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2015

16

Apr

Emma Stern Nielsen in Bikinis of the Day

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Emma Stern Nielsen, a model I’ve followed on instagram but didn’t realize I followed on instagram, is a campaign for some bathing suit company….,

It’s like this Emma Stern Nielsen is the new apple of my eye, object of my desire, sure I’ll forget her in 3 minutes, but right now, all I want to do is suffacte as she rides my face ike a Mechanical bull…or bike…or really anything she’s into that involves riding…I am accommodating like that..

I would google her, but really why bother…look at the pics..

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2015

16

Apr

Rumer Willis Cameltoe of the Day

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Rumer Willis Potato Head…is a lot more interesting to look at now that she’s focused everyone’s attention on her lower body…and pussy definition…while she’s doing some Dancing With the Stars bullshit…because as we all know…girls are a lot hotter…even when busted in the face…if you get to see the way their pussy is built…

As someone who is a fan of all pussy…even when not a fan of all said pussy is attached to…I support whatever this weirdness may be…that I like to think all stems from Demi Moore’s damaged uterus…due to all the cock she must have taken to get a career..but I’m no doctor…maybe it’s just bad genetics…

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2015

16

Apr

Cobie Smulders Topless in Women’s Health of the Day

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Cobie Smulders is from Avengers…

Cobie Smulders is topless in some shitty magazine called Women’s Health…because there is no health without toplessness…

I don’t really consider this topless, because I can’t figure out what shape or size or color her nipples are…and she might as well be wearing a fucking shirt, in fact, she should put on a fucking shirt, she’s offending me by trying to generate some hits with topless implied pics..it’s a shit or get off the pot situation…this is the internet generation, and if you’re not going to free the fucking nipple stop fronting like you are trick.

That said, the fact she’s in Avengers is enough reason to post her, because I assume anyone who goes on sites like this is going to be into anything comic book nerd related….it takes that level of social awkwardness to even bother with news stories like this..you fucking virgin loser…who I’ve dedicated my life to catering to you with…

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2015

16

Apr

Shay Mitchell Cleavage of the Day

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A video posted by Shay Mitchell (@shaym) on

Shay Mitchell is some cunty Canadian who managed to get on some massive show, and reaffirm her cunty Canadian behavior and ego, where she felt she was too big for Canada, and she’s got the IMDB and instagram to prove it…

She’s on a massive show…she’s got a huge fan base…and now she’s showing off some cleavage…because that’s what girls do…thanks to having tits…which is a good thing because that’s what I like looking at.

TO see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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2015

16

Apr

Miley Cyrus Nipple for Mert Alas and Instagram of the Day

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I follow Miley and I follow Mert Alas on Instagram, because Mert and Marcus are the biggest photographers in the game right now, and Miley, well, Miley, as annoying as she is….still gives me boners…because she’s fun, funny, even if full of shit, bubblegum and not authentic at all…because in reality no one is authentic, and thanks to the internet…everyone is just the fucking same thirsty over-connected idiot…but she still shows her tits…and I like tits…

I just prefer when there aren’t graphics on the fucking tits…

So yeah, I saw this going down live, and didn’t care enough about it or about blogging to wait 12 or 13 hours to post it…cuz I have better shit to do…like stare at eager moms in the park…with their hard nipples from all the breast feeding…

You see…real life is shitty, but better than follow other people’s bullshit life…ya know…all this shit is so dumb.

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2015

16

Apr

Britt McHenry from ESPN is a Cunt of the Day

This is the problem with people who get on TV, even low level TV…they think they are special, they think they deserve it…and in this case they think they are better than other people…

Her name is Britt McHenry, you’ve never heard of her, but apparently, she’s got a degree and thinks that makes her amazing enough to be on TV…where she proceeds to talk shit to some girl about being poor, uneducated and a low life…

It’s like if this Britt McHenry was so smart and rich…why would she be shitting on the girl….when she could just have her staff deal with her not knowing how to park..

I don’t know, it is pretty disgusting..but typical..and expected cuz this is the world we live in…

I’m only posting it because I want it to ruin her career….because doing this was pretty stupid especially since she has a degree…because all geniuses have degrees right…and because getting a degree isn’t one of the easiest waste of time ever…what a joke. Dumb bitch.

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2015

16

Apr

Lindsay Lohan Bloated Face of the Day

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I believe that one day Lindsay Lohan will have the last laugh…that she will win an Oscar…that her star will rise and shine again…

I believe that she’s got the power to overcome all the negativity, her shitty parents, the negative people and habits she’s created to cope…

I believe..that she is an angel sent from heaven…

I also believe…she’s bloated as fuck, looks old and battered as fuck…but she’s got a good tan though.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

16

Apr

Worthless Nipple Slip of the Day

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AnnaLynne McCord doesn’t matter…

Her intentional nipple slip doesn’t matter…

Her career doesn’t matter..

Her five or fifteen minutes of fame are over…

But at least she keeps trying…the world….needs girls like this…because otherwise I wouldn’t get my fix of staged nipple slips to get the blogs to write about you like it was still 2006…and I’d have to come to terms with getting older…and more irrelevant…..because times are changing…a lot like AnnaLynne McCord….only I’m well aware of it and she’s still in her delusional, thinks she’s hot an important bubble…that will eventually burst when the paparazzi finally decide to not take the titty flash pics….it will happen..but then again, the paparazzi are as desperate as her.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

16

Apr

Leven Rambin in a Bikini of the Day

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I don’t watch shit like The Hunger Games, but apparently this 23 year named Leven Rambin is in it…and that menas a lot of virgin loser HUNGER GAMES type weirdos probbably think they are dating her…fantasy weddings dude to obsessive compulsive disorder is a nerd thing….

She’s also been on All My Children, where she played two lookalike half sisters, just because she’s that good of an actor….right…which means a whole lot of weirdo disabled poor lazy people have probably masturbated to her…while sitting at home eating potato chips getting fatter all day…I mean who watches soaps…

That said, she looks like a 40 year old mom, this is not her angle at all, her ass looks like it’s being squished by her bikini bottoms…and this is the worst bikini selfie ever…the kind you’d think she’d delete…but maybe she doesn’t give a fuck…or maybe she thinks everything she does is perfection….either way…garbage..

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2015

16

Apr

Midget Public Sex and Other Videos of the Day

Australian Defends Arab Couple

Saw Mill Job of the Day

Sucker Punch of the Day

My Kind of TSA

Rape Suspect of the Day

Idiot of the Day….Dies for the Stupidest Prank….

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