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2024

04

Mar

Joan Smalls Titty Flash for Fashion of the Day

Joan Smalls is some model who I think worked for Victoria’s Secret and a Diversity and Inclusion hire. They need to bring out girls of all ethnicities so that they don’t get called racists and end up cancelled, which I guess is a slippery slope that went south pretty fucking fast because all of a sudden a bunch of normie chicks and fat chicks and handicapped chicks started their virtual protest against the brands….trannies, trolls and all the other monsters who never deserved to be models but thanks to the internet and their narcissism think that they do….it’s some communism that doesn’t let companies choose who they want to choose…but instead choose what causes the least controversy…

Anyway, Joan Smalls has tits that are being flashed from a blazer that is a parody of the 80s shoulder pads to the extreme, because fashion is just pranking people into buying into their jokes and it works thanks to hive minds not really understanding the whole sarcastic tone of this shit.

Yes, the Talking Heads had a parody Blazer in the 80s, I never listened to the talking heads, but this is basically recycling that for high end overspenders and so long as tits are being pulled out of the power blazer, I’m into it…even if it’s very clowny as fuck…

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2024

04

Mar

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s Rockin’ Tits for Fashion of the Day

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley has been consistently a titty whore…but she was smart enough to do it for fashion rather than in a gutter porn way, but ultimately, the end result was the same for us perverts, we got to see all the titty….and it worked out better for her because she got to be high end, high paid, high fashion, fucking celebs and not left in the gutter to commit suicide like other porn chicks…

She’s a fancy titty model…a high tea, high society titty model….

She also gave bald dudes hope that hot titty chicks would go for them because they don’t care about the baldness when the dude is rich, famous, ripped and a karate expert who can kill with his bare hands.

I’m not stroking it to her baby daddy Jason Stratham, I don’t even know if I’ve ever seen any of his movies…I just know what the tits he sucks on look like and their great even though she’s old now….old and fancy.

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2024

04

Mar

Salma Hayek’s Big Old Tits at Fashion Week of the Day

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Salma Hayek was at Paris Fashion week because her husband’s family owns the whole fucking thing. They own all the luxury designer brands that retards spend their life savings on because they believe that there’s some value to the designer clothing since celebrities wear the shit, even though celebs don’t pay for the shit, they are gifted the shit, to make rich wives, sugar babies, whores and desperate fucking people CRAVE that designer shit like it’s ALL that matters…not realizing it’s either made in the same factory by the little children used in that factory, or even if it is not it’s not any better quality that the dog shit expensive shit…

So Salma Hayek is part of an evil fucking agenda that makes poor people hate themselves, and makes poor chicks do porn or sex work to be able to buy the shit that pays for her existence….

At least she’s got big tits at Fashion Week…

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2024

04

Mar

Madison Beer in Concert in a Short Skirt of the Day

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Madison Beer is the YT child star that leveraged the clickbait or views from perverts into watching YT child stars and turned those views into a lucrative pop career.

She followed the Justin Bieber internet hustle to fame, but instead of Usher she had Bieber himself sign her to his record label at least that’s what I heard but I’m not going to google it…

I’m more interested in seeing her performing on stage, which is apparently what’s going on here, now that she’s a legitimate pop act, 10 years after first getting signed and never having a hit song, because she doesn’t need a hit song, she got that YT money….

Her skirt is short, her vagina not exposed and that’s disappointing…but probably more disappointing to her fans who have been into her a long fucking time because of her tits…that aren’t being exploited here….and that feels like some kind of scam.

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2024

04

Mar

Ariana Grande’s Titties in a Photoshoot to Distract From her New Scary Face of the Day

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Ariana Grande is a little big star, because she looks like she’s some kind of dwarf…and she’s got huge celebrity.

So famous that motherfuckers stage bombings at her concerts, unless she stages those things s as part of a marketing campaign to make you think that she’s a huge star that people would target as a place for bombings to divert from her bombing….

People find her hot, because people are easily manipulated. Mac Miller clearly thought that because he killed himself because he couldn’t get up inside her one last time…

She actually looks horrible, like some sort of corpse they are trying to make look like less of a corpse now that she’s launching a new album to hop on the Taylor Swift money making tours because she knows she can pull in fans she’s manipulated all these years…

But this photoshoot with her tits out is alright, looking like some Gogo girl…and there could be nipples, who fucking cares it’s Ariana Grande…

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2024

04

Mar

For Blake’s Sake of the Day

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I don’t really know what I mean by “For Blake’s Sake” but I guess it comes down to this…

Blake is an ONLYFANS MODEL which means that you can probably sext with her on that exclusive platform, provided staring at her tits and chest tattoo aren’t enough for you freaks.

I encourage you to keep on fuelling the creator economy by subscribing to all these ONLYFANS chicks because we need them in our lives.

