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2015

08

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I would assume that if I left my house…magical things could happen…but then I look at my phone…and realize…that all these girls who think I am 23 on Tinder send me nudes that I wouldn’t get if I did leave my house…so like a smart investor, I’m gonna invest my time in that…since it’s not about life experiences, and meeting great people, I’m married and Miserable…It’s about not leaving bed as often as you can..while distracting yourself by the doomed world…the miserable life you live…with NOODZ….

That pretty much sums up the weekend…here some links of people and things you probably don’t care about, but you’re mindless and figure – click, see, leave…distract…

I get you…we are in this together.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Nancy Sinatra’s Bikini Picture
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I would Fuck Me Some Charli XCX
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Today in Thigh Gap
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Kid Trolling Bus Driver Gets Trolled
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Soon Drunk Driving Will be Impossible – There Goes Our Freedom
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Little People are Divorcing…
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Rugby Woman of the Day
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Beyonce Fans are Mad at Beyonce
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Queen of Versaille’s Daughter Found Dead…
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Aubrey Plaza Bikini Photos
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2015

05

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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What always amazes is me is how girls are really into porn…which would make sense, since pornographers are usually the cheesy dude at the club the girls are circulating around who you’d probably want nothing to do with, cool people don’t do porn and girls hate cool people..

These girls are also really into hardcore sex, being degraded…it’s fucked..

What isn’t fucked is when modeling agencies reject me when I ask to hire their model who is barely a model…and probably more of a dates rich guys….

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Here are some stepLINKS….

Phoebe Price Spreading her Legs
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Things that Bounce
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Some Random Gold Digger in a Bikini
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Man Masturbating in Port-a-Potty Pays the Price…
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Rumer Willis Commemorates Her DWTS Win
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Hilary Duff Rejected By 7 Men
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Alexa Chung and Alex Skarsgard Together
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Kendall Jenner Ass in Leggings of the Day
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Slut of the Day
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Big Titty Friends of the Day
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Charli XCX on the Today Show
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Here are some Hip Hop Songs Covered….
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Halle Berry Lives
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Michelle Lewin Bikini Body
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Film Stunt Fail
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28 Tragic and Bizarre Crimes of Passion
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The Smart Cock Ring
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Some Crazy Tattoos
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Prankster Gets Pranked…
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Sylvie Meis in Bikini
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Sharon Stone Pokies
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Old Pics of Jessica Simpson in a Bikini
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31 TV Series That Were Canceled Before Airing an Episode
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Yacht Lift Fail
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Tom Cruise’s Assistant Looks Familiar….
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Lia Marie Johnson is the New It Girl…
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Charli XCX Panties
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Chris Pratt Was Impotent When Fat
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Song of the Day
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Greek Hooker Grabbing HEr Tits
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Truth or Drink – Asking Exes Awkward Sex Questions
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Sam Faiers for FHM
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Hilary Duff Thick Legs
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Mila Kunis Making Out GIF
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Scroll Down to See a Terrifying Drew Barrymore
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17 Everyday Objects That Were Turned Into Prison Weapons
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Man Gnawed Through Seatbelt to Attend Son’s Bday Party
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Duggar Sisters Forgive Creeper Brother
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Turtle Won’t Give Up Pike…
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Duck Duck Goose Fail
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Bai Ling See Through Dress
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Snoop Dog on Caityl Jenner
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Minnie Mouse and Hello Kitty Get Arrested
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Ellie Goulding Holding Ed Sheeran’s Leprochaun Hand
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Armani’s Tan
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Some WAGs
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Chris Brown Gets in Fight
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Mirror Selfies
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Stoned girl Christina…
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Strip of the Day
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Blue Hair DOn’t Care
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Ass Lickin’ Lesbians…
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Flash of the Day
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Arab Vagina Carrot Eating
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See Joey Fisher and Other Busty Brunette Celebs Nude
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Just a Man and his Sex Toy
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Hairy Pussy Dildo
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So Much Cam Pussy Cam Pussy Cam Pussy
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Huge Boobs Happen
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Sex Tape that Isn’t a Sex Tape But is Still a Sex Tape of the Day
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

05

Jun

Selena Gomez Near the Breaking Point of the Day

So Selena Gomez apparently wrote this status….

