the barely legal model feel special kind of thing looking back. I honestly do not remember if the sexual stuff started by the wall or when he moved me to the couch area but at some point I was being directed to do things like hold the top of his pants while he took more POV style pictures, then eventually unbutton his pants and then his penis was out. Meanwhile it felt like it was all just happening and there was no time to step back and be like “woah this is out of hand”. I dont think anyone who knows me would describe me as a particularly aggressive person (and definitely wasn’t at 19) and the only way I can describe how I felt was nervous and paralyzed. At some point the assistant started taking pictures too with a crappy point and shoot camera. He had me posing on the couch and then I had my back to him and just literally felt him start licking my ass, like every part of it, and the assistant was taking pictures the whole time. Things were now completely pornographic and never once initiated by me. He was now on the couch with me and it became sexual act after sexual act, aggressive kissing, random sexual things being done to me and being directed to do everything you can think of back, everything slow so his assistant could photograph. He even directed me to squeeze his balls as hard as I could so that they pushed back up into his body. I did not even know that was possible (At least I learned something about the male anatomy that night?). I was completely a sex puppet at this point. It ended with him jacking off on to my face and he told me to keep my eyes open really wide and his assistant stood over me and it got in my eye and they both began taking pics of it for a what felt like 10 minutes but was probably only 30 seconds… Finally, they backed off and were still acting like everything was totally fun and normal and upbeat or whatever and I think I was visibly in shock. I am a quiet person and I was definitely quiet in that moment and that’s when he asked if I had a boyfriend. I said yes and he started overly sweetly apologizing and so did his assistant. And he said oh I always mean to ask that first I’m so sorry. This was the part that actually bothered me the most because A. I think what had just happened was hitting me and B. it felt so fake and planned and like a slap in the face. I said it was fine that it didn’t matter and he wouldn’t care its ok (I don’t know why, obviously he would and did care. He knew I was nude modeling but nothing like this). Then I guess I cleaned up and got dressed and I don’t even remember saying bye or what happened as far as leaving the studio/apartment but his assistant wanted to come with me and paid for a cab and rode halfway with me and sort of comforted me I guess? She was giving me weird advice on how everything we did was ok and how I am clearly a strong girl but i wasn’t even asking for advice. Then she left at her destination and I went home. I told my roommate that night about it in disbelief. I still had that stomach infection going on and it got extremely bad that night and I ended up being taken to the hospital in an ambulance, looking back I am almost 100% sure this was more panic attack induced than the stomach infection alone.

I got a voicemail a couple weeks after from his assistant asking me to grow out my pubic hair and join her, him, and three girls my age on a shooting/camping trip. I did not respond.

It takes two to tango, but what it comes down to is that Photographers are creeps, that is why they are photographers. They want to be a position of power around girls who get in various states of undress, directing them…and models are vain, possibly insecure, but vain and all about being in front of the camera..doing whatever it takes to look their hottest in hopes of making a career out of the shit….

That said, if you are a photographer and a girl is into your shoot, why wouldn’t you keep going? I mean it’s like having sex with a girl who is into it, only for her to say you raped her years later…if all signs point to she’s down then she’s down…it’s not like she was chained down or locked up…or like she even said no…you know…”It all happened so fast and next thing you know he was cumming on my face”..isn’t really the best argument…that’s like blaming someone you had unprotected sex for giving you herpes. Take responsibility.

In life, there are people who have groupies, and groupies, and often times when all is said and done and the people with groupies leave port, the groupie, who fought so hard to be the groupie he chose that night, realizes it’s not all that great.

Clearly, Terry is connected, and a creepy pervert, any models knows that..and I am sure are shooting with him for that reason…

It takes two to tango..

Anyway, someone sent me this pic, and I am putting it out there, saying is this to model accusing him of violating her? Whether it is or not, it sounds like a case of “taking that load to my face didn’t work out how I expected”…..

In my defence, I am a notorious Victim Blamer.

