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2015

28

Dec

Kimberley Garner Bikini Body of the Day

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Kimberley Garner is a UK reality show star with a fantastic body.

She once followed me on twitter for a day, and I realized just how desperate she was to make it in America…seeing as anyone who turns to me for press, or promotion is usually at the end of their road, I’m the pre suicide, maybe the one person who reads the site will send the story to another person who people actually pay attention to…because I figure if I’m not famous from the site, or known from the site, and if the site isn’t famous for being the site or known as the site…why the fuck would someone featured on the site go viral because of the site, unless we’re talking aids..

Well I guess Kim Garner figured that one out also, because she no longer follows me on twitter…leaving me scared and a lone, but fine, because I know hundreds of other hookers who are too dumb to realize I can’t help them…

Point being, she is in a bikini Santa hat for attention self shot shoot that is badly shot, but still features her hot body and that’s good enough for me…

TO SEE HER OUT IN A SCHOOL GIRL SKIRT IN LONDON CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kimberley Garner|SFW

2015

28

Dec

Casey Batchelor’s Fat Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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Casey Batchelor is a chubby, big titty UK Glamour model who went onto really important things like UK Celebrity Big Brother because they needed the tits to get the ratings….tits get hits…

Which I guess makes her the Charlotte McKinney of the UK, only the UK has dozens of these girls, they need them to marry soccer players, while the US only has one Charlotte McKinney…a set of barely famous, barely talked about tits, who snuck onto TV via the right scam…because before McKinney, who may not be the first non-famous, unaccomplished person to end up on a tv show being called a star, but the most recent….and the one who really hadn’t done anything…

That’s not to say Casey Batchelor is as useless, but I assume she is…and here she is on Vacation…

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Posted in:Casey Batchelor|SFW

2015

28

Dec

Stella Maxwell and Barbara Palvin Swimming Naked of the Day

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Stella Maxwell and Barbara Palvin are best friends ever..you know two young models who aren’t the kids of rich fame whore reality stars or hollywood actors…trying to make it in America…

You know two Europeans, riding off their US work visa, attending all the great events, because they both work for Victoria’s Secret, in fact Barbara Palvin is the reason Stella Maxwell even got on the Victoria’s Secret radar, and their hipster socializing, is the reason why Stella Maxwell was able to friend Miley, and pretend to date Miley, and french kiss Miley as Miley fingered her, for the paparazzi, in something that would have broken the internet a decade ago, but that we’re all too desensitized to give a fuck about now, but still makes her more hireable..

Doesn’t matter, they are tit-on-tit-ing…and that’s erotica, if you like toplessness and nipple kisses…

Subtle lesbianism, like two college girls making out for male attention…even if they aren’t into fucking girls, when they probably are, because it’s 2015…who the fuck isn’t…I’d just prefer the scissoring / strap on sex, to girls being girls nonsense…

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2015

28

Dec

Poppy Harlow Passes Out on CNN of the Day

This is pretty entertaining, Poppy Harlow faded hard on live CNN broadcast, because I guess she “got a little hot”….but maybe it was the wrath of hell for perpetuating the lies of the government in what is less news and more new entertainment….or maybe she’s a drug addict, as most of these people on TV are, or an anorexic…or a drunk…

I’ve never heard of Poppy Harlow, because I don’t watch the news, but clearly she’s not a great reporter, more of a ditzy twat, but hearing her fade out is pretty terrifying, hilarious..but she lived…

Maybe she’s the college girl she sounds like when she talks and she just got roofied….at the frat party…

Posted in:Poppy Harlow|SFW

2015

28

Dec

Xenia Deli Dancing for Love Magazine of the Day

Xenia Deli is one of the hotter models, or was one of the hotter new faces, over a decade ago before instagram decided who the next hot new faces were, when actual immigrants somehow worked their way into random campaigns, in her case nothing substantial ,but lingerie and swim, never getting very famous, but bringing the world a bunch of e-commerce catalog pics….

