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2015

05

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s national underwear day…

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While I drink, hate my life, try to convince girls to NETFLIX and chill, but only after my pig wife falls asleep and her apnea machine blocks out the noise of the fingerbang…and/or stare at the wall winning at losing…

Here are some stepLINKS of the Day…

Booty..Booty…Booty…
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I want to fuck Nicki Minaj’s Wax Figure
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Lindsey Pelas and Some Other Trick in a Bikini
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Rihanna Twerk
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Kelly Brook’s Tits..
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Girl in G-String Smoking Weed
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Paul Heyman Killing It for the WWE
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Gigi Hadid Panty Flash
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Miley Cyrus Ass and Drunk
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Charlize Theron
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The Lexus Hoverboard
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Lenny Kravitz Dick Flash
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Ali Lohan Midriff
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Brooke Hogan is a Victim
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Chrissy Teigen is Fucking Garbage
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Girls Smoking Weed in Bed
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Sorry Bitch
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Brooke Hogan Smells like Bologna
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Vintage Technology You Couldn’t Afford Now
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Son Builds Dad a World War 2 Tank Wheel Chair
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Charlize Theron Goes to Yoga
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Charlotte McKinney is Fucking Garbage
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Some Chick with a Great Ass
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Cristina Ronaldo Prank
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25 Things Turning 25 This Year
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Jourdan Dunn is Fucking Garbage in a Bikini
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Girls who Likes Sports….
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Cats Stealing Stuff
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Strange Deaths Caused by Everyday Objects
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Cara Santana Legs
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Gavin Rossdale’s Ex Boyfriend/Tranny on the Gwen Divorce
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April Summers in Gold Body Paint
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Nicole Scherzinger in a Suit
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21 Joints You Need to See to Believe
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Some Chick in Lingerie
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How to Escape Quicksand
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Karlie Kloss in Glamour
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Taylor Swift and Her girls Share Dicks
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Cara Santana Legs…
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So Many Great Fucking Asses
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Slut of the Day
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Tulisa Contostavlos in a Cat Suit is Not as Hot as Her Sucking Dick in her Sex Tape
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Steven Tyler wants Lenny Kravitz’s Dick
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These Sluts DO Anything You Tell Them To For Free…better Than A Girlfriend…
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Good Old Fashioned Finger Bang!
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Porn GIF of the Day
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Anus in a School Girl Skirt…
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Naked Hollywood Gossip
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Just Some Girls Throwing Up..
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Greek Sluts!
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Weird Vibrator of the Day
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GET MORE PUSSY HERE THAN ON TINDER
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Just Some Meaty Pussy
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Glamour Model Tits
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2015

05

Aug

Nina Agdal Tits of the Day

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I dislike Nina Agdal.

She just isn’t hot, but in her mind she thinks she’s a big deal, even though she barely makes money, unless you count the idiot rich guy who lacks social skills, that marries her ends up paying her in the divorce…because some rich guys are so caught up with work, not into really grasping what life is about, don’t care if a girl is a hooker, so long as they can show her off to their friends, in a “look at what I bought”…”she’s a model”….”she’s got lots of instagram followers, therefore she’s better than your sugarbaby you met at a club with an actual job”…

Useless, but she’s showing tits…and that counts for something, very little…but something…

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2015

05

Aug

Gigi Hadid has a Massive Head of the Day

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Gigi Hadid has a big fucking head…

I don’t know if it is the angle of this shoot….

Or if it is just the manifestation of her having a big head from being overrated, over-celebrated, over-paid by her trust fund and now clients, thanks to her mom and dad over encouraging her, feeding her affirmations about how great she is, because she is from them, and they are billionaires, and billionaires are egotistical cunts, making their kids, egotistical cunts, no matter how hard they try to dumb down and be a cool hipster in an artist loft in New York, where as Gigi, her name is fucking Gigi, are you joking, decides to just embrace it, run with it, and be a cheesy, overexposed, overrated, over-celebrated, cunt…

She’s up on some bobble head shit right here…but in a bra..so whatever…

Fuck Gigi Hadid..and her bulbous face, lips and head… HERE SHE IS IN W MAGAZINE

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2015

05

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know what the deal is behind this hard faced, strong jawed, teen nude model, who at 17 showed the world her bush like a feminist before her time, when really she was just a hair little monkey who had had a bikini wax earlier that day, just up on some “Cousin It” hustle, or those dudes you’ve probably scene at the circus freak show / Jerry Springer over the years, who have that hairy everywhere disease…not that it matters..

I think she looks better now than she did then, maybe she’s coming into herself as a “stage” actress, you know feeling good about herself, and her career, when prior to Broadway, she was a just a Disney kid and no one respects those, especially not their parents who whored them to the company to live out their dreams…

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2015

05

Aug

Britney Spears Black Panty Flash of the Day

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Here’s an obscure and subtle way to flash the world your panties, it’s get into a yoga pose and show off your leaner than usual, crazy popstar from the 90s, while showing some panties, because people fucking love panties, especially Britney Panties, that I would love to buy off ebay, just to see what they smell like, I’m thinking heaven, if heaven was a crazy person’s unshowered bacterial infection…which I’m sure heaven is….

