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2015

16

Jul

We Get it Miley Cyrus, You’re a Lesbian of the Day

This just in….Miley Cyrus is trying to increase the profile of already lottery winning, average at best, hipster lesbian model that Victoria’s Secret just signed and probably encourages to do this Miley thing, because it makes their brand seem more hit and with it, in this lesbian driven society…where everyone is loving, accepting, positive, gender confused, LBQGYZLRST….or whatever the fuck their acrynoym for “Anything by straight” is…..

I guess Miley is trying to increase her own profile too, I mean come on bitch, feeding your trick at Disneyland, the land you were created in, for the paparazzi you hired….fuck off…

Who cares what eats her confused, souless, childhood-less, sheltered pussy….it’s just nonsense, noise, boring, obvious, typical, nonsense..But this matter in this world of idiots…

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2015

16

Jul

The ESPYS Happened of the Day

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Who cares that the ESPYs happened…sports are for faggots…

And I don’t mean faggot as a derogatory word to gay people…

I am using it as a derogatory word for closet cases who like watching grown men play with each other…in their spare time…it’s fucking weird…

You know the same kind of dude who could call a gay person a faggot…meanwhile motherfucker has wet dreams about being in the locker room with his favorite team after the big win…

That said, ESPYs, an award created by ESPN, a media company paid for by advertisers…seems like a really legit award ceremony…that really means something…like the Maxim Top 100 but for sports…fuck this noise…

Here are some sluts who were there, because either they fuck athletes and get herpes like Hannah Davis, are athletes who fuck Athletes until their vaginas explode like Hope Solo, or their dad’s now a woman like Kendall…and Tina Turner….

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2015

16

Jul

Raica Oliveira for Elle France of the Day

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Raica Oliveira is a hot Victoria’s Secret Model from Brazil, like so many other Victoria’s Secret models before her…making me think that the evil corporation probably has some kind of outpost there. A place where they abduct and train these bitches to become the face of their brand. I figure if they make their bras in sweatshops, exploiting child labor for cheap product, why wouldn’t they do the same for cheap models, it’s all about the bottom line people, and if you can make a celebrity out of a babe you own, thanks to brainwashing them into thinking you’ll kill their family, why the fuck wouldn’t you. I mean why spend the million dollars a year on them like they were Miranda Kerr, when you can just get it for free from all those willing….

That or…they just have a cloning facility that is run by Josephine Skriver’s dad…

Either way – Raica Oliveira is 30. She’s too old to model, but pulls out her tits, and as I learned from my grandmother, you’re never too old to pull out your tits, there will always be a fucked up gringo willing to throw money at you…

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2015

16

Jul

Jourdan Dunn Bikini Model of the DAy

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Black but not that black but still black model Jourdan Dunn…who in case you didn’t know is some trashy UK model who is best friends with Cara Delevingne, because like Taylor Swift, Cara Delevingne is the leader of her circle, friends with everyone in her lesbian, not that hot model ways…

I assume this Jourdan chick is a Victoria’s Secret model, this is probably a victoria’s secret shoot, and she’s showing her tits…for a lot of fucking money…because despite what the world wants you to think…we’re not living in a racist divided society, proven in my ability to want to suck her tits…

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2015

16

Jul

Rebecca Dayan Topless Shoot of the Day

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I don’t know who Rebecca Dayan is, but she apparently has a US Work visa and has been working in the movies, none that I’ve seen, but include being “Foreign Minister’s Aide” in a John Travolta movie I’ve never heard of, called From Paris with Love, which is where she is from….meaning her showing her tits, isn’t a big deal, I mean this is just a day at the beach the modeling version, but whether it is just a day at the beach or not, there’s something amazing about tits on a genetic level…as a species we all love tits…no matter how liberal an aspiring celebrity or a culture of Europeans are with their tits…

All this to say Dayan is a Moroccan name…so she may be Arab….or Jewish…if that makes jerking off to her tits seem more exotic…

Which brings up an important point…and that is if you’re jerking off to tits…you’re the fucking worst.

