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2015

03

Sep

Ashley Benson’s Day 2 in a Bikini of teh Day

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Ashley Benson was in a bikini yesterday, and since I’m a basic bitch, I have decided, despite my protest, to do a #TBT post, because this happened, like most pictures posted on the site, prior to me posting them, I mean I guess everything in life is a #TBT even posting this, because it happened already….my mind is blown…fucked…but I’m not fucked…but wouldn’t mind being fucked…by chubby AShley Benson’s big tits…because in the last few months, I’ve been dying for a fat girl with big tits to smother me with said tits…

Sure, you’ll argue that she’s not fat, and that all girls look like this now, and they kind of do, thanks food production of the 2000s for that….

But I’m from the 70s, and this shit, is big girl, and big girls, even when celebrated and seen as normal because everyone around them, must still be treated like big girls…and that means…booty callled at 3 am drunk…for the tits…

That’s all for now on this…maybe we can do a #TBT on Friday with Day 3 of her bikini…

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2015

03

Sep

90s Models by Peter Lindbergh for Nowness of the Day

Cindy Crawford, Eva Herzigova, Karen Alexander, Helena Christensen, Nadja Auermann and Tatjana Patitz star in one of the most boring, old folks coming together and talking about the glory days, bullshit with some Photographer for some Magazine…

90s models are awesome, even if they are 50, but this is hardly representative of them being fun, crazy or exciting, they aren’t even really talking about the shit they’ve done and you know each of them has seem some shit, and done some shit…

But this video, is safe, not even war stories, and none of them of having pyschotic episodes or flashing their tits…

But since I love 90s models…I’ll post it anyway…it’s just what I have to do…

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2015

03

Sep

Candice Swanepoel Trying to be Hot for Social Media of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel bores me…

I don’t know why she’s suddenly scrambling on social media to get noticed. Maybe Victoria’s Secret gave her notice that they won’t be renewing her contract and she realized that she’s a one trick pony and that the world on sees her as one of their imported models…who only does Victoria’s Secret campaigns and without Victoria’s Secret she’s nothing….

Because unlike all the other old, washed up, Victoria’s Secret girls, who are still hot, this one has nothing really exciting going on for her, and hasn’t done anything that exciting…

The only press or scandal she’s ever had was getitng engaged to her long time boyfriend…fuck off…

So now she’s pushing these lingerie pics out there…in a “Look at Me, I’m here”….but she’s gotta do the Miranda Kerr and marry into hollywood then fuck bieber, or the shit the other girls are doing like hanging out with Taylor Swift, or even do the Heidi Klum and throw a quirky Halloween party so people know you’re weird…and not just because you fuck, marry, reproduce with a massive black man with a voice of an angel…

What I’m saying is that even with THESE VINTAGE NUDES and her RECENT ONES FOR LUI …she’s dull…as fuck…

So here are some safe, hot body, boring, pics of her body….

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|SFW

2015

03

Sep

Sara Underwood is Reaching of the Day

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You may not remember Sara Underwood….because she doesn’t matter but has existed and has DONE NUDE PHOTOS MANY TIMES WHICH IS HOW SHE GOT A FAN BASE

Other things she’s accomplished in her career, based on being smart enough to get naked at 18 for Playboy was dating Ryan Seacrest…..who got her into Hosting, as hosting has made his robot dancing monkey ass close a billionaire….and with his guidance…she got cast in the shittiest of shows, so shitty that the whole network went defunkt…

That said, she’s disappeared for at least 5 years, maybe depression from her fail as a host, killing a network like Seacrest killed her soul while doing cocaine off her asshole, like a hooker who does anything for money…but I’ll assume she had an overbearing rich boyfriend holding her back…but they probably broke up and now she’s on NERD hustle…in superhero outfits…and it’s just silly…but I guess not silly enough for me to post it for you nerds who love girls who pretend to be into nerd shit especially when you can cross reference them to their pussy from 8 years ago…

Fame Whoring…

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2015

03

Sep

Dude Tries to Rob Girl MMA Fighter…not Knowing She’s an MMA fighter…and Other Videos of the Day

The Arab RC Fighter Jet…

Woman VS building after Husband Cheated

Teacher VS Sleeeping Student

Guys Fighting…ALmost Ends By Up Hit By a Train

Ladies VS Grocery Store

Beluga Photobomb

Idiot Robber’s Disguise Fail…

Idiot Shoots his Friend in the Face During a Robbery

Just a Motorcycle Catching on Fire

Just a Naked Man’s Journey in his Urban Habitat

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

03

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I love asking clearly terminal ill people what their diet secrets are…

It’s one of those pleasures of life, you know the simple things…

I also love videos of black women being racist to clerks in menial jobs like a fast food restaurants..

I also love paying girls for pictures of vaginas…because I love vaginas and I love girls willing to show their vaginas for money…and I love that it’s not that much money…because I love to know what ever girl around me’s vagina looks like…

Today is full of love..Romance happened..

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning…

Girls in Towels
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Her name is Leidy Mazo…and She’s a Fame Whore in Water Promoting Water
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Thug Notes – The Fellowship of the Ring
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Phoebe Price Grabbing Her Vag
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Bella Thorne Lookin’ Hot
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Nina Agdal in Lingerie
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Tom Brady No Wedding Ring…
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Girls with Tattoos
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Skinning a Watermelon
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I have a Golden GIrls Fetish – So This Golden Girls Gossip Excites Me
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Jennifer Aniston in Spandex
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Help This Girl Save Her Dog…Because We All Love Dogs
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2015

02

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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I tried convincing a girl that if she got her clit pierced all the lesbians would love her, because all girls are lesbians now, I mean I even saw to high school 16 year old girl lesbians holding hands…and all lesbians love shiny blinged out clits..they identify each other that way, like buoys in the waterways….but all lesbians love all clits…

I also tried convincing her that lesbians have nose rings and chain their noses to those pussy rings are part of their sex act….cuz lesbians love getting their noses up in shit..