If this world was filled with girls who weren’t self promoting themselves, trying to recruit subscribers to their own little corner of the internet, perverts like me would be forced to jerk off to professionally produced porn, and that’s always so much more sad than an opportunistic girl with a dream that you can help achieve those dreams.

I suggest you stop looking at her tits for free, and throw some money her way, like the good guy you are by CLICKING ON THIS LINK ….

While I remain the bottom feeder broke ass taking whatever free content that gets leaked my way because I can’t afford to play the way all these motherfuckers are playing….

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2024

04

Mar

Sydney Sweeney’s Tits Did SNL Because SNL Unfortunately Exists of the Day

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SNL is hurting real bad, even with Sweeney’s tits trying to save the day like the super heroes they are.

I generally don’t find anything funny, especially when it’s postured as comedy, because it’s usually forced so hard that it loses any of its comedic appeal.

When you see stand-ups with their well crafted jokes they’ve been practicing in front of the mirror for years, or in front of small audiences for years, to get that masterful one-liner, it’s like painful to buy into the joke when I’m too busy cringing in second hand embarrassment….

Then these people amass millions of followers, launch a podcast with millions of readers, end up making millions of dollars, totally validating them as comedic geniuses who tell the same try hard joke on repeat, because I guess the fans are just morons who buy into anything.

Anyway, the point of the fucking story is that SNL is still on, I haven’t seen an episode since the early 90s when I was too sick to go out to a bar and even then I thought it was pretty retarded.

This week, I did see a couple clips from the show, as we do thanks to their digital marketing strategy and Sweeney was the host, which meant she brought her tits out to each segment as she does with each acting job and I guess she’s finally achieved her full Scarlett Johansson form, because Scar/Jo is a weird SNL groupie who even marries the cast of Weekend Update, which without Norm Macdonald, is painful to watch….

I think they dropped a “re-arranging blind woman’s furniture” as one of their jokes, before having some chick dressed as a Sting Ray talk about being cummed inside by one of the other SNL actors…which didn’t quite hit for me….

I don’t know where comedy has gone, but it’s a long way from where I think it’s funny…

However, I’ll look at Sweeney’s tits, we kind of have to….especially when they dress her up as a hooters girl, because obviously, they had no choice….

And a meme:

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2024

04

Mar

Chloë Tatiana is the Instagram Of The Day

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I don’t know who Chloe is, but she has a pretty rockin instagram feed that takes place in all these wonderful places in the world, like Hawaii, Tahiti and Bali….featuring her round ass in a thong and other exciting things you’d want from a instagram model doing that whole Alexis Ren life…

She apparently has an instagram boyfriend named Eimeo Czermak, who I thought was a Russian billionaire who makes semi erotic porn with his semi pornographic girlfriend, but as it turns out he’s a pro surfer who went viral about 5 weeks ago for a 55,000 dollar hospital bill after getting rattled in Hawaii…fearing being exiled and never allowed back into the country if he didn’t pay.

Fascinating, I wonder if she’s nursing him back to health with her tits, you know like a good wet beach nurse would….

Image Credit – Instagram

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2024

04

Mar

Omi is the Instagram Of The Day

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Oh Mi Goodness….

What is going on here…

The internet has delivered some kind of fetish content, not sure what said fetish is, but there’s something in Oh Mi….and it’s probably a calorie surplus…

I don’t know if that’s fat shaming or fat celebrating…I don’t tend to celebrate fat and according to an expert scientist I met, only 10% of men are attracted to plus sized women and only because they are insecure and it means that 90 percent of dudes aren’t trying to fuck them….I’m sure a percentage of that 10% live and die for the big girl…but that’s too much math for me and I’m sticking to the majority that feel big tits aren’t quite enough to off-set the plus size that should be shamed for health and wellness purposes…

Oh mi, what did she eat for lunch….

Image Credit – Instagram

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2024

02

Mar

Mikaela Testa is the Instagram Of The Day

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Hollywood celebrity is dead.

The story of the small town hot chicks running away from their seemingly arranged marriage to their high school sweetheart by hopping on a bus to achieve bigger dreams, only to end up turning tricks in some budget motel to survive when arriving to Hollywood, but occasionally breaking through and getting a Soap Opera job, or an Extra job, or if they are lucky a meeting with a Weinstein-like producer that allows her to level up and get closer to those dreams….is no longer relevant.

Social media runs the world.

The eyeballs are on the influencer, the creator, the model and the self starter who produces and uploads that content, seducing and engaging their audience, captivating us with their hot pics…brands throw money at them, perverts throw money at them, and even Hollywood recruits them when they are relevant enough.

That means showcasing these people most of us have never heard of and digging through the 100s of 1000s of hot chicks and even average at best chicks, producing their hottest pics, through professional shoots, AI, Filters and Fillers all in efforts to get seen, noticed and to live their dream life of vapidness….is the future of the site but more importantly the now of the site….

So here’s Mikaela Testa