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2015

11

Jun

Alena Blohm for Free People of the Day

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Alena Blohm has ruined all the other girls for me…but more importantly…she has reminded my how shitty my reality is…in being a hot fucking German pile of amazing I want to stick my dick in like that time I stuck my dick in a pile of spaghetti noodles because a friend told me it felt better than sex…and it didn’t…

Alena Blohm has made me want to break up with all my imaginary model girlfriends, who don’t know I exist, so that I can focus my love on her…..I feel like when you know you know…it’s like why bother with anyone else, when you’ve found all you’ve ever looked for..

Sure, I’m not about to delete tinder for this bitch, I mean it’s not like she’s sucking my dick every night and making me hate her, as girls do…she’s can’t expect more than I’m already giving, and I’m sure she’s not, you know…as she doesn’t know I exist..

It’s a general theme in my life…

Posted in:Alena Blohm|SFW

2015

11

Jun

Givenchy’s New Campaign Seems Interesting of the Day

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The models in this campaign are: Candice Swanepoel, Jamie Bochert, Mariacarla Boscono and Frankie Rayder

The directors are Mert & Marcus, just a couple of fashion homos who made a lot of noise with some shit they did with Miley and some other shit they did with Rihanna, because I guess these assholes are massive and book a lot of good celebrity filled jobs…they’ve pulled off the scam…make the people with money believe..

That said, this concept, girls in an opulent place, dressed up all fancy like they were going to a ball, in an erra when people went to balls, and didn’t just suck balls because they were rich..you know the kind of “getting dressed up like this isn’t public high school prom”…before all the Beyonce’s and Rihanna started showing up in outfits they got at the sex shop…

ALl while playing basketball, riding BMXes, skipping…wtf…this shit almost blew my mind if their depth of polarized themes “why are these dressed up girls doing stuff they’d do at the gym, in a nice mansion”…wasn’t low level creativity…

I still dig it…

Posted in:SFW|stepFASHION

2015

11

Jun

Stella Maxwell By David Bellemere for Marie Claire of the DAy

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That sounded like a horrible poem, far too french for my liking, since French people are the fucking worst, except maybe the French girl I met on tinder who always begs me for anal, without even knowing me…or the French girl on snapchat who constantly shows me how small her vagina is – with excitement…like “Look How Small I Am even though I am 30”..because maybe French people aren’t the worst, they just have a bad attitude because they’ve figured it out and what they’ve figured out is that everyone else is a trashy fucking idiot who lives life wrong, while they are out topless on the beach…drunk..and rockin’ bush..

That said, David Bellemere is my favorite photographer and he’s really fucking winning at this photography thing…recently hired by Victoria’s Secret for the brand turn around…and taking fucking over…one half naked sexy pic at a time…

Here he is with Stella Maxwell, from Victoria’s Secret….making magic…I am a fan.

Posted in:SFW|Stella Maxwell

2015

11

Jun

Elena Melnik by Igor Oussenko Nude for Fashion of the Day

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It always amazes me when Russian women break free from a life as a mail order bride, cam girl, hooker for the rich men…and actually establish a career in the fashion industry, which in a lot of ways is worse than the sex trade, because Human Trafficking that leads to a better life for the poor as fuck, yet hot as fuck, thanks to communism ethnic cleansing, doesn’t have shit on a billion dollar, made in sweatshop factory, to overcharge the public by making them think there is some inherent value due to a brand name, leading to debt and suicide…fashion kills people…but I guess fahsion is also sex because people wear fashion to look good and fashion get girls naked to sell fashion…and I guess what I am saying is that this Trump model, who has worked for big brands, is on the “hey I have tits, shoot me in black and white, it’s art or editorial, or a creative, while being an excuse to show my tits, maybe making me the next Emrata…and I like that about her…

Russians…such good work ethic….and tits…

Elena Melnik may be the future…

Posted in:Elena Melnik|NSFW

2015

11

Jun

Amber Heard for Elle Magazine of the Day

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If you want to see a homewrecker in a magazine being boring – here’s Amber Heard….

Everyone likes to point the finger at her for being a young harlot, trying to lure in fantasy man Johnny Depp so that she could be by his side into his 60s and 70s, every woman’s dream, I think I read Kate Moss wanted that but got the fuck out when motherfucker turned 30 and was old news…because actors are little bitches, and listening them complain about prostate issues and all the other ailments…is just fucking awesome for a girl who makes her own money and needs none of that shit…

Like all predator situations, it is more likely that creepy old man Depp, who always cheated on his French baby momma, fell for AMber Heard, because he could smell her youth…and the producers she fucked to get to where she was, starring next to him…and like a predator thanks to his Testosterone shots and viagra, he attacked…and she made him make an honest woman out of her…otherwise she’d have none of that cheating shit…

Not that I like to analyze relationships of these idiots, it’s just that these pics of her are so fucking boring that I am reminded she’s no longer the bisexual attention seeker, but a wife…and as we all know..wife’s suck..usually pretty well..because they want anything but their husband inside them…True story….don’t believe me? Just ask your wife.