Now all modeling is some rich kid with the right family system in place, you know famewhoring parents who will hire a staff to help famewhore their daughters, because their kids have the same morals and values as their parents, and think being famous is SUPER important…

I don’t know where Xenia Deli is from, she’s been around for a while though. I don’t know what rich guys she’s fucked, or “dated” as the sugar babies like, but her name being DELI always reminds me of an old fat Jewish men with mustard stains on his shirt fresh after a lunch meeting…eating loose meat sandwiches, which I guess could be code for PUSSY…a pussy you’re probably not rich enough to eat.

Love Magazine keeps bringing the videos for their Advent Calendar that has nothing to do with Christmas, but everything to do with December…

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2015

28

Dec

Kylie Jenner’s Santa Tattoo of the Day

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I guess Kylie Jenner takes Christmas very fucking seriously, because during the Christmas Holidays, I’m guess on BOXING day, she got a red colored tattoo that reads some variation of the word “Santa”….only she spells it “\’sa-ne-te\”…

Nothing screams having your childhood stolen from you – like having a Christmas obsession so deep you get the shit tattooed on you.

Maybe her dad was too busy applying make-up, or attaching elastic bands to his dick, to climb down the Chimney for the family….and Maybe her sister, the Sasquatch no one wanted to touch used to crawl into her bed at night and make her do dirty things, as the weird sister in the family does…I had one that used to make me mount her and rub her erotically…

Or maybe, just maybe “\’sa-ne-te\” has nothing to do with Christmas at all, and the red and the fact it’s on Christmas holiday is just a coincidence, and somehting so detailed, thought out, and special enough to get inked on her has been planned for years…

What it doesn’t change is the fact that Kylie Jenner is a doughy, weirdly shaped monster, who if you see her in person, looks like she’s got an inch of make-up over random meat stappled to her face…but people are obsessed with all things famous, even talentless things, therefore…she exists.

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Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2015

28

Dec

Adriana Lima From the Right Angles for Love Magazine of the Day

Adriana Lima fans are hanging onto the memory of Adriana Lima as hard as Adriana Lima is, and collectively, are pretending she’s not old, chubby, boxy…and built like a mom, and if you tell people, they will deny it and tell you you’re the crazy one, even though you’ve seen her in photoshoots, and live walking on runways and all the other bullshit that Adriana Lima does in her overpriced career, seeing as I can find hotter 20 year olds than her 35 year old body to get naked for 100 bucks, while she charges 100k to leave the house…which is probably just another part of the spell she’s cast on people..making them believe she’s better than she is….

But on a positive note, she’s been doing this 2 decades, knows her angles and still has tits to distract from her midsection….before casting that spell and stealing your soul with her eyes…it’s some Brazilian Voodoo spell…or something…

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2015

28

Dec

Cumface Hilary Duff of the Day

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Hilary Duff is old, fat, or as she likes to call her 160 pound body, fit….it’s muscle mass from her 400 pound deadlifts and squats she does with her ex husband’s hockey trainer, to get strong on the outside, to help her get strong on the inside in her recovery…as these famous people, even those who don’t do that much anymore, but who were famous as kids, have a lot of emotional issues that I am sure they let all their friends know about, seeing as their friends are on payroll and not quite friends at all, but more “I get to hang with Hilary Duff, I’m so Lucky, I can’t ruin this, I like to go on great trips, I’ll just be so fun, easy going, on my best behavior so I get invited back”….groupies…people love fame…but I guess those groupies aren’t as creepy as the ones who have followed her since she was 16 in everything she did as she built her Stuff By Hilary Duff billion dollar empire…and don’t care that she’s 30 now, they still crave her pussy..

Well, those are the people I talk to, I write for, I do this for…the kind of people..who are so socially awkward, I’d be terrified to hang out with, but wouldn’t really have to deal with that awkwardness, because they’d be too busy locked in the basement jerking off to this chubby girl with cream on her face that they can pretend is their cum….pervert weirdos…so crafty in their weirdness..

Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

2015

28

Dec

Bella Thorne’s Tight Christmas Pants of the Day

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I know we’re all done with Christmas, who gives a fuck about that over commercialized shit, that uses religion to sell product, to keep the economy prospering, forcing people to go into debt due to guilt of ruining Christmas in what is almost a perfectly oiled and crafted selling machine….

I know we can’t stomach more Christmas songs, our egg nog hangover gone and Jimmy Stewart’s voice has been locked away in our brains until next year….

But as a pervert, I am perfectly fine revisiting Christmas pajamas, especailly ridiculous Christmas pajamas, that a mom would wear trying to find joy in her pathetic, boring, uninspired, routine, miserable life…only packaged as a 18 year old, despite looking 40, because pretending to be 18 is better for business..and it’s working well for Bella Thorne, people are all about her, even if it’s creepy and not because she’s 18, but because she says she’s 18 and looks 40….

I guess what these Christmas pictures imply is that she’s not a Jew.

If you’re not done with Christmas, here’s Daniel Stern the Wet Bandit from Home Alone releasing another video in Character, without Joe Pesci, because I guess it was the biggest role of his life, it’s the best time to draw attention to himself, and most actors, when not reading scripts are absoultey batshit.. of the Day

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2015

28

Dec

KILL THIS PUG THROWING WOMAN and Other Videos of the Day

During a heated argument with her boyfriend, a woman named Brandi Chin, throws her pug named Ben and it’s not the first time she’s done it…..which as a pug lover means, that’s grounds for hunting her down and murdering her in the most violent and painful drawn out way….including but not limited pulling out each of her teeth and making her perform mouth sex on sharp objects….I fucking love pugs, and anyone who hurts one must die. I am the pug avenger.

Pregnant Fight at Chevron

Shark Leaps out of Water

Drunk Trashy Women at a Taco Shop in Texas

Woman Threatens a Man on the Train with a Chisel…

Fat Woman Slaps a Guy on the Bus

Angry Man on the Bus

Man Tries Catching a Woman from the 11th Floor Jump…

Canadian Parking Spot Brawl

Terrible Sex on the Roof of a Building

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

28

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I took Christmas Day off of posting, because I’m not an idiot and realize that people are so self involved, they don’t bother paying attention to blogs. Blogs just get in the way of their Facebook commentary, instagram photoshoots, and selfie posing….to notice…

It was the first weekday that I took off since 2007, because I guess the site is addiction.

I was hoping the first day I took off the site would be because I made a billion dollars on some internet scam that falls into my lap, giving me a really heave drug addiction on my self destructive billion dollar funded path…or…because I was fucking 9 hookers in a luxurious place.

Instead, it was because it was Christmas day, I was hungover and my obese wife needed to go to the hospital beause she thought she was having a heart attack from all the egg nog and cookies, see, she’s a
cookie monster…and I guess it wasn’t quite a Christmas miracle at all…because she didn’t die.

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I’m back now, for now, here’s some morning links as I catch up on celebrity assholes I actually fucking hate…in the depths of my broken soul…

Girls in Beanies…
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This Kid has a Terrifying Neck Talent
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Madonna’s Son Hates Her Because of Instagram
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Chrissy Teigen Promoting Her Pregnancy
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Khloe Kardashian Naked is Terrifying
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Annalynne McCord for Christmas….
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Some Dude Named Dalia Elliott Slutty
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Jennifer Lawrence Outs Brad Cooper Out for Being an Ass Sweater…
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This is What Happens When you Mix Coke and Bleach
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Girls in Lingerie…
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Zach Efron’s Mom Gets Him Penis Pasta…Because Even She Knows He’s a Faggot
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2015

24

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s Christmas…I’m drunk….fuck you.

I love you…Christmas…and the lonely girls you bring me….

The end is near…

Soon, it won’t be Christmas, but we will find something else to pollute our feeds with….

