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2024

05

Feb

Paulina Porizkova Brings You the Fetish You Never Wanted To Have of the Day

You know, I don’t know anything about Paulina Porizkova. She’s a Czech model who I guess calls herself one of the 90s Super Models, only I don’t remember her making her the forgotten 90s Super Model. It’s like the other models in the Em Rata Blurred Lines video, no one knows anything about them but Em Rata is a billionaire cuz them tits…

Weird analogy, sure…..but when Em Rata’s tits are on the brain, maybe all analogies should be Em Rata themed…

Anyway, the old as shit 5 foot 11 model, who I only discovered when she was dating Aaron Sorkin and he brought her to the Oscars and I assumed she was a Mail Order….not realizing she was founded at 13 years old by Elite Models and sent off to Sports Illustrated and other brands in the 90s….she even did Dancing with the Stars…not that I noticed…because I had no idea who Paulina Porizkova was…

Well, she’s had a double hip replacement, like a grandma, and she’s tried to post a slutty selfie of the hip replacement, triggering attention from some of the weirdest motherfuckers out there that are into that kind of thing, like scars or elderly person surgeries….and it’s just one of those fetishes you probably wish you never have, never thought you’d have, because fucking a bitch, even a hot old model bitch wasn’t really anything you’d ever want to do because you preferred girls who still go their periods and didn’t smell like rotting corpses….

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2024

04

Feb

Fandy is the Instagram Of The Day

Social media is life, so it’s time to start showcasing the social media stars who may be virtually unknown and anonymous, in part because of how aggressive the AI filter and photoshop is, but also because everyone’s and influencer and no one actually keeps track of any of them on the same level they do with actual celebs, even though the social media star is arguably more interesting and less coddled than an actual celeb, despite likely being self involved narcissists….but they had to push to get seen, or buy fake followers to get seen and now they are all fighting to be seen more or harder than the next guy!

So here is a social media babe being hot with the hot content – her name is Fandy

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

03

Feb

Rosa is the Instagram Of The Day

Hollywood celebrity is dead.

The story of the small town hot chicks running away from their seemingly arranged marriage to their high school sweetheart by hopping on a bus to achieve bigger dreams, only to end up turning tricks in some budget motel to survive when arriving to Hollywood, but occasionally breaking through and getting a Soap Opera job, or an Extra job, or if they are lucky a meeting with a Weinstein-like producer that allows her to level up and get closer to those dreams….is no longer relevant.

Social media runs the world.

The eyeballs are on the influencer, the creator, the model and the self starter who produces and uploads that content, seducing and engaging their audience, captivating us with their hot pics…brands throw money at them, perverts throw money at them, and even Hollywood recruits them when they are relevant enough.

That means showcasing these people most of us have never heard of and digging through the 100s of 1000s of hot chicks and even average at best chicks, producing their hottest pics, through professional shoots, AI, Filters and Fillers all in efforts to get seen, noticed and to live their dream life of vapidness….is the future of the site but more importantly the now of the site….

