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2014

01

Jul

Gisele Bundchen Dominatrix for Balenciaga of the Day

Gisele Bundchen is the new face…or the new “man face”…because if you’re an asshole like me, who sees male features in a woman rumored to have been born with a penis and fired from Victoria’s Secret for having a penis, which ties in nicely to her gay jock loving anal because it reminds him of locker-room initiation….

Now I’m not saying Gisele is a dude, or Tom Brady is a homo…I am just saying it like that to an outsider and it is not even a big deal, everyone’s fucking gay now, and I Gisele’s body is banging, the kind of tranny even the straightest dude would fuck, so who cares…

Here are her high fashion Balenciaga ads, because there is life after Victoria’s Secret, and she reminds me of a mid century german dominatrix, not really my thing, but kind of erotic without seeing her half naked, naked or stroking her dick.

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen

2014

01

Jul

Miley Cyrus’ Stripper Mom in a Bikini of the Day

You have to look at Miley and then look at Miley’s dad…and do the math…..

So Miley was born November 1992.

Achey Breaky, which is what put Billy Ray on the map as released January 1992.

So motherfucker was two months in, maybe even one month into the whole being famous as fuck touring game when he knocked her stripper mom up.

So you can assume a white trash country singing sell out, and the type of woman he attracts, when thrown a lot of money, will raise their kids horrible.

There is no doubt in my mind that groupie Trish Cyrus, was just like all other groupies, only smart enough to not use a condom, because it sure was better to have a rich hick with money, than work giving lap dances…

I can just tell by her tattoo that Miley posted on her instagram….of Trashy Stripper Mommy in a bikini…

I guess this makes me an investigative journalist…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

01

Jul

This Just In – Izabel Goulart is Working Out of the Day

Here’s another one of those intsagram fitness videos of Izabel Goulart everyone loves to watch because it’s like the opening scene of a porno movie, sometimes half naked, sometimes in slow motion, and always good for the health…

The reality is that the girl has limited options as to what she can post being pretty much retired…and working out is all she really does, so it makes sense, and people like it…

But all I keep thinking is..Jesus she’s got herself some big feet.

Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2014

01

Jul

Topless Girl Videobombs TV and Other VIdeos of the Day

Drunk Guy Gets His Face Run Over When Taking a Nap like an Idiot

Really Stupid Waterslide

People Don’t Like Having Their Pics Taken by a Guy Taking Selfie

The Man who Farted At the World cup

Naked Swede Buying Milk

Posted in:Videos

2014

01

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I was walking behind this little tight bodied Avril Lavigne looking thing, in a tight as fuck tank top, rocking’ an amazing hip to waist ratio, but more importantly a pair of those ass cheek exposing shorts that all the girls are wearing, because the’ve gone officially mainstream….so fat as fuck me, decides to get my cardio in, to get a closer look, like I love the ass but need to see the tits, kind of thing, in a there’s no way this girl doesn’t do porn kind of way…

Despite my heart and my physical ability, I get in close enough, sweating…feeling like I’ve either escaped death, or I am about to die…

And it turns out she was 14.

Hormones in the food get me every fucking time.

Harry Potter Walking the Dogs While Smoking is the Best Pic ever
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I love this Dolly Performance from the Weekend
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Bieber DICK PIC vs Selena Gomez Cameltoe
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The Craziest Mike Tyson Stories Ever
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Girls Tugging At their Clothes
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK!
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Tilda Swinton Scares the Fuck Out of Me of the Day
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Start the Day with Some Ridiculous Beach Stretching from some fame whore
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Jill Martin Hard Nipples in a Bikini!
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Hot Chicks Surfing!
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World’s Tallest Waterslide!
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So Many Girls Getting Their Fuck On…
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The Pic from Bieber’s Rager is Funny…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

30

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

My new fetish is “Before” Tit pics. Meaning if a girl has had titty surgery, either making them tits bigger or smaller, I don’t care about how the mangled, scientific enhanced ones look, I want to see the shitty before tits that they hated and that inspired them to spend 5-10,000 dollars jacking up, or 3-6 month recovery time recovering from…

So if you have any before tit pics, send them in…I’ve pretty much masturbated to every plastic surgery website…

Here are some stepLINKS….

