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2015

01

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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I think Bruce Jenner is giving girls a negative body image with his athletic body…in this plus sized model world…

I think that Adam Levine’s bare ass in a music video going viral is representative of how depressing the world we live in actually is…

I think the girls I meet on the internet who are nice enough to send me nudes to help me get through an otherwise depressing life…are magical..

I think you should follow me on instagram….because it’s how I get laid…

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I think you should follow me on instagram….because it’s how I get laid…

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I think you should click on my stepLINKS….because I went to the trouble of compiling them…

Here are the stepLINKS…

HUGE FUCKING TITS
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Jessica Alba Hot as fuck in Shape
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Tracy Morgan is Fucked Up..
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Rangers Fan of the Day
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Water Whore
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Rose McGowan on Molestors
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Rumer Willis has a Great Ass
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Slut of the Day
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Lindsay Lohan’s New Boyfriend
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Tom Hanks’ Son is the Fucking Worst
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Mila Kunis Stalker is On the Loose
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Elle Fanning…..
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Some Glamour Model Whore of the Day
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Lightning Crashes into a Church
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Cameron Crowe Cast a White Girl as an Asian
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Kim Kardashian’s Ankles About to Explode
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Chelsea Handler in a Bikini of the Day
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The World’s Most Insane (and Delicious) Donut Creations
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Life is Hard for this Woman
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Girls with Sports Bras
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Dita Von Teese Cleavage
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The Most Intense Biker Gang Fights in Recent History
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Fame Whore Ass in a Bikini
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Tourist Killed by Lion in South Africa
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Bill Clinton and Petra Nemcova
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Yoko Shimada Tits in a Movie….
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Kids React to Transformers
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Vanessa Hudgens in Shorts
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35 Super Cool Game of Thrones Locations You Can Really Visit
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Tom Cruise of the Day
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Taylor Swift and Her Models
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Dance of the Day
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There’s an Easy Way and a Hard Way
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Butt Over Back
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Karlie Kloss Panty Flash…
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Maitland Ward in a Bikini
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Nicki Minaj for Cosmo
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Kendall Jenner Tit….
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Ashley Tisdale Pokies
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Bikini Butt Flash
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Alligator VS Truck
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Emmanuelle Chriqui
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Joanna Krupa Side Tit of the Day
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Melissa Joan Hart Bikini Pig
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Farrah Abraham in a Bikini
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Margot Robbie and a Motorcycle
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Vince Vaughn Wants Guns in Schools…
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A Bunch of Amazing Thigh Gaps….
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Freestyle Jet Ski…
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Babes and Weed!!!
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Girl on Drugs of the Day
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Bathtime
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Who Needs a Gag Reflex
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Mood Goddess Shows her Pussy Smoking Weed
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Dildo of the Day
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See Joey Fisher and Other Busty Brunette Celebs Nude
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Crackhead Dance
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Satanic Ritual
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Cam Girl Fakes It..
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Big Titty Removes her Glasses
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So Much Cam Pussy Cam Pussy Cam Pussy
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Just a Slut at the Bar
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Kinky Asian
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Top 5 Impractical Lingerie Items
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The Hottest Internet TIME You’ll Ever Have…Ever…EVER!!
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Skinny and a Dildo
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Greek Girl is Amazing
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Just a girl going deep
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Hairy girls show their pussies for free:
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Sex Tape that Isn’t a Sex Tape But is Still a Sex Tape of the Day
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

01

Jun

Kylie Jenner Bikini Pics of the DAy

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The biggest news of the day is Kardashian oriented….the first was the worst…that Kim Kardashian is breeding yet again, because that’s what pigs do…they just keep reproducing…even though we all know she’s too self involved to ever really be a parent and we all hope that she was infertile from all the dirty unprotected sex with black men that we assume lead to countless abortions over the years…provided she’s not actually a tranny…because she looks like a tranny…far more like a tranny than her stepfather CAITLYN JENNER …who is the other big story, because he’s got great tits at 60 and looks like Katie Holmes…

Which leads us to his daughter, who I assume is handling the transition of her father, who she probably barely knows, thanks to living a self involved life across the board, these vapid LA pieces of shit…who just staff up to deal with their kids….

She’s 17, she’s been rumored to have had surgery already, it’s a family activitiy apparently, and she’s banging a 25 year old rapper who has a kid with some hooker…

More importantly….she’s being packaged as the next Kim, like every brand has a replacement to their bread winners…and I guess her bikini pics are her own cry for attention…while everyone else in the fucking family is crying for attention….but I don’t find any of this nearly as erotic and her dad’s tits…and I’m not even into Tranny porn, I’m just glad the Kardashians have some substance…and by substance I mean a chick in the family that looks like a chick…even if it has a cock…

Go See CAITLYN JENNER ….it’s more interesting than Kim Kardashian being pregnant with Kanye’s Second Kid that we Can Hppe Ends in Miscarriage…

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2015

01

Jun

Hilary Duff Dog Fetish of the Day

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Every girl loves Doggy Style, but this kind of Doggy style is not the doggy style that people like…it’s more the doggy style that makes me want to smear my asshole with peanut butter for her to lick it off, which is really what doggy style should mean, rather than just being on all fours….because it is more representative of what you sick fucks do with your dogs while you jerk off cuz they can’t tell on you…

