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2014

17

Mar

Welfare Dude of the Day

I live in Canada so I am used to people on Welfare and figure it’s just part of life, but it always makes me laugh at how mad Americans, especially that rich get about people on Welfare, it’s a system that is in place, people use it, deal with it…but for some reason they find it so fucking offensive that people get 180 dollars in food stamps and they call it piggy backing on the tax dollars of the nation…like the host really thinks that this dude is stealing 5 cents out of his motherfucking pocket, instead of looking at how corrupt the actual government is, in terms of Salary the officials get, in terms of travel expenses, in terms of the government being a fucking scam…

I also like how dude suggests he works at In and Out Burger, then follows up saying how much he likes In and Out burger, because he’s probably paid by in and out burger…when no one over the age of 16 wants to work at In and Out Burger…

The whole thing seems like a SNL Skit, it’s funny on a lot of levels…watch.

Posted in:Videos

2014

17

Mar

Scarlett Johansson Full Frontal from Some Movie of the Day

So these “nude” pics of Scarlett Johansson are being spread around the internet in some sort of marketing stunt for some movie she’s in….and I guess it’s a big deal to those of you who love Scarlett Johansson and never saw her fully nude in the selfies that got hacked out of her email a few years ago…

I am a constant asshole about Scarlett Johansson being overrated, dumpy, fat, whatever, but that’s just because I like my women anorexic, near death and too weak to run….

For normal people who are into girls with ass, tits, and belly that is reminiscent of a Marilyn Monroe, who Scarlett Johansson likes to channel…all the time…while playing the same role in movies…all the time…you’ll probably like these low quality, hard to make out, nudes….

I am more interested in what she said about Woody Allen raping a 7 year old…

“I’m unaware that there’s been a backlash. I think he’ll continue to know what he knows about the situation, and I’m sure the other people involved have their own experience with it. It’s not like this is somebody that’s been prosecuted and found guilty of something, and you can then go, ‘I don’t support this lifestyle or whatever.’ I mean, it’s all guesswork.”

“I don’t know anything about it. It would be ridiculous for me to make any kind of assumption one way or the other.”

Because it is a relevant statement, and it reminds me of the shit I’ve been saying about Terry Richardson.

The world is conditioned to side with the “victim” without any proof that the victim is a victim. Without fair trial, or even a conviction, or even an arrest.

It’s like just because some asshole makes a claim, the world sides with that claim as fact, Tried by the media, and that’s a scary state of affairs.

That’s like if you get backed into a corner because some girl at a bar tells the bouncer you grabbed her tits, and you get beat up for it. Or if some girl who you reject from sex because you are married, tells your wife she fucked you…

People fucking lie, we have a court system for a reason…

Not that this has anything to do with Scarlett Johansson’s full frontal…but these pics do…even if uneventful

Posted in:Scarlett Johansson

2014

17

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Every St Patrick’s Day, I take the day off drinking, partially because I hate St Patricks Day and all it represents, with crowds of middle of the road 9-5, dumpy looking bitches I don’t want to fuck, who hate their suburban lives, and partially because I like to do the opposite of everyone else, just to confirm I hate the masses…

So today, I am not hungover, this is the Morning Clear Thinking Dump of the Day…it happens once a year…take it in.

That said, when I hear about an Earthquake hitting LA, I always hope for the best, if you know what I mean…and if you don’t, I mean that it takes out some of the evil the media shoves down our throats…

13 Epic Drunk Moments
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Amanda Seyfried Brings Knvies on Planes
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Scarlett Johansson Defends Woody Allen
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No Name Attention Seeker Ass Flash
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Madonna Does the Game of the Thrones
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Side Boob Dress
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These Sluts Will Do ANything – You Won’t Believe it
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The Best NBA Players Under 25
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Drunk or Yoga
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SXSW Lie About Fake Bands
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

15

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Comment of the Day:

To the person that wrote this article: You are a diseased cunt. Eat a bag of dicks. I hope you get ass cancer a die a slow horrible death. Do the world a favor and blow your brains out.