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2015

16

Jul

Olivia Munn for X-Men of the Day

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I don’t know why I hate on Olivia Munn….Ultimately, I don’t give a fuck about Olivia Munn. She’s just an instagram model, or social media star, when social media was some shitty TV Network that has gone bankrupt, where she was on a daily show talking about interent and nerd shit, not because she loved it, but because she knew nerds loved it…

She quit, went on to act in nerd movies like X-Men, which is filming in Montreal but that hasn’t asked me to come on set…but I guess I can cum from the comfort of my home…to anything but Oliva Munn’s costume in the movie…a costume any girl could wear, it requires little to no talent…

The only Olivia Munn story I have was a nerd I knew got invited on set of her show, and thought he had a shot with her, because nerds are often times delusional and think they are better than the rest of the world..so he asked her on a date…he fucking mustered up the confidence in all his awkward glory…and she turned him down….and I find that amazing, and in fact the reason why I don’t want to hate on Olivia Munn…because Olivia Munn may be garbage, but that play was a win…and this movie role is a win…and if you keep on winning my fucking the system…that makes you punk rock…even if you’re garbage…

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Posted in:Olivia Munn|SFW

2015

16

Jul

Arianny Celeste Vegas Hooker in a Bikini of the Day

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Here’s a little Arianny Celeste in a bikini for some campaign to subsidize her income, by a brand that I assume is interested in reaching the trashiest of women, because who else would turn to a UFC chick for guidance in what bikini to wear, especially when that UFC model, who is there to make the UFC seem less homo, is a Vegas hooker, or as close to a Vegas hooker as a girl can be, and Vegas is land locked…but I guess have their silly pool parties…

I guess, what I am trying to say is despite being old, her career being irrelevant, she’s a ring girl for the UFC, which has a huge audience but is still just a stripper who gave the right dude a lap dance when UFC was being conceived and recruiting the Arab investment that created the empire…you know in there since the start…but where can she go from here..rich husband? Worked out well for her partner Brittany..right…

I guess what I am trying to say is she’s got a good body, because fitness is all she needs to keep what she has alive…and fitness leads to good asses…and Vegas hooker or not…I like Vegas hookers…

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2015

16

Jul

Alexis Ren’s Tribute Video From her Creepy Boyfriends

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So Alexis Ren is an 18 year old, cute enough, hot bodied, but she’s 18, so obviously she’s got a hot body, aspiring instagram model who has made it, all thanks to the help of her male model boyfriend, who realized that people want cheesy blue lagoon style romance videos set to shitty songs, as long as their is teen ass in it…

It’s just a series of first person hand holding, as the girl walks into the ocean or waterfall on their worldly travels, where they sky dive and surrf and do other shit we’d be into seeing end in disaster, but instead end up in GoPro ad campaign videos, masturbation that is not cool, but that suburbanites love to watch…

Meaning…they are making bank, their videos are hugely popular, people envy them, they’ve gone viral…but I know her average at best face is just prostituting herself here because it works, advertisers and people love it, but it’s boring…..it will fade…and she’ll probably sabotage it when he gets mad at her for fucking a producer offering her more than the career launching boyfriend provided…ending in murder suicide…yay.

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2015

16

Jul

Playboy Hipster Tits Kayslee Collins Not Naked of the Day

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I know nothing about Kayslee Collins because she barely exists…

She’s an instagram model who isn’t even a good instagram model…but rather one who hangs out with the other instagram models and gets the trickle down affect of that friendship..

Like a bootleg version of the girls who hang with Taylor Swift…you know scaled back and limited to instagram..

Only unlike the other instagram models, she was getting naked in Playboy cybergirl shit, before deciding to go “hipster” model where she could go promote Skinny Fit Teas and other instagram shit….

So here she is in a hipster shoot, cuz she’s a model people…

She’s grey area slutty and provactive…but not the NAKED HIPSTER SHOOTS she’s done to get started in this bullshit, talentless, we get it you have tits, existence…

All these bitches are useless, but they think they matter, they are committed to thinking they matter….so let them exist…

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2015

16

Jul

16 Year Old Sofia Richie in a Campaign of the Day

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Here’s one of Lionel Richie’s daughters. Her name is Sofia Richie, she’s 16, and unlike Nicole Camille Escovedo, she’s actually his kid, and not just some broken adopted brat, with angst from being adopted, as most adopted kids do, especially when their mom’s are groupie whores…who probably didn’t know she was pregnant, and even if she did, still took as much band cock as she could backstage while wasted on whatever drugs were popular in 1980….starfuckers have existed as long as stars have and whenever they get pregnant they nurture that pregnancy as best as they can because it is the retirement plan…

That said, Sofia Richie, is arguably a horrible LA rich kid, with too much money, living too much of a life of luxury, leading to all that is wrong with the world, like a Kendall….or a HADID…and now she’s in Madonna’s clothing brand’s campaign, because she’s as bad as all these other LA idiots perpetuating their existence…while the rest of America takes interest…because the rest of America is sad, pathetic, losers…who don’t have Matte Grey range rovers at 16…

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