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2015

08

Jun

Niykee Heaton Does Snapchat of the Day

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Her name is Niykee Heaton.

She’s a youtube Bieber style cover song singing bottom feeder who got signed to Timberlake’s label early on when he say his gay best friend Usher make 100 millions off Bieber and figured like MTV did with Tila Tequila – that this was the way to go….something she was probably stoked on…but that she quickly realized required extra marketing efforts and use of her tits and ass like all girls these days, especially the feminist ones do…and has turned on the instagram…and now the snapchat for things like this…porny…and amazing…keep up the good work…

I can’t wait to see the music videos…I’m sure all your daughters need this in a pop leader…you know the more porny Rihanna…who is already porny enough…

The world may be doomed, but at least girls are slutty.

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2015

08

Jun

Beth Behrs and the Worst Kind of Panty Flash of the Day

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Nothing ruins a potential panty upskirt like a pair of SPANX…

I am all for shape shifting underwear to make a girl look better than she does thanks to the aging process, bad diet, laziness…if those shape shifting underwear are never seen, but rather just a took to cover up a girl’s laziness..

I am not for shape shifting underwear in my porn, in my sex, or on girls I want to bang….or get back to my house to bang…because it is a lie that perpetuates a lie and it is too affordable and accessible…like the push up bra…anyone can get one..when fake tits used to be something that involved more commitment..and not just slippng into bike shorts like a suasage…

This Beth Behrs chick is from 2 Broke Girls…but not broke at all..but I guess not overly secure with her body…trying to tighten up shop…instead of just doing squats…rich people..so lazy.

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2015

08

Jun

Daisy Lowe’s See Through Dress of the Day

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I like all things with daddy issues…even though I think all things have daddy issues…because why else is every girl fucking crazy…from good home or not…maybe the idea of daddy issue should just be thrown out the window and instead we’ll just call it “capable of having a period”….but then that would exclude the meth addicts and old bitches in menopause who are just as daddy issue crazy..but can’t get their periods…

Not that it matters…what matters is Daisy Lowe’s level of lovely..in her see through but not really dress that shows her underwear that’s not really underwear….but meant to be seen for fashion and maybe a little attention that could be because her dad is a tranny fucking, Gwen Stefani Marrying, Australian perverts who had to paternity test her…when she was old enough to be scarred from the experience…and that’s a good thing…to me…

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2015

08

Jun

Chloe Bridges Bikini of the DAy

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Her name is Chloe Bridges, I don’t know if she’s related to Jeff or Lloyd or the Other Bridges…maybe she’s one of their daughters, or maybe she’s just some stage parented kid, who isn’t a kid anymore but who has been in the game since she was 16, not that this is a very fun game but it is a joke…the amount of money these idiots make…and how they represent everything that is wrong with society…all while encouraging other talentless fucks to try to find their talent or at least fake it long enough to get some noise around them so that they can be shot by the paparazzi too..

Her IMDB includes nothing you’ve ever heard of…except one or two episodes on some popular shows…

But her PR Team has gone the route of typical..bikini bullshit..that is still bikini…even if it is bullshit..

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2015

08

Jun

Reese Witherspoon Continues to Brainwash the Masses of the Day

I would say that this is Reese Witherspoon patronizing the masses..like she was Walmart and not at some Walmart event doing a little dance for these lower middle class people to feel joy and excitment thanks to having depressing lives that led them to a Walmart event…

It’s like “Oh she’s like us, she’s like us and she’s gone hollywood, she’s like us, just a good old country girl”…forgetting she’s a vapid twat, with 100s of millions of dollars, who plays country bumpkin, drunk cop patronizing brat, to keep them all on her side…because people are half retarded…as you already know..

Posted in:Reese Witherspoon

2015

08

Jun

Aubrey Plaza Bikini Photos of the Day

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The interesting thing about being famous, or semi-famous, or whatever the fuck Aubrey Plaza is, I mean I thought she was just some chick in youtube videos for CollegeHumor, but I guess I was wrong…

Is that there is so much importance on her or any of these girls…as soon as they put on a bikini…like “OMG, look at this random slag in a bikini, at the beach, where she is supposed to be wearing a bikini”…like it is fucking news, or important…

You’d think that all the porn available to you, would make things like this…totally flimsy and uninteresting…I mean she doesn’t even have that great of a body or massive comical tits…or really anything…yet she’s in a bikini..so let’s make a story about it…because tits get hits…and I’d say I want nothing to do with this, but validating, or using bikinis as a Promotional tool, and seeing it work…always low level enough to make me laugh to myself…but barely…since I think laughing is the devils work..

Who gives a fuck.

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2015

08

Jun

Cops VS Dallas Pool Party Black People Went To and Other Videos of the Day

Texas Gas Station Fight

Brazilian Spiderman Robber Fail of His Life

Man VS Motorcycle

Police Snatch Phone – Spray Dude

Little Kid Taken Away in a Bouncy Castle

Police Smash Car to Get Driver Out


Chinese Elevator Death of the Day

Sometimes It is Better to Lose the Shoe

Woman Gives Birth in Toilet…

Old Man VS Punk

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2015

08

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I would assume that if I left my house…magical things could happen…but then I look at my phone…and realize…that all these girls who think I am 23 on Tinder send me nudes that I wouldn’t get if I did leave my house…so like a smart investor, I’m gonna invest my time in that…since it’s not about life experiences, and meeting great people, I’m married and Miserable…It’s about not leaving bed as often as you can..while distracting yourself by the doomed world…the miserable life you live…with NOODZ….