Believe me I’ve tried…but a bag of dicks is just so hard to eat, I can only get through a half….fucking idiots…not to mention Ass Cancer isn’t bad, look how skinny it made Farrah Fawcett…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Top 10 Pornstar Instagrams of the Week
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Scarjo’s Pregnant Cleavage and Nipple Tassels…
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Yoga Expert or Passed out Drunk
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52 Cosplay Sluts
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Titty from the Side
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Michelle Lewin Staged Workout is Hilarious
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Some Slut in a Pink Bikini
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Luupita is Doing Star Wars
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10 Secret Facts About the CIA
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The Hottest Vanessa Hudgens You’ll See
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RIP to the Man with the Biggest Balls
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Corpse Bride of the Day
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Sophie Reades Cheesy Titty Pics
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Amanda Bynes Art is Pretty Funny
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Reality Sex Tv is Happening – Yes.
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314 Pie Charts to Celebrate Pi DAy
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26 FAIL Gifs
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Who Would You Rather of the Week
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Chris Brown is Back in Jail
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Hot Kelly Brook GIfs
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Even Rock Stars Get Old
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Rita Ora Bikini on Set
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The Best Tit Slip Ever
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Boat Loading Like a Boss
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Girls Doing the Walk of SHame
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Facts on Orgasms
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Epic Beyonce Medley By 2 Duds….
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Kristen Bell Panty Flash
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Leanna Decker in Bikinis
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Hot Bush in CHE
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Tent of the Day
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Kate Majer Mug Shot
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Danica McKellar Tight Ass
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You’ll Never Believe How Fat Hilary Duff’s Ass Is
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Hot Random Girl of the Day
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How To Bitch Slap Like a Boss
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Pink Haired Greek Slut
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Feeding a Giant Crocodile
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Hottest Celeb Social Media Pics This Week
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Jessica Alba Creeping On Kids
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Lauren Young in Lingerie
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Scarlett Johansson’s tits might be leaking milk
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Freddie Prinze Old as Fuck
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Bouncer of the DAy
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Mirror Selfies
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Schwarznegger Forgives and forgets
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Dirty Fucking Girls Giving you dirty Fucking Phone Sex…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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“Feminist” Belle Knox in a Photoshoot…Showing Feminist BUSH
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Masturbating in Public
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SmutGIFS!!
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These Sluts Will Do ANything – You Won’t Believe it
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Some Porn TRash Dildoing herself
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Amazing Teen Naked – Bald 3 Fingers
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Girl With and Without Clothes!
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Big Tits VS Ice
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Some Babe and her Vagina
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Contortionist Posing Naked
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Girls in Bikinis Hulla Hooping
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Nipple Piercing Time…
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Hey Loser – Get Pussy!
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SEX TAPES:

Farrah Sex Tape / Kim Kardashian Sex Tape / Karissa Shannon Sex Tape

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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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My Favorite Porn Site
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

14

Mar

Terry Richardson Speaks Out of the Day

I have been following the Terry Gives Groupie a Facial, Groupie Doesn’t Become Model, Groupie Gets Mad and Decides She’s a Victim 4 Years Later, Because She Regrets Gettting a Facial and it’s The Only Way To Get Her Name Out There story and in doing that I’ve been calling out the Terry Groupie who is accusing Terry of abusing her.

The fact is simple. She wants attention drawn to herself, whether he came on her face or not.

The other fact is that 4 years down the road, the memories we have shift and change and become stories of their own that aren’t quite as relevant as the day after they happened. It’s easy to say I was paralyzed by the abuse, when she was probably really at a party the next day getting drunk and fucking the bartender…you know, it’s so easy to feel abused when having Terry cum on your face is the only thing you’ve accomplished and need to leverage in 4 years….

Everyone knows Terry shoots sex, that’s his whole career foundation. When he started doing mainstream campaigns in 2005, I didn’t understand how people would touch him, because all his published shit was hardcore “artistic” porn…

This girl knew the fucking deal, tt was 4 years ago, and now that she’s decided that being a party slut who was impressed to be in Terry’s studio is bad for her lesbian, feminist, career, past…or maybe boyfriend…and it’s time to accuse a motherfucker because everyone’s doing it.. just because she figures it will get her name out there…

That said, Terry, who never speaks on this shit, even though he should, because not speaking on it will make people think he did it, or that he is guilty, based on his archive of work…and I am posting it…because I appreciate what he said and how he said it…

#FREETERRY

Four years ago, I chose to primarily ignore a cycle of Internet gossip and false accusations against me. At that time, I felt that to dignify them with a response was a betrayal of my work and my character. When these allegations resurfaced over the past few months, they seemed especially vicious and distorted, moving outside the realm of critical dialogue and becoming nothing more than an emotionally-charged witch hunt. Enabled and protected by the freewheeling and often times anonymous nature of the Internet, people have become comfortable concocting hate-filled and libelous tales about my professional and personal lives. In writing this, I make a humble attempt at correcting these rumors, because I have come to realize that absent my voice in the conversation, all that remain are the lies.

When I moved to New York in 1990 to take pictures, a lot of my work was a documentation of my life in the East Village; it was gritty, transgressive, and the aesthetic broke with the well-lit, polished fashion images of the time. My first big campaign, shot in 1994, was a provocative picture of a couple embracing in a bar. It was a shocking image for its time and the first instance a photograph of this nature was used in a major fashion advertisement.