Posted in:Terry Richardson

2014

11

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It’s funny how asking single girls for pictures of their assholes, always gets squashed and girls rarely pull through…but the second the girl is married or has a boyfriend, she’s up on that shit…

It’s a socially experiment that I have dedicated my life to understanding and the conclusion is that marriage is fucking boring.

Here are some morning links…

Nicki Minaj Bikini
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Britney’s Still Got It
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10 Primates Hard Chillin….
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Jon Hamm Photobomb
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Quadriplegic Surfer
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Girls Tugging at their Clothes
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Frank Ocean Tells Chipotle Off in a Gay Gangster Way…
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I LOVE CAM GIRLS
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Natasha Oakley Bikinis
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Celebrity Art Gone Wrong
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

11

Mar

Obama on Between Two Ferns of the Day

I didn’t watch this because I am not American and don’t really care that Obama was on the Zach Galfinakis show. I do know that it’s gone viral, obviously, and is probably going to be the biggest day for FunnyOrDie, a website that hates me and that has had their VP of Marketing tell me to fuck off at least once or twice 4 or 5 years ago, but I have a hard time letting go…

I do know that the Obama haters will hate this, a President doing a viral video skit, how is that appropriate…but motherfucker’s it’s a new era and the only way to communicate with people is through viral videos.

Either way, this is the FunnyorDie Peak…and I am only posting it because it means it is all downhill from here for these assholes….

Posted in:Videos

2014

11

Mar

Late Night Booty Call of the Day

I just got back from the strippers…and the girls who were old, fat, looked like they got run over by a fucking bus, all toothless and confused, with shitty tattoos and a life of broken dreams that weren’t even that good to begin with…I am talking sucking at life, hurting, and awful…

So to rebuild my soul, I like to look at all the FUCKING BABES posing and fucking, and representing all that is good in the world…the only think broken down here is me..

This babe, Emilie , is the kind of girl who makes everything, even sadness and evil go away, at least for the time you stare at her, which in my case has been over an hour…seriously…I may be pathetic, but I think Emilie is just that good….and so do you…

TO See her more hardcore CLICK HERE

Posted in:NSFW|X-Art

2014

10

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

There is not much worse than hiring a tranny prostitute you think is a babe and not a tranny prostitute, you know built with female hormones, tits, hairless and asian…only to discover she’s got a bigger dick than you…like substantially bigger…it’s pretty humiliating.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Anne Hathaway Slut on the BEach
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A Whole Bunch of Thigh Gap
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New Face Khloe Kardashian Spilling Out of Short Shorts
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Awkward First Kiss on the Casting Couch Weirdness
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Real Housewife See Through on the BEach
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Annalynne McCord Beach Day
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Kendall Jenner Leather Pants
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Hilary Duff Fat Ass in Leggings…
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Top 10 Pornstar Tweets and VINEs of the Day
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Mark Cuban on When He Got Magic Johnson Thrown off the Plane
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Kid with Baby Chimp VS Hyena
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This Lohan Shit is The Worst Shit Ever
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Katie Holmes is Back on TV
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Miranda Kerr Stripping for Reebok – In Case You Missed It
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Stacy Keibler – Married
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Clara Alonso for Guess
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Rob Ford Wins at Daylight’s Savings Time
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The 25 Sexiest NSFW American Apparel Ads
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Michelle Keegan Hot in a Bikini
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Nadine Strittmatter is a Skinny Babe
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Jessica Simpson in GIF
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Kaley Cuoco in GIFs
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Marc Anthony’s Wife was Called a Whore
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Blue Ivy Carter Singing
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Giant Maxi Pad of the Day
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Amy Childs Big Tits
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Pics from the Canadian Screen Awards
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Real Housewife in an Awesome See Through at the beach
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Elsa Pataky Weird Photoshoot
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Hannah Ferguson in Lingerie
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The Most Luxurious Motor Home Ever
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Pixie Lott in a Hot Concert
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Paris Hilton Braless
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Cool Electric Bike
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Her Name is Hannah and She has a Hot Ass
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Awesome Hair Cuts
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Maria Schneider Naked in Last Tango in Paris
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Big Tits Crush Cans – Amazing
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Kelly Brook Fat Legs
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Victoria’s Silvstedt Staring Down Her Bikini
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The Faces of Meth is My Porn
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Emily Browning Pokies in a Bikini
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Mountain Biker VS Bear
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Bella Thorne Hot Workout Outfit
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What Your Favorite Wes Anderson Character Says About You
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Worst Real Estate Sales Pitch Ever
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Babes Dressed for Winter
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13 Assholes
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Dirty Fucking Girls Giving you dirty Fucking Phone Sex…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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The Kate Upton Nude Outtake Kate Upton is Suing Over
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I LOVE CAM GIRLS
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Clothed Girls Gone Naked!
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The Hottest Video of the Week
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The iPhone App to Help You with your Oral Sex Skills
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Huge Asian Boobs
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It’s the Year of the Bush
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Young Lesbians
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The Worst Vagina You Will See Ever
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SWINGING SWINGER SEX VACATIONS!!
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Some Chick Tit Flashing
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Girl Changing Of the Day
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Farting Whipped Cream
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Nerdy Mom MAsturbates
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Hey Loser – Get Pussy!
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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My Favorite Porn Site
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

