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2016

12

Apr

Ana Braga Does My Snapchat of the Day

I have snapchat. I’ve had snapchat since snapchat started. Mainly because finding a solution to a very common sexting problem of “I swear I’ll delete your pussy pic or masturbation video after you send it, just trust me stranger from the internet”….was necessary in my sex life….

In having a snapchat, I get girls to takeover every once in a while, when they are around and willing to do something magical….and last night we had ANA BRAGA….

YES, the ANA BRAGA…

Now I know the general public has no idea who Ana Braga is, but I do, and that’s what matters…her and her friend Phoebe Price make up this really interesting pre-social media personalities who would get in bikinis, or stage publicity stunts and have the paparazzi take pics of them in bikinis and the tabloids feature them…and for an old timer like me, this is a memory or glimpse of the glory days..even though these girls are going no where, they are still doing what they do…and it’s amazing….

So screenshot, or take a pic of my snap code and get it….for more good things to come…hopefully more of ANA BRAGA because I like her better than those new school instagram fame whores…this one is more LEGENDARY….an Icon…who will never go unnoticed!

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HERE SHE IS NAKED PROMOTING THE ONE AND ONLY PHOEBE PRICE’S HATS…

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2016

12

Apr

Josephine Skriver for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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There is something magical about Josephine Skriver, and that magical thing is that she was genetically modified in a lab as an embryo by a gay biologist, before being bred into a what one could argue is the hottest models around…thanks to science…Weird Science…funded by Victoria’s Secret to save on the million dollar a year salaries they have…

That’s not to say she won’t die young from some horrible cancers from the procedure of being test tube, it’s just to say she’s not dead now…and while not being dead…she’s half naked and WOWing the crowd in her Panties for the evil made in china mall brand…that has redirected their styling to be “Instagram Filter” vibe..becaue Victoria’s Secret has taken on instagram….or maybe because the world is conditioned to be into instagram…either way…boring…but still hot assed cyborg robot non humans in underwear…

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2016

12

Apr

Upskirt Filming Pervert and Other Videos of the Day

Weird Fight Video of the Day

Thugs Tied Up and Forced to Run Down Street Naked

Old Dude and His Best Friend Dog

Dude Pours Boiling Water on Co-Worker

Brother Convinces Sister of Zombie Apocalypse

Road Rage in China Karma

Cat Gets Stuck in a Lamp…during a Girl’s Hair Tutorial Video…

Man and in a Bra…

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2016

12

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the DAy

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I offended a girl the other day, I don’t remember what I said, but I remember her response being “I’ll piss on your face”….

Yes, that’s the kind of girls I hang out with, real fucking ladies, and the funny thing in that is that the girl was actually hot, white trash comes in all shapes.

The problem with her approach of threatening to “piss on your face”…was that I totally wanted her to piss on my face…so I spent the next hour trying to convince her to piss on her face….

Needless to say…she didn’t piss on my face and that this story has no point, no climax, no resolution…other than a reminder that women will always disappoint me…with false promises…like they were my neglectful mom.

So girls, if you are trashy enough to threaten to piss on a guys face in anger, go through with it…even if you know that punishment is more sexual fetish feeding….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Hot Busty Girls Pulling on Her Clothes Slutty
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Bikini Model Touches Toes While Old Man Watches
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Kate Middelton’s Nasty Feet
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Man Throws Alligator into Wendy’s Drive Thru Window
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Ashley Graham – Fat Chick in Lingerie
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Space X Launch
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Posh Spice in Vogue China
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I am Still Watching – The Vince Neil Nic Cage Drunken Vegas Fight
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Belarus Yodeler…Weirdest Performance Ever….
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Woman Pulls Out a Gun to Defend her Husband
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s in a Sports Bra
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People are Loving the New Suicide Squad Trailer
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Megan Fox is Pregnant Again – With Third Child – Despite Divorce
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2016

11

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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When trying to convince a girl to have anal sex….do not do it by telling her you want to measure your dick in her poop hole…

