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2016

20

Jun

Shay Mitchell Intentional Panty Flash and Others in Toronto of the Day

There was an event in Toronto, or as Drake has branded it “THE SIX”, which as far as Canada is concerned is an amazing city that I would live in if I wasn’t so lazy. The girls are hot, the city is bustling, the dive bars populated by sluts and they have a yearly father’s day event called the MUCH MUSIC VIDEO AWARDS, now branded the I HEART RADIO AWARDS….

I know you don’t care about me – you can’t stand me but years ago, I was able to get press passes to this event two years in a row, I am thinking it was 2005 or 2006. I don’t remember the first time that I went at all, but I remember being there….then in 2009 I wasn’t able to get in because I called the Vice President of Communications a racist cunt…. so I called a few favors from a girl I was fucking with big titties and somehow got into the VIP area – which was catered and had an open bar….

I ended up holding Fergie’s hand while her security pulled her from me….it was romance…then at the after party, I fondled Lady Gaga’s ass in fishnets and I saw Perez Hilton have get beat up by Will.I.Am Black Eyed Peas…and the next day woke up to do an Interview with Ryan Secrest about Perez being beat up, who hung up on me when I said my blog was called DrunkenStepfather.com…and depressingly enough, that was my peak….

I didn’t care it was on this year, but I guess these whores had to make an appearance…and here they are….

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Ashley Benson was also there…

Shay Mitchell and Ashley Benson arrive at the Much Music Video Awards in Toronto

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Lucy Hale in a Tight Dress..

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Hailee Steinfeld was also there

Hailee Steinfeld arrives at the Much Music Video Awards in Toronto

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Posted in:SFW|Shay Mitchell

2016

20

Jun

Alanna Masterson is the Scientologist in a Bikini of the Day

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Her name is Alanna Masterson, she’s friends with a bunch of celebrities, all of whom are Scientologists, not that there is anything wrong with that, I wouldn’t know if there was anything wrong with that, I have zero interest in learning about it or watching the documentaries on it, I feel like religion is a crazy concept and anyone who is into them – is equally nuts – or in need of some sort of moral guide – otherwise they’d fall off into drugs or sex addiction or showing their big fucking tits on the internet…which would make sense since narcissism is obsessed with joining Scientology, it must pander to their egos….

I don’t know if she acts normal, or in movies, or if this is an act, but her half brothers are Danny Masterson and the older brother in Malcolm in the middle…and now I know she’s got tits…because I’m staring at them…

I think she’s had a kid, or is pregnant, which could be why the crop of this pic is titty up, I am such a great investigative journalist…

The only reason I know she exists is because there was a time when she followed me on instagram – true story….but then I fell off…I think Lohan followed me too..then she fell off…

I guess what I’m trying to say is tits all around us….tits everywhere…tits..

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2016

20

Jun

Britney Spears in Concert of the Day

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Everyone is freaking out that the Pennsylvania story involving what I assume was Amish weirdos following their Amish traditions because like all Amish they have protested modern conveniences for their religious beliefs, despite it being creepy as fuck….but that may not be Amish because I didn’t read the news, I don’t like the news, and I don’t have time for the news, but I’ll pull out some keypoints from the news…like that the dude who held the girl captive and got her pregnant was given the girl by her parents – to repay a debt before giving him the rest of their daughters – allowing for a pretty insane and terrifying sex party…that dude should go to fucking jail for…

But the real terifying thing in the whole thing isn’t so much the weird sexual predator – those kinds of weirdos are all over the place – so many weird dudes would lock girls in their basement and use as a sex doll if they were allowed…

THE REAL issue is the parents who are supposed to protect their kids pawn them off to evil for personal gain, money, repaying debt etc….which has a lot of similarities to Britney Spears, the puppet, still owned by her parents and put to stage to perform like a performer, but too medicated to escape….which is just as fucking bad, only legal.