Now, the conversation was ridiculous, a waste of time, and if you’re reading this, you’re part of the problem and wasted your time….

But what made it worst was that the girl I was talking to was a 90 year old with a walker getting some air from the local old folks home…

I doubt she needs to get her clit anything but maybe some moisturizer…

Old folks vagina jokes…always win…

Here are some stepLINKS

Great Fucking Asses Because We Like Asses and It’s Wednesday and We’re Basic..
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Phoebe Price Grabbing her Pussy is Heaven to Me
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Gary Busey Will Dance on Dancing with the Stars
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Nicky Hilton and Elle Fanning – Braless in NYC
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Taylor Swift Had Ian McKellen Evicted
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Some Chicks in Overalls
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Nina Agdal in Lingerie
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This Sisterhood Shit is Out of Hand…Here’s Lena Dunham and Reese Witerspoon Terrifying me
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SLut of the Day
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Jennifer Aniston in Spandex
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Brad Cooper and Irina Shayk Together
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Victoria Justice in a Jump Suit
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Emily Van Camp in a Bikini
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Stella Maxwell Sniffing a Bra
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Nina Agdal is Weird…
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Maitland Ward in Bed Naked
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Uma THurman Big Old Tits
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Kendall Jenner in Tight Jeans
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Jessica ALba Doing Yoga is Prettty Great
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Kate Moss Belly!
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Sporty SLuts
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Amanda Seyfried in a Black Drive
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Ali Later Hair…
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Claudia Jordan in a Bikini
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Rita Ora Perfoming..
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Steam Mishap
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Rihanna 80s Perfume
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Minka Kelly Got Tits
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Maitland Ward is a Joker…
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Avril Lavinge Broke Up with Nickelback….Lyme Disease Decisions are Always the Worst…
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Jenna Jameson LIves!!
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Tities and Weed
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These Sluts DO Anything You Tell Them To For Free…better Than A Girlfriend…
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Heather Depriest Topless….
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Big Tits Take a Selfie
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Big Tits on a Thick Girl
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Hot Greek Slut
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Monica Sims Has New Tits and a Great Pussy
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16 Porn GIFs
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Tits Weed and Pearls
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2015

02

Sep

The Nipple Joshua Jackson Sucked on of the Day

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Diane Kruger is some German showing her nipple which is something that I guess is pretty European, but I like the thing of Germans as more robotic. You know automated pragmatic people who follow the systems in place because it just makes sense…until they’re at the Berliner whore house, fetish club, getting shit on…as these german women do…

So seeing a German nipple, not part of a job, or seduction process during Nazi germany is just weird, throw in the reminder that Joshua Jackson suckled this tit, and it becomes weirder…

She must be an actor, this smile is so not German of her…where is the gold distant “get into the gas chamber” look of authority I’d expect from a german…right?

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Diane Kruger

2015

02

Sep

Chloe Segigny’s Tampon String Bikini of the Day

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Here’s some Chloe Segigny’s Tampon String sticking out of her bikini…because girls get their periods…and wear tampons..that sometimes stick out of underwear or bikinis…or vaginas while you eat them out..

I am not a period shamer, or one of those never trust anything that bleeds for a week, only into menopausal women kind of guy…I like periods, they mean fresh and fertile even if used up like Chloe Sevigny, who I would have assumed didn’t get her period anymore due to drugs and being too fucking hip for life….

I don’t love period sex, or girls who make period art, in an embracing the fact they get their periods….but that doesn’t mean I don’t have period sex, or make period art that looks like a murder scene all over my bed or face…because I take what I can get…

I don’t think a girl getting her period in a pair of white bikini bottoms, or pants or really ever….is anything to be ashamed of…but I guess this is what feminists want to believe dudes feel…in this weird girls perpetuate the hate towards girls while guys just want to fuck girls…if they aren’t too fat to fuck…

I am just surprised this too hip, pre hipster, fashionable New York based, too cool for school, elitist…isn’t more progressive in her period receptor of choice, since everyone knows tampons cause toxic shock, and my penis doesn’t…it only causes shame and sadness and disappointment…

I am also glad that she didn’t wear her prosthetic penis in her bikini…a prosthetic penis you can see HERE if you’re into that more than ass in bikini on it’s period….

HEre she is being HIPSTER COOL

TO SEE THE REST OF THE BIKINI TAMPON STRING PICS CLICK HERE

Shout out to MadamMeow for the find…

Posted in:Chloe Sevigny|SFW

2015

02

Sep

Ashley Benson’s Bikini Snapchat of the Day

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Ashley Benson is silly famous. She’s also a good 15 to 20 pounds overweight so she knows to show off her fat girl tits in bikini, or while tanning topless, because it’s better than the other options…and apparently he uses snapchat to do it, because that’s where the real grimy shit goes down when it comes to social media…it’s where girls feel comfortable doing very naked things and even very pornographic things to themselves…so girls feel free to add me to snapchat “drunkstepfather”…I won’t show off tit like Ashley Benson…but you can…and I’ll masturbate to it….because that’s how I socialize…

These should be more hardcore…

Oh look she was on instagram too…what a little busty, chubby, self promoter!

A video posted by Ashley Benson (@itsashbenzo) on

I guess…if it’s not a sex tape, or more topless pics, who really cares…snapchat could be used so much better…

Posted in:Ashley Benson|SFW