Like Robert Mapplethorpe, Helmut Newton, and so many others before me, sexual imagery has always been a part of my photography. Ten years ago, in 2004, I presented some of this work at a gallery show in New York City, accompanied by a book of the photos. The show was very popular and highly praised. The images depicted sexual situations and explored the beauty, rawness, and humor that sexuality entails. I collaborated with consenting adult women who were fully aware of the nature of the work, and as is typical with any project, everyone signed releases. I have never used an offer of work or a threat of rebuke to coerce someone into something that they did not want to do. I give everyone that I work with enough respect to view them as having ownership of their free will and making their decisions accordingly, and as such, it has been difficult to see myself as a target of revisionist history. Sadly, in the on-going quest for controversy-generated page views, sloppy journalism fueled by sensationalized, malicious, and manipulative recountings of this work has given rise to angry Internet crusades. Well-intentioned or not, they are based on lies. Believing such rumors at face value does a disservice not only to the spirit of artistic endeavor, but most importantly, to the real victims of exploitation and abuse.

People will always have strong opinions about challenging images, and the dichotomy of sex is that it is both the most natural and universal of human behaviors and also one of the most sensitive and divisive. Over the course of my career, I have come to accept that some of my more provocative work courts controversy, and as an artist, I value the discourse that arises from this. I can only hope for this discourse to be informed by fact, so that whether you love my work or hate it, you give it, and me, the benefit of the truth.

Posted in:Terry Richardson

2014

14

Mar

Jennifer Lopez is Too Old for New Music Video Porn of the Day

I don’t know if Jennifer Lopez is trying to do some hood shit, and pretend she’s not worth 250 million dollars, with songs featuring French Montana, trying to be ironic by mocking Hip Hop videos in mansions with bitches, but being a ratchet bitch, surrounded by gay men acting like music video girls…it’s pretty horrible…

I get what she’s doing here, but she’s the fucking worst…and the fact that I am posting it makes me want to kill myself, but then again that just may be everything else about my life, you can never be too sure….

I didn’t watch the whole thing…but the first 30 seconds were the worst…but I will say that the song is called “I Love You Papi”…I don’t really understand the reference because J.Lo is 100 years old, and any Papi she may have died in the 90s…or is living at the old folks home.and unless this is a tribute to his life…I don’t understand the reference at all…It must be a hispanic thing, where you can never be too old to wear spandex, dance around, and call a man papi like a little slut just trying to make another 100 million…

What a joke.

Posted in:Jennifer Lopez

2014

14

Mar

Phone Sex Babe of the Day

I have become addicted to phone sex

It’s a problem.

It has come to the point where I feel like I am cheating on one phone sex operator with another one…like juggling multiple girlfriends after running through them to make sure they are the right one for me…you know the one who tells me how they want to ride my face or eat my asshole…the best..

Last night, I had Angel a Minx and she was amazing…

To get in on CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepBABE

2014

14

Mar

The Duke University Feminist Doing Facial Abuse Porn of the Day

Friends over at EFUKT did this edit of Belle Knox the Duke University Porn Chick….

I was one of the first to EXPOSE HER as a faux feminist, faux intellectual, bullshit girl who was probably doing porn because she hated herself or her parents, because porn chicks don’t even make that much, especially not Belle Knox who has done 6 scenes and made 6,000 dollars…

There is a movement of these New Age Feminists, who think getting violated by dudes for money is empowering. I’ve seen a few at parties who walk around topless, while hot girls who get paid to be hot, don’t…

It’s some cry for attention, obviously, that anyone can pretend they believe in, after taking a Women’s Studies class…but I think it’s safe to say she’s just some dumb girl trying to justify her bullshit…

Either way, awesome video and in the wise words of EFukt “a feminist doing facial abuse for women’s rights is like a rabbi going to Auschwitz for a free shower.” Via EFUKT

Posted in:belle knox|NSFW|Uncategorized

2014

14

Mar

Lady Gaga Gets Puked on at SXSW of the Day

I feel like Lady Gaga got this idea from every time anyone had sex with her pretty much ever…you know some people get cummed on as the fishing moves, some girls squirt, in Gaga’s case…it always ends in being puked on. Not because she’s a puke fetishist, but because she’s disgusting looking…

That said, this is some real reaching…it’s like this bitch has done everything for attention…ever cry for attention possible..the only thing left for her to shock and awe..or shock and confuse…or just bore…but still get our attention like the annoying kid in the group poking his own eyes out to get noticed…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t…it’s like we’ll look cuz it’s there, but it doesn’t impress, make a statement or make us fucking care, you useless vile human who rips off people for her Charity…

She’s garbage, been used to make money and it is safe to say, ready to be disposed of…and not just because she’s ugly, I mean she’s already ugly, it’s because she’s just not relevant…and her act is played out bullshit…

That said, I’d totally watch her porn.