So here’s Rosa

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

01

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio Finds Her Paradise in Thailand!
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Hanna Cavinder’s Bikini Selfie!
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Taking apart and discovering why this RC car is so expensive
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Stella Hudgens Puts on a Window Show!
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Come onnn Titty! (GIF)
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Jennifer Lopez in a Pink Swimsuit and Red Bikini!
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DON’T FORGET TO CLOSE YOUR OPEN CABIN BALCONY
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25 PEOPLE DEFINITELY HAVING A SHITTIER DAY THAN YOU
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Heidi Klum Talks About Her Bedroom Antics!
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Sexy Hannah Palmer
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Animals doing the craziest of things
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Rally driving simulator is absolutely insane
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Seven Wealthy Celebrities that went Broke.
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Unlocking Glamour: Rihanna’s Intoxicating Breasts in Exclusive Outtakes
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Everything You Need For a Successful Winter Vacation in the Sun!
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Demi Moore in a Green Bikini!
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Scottie Pippen’s Ex and Michael Jordan’s Daughter-in-Law in Bikini!
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Hailey Bieber’s Calendar Has Her in the Holiday Spirit!
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Worst driving fails ever caught on camera
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13 Suuuuper Disgusting Behind-The-Scenes Facts About Your Fave TV Shows
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Sara Underwood’s Outdoor Shower Views Are Pretty Epic!
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Tesla driven by a teenager captures a terrifying crash
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Seduction by the Shore: Daphne Groeneveld’s Scintillating Bikini Affair for Lavarice Swim 2024
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20 Hot And Sexy Braless Girls
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DJ Zedd selling major party house
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Hydraulic press tries to destroy some depleted uranium samples
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Crash test shows what it’s like to be in an unbelted frontal crash
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AND THE SCUMBAG OF THE WEEK AWARD GOES TO?
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Super Ouch (GIF)
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Jelena Karleusa in a tiny black bikini on vacation in Dubai
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Iryna Shayk… in a new sexy photo shoot!
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20 Headlines That Sound Fake But Are Hilariously Real
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25+ Sexy Thursday Girls
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Train vs car collision in Florida
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Sand fox has a playful fight with a Siamese cat
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Taking a look at how high this 1 ton rubber band ball can bounce
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Eiza Gonzalez heading to Day of Indulgence party in Los Angeles
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Using E.coli bacteria cells to run Doom
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Why it’s a huge deal to come home to South Africa
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Dua Lipa – & Callum Turner (whoever that is) out in Beverly Hills
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Sofia Richie – Seen out in Beverly Hills
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Katherine McNamara – Go Red for Women fashion show & concert in New York
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Kathryn Newton – At NBC Studios in New York
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Demi Lovato – Go Red for Women fashion show & concert in New York
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Eiza Gonzalez – Mr. and Mrs. Smith premiere in New York
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Olivia Rodrigo – Guts World Tour Merchandise
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Dakota Johnson – Madame Web photocall in London
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Nina Dobrev – Who What Wear Photoshoot
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Halle Bailey – Tres Generaciones & Billboard Host New Nominees Dinner
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Nagini Bikini Nagini XL Girls
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Lucie Debay naked in Le Syndrome Des Amours Passes (2023)
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Accidental Nudity
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Unlocking the Scandal: Jessica White’s Dazzling Topless Shoot Unveiled!
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Sexy Venera’s Huge Tits in the Pool!
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Big Booty in the Breeze!
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They Just Violated Her
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Gambling Titties (GIF)
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Land of the Fucking Dead
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Date Night With Diana Frost
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Iggy Azalea Posing in a Wet and See Through Top!
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Big Boobie Babe Anri Okita via All Gravure
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Famous UFC fighter in premium nudes from OF
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Naked New Year with Camilla!
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‘Playa Chica’ with Li Moon via Watch4Beauty
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Lilith Lust Spiritual Women Zishy
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Weird Anal Beads
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Mia Kirshner in The L Word – three more episodes
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Busty Tattooed Chick Giuno via Suicide Girls
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Cum For Eva Notty
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Slut’s big tits bounce all over the place while she rides dick
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Thayana Babyy Wow It Feels So Real Virtual Taboo
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Pretty Natural Boobs (GIF)
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CAUGHT WATCHING PORN
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Natasha Nice Naked on a Sofa!
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Venus Valencia in Hustler Schools Young Man At Oral Sex at MILFY
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Literally For The Streets
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British actress in hot photos and leaked nudes
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‘Latest Nata Lee’ with Nata Lee via Mr Skin
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Big Booty Roommates Serena Santos and Charlotte Lavish!
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Ashlyn Peaks Hot Milfs Fuck
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Depressed And Defeated (GIF)
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The Horse Cock Has Got to Go
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2024

01

Feb

Ariel Winter’s Still Got Tits of the Day

I don’t know if you remember Ariel Winter, I forgot she existed, but that’s probably because I always thought she looked a little too much like a 1990s Treasure Troll to really embrace as a hot actress of her generation.

I also hate sitcoms and the way the patronize me, so I never watched an episode of Post Mortem Family, but I do know that a lot mindless retards with cable did and they watched this girl grow up in front of their very eyes….and liked it….making them fucking weirdos…

She did go viral for a breast reduction, but then she went viral for her tits growing back, which makes me think either she’s desstined for big tits, or she just had her tits rebuilt to take out the sag in said tits, cuz no 18 year old wants saggy tit…

Anyway, she just turned 26 and no one cared, but her boyfriend who I guess gets to pay with her rebuilt tits….or play with her tits, I assume she’s rich and doesn’t need to pay with her tits, but it’s probably a nice option to have!

FUN…

Posted in:Ariel Winter

2024

01

Feb

Jojo and her Tits do a Fat Girl Dance of the Day

Jojo is basically a kid wonder who when she was underage, was loved by the industry and put into song, dance and acting. Perverts called her jailbait, her mom the cleaning lady from New Hampshire got to no longer be a cleaning lady, but then it all ended when she got a boyfriend and disappeared….

She reappeared years later, leveraging her celebrity from yesteryear and was able to flash her giant tits to get noticed.