I know for a fact, mainly due to her uneducated, high school drop out, education, that she didn’t in fact write this, but rather, her team of publicists and probably well paid, Ivy League educated staff put it together for her, to help her position herself in the market…

To assume that Selena has any depth whatsoever, would be to assume any vapid puppet thrown into the industry and blinded by cash and horrible stage parents are anything more than puppets…and to date, not one child star who has been whored out by their parents has really done anything substantial…and have really just self destructed from the inside…whether they are rich for life, still working or just broken drug addicts or not..

So knowing that Selena didn’t write this cry for help, or cry for attention, or lie that she’s positioning as bieng THE TRUTH…go fuck yourself…THE TRUTH…is unfortunately, not really her at breaking point, about to jump, yet just another angle to monetize…THE TRUTH….

Sometimes I get frustrated when I hear lies about who I am. The Internet is meant to keep you “updated” but it just takes old news and freezes it like it’s now. You have watched me in pain and I’ve owned up to it through my music and actions. I grew up with you. I am beyond excited to show you the next chapter, the TRUTH. I’ve been keeping so many secrets… I’m reborn in every moment so who knows what I’ll become.. As long as I’m happy with me

The above is her drunk and singing bullshit…

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2015

05

Jun

Eniko Mihalik Naked for Marie Claire France of the Day

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Eniko Mihalik is a hard faced model…who is in the latest issue of Marie Claire France, reminding us that France is all about the titties and always have been, because tits are awesome and should be celebrated, or at least allowed to be exposed by the girls who own them, for the men who get turned on by them, while playing it casual as they slowly and subtly get their creep on…

Eniko Mihalik, like France, always shows her tits, so this union just makes sense…on all levels, like their moral and value code, as well as her career goals and experience, and more importantly for people like me, and I assume you, because I am convinced you are me, and my readers are just me refreshing the site in my sleep, never get bored of this shit, even when bored of this shit..

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2015

05

Jun

Kendall Jenner Ass in Leggings of the Day

As an old as fuck pervert, I don’t think I will get fully comfortable, or bored of, or acclimatized to leggings, because I remember an era of ill-fitting jeans, and leggings being worn with an oversized sweatshirt…meaning this movement, that is over a decade old at this point, thanks to American Apparel making it accessible, is almost magical, especially when girls size down and the shit is see through….often times pantyless and supportive enough to make shape their bodies right…even fat chicks who shouldn’t wear leggings are awesome to me….because leggings..

That said, here’s Kendall going to the gym, to stay in shape because she’s superficial thanks to her modeling career her 70,000 dollar faced father turned mother probably didn’t pay, but rather had paid by Ryan Seacrest, to help make this shit show happen, and stage parent mother, who really only cares about her kids when she’s not too busy whoring at least one of them out, which is never, because her vagina, like a DUGGAR has shat out some shit…literally…in what is clearly the worst STD to haunt the fucking world…

Apparently, Kendall is in Montreal this weekend because either she, or her friends are fucking Lewis Hamilton and it is an F1 Race…meaning there’s a small chance that Kendall and I will make sweet love…because sometimes you can’t fight destiny…even if I hate her family, what she represents, I don’t hate this ass enough to let it sit on my face…for a few hours…even if she’s less of an ass and more of a cunt…

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2015

05

Jun

Kate Bock in a Bikini of the Day

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I’ve heard that all the Sports Illustrated bikini models, who I find equally dull and repetitive, even though I love girls in bikinis, I’m more like, please do something interesting in that bikini…why the fuck did you get booked for this bikini issue, oh right, because you are managed by IMG, and IMG is a huge sports agency, and if SI wants to get the sports exclusives, SI Swim is going to book their models, and really the staff at SI doesn’t give a fuck, clearly they know the girls are interchangeable, throw whatever in the mix, as long as she’s in a bikini, people will talk….I digress….

