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2015

14

Aug

Selena GOmez in Bill Cosby’s Favorite Position of the Day

This is Selena Gomez in Bill Cosby’s favorite sex positon…tit out and medicated…

Nothing like some Selena Gomez being sexualized for some magazine surprisingly shot by some feminist trash….who based on these pictures alone is clearly some phony feminist attention seeking Canadian who has used the internet to scam the fashion industry into thinking she’s an artist and a leader in the new feminist movement…monetizing it which to me is anti-feminist and using feminism as her branding, even though she’s an American apparel employee from Canada…

Everyone lacks depth and everything is an inch deep and people just click the next story without much thought so who cares…

She’s an angry hater who has a posse of idiots buying into her shit…because people are misguided and are looking for meaning…meaning in showing armpit hair…and now she’s shooting pics of Selena Gomez because she so “now”…bullshit … so why not follow some ginger cunt into the light…

Yes…I hate liars…but I don’t mind Selena Gomez in Date Rape Position…

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2015

14

Aug

Laura Kampman for Russh Magazine of the Day

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Laura Kampman is another model I’ve never heard of – modeling in a magazine that shows some nipples and nipples are fun..and trendy and fashionable and artistic when in a fashion magazine and not in a fetish video being nailed to a board…because that’s when the nipple becomes porn…creepy porn by porn none the less…instead of the innocent tap that feeds babies…and dudes while having sex…because it is an erogenous zone…and thanks to the free the nipple shit…I get to stare at it…because I’m from the 80s…and nipples on great tits are still enough for me to jerk off to…or at least get turned on by…so keep them out in public…it makes my life easier…

All this to say Laura Kampman is one to watch…she’s got the right idea…good….

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2015

14

Aug

Taylor Marie Hill for VS of the Day

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I guess I’m out of the loop – because I’ve never heard of Taylor Marie Hill….but apparently she’s a Victoria’s Secret model I’ve been sleeping on, but unfortunately not literally sleeping on, beause I’d be sure to stick it in and cum inside her, since it’s more romantic that way….

I like the idea of getting a model pregnant, in some K-fed way, so that I never have to work again, not that I actually work, but you know what I mean….and that is that a girl Taylor Marie Hill only fucks rich and famous people, so I’ll never be sleeping on her, and if she got pregnant even with those rich and famous people, she’d probably get an abortion, because like a pornstar at the peak of her career, it would ruin her at 19…can’t have that…because she’s kind of amazing, even though all these bitches are the fucking same, inerchangeable, who gives a fuck…

Here are the boring catalog pics that should be nude pics…

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2015

14

Aug

Ali Michael for Richard Kern of the Day

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Ali Michael is a hipster model.

Richard Kern is a hipster, pervert, photographer, that means he’s convinced hipsters to think he’s an artist, because he’s in Vice and has published books…when reallly he’s just some 50 or 60 year old who hangs out with barely 18 year old girls and produces what I consider teen porn, but that these girls consider “art”…because I guess the difference between porn and art is positioning…not to mention average looking feminist hipsters are just seeking the same attention pretty girls want…while Richard Kern gives it to them because when you hit a certain age and you’ve fucked countless young girls…the quality of the girl becomes less interesting than her age and willingness to get naked…

That’s not to say what he’s doing is bad, most of his pics are awesome, I’m just saying I’m onto his scam…and I guess that scam is something that makes us all better people because we need guys to get girls naked in pictures for us to see those girls naked…since you’re scared of girls and /or talking to them…

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2015

14

Aug

FEMEN Against Amnesty and Other Videos of the Day

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Dog in a Car Bumper

Just a Dude on Drugs

Ambulance and Firetruck Collide

Wrong Way on a One Way Highway

Hot Girl Gets Robbed

Huffing Paint Thinner on the Train

Dude Kills His Friend with an Iron Bar…

Bridge Crash Insanity

Man Loves His Wife So Much – He Commits Suicide in Front of Her….ROMANCE

Weirdest Pet

Cow VS Muslim

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2015

14

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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When does your impotence represent a biological disorder, like a broken dick or low testosterone….or a general lack of interest in life as a whole….or it is just you desensitized because you’ve seen so much porn, nudity, and naked selfies..as well as have had sex with so many hookers…it just takes something creative to get you a boner…you know nudity and sex and voyeurism doesn’t do it for you…you need more…

THe terrifying thing is what that more is…

So today, I suggest masturbating to traditional things…like midgets dressed like clowns sticking juggling balls in their assholes while an elephant sprays them down with water…and/or the girl in leggings picking up dog shit in the dog park…

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True Detective to Friends THeme Song
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Kylie Jenner Porn Watch
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Slut of the Day
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Rick Ross is Free to Roam
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Taylor Hill is a Hot Little Slut
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Pam Anderson Picture of the Day
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Dude Saves Some Fucking Wine…Motherfuckers
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Ariel Winter Talks Breasts
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Mirror Selfie….
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2015

