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2015

10

Sep

Demi Lovato at and Event of the Day

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Demi Lovato showed off some cleavage…in a leather dress…in what I assume is a tribute to her lesbian past..

I posted a post on Demi Lovato showing off some cleavage…in a leather dress in what I assume is me being a pathetic bottom feeding asshole who posts pictures of people I don’t actually know or care about…doing things I don’t find interesting or care about…because who the fuck is Demi Lovato, other than just another Disney chick from the Miley Era with a bunch of issues from being sold off by her parents…that she’s medicated with sex and drugs…before being locked down by that dude from That 70s Show..all while always, consistently, making money…

I couldn’t tell you a Demi Lovato song, which is a good thing, because if I could, I would probably kill myself…knowing I hit rock bottom…

This post on her leather dress is pretty close to rock bottom…but I can get through it…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW

2015

10

Sep

Stefani Sober for Elle Turkey of the Day

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Her name is Stefani Sober and I only like her because I am never Sober and she’d be something that I guess the media would want me to be, and not just because she’s a hot skinny model, that is fat shaming me just by existing, giving me unrealistic goals and body image issues, but also because she’s hot, and a reminder that I don’t get to have sex with things like this, possibly because I’m not sober and being drunk…makes me do very disgusting things…that claim they are woman…but I’m not too sure because I just close my eyes and go for it…

I just figure as Drunkenstepfather….Sober is my soul mate in an opposites attract situation….But that could just be the delusions of alcohol withdrawal and living on the internet the last 2 decades…

Sober…such a beautiful thing….even when drunk…

Here she is for Elle Turkey…because I love Turkey…

Here are some instagram pics…because I am now stalking her…because we’re meant to be…

Posted in:SFW|Stefani Sober

2015

10

Sep

Jessica Simpson’s Tits Selling Garbage of the Day

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Jessica Simpson known for her huge tits, still has her huge tits, despite having lost a ton of weight based on a weight watcher’s contract, back when all she’d do is eat…

She even did some family planning around that contract, because if she was pregnant, they couldn’t demand their millions of dollars back…

I guess she’s also known for her stupid Walmart brand clothing line for the masses, the Christians who make no money, but are okay with a shitty life thanks to God…you know the people you want to sell product to, because they’ll buy into anything…

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Here she is talking…on Fallon…about her kids….to bring you down from…”OMG TITS”….we call this the video castration….because a woman talking about her kids, and not her tits, is a woman I have zero interest in listening to, but I’ll still stare at her tits.

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If you look past her box, and below her gunt, you can see her cameltoe…

TO SEE PICS OF HER CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jessica Simpson|SFW

2015

10

Sep

Miley Cyrus Cake Picture of the Day

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Miley Cyrus was celebrating her birthday, or her friend’s birthday, or knowing Miley, one of her attempts at a high concept, porny, Tumblr selfie shoot, as part of her “performance” art and branding, that makes people like me think, “At least she’s not Taylor Swift”….while playing the media in what I call “Just being Miley”…

Yes, it’s all a fabricated lie. but it’s half naked, and really, is anything really real anymore anyway?

I think life is just a series of me interacting with my computer in my shithole I call home…

It’s all a fucking fantasy, so as long as it’s some overpaid pop bitch in a bikini on all fours covered in cake, I’m ok with the lies…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2015

10

Sep

Valeriya Volkova’s Amazing of the day

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Valeriya Volkova,is some amazing Russian / Israeli living in Spain model that I wish I could have bought off the mail order bride site, but she had her Jewish card to escape communism as a citizen of Israel, and that made her unaffordable…

Her instagram is HERE reminds me that some models are just so fashionable…that I can jerk off to them…even when they are safe for work…but barely…

Her shoot by JEAN PIERROT , for Treats Magazine reminds me that I can also jerk off to her fashion photoshoots, because tits like that, pouring water on herself, is the perfect level of porn…

It also reminds me how expensive she would be to buy now, since Treats magazine is pretty much occupied by Ryan Seacrest, his recruiting ground for broke girls he can feed drugs to for sex…(that’s the story I heard)….

Who cares about Ryan Secrest and Treats, as long as their hustle is finding girls like this for you to see awesome tits…in ways the person who created the Kardashians, someone you’d think was the devil, is redeeeming himself with tits…

Posted in:Valeriya Volkova

2015

10

Sep

Naked Guy at a Music Festival and Other Videos of the Day

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Suicidal Guy Waits Too Long for Suicide and the Rescue Team Ruin his Plan

Motorbike Almost Flips a Car…

Bulldog Falls Asleep While Standing

Little Kid Bean Bag Fail

Inmate Stuck in Escape Tunnel

People Attack Man Who Stabbed His Girlfriend in a Mall

Nanny Abusing Baby…

Can’t Taze a Dude on Drugs…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

10

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I speak in prayers…but not really, I just like telling crazy Religious people that religion is TV 2000 years before humans knew how to invent a TV because they were just that primitive and the fact that they buy into it like it is gospel, is like people 2000 years from now, with all their technology, thinking Kim K’s selfie book was our Gospel…

I mean logic says there in no god…Aliens maybe…but no god…so I don’t even know why people debate this with people, when clearly…it’s like trying to rationalize with a homeless person on drugs…it’s just irrational..