When trying to convince a girl to insert household objects in her vagina…and she’s open to the idea…do not start off suggestions with “butcher knife”…

When a girl buys you a drink in a bar…do not accuse her of trying to date rape you in efforts to spin you’re trying to date rape her….because she won’t buy you another drink…and free drinks are everything

Those are some words of wisdom of the day…I don’t remember anything that happened this weekend – but can assume it’s better than these words of wisdom.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Lots of Big Fucking Tits
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Mother Shoots Her Kid’s Phone…
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THe Queen Almost Flashes her Vagina
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Teacher Lost Her Job for Spring Break Activities
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Vanessa Hudgens in a One Piece
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Daisy Ridley is Very Tall
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Kerry Washington Likes Photoshop
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Alexander Skarsgard White Panties…
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Shanina Shaik Cleavage and her boyfriend
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Kendall Jenner Adjusting her Leggings…
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Pool Manager Gets Swarmed By Muslims
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Jessica Biel’s Big Tits
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Cara Delevigne Looks Terrifying
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Jennelle Evans Titties in a Dress
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Lindsay Lohan Big Boobs…
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Manny Pacquiao Boxing…
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MTV Movie Awards Happened and No one Cared…
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Tom Cruise Completes Final Phase
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Imogen Thomas in a Purple Bikini
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Tara Reid at Nice Guy….
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Britney Snow Cleavage…
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Ashley Greene Cleavage
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Woman Sets Gas Station on Fire
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Burger King Gets All the Windows Smashed Out
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I like thigh gaps – I saw at least three today
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Female MMA Fighter’s Cauliflower Ear Explodes….
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Lizzie Cundy See Through Outfit
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More Lizzie Cundy See Through…
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Iggy Azalea Tight Shorts…
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Funeral Parlor Thief – CRAZY
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Caitlyn Jenner Tits…
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Khloe Kardashian is Over Saving Lamar
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Dark Hair – Light Eyes
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Arsonist Gets 20 Years for this Video…
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Random Tumblr Porn….
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Aria Giovanni Tits for Old Times..
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Crazy Springbreak Girl
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Crazy Bitch on Spring Break…
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Vibrating Ring Mistaken for a Bomb…
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Naked Greek Slut…
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Tessa Big Tits
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Cuckold Fail of the Day
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Mechanical Bull Riding…
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Teen Masturbating…
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Nude Selfie of Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

11

Apr

Irina Shayk Tits with Brad Cooper of the Day

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Nothing like a romantic photo of a beautiful loving A list couple, living the life of celebrity and luxury, on the beach….where the only thing that really matters is in frame…no, not the cuddle…the tits…Russian tits…tits that have got themselves out out of communism, onto red carpets, into the mainstream…tits that are hot, but in her defense, all of her is hot, Brad Cooper, the womanizer was probably too self conscious with his face in the pic….because Hollywood dudes are pussy, feminine, bitches…who practice their lines in the mirror…crying…like a bunch of teen girls..

He was probably like “baby, I didn’t get my Botox, I don’t want to lose my next gig because of this – just post your tits”…to which I say…KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK…these tits…are everything..

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2016

11

Apr

MTV Movie Awards Happened of the Day

MTV Movie Awards Happened and No one Cared…at least I didn’t care.

I wasn’t invited, I don’t like award shows, I don’t watch award shows, I don’t even have cable in an era where cable barely exists. It just isn’t interesting.

I know these awards are all “advertorial”…you know sponsored content from the film companies, and the actors who attend are nominated, even though the awards themselves are meaningless.

In the mid 90s, I can understand why MTV and their bullshit awards was a thing, but they’ve lost hard to YOUTUBE and now the only thing they can be proud of is TEEN MOM and JERSEY SHORE….

This is just one big commercial, but then again, I guess everything is designed to sell product, get snapchat followers, and all that other bullshit that is media…

I wasn’t going to do a post on this, but figured it was a disservice to you, my one reader…because you live for these sluts, dressed up, ready to attend events you aren’t invited to…but I hate it….all of it…unless there’s vag or tits…it’s garbage…

Cara Delevingne….

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Charlize Theron….

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Daisy Ridley

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Farrah Abraham…Porn TiTs

Ariana Grande – Dressed Up…

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TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Fat Jessica Chastain Tits…

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Kat Graham Ass…

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Brittany Snow Cleavage

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Kendall Jenner Rubbing Her Leg…

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2016

11

Apr

Alessandra Ambrosio in a Magazine of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s hard nipples were brought out in a magazine, because she’s an old mom who’s tits have been sucked on by both potential employers and her babies she had being a good Catholic Brazilian..coupled with increased sensitivity from her fake tits…

She’s still a model, still has a fit body, but is still boring to me. It’s that whole mom thing and overexposure from being in Victoria’s Secret that I hate….she’s like the McDonalds of models…

Either way, These pics came out 4 days ago, I spent 4 days deciding whether to post them since I posted the paparazzi pics when they were shot a while ago and even those bored me…and who needs more Ambrosio really, a hard mom still modeling when she should retire nipples in a bathing suit is exciting to some – I guess…just not to me…

Here’s her tits from her instagram yesterday….with the hashtag “forevervacation”….we get it you rich cunt.

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2016

11

Apr

Iggy Azalea Fat Ass in Short Tight Shorts of the Day

Iggy Azalea disgusts me, but that doesn’t mean I can’t buy into her self promoting, life changing, earth shattering, don’t matter tight shorts…that she wants people to talk about, because they are terrifying, and because she’s a bottom feeding talentless slag who needs all the help she can get to get an audience…whether it’s fake ass or not, she’s out there on the prowl for attention….and always has been – that’s why she exits – make noise, fuck the right people, use the media, cause controversy, pretend your a stripper have a disgusting ass, own that ass, target that ass to black men by Cultural appropriation….

Fake white, fake bitch, fake angle, fake raps, fake ass, fake Australian, fake shorts, fake hair, fake vagina,

So fake, not sure if these pics even happened…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2016

11

Apr

Miley Cyrus “leaked” pictures of the Day

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I doubt these are recent, but Miley Cyrus is lovely. She’s managed to take her Disney character and leverage it, almost perfectly into this polar opposite character who was always high, naked, advocating drugs, putting herself out there in a crazy TUMBLR kind of way and seeing a ton of fucking success with that hustle, because it shocked, was interesting, and not necessarily unusual in pop music, but unusual for Disney Child stars to just do it so seamlessly…

It was this “I don’t give a fuck”…social media driven…teen at the mall angst…with titties, bush, feminism, nipples, ridiculouslness everywhere…

She’s been on stage with strap on dicks, she’s had her pussy spread in fashion mags, all while being a bullshit, lie just being marketed well..

So these “leaked” pics are probably not leaked at all, they are strategically put out there for press now that she’s engaged and has gone back to her rich as fuck, cashed in, boring, wholesome life….and is just a reminder of how she faked this image and vibe and social media whore wildness so well…because she’s a fucking actor..this is what Disney trained her for…

Fun pics. Glad they happened.

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2016

11

Apr

Bella Thorne Working It for Coconut Water in a Bikini of the Day

I think it’s safe to say that the most important thing to happen this past weekend and arguably the year in Hollywood pussy is Bella Thorne…

I don’t know if this is a product placement or ad for Coconut water, but I am going to assume that it is, since the product is all over this staged paparazzi bikini shoot, making this actual prostituting rather than just attention whoring….and when a girl is getting paid to run around in a skimpy bikini, doing booty shelf selfie poses she’s practiced on her own, so that you can practically see her asshole and bush…makes her almost magical…

I love her body, I love her hustle, I love how she’s taken over social media, I love how shameless she is, I love how she’s doing instagram better than instagram whores and is booking more and more acting jobs as an it girl….

