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2014

25

Dec

Vanessa Hudgens in Christmas of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens posted what is probably the worst, staged Christmas selfie. The kind of Christmas selfie I don’t really understand why she would bother, especially after we’ve seen her self shot nudes, because if anything this is her mocking us, acting like she was some garbage family on my facebook feed from the trailer park, when we have the vagina pics to know the truth…

If anything, she should know that nothing says Christmas like spread asshole pics, not this ugly sweater bullshit trend…get it together…

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2014

25

Dec

Kimberly Garner Christmas Whore of the Day

Kimberly Garner is some UK reality show bottom feeder, hence the Christmas themed half naked pictures she’s posting on the internet.

I don’t even know what show she’s on, because I don’t care, I just know I’ve seen her in the paparazzi and she’s hot as fuck, and I also know that she used to follow me on Twitter and/or instagram, becaue I am relevant to the most desperate bottom feeders, but she doesn’t follow me anymore, which I guess means we broke up, but the nice thing about break ups is that I can still jerk off to her pics…if they were more of a sex tape than a shitty bikini selfie…

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2014

25

Dec

Denise Welch is Too Old for a Bikini of the Day

I don’t know if knowing who Denise Welch really matters, but it is Christmas so I figure I’ll do the really extensive research, because this is journalism motherfuckers…and it turns ou tshe’s from the UK, is on a show called Cornation Street, that is on in Canada, and is the worst, blue collar shit ever…but people seem to watch it, because I guess the world is full of blue collar trash….and most importantly, she’s 56 and has probably given up on caring what people think…even though she probably should care what people think…and factor in being a grey skinned, square bodied monster, who if she was an actor in LA, she would probably still be fit, tanned, and hot…I mean isn’t Pam Anderson 56 by now? I guess people age worst in places with no sun….

Now do what you want with this…because we all know we’d all still fuck it like the farm animal it may be.

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2014

25

Dec

Rosie Jones Christmas of the Day

I would say that Glamour models are overrated girls who happen to have big tits…and with those big tits…manage to get themselves in magazines…all because they have big tits…but who ultimately aren’t relevant girls…but at least they try…by showing their tits…

So here’s Rosie Jones tits doing Chrismas…because…tits…

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2014

25

Dec

Rihanna’s Christmas Bikini Tits of the Day

It’s Christmas…and Rihanna is in Barbados, sitting in her 20 million dollar house, amongst a bunch of white British rich people, who are now humored by her, but 10 years ago, when she was pre-famous, they were probably scared of her when she was a chamber maid at their hotels and vacation homes, and/or teen hooker at the Karaoke bars along the side of the roads…before selling her soul to god knows who…to take her whoring to the mainstream….turning shanties into mansions….Christmas Miracles happen, and these red bikini may not be one, but it’s still worth looking at..

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2014

25

Dec

Porn Stars Read How the Grinch Stole Christmas and Other Videos of the Day Videos, stepNEWS

Slutty Stripper Girls do a Slutty Santa Baby Performance

Naked Reading of A Christmas Carol

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2014

25

Dec

Coco Does Christmas of the Day

It wouldn’t be Christmas, if professional wife of rapper Ice T, who has rumored to have cheated on him, because you can take a hooker off the streets, out of the backpages, off of the stripper stage and lap dance booth, but you can’t take the hooker out of the morally void, clown ass and titty because it got her tips, girl….didn’t post a slutty santa pic…

So I guess that means it is Christmas….

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2014

24

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

Get into the Christmas spirit, while I try to get into this Christmas hooker, which would be a Christmas Miracle because I am pretty impotent, but the real Christmas miracle would be me not getting AIDS from whatever the fuck this pile of used up woman is…

I keep things festive on Christmas Eve…

All this say, Merry fucking Christmas you Non-Jews and Jews alike…It’s a wonderful time of the year…for friends, family, new friends, their families…food, drink, free handouts…take it in because it’s over tomorrow night…

Merry Christmas to All and to All a Good Night….

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Rihanna has a Hilarious Xmas Tree
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Eminem’s Cameo in the Interview
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Charli XCX Ass Flash
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Christmas Trash
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Girls Modeling in SHit
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Slut of the Day
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Elsa Hosk in a Bikini
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Thigh Gaps Everywhere
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The Best Christmas Porn Searches
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Weirdest Christmas Traditions from Around the World
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Hollywood Sluts
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15 Awesome Jesus Portraits
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Mariah Carey in a Christmas Tight Dress
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Dita Von Teese Shopping
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Alessandra Ambrosio in some Erotica
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Hilary Duff Cleavage
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Leigh-Anne Pinnock in a Bikini
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Pantyflash of the Day
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Christmas GIFs
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Claudia Romani Christmas Whore
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Keira Knightley Lookin’ Classy
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They Are Opening a Pacman Restaurant
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The Dog of the Day
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Hilary Duff – Glasses
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Jennifer Aniston for Allure
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Round-up of scary looking celebs pics
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Bai Ling Does Toplessness
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Drunk Santa
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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Naked Christmas Sluts
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Christmas Striptease
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Christmas Boob Flash
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Naked Girls…Being SLutty…
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Slutty Bridesmaids
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Seriously Amazing Erotica
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Girl and Her Sex Toy
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Self Throat FUCK
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Round Ass Webcam Show
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AMazing Vagina Slapper
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Sex Tapes!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2014