All I see on Faebook is bullshit…Gay marriage, Kim Davis the Whore, bullshit…

The face that most of America are this redneck, uneducated, bible thumping, crazy people…is what’s really terrifying…

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning….at noon…

How to Fuck Over your Whore Wife
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Dogs Go Swimming…
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Girls in Yoga Pants
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Bikini a Day girls in a Bikini
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Charissa Little Slutty for Water
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Weird Fucking Car Accident…
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Lisa Opie Bikini Pic
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Wet Girls!
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Jon Hamm Wanted Kids..>So He Dumped His Wife
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Jessica Simpson GUnt
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

09

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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The most fascinating thing that happened to me was following a chubby girl in the smallest and tightest shorts of all time..her ass was hanging out of the shit….probably a hipster, I mean they are all fucking hipsters these days, it’s the mainstream…the drug fueled, misimformed, anti corporate while in designer clothes, vegan who eats McDonalds when drunk because they “Legit Literally Can’t”….and she was talking about her period art and how period blood isn’t gross..

To which I say…I wouldn’t order it on the menu at the organ cold press juice bar…

Why is everyone under 25 around me talking about their periods…this is day 2 of period talk…must be a feminist trend…

Here are some stepLINKS…

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Katy Perry on All Fours for Taylor Swift
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Cailin Russo’s Nipples
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Reality Star Virgin
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GQ Men of the Year Awards Erotica
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Wet Girls!
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Colbert’s Dance is Fucking Weird
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Weed Smoker in Lingerie
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Taylor Swift’s Got a Slutty Pic with Calvin Harris Out there For Sale
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Vanessa Hudgens at an Event Doing the Hippie Shit
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Cameron Diaz is Pregnant with Benji Madden’s Twins…
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Jenna Jenovich in a Green Bikini
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Gorilla Checking Out Gorillas on an Iphone
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Craziest Thigh Gap Ever…Must be Fake..
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Girls with Blunts
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Caitlin Jenner is Not Scared of Men’s Jail
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Downhill Skateboarding at 70 MPH
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Tom Brady and Gisele are Holding Hands…
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Laura Whitmore’s Panty Flash
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Maitland Ward is So Strange While Half Naked
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Chinese People are Pooping on Tawainese Lawns…What?
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Victoria Justice in Cosmo
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COSPLAY!
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Man Finds 200 LBS of Weed
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Lucy Mecklenburgh’s Squatting
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Taylor Swift in a Crop TOp
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Kylie Jenner’s Probably Fake Tits in a Sports Bra
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Kylie Jenner Fills Up her Fitness Gear
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10 Dumb Reasons to Get Arrested
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Girls Who Are Into Sports Teams
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Bikini a Day Tits
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People are Loving Katy Perry’s Hand Prints
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Farrah Abraham Losing Her Shit…
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These Girls Are the Best Thing Ever….
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Solid “Stop the Robber”..in South Africa
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Dillion Harper’s Laundromat Titties
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This Greek Slut is the Best
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Top 5 Lesbian Scenes in Mainstream Movies…
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Topless Stretching and Push Ups
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Naked Chick and her Great Hat
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Bitch on a Train!
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Disgusting Toothbrush Video of the Day
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Naughty Everyday Girls Being Naughty and Loving it When you Watch…for free..perverts everywhere
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

09

Sep

Beyonce in Flaunt Magazine is as Hot as she Can Be of the Day

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FLAUNT MAGAZINE is back….

I am not sure they ever went away, but I don’t remember hearing about them in the last couple of years and I guess I’m not the target market so what the fuck do I know, other than that their latest issue is coming at you harder than you’ll possibly cum to the pics they took of Beyonce…

I assume that they are showing the world that they can be contenders in the “break the internet” movement that magazines have taken on with their photoshoots…

Whether it’s Paper Magazine with Kim Kardashian’s fake ass balancing a Champagne glass, or Interview Magazine releasing facetime sexting pics of Miley pretty much masturbating, to everything in between…it’s kind of the way shit works now…

Only this time, It’s Beyonce, who amazes me, not because I’m a gay dude waiting outside her concert screaming her name hoping she hears me because I feel she’s my spirit animal, and that ever since Say My Name…I’ve been saying her name…because I related to independent women…

She amazes me because at 40, with child, she’s managed to make herself pretty much hotter than she’s ever been, which isn’t really that hot, but still competitive with her competion…Rihanna…who makes Jay Z…more money than Beyonce ever has…unless they sell their kid to the industry…which I assume they will because why not…

So Beyonce should thank FLAUNT MAGAZINE for making her matter…even though according to Beyonce she’s always and will always matter, you get that?

No I haven’t gone soft, I am always soft, and no, I don’t think Beyonce is ever hot and is always the worst….I’m just saying better than usually…looking on the bright side….she’s grabbing her mom tits in a pool…

Check out FLAUNT for more pics…it’s a 500 page issue with a ton of people in it…. HERE

Posted in:Beyonce|SFW

2015

09

Sep

Rihanna’s See Through Top of the Day

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Rihanna is still wearing see through lingerie tops…so that the world can see her nipples that aren’t supposed to be sexualized…then why are you jerking off to them…oh right because nipples like many things…including but not limited to legs…hands and mouths…assholes…and pussy….can be used for both sexual and non sexual things…

It’s like “My nippples feed babies and men can show their nipples, so stop getting turned on my tits” #freethenipple…

When I’m thinking “you vagina makes babies, when not having period, your asshole shits, your mouth eats and talks and your hand does a lot more than handjobs, yet when I look at them it’s all I see, so keep showing them”…

I guess there was a time when doing these nipple stunts would make the paparazzi pics unpublishable…but now the world has come to their senses and post that shit…pretty much making what I do absolutely obsolete…but I’ll still do it…because why not..

Here’s some pics of her in a Black Dress CLICK HERE

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