I like the attempted crotch shot…but dude’s holding the iphone wrong..idiot….We live in a world where the paparazzi are really just tipped off by these self involved celebrities who want to draw attention to themselves…
Unless the celebrity is leaving the hot spot, the hot club, or is working with the paparazzi as part of their promotional campaign, promoting themselves…the paparazzi doesn’t really get these kinds of up close and personal pictures…
So Eva Longoria, who I guess is playing it “I won’t let these camera people ruin my life, I am going to do what I want, like rub my bikini clad vagina on my boyfriend while tonging him..because this is my vacation”….even though it’s more of a “Hey look at me make out with my boyfriend, I hope it gets the cover of the tabloids, I need the press”…
It’s all lies, but I guess so is Eva Longoria’s first generation Mexican, but thinks she’s white, thanks to parents throwing her into Texan suburbia…detaching her from their cultural roots…in a no taco for you…save your taco for white man producer because they’ll need a white, accessible mexican to type cast…fascinating…stuff…
Oh – what a coincidence…she’s in InStyle Magazine….Exactly my point..she’s a s elf promoting cunt…we’re onto her…this making out is her version of a sex tape that won’t destroy her.
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