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2015

31

Jul

Kendal Schuler by Jody Pachniuk Because #Summer of the Day

I don’t know who Kendal Schuler is..

I just know that she’s on the Emily Ratajkowski school of girls who don’t look like typical playboy chicks getting naked to launch their careers…which is awesome…because 10 years ago..convincing girls to get naked for photoshoots required a lot of money….or a gay fashion editor that was non threatening and really convincing in his “this is for fashion”….

Now, the world is just filled with regular girls who would have never got naked…getting naked…and that is one step away from regular girls who would never get naked…doing porn…awesome.

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2015

31

Jul

Shay Mitchell’s Side Tit of the Day

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Here’s Shay Mitchell, Canada’s own exported cunt who thinks she’s famous, because she is famous…

I like her subtle “OMG Look at these flowers’…side tit pic…that you know is a side tit pic, that she knows is a side tit pic, but that doesn’t want it to be an obvious side tit pic, because that would be slutty and despite being slutty, no one wants to come across as desperate slutty…even though when anyone is an actor, we’ve figured it out that girl is pretty much a hooker to begin with, so just post your tits already you ethnically ambiguous jerk.

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2015

31

Jul

Katharine McPhee Pool Lesbianism of the Day

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American Idol Katharine McPhee who has since turned into some TV star I don’t really care about..but that probably wasn’t fucked by Simon Cowell literally, he was too deep in Seacrest, but possibly fucked by him figuratively, because he’s got a God complex and signs all these idiots to his label, so that any money they make, he makes his fair share on…smart business I guess…

Well, she’s gone onto TV, but more importantly, some of the most boring pool lesbianism you’ll see today…but also some of the best pool lesbianism you’ll see today…because I don’t know who you think you are, but I doubt someone who sees daily pool lesbianism…

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2015

31

Jul

Micaela Schaefer has a Nude Calendar of the Day

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Micaela Schaefer is a nobody and has no business having a calendar….unless you consider a girl with bolt on fake tits…you know the shitty plastic as fuck, what the fuck were you thinking in getting those terrifying things when you have options to get tits that aren’t bolt on…even if they are all the rage in your germin Berliner weird fetish sex clubs fueled by the same ideologies that created Nazis 75 years ago…

Anyway, you don’t know this fame whore, but she attends every red carpet in germany and gets naked, because naked gets noticed, and noticed feeds ego, and possibly finds you rich boyfriends, and possibly, a job…better than working bottle service, but even if you work bottle service…you’ll get bigger tips, cuz you’re the bolt on tits from the tabloids on the red carpet…

This is apparently from her Calendar shoot, which reminds you everyone can have a calendar…

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2015

31

Jul

Tall, Awkward, Rich, Famous, Jennifer Lawrence in a Bikini of the Day

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In case you were wondering…Jennifer Lawrence looks better naked than in a bikini, or clothed….

You see there was a few years in Jenner Lawrence’s career where I just found her an irritating, overrated, scam of an “actress”, constantly playing an idiot in public, so that when she performed in movies, people would be like “Shit she’s good”…in comparison to her real life retard behavior…

I was like “she’s not even hot, she’s just big and bulky”…

THen she leaked the nudes, and boom, love happened…the weirdo awkward bitch making millions for selling out, while also starring in huge fucking Brad Cooper movies, was amazing nude..she was slutty enough to take nudes…and looked good nude…and I figured there is no way she didn’t leak them herself, in a way to maintain being a victim…

The world moves fast, no one cared a week after they happened, we see porn all day everyday, we don’t need Jennifer Lawrence nude, it’s not the 90s when nude celebs was a thing, because now nude neighbors and girls I went to school with, or who work at the bar nude is what we care about…

So seeing her in a bikini, looking average at best, reminds me…that she should be naked…not clothed…

That’s it.

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2015

31

Jul

Mariah Carey and her Friends is Creepy of the Day

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Here’s a little Mariah Carey hanging out with Bieber..that is one of the creepier pictures because Mariah Carey must be 100 years old…and should be busy hanging out with her Billionaire boyfriends who she gets passed around between, becasue she’s crazy and medicated..making this one of the worst parties, you’d probably want to end in some kind of terrorist attack since you’ve got them all in the once place, but that instead probably ended in a terrorist attack on the people, in the form of shitty music

Interracial!

Here’s her thick mayan neck…

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2015

31

Jul

Gypsy Girls Beaten in France and Other Video of the Day

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Walmart Shopper Gets Caught Leaving Baby in Car

Guy Gets Hit Hard in Subway

Frozen Drunk

Suspect Crashes Police SUV

Human Fireballs

Girl Heroin Going Up Escalator..