Here she is looking hot in concert – because she’s Britney Spears…

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Here she is in a bikini…

HERE IS HER FAMILY SURFING WITH SECURITY – LIVIING THE LIFE…

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2016

20

Jun

Sarah Hyland Tit VS Ariel Winter TIT of the DAy

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I think I want to start using internet MEME speak to be relatable to the youth, maybe that’s what is missing from this site, you know generally accepted sarcasm, and not the kind of sarcasm / parody I write that is so close to being ignorance, that people just assume I am not being sarcastic, since you can’t read tone and the population that end up on this site are fucking morons…so let me give it a shot..

Here’s Sarah Hyland showing some cleavage like she was her Co-Star, THIN AND BUSTY DESPITE A BREAST REDUCTION – ARIEL WINTER – said no one ever….

If you’d like to cross reference tit to tit to see all that Sofia Vergara has taught in the downtime on set – here’s a little / big Ariel Winter at her prom showing underboob, which excited EVERY MENS BLOG EVER….

I’m not good at this meme / vine / speak but I like helping Sarah Hyland, who is normally the creepy young looking one, feel inferior to the busty chubby younger one who looks 35….because the big one has been in the media a lot lately, and you know that destroys Sarah Hyland, all these girls are so vapid and lost, caught up in themeselves and don’t realize they’ve already fucking won – it’s all part of being spoiled and why I suggest dating homeless women, who may be crazy and unstable but are appreciative of a bowl of hot soup, can of tuna or something equally cheap…

So pin them up against each other, make them both compete for attention and forget that they have both won at life….

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Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW

2016

20

Jun

Anja Rubik Topless Music Video of the Day

This video came out about a month ago. I don’t listen to music, it distracts me from the voices in my head, so I don’t really keep on top of music videos, or what youtube calls – visuals to entertain people as they use youtube to listen to music for free, but that MTV call useless, because they aren’t as compelling as shitty reality TV, from Real World, to Jersey Shore, what the fuck’s the point of playing music on a music based network let youtube have that corner on the marketplace…makes perfect sense when you’re slow to the fucking gate…

Now in this video by someone named Mary Komasa, there is a titty model named Anja Rubik, who has been in many campaigns and who is pretty much a top model, despite being a titty model….who is showing her titties in one of the most dramatic videos I’ve seen in a while, not just because it is lack and white, but because there are grenades at a fashion show and two women in a topless embrace…because it’s art….

As someone who jerked off to music videos before the world had porn, before the world was destroyed by porn, before kids were raised by porn to think that sex is a male centric- bro pleasure activity – that involves abuse, facial abuse, etc….leading to all these jacked up horny rapists at the college level who think that”s what romance is…I guess this is more the kind of video you’d want to jerk off to thank S Club 7, the Spice girls and Cher in lingerie on a boat…we took what we were given….oh the 90s….

Either way, hot tits.

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2016

20

Jun

Naked Meltdown of the Day and Other Videos of the Day

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Mistress Stripped By Wife

Another Mistress Caught By Wife

Motor Cyclist Punches a Guy in the Dumbest Dude in the Face

Man Shits in ATM

Chicago Gas Station Brawl

Lucky Rider

Albany Robbery

Man teaches Proper Way to Put Out Candles on Cake

Goats Torment Chicken

Soccer Fans are the Fuckin Worst

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

20

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It am in a Father’s Day hangover, thanks to going out until 6 in the morning hunting the Daddy Issues…because that’s what I do, it’s the only reason I get laid, it’s the only reason I have fun in life and on the internet….it’s the only reason for being…

So even the strongest girl with no dads gets affected by father’s day – even if they pretend to not get affected – and that makes getting them drunk and NOT raping them, because you’re a good guy, and you protect women…all while staring at her tits…

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Guys Fight Over Dancing Girl
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Beyonce Does a Booty Pop
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Dog of the Day
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RIP The Fat Guy from Varsity Blue
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Bieber Falls On Stage
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Legless African Runner Without Prosthetics Dancing
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Dead Star Trek Cast Member of the Day
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Blake Lively Hot Enough for a Pregnant Mom on a Promo Tour
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Collision of the Day
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Older Brother Catches Younger Brother’s Girlfriend Wanting To Cheat on Him – FAKE VIDEO
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2016