Either way, degrading Hilary Duff isn’t my dream, I don’t really like the whole degrading women, locking them in the cage in the basement, feeding them sparesely so they lean up, and marrying them in my own cult ceremony….is just not my thing…

But I still don’t mind her tongue….that I know she’s using to get some attention now that she’s recently divorced and exploring new things…

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2015

01

Jun

Ashley Tisdale’s Ass in Shorts of the DAy

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When not looking at Ashley Tisdale’s face…she’s alright…

Not the hottest girl in Hollywood who lies about her age…and who is hardly in Hollywood now that High School Music has been cancelled…

But better than when her botched plastic surgery gets in the way…

Proving my life long thesis…that short short tight shorts make everything better….if by everything I mean a girl who isn’t too fat to make it terrifying…but rather just a skinny little thing who may ore may not be ridden with cellulite because she’s in her 40s…but that I can’t tell because I’m looking for vagina from behind definition…

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2015

01

Jun

Irina Shayk for Telegraph Magazine of the Day

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I was told that Irina Shayk had a ton of plastic surgery, but a friend sent me her vintage pics, where we can see that she just looks like a Russian.. all Russians brides look like this with their big lips and loveliness…the theory is that communism killed off the uglies…

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Her plastic surgery, is irrelevant, even with it, she was one of the hottest girls in the model who is less a model and more a hooker game…but I guess in ways she luckily escaped sex work, to perform a different kind of sex not on webcam but with rich and famous dudes….one who was gay and the other who is Brad Cooper…

All this leads to her getting in magazines like Telegraph magazine…like she matters more than most sex workers matter…and when looking at her, I understand why….

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2015

01

Jun

Kate Upton in a Make-Up Campaign of the Day

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When dealing with a fat girl with fat tits for a make-up campaign that probably paid her over a million dollars to be part of…despite her being a fat chick…or maybe they signed her on before she was a fat chick…when she was the most important model around….

This is how you crop the images…so that you can maximize her maximum size…while featuring on the two things people like about her….face and tits…get rid of the other shit…like gut and dumpy everything….

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2015

01

Jun

Taylor Swift With Gigi Hadid and Martha Hunt of the Day

Taylor Swift attaches herself to models. I don’t really know why, I am assuming it is because she wants to be a model, or is technically a model, or she wants you to see that she’s taller and skinnier than models, or maybe the models adopt her because they want the press of being Taylor Swift’s best friends….and ultimately who gives a fuck…

I’m more interested in the Taylor Swift Cameltoe, because I fucking love cameltoe, especially when I know it is caused by a slutty vagina being slutty and having a mind of it’s own…

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The idea of these girls having pillow fights, just isn’t graphic enough for me to want to jerk off to, I just find it weird….

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2015

01

Jun

Billy Ray Cyrus and Tish Cyrus Do Social Distorition Dance of the DAy

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What people seem to forget about Miley Cyrus is that she is white trash…when she does all these shocking things that are so against the Disney Way…unless you’re talking about in the offices of the Disney Execs, which since the dawn of time have been rumored to involve child rape….

Her dad was a viral song in the 90s before the internet existed. How it went viral, I dont’ fucking know and I’m not about to research…but 9 months after it did go viral, Miley was born to Tish Cyrus, some coctail waitress, and I use that word loosely, stripping looking bitch….who hopped onto Billy Ray…because that was the kind of gold digging and trapping she could do…it was either dude with a hit song or the trucker out back….go for the gold…

So together, this trash got money, like the Beverly Hillbilly-ray-cyrus’, and whoring out their daughter, was just the logical step…

So when she’s naked, flashing tit, doing her thing, and wondering where the parents are, the answer is the mom’s out having a gangbang, the dad out hunting road kill in the canyon…..when they aren’t singing Social Distortion doing the stripper dance…

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2015

01

Jun

Elizabeth Banks for Allure Magazine of the Day

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As someone who only fucks with girls who are under 25, except maybe for my wife, it amazes me when a 41 year old like Elizabeth Banks slips through the cracks and ends up in magazines half naked, that aren’t nearly as offensive as they should be, considering she’s 41 and should be raising her kids or doing whatever it is that 41 year olds do, but I guess it takes time to break into the industry and to have a career in the industry, and when it finally hits after being in a bunch of hit movies and TV shows, but nothing quite as memorable as Pitch Perfect 2….you gotta milk it like your kids…if you had kids yourself…but were smart enough to hire a surrogate because no one needs their vagina ripped apart when they have acting to do …especially when technology allows for eggs to be put into homeless chicks who need 5,000 dollars…right..

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2015

01

Jun

Nicki Minaj is Single for Cosmo of the Day

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Nick Minaj….is in Cosmo this month…where she probably discusses a whole lot of bullshit, because Nicki Minaj is bullshit…she’s some acting school, casting couch, creation to reach a hole in the market Lady Gaga made, you know a circus clown weirdo….who eventually because Lil Kim…in a weird turn from bubble gum pop…to rapping about the quivering of her asshole while being eaten out…thanks to the world being sexed the fuck out…

Well, throughout the whole thing, she went from fat chick to fat tits and fat ass….and I guess here are the vanilla and boring teeny bopper pics…

When what I think is more interesting, is that according to her instagram it looks like Nicki Minaj is single…thanks to rappers fucking groupies and getting caught…not that I find Nicki Minaj’s sex life, love life, personal life, professional life, her music…or anything about her interesting…

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