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Ariana Grande’s Hard Nipples of the Day

Stella Hudgens Sucks Off Bananas of the Day

Taylor Swift’s Staged Paparazzi Bikini Pics of the Day

Britney Spears Goes to Hawaii and Produces Low Level Smut of the Day

Leni Klum’s Hot Big Titty Daughter Gets Paid to Let You In her Bathroom of the Day

2015

Aug

Britney Spears Yoga Pose of the Day

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Nothing says relaxation like a solid, upside down, yoga pose…performed by a serverly medicated, Emily Smart style caged dancing monkey, used to make the family lots of money…

Ok maybe her tits at the teen choice awards….the other day…when they let her out of her cage…and where I assume she made signs for the public to save her…but they didn’t…because we are horrible people, who like to mind our business, while making the dancing monkey dance…

I saw a girl doing Yoga in the park yesterday, and all I could think about were the stories about how much women fart in yoga, that and imagining eating her ass, it was good…

That said I like to think her yoga, is not for farting, but is her plotting her escape, just getting fit enough to really squeeze through the barbed wire fence and run to another country for immunity…

THAT SAID TO SEE HER AT THE TEEN CHOICE AWARDS SHOWING TIT CLICK HERE

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2015

Aug

Jessica Alba’s Drowned Ass of the Day

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I don’t mean to milk these Jessica Alba in a bikini pics like they matter…but I just can’t help myself. I guess I”m like an internet hoarder who should realize that if you’re actually an Alba fan you’ve already seen all these pics, especially since I posted some of them yesterday, like they mattered, even though they don’t, but I guess they do….

But I figure if Alba is milking them, I should play alone, we as a collective haven’t made her a massive success or anything, we might as well keep it up so she really maximizes everything….more than she already has…

You see, her business is going public, she’ll walk away with over 200 million dollars, and she can go back to her true love, no not being a mom, being the now middle aged girl, dudes who wanted to fuck her when they were in high school still want to fuck…and she’ll produce content for that because when you have all the money in the world, what else is there to do…just ask Beyonce…

That said, there’s something highly erotic about staring at her ass in a bikini while she plays dead, like a drowned victim in the grotto…maybe this will become a new instagram trend called “floating”…for people like me to jerk off to…fantasies of throwing my wife overboard in international waters on a cruise…

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2015

Aug

Micaela Schafer in Some Nude Photoshoot of the Day

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Micaela Schafer is a fame whore from Germany, not unlike Hitler, who was also a fame whore from Germany, only Hitler’s Gimmick to get famous was fascist and to kill all the Jews, and really anyone who wasn’t white, while Micaela Schafer’s gimmick is just to kill any dignity she might have had if she remained a useless stripper or call girl no one knew existed, instead of being the red carpet novelty act showing her tits..

Well, her career has really taken off, and is now putting out calendars, and doing shoots like this with her friend, like a solid Playboy chick in the 90s, which is way out of style here, but Germans still love David Hasselhoff and take him seriously, that’s all I have to say about that.

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2015

Aug

Stella Maxwell Panty Flash of the Day

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There’s been no real confirmation that Miley and Stella Maxwell are actually grinding vaginas like a group of slutty lesbians, but the reality is that they are the younger generation, that grew up on porn, and that realize that there is a difference between sex and love, and more importantly, that can’t control their animalistic instincts thanks to being raised on porn, that they just have orgies and fuck each other, like it aint a thing, because I guess it aint and thing, unless the girl you’re eating out is Miley Cyrus, even if it is just for fun, because when it comes out to the media, you all of a sudden matter, because you’re the girl in Miley’s life, even though the rest of the world doesn’t realize you both fuck everyone…and this is just marketable for both of you…

For Miley to secure her stance on gender issues and homo life…and for Stella as a newly singed VS model, clearly used to target young hipsters, because she doesn’t look like a VS model, making me assume this is soem Victoria’s Secret curated girl on girl sex…and all it took was some money, or gift cards so that Miley can get panties all day…all day…

I know what you’re thinking, Miley can afford panties, designers send her panties, she probably just uses her bush as panties, because she’s white trash and feminist, but the days she does where panties, she goes to Victoria’s Secret…because that’s just what trashy white girls do..

Living the Disney Dream…

Here Stella in some Instagram promo video…

Here’s Miley Cyrus in a Music Video of the Day, just because we can’t leave her out of this press…it would be unfair to see her being used

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2015

Aug

Christina Aguilera Sings of the DAy

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X-Tina aguilera brought her mom of two with different dads because she’s just a stereotype…with daddy issues…tits to some singing performance that was as annoying as you’d expect her to be, all pushing her voice to this loud screeching awful place that people were impressed by in the 90s, giving her a career…when she was about half the size and without implants…

I just trolled her instagram account, which I think is xtina, but I’m too lazy to check…but she posted a topless panty selfie there addressing how “real” she is…

She also has pics of her 1920s style lingerie, boudoir with XXX neon sign over the door, because e every rich as fuck girl needs a sex room which would have been hotter when she was pre-menopause and in her 20s, because no one really wants anything to do with horny old ladies, if anything they make us question everything as they aggressively come onto us thanks to being at the peak of their sex drive..but only because we can feel anything when inside them due to the sheer size of the cavity.