Shed a tear…or just drink…and here are some Christmas links…for Christmas…Links…

Girls in Yoga Pants
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Robert Downey Jr – Pardoned….
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Some Barely Covered Whore
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Hot Girls in High Socks
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Jessica Alba – Tight Pants
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Romee Strijd Bikini Pics…
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Charlie Sheen is Going to Cure AIDS
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You Suck at Christmas…
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Big Titty Happy Holiday Videos
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Mika Van Winkle is a Hot Model
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Slut of the Day
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Dani THorne is a Whore
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Twerking Hard for You Video
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Man Faces Charges for His Marriage Proposal
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Fuller House Seems Terrible
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Looking Down Some Cameron Diaz Chick’s Shirt
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Emma Watson in a Skimpy Dress
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Polar Bears Playing in San Diego Snow
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Orangutan Builds a Hammock
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Casey Batchelor Swim Pic….
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Taco Shop Surveillance Video
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One of the Hottest Cam Girls Ever…
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Drugs or Person on Drugs of the Day
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Naked Performance Art
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Free and Naked Cam Girls
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Some Christmas Nude Model Themed Goodness
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12 Days of Christmas Sluts
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Massive Tits in a CHeesy Xmas Photoshoot
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Slutty Tits for XMAS
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A Bunch of Porn
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Ghetto Christmas Ass
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The Christmas Penis is Terrifying
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Real Girls Acting Like Porn Sluts
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Sluts Love Taking Nude Selfies
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2015

24

Dec

Bella Thorne’s Christmas Miracle Crop Top of the Day

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Here’s a fun candid photoshoot in front of the tree, like it was a cheesy family photo, of a cheesy family, trying to be cute and fun or funny on Christmas, if that family was a group of average girls, including the one on the right who looks like she fucks all of her BFF Bella Thorne’s groupies, in her exposed body suit wearing skin and a booty worth burying your face in, all giving support to their 40 year old friend, pretending to be a teen heart throb, because drinking coffee and bitching about their husbands with her 40 year old friends, all fat and depressed…is less convincing….so just borrow their kids for a pic, polarize the story, perpetuate the lie, and distract with tits…

Seriously…how is this girl not 40 years old? Thrown into the industry while trying to make her kids Disney stars only to get cast herself…it doesn’t make her a bad thing, I have nothing against 40 year olds who look like this, in fact I’d totally have skype sex or anal / vaginal sex with them if they get time away from the kids….

Either way, this has been her year, a Christmas Miracle….of what we can assume is Botox and implants…thanks to being from Florida and forced to maintain the lie…

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Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2015

24

Dec

Kendall Jenner Looks Like Caitlyn Jenner for Love Magazine of the Day

Kendall Jenner is the Christmas Eve girl for Love Magazine…because this has been her year, everyday is Christmas, because she gets hired despite there never being s a less talented, interesting, non-compelling, at least she’s skinny, but really when I saw her in person, next to an actual hot model chick, you realize the lie they are perpetuating with their media power, her friend, who was probably less of a fame whore than her and her family was actually hot, and not a weird mix of Khloe, Caitlyn and the whore wrangling mom…..

She’s in underwear making a fool of herself for this Christmas fashion video that isn’t even a good half naked girl doing nothing fashion video, but she does have skinny legs, and a powerful family even if it is a lame family pushing her and making this average as FIRE as they can get it…

Love Magazine ruined Christmas…..in their worst, bottom feeding, sloppy concept advent calendar production to date….

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW|The Love Magazine

2015

24

Dec

Former Miss USA Kentucky Allie Leggett by Jonathan Leder of the Day

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Her name is Allie Leggett, and nothing says Christmas Miracle like this outtakes, and some official pics from her new book put out by friend and photography genius Jonathan Leder…

The Book is available HERE and is a great thing to own, because books are more fun to sleep with a cuddle with when you’re all alone in your shitty fucking life…a shitty fucking life made better with the work of people like Jonathan Leder who have the ability to get amazing shots of amazing girls who don’t give me the time of day, because like Miss Colombia and Miss Philippines, is all about the scandal via nudity…

I’m in love….

VIA Imperial Publishing

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