Posted in:Amber Heard|SFW

2015

11

Jun

Romantic Couple on the Streets of Madrid and Other Videos of the Day

Arabs Do Cars Better Than You

NRL Player Ben Ross – Breaks ARm Arm Wrestling on TV

Crossing the Street Badly

Pedestrian of the Day

Stump VS Car

Eye Witness of the Day

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

11

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I like when girls think I degrade women for calling out girls who degrade themselves..and google themselves…just horrible fucking people…while celebrating girls who want to be seen in a hotter light…by doing shoots with them to make them reach that level of guys wanting to jerk off to you that genetically they want…

I am not a misogynist, I love women, and hate pop culture twats who are hypoctrical…

I also love nudes…So send nudes…it’s not degrading to jerk off to you…it’s a celebration of your ass and pussy…

Here are some morning links…

Babes with Dark Hair and Light Eyes
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Witness on the News of the Day
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Water Whores
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Homemade Laser
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Homer and Marge Aren’t Getting Divorced
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Hookers in Bikinis…
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Chris Pratt on Nipples
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Toasting Knife…
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High School Principal Loses Job for Defending Pool Party
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Holly Madison Tell All on Hugh Hefner
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Ass in Shorts of the Day
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Mom’s AMazon Review
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

10

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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The world is a giant pervert….a giant porn set gone bad…yet some people still think I am a dirty old man because I like knowing what girls get off to. what they masturbate to, how they fuck, when they fuck, and what makes them cum when they fuck. I like to know what panties they are wearing. what their bush looks like, if they have one…what their vagina looks like, what their spread asses look like…I like seeing the dirtiest pics on their phones, the dirtiest videos and hearing the dirtiest stories…

I am a dirty old man.

I am non-threatening, not actively involved, not interested in fucking, it’s probably what married dudes try to get out of their daughter’s friends…

Dirty Old Man Shit…Here are some stepLINKS

Crazy Fucking Asses
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Jennifer Aniston Says She’s Has Hard Nipples
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Farah Holt is Hot
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Charlie Sheen Hospiatlized for Bad Clams
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Woman Arrested for Throwing Burger at Boyfriend
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Elle Ganning Tight Jeans
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Pictures from the New X Files
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Fame Whores in Bikini
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Seriously Trashy Slut in Lingerie
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Greer Grammer at an Event
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Heather Graham’s Legs on Set
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Some Braless Trash
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Slutty Sports Girls
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Fan Catches a Line Drive Barehanded
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Slut of the Day
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Flattenting the Streets of San Francisco
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Jaimie Alexander in a Red Dress
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The Fappening Hacker Possibly Caught
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Britney Spears Shopping
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How to Distinguish AMericans
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Carla Gugino in a Pink Dress
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Coke on Lead
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Jessica Chast
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Flakka Takes Over FLorida
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Kimberly Garner – Fame Whore
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Kim Kardashian is Having a Boy – Still Hope She Dies in Childbirth
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Huge Tits
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Ladder Prank
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Megan Fox in Leggings
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Marge and Homer Break Up…
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Girls Rolling in Sand
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Chloe Madeley in a Bikini
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Sarah Hyland Pokies
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Pople Like Chris Pratt
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Jessica Alba Shopping
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A Bunch of ASses Because Wednesaday
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Christie Brinkley Bra Kind Of
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Model in Shorts
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Ron Howard’s Daughter’s Tits
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Victoria Silvstedt is a Whore
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Stoned girl Christina…
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Dumb Bitch Falls Hard
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Bike Ride Titty Flash
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Mom of the Day
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Bad Porn Acting
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Big Lactating Tits..
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See Joey Fisher and Other Busty Brunette Celebs Nude
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Naked Babe of the Day
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Charli XCX Panties
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Creepy Shower Video
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So Much Cam Pussy Cam Pussy Cam Pussy
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Greek Celebrity with an Awesome Ass
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Bed Orgasm
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The Hottest Thing To Do On the Internet -EVER…Ever…EVER!! Young Sluts Naked…
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Some Chick and Her Big Tits
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Apple Tracks Your Sex Now
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Sex Tape that Isn’t a Sex Tape But is Still a Sex Tape of the Day
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

10

Jun

Alessandra Ambrosio Sex Scene of the Day

The show is called Verdades Secretas….It is some immigrant shit that I assume is from Brazil…so not quite immigrant shit to them…but immigrant shit to me and this is my site so that’s what matters…

So I don’t understand what the fuck is going on here…I don’t know if this is even Alessandra Ambrosio, Victoria’s Secret model trying out acting, because acting is a fucking joke and anyone can do it…

Maybe this was always her dream as a young girl to be on some low budget National soap opera looking pile of shit….or maybe now that she’s one of the most famous people out of Brazil, the offers come in, as you come in your sock, watching what she agreed to do…that seems to be a sex scene, but that I could be wrong about because I didn’t bother watching it…I got better shit to do…like sext.

I don’t know if this is old news, a big deal, because I assume none of this nonsense matters…but there is a homeless woman across the street peeing on the sidewalk…that to me is interesting…that to me matters…real people doing real things…I just can’t pull off filming this…people get so sensitive when it comes to homeless people…but here’s Alessandra in verdades secretas instead.

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|NSFW

2015

10

Jun

Willa Holland in Panties of the Day

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Here is some Willa Holland demonstrating how good social media is…because girls can take sexy pics, and they do take selfie pics, not just when they are famous or catering to their fans, but because they are girls and girls love being sexy…it’s a fucking fact that stems from their uteruses wanting to be filled on a physiological level…

That is why if you were to go onto instagram at any given time – you will see half naked girls. Some will have 100,000 followers, some 1,000,000, others have 2,000 and still get naked on the shit…pretty much leveling the playing field and making it fair game for anyone to be jerked off to…and you don’t need to be Brian De Palma’s stepdaughter, or Steve Spielberg’s goddaughter, to be relevant thanks to panty pics…every last one of you is relevant or can be relevant thanks to panty pics…and thank god for that…

Posted in:SFW|Willa Holland