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2014

17

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I took a lesbian to a stripclub…which was as big of a cocktease as the actual stripclub, because like strippers, lesbians don’t like the penis in a strip club…or anywhere..and I guess that’s ok, because I am a married man who, like Santa Claus gives the gift of lap dance…

Courtney Love Solved the Malaysian Plane Crash
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Girls With Thigh Gaps
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Kate Moss in a Bikini with her Topless Friend
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12 New Irish Toasts
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Jenny McCarthy Gets Raped on Twitter
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LeAnn Rimes Lingerie to Little League
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Vivianne Figuerdo Bikini
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25 Hip Hop Drinking Songs
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Justene Jaro is the Slut of the Day
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Mila Kunis Engaged
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Man in Yoga Pants Prank
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Leanna Decker Posing in Bikinis
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Mick Jagger’s Fashion Designer Girlfriend Commited Suicide
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Emma Watson Black Dress
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Good News – Fred Phelps is Dying
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This is What it Sounds Like When a Trombonist Sneezes into his Instrument…
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Dirty Upskirt From A Dirty Celeb…
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Gemma Atkinson Hot in a Bikini
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Teresa Ann Savoy Naked in a Movie
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Why Kim Kardashian Is An AWESOME Sister
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5 Cocktails for Secret Drinking
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Mischa Barton Big Legs
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Break a Window with One Finger
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Some Polish Lingerie Model
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20 Things You Didn’t Know About Drinking
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McKayla Maroney’s Tween Bikini Pics
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Amanda Seyfried Loves Sex Scenes
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Hot Girls in Sports Bras
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Never Turn Your Back on Big Cats
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Nicole Scherzinger Just Shit In The Ocean
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Lookin Down Monica Bellucci’s Shirt
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Gigi Hadid Naked in a Train
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Nicole Scherzinger is Not Engaged but she is In a Bikini
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Reporter’s Insane Reaction to an Earthquake
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Die Hard With Pugs
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Courtney Stodden in Lace
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Greek Slut Who Looks Like a Man
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21 Sexy Redheads Wearing Green — A St. Patrick’s Day Photo Tribute
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Cute Kids – Bad Parents
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Lanky Tough Guy Gets Put in his Place
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The Science of Real Hoverboards
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Greek Girls Looks Like a Man ut Is Half Naked
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Alessandra Ambrosio BTS Photoshoot
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Krysten Ritter in her Underwear for a Magazine 2 Years Ago
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POV SHAR ATTACK
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Laura Prepon in a Black Dress
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Sports Reporter Fail
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When Dog Stays Home ALone
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Paris Hilton Dumpy Ass in Leggings
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Maitland Ward Big Tits Hard Nipples
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Christina Milian Braless in a See Through Weirdo Top
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This Would Mke Commuting Easier….
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Titties in an Italian Magazine
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Audi Can’t Understand Norwegian
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Adriana Lima in a Pink Dress
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Ceelo VS Rachel Ray
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Eliza Doolitle Weird Outfit
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Dirty Fucking Girls Giving you dirty Fucking Phone Sex…
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These Sluts Will Do ANything – You Won’t Believe it
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Big Stupid St Patrick Tits
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18 Year Old Masturbates on her Parent’s Table
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Sand VS Rectum
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LESBIANS!!
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Top 10 Pornstar Instagrams
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SWINGING SWINGER SEX VACATIONS!!
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Big Dildo Tiny Vagina
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Hey Loser – Get Pussy!
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My Favorite Porn Site
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

17

Mar

Pam Anderson Nude in Purple of the Day

Pam Anderson got naked for Purple magazine, which you’d probably find gross knowing she’s 90 or at least that her ravaged by dirty sex Liver is, but that for some reason seems less offensive since her tits are around 15.

If anything this shit, what you may have thought was hepatitis smelling geriatric porn, from one of the innovators in the celebrity having unprotected sex in sex tape to inspire the youth on how to get a reality show…is underage porn…

Posted in:Pam Anderson

2014

17

Mar

Amanda Seyfried is an Amazing Cowgirl for W Magazine of the Day

Whenever I see Amanda Seyfried all done up and not lazy and unshowered for the paparazzi like she normally is…but rather sexing it up…for magazines and movies…like CHLOE while having lesbian sex scenes with Julianne Moore or LOVELACE replacing Lindsay Lohan like it was Mean girls…just showing her awesome tits…I remember one very important thing…Justin Long…the Mac Guy…has cum in her.