That pretty much sums up the weekend…here some links of people and things you probably don’t care about, but you’re mindless and figure – click, see, leave…distract…

I get you…we are in this together.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Nancy Sinatra’s Bikini Picture
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I would Fuck Me Some Charli XCX
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Today in Thigh Gap
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Kid Trolling Bus Driver Gets Trolled
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Soon Drunk Driving Will be Impossible – There Goes Our Freedom
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Little People are Divorcing…
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Rugby Woman of the Day
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Beyonce Fans are Mad at Beyonce
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Queen of Versaille’s Daughter Found Dead…
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Aubrey Plaza Bikini Photos
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2015

05

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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What always amazes is me is how girls are really into porn…which would make sense, since pornographers are usually the cheesy dude at the club the girls are circulating around who you’d probably want nothing to do with, cool people don’t do porn and girls hate cool people..

These girls are also really into hardcore sex, being degraded…it’s fucked..

What isn’t fucked is when modeling agencies reject me when I ask to hire their model who is barely a model…and probably more of a dates rich guys….

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Here are some stepLINKS….

Phoebe Price Spreading her Legs
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Things that Bounce
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Some Random Gold Digger in a Bikini
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Man Masturbating in Port-a-Potty Pays the Price…
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Rumer Willis Commemorates Her DWTS Win
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Hilary Duff Rejected By 7 Men
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Alexa Chung and Alex Skarsgard Together
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Kendall Jenner Ass in Leggings of the Day
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Slut of the Day
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Big Titty Friends of the Day
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Charli XCX on the Today Show
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Here are some Hip Hop Songs Covered….
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Halle Berry Lives
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Michelle Lewin Bikini Body
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Film Stunt Fail
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28 Tragic and Bizarre Crimes of Passion
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The Smart Cock Ring
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Some Crazy Tattoos
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Prankster Gets Pranked…
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Sylvie Meis in Bikini
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Sharon Stone Pokies
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Old Pics of Jessica Simpson in a Bikini
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31 TV Series That Were Canceled Before Airing an Episode
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Yacht Lift Fail
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Tom Cruise’s Assistant Looks Familiar….
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Lia Marie Johnson is the New It Girl…
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Charli XCX Panties
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Chris Pratt Was Impotent When Fat
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Song of the Day
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Greek Hooker Grabbing HEr Tits
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Truth or Drink – Asking Exes Awkward Sex Questions
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Sam Faiers for FHM
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Hilary Duff Thick Legs
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Mila Kunis Making Out GIF
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Scroll Down to See a Terrifying Drew Barrymore
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17 Everyday Objects That Were Turned Into Prison Weapons
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Man Gnawed Through Seatbelt to Attend Son’s Bday Party
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Duggar Sisters Forgive Creeper Brother
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Turtle Won’t Give Up Pike…
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Duck Duck Goose Fail
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Bai Ling See Through Dress
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Snoop Dog on Caityl Jenner
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Minnie Mouse and Hello Kitty Get Arrested
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Ellie Goulding Holding Ed Sheeran’s Leprochaun Hand
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Armani’s Tan
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Some WAGs
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Chris Brown Gets in Fight
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Mirror Selfies
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Stoned girl Christina…
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Strip of the Day
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Blue Hair DOn’t Care
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Ass Lickin’ Lesbians…
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Flash of the Day
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Arab Vagina Carrot Eating
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See Joey Fisher and Other Busty Brunette Celebs Nude
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Just a Man and his Sex Toy
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Hairy Pussy Dildo
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So Much Cam Pussy Cam Pussy Cam Pussy
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Huge Boobs Happen
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Sex Tape that Isn’t a Sex Tape But is Still a Sex Tape of the Day
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

05

Jun

Selena Gomez Near the Breaking Point of the Day

So Selena Gomez apparently wrote this status….

I know for a fact, mainly due to her uneducated, high school drop out, education, that she didn’t in fact write this, but rather, her team of publicists and probably well paid, Ivy League educated staff put it together for her, to help her position herself in the market…

To assume that Selena has any depth whatsoever, would be to assume any vapid puppet thrown into the industry and blinded by cash and horrible stage parents are anything more than puppets…and to date, not one child star who has been whored out by their parents has really done anything substantial…and have really just self destructed from the inside…whether they are rich for life, still working or just broken drug addicts or not..

So knowing that Selena didn’t write this cry for help, or cry for attention, or lie that she’s positioning as bieng THE TRUTH…go fuck yourself…THE TRUTH…is unfortunately, not really her at breaking point, about to jump, yet just another angle to monetize…THE TRUTH….

Sometimes I get frustrated when I hear lies about who I am. The Internet is meant to keep you “updated” but it just takes old news and freezes it like it’s now. You have watched me in pain and I’ve owned up to it through my music and actions. I grew up with you. I am beyond excited to show you the next chapter, the TRUTH. I’ve been keeping so many secrets… I’m reborn in every moment so who knows what I’ll become.. As long as I’m happy with me

The above is her drunk and singing bullshit…

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