I want to have Sex with Dolly Parton at Glastonbury
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The 15 Foot Tall Woman Gif Makes me Laugh
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Ariana Grande Panties Peek
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Anna Wintour’s Son’s Wedding Was Pretty Shit
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A Day in Thigh Gaps
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Robert Downey Jr’s Son Arrested for WHITE~
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The Craziest Mike Tyson Stories Ever
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Missy is the Slut of the Day
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Michelle Rodriguez Does Backflips in a Bikini
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Kate Moss and Naomi Campbell Bikini in Ibiza
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Joanna Krupa Gets a Job Back in Poland…Where She Escaped at 2…But Milked to Get Work
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Fame Whore Bikini Pics of the DAy
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Jessica Alba Getting Out of Car Cleavage!
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This Trick is Not Aaliyah!
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Kim Kardashian’s Ass is Ridiculous
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Adriana Lima at an Event
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Brody Jenner’s GF in a Bikini Top
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Dog Got 100 Balls for his Birthday
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Nicki Minaj Targets Iggy Azalea for Not Being the Realist
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Rose McGowan in a See Through Top
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Kathy Griffin Posing Nude
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A World Cup Ass
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Nicola Peltz in a Tight Dress
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Sluts for the World Cup
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Jennifer Nicole Lee is Naked
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Pedestrian ALmost Gets Hit By a Crane
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The Man Who Gets in Pants Without Arms
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Pussy Whipped – Possibly Gay – But Persian Man of the Day
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Get me some Dr Dry Headphones!
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Hollywood’s Ass And Titties
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Tatyana Ali’s Big Tits and Other Tits at the BET Awards TITS
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Chris Rock Wins the BET Awards
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Ellie Goulding Gold Bra Performing
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Octopussy of the Day
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Lady Gaga Comes Out as Being Straight..
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Kim Kardashian’s Big Tits at her Sister’s Birthday
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John Oliver VS Uganda
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Shia LaBeouf Fight Outside the Stripclub
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Paris Hilton And Her Cunt
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Man Figures Out Jetski Life Hack
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Paris Hilton Does the BET Awards
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Big Tony is a Pervert
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Trucker Pulls Over a Cop for Speeding
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Jennifer Lopez Ass in Concert
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The Worst Moments at the BET Awards By Twitter
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An Ass Made For Black Cock
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Britney Spears Hard Nipples
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Nicola Peltz is Good
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14 Amazing TV Show Screenshots!
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Luke Grimes is Not Gay for Pay
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Kelly Osbourne’s Stupid Tattoo of the Day
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Girls Who Aren’t in a Bra
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Jill Martin’s Hard Nipples
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So Many Huge Tits
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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A Cam Girl Not Afraid to Show People her Vagina – She’s AMazing
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Some Slut Named Karmen the Sexy Nude Sailor
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This is where all the Cougars Who Want to Fuck Play…
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Her Name is Gemini – She’s Busty
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Poopy Dildo – May Make You Throw Up
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The Dude Stuck in the Vagina Sculpture is Amazing
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Get Boners…
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The Best Fast Food Shorts Ever
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Skinny Naked Babe
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So Many Girls Getting Their Fuck On…
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Ladies No Batteries in your Vibes on the Plane Allowed
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Redhead Fingers
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Homeless Gladiators!
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Greek Tits of the Day
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Dugged Out and Confused!
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Swollen Pussies Don’t Look Very Good
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The Naked Chick Getting Into a Random Car from Earlier..
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Porn GIF of the Day
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The Bethany Babe Naked and AMazing is Amazing
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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Cool Shirts Bro!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

30

Jun

Kate Moss and Naomi Campbell are Some Old Timers in Bikinis of the Day

I will always be a Kate Moss fan, even if she’s over 40 and Doughy because she didn’t stick to her “Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”…life philosophy to heart…I guess when you cool down the cocaine and limit it to once a week under doctor’s orders, and you’re not getting paid to be naked everyday, you start dabbling in food…and I don’t think there’s anything wrong with that, other than how old it makes me feel, because I remember the era when she was an it girl, when she was everywhere, and when she was hot as fuck doing it…I even remember an era when she’d never be caught in a bikini top…if she was on vacation, she was topless, her nipples everywhere – I even did a retrospective on WAS HOT AS FUCK IN PLAYBOY now it’s come to this…a bikini wearing Kate Moss…I hoped I’d never see the day…but it happened..and it’s not that bad….but I am committed to that dirty dirty rockstar fucking hipster bush pussy…and forever will…

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Posted in:Kate Moss

2014

30

Jun

Selena Gomez is Growing Out Her Tits of the Day

There are some Rumors that Selena Gomez wants to get new tits to keep Justin Happy, because her current tits aren’t doing it for him, and I guess that’s why she’s wearing this push up bra and showing tit, because when you get a story in the media, you massage that shit to keep it going so that people like me act like we care whether she has implants or not, because really all we care about is her tits…and I don’t even really care about those that much…

I guess the good news in all this is that little girls everywhere who follow Selena Gomez’s every move, or even Bieber’s every move, will now think their tits are inadequate, and for the rest of their lives, or until they save up 5,000 dollars, they will never be satisfied with themselves..

Good job Selena, teaching the kids what matter…and I guess my only question in all this is…why hasn’t she gone full topless yet…I think the public is ready and won’t even care….she better do it quick before she dies of her LUPUS…

Live a little more on the edge…

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2014

30

Jun

Cameron Diaz Has No Nipples in Esquire of the Day

Cameron Diaz is in the August issue of Esquire, I’m not sure if these pictures of her are new, or recycled for some obscure market that licenses the Esquire name and pictures…I just know they happened…and I am not about to go through the History of Cameron Diaz to find out…because unlike Cameron Diaz, I firmly realize she’s around 40 and too old for this half naked modelling shit, too bad she had her uterus removed ,probably when she got her nipples removed, to not have kids get in the way of her egotistical life, because it seems like despite being rich as fuck from shitty acting work, she’s got nothin’ left….

Either way, she’s the worst.

Posted in:Cameron Diaz