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2014

17

Mar

PhoneSex Babe of the Day

probably not her real name…just had phone sex with me…and I would say it changed my life…but you already know that I am addicted to phone sex and I’d say it was starting to be a problem…but then I look at my wife taking a shit, her tits all hanging everywhere, and then I look outside and realize if I leave she will either follow or annoy me…so waiting for her to fall asleep for a little sneak attack…is kinda the best option…a being the practical guy I am…I just can’t get enough…

JERK OFF TO THIS BABE – SHE’S GOOD

Posted in:NSFW|stepBABE

2014

17

Mar

Miley Cyrus Emoji Tattoo of the Day

Miley Cyrus got an Emoji Tattoo on her lip, because she’s so modern and relevant and the whole thing would be far more exciting if this post was less about a crying cat face Emojis that were copyrighted by Apple, and more about her taking a load on her lip…this shit is almost as bad as the genital herpes you know she’s got from licking random asshole on her last rich spoiled brat rebellion cry for attention…and the most interesting thing in this whole thing is that she got the eggplant emoji tattooed on her other lips…in honor of how hip hop she was when she was learning to twerk in the studio on some brotha dick…

All this to say this is to high school from Miley, I need more humping, gyrating, nipple showing, and vagina suffocating with panties while in concert….

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

17

Mar

Farrah Abraham’s Weirdo Music VIdeo of the Day

Farrah Abraham has had two hits already under her belt Backdoor and More and Backdoor Mom

This one is a little stretch, maybe even off the mark a little, but I think she’s got talent, at least in the uncensored version of this, wherever it may be, because I’ve seen her fuck in her two prior hits… Backdoor and More and Backdoor Mom and she was a great fucking pornstar…even better than a seasoned veteran…but I guess that’s what happens when you’ve fucked enough by 16 to keep the kid because you’d done it a lll..

Either way, if this amazing shit spewed out of her mouth, through a computer and into your ears isn’t really for you…there’s always Backdoor and More and Backdoor Mom and I thank her for that…it makes everything she does more tolerable…

Posted in:Farrah Abraham

2014

17

Mar

Kendall Jenner and Other Girls Paid To Instagram Underwear of the Day

Kendall Jenner is in underwear, either part of an underwear campaign her mom sold her to, or as part of an attempt to get an underwear campaign, or even as a product placement she was paid to instagram that doesn’t matter but that is clearly corporate sponsored and sold like every aspect of these Truman Show motherfuckers…

I don’t care that they played shit right, that they are huge earners, or even that they are smart, or lovely people…I care that what the represent is evil…even this cute hairy one…who isn’t even a Kardashian but who has been tainted by the same morals and values of a Kardashian…without the one good thing about a Kardashian….the sex tape…

Update – It’s a Calvin Klein underwear campaign using people with a lot of instagram followers like some fashion bloggers some models, and Kendall Jenner…here are all the pics…Product placement on instagram – is nothing sacred.

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2014

17

Mar

Daisy Lowe, Anja Rubik and Lara Stone Naked in Antidote Magazine of the Day

Antidote has taken fashion models…I mean that is if you consider Gwen Stefani’s stepdaughter she never wanted because her tranny fucking husband never told her he had a love child with a groupie who at 18 had to paternity test to deny, but instead confirmed…leaving her some daddy issue titty flashing Daisy Lowe…along with other actual models…and pretty much made them subjects of soft core porn that if this was the 70s would be considered obscene and would have got Larry Flint shot, but since it’s the 2010s…it’s considered art…the world is progressing…#fact.

