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2015

Sep

Arianna Grande Side Tit of the Day

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Arianna Grande did some media tour to promote not hating America…but hating the obesity epidemic because she’s so skinny…or some bullshit I don’t follow because I am a grown man and try to focus on what is important…her little body…her whore reputation according to a pornstar I met who was fucking Arianna Grande’s ex Mac Miller…and who apparently claims she’s the worst form of evil..something I could agree with based on her music alone…not that she writes it…but she participates in it…and even if that pays a lot of money…for this conditioned puppet..it’s still the fucking worst…

So I’m glad she is with me on this whole “focus on the tit” thing…at least based on her outfit alone….because she’s showing off tit…I didn’t know she had…probably from eating all the donuts…

Here she is singing some bullshit for Fallon….as Britney Spears and Celine Dion….while Jimmy Fallon is overly excited by it like a nervous, annoying, full retard…

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2015

Sep

Amber Heard Teaching Her Mom of the Day

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Amber Heard telling her mom not to make eye contact with the media….makes for aa pretty funny video…for a lot of reasons, from her mom not having any clue how any of this works, because unlike most of the other girls, she didn’t whore out Amber Heard to get the family ahead, Amber Heard whored herself out…and it worked out pretty well..considering she’s married to Johnny Depp, a massive fucking star, rich as fuck..

She’s a babe, her mom seems nice, the kind of woman I’d want to eat cookies she baked out of, but I guess that’s not saying much, I am a fat man, I love cookies and would eat them out of anyone…

TO SEE SOME PICS OF AMBER HEARD LOOKING LIKE A HORSE FACE KILLER BUT STILL HOT ENOUGH TO HOMEWRECK AND SEDUCE A RICH OLD MAN CLICK HERE

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2015

Sep

Rita Ora’s Ass of the Day

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Rita Ora’s marketing campaign has really been fucking the right people…and showing as much tit and ass as she can to get noticed…without looking overly desperate in attempts to replace Rihanna, by pretty much copying Rihanna, in what I would assume is an actual popstar beef, but I am too lazy to google whether Rihanna hates Rita Ora for cramping her style, or whether Rihanna loves Rita Ora, is the person behind Rita Ora after they met in Barbados on one of Rita Ora’s summer vacations with her sugar daddy, only to actually own 20% of Rita Ora, that she’ll use as a retirement plan when she gives up the music, despite begging for the world to please not stop the music…eventually, when you’re a lazy bitch and have 300 million dollars in the bank you gotta say, I’m in the mood to just kick back and relax, but it’s only smart to keep revenue coming by bitches trying to be you..

That said, Rita Ora is at fashion week, performing a lot, wearing big panties for her big ass in see through dresses…as so many girls are…it’s the style by Ora goes one step further with it…to get noticed…because she’s not compelling as an “artist” without it…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER ASS CLICK HERE

TO SEE HER PERFORMING AT FASHION WEEK CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2015

Sep

Miley Cyrus is Broken – X-Ray Porn of the Day

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OMG! OMG! Miley is injured, I sure hope she recovers from this most terrible thing that could possibly happen to a girl who is high all the time, and who probably fell down the stairs or some shit…

I guess it could also be a like, and she’s just implying that she’s injured, by posting an X-Ray on her instagram, as part of one of her TUMBLR INSPIRED art projects, because art doesn’t exist anymore, it’s just a series of idiots making silly memes and videos for their own social media accounts…you know commentary on how her soul feels thanks to selling herself to the devil at a young age…

Or maybe she’s actually hurt, with a minor hand injury, that as anyone who has fucked an amputee will tell you, won’t get in the way of handjobs on either girls or guys…not that Miley gives, she’s more of a taker, the spoiled lazy brats always are…

I am just disappointed she didn’t post the videos of her injured, crying…where is her full time cameraman we know she has when you need him…

Fuck X-Ray porn, I want Miley Crying porn…because I am disgusting…and crying girls have always been a fetish…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2015

Sep

Jessica Alba’s Workout Clothes Cameltoe of the Day

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This is less of a cameltoe and more of a pussy definition as it is squeezed into tight pants….

Something that I am humiliated I even know the difference of…

It’s like I’ve slowly morphed into the pathetic loser who hides behind a computer jerking off to this shit, when my intention in 2004 when I started, was to just make fun of all you celebrity fans and celebrities…and now I’ve become the guy at parties who knows who Miley fucks, and who Bella Thorne is, and what Jessica Alba’s hustle is…

It’s like I’ve polluted myself with nonsense I never cared about…

But I guess I’ve always cared about cameltoe and pussy definiton, I remember being in high school and this lunch monitor would always have the most insane cameltoe, it was a solid three to four fingers deep, which made sense, because she had 5 kids…and lived in a trailer park….back then we called int frontal wedgie and I’d eat my sandwich gagging all while rocking a boner staring at it as each lip moved independent of the other….

Memories…

That said, I hate defending Jessica Alba or the lies she perpetuates, but I’ll defend her vagina in this cameltoe situation because as a mom of two kids, you’d expect a way more intense pussy eating pants cameltoe…

Memories…

HEre’s ALBA walking in a dress CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jessica Alba|SFW

2015

Sep

Drew Barrymore’s New Face of the Day

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In case you were wondering…Drew Barrymore still has a face..

