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2015

01

Jun

Samantha Hoopes Eats a Burger of the Day

I hear she’s a 25,000 dollar an hour hooker, but I guess who isn’t a 25,000 dollar an hour hooker, I mean go up to any girl with 25,000 in your back pocket, not that you have 25,000 dollars, and offer it to her to suck your dick, ride your face, and even fuck you…provided you’ve got more 25,000 dollars to spend on sex with models, and I will assure you that no matter how disgusting you are…90 percent of girls will say yes..

So here’s Samantha Hoopes, a Sports Illustrated model, which in case you didn’t realize, means she’s pretty low level and probably not making much money since Sports Illustrated doesn’t pay, it just gives these girls the stamp they need to get athlete or rich dude boyfriends..

And she’s eating a burger like a plus sized model…without being plus sized…because rich people don’t like fat people..being fat would get in the way of business..

Posted in:Samantha Hoopes

2015

01

Jun

Sabrina the Teenage Witch Bachelorette Party of the Day

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Here’s some Melissa Joan Hart, mom in her 40s, neck or is that a chin…that confuses me….wearing a bathing suit at her sister’s bachelorette party….in Miami…in a picture she posted to her social media, thanking some billion dollar diet program for giving her mom body what it needs to be one piece bathing suit ready…even if girls I know would not consider this body anything bathing suit ready…but the pervert in me thinks all bodies are always bathing suit ready…even Melissa Joan Hart…

Melissa Joan Harts was one of the girls on TV, that I didn’t find hot, but that everyone found hot, leading to me questioning my sexuality, thinking “why does everyone I know jerk off to Sabrina the Teenage Witch, while I’m more into the aunt with big tits”…..her and Tapanga from Boy Meets World…were just girls I didn’t quite understand the hype around…so her in a bathing suit now, is not going to be anything I’m pumped to see, it’s just something I’ll put out there for you…because I feel bad for you…and know that in the 90s, the good years for you…this was your dream and like all dreams…they fall apart at the seams…

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All this to say, this is more interesting than Kim Kardashian’s second pregnancy, unless her second pregnancy ends with complications that leave her dead….


TO SEE THE PAPARAZZI PICS OF HER IN HER BATHING SUIT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Melissa Joan Hart

2015

01

Jun

Caitlyn Jenner’s Vanity Fair Cover of the Day

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I guess we can thank Caitlyn Bruce Jenner for taking some attention away from his vapid, disgusting, porn star stepdaughter, as his cover for Vanity Fair where he outs himself, or names himself Caitlyn, in what I guess is the most publicized tranny of the year, thanks to being part of the most publicized family of the decade, in what is probably the most substantial thing they’ve contributed to the world…not because I love trannies, or I’m into tranny porn, or because I didn’t think Kim Kardashian was a tranny and still do…but because apparently this is empowering and inspiring other Trannies who are feeling lost in the world, and that’s more than we can say for the rest of the family that has just contributed to people getting ass implants, filming sex tapes, and being vapid tacky cunts…that we all hate…because it’s low level garbage…

But Bruce Jenner…I mean for a 60 year old…motherfucker’s got some Olympian tits..and why does he look like Katie Holmes..

Posted in:Bruce Jenner|SFW

2015

01

Jun

Chelsea Miller is Alyssa Miller’s Fat Model Sister of the DAy

I’ve chosen not to let my insecurities stop me from enjoying life! I refuse to let societies standards keep me from finding beauty in myself, flaws included!

Plus sized models is a real thing now. It’s a real trend. Brands and Agencies fucking love fat chicks because it’s so good for business…and more importantly…it’s so easy to find fat chicks to model for you…at least based on my experience with fat chicks…which has involved them being the only ones willing to suck my dick, while I kind of say “better than nothing”…until accidentally marrying one and being miserable for the rest of my life because that is what I deserve…

What I am saying is that the world is fat, so fat chicks taking ownership of their fat, instead of working out and eating well, because that would require work and effort and going against being fat, while just embracing it can double as an empowerment….

So much plus sized model noise, in protest to skinny and healthy girls…because they are just jealous…while plus sized male models…don’t even exist…because dudes aren’t feminist bitches, we realize when we’re fat and disgusting…

If plus sized male models exist, why aren’t they going viral like fat chicks are…

Anyway, here’s a newly signed Chelsea Miller, who is ALyssa Miller’s sister, who you’ll know from Sports Illustrated and that’s about it, and we can assume that she was like “you’re fat with a pretty face, the agencies want fat with a pretty face, just keep eating and I’ll introduce you”…to both have her sister make money and to get her sister off her back as the annoying jealous fat sister who always complains about being the fat sister…

Here are some pics from her instagram….big tits as fat chicks tend to have..

