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2015

11

Sep

Beyonce Big Tits Sally on a Boat of the Day

Beyonce is on some sort of aggressive marketing campaign..

THe other day she did flaunt..

Then the story of Jay Z and her breaking up came out…

Then the story of them being kicked out of their 150,000 dollar a month house because they didn’t want to buy it came out…

Then Jay Z in a hood singing her lyrics to her song at a concert came out…

And I know all this….without every having looked up Beyonce news, it just sort of happens on social media…and the fact that I knew all this terrifies me…

But not as much as Beyonce, on Beyonce, talking about Beyonce, while showing off Beyonce because Beyonce does…

ANd her are her tits…on a boat

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Posted in:Beyonce|SFW

2015

11

Sep

Diora Baird Breast Feeding of the Day

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Diora Baird has some huge fucking tits. Her name should be Big Tits Sally…which is what I call every girl I see with big tits walking down the street because I am a misogynist who notices big tits for more than their purpose of breast feeding, because I believe they have the ability to multi task and also be something I can jerk off to…and I’ll even prove that theory…right now…with these Diora Baird pics…

That said, Diora Baird is from Miami and was in Wedding Crashers…

That said, I don’t know why people feel compelled to fight for the right to breast feed, I’ve never complained when seeing a girl breast feeding, and feel if anyone has it was other women…

Bitches are so catty!!

Posted in:Diora Baird

2015

11

Sep

Edgy Hipster Miley Cyrus Instagram Analysis of the Day

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Miley Cyrus as you know is an “Edgy” hipster…even though hipsters don’t really exist, and she’s just part of this drugged up, don’t give a fuck because we put everything on the internet, just being ourselves, sometimes shocking, often times with lots of colors, and genitals, and nipples…because it’s fun to be weird…in this internet generation that I can’t imagine ending bad…until it becomes ultra him to turn your back to social media, going back to a simpler time of reading and movies, which I think can happen, every time I see a hipster with a flip phone with no data plan, until seeing them pull out their iphone to update their tumblr / insta / snap …because they are all their own TV show, content producing assholes I hate…and think should die…and I guess Miley is exploiting that…making money off it…while actual hipsters just live off the trust fund their dad set up for them…

Will they one day teach Miley Cyrus in Art School? Is instagram an art…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2015

11

Sep

Kate Upton at the Barn of the Day

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Plus sized model, who sexts her boyfriend, who she loves so much, even though he sexts other girls, because we saw his phone hack, and we got a glimpse into his on the road behavior, probably fueled by tinder,and being a pro-athlete, coupled with having a fat, sloppy tit, overrated, but famous as fuck girlfriend, who is better on paper, in viral videos and photoshoots, than in life…but she allows his antics because she’s a broken rich girl, and they turn a blind eye to boys being boys, in a world where people just want her tits…her big sloppy tits…even dogs…because she’s just that fertile lookin’…that other species get sucked in…

Posted in:Kate Upton|SFW

2015

11

Sep

James Franco Has Sex With Himself of the Day

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Breaking Sex…

AOL is working on being relevant by creating or hiring famous people to produce video content for them, in what I assume they probably spent 1,000,000 dollars on, even though production of this is probably 10,000 dollars at the most, but whatever, they put together the mash-up video that is destined to go viral because it features James Franco, it’s merges two popular shows, and it involves Franco Fucking himself in weirdness.

I don’t really love where the world is going, but I’m glad the internet happened to really understand how fucking weird the general public is..in what they like..

Posted in:James Franco|SFW

2015

11

Sep

X-Factor Caroline Flack Nipple of the Day

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Caroline Flack is either a X-Factor host, or contestant..

As you can see I did my research pretty aggressively on this one…years of fucking digging thought the archives of her existence…interviewing people who know her…and her family…and fans…I didn’t even bother googling her instagram..because ultimately, I am a grown man and even posting on this is pathetic..

So trying to come up with an angle other than “she’s showing her nipple for attention because everyone is a fame whore”…is a waste of my time…

But looking at her nipple, even for 2 seconds, just to remind you that girls still post topless pics, and sneak their nipple in to get coverage, still exists…and maybe, just maybe that excites you.

That said, she looks like Bruce Jenner.

Posted in:Caroline Flack

2015

11

Sep

Bieber is an Angry Lesbian of the Day

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I have never met a lesbian who isn’t angry at the fucking world, I like to say it is because they don’t get enough dick, but realize that’s just ignorant, because based on my dick, that would just make a girl way angrier…and other girls eating them out, is probably a way less traumatic and calming experience, where they don’t need to feel disgusted and worthless while wondering if the smell of my cum will every come off of them…

That said, Bieber is an angry Lesbian, yelling at the Today Show Cameraman in front of a crown, because he’s getting in the way…

It’d be much more interesting, if his Ellen, Sam Ronson, Tilda Sweetin, hair…was blowing in the wind….

I wonder if he became lesbian like other lesbians…by being molested by Usher as a child…paid off and bought…millions and millions of dollars later…

Either way, it all makes sense….and is expected..and I jsut did a Bieber post…what’s wrong with me…I blame the world…

Posted in:Justin Bieber

2015

11

Sep

Girl Gets Catfish Stuck to her Leg of the Day

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Part of me hates this..but I am the kind of motherfucker who looks at anything that involves girls in bikinis. It’s pretty much dumbed me down as a human. Instead of working, or reading, or writing anything of substance…I’ve been looking at bikini pics, like they fucking matter…Instead of traveling or making money to travel to places where girls are in bikinis in real life…I spend my adventures on the internet looking at pics of girls in bikinis…it’s all pretty pathetic…

But not as pathetic as knowing that to create a viral video or web series, you just need a busy girl in a bikini…doing pretty much anything…

In this case, they’ve confused the meaning of getting Catfished….or maybe they’ve reclaimed the word catfish, from being a fat girl who sends you bikini pics of other girls…to trick you into sex or to masturbate to them…just for fantasy…like the internet was designed for…it’s not catfishing, it’s internet…

THIS is catfishing…

Smacking your dumb friend with a dead fish while being dumb and getting it stuck…because it’s got burrs…idiots…and it’s not only amazing…because of the bikini…it’s amazing because it’s so fucking dumb…but better because of the bikini.

I have no idea if this is old or new, I just know it’s great.

Posted in:Videos

2015

11

Sep

Skid Row Flasher and Other Videos of the Day

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Pug Owner Throws Dog Shit at the Police

Police Shooting of the Day

Car Surfing is the New Drifting

Suicide of the Day…What the Fuck…

Blacks VS Whites in London

Puerto Rico Tourism Video of the DAy – Off Duty Cop Killed

Extreme Selfie of the Day – The Wingsuit Edition

NYC – SUbway Streaker

FLASHBACK FRIDAY = This is the best video I posted this week..Naked Fat Man in a Hotel

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

11

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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When the aliens attack – will people still care about how many likes their Instagram pics get?

It is September 11th, impossible to forget, largely due to social media status updates, which are fine, I mean it was a pretty big deal in History….even for Canadians…

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning…

Mirror Selfies..
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Hilary Duff in a Bikini
CLICK HERE

Keith Richards Wants His Daughters to Snort his Ashes
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Alyssa Milano for Breast Feeding…
CLICK HERE

Epic Vehicle JUmp of the Day
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Bikini Famewhore of the Day
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Hot Girls in Bed.
CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepLINKS