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2014

12

Mar

Bregje Heinen’s Hot Instagram Video of the Day

Bregje Heinen posted this edit from the Sports Illustrated video that I am not sure is official Sports Illustrated swimsuit, but that I am going to say is hot…but only because I have a thing for Dutch speaking models who have names that sound like the sounds I make after I’ve drank too much and eating bad sea food…

That’s all I have to say about that…

Posted in:Bregje Heinen

2014

12

Mar

Samantha York Naked in Purple of the Day

Samantha York is some non existent model…She’s barely matters and has barely left a mark in any way on the modelling world…but I assume that she’s just getting started and she’s doing it the way I like all models to start their career, in erotic nudes that are artistic and that remind me of skin mags from the 70s…bush included…it’s pretty much the best thing available to me to get off to. Porn bores me, fashion is too tame, this is a good middle ground…and there’s something highly erotic about bush…whether it’s on my face or I’m coming on it…I love it.

Posted in:Samantha York

2014

12

Mar

Dog Attack at the Beach of the Day

This is a Spanish Dog attaching a bunch of people on the beach in Spain.

I assume he’s been taken out back and shot for being a violent since this video was shot by a very helpful passerby, who was like “I’m not getting in the middle of that shit, I’ll just video tape it for Worldstar”…

As a person who hates people because people are self serving pieces of shit, I can’t help but take the dogs side in all this…even when violent he looks so cute and ready for cuddles…right?…

Either way, crazy video…

Posted in:Videos

2014

12

Mar

Ireland Baldwin Greasy Parking Lot Ratchet of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is rumoured to be single, not that anyone cares about the relationship status of a girl at 18, since it is not really “taken” unless there are babies involved or a kidnapping and she lives in a basement…they just think they are because they are young and stupid….

That said, apparently she is in some identity crisis that I am sure she’ll be going through for the rest of her life, all because she’s in the shadow of her parents who are both pretty famous…fame that Ireland wants so bad and that she’s trying to get with a clever instagram, a modelling agency, that she’s kinda changed her direction from aspiring bikini model….to aspiring ratchet tweaking in a hip hop video…

Both work for me.

Posted in:Ireland Baldwin

2014

12

Mar

Dude Jumps From a Moving Train for Fun of the Day

Here’s an idiot trying to impress his friends in doing some stupid jackass stunt, that is idiotic, but hardly hardcore enough to be impressive. You know the kind of stunt that will make you dislocate your shoulder, or bruise your hip after all is said and done, but not one that could leave you paralyzed or dead if you fuck up, making it just some pussy nonsense that makes an idiot come across as the idiot he clearly is…and I feel we need to bring attention to that…

Posted in:Videos

2014

12

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Every once in a while…I get stumped with a very important question…what’s the best thing in a liquor store…the booze on the shelf…with so many options…or the ratchet girl twerking…and what it comes down to is that both are equally magical experiences…

Chelsea Handler Telling Piers Morgan He Sucks is Solid
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Underboob
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Kea Ho is Don Ho’s Hooker Daughter
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The New Flash Suit is Gay as Fuck
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Bruce Jenner is a Fucking Babe
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I LOVE CAM GIRLS
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I wonder if Terry Came on Lupita’s Face while Jared Leto Took Pics
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In Case you Missed it Porn #TittyTuesday
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The Guy with Butt Cracks at the MAgic Tournament
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One Girl – 14 Music Genres
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

12

Mar

Late Night Booty Call of the Day

These bad girls licking at EACH OTHER’S TITS are a lot better than the bad girls I was just drinking with…they were just bad…and not in a hip hop bad means amazing way…and not in a they are so naughty they are bad girls and that makes me cum way…they were bad in the traditional, originally definition of bad, made me want to throw up because they were busted and made me understand spousal abuse because they were horrible..

But luckily, the internet…is always here to save me and these young. hot. naked. lesbian experimenting models…JENNA and Dillon make tonights failures seem ok…and far behind me….