All this to say, I call this “getting my fat jealous sister off my back”…and at least it isn’t Kim Kardashian’s pregnancy…

Here’s some Alyssa Miller since you probably have no idea who she is…because I don’t know who she is and I do this shit everyday..oh right..she dated Jake Gyllenhaal…

Posted in:Chelsea Miller

2015

01

Jun

Jessica Alba’s 200 Million Dollar Humping of the Day

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Jessica Alba was a hardly talented, but hot, actress who never got naked but who people fucking loved, probably not because she’s a Mexican, since no one likes Mexicans…who trapped her boyfriend at the time, who had just dumped her, Cash Warren, by getting pregnant and forcing him to do the right thing and be a dad to the kids…which worked out nicely for him, because he linked her up with some tech geniuses who were able to build a brand off of her, and all she had to do was promote it…

Sure, part of the marketing campaign was that she worked 86 hours a week and built it from the ground up, but I have people who know people, who know people, and apparently, she was definitely present at the office, but she never really handled anything, or made any decisions..

It was just a spokes modeling contract that worked in this dot com tech wild west where anyone can become a billionaire…with the right team and 20% equity in something…

I am not saying she doesn’t deserve to be worth 200 million dollars, at least she took her celebrity and followed the american capitalist dream to make stupid fucking money…like she was Ashton Kutcher…

I am just saying, who the fuck cares…the real discussions should be “where are her tits!!”…billioare or not..I want to see her tits…because I’m old..and remember when she actually mattered…

I’m not impressed by any of this, it doesn’t matter to me..or really to any of you….great, you’re a fucking evil billion dollar corporation that manipulated idiots into her lie…now where are the tits?

She was already rich and living the rich life…before this…not to mention, why isn’t the Brian Lee…the founder of LegalZoom and ShoeDazzle, who runs the fucking company….oh probably worth more than Alba’s 200 million take….why isn’t he on the cover? Oh right, because that would fuck up the marketing campaign that involves Alba being the face…now where are the tits?

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All this to say, this is more interesting than Kim Kardashian’s second pregnancy, unless her second pregnancy ends with complications that leave her dead….

Posted in:Jessica Alba|SFW

2015

01

Jun

Allie DeBerry Ass Picture for Instagram of the Day

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Her name is Allie DeBerry…the sweeter the fruit…

She’s a girl of the church, at least that is what I assume when she posts bible proverbs to her instagram bio…along with ass pictures..


Proverb 31:25 – She is clothed with strength and dignity; she can laugh at the days to come.

Yes…I love the misguided bible thumping weirdos, who think their whoring is a work of god, and that fate will come her way…especially when they are coupled with ass pictures…

She was on a Disney show, so we can assume that the Texan with stage parents, knows quite about whoring for the lord, as some of the most corrupt people are these weirdo evangelicals…

I get where she’s going with this “higher purpose”….and I like it…even if it’s totally contradictory and insane…but I guess you can’t ask too much out of vapid sheltered half retards…just focus on the slutty…

Her boyfriend is Tyler Beede from the SF Giants…who also posts bible verses on his shit… who are these people….his reads:


2 Corinthians 5:17 – Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, the new creation has come:[a] The old has gone, the new is here!

I assume their sex is really distorted as he is railing her ass…while Jesus watches..unfortunately not this Jesus, cuz I’m down..

All this to say, this is more interesting than Kim Kardashian’s second pregnancy, unless her second pregnancy ends with complications that leave her dead….

Posted in:Allie DeBerry

2015

01

Jun

Terra Jo Wallace for Beach Riot of the Day

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Terra Jo Wallace is an LA looking model, who like all LA looking models, is probably from LA, or living in LA, running after the American Dream of hopefully being seen by a producer at a party, to live her life as the next Jessica Alba…or whatever girls aspire to be…

I have no problem with this, I assume that it’s been going on since the 1930s when Hollywood was first coming together.

I don’t care if all these girls are interchangeable, I just care that they are hot..in fact I like the sheer volume of them, it means there is enough to go around…one for all of us.

It also makes LA one of the more interesting places to walk around, all these girls trying to get famous…perfect place to pretend you can make girls famous, read the site slogan…it’s my life philosophy…

Now I hate catalog bikini pics, but I dig girls who get half naked while trying to make it…..

E-commerce pics are not the new porn.

All this to say, this is more interesting than Kim Kardashian’s second pregnancy, unless her second pregnancy ends with complications that leave her dead….