10

Mar

The Best Miley Picture You’ll See Today of the Day

Nothing like Miley Cyrus and a groupie hanging out…both crying for attention louder than the other, maximizing the photo opportunity as hard as they can so everyone knows how relevant they both are…one by latching onto Miley at the peak of her fame and Miley latching onto a groupie to do something lesbian and different so people like me package it as something hot…even though it’s more in line with when two fat girls who know they are fat tongue kiss in a club to steal attention from the pretty girls who don’t need stunts to get respect and adoration…just a couple of insecure broken girls trying to make the most of the time they have…and I am not alone in saying it would be better with more pussy eating and/or fisting.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

10

Mar

Ashley Tisdale in Some Magazine of the Day

I don’t find Ashley Tisdale hot…only because she looks like her face got hit with a fucking shovel…even after the plastic surgery.

But for some reason, she has the most Loyal fan base that thinks she’s this remarkable creature, despite her plastic surgery…and that confuses me.

It makes me wonder if there is something wrong with me, to which I conclude, of course there is a lot wrong with me…just like Ashley Tisdale’s face…maybe that’s why I hate her, because I see my imperfections in her imperfect overrated face…

Here she is in a hipster shoot…boring.

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2014

10

Mar

Clara Alonso’s H&M Lingerie of the Day

CLARA ALONSO is a Spanish model I have posted in her underwear a few times before, because that’s what low level models do in efforts to be top level models, who also pose in their underwear, but just get paid more for it…and as long as underwear is involved I am into…it…underwear everywhere…except right here, all dirty and in my mouth…

Posted in:Clara Alonso

2014

10

Mar

DJ Tanner in a DJ Tanner Shirt of the Day

So 15 or 16 year old Natasha Bure who is DJ Tanner aka Candice Cameron Bure’s religious daughter, she had because God made her hockey playing dad cum inside her mom, it was God’s will…like her Instagram “Business Inquiries” Email…

She took advantage of her mom’s instagram, by posting a video tagging herself in efforts to ride momma’s coat tails for followers, since momma’s on Dancing With the Stars….because that is God’s will.

You see social media using, attention seeking, legging wearing, reality show acting, follower recruiting, opportunist is totally not God’s Will, and if anything represents all evil, making her born again stance, pretty bullshit, but then again, most religious leaders know about science, and pull the God card to make money…

Now, if you are wondering why I am posting it, it’s not because of the daughter, even though I have a stepfather fetish, it is because 37 year old moms who played teens on TV in the 90s, wearing leggings on reality TV are my porn

Whether they found God, or Heroin I’m down…especially when they look all wholesome while dancing, even though I know two drinks in, and this repressed Jesus shit goes out the window and the dirty dancing…takes over…

TO SEE DJ Tanner Rockin Cameltoe in a DJ Tanner Shirt CLICK HERE

Posted in:DJ TANNER