17

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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The problem with checking out moms at the public pool when you look the way I look is that they think you’re checking out their kids like some kind of pervert….because you are a fucking pervert, just not that kind of pervert and more the kind waiting to see your big mom tit fall out unprovoked or maybe just a solid Mom Pussy eating a bathing suit…with a worst case scenario just a good ass in a bikini shot without the good ass because you’re old…just take in the male attention Slut. That’s why you’re in a bikini at a fucking public pool like this was Vegas. My god people – it’s summer in Canada and these people don’t have a fucking clue of how it works….and

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Bieber’s On Stage Fail
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PTSD Help For Veterans By Smoking Weed
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Rat Cow Cleavage
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All Eyez on Me – The Tupac Movie Trailer….
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Hilary Duff – Ass
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Taylor Swift Slutting
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The Swan PAstry Makes Taylor Swift Cream
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No Name Actress Titty Flashing
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Shannon Doherty – Not Dead of Cancer Yet
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Julianne Hough – Cameltoe
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Steph Curry’s Wife Says – NBA Finals are Rigged
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Bald Rose McGowan
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Casey Batchelor in a Bikini
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Kate Moss in a Bathing Suit
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Victoria Sivlstedt – Whore
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Heidi Klum Overalls
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Kim Garner – Slut
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Airplane Black Boxes Explained
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Timelapse of a V8 Engine Being Built
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Telemarketer called Elevator!
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Interesting Concert Goer is Disgusting…
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Julianne Hough in a Tight Dress
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I hate this James Late Night Fat GUy Dude and his Red Hot Chili Pepper Skit
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A Couple of Sluts Naked
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Charlie Sheen’s AIDS Pussy Before it was AIDS Pussy
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2016

17

Jun

Bella Thorne Wants you to Watch Her Eat With her Booty Popping of the Day

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Her status on this pic:

“Enough warnings !!!!! In you go ”

I don’t know, I am obviously jaded and irritated by how simple it is for girls to get famous on the internet to be famous in life- you know, by being sluts….

I come from a place where girls would be sluts, hoping to get famous, never getting famous, making them bigger sluts to get famous, only to not get famous, eventually throwing in the towel, finding a rich guy, having kids and getting fat…

I don’t like this instant gratification, but more imporantly, I don’t like the cheesy staged pics, that aren’t casual, that aren’t good, that aren’t interesting, but that are staged to be hot, from an angle they probably took 15 pics to get, like this one of her eating..

Sure you eat like that, ass popped out, straddling, legs spread like a whore giving birth, shot from the side, low angle looking up to capture the open mouth moment for her fans…like they were in the room when she’s posing…

Garbage, but her big ass makes it ok….it’s just ridiculous…absurd…but I love sluts…I even wear a T-Shirt…

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Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2016

17

Jun

Hot Hipster Slut with Nipple Ring for High Concept Cheesy Photoshoot of the Day

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Her name is Pauline Ivashevskaya and I call her a slut becuase she gets naked on the internet – beause it’s empowering and art and not because she’s broken, or trying to get famous because she thinks she’s hot or thinks she’s got what it takes to get it out there because the interenet is a lie and it’s easy to trick the starving for content media for content and it’s easier to get it out there with naked pics because we like naked – instead of trying to something clever that actually inspires or makes a difference – just show your tits…

I hate to say tits are boring, but there’s so many fucking tits on the internet ….and these are so fucking cheesy, look at her posing, that serious face, fuck off you clown…and stick things in your asshole like you’re supposed to…

Pictures BY EMANUELE FERRARI who probably hates that I stole her pictures for you…

Posted in:Pauline Ivashevskaya

2016

17

Jun

Emma Stern has is the Future of All Things of the Day

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Howard Stern’s daughter Emma, has an amazing upper lip…

She also goes by the name Emma Stern Nielsen….you know trying to avoid being accused of nepotism and I follow her on instagram….because we may live in a world where so many of these girls, I’m talking anyone who is a 7 or up, is doing photoshoots on the internet and thinking they are hot, talented or matter…

BUT SOMETIMES!

