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2017

15

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Valentines is over, and so is my all nighter of asking girls for butthole shots, which brings up a very important point and that is that I think I spend too much time trying to get butthole pics, it is a total waste of time, and the butthole pics I do get aren’t butthole’s I necessarily want to get, and the energy it takes to get that butthole pic, isn’t worth the reward of the butthole pic once I get the butthole pic…it’s like “that’s it?”, I need to go out and find more butthole pics..

If I replaced Butthole pics with money, success, web traffic….I bet I’d get all the butthole pics for free without asking because I’d be rich…from my butthole pic online community I turned my butthole passion to…

Right…

Links…

Hilary Duff’s Husband Investigated for Rape
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World Record Mountain Bike Run
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Lesbians Kristen Stewart and Stella Maxwell Togther
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Harrison Ford Almost Crashed His Plane Again
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A Canadian – Not Me – Up for 7 Years for a Pedo Sex Doll
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American Kids Try Mexican Food
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Slamming a Car in Reverse While Doing 40 MPH
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Katy Perry and Her Big Tits are Going Through Some Shit
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2017

14

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I spent most of my Valentine’s Day trying to buy pussy pics off girls out on Valentine’s Dates…at least over text message, which is real life when you don’t leave your house…..

I figure I’ll spend the rest of my Valentine’s Day trying to buy pussy pics off girls who aren’t out on Valentine’s Dates…they will be less challenging…

Which I guess is proof that Valentines Day is like all days….

I’d say my Valentine’s Day underwear is a used condom, but who uses condoms…they get in the way of real love….and I won’t accept that romance is dead until my penis officially falls off from the fact that most humans are disease ridden, sex addicted pigs…just not with you…

So get those girls seeking revenge willing to fuck tonight….you still have time….because people are shitty and that’s what they do to each other when they feel slighted…which is nice if you’re the innocent bystander and it ends with you cumming…I know very important observations…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Alanis Morissette Robbed – 2 Million Dollars Stolen – Isn’t It Ironic
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Lindsay Pelas Huge Tits
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Sluts at the BAFTA Awards
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Christina Hendricks Old Face…..
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Woman Limbos Under Car
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This is the Most Annoying Thing Ever
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Star Wars Chicks at Some Event
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Paris Jackson Nipples
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Ghost in the Shell Trailer
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Blind Dog is the Cutest….
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Jennifer Aniston Bikini Hustle..
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Ben Affleck Doesn’t Want to Be Batman
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Dioni Tabbers Nipples in Costa Rica
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World Record Mountain Bike Run
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Emma Watson Tits…..in a Dress….
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Rebecca Hall Nipples
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Christina Milian – Monster Face
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Celine Dion Erotica
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101 Facts About DC Comics
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Karlie Kloss — No Bra…..
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Sandra Bullock’s Slutty House
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Hannah Jeter / Davis / In SI with Herpes
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Today’s Random Tumblr Porn CURATED by ME so I can Say the Word Curated
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Big Tits By the Pool
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Blowjob in Public
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Gender Bending Torso Fucks
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Naked Jogging Slut
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One Man – One Cup
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Hot Naked Chick
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Girl and her Dildo
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2017

14

Feb

Raina Lawson, Scarlett Byrne, Tess Jantschek, Beate Musck For The Dumbest Magazine of the Day

Playboy has done a few tactical errors when trying to adapt to the internet….the first was when they thought releasing a shoot a day was the key to a successful site, it was the porn model and low level pussy with Playboy tattoos loved the brand so much they’d all jump on board, it was better than working as a stripper….that’s when they licensed the brand to Pornhub to run their shit, and it failed…

The second error was when they decided to rebrand because ad companies don’t like nipples on websites, and this would be a way for them to monetize their business, provided they could keep the business running – and it worked….for their website…because of the whole if you post nipples, people call you a pervert site, google penalizes you, and you get blocked from public places – story of my life…

