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2014

03

Nov

The Wind VS Kate Upton of the Day

Sometimes the wind is a fucking pervert…it blows up dresses of girls…at the perfect time…like when the paparazzi are standing by to capture the moment…sometimes it misses the mark and blows up the skirt of some overrated fat chick, piggish model with too much hype, who doesn’t deserve the fame she’s got – but her family is rich and made it happen for her and sometimes it gets actually hot asses I want to see being flashed unsuspecting…sometimes on girls no wearing panties…

Today, it got Kate Upton…an ass if you really want to see in all it’s glory, is available on google in hundreds of sexts she sent, making her cooler than I first thought she was, but still overrated…and dumpy…not that you care…you like anything with massive tits…and to you and your small town…she’s skinny as fuck because she can actually stand and doesn’t need the motorized scooter to get around….

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2014

03

Nov

Lea Michele Mourning Her Boyfriend’s Death of the Day

Lea Michele next leveled Halloween and not necessarily in a good way, but in a slutty way, that would make me assume she’s fallen off the rails of being this wholesome singing, average at beast girl from Glee, and transformed into a fame seeking, attention seeking, half naked slut….trying to get noticed…and not just in porny shoots wearing her Halloween costume…but all the time…

Maybe it’s a phase, maybe all these starlets are over sexualized monsters, even when they look like monsters, or maybe she’s just got the sads that no one is talking about her fake boyfriend’s premature drug overdose she didn’t prevent, but sure as fucked milked….so she’s trying to generate controversy….either way…the sads or the moving on or the rebrand or not…it’s alright…if you can see past the broken down face, which I can…

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2014

03

Nov

Barbara Palvin Topless for Madame Figaro of the Day

Barbara Palvin is naked for Madame Figaro….

She’s a Hungarian 20 year old…so I guess she’s lucky to be in this fashion story, instead of the live webcam streaming site most 20 year olds from Hungary are getting naked on….

I think she looks good….enough…I mean if you’re going to get naked, this implied nonsense is just nonsense. We are in an era where spread legged vagina shots are considered fashion not porn. Larry Flynt got shot in the back for that right…and anytime a naked girl isn’t shot spread eagled…the world is shitting on his martyrdom…

I don’t know what I am saying, the fact is that these pictures don’t give me a boner, but i guess nothing really does…the internet has desensitized me…

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2014

03

Nov

Emily Ratajkowski Call of Duty Trailer of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski is the worst…But people like her, and I guess she just made another million dollars being the tits in this new live action Call of Duty Trailer…because once you’re relevant…people will pay you well to participate in promoting their shit…

What we can all learn from her is that sleeping with Kanye, doing nude shoots, and leveraging that hard can work for you, and the first step is taking off your clothes…and I think that’s a pretty great lesson to take home to your kids tonight over dinner, assuming you eat dinner with your kids, something I assume you don’t do, because they are too busy playing videogames and you are too busy trying to cheat on your wife, telling her you’re caught up at the office late…#internet #generation – not that you have wife or kids, you lonely fuck, I’m just trying to find an angle with Emily Ratajkowski…and when all she is is tits…I probably should have just wrote #tits and #videogames..and let you masturbate to them in peace…because I am not a tit shamer – I am a tit celebrator…

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2014

03

Nov

Sophie Simmons Topless Bikini Pics of the DAy

Sophie Simmons is a model now.

I have theory that fat girls shouldn’t be models…no one really wants to see that…but I think my theory is outdated and now that fat girls are outnumbering skinny girls…and have a voice thanks to the internet…things are being catered to them and they need an icon to look up to….not that Sophie Simmons is that fat…just too fat to be a model…

I also have this theory that celebrity kids shouldn’t be models…no one really cares about them as much as they care about their parents and the whole thing is a weirdo cry for attention when they could just use their trust fund for good – rather than spending days in photoshoots…

Obviously, not too hard to get signed when your dad is a billionaire from KISS, you get what you want…but the issue is why is male attention what she wants…when she could get her dad to invest in something far more interesting for the grand scheme of the world…

Either way, it’s getting to her head and she’s posting nude, or topless selfies on instagram…I am not sure this will end in a good place…because I am not even sure by looking at these if it is a good place now….but it happened.

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2014

03

Nov

Lindsay Lohan Does Halloween Because She’s a Nightmare of the Day

It’s safe to say that Lindsay Lohan doesn’t need Halloween to be a fucking nightmare, I mean she’s consistently been a nightmare, she will consistently be a nightmare, and her life and career are just as fucking bad…I mean if you think being a famous actress who doesn’t act, but who has a lot of family drama, family issues, drug addiction, rehab issues, is bad…I think it’s good enough if you can ride that shit out and never have to work again….who needs to be famous forever….when you can live off the residuals of being famous for 5 minutes after your parents prostituted you….right…

Either way, her costume wasn’t a giant gaping asshole trying to get work…so it’s not as good as it could have been…but I guess that’s the story of her life – in every aspect of her life – not as good as she could have been…always missing the mark…and part of me loves her, or at least her tits for that…

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2014

03

Nov

Kim Kardashian Erotica of the Day

Here’s Kim Kardashian giving us a glimpse into what could possibly be the best fucking thing ever – her as a skeleton…

The only thing better than her skeleton would be her dressed up as a corpse, you know to really allow us to fantasize an end to her and her stupid ass implant that can never die thanks to modern science and the decay time of platics….

The only thing better than her dressed up as a corpse…is I guess her being a corpse…

Not that I’d wish anyone dead, I may have no empathy, and I may dislike what people represent, but it’s not their fault the public embraced them, but it’d be nice if her career and their show died a fiery death….it’s gone on too long…take it out back and shoot it…get that family lined up for some Family vacaiton and Malaysian Flight 370 them….

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2014

03

Nov

Hayden Panettiere’s Pregnancy Porn of the Day

I guess Hayden Panettiere is still pregnant…getting ready for her vagina to get ravaged, not that it isn’t already ravaged, considering that her boyfriend is some 6 foot 9 Russian boxer who we can assume has a 12 inch penis he goes Communist / Russian Mobster / Fighting for the last rationed toilet paper roll after a 9 hour wait for said toilet paper roll on on her pussy with…you know the kind of abuse that makes the birthing process easy, as the baby just crawls out on it’s own, it is half Russian after all, and is ready to start running hookers like it was Hayden’s mom…back in the glory days of hollywood…when Soap Opera stars were the pornstars of the industry…instead of the actual pornstars…

That said, interesting costume, most pregnant girls go for “Humpty Dumpty”…or “Fat Chick”..not half naked…maybe she’s hormonal…and what better day than Halloween for that…right?

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2014

03

Nov

Miley Cyrus Hard Nipple Alien of the Day

Miley Cyrus is awesome. If you don’t like her, we can’t be friends. You just can’t hate a girl who owns her shit, and just fucks with the industry as hard as she does – while remaining relevant – with her millions of fans – all while being a total fucking idiot.

I don’t need authenticity, or real artistic expression, I don’t care if she’s ripping off a scene or whatever…I just need hard nipples in an alien costume giving me the finger to think – pop music may have a chance…it’s got far more substance than pop when I was a tween …and You’d have to be a real fucked up person to think Miley was anything but next level…

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