Black Guy Begs

Lifeguard Gets Beaten….

Black Man Begs Cincinnati Cops Not to Kill Him…

Guys Dance for Cops..

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2015

31

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am pretty excited about Kylie turning 18 in Montreal, because it poses an interesting opportunity to book her sex tape filming, when she’s as fresh as she can be, I am willing to do it for 5% of the 10s of millions of dollars it will make…

It is the sex tape we all need.

It is the sex tape that her family needs.

It is the family tradition, like winning Olympics…while being a bitch…if the Olympics were having pro athletes run train on you…

Here are some morning links, cuz I was chilling all morning sexting…

Jennifer Beal Tries to Kill Her Dog…
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Wedding Knockout with UFC Commentary
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Kendall Jenner Pumping Gas
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Mirror Selfies…
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Some Slut in a Bikini
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Taco Bell in Chicago Will Serve Alcohol….
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Ronda Rousey Feels Like a WOman..
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Charlotte McKInney on What it Takes to Fuck her – Except What it Actually Takes to Fuck Her
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Naked Guy in a Grocery Store
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High Voltage Ejector Bed
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Hot Girls and Sunglasses…
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Morrisey Gets Groped…
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2015

31

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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This is what I think about social media:

divide and conquer – a way of keeping yourself in a position of power by making the people under you disagree with each other so that they are unable to join together and remove you from your position..

Do you think the internet would be legal if it was actually a free platform for you idiots to share your opinions….it is legal to distract and track your every move.

Idiots.

#MoreLion

#MorePoliceBrutality Videos.

#CelebrityCats….’

Everyone wants a happy ending, except me, i want natural disaster.

My failed pick-up line of the day…was…”you look sad enough to be willing to fuck me, I like that about you…

The highlight of my life…is that I am going to be the unofficial person jumping out of Kylie Jenner’s Birthday cake…

Here are some steplinks…

Kylie Jenner’s 18th Birthday is in Montreal…I am in Montreal…and I Love Kylie Jenner….
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Miley Cyrus GIFs
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Rubiks Cube Winner
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Things that Bounce…
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Naked Guy in the Grocery Store
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Selma Hayek Huge Tits
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Twin Models of the Day
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Lena Dunham Fat Shames Herself
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Donald Trump Breast Pump Shaming
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Slut of the Day
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The Nanny is in Love with Ben Affleck
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Genevieve Morton Instagram
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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James Woods Suing a Twitter Troll
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Mariah Carey is Busty
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Chrissy Teigen Nude Enough
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Pet Rat Tricks
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Joanna Krupa Nude Body Paint for PETA
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Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant Cleavage
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Columbian Model Smuggling Drugs to China – Gets Caught- May Get Executed
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Betty White on Cecil
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Donald Trump – Breast Pump Shaming
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Kourtney Kardashian – Cleavage
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Charlotte McKinney – Tits for Cosmo
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Sofia Vergara Cleavage….
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Miley and her Fat Sister
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Woody Allen on his “Paternal Relationship” with his wife/daughter
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Roller Coaster Video of the Day
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Kim K’s Body Double…is a Monster
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Video Bomber Scares Reporter
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Columbian Model ina Bikini
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Google Translate App is Insane..
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These Sluts DO Anything You Tell Them To For Free…better Than A Girlfriend…
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Some “Celebrity” Sex Pics
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Big Fucking Tits
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Today in Porn GIFS
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WHo Can Hold The Enema Longest
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Two Girls Smoking in the Shed
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Hot Naked Stoner
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Greek Slut
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Get Your Naked News
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Some Babe in her Hotel
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More Pussy than Tinder
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Girl Strips to Get Revenge on Guy
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Dudes Almost Kill a Girl
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Locker Room Smoking Slut
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2015

30

Jul

Lindsay Lohan Ass Picker of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan will never die. She’s proved that her career can die, but this bitch can take an obscene amount of abuse…and still manages to have an ass I’d love to eat, even knowing that it’s tainted, but also that it’s probably never shit, because she’s some cocaine fueled robot with no soul…not that a shitting ass would be a turn off for me eating ass, I’m mean it’s something I deal with everytime I eat ass, and apparently, the ass always wins….I mean…as a general concept…because the fact it’s being eating by me…means it’s actually lost…

To see more pics of LOhan in a bikini CLICK HERE …

But if you’re over her, like the film industry and producers are, here’s her replacement, co-star from Mean Girls, who I assume cast a spell on Lohan when they were in the same room, to either steal Lohan’s career…and/or…do Lohan better than lohan….Amanda Seyfried…in Leggigns…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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