Then some idiot said “hey it worked for our website, let’s do it for the magazine”…because magazines don’t struggle enough…and the ONLY reason a dude would buy a magazine is to see nipples they can’t see on the web….but instead they owned it….and turned the magazine into a fucking instagram account…as naked as they could get…zero fucking exciting,…backing down on their entire fucking purpose as a magazine…and instead of paying chicks people follow to get naked…they just did this weird instagram photoshoot thing…

Well, they only sold 40,000 copies…to men who don’t have instagram…and it probably got worse from there…only to have them decide to do the whole nudity thing in print, too little too late, since every girl on instagram is already fucking naked…very stupid…

Maybe they will try to go higher profile, who knows, but nipples are back, they should have never left, and hopefully Playboy dies like it should for pulling idiot things like that in navigating the industry….

These are their new nude, instagram nude, not nude enough….photos that bore me…but at least they’ve realized nudity is key to the fucking iconic brand….they should hire me to consult. I am sure I can revive Playboy in 3 months….because I’m a fucking hero…and they deserve to be shot…for stupid behavior….and I can’t forgive them for there terrible decisions…the back pedalling with their tails between their legs..acting like they own it…or that they are current, feminist, whatever…is too little too late…we know you flip flop for money and fail in the process….assholes…

I have no idea who any of these girls are…but they are clearly living the dumbest dream ever….

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2017

14

Feb

The Woman Who Limbos Under Cars of the Day

I think this is the most interesting thing that’s happened today….

In all this horny valentine’s day girls trying to get filled because they don’t want to feel lonely or inadequate…fun….

I spend my time watching a girl LIMBO under cars….because Limbo, it the most erotic of dances….

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2017

14

Feb

Ariel Winter Photoshopped Ass Riding her Boyfriend of the Day

Ariel Winter is the fat little pig who does the whole body positive thing because fat girls are all about the body positive positive thing otherwise they have to admit they are fat – but why do that – that would mean they have to be accountable – which the youth never is….because they are entitled little brats – and when you factor the whole TV thing into it – they are REALLY fucking entitled little brats…

I don’t really give a fuck about Ariel Winter…or her ass that that dude using her for her money, her sloppy but young, already surgically enhanced tits…but people care…I don’t know why, maybe her high paid PR Team…but people care…

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2017

14

Feb

Jennifer Aniston Menopausal Bikini Pics of the Day

I once tried writing an article for another site….it was 10 reasons to fuck menopausal women…no one fell for my clickbait…but I figure it’s valentine’s day and this old lady who will never be a grandmother, thanks to never being a mother, is out with her tits out, her face botoxed, ready to take on the fucking world…or not really…but rich enough to never ever actually die alone..she can hire staff for that…

I figure…why not post that article with some pictures of this old lady on her old lady birthday not doing old lady things thanks to being rich as fuck and hollywood…even delusional about being an old lady…as Hollywood does to people…

But you can’t trick your period…sure you can try with the face…but that period will always know just how old you are…

Women with menopause are women too, maybe not hormonally…but they have vaginas and vaginas are meant to put dicks in. Here’s a round up of 10 reasons to bang women with / in Menopause.

1- If you’re lucky, they’ll have dementia and won’t call the police, because they will forget the whole thing

2- The obvious, you can’t get them pregnant, but more interestingly you feel less guilty when you kill them because they are closer to death….and even if you don’t kill your sex partners because they are old monsters you can’t believe you had sex with…the fact they are closer to death would make you assume they are less bullshit, know what they want and are upfront about it…assuming they are still considered women…I don’t think that’s entirely possible as all women whine, complain and make nothing easy.

3- They are either married, have kids, are divorced and want nothing to do with you after you make them cum, they are busy, have responsability, or are tired with priorities and even if you don’t make them cum, they’ll take it because they aren’t getting anything else. Zero pressure.

4- Their Dry Vaginas allow for friction which counterbalances that fact that their elasticity in their skin is no longer tight…and you can still feel while penetrating.

