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2015

09

Jun

Miley Cyrus Naked in Paper Magazine of the Day

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So Miley Cyrus got naked and covered in randon shit in Paper Magazine, like she was still a hick headed to her grandfather’s house for a sleep over…

Because Paper magazine figured out the formula of getting media / tabloid whores that don’t actually matter naked…even though they are always naked…and presenting it as news, or something interesting, when it is really just distraction for overworked assholes with little time or energy to put into things, and this is more entertaining than the fact that the Government is raping us like a bunch of fucking idiots…

So let’s focus on distractions like this, or sexuality and gender issues, or nipples…instead of saying “hey taxes are fuck, the federal reserve is not owned by the country, ISIS and Bin Laden and Sadam all created by the west, why are we such drone idiots”…or…we care about Miley’s fucking nipples…that aren’t even that new, exciting or hot to look at in her lesbian hustle…

Fuck this noise, it is just noise…but here is that noise anyway…because that’s just the kind of hypocrite I am..This is what breaks the internet…a tool you’re all being tracked on..

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2015

09

Jun

Beyonce’s Vegan Tits of the Day

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Beyonce amazes me, and not in a she calls herself “Queen B” and that’s fucking entitled and obnoxious of any girl, esspecially a rich cunt who has nothing to prove, except maybe that she’s still got sex appeal, because she’s got everything else, and with a husband that keeps cheating on her with Kanye and other sluts, I’d assume it has got to her head making her work extra hard on her exhibitionism to keep up with the young girls…instead of just raising her kid like a lady..because none of these girls are ladies…they are just fame whore trash trying so hard to stay relevant…even though they can afford to disappear…and should fucking disappear…

Anyway, here’s some Queen B bikinis selfies…showing off her tits…fascinating…but only because there is no need for this…amateur selfie by a photog that has been photoshopped nonsense to connect with the commoners…she is a queen.

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2015

09

Jun

Selena Gomez Instagram Shower of the Day

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All these Disney Twats live in the same part of Los Angeles County….its called Calabasas and if anyone was to want to attack the hub of the future fall of pop culture and our society that keeps getting dumber and dumber with each generation…that would be the spot…

Girls like Miley, Bieber, the Jenners…and Kardashians live there, and to say having them taken out back and shot would be a benefit for us all is an understatement…

That said, I guess LA is all a wasteland filled with this filth…filth that I only apprecaite because it is getting more and more sexualized and slutty while remaining the same clueless, vapid puppet. producing content that I prefer to their other historically bubblegum shit..

So here’s Selena reacting to Miley’s big pictures, because they are both the same fucking thing, Disney bred…pile of garbage identity crisis weirdness with too much money…and I guess in that they must both compete with each other for the most attention…because why else would Selena post a shower pic…I mean why do any girls post shower or bath pics..so we know they are relaxing..we get it, you’re a whore…

Here’s the whore…

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2015

09

Jun

Magdalena Frackowiak for Porter No. 9 Magazine of the Day

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Magdalena Frackowiak is an Eastern Eruopean model who I’ve heard is terrible, but she’s in this shoot with David Bellemere who is one of my favorite photographers, for something called Porter No.9, and she’s fucking lovely and I don’t hold her communist, probably poor, being sold off to American modeling agencies against her, I mean why the fuck wouldn’t she work for evil corporations making more in a day than her family makes in a fucking year, and why wouldn’t she be an absolute cunt about it, these communists have no souls…it’s not news people…

Here are the pics.

Here’s Andreea Diaconu…also in Porter Magazine but in shitty pics…maybe one day she’ll get a post of her own…

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2015

09

Jun

Lady Gaga is the Pig on Miley’s Magazine Cover of the Day

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Lady Gaga is a chubby little pig that we can assume was in the cover of the Miley Cyrus Paper Magazine cover they tried to break the internet with – even though we’ve all seen Miley’s tits…and pubic hair painted pink…at least in our fantasies…

People tend to forget that Gaga pretty much paved the way for girls like Miley to embrace “weird” and scandal, without having any level of autheticity…

Whether one was a rich kid or a Disney kid…they both had a team of people advising them on “Gay is a good market, do gay, and kids these days on tumblr love having double lives where they get naked and think they are feminists”…virtually the same candy coated bullshit scammer manipulated a generation that doesn’t dig beneath the surface…

All this to say, I’d dig beneath Gaga’s surface and into her anus…thanks to having a rally fun ass that I grabbed before she was famous, pretty much Father’s day in 2009…and I remember…because I was like for such a gross face and seemingly gross body…this ass is firm as fuck…true story…that ends with my peak…and have since thrown in the towel..but to be honest..the towel was already thrown in then…

Here she is being disgusting and crying for attention somewhere.