She did titty campaigns for Rihanna’s brand, she did titty flashing for her own brand, it’s been a whole lot of fun in terms of her tits having their time to shine they way they should…..and I’ve forgot she existed…

I guess she’s not overly active on the whole social media thing, but a titty video of her excitedly eating like a fat chick got posted on the internet and it’s just all so exciting…fat girl dancing for food because is her only joy, but luckily this fat girl’s fat sticks to her TITS…

Posted in:JoJo|Jojo Levesque

2024

01

Feb

Elsa Pataky’s got a Fit Mom Ass of the Day

Elsa Pataky is Chris Hemsworth’s older wife. She seems to be keeping up with her younger husband by staying fit thanks to living in Australia on a pile of his super celebrity THOR money…..

I guess when you’re a celebrity known for being a hot chick, you have to do all that you can to maintain your body into your 50s…and I can tell you that the thong bikini wearing Spaniard is clearly doing all she can to stay fuckable…..

She’s too old for a thong, but committed to the thong and as of recently, I’ve developed a thong fetish….

Her ass is muscular, which may offend some of you soft ass loving perverts, but at her age, it’s better than being a sloppy inverted ass that looks like it is eating itself becuase of the aging proceess.

I don’t like moms, I respect them because they are doing what the good lord intended for them….and breeding is the whole point of life…but sexually, I don’t like moms.

I don’t like old ladies, they generally smell like diapers and Werthers Originals…but when a decent ass appears on a Celebrity turned celebrity wife…It may be antique but I think it’s worth staring at…

Posted in:Elsa Pataky

2024

01

Feb

Eiza Gonzalez’s New Face Promoting Bullshit of the Day

You know, I talk about Stefan a lot and he gets mad at me all the time, because I call him hairdresser and he prefers being called a fashist-bro….involved in the New York fashion scene from afar while knowing nothing about fashion…being a homosexual who has a titty fetish and who still titty fucks girls for jokes despite being gay. I thought that was weird thing to want clarified but as a reputable news source, I’m all for the retarction and correction….

That said, he recently sent me an Eiza Gonzalez picture and asked me “Where did her Mexican Face Go”…..which I guess was in reference to all the work she’s done that has made her into an instagram AI face. You know, one of those living sex dolls that looks like a middle aged chick married to rich dudes in their designer clothing.

I guess she still gets acting work, despite turning herself into a porn face, I just don’t know when she’ll stop the fillers, injections and other procedures because girl’s looking weird…

Posted in:Eiza González

2024

01

Feb

Ariana Grande’s Creepy Promo Picture of the Day

Ariana Grande who is responsible for anti-American commentary at the donut shop many years ago, which the internet seems to have forgotten, but that I’ll never forget because my brain is stuck in an era of many years ago…and well because that’s the last time I paid attention to Ariana Grande gossip.

I guess she’s also been responsible for at least one ex-boyfriend death, because she could have saved Mac Miller man…not that anyone really cares, maybe a few people care, but we have our own problems and wasting time on Fentanyl idiots is a waste of time. I am a firm believer in banning Narcan because I have no sympathy for addicts, and if you’re an addict and are too much of a baby to fight your addiction, and you end up die of Fentanyl that’s your right, that’s your calling, that is you doing what you love….

Point of the story, Grande’s outfit reminds me a little too much of the Satanic newborn section at the Hollywood clothing store…a romper with a lot of demonic red….

The other point of the story is whether you think the former teen star was diddled by industry creepers….

I’m not a betting man, but maybe running bets on which celebs have been diddled is my million dollar idea…

Fuck sports betting, Celebs Diddled Betting is the future…..Anyone at FanDuel want to build out the platform for me?

Posted in:Ariana Grande

2024

01

Feb

AVN EBNER of the Day

The AVN’s happened last week. I was a judge at the AVNs for Two years a bunch of years ago, but then one of the title sponsors found out and wanted me dead, thanks to me having written a post about his girlfriend’s asshole being blown out, which I guess rubbed his porno ego the wrong way….so NO MORE AVN judging for me.

To make fun of me, a legitimate Journalist named MARK EBNER (he has a WIKIPEDIA and has WRITTEN BOOKS decided to apply for a press pass as a journalist for Drunken Stepfather….Hilarious right….

Well, I told him that he should do an actual journalistic deep dig while there because why the fuck not. Let’s legitimize this site, let’s go for the gold, let’s get that Pulitzer….

And instead he sent me these pics and this story:


AVN was infinitely more fun than Sundance.

Thanks for the insight Mark, but the reality is, I wasn’t expecting anything from him, just the reminder that I suck at life and he’s better at being DrunkenStepfather than me.

Here are those AVN red carpet pics, until Next Time, when Oprah applies for a Press Pass under DrunkenStepfather, cuz motherfucker, we’re moving on up….after this investigative report….


AVN was infinitely more fun than Sundance.

Awesome. I think the cool kids used to say “cool story bro”….so cool story bro.

Posted in:AVN Awards