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2015

10

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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Body shamers…I love body shamers…because I am a body shamer on the internet, it makes me laugh to see how worked up people get…it’s like feminism, just a flawed ideology that people have adapted and embraced…but that’s just hypocritical…

Because I was with a girl who accuses me of bodyshaming everyday – because I do – I find it funny…I also find it funny hanging with girls who hate what I do everyday…but who can’t hate me bacause i am likeable and lovely..

I pointed out this hot, tall, girl..and was like…I’d like to wear those legs as a scarf, or somethng equally life changing and sexual…

To which, the girl who hates want I do, to say “that girl needs to do some squats”…

I was like “what?”

She’s like “she’s got a flat ass and could use 5 pounds and to tone up”..

I was like “What?”…

Who’s the body shamer now bitch..you and all your holier than thou liar friends who hate me for what I do, but are evil as long as it’s not a facebook status, tweet or viral video are the worst.

I love all girls and want to have sex with all girls..but girls aren’t as nice as me about other girls…

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Beyonce on Beyonce in Beyonce wearing Beyonce, Because: Beyonce.
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Girls without Bras are a Good Time
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Emilia Clarke Hot for GQ
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Ireland Baldwin – Potato Head
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Katy Perry’s Booty Peek
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Mila Kunis Tight Pants
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Dogs Gone Swimming..
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Madonna is in Montreal…Gays went Crazy…I Smelled Expired Milk…She’s Staying at the W
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Torie Wilson’s Hot Body
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SLUT OF THE DAY
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US Presidents (Allegedly) in the Illuminati
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Idiot Russian of the Day
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GIrls in Lingerie Smoking Weed
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The Other Olsen in a Film Festival
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Nina Agdal Topless in a Photoshoot
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The Most Shameless Product Placement in Movies
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HOT BABE OF THE DAY
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Rita Ora in Red
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Hot Model of the Day
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Bieber is a Bitch
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Rihanna See Through Bra…in Public…
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Christina Milian Fat Ass
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Girls With Blunts
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Cute Girls Smiling
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Dita Von Teese at an Event…
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Caroline Flack Topless
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Penelope Cruz Cleavage
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Alicia Rountree See Through Pasties
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Natalie Portman on Set
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Some THings that Bounce are Exciting
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Ashley Tisdale Bra Peek..
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Charlie Hunnam in V
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Kim Garner Legs
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ALysha Nett Nipple
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Beiber Looks like a Lesbian – The Way Usher Likes Him
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Jessica Simpson in a Sheer Top
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Jessica Alba Stretching…
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34 of the Funniest Street Signs on the Open Road
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Tom Hiddleston Singing as Hank Williams
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Girls in Yoga Pants
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Some Huge Fucking Tits
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Caught Masturbating!
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Clover is Naked on the Beach
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How to Cook a Lady
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Sexy and Funny Gifs of a Cam Girl named Shaye Rivers
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Disgusting Toothbrush Video of the Day
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2015

10

Sep

Hilary Duff Solid in a Bikini of the Day

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Hilary Duff is thick as fuck…..and she’s in a bikini, rocking what I assume is fake tits, but who cares all tits are tits, that’s the beauty of tits…

It’s just like a recently divorced, rich as fuck, child star, turned mom, to go out there half naked for her very loyal fucking fans…the ind of fans you’d want a retraining order against, to feel like she’s still got it…

And as someone who calls skinny girls fat, to piss off fat girls who are fat, and skinny girls who aren’t as skinny as the girl I call fat, I will say she’s looking strong, the kind of strong I’d want to wrestle, Ideally getting a headlock between her thighs, where she makes me head explode like a watermelon, because after experiencing that, I’d have lived enough, seen all I needed to see, ready to throw in the towel..

And I’m not even a Hilary Duff or a sturdy girl fan…but for some reason, I reason I call morbidly obese wife, I am right now…

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TO SEE HILARY DUFF IN A BIKINI and LOOKING HOT CLICK HERE

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2015

10

Sep

Isabeli Fontana for Maxim of the Day

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Isabeli Fontana is in Maxim, despite being 100 years old…is still amazing.