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2015

09

Jun

Shanina Shaik FOR J. Crew of the Day

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Shanina Shaik is some other Victoria’s Secret model, it seems like all models are these days, at least the ones who get naked and half naked for “fashion” that isn’t really fashion but rather sweat shop made crap equivalent to internet porn in quality, but called “fashion” because they are billionaires and capable of spinning it to the retards of the world…thanks to those retards paying way too much money for their shit at the mall….

Well, it looks like she’s been lent out to another brand, possibly secretly owned by the original evil brand…but they wouldn’t want you knowing that all this shit is the fucking same…including but not limited to the pictures they are in.

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2015

09

Jun

Jessica ALba’s Coconut Water Hooker Tits of the Day

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Jessica ALba is a bit of a scam, but is she really a scam, when she’s just allowed the public to think she’s this budding entrepreneur for a company worth 1 billion dollars that uses her star power to market themselves, while being run by a strong team…it’s like rich and successful people say “hey, we like you, let’s use you because you’re a huge star and we’ll give you 20% and you can have creative control, just promote this shit for us for free, brands pay millions for this, let’s just give you equity and make hundreds of millions”…to which she says “well, I was thinking of doing that Honey sequel because my acting career was all a lie, let’s make my business careeer a lie, and I’ll take on the good jobs that come in, like other movies because that’s my passion guys, and ZICO who paid me stupid money to pose with a bottle in the most obvious low level ay…but at least she’s got cleavage…because cleavage makes it all ok..

Totally uninteresting but this is what ZICO wasts us doing..

Here is some Alba in a sports bra…

A photo posted by Jessica Alba (@jessicaalba) on Jun 8, 2015 at 3:13pm PDT

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2015

09

Jun

Michelle Buswell in a Bathing Suit for Elle Spain of the Day

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Michelle Buswell is a 31 year old model…who has been a model for a long fucking time…probably longer than I’ve been doing this site..and for some reason, I’ve never heard of her..despite her probably being a millionaire because of modeling, or at least married to a billionaire as these models do…

I am not saying I am the most prolific source of models and their bikini or nude or lingerie shoots on the internet,…but I am…and to not ever be featured in 10 years of this shit…is a fail on her part…I mean every girl’s dream is to have her tits on a blog written by some pervert loser with no friends, money or real authority in anyway…hell, I’m not even funny…why the fuck are you here?

Oh right, model in a bikini, in her 30s, still hot, because I guess 30 isn’t that old when you’re dead on the inside.

All this to say, I never bus well, bussing is the most humiliating, disgusting, depressing experience to remind you that you’ve lost at life…and here some bikinis on a babe in her 30s to rub it the fuck in..

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2015

09

Jun

Grace Jones Interesting Outfit of the Day

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I come from an era where porn was shown in art house theatres and peep shows…where tits were really only available to you in Playboy and Penthouse and Hustler and pretty hard to get your hands on, and when you did get your hands on it, you wanted to wash your hands because everyone who got to it before you had cummed to the girl, magazine in hand…which was kind of gross unless you were a faggot, which was an accepted term for a faggot at the time.

That said, the one thing that was easy, readily availabkle, unsuspecting tits was National Geographic with their tribal photography…

So old as fuck James Bond Grace Jones dressed up tribal, showed some tits on stage and the whole thing was terribly racist, but not as racist as if a white guy did it…but luckily it involved 60 year old non-tribal nipples…oretending to be tribal…which I guess is dreams coming true to someone….just not me…

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2015

09

Jun

13 Minutes of Girls on Trampolines of the Day

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I would assume that this video is not about to win any film festival awards for genius, but I will argue that the storyline and execution is probably better than most of the smut coming out of Hollywood, and I’m not just saying that because I am a bitter man, or because I am a frat boy half retard who likes girls jumping in slow motion on trampolines, and that is enough of a story for me to really commit to the cause for the 13 minutes they want from me…actually..it is…

The simplicity of producing shit like this, or girls skipping, or girls doing push ups, or girls just sitting around doing nothing while showing off ass or tits…is one of the last pure things in this world that reminds us that we are half retards…and this is all it takes.

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