5- Menopause makes a woman moody, intolerable, annoying, aggressive, which can either make sex great…because crazy women are always the best in bed….not to mention they’ve given up on looking hot and if you’ve been to a resort and seen them frolicking around in a bikini you’ll know they’ve given up, accepted themselves for the mess than they are, and that makes them easier to get them gaping than a younger more insecure woman with perky tits…unless they are rich and into plastic surgery – in which they look like Asian cats with bolt on tits…and that’s fun too….

6- As women slowly turn into men due to their lower estrogen and higher testosterone – their sex drive goes through the roof and if you’re lucky their moustaches not only tickle your balls but allow you to have your gay sex or trans fantasies without biting the bullet….and going down that road…

7- You can use the night sweats as lube….I’m reaching here….the oldest girls I like to bang are under 27….assuming you spend the night and you’re not just there the hour the kids are at the high school dance.

8- Their vagina smell like mothballs…and if you’ve ever taken the public transportation in the fall with a bunch of asians in the fall….you know how hot that is.

9- You can assume they are experienced, but experienced women is how I got AIDS, so I’m sticking to eager to try to new things because the last marriage suffocated them, robbed them of life and creativity and happiness, and now they are ready to do anything, slut out on your face with their cat tongue sand paper-like clit…not to mention…at their age…too much experience means practice in boring relationship sex..

10- Grandmas always know how to bake the best cookies.

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2017

14

Feb

Bryana Holly Bikinis for Valentines Day of the Day

Bryana Holly is garbage…VALENTINE’S Day Garbage….that gets thrown around the rich dude who likes weathered instagram models who were early to the instagram gates…but who are

She is probably better known for trying to get in with the Kardashians by fucking Brody Jenner…their stepbrother, and son of Caitlin…you know using them fake tits in efforts to really make it in the world..

But no on gives a fuck about Brody Jenner, his Mom / Dad they are all shit…so we can assume this lower on the totem pole pile of shit you’d fuck cuz it looks like a stripper, acts like a stripper, but is more of a rich dude girlfriend who gets naked on social media for a bit of cash….

And here she is for a Valentines Day shoot we could assume is for everyone to jerk off to, like she is for everyone to jerk off to, so long as they have money or can help her 30 year old ass get to the next level of “what the fuck does she do, why do people follow her, who cares”….

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2017

14

Feb

Christina Milian Cameltoe of the Day

Christina Milian’s mom cameltoe is a critical celebration of Christina Milian’s mom vagina that had a baby with a rich guy when she realized that her one hit wonder wouldn’t be enough money for her to retire…real romance….that allows her to live this Vegas party life…while attempting to be a bootleg Kim Kardashian….everyone’s garbage dream…especially rich trashy LA egos….who want to be the top slut in her 40s….

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2017

14

Feb

Guy Masturbates in The Store and Other Videos of the Day

Wife VS Mistress for Valentines Day

Big Breast Client Gets Tattoo….

Sucker Punch

Driver VS Train

California Nation Guard Rescues Old Man

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2017

14

Feb

Paris Jackson Nipples of the Day

In case you were wondering, Paris Jackson, like most women, has nipples that she likes to show off because she knows guys will jerk off to them, and she can pretend that she’s a feminist who is trying to desexualize nipples, even though dudes fucking love nipples.

I figured she’s got a crazy inheritance, and never needs to work again, thanks to the doctor killing her legal father….Michael Jackson…who I just assumed was making kids to have his own army of things to fuck…back when he was a pedophile in the media…but now he’s dead….

And his money is going to good, like allowing his daughter to figure out important things to promote, to pass on a positive message, to let the world know…that bras are the construct of man that get in the way of showcasing your tits, to people who like tits, to desensitize them to tits, which hasn’t happened with all the porn men watch it’s not gonan happen like this…it’s more lie throwing fuel in the fire…and thank you for that legacy…it’s like Thriller or Bad…but way more fucking basic…and practical…Legends…the second generation…can be legendary in their own way…

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2017

14

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Today is the saddest day of the year for most women in and out of relationships….

They will be unhappy, sad, disappointed….Which brings me great joy..

Here are some stepLINKS to celebrate….