13

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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You’re the first thing I think about in the morning and the last thing I think about at night…

Not because I am a romantic, even though I am a romantic…

But because you update your fucking social media so much that I can’t escape you…

Asshole…

Speaking of assholes…none of the tinder sluts are right swiping me, they are obviously onto me, I feel so alone, so ashamed…where do I recruit new asshole pics being an asshole…it was the hub…

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Rita Ora Cleavage
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Anna Hathaway Getting Hosed Down….
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Lamar Odom Surprises a Kardashian at the Gym – But He Shoulda Killed her
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Hooker Emrata Bird Face
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Canadian Guy Makes Epic Political Ad….
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Robert Patison Wedding Pushed Back – Kirsten Steward Still a LEsbian
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Gavin Rossdale Banged a Playboy Playmate in 2002 –
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Cheesy Raver Bitches
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Rihanna See Through
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Eagle VS Drone
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The Weirdest Stock Photos
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Why There Are Dangerous Ingredients in Vaccines
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Breaking Up the Boredom on a Long Drive
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Heidi Klum’s Cleavage
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People Love Ben Affleck’s Nanny
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Prosthetic Dance Couple
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Ariel Winter’s Breast Reduction
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Amazing Catch..
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Stacy Keibler in Panties
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Melyssa Ford for Black Men Photoshoot
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Laura Prepon in a Tight Dress
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Bill Cosby Blessed Victims With his Semen
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Marlene Favela in a Bikini
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I Wanna Fuck Rihanna
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A Bunch of Redheads
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Taylor Swift LEgs
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This is How You Make a Protein Shake
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Tom Hiddleston as Hank Williams
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2015

13

Aug

Kylie Jenner 18th Birthday Bikini Bikini of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is on some rich person Birthday tour, because it’s marketable and the family can monetize it, so drag it out as hard as you can, or as hard as black dude drags out her pussy, a pussy that in some of the pics look like it’s been banged the fuck out, as it dangles there despite the wet, tight bathing suit, something we can discuss now that she’s 18….at least that’s what the family claims, but her body and face looks like it’s pushing 40 and belongs in ghetto Miami hip hop videos..

Kylie Jenner is absolutely not interesting, but the hip hop world eats her up, like she eats up Tyga’s cum dripping down her whore leg..

It’s not her fault, it’s family tradition…they’ve scammed the world, mastered self promotion, this is just part of that bullshit….fuckers…with so many tranny faces…polluting our fucking lives…

All this to say, bitch has been 18 for long enough to have filmed and released porn videos, something she looks like she’d be good at, where the fuck are they, why haven’t they been released yet..

Useless trash…but she’s in a bikini…so look…this is her at her best…because it’s all down hill from 18….just ask any bitch you know who isn’t 18…except the ones who were fat at 18 and got fit, those people don’t count…

She’s pretty pumped on it – she even posted to her instagram:

And here and her sister are together – don’t let a bikini opportunity go to waste….

Oh and there’s a TYGA PDA…

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2015

13

Aug

Leonardo DiCaprio’s Vagina in Elle France of the Day

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Kelly Rohrbach is the model that Leonardo DiCaprio pretends to fuck because it makes the world think he’s not gay…

Kelly Rohrbach is well aware of this being a great PR strategy for her “modeling” career, that stamp of approval that will lead to more work, or even more rich and famous dudes, who want the pussy Leo theoretically fucked, because it’s a status thing, even though the last thing I’d want to touch is the pussy that Leo fucked, I mean if I was rich, not because I know she’s a gold digging fame whore, all girls are…or because she’s probably got an STD, as everyone’s got fucking STDs especially Hollywood, not that he’s ever fucked her…

But because if you’re rich you can get new pussy…fresh pussy…hotter pussy…

While as a broke, fat, married, mexican, old, Canadian…I figure – I fuck anything that comes my way, and none of it looks quite like this Kelly Rohrbach, but if it did, I’d be down even if I knew she was just a hooker, sure it’s an A-List hooker but still a hooker…in a world where everyone is a hooker…

Posted in:Kelly Rohrbach|SFW

2015

13

Aug

Britney Spears Awkward Dance for Skrillex of the Day

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I don’t know why I think most of what I watch is some low quality, low budget, ghetto operation….maybe because it is shot on iphone and posted to social media, but this Britney Spears dance video freaks me out. It looks like a medicated stage show from the 80s shot at Disney during their nightly parade…not some Britney Spears….superstar performance….

I guess she’s lost her edge, her relevance, and is now just a slide show churning out performances for money that don’t have any real intensity or excitement, because….she doesn’t…

But maybe I’m wrong, because Skrillex was there to experience this, and he’s pretty relevant…maybe even so relevant he’s producing her next dubstep album, because despite this dance, she’s still Britney Spears and not done yet….

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