She looks thin, amazing, I guess on the right balance of medication, and I’m a fan…and not just because I think this is her version of a safe word, you know to try to get you in in a “save me” kind of way, but that would be assuming that Britney has access to her social media, and this hasn’t been approved by a lot of people…unless she’s sneaking this out there for help, even though I think she’s too medicated for that…

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2015

05

Aug

Whitney Cummings Fat and Still Annoying of the Day

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Whitney Cummings was the skinny, vain, obnoxious, annoying, not very funny, yet hot enough to book gigs, “comedian”….who ended up getting two shows…for her writing, because the entertainment industry is fucked…

The fact is that actual hot girls are getting acting jobs, without making jokes about being a girl, dealing with boners, and other relatable “dating” stories, that just suck….but since the market is women, worked…

It was a hook, she didn’t even have to be funny, but amongst the lesbians with asymetric haircut comedians, worked…plus lesbians don’t joke about sucking dick, which is the “fart joke”…of the generation….played out.

I assume now that she’s made it, now that she has money, now that she can afford to eat, she’s allowed herself to gain weight, you know grow into the tits that are the only reason she has a career…

And in being a fame whore, whore, who found her angle, she’s continued, like Chelsea Handler before her, by going to instagram with fame whore pics, to show off her new fat body, to make noise about herself, because now that she’s won…and is over winning, she’s gone back to making noise about herself…and she’s doing it by flashing her shitty fucking comedy ass..but it’s still an ass, and I am down with any fame whore, whether she’s rich and made it or not…

I call this series, not quite hot enough to be a model or actress, but hotter than most comedians, so it works….

Fuck Whitney Cummings…

Posted in:SFW|Whitney Cummings

2015

05

Aug

Miley Cyrus VMA Promo Pics of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is hosting the VMAs because I guess MTV is trying to get her fan base to watch the garbage award show, in an era where people are too busy on checking out their instagram likes, because they are self absorbed, or in Miley’s case, on Tumblr stealing people’s jokes…and personal style, and bringing it to the mainstream that doesn’t really understand TUMBLR, because they are too lazy to figure it out…

Doesn’t matter, Award shows are shit, especially fake ones by MTV designed to sell ads, even though all Award shows are pretty fake, let’s celebrate idiots..and these pics of Miley are Shit…

Fuck Miley Cyrus…like you were Stella Maxwell, cuz it’s good for business.

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2015

05

Aug

Frida Aasen is Amazing of the Day

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Her name is Frida Aasen. She was born in Kristiansand, which seems like some religious amusement park full of bible thumping weirdos, either doing sensationalized evangelical curing of disease, or maybe just a place to repent your sins, including but not limited to jerking off to their 20 year old locals…because they are amazing..

Kristiansand, is unfortunately not a bible thumping weird place for religious freaks, but rather a town in Norway, that creates oddities like this babe…

She’s been on the cover of a bunch of magazines, she’s got 45,000 followers on INSTAGRAM – I followed her and didn’t realize, because I follow everything I see with tits…but will pay more attention to this, because she’s built like a fucking dream girl..

I don’t know what this shoot is for, but it reminds me of shit I jerked off to in the 90s, and would be shit I jerk off to today, if my penis wasn’t broken and I wasn’t so desensitized…

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2015

05

Aug

Natasha Legeyda Has Big Boobs of the Day

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Her name is Natasha Legeyda ….she’s a Russian / Italian, Suicide Girl, who deserves to be so much more than a Suicide Girl, because in case you didn’t notice, Most Suicide girls are tattooed up trolls, who I guess figure being tattooed up, gives them some edge or business to be nude models, when really anyone can be nude models, they just need to get nude, and they shouldn’t feel they need the validation of some site to do it…unless that site is DrunkenStepfather.com…because, well, I like casting couches……

Luckily, this Natasha nude model didn’t totally destroy herself with tattoos, because tattoos are disgusting, and should be saved for disgusting girls who need them to get published…while this girl just needs her tits…tits that are slowly going viral…because America fucking love tits…and she’s got tits…big tits…

Russian girls are amazing, even though they have no souls…and I especially love their willingness to get naked to make money or get noticed, because I think that’s actually empowering to women…you know…trick idiot dudes with your tits…it works and it is awesome…mainly because I get to see your tits…

Pictures are by Marco Michieltto

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2015

05

Aug

Ali Larter’s Showing off her Tits and BReast Feeding of the Day

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Ali Larter is pretty much a nobody…she was a flat chested actress who did a whipped cream bikini a LONG time ago, the movie was called Friday Night Lights, and she’s since gone on to get breast implants and babies, both of which she’s showing off on instagram..

We get it #freethenipple without showing your nipple / you attention seeking trash…I’m onto you…

Fuck Ali Larter…even though someone already did..and came in her when they did….destroying what was probably already a destroyed vagina…it’s hard out there for a Hollywood actress trying to make it, you have the access but need the rich guy to finance it…

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