Posted in:Anja Rubik|Daisy Lowe|Lara Stone

2014

17

Mar

Nicole Trunfio’s Bikini of the Day

Nicole Trunfio is some Australian TITTY MODEL who lives or lived in the States where she tried to get famous enough to be in Victoria’s Secret or some shit, but who instead got Famous back home, where she booked a TV hosting gig, because America doesn’t need Australia, it has too many immigrants from other places to steal the Jobs from their own, to afford another…

So in ways, Nicole Trunfio has taken her tits and really made something of herself, in other ways she’s a complete failure who couldn’t cut it in Hollywood, but still has all the time in the world, at least before turning 30 to make it happen, now with Australian TV experience to get her a gig…and I guess all that matters is that she’s in a bikini…and that her boyfriend is black..yes white fans…black penis has desecrated this, but I am sure based on her look and eagerness to win at life, a lot worse has been up in her…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Nicole Trunfio

2014

17

Mar

Jojo Levesque in Some Bra Top of the Day

I remember when Jojo was jailbait…you know straight for the mall tour to MTV…where creeps everywhere embraced her. Then she turned 18, got a black boyfriend, disappeared and spent all her month for what was probably 10 years…but now she’s back, showing her tits and ass to get noticed…because when you’ve thrown away your window of opportunity, tits and ass is the only way to get it back.

So here she is on the road at SXSW…in a bra top she performed in and showing her asshole in a fuck position to just enough exhibitonism to keep the fans wanting a little more sliding it to the side to fuck her…

Posted in:JoJo

2014

17

Mar

Dani Thorne in a Sports Bra of the Day

I don’t know who Dani Thorne, but I assume she’s a raver, at least based on her raver outfit. I also assume she’s related to jailbait Bella Thorne and older sister hipster, naked for art or high concept Thorne…and I don’t know why I am bothering with this pic oh right…her shirt is like a bra and I guess that means something to me…just not very much…but I’m posting it anyway cuz bras may be the devil, but are better than shirts…

Posted in:Dani Thorne

2014

17

Mar

Rosamund Pike in a Bikini in Hawaii of the Day

I don’t know who Rosamund Pike is…I guess I could google her…but what would that really accomplish or change…I mean someone felt she was important enough to paparazzi, and who would I be to not recognize her bikini body as being something more important than actual hot under 40 girls in bikini I can see on instagram…

So here she is, her vagina looks weird, but her abs look weirder…fun.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rosamund Pike

2014

17

Mar

Hot Ride of the Day

I feel like this is what Kate Upton’s boyfriend feels like every time they have sex…and if you don’t like that…here’s a dude eating like Kate Upton probably eats…

I don’t know why I dedicated today’s videos to the Grand Daughter of the founder of Whirlpool…who made a career out of her rich girl tits…but I guess I am brainwashed by her sloppy tits too…drinking the sloppy tit koolaid… deal with it.

Posted in:Videos

2014

17

Mar

Jessica Alba Walking of the Day

I started the site in a time when Jessica Alba was the biggest deal, even though she can hardly act, and never got nude in movies, making her pretty useless as far as my very astute taste in women goes..it’s like either give me talent or titties…this filler shit that looks alright cuz it isn’t fat and has a nice enough Mexican face is ok, but I don’t celebrate shit unless I see her tits…and that was before being a mom of two…

So I guess I am posting this as a memory of what was, or maybe to say she’s not so great, or maybe to speak to you old timers who haven’t moved the fuck on, or as a reminder to the new comers who don’t remember who Jessica Alba was because she hasn’t mattered the last 10 years…that she doesn’t matter, even when in clown pants and her corporate mom site shirt…but people like me will post it anyway…even though they are the worst paparazzi pics pretty much ever…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2014

17

Mar

Sara Sampaio Does a Springbreak Party of the Day

Sara Sampaio is some Portuguese Victoria’s Secret model, who I guess has to contractually go to some of their shitty events because otherwise they’d just recruit some other immigrant willing to whore out the brand harder in exchange for a USA work visa…

The event was some Spring Break party, where a bunch of ugly mainstream college kids got drunk, before getting herpes or pregnant, so thirsty for someone hot, famous and not fat, that when Sara Sampaio came out, everyone went nuts, like the ginger.

Hardly news, hardly interesting…if anything it makes me wonder why I didn’t go on Spring Break this year to creep on all these young idiot girls who don’t know better and are willing to make bad decisions…but ultimately, in doesn’t interest me at all…if anything, it scares me.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER IN BIKINI CLICK HERE

Posted in:Sara Sampaio