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2015

17

Sep

Pam Anderson by David Lachapelle for Flaunt Magazine of the Day

Pam Anderson is in Flaunt…shot by her homie, who we haven’t heard much about in years, because he was priobably hanging out with Pam Anderson in obscurity, Dave Lachapelle, who unlike Dave Chapelle, was a massive music video director back when Pam Anderson was relelvant….and who has since gone on to take gigs she brings him because she feels bad for him…and because he’s pretty genius in his high production, obscure shoots, that make instagram photoshoots look as broke ass as they fucking are..

This is for Flaunt, she’s naked despite being 100, but her tits are 10-15, so it balances out…even if that makes you a sex offender…I mean sex with Pam Anderson, or jerking off to her now…is pretty fucking offensive sexually anyway you dissect like her plastic surgeon..

Either, way, I’m into it…but I am a

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2015

17

Sep

GIgi Hadid Fashion Model with Nipples of the Day

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A video posted by Gigi Hadid (@gigihadid) on Sep 16, 2015 at 5:56pm PDT

Gigi Hadid is a rich kid…but she also has nipples

I guess she makes her own money now…because they got her to that point of critical mass, where desperate attempts to get noticed, calling on favors, buying followers, selling her off to the Kardashians, and other things that require having no soul but a dream to be a Kardashian…for her and her family…that are already rich as fuck…and what else are they to do with thier time and money…if the world isn’t celebrating them like they are important…do they even exist..like her nipples…

Because she has nipples…

So if you’ve learned one thing at this year’s fashion week…it’s that Gigi Hadid…does infact have nipples…that the Jonas Brothers and possibly her dad’s friend who owns Guess and who gave her a big break…probably already knew….

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2015

17

Sep

Nina Agdal’s Lingerie as Outerwear of the Day

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Nina Agdal is one of the less interesting models around…

She’s hardly even a model, she’s don’t Sports Illustrated, who fucking cares…

I mean other than 1,000,000 lowest common denominators…

I am going to assume she’s made very little money for modelling, under 100k a year, yet she’s as famous as top models…while her real revenue stream, like all models, is rich guys…who don’t realize shes got Downs Syndrome because they’re high and drunk..

Well, she’s decided to draw attention to herself in underwear of outerwear..and I guess a retard would forget to put clothes on after being distracted by anything from a butterfly to rocks on the street corner it wants to smash together over and over while rocking back and forth…

Only it’s not that bad…and more a reminder that most girls should forget their clothes…it makes them matter more than they do..

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2015

17

Sep

Bella Thorne’s Bikini Video of the Day

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Bella Thorne did an ad for Wildfox.

My best Wildfox story is that the founder had underage girls living in his guest house….who accused him of raping them..

Because it is rape culture and I guess every dude with a clothing brand needs to be doing clothing to rape girls…who are active participants until it is convenient to call rape for media attention, or to stop the predator you were having sex with. The story is HERE who knows if it is true, but it would make the Bella Thorne 17 for 3 more weeks tie in make a lot more sense….

Who cares…

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2015

17

Sep

Kate Upton Awkward Tit of the Day

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There’s a difference between fat tits and big tits…

Fat tits just have a mind of their own, maybe it’s the diabetic neuropathy…

Maybe it’s the hypo gylecia or glandular issue that makes them so obese..they’ll tell you it’s medical and genetic, as no fat person has ever admitted to it being their fault, or their overeating and not working out…they are the victims who like to pretend they love their body, because it allows them to not do anything about it, and keep consuming…until they are too sick to move or fight authority on real issues….the government wants you fat..

That said…

Fat tits just have a mind of their own, they are spilling everywhere…

A photo posted by Kate Upton (@kateupton) on Sep 15, 2015 at 4:05pm PDT

So here’s Kate Upton, the biggest model of our generation…literally….