HEre she is singing another song…with her tits…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

Aug

Kendall Jenner Boring for Vogue of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is playing make belief…as a lot of rich people do, but they believe their bulsshit so hard, that other people around them believe it to….So it makes sense that she’s considered a model, because she’s skinny enough, tall enough, and relevant enough in this social media driven world…

It’s like she’s not as disgusting as the other Kardashians and she targets a younger generation of people who are just idiots impressed by instagram followers, because they don’t have patience to watch movies or get into people with actual talent, but rather they just accept the low hanging fruit, kitchen garbage people that are dropped in their face..

And really, Vogue just perpetuates this shit because they want to make ad dollars…

Kendall Jenner is average at best…but I guess so are all models…but turning a reality star into a Vogue Cover girl…is just the fucking worst…the world…so misguided..

She’s just so average and this photoshoot is just garbage. She’s the kind of girl we are interested in when naked, not like this

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2015

Aug

Just a Topless Girl on FLakka and Other Videos of the Day

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Teens Throw a Homeless Dude in the Water

Pakistan Airlines has No Air Conditioning – Bet it Smells Good

Cat Gets Brain Freeze

Fitness Fail –

Naked Human Bowling

Egging a Car

Girl Carrying Cash Gets Killed….

Girl Tases Dude Gets Knocked out

Hooker Vs Crazy Asian with a Knife

Girl on FLAKKA of the Day

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2015

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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So I’ve decided my new strategy to get nudes from girls is to just repeatedly tell them that I love them….

I did the vulgar dirty talk and it worked, so like anything, I want to progress and adapt to new approaches to life…

If you don’t adapt…you go extinct…

Well it turns out if you tell girls to sit on your face, they get intrigued, because sitting on faces feels good…especially when you tell them to rock their hips back and forth as you firmly grab their asses…the more descriptive, the wetter they get and the wetter they get…the nudes come in…

If you tell the same girl you love her, you’re in love with her and she’s all you think about, she’ll find you a creep and block you…

So romance is dead, because it doesn’t make girls cum…and if they tell you otherwise, they are just being princesses and won’t fuck you anyway…

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Girls Tugging on Clothes
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Baby Miniature Horse…
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Rachel Mortenson in Lingerie
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Here’s the Nanny Fame Whoring
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Kylie Jenner’s 10 Million Dollar Sex Tape
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Halle Berry Bra
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Rose McGowan Nipples
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Some Jennifer Hudson…
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Calm Owl
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Babes Who Get Crazy as Fuck on Cam
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2015

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am a romantic…

Not the kind of romantic who sends girls dick pics, or who jerks off into a sink on snapchat to show how much I care…

I am a romantic in the traditional sense of the term, where I encourage all girls to sit on my face…because no pussy is too disgusting for me…not even the ones who smell like feet…

It happens…and I’ll lick it…

If I took on life the way I took on eating random pussy…I would probably be a lot more successful..it’d be like…do this horrible job, with horrible work conditions, that may kill you and will probably get you sick….doesn’t seem so bad…if it has a clit…

But make me do actual work, even sitting at a computer all day…is a life I’m not willing to live..so no private jets for me, but I assure you that I have plenty of cold sores to go around…

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Thigh Gaps!
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Rihanna GIves the Finger
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Thong of the Day
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Britney Spears Has Big Tits
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Christina Aguilera’s Big Fake Tits
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Julia Roberts and Taylor Swift on Stage – Weirdness
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World Record Slackline
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Selena Gomez has Boobs..and a Double Chin…
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Slut of the Day
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34 Homeless People with the Funniest Cardboard Signs
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Kylie Jenner Pasties
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Taylor Hill is an Amazing Model
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Trump Told a Kid He’s Batman
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Big Fucking Tits
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West Jet Flight Attendent is Crazy
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Taylor Swift Blames Katy Perry for Miley’s Shade
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The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
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Big Brother Nudity
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Rose McGowan Nipples
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Jason Derulo – > Kicked Off a Plane
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Selfies! Selfies!
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23 Times Product Placement Was Part of the Joke
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Ashley Benson’s Got Hard Nipples
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Awesome Movie Nudity….
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Bullfighter Fail
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Greer Grammer in a Dress
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Kendall Jenner – Leggings
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Paper RObots
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Today Show Doesn’t Like Black Peple
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Victoria’s Secret Bullshit
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Ronda Rousey Wants to be Captain Marvel
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Truck Crashes into a Highway Sign…
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Herve LEger Doesn’t Want Fat, Old, Trash, Lesbians / Kim Kardashian in his Dresses
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GET MORE PUSSY HERE THAN ON TINDER
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Classy Stripping…
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Just a COuple of Lesbians
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Topless Greek Bitch
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Girl Smoking Weed in Front of th Mirror
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Fight of the Day
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Protein Shake of the Day
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This Pussy Looks Orange
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Library Masturbation
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2015

Aug

Jessica Alba in a Bikini of the Day

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Jessica Alba is apparently a billionaire, running her company, that is called honest, which is usually a red flag and means it is not honest, but according to people I know they actually make decent product, and the only lie is that Alba has anything to do with anything, she’s just there, a poster girl for the brand…that helped make it massive…and that is now going public and in going public…the strategy is get this bitch in the media…at least that’s my theory, maybe she’s just an attention whore…who loves male attention and showing off her mom body…that she got trapping a sucker who I guess at the time was stoked he had the hottest shitty actress in Hollywood…but now is just stoked because when they go public he can escape her….as they don’t need to project this perfect married couple…that makes Honest…Honest…

TO SEE HER IN HER BIKINI CLICK HERE

TO SEE HER IN ALLURE CLICK HERE

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