An actual amazing looking model breaks out of the noise, and reminds you that some models deserve to be models, are models, and were born to be models – because they have hot fucking features, mainly lips, I mean this mouth is just absurd and she knows it…

So Emma Stern Nielsen is the kind of girl I want to see succeed, and who will probably succeed, because she’s just fucking awesome, get her in mainstream campaigns – make her a Victoria’s Secret Angel…let’s go…

I’d say that she’s the kind of girl Iould watch masturbate, but I will watch any girl masturbate, no matter how weird, disgusting, limbs they have… I’ll be front row, with or without popcorn, because watching girls masturbate is one of my most favorite things…

But I do think she’s amazing…the kind of girl you’d want to follow around the world with or without her knowing – or you could just find her home address to mail her cum soaked kleenex, girls say they don’t like that kind of interest in them, but they love it…

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2016

17

Jun

British Presenter – Zoe Hardman – Shows Why Europe is Better of the DAy

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I guess she’s pregnant and topless…

Her name is Zoe Hardman, she’s a British presenter, whatever the fuck that means, she’s topless in Ibiza where women get topless, it’s what they fucking do, this is what they consider a bathing suit in the Las Vegas / Miami beach of Europe…filled with trashy, busty, party people wasted in the beautiful setting, tits everywhere…even pregnant tits..and since I am not from the UK, I’ll say her boyfriend or husband or the reason she’s pregnant’s cameltoe with his shorts in the wind…

I am just using this as a free the nipple beacon of hope that one day people will follow my bikini top ban….in local parks for my masturbation.

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Posted in:SFW|Zoe Hardman

2016

17

Jun

Hilary Duff’s Jet Blue in Bed Erotica / Prostitution of the Day

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I wonder how much Jet Blue paid Hilary Duff for this brilliant at that I know makes you want to fly Jet Blue, maybe even that New York / LA flight we can assume Hilary Duff got for free, or maybe she got 100,000 dollars for the post…or maybe more – because that’s how famous people work – they are puppets with an audience they promote their bullshit they get paid stupid money to do..when we know her fans are only into her to jerk off to the memories of her at 16…

In this case, it was zero effort, inflated lips, bright selfie…that has nothing to do with airplanes but has everything to do with making you want to cum on her big lips and wonder – why she wasn’t sucking on a banana – a little breakfast to make it fucking count…but her fans are only into her to jerk off to the memories of her at 16…

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Maybe you’re not into her cash grab but more into her grabbing her friend’s tits…

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Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

2016

17

Jun

UK Whore Fame Whoring for the Paparazzi as UK Whores Do of the Day

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Her name is – Megan Rees – it’s safe to say no one gives a fuck about her, but she managed to get into reality TV in the UK which is apparently pretty easy to pull off, maybe it’s a small island, maybe they have limited decent looking trash with all their teeth and breast implants, maybe they built a “culture” or “babe culture” on glamour models, making these stripper looking hookers the norm of baseline of what they think as a people as HOT…you know since accents like that scream everyone’s a faggot poofter fuck – and any closet case who is more into fucking his mate at the tennis club – or doing hooligan fights at the EURO in france…while finger banging each other’s assholes..would choose the most basic criteria of babe “big tits, shaved pussy, bald pussy, short skirt”..and these babes do the simpliest of simple get in the news hustle…no panties, clubs where the paparazzi is, get in the tabloids, matter…get a rich soccer playing husband…

So silly…everyone knows bush is back, get on it trash and show me some fucking bush..not stubble..

BUSH NOT STUBBLE

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2016

17

Jun

Naked Babe Dancing on the Table… and Other Videos of the Day

Meatloaf Collapse was due to Dehydration –

Granny VS Cops

Pop Top Tent Pops on Freeway

Steamroller Takes Out a Dude

Truck VS Bridge

Dude SELFIES his own Death

Ping Pong Fail

Fight – ends Bad

Guy on Motorcycle – Tries to Split Cars

Paint Falls 100 Feet

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