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2014

14

Mar

Michelle Jenneke Does Worldstar of the Day

Michelle Jenneke is a bit of a monster, but black people don’t care about that, they just like that she has sturdy hurdler legs and athleticism that looks like she can take a beating in the bedroom, and by sturdy legs and athleticism to take a beating in the bedroom, I mean she’s white..they like that she’s white…

Not that the Worldstar audience is black, like all things mainstream hip hop, suburban white kids are all about that shit…it keeps them hood…like chains, drug dealing, and rapping in the mall parking lot…turning their white accent to something more hood…you know to keep shit urban…

But more importantly, they took a monster, shot her to look good, and this is the hottest you’ll ever see Michelle Jenneke, because lets face it, what else is there for her to really do with her career, she’s a fucking hurdler…

Here are pics of her to remind you that she’s a monster…she had one viral hit…and now she’s just proving if you’re not fat, and oiled up in the pool you look good…

Posted in:Michelle Jenneke

2014

14

Mar

My Kind of Girl of the Day

I don’t know what’s going on with this girl – But I know I want to date her…

If you don’t like that…here’s a video of a 70 year old pulled over for an expired license getting shot for reaching for his cane…

Posted in:Videos

2014

14

Mar

Adèle Exarchopoulos Naked for Numero of the Day

I have always been into movies based on their sexual content…

I have always watched foreign movies because their sex scenes were just better…a lot of times…those sex scenes were actual sex…If I ever wrote a movie, it would have real sex in it, because hollywood soft core romantic comedy sex is fucking bullshit…and when you are paying actors a lot of money to pretend to be someone else…they might as well be someone else and fuck like someone else on camera…

So Adèle Exarchopoulos is some french actress who is amazing and hot…who was in a real sex movie last year and who has since done nude photoshoots for magazines…because in the rest of the world..nipples aren’t porn…and here she is for numero…looking’ lovely..


Here she is in INTERVIEW

Here she is in HER HOT MOVIE SEX SCENES

Here she is in GQ

Posted in:Adele Exarchopoulos|Uncategorized

2014

14

Mar

Rebekah Underhill Naked for Dry Magazine by Alessandro Casagrande of the Day

Rebekah Underhill is a signed model, who unlike the nude “model” who was shooting amateur art erotic for Terry Richardson 4 years ago, before turning lesbian feminist and hating him enough to leverage that experience for her personal gain…. CHARLOTTE WATERS ….

This Rebekah Underhill is getting nude for a Magazine called DRY that would make me wet if I was Ellen and didn’t have Ellen’s penis…but rather the vagina she pretends to have…because I love models with bush more than I love life itself…and I am on a campaign to save the bush…because it is erotic…but more importantly, I like Rebekah Underhill’s look and the fact that she knows her role, and gets naked for that role, because modelling is a better job than working at Walmart as a cashier…

Either way she’s hot

Here’s the video…that may or may not work…

Rebekah Underhill for Dry Magazine from Alessandro Casagrande on Vimeo.

Posted in:Rebekah Underhill|Uncategorized

2014

14

Mar

Irina Shayk Modelling Lingerie of the Day

As Russia gets ready to rape the Ukraine, I am always ready to rape Russian Irina Shayk…in the most romantic way you can possibly rape someone…not that you can actually rape a Russian, they have no souls and will do anything for 20 US Dollars and a pair of Levis…or a Michael Jackson CD….

But this Irina Shayk who has fucked the system and become one of the better or hotter models..instead of being a mail order bride, or cam girl like her friends, all because she found a john to save her who happened to be famous..gives hope to all the Russian women, and if they email me, I can sort them out with a place to stay…right here on my face…but only if they look like IRINA….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Irina Shayk|Uncategorized

2014

14

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The nice thing about some hangovers is that you’re still drunk. I am pretty sure it’s that kind of day…but then again, in a world where a plane goes missing, probably for insurance reasons, you can’t be too sure of anything…nothing is real, except maybe for love…but even that will rape your insides…or leave you in prison…

Here are some morning links…

Scarjo’s Pregnant Boobs
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Thanks to these Anti Vaccine Parents – The Black Plague is Making a Comeback
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13 Athlete Photographers
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This Guy and his Cosplay Kills Me
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Girls in Tight Dresses
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Looking Down Ashley Greene’s Shirt!
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Terry Said He’s a Victim – He Also Made 50 Million Dollars Last Year…
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YOU’LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT THESE GIRLS STICK IN THEIR VAGINAS NIGHTLY
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NBC is doing a Rosemary’s Baby Mini-Series…What?
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The Strangest Things Overheard in Line Waiting for Movies at SXSW
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Best Job Ever
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