But most importantly, I love that this is what celebrity is about now…shameless, low hanging fruit, half nakedness to get an audience to pitch to brands and movie producers…because social media finally caught up with how perverted and sex obsessed voyeurs and exhibitionists humans are….

I remember when people pretended to be wholesome, classy, and jerking off to them was impossible because they were always clothed….

Look at things now..way more convenient for our laziness…feed me what I want to see…and that’s less of her latch on sister – and more of Bella Throne and her 40 year old fit mom body…

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2016

11

Apr

Rita Ora Topless Piano Pic of the Day

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RITA ORA is a lot of fun…

These piano pics are from a Terry Richardson shoot she did with LUI magazine. I posted the rest of the pics a month or more ago HERE

But like anyone who knows who Rita Ora is, including but not limited to every producer she fucked to get her a record career – after being with a Kardashian….as well as RITA ORA herself….you can’t get enough of her tits, in fact, they are all she really has going for her…so she sure as fuck better milk them as hard as she can into stardom she wants so bad – but has barely pulled off…since the world only needs on RHIANNA…

So keep em’ coming, one day, she’ll break through…I mean the fact she hasn’t is ridiculous based on all circles she runs, and by runs I mean fucks, in…

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2016

11

Apr

Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers Naked of the Day

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Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers is my name for model Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers…who has done a lot of nude photoshoots in her quest to become a Victoria’s Secret model….that’s every model dream…

She’s German, possibly a product of the Nazi run human genetic modification program in the 40s to make an Aryan race based on Hitler, a Jewish man with brown hair’s idea of perfection….

I mean looking at her body, and her face that’s pretty possible, she’s perfect, I mean other than the whole GERMAN thing, they just don’t want you knowing that she was made in a lab, but they will throw her nude pics at you over and over again…because nude makes for famous and distracts you from asking questions….

The sad thing in this pic is her bush or lack of bush…because I am a bush advocate who encourages all women to save their bush, not shave their bush, the bigger the bush, spilling out of panties like a little pillow for my dick…the better.

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2016

11

Apr

Pregnant Bar Refaeli Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Like any husband who has knocked up his wife and is forced to deal with the pregnancy…I don’t think there is anything hot about a pregnant chick…other than that the pregnant girl in question lets dudes cum inside them..whether it’s husband or boyfriends…I approve of the creampie…it’s my favorite kind of pie…more American than Apple pie…

There’s a window of opportunity where a pregnant chick, as long as she’s pregnant with another dude’s kid, is hot…otherwise those good months of pregnancy go unappreciated knowing bitch is trying to ruin your life…and make it more of a nightmare…but when she’s pregnant with someone else in the first few weeks, you can’t get her pregnant and you can statistically assume she’s got no STDs as the doctor checks for that, while appreciating her hormonal tits…

Bar Refaeli, married model, is no longer in that zone, but some really lonely and sad people love Ready to Drop porn….so here it is….

Posted in:Bar Refaeli|SFW

2016

11

Apr

Topless Rachel Hilbert of the Day

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Models can’t really make it as models without going topless…Whether in instagram modeling, or fashion modeling, or commercial modeling, or even just doing shitty photoshoots with local photographers telling you they want to make “art” with you….everyone in America is following Europe’s lead…

I don’t know how recent these are, but her name is Rachel Hilbert, she works for Victoria’s Secret and at 21, I am going to assume that it’s from the last 3 years, which as an old fuck pervert, that’s new enough for me… I don’t know if I’ve already posted these, because as an old as fuck pervert who has been doing this site everyday for the last 12 years….I don’t remember all the tits I’ve seen, but they have made it hard for me to maintain an erection when I see tits thanks to being desensitized, but that could just be the diabetes…and really who gives a fuck if I did, we can just recycle this shit…over and over…young, small, underwear model tits…perfect…

Here’s a pic from her instagram with another hot model named Yara Khmidan …black and white makes it art….

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