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2014

27

Nov

Khloe Kardashian Goes to the Gym of the Day

I am not thankful for the Kardashians…none of the Kardashians…not the model tween Kardashians…or the monster Gorilla Kardashian who walks the fine like of whether she’s a man or a woman…

I am however thankful for Kim’s sex tape…because it made me 10,000 dollars….

I am also thankful that they dumb down the world and make them think that all it takes to make 100,000,000 dollars a year…is a sex tape…

because I like watching sex tapes…

Here’s a Turkey lookin’ body, on a Turkey looking Turkish bitch, thanks the Armenian Genocide, provided that she’s not O.J’s daughter….going to the gym…because she fucking needs to…. CLICK HERE

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2014

27

Nov

I am – Thankful for AshleyInLa of the Day

A video posted by AshleyInLA (@ashleyinla) on

It may not be Vertans Day…but I am thankful for comedian and all around good time…bringing joy to my life…making fun of sluts…by being slutty….babe @AshleyInLA on INSTAGRAM

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2014

27

Nov

ALessandra Ambrosio On the Beach of the Day

I am thankful for bikini models, who despite having great bodies, are old and moms and not really meant to be bikini models but who still make so many women in the world insecure about their bodies, while telling so many young girls that they only matter if they have bikini bodies, otherwise men won’t like them, and they will be forced to a lonely life of hell….

They represent all evil, while making huge corporations money to exploit asian sweatshop workers…all while making girls insecure and giving everyone unrealistic expectations, while diverting us from what is actually important in life…

What’s not the be thankful for…right?!

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

27

Nov

Stephanie Nala Pisses Herself of the Day

I am thankful that we live in a world where people can be famous for nothing, like being on a reality show for singing, even if they are in fact good singers, not all good singers in the history of singing have become pop stars, and not all good singers deserve to be popstars because it takes more than just singing….

I am thankful that everyone wants to be famous for nothing, because we are lazy…

I am thankful that when those people get some level of fame…they go out and pee themselves in front of the paparazzi…

I am thankful that the internet allows me to see this…and other equally ridiculous stunts, or “malfunctions”…partially because I have a pee fetish…but also because this is just so next level….I’m sold..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

27

Nov

I am – Thankful for Sara Malakul of the Day

I am Thankful for future Hollywood Star @saramalakul on INSTAGRAM …because whether her Thai ass was born with a dick or not…and it probably was…we call her Lady Boy who got Away thanks to having a US Passport…she’s a beautiful specimen of talent…and by talent I mean she’s got great tits, and even though I am not a tit guy…I am a tit guy…because I am a guy…if you know what I mean….

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2014

27

Nov

Blue Armpit Hair Fetish Video of the Day

I am not thankful for armpits or armpit hair, even though I know it is a fetish. I am also not thankful for new age feminists, who don’t really understand feminism, because they weren’t alive when gender roles were actually one-sided, even if women theoretically get paid less than men for the same job, I call bullshit, because I’ve been living off my wife’s checks for years…

Meaning, you’re all a bunch of entitled babies, looking to be politically correct and boring, causing dumb controversy, by dying your armpits blue like the misguided fuck that you are…

It’s like “I’m a feminist, women’s rights, I’ll fuck 12 dudes in a row on a porn set, then dye my armpits blue, Girl Power”…not that this girl is a pornstar, she’s just an idiot…

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2014

27

Nov

Eddie Pettersson Topless for WIISSA of the Day

Her name is < ahref="http://instagram.com/eddiemitsou" target="_blank">EDDIE PETTERSSON , she is a Swedish Model from Sweden, who is signed to an Agency in LA< which may make me think she's trying to live the American Dream and that Maybe you should find her, pretend you're a producer and that you can save her and make it all come true, so that she doesn't need to do topless shoots for awesome photographers like WIISSA ….but why would you do that…we need the topless shoots to go on living…

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2014

27

Nov

I am – Thankful for Luci Ford of the Day

@Luci_Ford on INSTAGRAM

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2014

27

Nov

Arvida Byström for Baron Magazine of the Day

I don’t know who Arvida Byström is, but she sounds foreign, and like all foreign girls, I want to fuck her, mainly because when she speaks, I won’t understand what the fuck she’s saying, and I won’t get annoyed or hate her, but instead I can focus on what is important about her, and that is her ass, tits and pussy, all things I am thankful for this thanksgiving…

This is a shoot for some magazine…

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