Britney Spears – Big Tits – Sheer Top…
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Alexis Ren – Lookin Hot in a Bikini
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Woman Limbos Under Car
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Remember the Sexy Felon Meme – He’s a Model Now
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Kylie Jenner Pop Up Sop a Trap….
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Smash Mouth Recreated from Windows XP
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T-Rex Snow Shovel
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Farrah Abraham’s Mom is a Rapper
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Donald Trump Tweets as an Emo Song
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Playboy is Doing Nudity Again…
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Aussie Man Lady Gaga Sup
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2017

13

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s valentines day tomorrow – so there are a lot of really depressed lonely chicks who are looking for some dick…desperate as fuck and willing to even accept your dick…so the the level of effort to put into seduction is not that high when people are easy as fuck….so I suggest you use this pick-up line…it may be the only day it will be seen as sweet and get you laid…

“you’re like anal sex without the shit”…

Romance…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Katy Perry Pisses Off Britney Spears Fan
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Playboy is Getting Naked Again….
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Kylie Jenner Nude Bodysuit Monster
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Bella Thorne Snap Chat Nipple
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Jerry Sandusky’s Son Arrested for Child Porn…and Child Assault…
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Snapchat lost 515 million dollars this year
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Paris Jackson – Nipples
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Adele Loves Beyonce and Has Black Friends
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Emma Stone Cleavage at an Event
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Emma Stone Tits at the Bafta
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Sophie Turner in Leggings….
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Jim Jeffries Tells Piers Morgan to Fuck Off…
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Sluts in Dresses the Grammy Edition
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Lindsay Lohan Made it Past Customs – and is On the View
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Julia Stiles Exists and Has Cleavage
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Cats Demanding Attention!
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Trump VS Truth according to John Oliver
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Funny Elephant’s First Steps
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Ashlen Alexandra Topless
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Lady Gaga and Metallica Performed and it was Terrible
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Kate Upton at Some Event
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Lava Entering the Ocean
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THe Jerry Maguire Video Store….
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Rat Cow at Some Event Pretending to be Fashion
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Failed Prank
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Big truck – Low Bridge
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25 Airbag Explosions
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Sophie Turner Legs in a Low Cut Shirt
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Cats Demanding Attention
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Helen Flanagan Tits
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Paragliding Snowmobile
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Razor Spinner Top VS Redbull
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Felicity Jones Black Dress
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How To Fix a Printer like a Boss
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Laura Whitmore Legs
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Sasquatch on the News
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Weird Erotica Auction
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Ceelo Leaves Grammy’s Early after Not Winning…
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Today’s Random Tumblr Porn CURATED by ME so I can Say the Word Curated
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Cornation Street Jerk Off Leaked Video
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Ivy Rose in a White Wet T-Shirt
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Best Squirting Asian
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Margot Undressing on Couch
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Yanet Garcia Posing at home
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Girl on a Huge Deal
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Girl Posing on Webcam
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2017

13

Feb

Hilary Duff vs Jessica Alba vs Jennifer Aniston in Bikinis in Mexico of the Day

It must be cinco de mayo or some shit, maybe it’s that these women like to eat tacos, or maybe they are doing some dodgy tax evasion tactics down in Mexico, or maybe it’s just Jennifer Aniston’s 100th birthday, where she brought down her good friend Jessica Alba for the party and Hilary Duff’s thick legs she brought on the beach, since it’s a close flight to LA, and celebrities love jerking each other off and hanging out since they’ve got nothing better to do as they work, and get overpaid for their work, 6 weeks out of the year like a bunch of fucking scamming bums….bums…that are in bikinis…in some 90s blast from the past you can’t help but love…

Maybe they aren’t even together on this trip, even if these people all like hanging out together as it is good for PR…while hating each other…because they are actors and self involved and hate the competition….Mexico is a huge country…they could all be in different zones, but it is safe to assume that no matter where they are they can get the purest cocaine available since they don’t need to deal with all the shit cut with cleaning detergents you find in America after it has made way across the border wall trump built….all while eating some damn tacos…because tacos are awesome…that I think Hilary Duff needs more of….while I try to stare at hers…

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2017

13

Feb

Period Yoga Instagrammer of the Day

This cunt bled all over it’s white yoga pants…because period is a woman’s obligation and they shouldn’t hide it with a tampon that can kill them via Toxic Shock syndrome…or a bulky pad that men will judge them for…even though I’ve never laughed at a girl wearing a pad…or made them feel insecure….I am still a believer that men will fuck anything, hairy, fat, bleeding or not…and the whole Be Ashamed thing is just stories women tell women in the grocery store and washing machine store….