24

Dec

Adriana Lima Does Christmas Advent of the Day

Adriana Lima, despite being 40, is closing out the LOVE MAGAZINE CHRISTMAS ADVENT CALENDAR , that had nothing to do with Christmas at all, but that still involved peep show type videos of relevant girls they had access to, and the whole thing may not have been magical, and this may be her shitty on her Catholicism by shitting on Christmas, but I figure being a lingerie model did that long ago…no matter how long she stayed a virgin….before having a bunch of kids….

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2014

24

Dec

Julia Louis-Dreyfus Billionaire Heiress Too Old for a Bikini of the Day

Julia Louis-Dreyfus is the heiress to a billion dollar real estate empire…which is probably why she was able to get into acting, you know because she didn’t have to pay much rent while whoring out to all the right people in 1980s coke parties…which happens to be the last time she probably should have had a bikini on…because whatever is going on here, no matter how rich, or how much she goes to the gym, or how much she doesn’t care and thinks she’s still got it in an embrace who are and what you look like moment of inspiration..she should probably not be in a bikini…maybe like pant suit, or snow suit is better suited….but at the same time, I love looking at half naked girls always…so this works for me, even though it’s not working for her.

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2014

24

Dec

Selena Gomez Illegal Christmas Pic of the Day

If a gym teacher, school bus driver, little league coach, camp councillor, child therapist, or really any man was to post this same picture…they would get arrested…especailly if it was a Mall Santa….

When Selena Gomez does it, it’s ok, even though she has a history of sex offence, back when she was boning a 16 year old Beiber when she was over 18….

Maybe, it’s best to keep babies off the internet as a general rule….

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2014

24

Dec

Miley Cyrus Christmas Legs of the DAy

Nothing says Christmas like Miley Cyrus showing off her drug addict feet that she’s probably spent an hour staring at before posting to her instagram because she’s getting trippy man…

I am only posting it because I like legs….and because ‘m sure she’s not wearing panties..she’s an exhibitionist like that….at least not when I am looking at the pic…and even if she is…it doesn’t matter…because I can make any truth I want..it’s the internet…but it’s too bad it’s not a sex tape…

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2014

24

Dec

Helen Flanagan Pregnant Bikini of the Day

Helen Flanagan is some UK nobody, who I guess dropped out of some low level Soap Opera secondary character to be a glamour model, which in turn got her what I assume was either a Soccer playing husband, who is now a baby daddy, or some other billionaire…because the key to being a hot girl who gold digs properly, is to have photoshoots published in magazines, so that you seem more legit than all the other hot girls who are just gold diggers, you see because these rich guys don’t fucking know the difference, they don’t know how broke you are, or if you get paid, they just care about the image that comes with dating you, and when you’re Helen Flanagan, you’re not much different than a cocktail waitress, but you’ve positioned yourself to be totally different…making her a smart girl…with her future in mind…which is probbaly why she’s knocked up….and wearing a bikini…still looking good enough to masturbate to, if you like girls with other men’s babies in them….at the stage where they just look like they have a distended stomach like they are ethiopian…porn to me..

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2014

24

Dec

Lindsay Lohan Channels the Virgin Mary of the Day

I think it is safe to say that this picture of Lindsay Lohan that she posted today, on Christmas Eve is her dressed like the VIRGIN MARY….

You know today is rumored to be the day that the Virgin Mary went into Labor with your Christ and Lord Jesus Christ, who went onto be a legend, and inspire Coca Cola to invent Santa Claus to commercialize his existence with the masses because it was good for the economy….and had good, wholesome, American values of buying shit you can’t afford…

I think it is safe to say that Lohan is as much a Virgin and the Virgin Mary…I mean at least that’s what her herpes are telling me…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2014

24

Dec

Maria Menounos’ Greek Vag Shot of the Day

Maria Menounos is old. She’s overrated on the men’s blogs. She’s not all that hot and her career is pretty useless and shitty. She hosted some trailer park caliber nightly entertainment show for a decade and quit when she was too old to really leverage that into anything….but for some reason, a reason I call being misinformed, maybe uneducated….people like her…and I’m really only posting this picture of her ass because in Greece, this is a vag shot…

In america, THIS IS A VAG SHOT

Merry Christmas assholes….

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