I’ve heard that all Sports Illustrated bikini models are hookers…meaning for 30,000 dollars rich guys can book them for private weekend getaways, it’s not a big deal, they’d go on the getaways anyway, the money is just bonus…right…and anyone would be a hooker for 30,000 dollars, especially when making very little money “modeling”…

I don’t know if Kate Bock is one of those girls…but I assume that everyone is that kind of girl…for 30,000 dollars or the weekend.

So I decided to take it upon myself to email her “Booker”…to see if he’s a pimp…by offering a 1 hour job in a hotel room for Kate Bock…

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It turns out. She’s not a hooker, but she is hot in a bikini, even if these pics are boring….people will look…like us…even if it’s boring as fuck…

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2015

05

Jun

Ariana Grande Neck Kiss For Instagram of the DAy

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A pornstar once told me that Ariana Grande was a whore…

When a pornstar calls you are whore…that means you are really a fucking whore…because by definition…pornstars are whores…and don’t think they are whores…and for them to think someone is an actual whore…means she must be an actual whore…

I would assume that it would be directly related to her rise to the fame she now has, from fucking white rappers to black rappers to everyone in between…and I mean if a girl is chasing a dream and willing to do what it takes we shouldn’t hate..but we should watch her kiss necks on social media…..and/or wear leotards in shitty concert…because like all of these twats..stage parent puppet can sing…

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2015

05

Jun

Christina Milian CLeavage of the Day

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Christina Milian is a sad case of no one cares about her no matter how hard she tries…or how much she pulls out her tits…because she’s a mom and moms have tits…and showing them is a good way to show how good of a mom you are…especially when at a Vegas pool party…doing Champagne showers…

She’s got all the money in the world, thanks to a solid divorce and pregnancy with a rich song writer. She even has her name credited on some of the songs that he wrote so she gets residuals…yet that doesn’t fill the void of wanting to be wanted…

She did come to fame from guys cumming to her music video early on in the internet…only to be beat at her own hustle by all these modern pop tarts…because she was securing her future…She is on TV…yet she still sturggles with a “LOOK AT ME, PLEASE GOD LOOK AT ME”…like all good parents have.

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2015

05

Jun

Pia Mia Perez in a Music Video of the Day

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Pia Mia Perez is some obnoxious product of stage parents from Guam or some other bullshit..that turned her into some tumblr, instagram, superstar with a huge fan base…that I guess she has converted with her team into a record deal, because I guess, like most girls who want to be whored out to the media, can sing…as well as get naked or half naked for fans and followers…something that is both amazing and the problem with the world we live in..

Well now she’s being absorbed in the hip hop world…and she’s slated to be the next Rihanna, Ariana Grande, Nicki Minaj…who all fuck big black dick…because in case you didn’t realize Drake and Kanye are basically today’s “Christina Aguilera Genie in the Bottle”…and to make them seem like less faggot than they are…they need to pepper their shit with choruses by twats like this…tiny body, but the twat of a big girl…who can fill it up with hopes and dreams…

Here some of her shit music:

Here she is covering Rihanna

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2015

05

Jun

Rita Ora’s Cleavage Sucks at Singing of the DAy

Rita Ora did a cover version of some pop song I’ve never heard of…in a jumper with her sloppy tits…kind of spilling out…because that’s what having sloppy tits you use to make you famous is about…

I find it interesting that she’s doing a cover version of another song…like a aspiring Bieber on youtube trying to use other people’s search results to get her views…

Seems a little desperate…but I guess that sums up her career as the next Rihanna, who hasn’t become the next Rihanna…but has probably banged a lot of people promising her to be the next Rihanna…..

If you listen to the song…you will also see it seems a little painful…to listen to…squeals and squawks that rape my brain…

Here the oriignal…that is substantially better but still shit…

Next time, she should take that other cover song girl’s lead and do it in push up bra…

Here are 3 Cover versions better than Rita Ora’s

This post is not sponsored by King – Years and Years….before today I’ve never heard of them or their 40 million view video…

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