She’s one of the first Brazlian models abducted by the team at Victoria’s Secret, offering her the dream they sell these people with, that actually end up working out for most of them…

She’s also one of the last underage girls to pose in her underwear for Victoria’s Secret because they abducted her when she was 16….

She’s done all kinds of modeling, all while being busty, which is a good thing because we like tits..

She’s also got kids, she’s been married a few times to rich guys, she was recently engaged to one of Bob Marley’s many sons until recently, and now she’s doing Maxim…all busty…which is a good thing because we like tits…

The previous owners of Maxim were a bunch of lawyer assholes who emailed me everytime I’d post their picture, even when the pics were found on instagram, but they apparently sold their pile of shit, relevant in the 90s, magazine to some young Texan rich dude in his 30s, so let’s hope he’s not as fucking lame and useless as them, which based on the pics he’s pulled together since buying the magazine,using real models and photographers, he’s not…

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2015

10

Sep

Kaley Cuoco’s Tan Lines and Butt Shot of the Day

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Kaley Cuoco rockin’ a tan line for Shape Magazine in a behind the scenes photo that doesn’t matter, unless you’re into tan lines..which apparently people are…because I’ve know strippers, so many strippers, through many decades of my life, so that I’ve got a good sense of what they think looks hot enough under the black lights to land a lap dance, and the one constant, other than herpes and the dream a prince charming will come in and save them is tan lines…I guess because it’s like naked but with underwear…without underwear getting in the way…to really accentuate the genital region..with a “I hang out at the beach because I am healthy”…despite it being a “I hang out in a tanning bed in underwear because the place I go is sketchy and I’d hate to put my bare ass on it, which is saying a lot because i’m a stripper and I put my bare ass on everything for 10 dollars a song”…

Only unlike a stripper, Kaley Cuoco is a huge, definitely overrated, but cast on the right show, TV star making 100s of millions of dollars, something that is pretty nuts, until she brings the down to earth, look “I’m just like you” sexts and weird squats, in a not taking herself too seriously, because she doesn’t have to, she’s rich…kind of way..

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2015

10

Sep

Kylie Jenner’s Nipple Ring with Dog of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is so groomed in this industry…which is less of an industry, since they don’t actually work, but more of a marketing machine for other industries, all because of a sex tape that turned into a reality show…Thanks Ryan Seacrest…

That she knows how to show the world her nipple ring…without actually using a neon sign pointed at her nipple saying “I have a nipple ring that I like older men to suck on, like hungry babies trying to feed, only instead of milk, all he’s sucking out of that tit is relevance”…

She was 17 a week or two ago, your kids follow her on social media, millions and million of people…and she knows how to discreetly be slutty, because after he sister was blatantly slutty, they’ve figured out the system through trial and error…and here she is now…after trial and error…capable of such amazing things, yet she chooses to do this…

Good thing I like 18 year old nipple rings…

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2015

10

Sep

Dakota Johnson for Another Magazine of the Day

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Dakota Johnson is not hot….but she’s showing half of her famous kid tits in Another Magazine…

I assume her sex scenes from 50 Shades of Grey were just as dull as this…otherwise I’d be jerking off to clips from that movie for old times…you know a tribute to when I could jerk off to mainstream movie sex scenes..because it was that or National Geographic….or music videos or Playboy….

She’s just got a famous Granny who whored herself to Hitchcock, a Famous mom who has rumored to whore herself to everyone being the daughter of the actress who whored herself to Hitchcock, and a famous dad who was in Miami Vice…when Miami Vice was the biggest, pink neon and white suit wearing shows on TV…

So her career doesn’t impress me, her struggle not real, I mean unless you think being handed a job to keep her out of trouble, when she could just sit around and be paid for, is struggle.

I don’t…

But I’ll still watch her very average, even boring, girl you’d see working a coffee shop….