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2015

17

Sep

Kate Hudson’s Face of the Day

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Kate Hudson’s breast implants almost distract from her aging face that remind us all that life is short, things go sour fast, one day the milk is edible the next it is expired and you’re throwing up in your sink trying to hose the taste off your tongue because you accidentally put your mouth on it…and it’d be almost amazing to walk to drying out of a human like it was a grape turning into a raisin, but I’d rather look at young, fresh faced babes, who don’t look like old ladies at 40, because 40 is old age for a lady….Kate Hudson and her outfit may not be willing to accept that…but I think the proof is in the pudding…that is probably her vaginal secretions thanks to all that sex with pretty much everyone…that’s made her the person she is today….and I guess that’s the problem with getting old…every year 10 – 20 more cocks in you…just ramp you up to a place eventually people won’t want to touch..unless it’s to get to her mother who at 80…is still Goldie Hawn…

A video posted by Kate Hudson (@katehudson) on Sep 14, 2015 at 5:30am PDT

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2015

17

Sep

Arianna Grande’s Butt Flash of the Day

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Arianna Grande may hate America…so much that she’s flashing you her ass…her round, young, fit, annoying, but it’s a picture and not her shit music playing on repeat at the mall I walk around in when I’m bored and looking for girls who need help trying on clothes with my mouth…something I never find, but consider it to be a treasure hunt of sorts, the holy grail, forbidden fruit and I may get arrested for asking before getting a Yes from asking, but it gives me hope and hope is all we need…if she lets me dress her with my mouth…

That said, Arianna Grande, rumored to be a slut, according to a pornstar, which is just crazy…has an ass…she wants you to see in efforts to forget the donut licking, and not the good kind of donut licking you can jerk off to, but the gross kind that makes you hate eating food that’s out on display in stores…unless stranger germs is your porn…which is probably is…since anyone who knows you stays as far away as possible…making “people I know germs”…just an idea…not a truth…

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2015

17

Sep

Jennifer Lawrence and her Purse of the Day

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My favorite bag that Jennifer Lawrence has ever promoted… is her vagina …

Those nudes were officially her best work…

Unless you’re into the series she’s on, I can’t think of the name and I’m not going to look it up..she has a bow and arrow in it I think…It’s something about dreams..they have 3 in the series, it’s where she sold out for the cash grab…fuck…why can’t I think of this, you know in the time i’ve been writing this I could have just googled it…no not X-Man, they just shot that there…the other one…the one about fat chicks that she gained all that weight for…Hunger Games….fine I googled it…I gave in and accepted no memory as a real life issue….and I accepted Jennifer Lawrence as a real life actor, even though acting is a lie, when her tits were exposed and I saw how perfect they were…no the OScars and all the gigs she gets had nothing on those nudes…

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2015

17

Sep

Anastasiya Scheglova for Treats of the Day

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Here’s a model named Anastasiya Scheglova….a name that doesn’t sound mail order at all…

Maybe it’s just her stage name so that people talk about her like she’s mail order…

Or maybe, just maybe she was imported by the people at Treats! where I stole these pics from, thrown into a circle of silly rich men, who like to surround themselves with hot women, because what else are you supposed to do with all that money…and what else is a hot girl, willing to show her tits to do with her time…work? That’s just crazy talk….why work when you can be like Irina Shayk…

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2015

17

Sep

Selena Gomez in Elle of the Day

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Selena Gomez did Elle Magazine, and it fucking sucked, but probably not as much as she sucked Bieber Dick…while that motherfucker owned her little starlet heart…thanks to being a needy, demanding, dependant, broken brat her parents sold to the media…

Well, at least she ate her way through the sadness of being cheated on by Bieber…

Unless she never actually fucked Beiber and that’s all just some Taylor Swift level act that’s marketable…keeping all these idiots in the limelight…talked about like they matter….when I can show you 5 girls far hotter than this, just outside my house smoking a joint…

She’s nothing special…but Elle likes her…because she’s promoting an album and they paid Elle to like her. #marketing.

Here’s a video of her fat in a black dress…

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