My god they are hot…to see spread asshole….licking..and face riding CLICK HERE

To see some of the hottest porn being produced right now CLICK HERE

Posted in:NSFW|X-Art

2014

11

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

The worst thing to do when you see a woman breast feeding is to ask for a sip…especially when it is in the mall and her baby daddy is around the corner doing what looks like a drug deal….

Here are some links…

Lorde Gets Mad At Radio Host for Asking if She’s a Dyke with Taylor Swift
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A bunch of Underboob
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Whores in the Tub with Inflatables
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Lisa Opie Bikini
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Slut of the Day
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10 Indie Games from SXSW
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Vote for the Most Embarrassing Picture on the Internet
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Erin Andrews Cleavage
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Naked Jake Gyllenhaal
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Julianna Hough Lesbian Haircut
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Emily Sears is a Fake Looking Hooker
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Lily Aldridge in Lingerie
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THe Dude from Magic the Gathering Tournament Posing with Butt Cracks
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New Clip From Captain America
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Family Calls 911 After Held Hostage By Cat
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Cheryl Cole Calves
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Kimberly Garner is Awesome
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Eva Green Topless in the New 300
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Tara Holt See Through
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Kim Kardashian Cleavage
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Topless Protesters of Ukraine
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Here are Girls in Glasses
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Lauren Goodger in a White One Piece Lookin’ Hot
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Black Bear Walking Across a Rope
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Khloe Kardashian’s Shorts Should be Illegal
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Jhene AIko is Alright…
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Jessica Simpson in a Dress
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Dog Eating Breakfast
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India Reynolds – Holly Coleman and Holly Hagan Topless for NUTS
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Some Fit Greek Girl in a Bikini
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Some Flashing Gifs
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Hot South African Model
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I’d Actually Fuck This:
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Shakira Likes Being Owned by her Husband
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Page 3 Girls of the Day
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Pussy Fingers
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A Bunch of Hot Nude Models
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A Whole Lot of Cleavage….
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Ireland Baldwin – Purple Hair Don’t Care
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Slutty Celebrity Candid Pics
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Natasha Oakley Bikini
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Dirty Fucking Girls Giving you dirty Fucking Phone Sex…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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The Best Lesbian Porn of All Time
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Riding the Dildo
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Some awful Naked Amateur Pics
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I LOVE CAM GIRLS
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Whisk in the Pussy Is Weird
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The Craziest Tits on Earth
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SWINGING SWINGER SEX VACATIONS!!
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The Craziest Nipple You Will See Today
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You’ll Never Believe the Size of this Dildo
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Girl Caught Changing
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A Teen Model and Her Pussy
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Big Tits Working Out
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Cam Girl Smoking
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It’s #TittyTuesday the Porn Edition
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Probably the Best Squirting Video You’ll Ever See
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Hey Loser – Get Pussy!
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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My Favorite Porn Site
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

11

Mar

Eva Green Topless in 300 of the Day

I am pretty sure the only reason anyone knows of Eva Green is because she was naked in some movie about incest or teen sex or something scandalous from a decade ago…meaning her 10 year older tits are hardly as interesting, but maybe that’s just because she’s not showing her awesome bush…assuming she’s still got it 10 years later…I guess she’s gone mainstream Hollywood, and that’s what makes these exciting, you know fuck those awesome incest sex scenes from that indy movie…The Dreamers 10 years ago….and focus on her nipples today…because it’s new content, since the old nudes are played out by now.

Who cares. Tit Gif. That’s what matters.

Posted in:Eva Green

2014

11

Mar

Iza Goulart Fitness Tip of the Day

Thanks for the tip Izabel Goulart…you lean fitness and bikini and lingerie model machine that thanks to her high muscle mass and testosterone she’s slowly transitioning to a native Tranny from Brazil, that I don’t mind is a tranny, because trannies try harder to be ladies than ladies, not that Izaebel Goulart is a tranny, but if she was, I’d totally suck her dick…

Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2014

11

Mar

Lena Dunham Vile and Horrible Smut from TV of the Day

I don’t watch GIRLS, based on Lena Dunham getting naked clips, I just assume I’ll hate it, and anytime anyone tells me it’s a good show, or a smart show, I have to agree that Lena Dunham is smart, she comprised her dignity and put herself out there in a cry for attention, pretending it was a feminist move, speaking to all the fat girls everywhere that they do can be naked on TV, while making less fat girls confident in their own bodies, saying “at least I am not Lena Dunham”…

But I find it offensive…disgusting…vile…inappropriate pornography that belongs on a GORE site, not on HBO…and here she is making us hate our penises for knowing some of us would fuck her while drunk, but embracing her penis like a bunch of homos at the theatre, because there’s not way girls can look like this…

All this to say, I wish she was more of a behind the scenes girl…this is so pushing the fucking envelope in all the wrong ways…it’s like hot tits are porn, but bad tits are art…fuck you world…fuck you all to hell…

Seriously, I just watched this clip again and it scares me….in a wanting to cunt off my penis and distract me with my bleeding to death sine I have no use for it now that I’ve turned asexual…

Posted in:Lena Dunham

2014

11

Mar

Nicki Minaj Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Nicki Minaj loves herself, even though it seems like she has no idea who herself actually is.

Not that I am going to go into some analysis of some big booty, big titty, video vixen, bad rapper, who I am convinced was cast at a casting call that was held at her NYC acting college, and that was never an authentic thing, but rather just a take on Lady Gaga…

But I don’t know Nicki Minaj, I just know her music has gone from candy coated pop, to weird Lil Kim Hip Hop, with songs like her “nigga nigga nigga” song that came out last month, even though she’s whiter than most white people I know.

It’s a lit, it’s smoke and mirrors, a pop act to make quick cash…but you know what…she has big tits, and she likes posting them to keep her pervert fans happy…like you…and me…who appreciate self produced erotica no matter how soft core it is….

Posted in:Nicki Minaj

2014

11

Mar

Selena Gomez Dance Rehearsal of the Day

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If you’re wondering why these practice dance videos of Selena and Justin are being released to the internet by Selena Gomez’s mom, who is a genius Hollywood manager…even though it doesn’t take all that much to be a genius manager when exploiting her little baby…It’s pretty basic maneuvering that created Selena Gomez…

That said, she gets how this shit works, that Bieber is a great marketing hook, and that timing is everything, so maximize when you can, and the joke in all this is that Selena and Justin, may have never even had sex or dated, and it may all be some lie and if they did, it’s thanks to her mom’s pimping…but ultimately, the world is talking about them, so it worked…

I mean, these dance videos aren’t even erotic…but I am posting them anyway…

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2014

11

Mar

Middle East Gas Station Viral Video of the Day

This is what they call viral pranks in the middle east…This is their version of Punk’d where the biggest asshole isn’t Ashton Kutcher, but rather a fuelling close up is a little too authentic for me…but I guess the humor in all this is that the media wants you to think the Middle East was capable of the biggest terrorist attack on US soil…when they are clearly more into goats.

If you don’t like that…here’s a Traffic Dance video I don’t really understand and that is not that good

If you don’t like that…here’s a dude falling through a toll booth floor in Asia, which may or may not where that Malaysian airline is hiding…

Posted in:Videos

2014

11

Mar

Sara Malakul Lane Hot in Some Men’s Shirts of the Day

In the event you don’t read the site, Sara Malakul Lane is some up and coming LA Actress, who is, according to her IMDB is in all kinds of movies this year…meaning we’ll be seeing a lot more of her…and that is a good thing, at least for me, because I think I have tricked her into falling in love with me, thanks to my constant tweets, and comments on her instagram…when I see titties I want in my mouth, you just can’t let little things like the law come in the way of love…even if you probably should because it’s scaring those tits away from your mouth…

These pics of her in a men’s shirt are by some dude named Yves Huy Truong…and I am imagining this being the morning after I violate her ass with my seed…only problem is that I don’t own men’s shirts…I’m not that classy…

I’ve posted her tits HERE and HERE and HERE

Posted in:Sara Malakul Lane