The only thing annoying about period blood is when it ruins sheets, mattresses and YOGA pants….

But this girl has it all figured out – use your period for a purpose to liberate yourself…like period blood artists…only in blood soaked pants and everyone will celebrate like it’s so shocking….knowing it’s planned, contrived makes it hilarious…

I’ve been with girls in white bikinis who get their periods on car seats and no one got mad about it, bed sheets ruined no one has got mad about it, I’ve been covered in period blood like it was tribal war paint and no one got mad, yet women have this narrative that men find blood gross – only if it comes from a vagina…while I think men just think it’s gross because it is blood…but try arguing that with a woman..they are women…and thus experts…even though every dude I know has fucked a period….at least once…and avoid it or pretend to be grossed out by it – to ensure…blowjob…

That said, I think men should start wearing white pants and shitting themselves…because we shit…often times daily…we can do it for the little boys in India not toilet paper…since women don’t like to eat our shit covered asses…it’s only fair…as we walk around in shame after we shit…and use air freshener and try to go fast so our dates don’t think we are shitting….

Here is her poem you can jerk off to while watching the video, I find it a funny message that is targeted to get more followers than to really have any other purpose…

She’s angling hard…new feminsm is so fake.


I am a woman, therefore, I bleed.
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It’s messy, it’s painful, it’s terrible, & it’s beautiful.
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And yet, you wouldn’t know. Because I hide it.
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I bury things at the bottom of the trash. I breathe, ragged and awkward through the cramps, all the while holding onto this tight lipped, painted on smile.
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Tampons? What are those. We don’t say those words out loud. Hide them. In the back pocket of your purse, in the corner of the bathroom drawer, at the very bottom of your shopping cart (please let me get a female cashier).
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Events or engagements get missed. I’ll tell myself it’s the PMS, sure, but it has more to with the risk of being “caught,” at what…I’m not quite sure.
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And I’m lucky.
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Over 100 million young women around the globe miss school or work for lack of adequate menstrual supplies, & fear of what might happen if the world witnesses A NATURAL BODILY FUNCTION.
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WHY?
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Because hundreds of years of culture have made us embarrassed to bleed. Have left us feeling dirty and ashamed.
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STOP PRETENDING. Stop using silly pet names like Aunt Flo because you’re too afraid to say “I’m bleeding” or “vagina.” Stop wasting so much effort hiding the very thing that gives this species continuity.
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START talking about it. Educate your daughters. Make them understand that it can be both an inconvenience and a gift, but NEVER something to be ashamed about. Educate your sons so they don’t recoil from the word tampon. So when a girl bleeds through her khaki shorts in third period (pun intended), they don’t perpetuate the cycle of shame and intolerance.
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Posted in:Feminist|SFW

2017

13

Feb

Maisie Williams Upskirt of the Day

Maisie Williams is some 19 year old Game of Thrones star, so you know what that means, a lot of nerds have jerked off to her, and actually, a lot of non-nerds may have jerked off to her also, because for some reason, Game of Thrones is one of those nerd shows, with fairies and dragons and bullshit that non-nerds should find disturbing, weird, and stay as far away from as possible because it would eventually tarnish their reputation, preventing girls from fucking them, losing their jobs as their obesity and cum covered clothing gets them fired, forcing them to move back to their mom’s basement that’s not so bad because of food in the fridge and it’s own entrance, plus it’s two floors down so your mom can’t hear you as you fuck the doll you made of people like Maisie Williams in your wizard costume..

I have no idea what this upskirt is about – but it happened – and it wasn’t wonderful – but it happened…

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