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2015

10

Sep

Lady Gaga in a Bra of the Day

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Attention seeking Lady Gaga…who no one cares about because she’s old news and her attention seeking wasn’t really authentic or controversial in a good way..it was just try hard and lame…but she still wears bras out in public..even though no one cares…because I guess that’s how she likes to express herself as a talented artist..who lost out to Miley, Nicki Minaj and Taylor Swift in the pop game, but has still cashed the fuck in, is set for life, and unlike some of the other options, actually has some musical talent, because otherwise a face like that, even when used to market to gay people who are into ugly girls, since they don’t have any interest fucking them, and can see their souls, would have been left in the mail room answering fan mail for an actually pop star…

I guess there’s a whole new generation taking her place…but she’s still in a bra…in public…and despite not thinking that matters…I am compelled to post it…

I would prefer if this was her fucking a dead squirrel on a park bench with kids around in some kind of melt down..

But I guess I never get what I want out of these celebrity idiots….

Here’s her ass in a bikini from instagram…because I do my journalistic research

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TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER IN HER BRA CLICK HERE

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2015

10

Sep

Cara Delevingne in a Bra for Stella McCartney of the Day

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Cara Delevingne brought her hipster rich kid, with access and famous friends, that she’s leveraged into a serious modelingand acting career, all while having some of the most iconic model eyebrows in recent years…to a Stella McCartney lingerie campaign to support breast cancer, even though I’ve heard bra’s cause cancer, but I’m also ignorant….and use that line one girls when I’m in the mood to see hard nipples through their shirts…which is more and more common and still interesting..just less exciting…now that people aren’t wearing bras…unless they are Cara Delevigne getting paid a lot of money to do this…money that would be better spent donated to breast cancer…than to a campaign that supports breast cancer…

Either way, Cara Delevingne matters, she probably shouldn’t, but she does…and as a supporter of fighting breast cancer since i like breasts, with a girl in underwear, because I like half naked, I guess this is some of her best work….

To See Cara Delevingne in a Bike at Burning Man CLICK HERE

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2015

10

Sep

Lais Ribeiro’s Nipple Victoria’s Secret Steps Up Their Game of the Day

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I’ve been laughing at Victoria’s Secret and all the billions of dollars they make selling average at best product to the American mass market, because everyone needs underwear, everyone likes feeling sexy, even fat girls, and everyone likes having a team of women to idolize or emulate, because their images add life to their otherwise depressing, middle of the road mall…

I have laughed that people buy into their branding. I have laughed at the sweatshop workers and their little hands sewing thongs for fat americans…

But mainly, I’ve laughed at their hired tits and their personal lives and trials and tribulations trying to break free from the brand, that may be an underground sex worker ring…for billionaires…

I have also laughed that they censor nipples, something catalogs in the 70s didn’t do, in efforts to sell to the Christians, despite being Jews…

I have laughted that their expensive campaigns look the same as they did in the early 90s…just with different interchangeable sluts…

But apparently, thanks to instagram, they have finally got with the fucking program…and have stylized, filtered, and showed some nipple in their campaigns..

Trying to stay current and relevant has never really been this obvious…but still good considering it’s Victoria’s Secret…an evil fucking empire…that now comes with nipples…while you come in your bathroom to your wife’s catalog like it was 1995.

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2015

10

Sep

Stella Hudgens Has Tits of the Day

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Stella Hudngens has big tits…possibly because she’s the chubby Hudgens who only really exits as more than just an instagram model…because her sister is super famous Vanessa Hudgnes…unless she’s gone off and done work of her own…something I wouldn’t know of even if she did…because ultimately, I’m a grown man and even if I was a teenager, who gives a fuck about this girl who is barely 18, tits or not, if she’s not fucking me…or even a match on Tinder..

All these people matter less and less and we become more and more self obsessed on social media…

But these people still have tits…and tits always matter…if when we’re not suckin’ em…

Here she is at some rave…probably on drugs…as these kids do..

If you’re more into Vanessa Hudgens…and you probably are…everyone is…that’s why Stella shows her tits…here’s a TBT bikini pic of her from instagram

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TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF VANESSA HUDGENS AND STELLA HUDGENS AT AN EVENT CLICK HERE

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