Posted in:Terra Jo Wallace

2015

01

Jun

Selena Gomez Brings Out the Mexican of the Day

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When you’re a total fucking pervert who gets very little from girls in your everyday life…whether it is because you made the mistake of getting married to your high school sweetheart, or married some girl you met on some online video game because you lack social skills, or married because you just couldn’t handle being alone so you went for the first thing that came your way…or you’re alone because you’re just a creeper who no one talks to…you can find sex in anything you look at…and the more desperate you get, the deeper you go down that dark road, the more things like a girl sucking a straw becomes erotic enough for you to lock yourself in the bathroom to jerk off to…even when the straw being sucked is by an overweight Mexican with too much make up on…who you figure looks like Selena Gomez…if you know who Selena Gomez is..which I assume most of you do…but that most normal people not absorbed in this bullshit don’t fucking care…and really shouldn’t…she’s done nothing of substance, and that’s that.

All this to say, this is more interesting than Kim Kardashian’s second pregnancy, unless her second pregnancy ends with complications that leave her dead….

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2015

01

Jun

Jessica Crovato by John Ellis of the Day

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Here is a nice way to start your pathetic day…if you haven’t already started it…because you probably haven’t, seeing as you’re probably unemployed, on disability or welfare, and just looking for tits…because you have nothing better to do than scour the internet.

The models’ name is @jessicacrovato … you’ve probably never heard of her…which is a good thing, because when these models get into the media and start dating horrible actors and rich people…they become miserable to appreciate just for being the amazing that they are…

Photographer’s name is @john___ellis …so thank him for hunting out the babes willing to get naked for art..even though there is no such thing as art…just don’t tell an “artist” that….but there is such thing as amazing looking girls…who I am glad are in pictures…

Posted in:NSFW

2015

01

Jun

Birthday Dance of the Day and Other Videos of the Day

Enrique VS Drone – Ruining Kournikova’s Clit’s Happiness for a Few Weeks

THe God is Here Dude is Amazing..

Slut Walk in BRazil

Judge Orders Victim to Give Attacker a Taste of His Own Medicine…What…

Home Invasion of the DAy

Close Call – Girl Almost Gets Slammed By Truck

Italian Plane Crash on the Beach….

Father Beats Meth Head for Getting His Daughter High…

Man With a Brick VS Store Clerk…

Taco Bell Employee Hates Deaf People

Accepting Weed for Burgers

Arm of the Day

BINGO BEEF

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

01

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I realize that real life happened over the weekend and that the general public, at least the general public I associate with, don’t care that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a new demon to pollute the world with, but that hopefully gives the terrorist something new to target, because they are the worst…but it is safe to say the tabloids are even worse…for creating them…or covering this shit like it matters…

Kim is the first tranny in the Kardashian Family…Kanye is not the first opportunist black cock to get inside it…and their pregnancy is the new sex tape in terms of media attention…like they are breeding a Royal and not some trashy hip hop baby…

But it’s always a good time to post HER SEX TAPE CLIP …to remind you how she gets it done…

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning…while you should be focusing on your own shitty life..and not the shitty life of the most terrible people in this terrible tabloid run world…

All this to say…I didn’t get any girls pregnant this weekend…

Shia LaBeouf’s Ted Talk
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Today in Bikinis
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Enrique Drone Grabber
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Speaker of the House – Might have Diddled Some Teens
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Dude with Boner – Gets Kicked Out of Naked Bike Race
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Fame Whore in a Bikini
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Sneaker Licking Video of the Day
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Ronaldo is Definitely a Faggot and Irina Shayk was Definitely a Cover
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Samantha Hoopes – Burger Eater
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Joanna Krupa Side Tit
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Tracy Morgan Post Crash – Post Walmart Richness – Interview
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Matt McConaughey in Texas Chainsaw Mastacre Remix
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One World Trade Center Time Lapse
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Jaden Smith Does the Bruce Jenner cuz of Scientology
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A Chick with an Ass of the Day
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10 Month Old Sees Mom’s Twin for the First Time…in a WTF Moment
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Some Legs…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

29

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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I like fighting with bootleg models…who don’t realize they are bootleg…because they don’t realize they are models…because I just kind of make them models without their consent as they tan in the park in bikinis….and I go full creeper…