It’s just really fucking doughy, or maybe it’s botoxed and not doughy at all, but rather one hard, paralyzed, expressionless, pile of shit…

But that face is terrifying….

That’s not to say Drew Barrymore had a cute face really ever…I mean maybe in ET, but that was some “she’s a little kid, they are all cute enough, in a cabbage patch doll kind of way, until they grow up and become the monsters they are”….

Drew Barrymore just existed because her family was so deeply entrenched in Hollywood that she could have been an acid burned, arab wife, who didn’t cook dinner fast enough for her husband, and she’d still get cast..

Either way, Drew Barrymore doesn’t matter, she was never hot, she’s old news, and her face…is old too…but I felt compelled to post it because I can’t stop staring at it….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

Sep

The Worst Bella Thorne Sandwich of the Day

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Christina Hendricks and Cabbage Patch Doll the Adult Version Amy Schumer….made a Bella Thorne Sandwich, because it’s just like two overrated fat chicks to try to tag team the hot youth….in efforts to either make themselves look fatter, or make her look skinnier, in a sandwich I’d leave the bread on the plate, like a California carb-fearing wife, and focus on the meat…

That said, here’s her ass…17 years old for 2 more weeks ass…an ass that will look pretty much the same in 2 weeks, but that will far less scandalous, exciting, or bad to want to eat…so take it in now…your 17 year old fetish and perversion is in the grey area…still a sex offender if you fuck her in terms of the law, but easy to say to judging girls who aren’t 18 that you’re not a pervert, 2 weeks to 18 might is pretty much 18….an argument that you tried for a 16 year old you tried to bang…but that just made you look like a predator…

Posted in:Bella Thorne|NYFW|SFW

2015

Sep

Jennifer Lien from Star Trek Voyager Arrested for Exposing Herself to Kids of the DAy

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I don’t watch Star Trek, I’ve actually always hated the shit, and in times when there was only one TV in the house and person I lived with would insist on watching Star Trek, I would fantasize about killing them, because I’m crazy, but not as crazy as Jennifer Lien, who was some character on Star Trek Voyager, a show I’ve obviously never seen, but that was a cash grab in the franchise…

Who I guess lives in Tennessee and who is a very friendly nudist neighbor that her bible thumping neightbors don’t appreciate…because they don’t like fun…or naked…

Here’s the story….

Lien has been charged with two misdemeanor counts of indecent exposure in an incident that happened on Aug. 31 in Harriman, Tenn.

A neighbor of Lien’s made a complaint to police after Lien began a tirade due to a crying child, and during her tirade, exposed her breasts and buttocks. The neighbor stated that she had three children in the yard while this was happening.

According to a Roane County Sheriff’s Office report, when police appeared on Sept. 3 with a warrant, Lien was not wearing clothes and resisted arrest.

“The offender stated she wasn’t going any f–king where and we needed to leave her alone,” reads the police report by responding officer Billy Walker.

Lien also threatened to have the officers shot and killed, says the police report. She was transported to the patrol car and taken to the Roane County Jail, and is scheduled to appear in court on Dec. 7.

Where’s the video…it sounds like she’d be amazing in bed, the kind of woman who thinks she’s possessed by demons and the only exercism is through her twat with your dick….

Here are some GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH pics of her…

Posted in:Jennifer Lien|SFW

2015

Sep

Kara Neko by for P Magazine of the Day

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P MAGAZINE , which I guess is a fashion magazine, at least they pretend to be, because they publish a magazine featuring instagram-kind of pics in actual print…which is all you need to be an actual magazine, but that doesn’t offend me, I think there’s room for everyone, and I’d rather see a small independent company, and people coming together and giving girls and/or tumblr models like KARA NEKO a chance, when traditional magazines, with their big budgets, are too lazy to find the girls aspiring to get seen…even while naked….like so many girls are…because that’s just how the world works…dreams of fame, an audience, so that you never have to work a day job…

I dig it…

But I really dig this web exclusive they put out by ERICA SHIRES …because GIFS…and I fucking love GIFS….

So a bunch of people who aren’t famous coming together, helps me come together…because of her inny vagina…that’s only missing one thing…bush…

All this to say, thanks for putting yourself out there Kara Neko…you’re good.

VIA P MAGAZINE ,

Posted in:ERICA SHIRES|Kara Neko|P Magazine

2015

Sep

Drunk Girl Photobombs News….of the Day

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Here’s a bit of a double standard…when a man photobombs the news and says “fuck her right in the pussy”…or in one case, where the news person pressed charges against the guy for kissing her, while the social justice warriors went nuts, calling the men sexual predators, harassing women, not letting people do their job…

While a drunk girl does it and everyone giggles, look how silly and funny she is, drawing attention to herself, with her big personality, brightening up our days….

Now I agree that drunk girls make everything better, and that any dude who says “Fuck her right in the pussy”…is the absolute worse kind of human…

I’m just saying, girls get away with murder, yet still complain about slut shaming, body shaming, and equity in pay…

Is it because there’s an actual issue, or is it, as my married would suggest that girls are never happy and always willing to voice their opinion, while men just shut up and want to kill the bitch…

Or would that be me making gender stereotypes because we’re not allowed to have an opinion on how women operate and how men operate anymore..

Fucking assholes everywhere…except in my bed…where I want it…because most girls I fuck are full of shit, shit I’m not into having on my dick….

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