It is one of my hobbies…

It is my plan for the weekend…

When I stop eating my feelings…

That said….#HoldACokeWithYourBoobsChallenge

That said….Eminem in sign language…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Ian Somerhalder Doesnt’ Like Pictures
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Woman Says She Can’t Get a Man Because She Looks Too Much Like Rihanna…
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Hailee Steinfeld See THrough
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Kelly Brook is Banging her Trainer
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I Love Katy Perry Tits…
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Nicole Scherzinger in a Catsuit
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6 Grader Apologizes for Pranking 911
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Slut of the Day
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Ronda Rousey’s Scandal…
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Kylie Jenner’s Got a Fat Ass
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Sasha Grey is Boring…Not Cute…The Worst…
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Taylor Swift in Overalls
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Girls Who ARen’t in Bras
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Leo and his New Blonde…
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People You Should Tip, But Don’t
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Karlie Kloss On her Way to Eat out Taylor Swift
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Reese Witherspoon Withoutherspoon watching Fame Whores Making Out
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Mississippi Hanging Ruled a Homicide
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Natalie Portman Lives
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Random No Name Chick in a See Through
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Jennifer Connelly Naked in Some Movie Called Waking the Dead
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The Most Amped and Excited Price Is Right Audience Members
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Thai Commercial of the DAy
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Mean girls Deleted Scene…
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Some Random Chick I’ve Never HEard of in a Bikini
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Kylie Jenner Cameltoe
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Who is this Dove Cameron Chick
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Horrible Panty Upskirt of the Day
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History of Beauty Pageants…
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The Worst Avenger Members Ever
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Baby Elephants!
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Lindsay Lohan Belly Button
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Irina Shayk is Good.
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Abigail Ratchford Does FHM SPain
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Vanessa Hudgens Showing Off Her Box…
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Setting off 300 Rockets
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Girl Does Eminem Lose Yourself in Sign Language
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Food.
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Middle School Teacher Lets Kids Fuck in the Closet
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Charlie XCX in a Magazine
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Lil Mama’s Sausage Music Video….
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Julianne Hough Piggy Back Ride
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The Best of David Letterman and Kids
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Ashley Tisdale BTS
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FLorida Mom Strikes Kid with Sack of Potatos
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Sherri Shepherd Made a Joke About Giving Away her Kids
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A Bunch of Fan Girls…
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Babes and Weed!!!
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Hot Amateur Girl….Getting Naughty..
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Cute Amateur Chick
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Watching Masturbation
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Creepy or Sexy….
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See Joey Fisher and Other Busty Brunette Celebs Nude
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Every Nude Rosie Hungtington Whiteley Pic and Video Ever
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Really Huge Tits
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Dude Plays a Beat on a Chick
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Cam Girl Titty Flash
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Purple Kush and Pearls!
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Asian Kung Fu Grip
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Horse Hates This Bitch..
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So Much Cam Pussy Cam Pussy Cam Pussy
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Public Sex Party
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Greek Slut of the DAy
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Girl on Drugs
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Asian..
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The Hottest Internet TIME You’ll Ever Have…Ever…EVER!!
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18 Year old Plays with her Tits
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More Huge TIts
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Hot as Fuck, Naked as Fuck, Tight as Fuck Babes Getting Stoned
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Girl with Big Tits
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Mother and Duaghter on Cam Togehter
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Exercise Ball Insanity
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Watch live extreme bondage
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Fat Cam Ass…
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Sex Tape that Isn’t a Sex Tape But is Still a Sex Tape of the Day
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

29

May

Today in Miley Armpit Hair of the Day

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In case you were wondering, Miley Cyrus, is still gender bending because that’s the nature of the youth today, that’s what the kids are into, you know all serious about gay, queer, bi, tran…defining what makes a woman, what makes a man, intensity that is a waste of time to focus on, all presented in a life that looks like it is Tumblr, filled with bright, colorful weirdness comedy…that isn’t all that weird…but rather strategic…

I assume she is not authentically into any cause, or using her celebrity to promote for the sake of change, but rather using that as a platform to maintain her celebrity…

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So here’s her armpit hair that we can assume was an initiative by her team…and here’s her shout out to Disney…because Disney created her…and probably still own her…that’s how corporations like Disney work..

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Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2015

29

May

Kendall Jenner’s Ass Flash of the Day

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Kendall Jenenr is a lovely creature, and I am all about her outfit…

Her only downfall, is actually a huge downfall, and despite being lovely and in a great outfit, she needs to be taken out back and shot, thanks the family that she was dropped into and that she hasn’t disowned, because they are currently using her to stay on the map, to stay relevant and to keep the interest of the general public….using her skinny, fit, tight, model-like body..

The fact is that her genetics come from a horrible place, she shares DNA with horrible people, she represents a horrible time in pop culture, celebrity and Los Angeles…..not to mention she was also raised by these vapid cunts, and associates with those vapid cunts, and thus is a vapid cunt…

But that doesn’t mean you don’t want to fill that emptyness…because when it is in picture..it’s good….

Posted in:Kendall Jenenr

2015

29

May

Kylie Jenner Tight Pants of the Day

Kylie Jenner…who is digusting…and she’s only 17…not because she bangs older rappers…but because the plastic surgery, the rough around the edges, plastic surgery looking body at 17…can only go to a horrible place…you know with the worst of Kim Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian and their mom to thank for her flawed personality…and look…

Here she is in tight pants…

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Posted in:Kylie Jenner