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2015

23

Mar

Lindsay Lohan Legs of the Day

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When it comes to Lindsay Lohan, I am like a widower, trying to keep the memory of my loved one alive…

It’s like I know that anything I do, will not bring her back to the living state she was once in…you know where people cared about her, and more than just a core group of weirdos, but rather the entire industry…they probably destroyed the little amount of soul she had, after her parents sold her off, turning her into the train wreck that she is…

She’s pretty much dead, old, washed up, forgotten and will never make a comeback, she’s just not talented enough and no one cares enough to bother with her…

So here are her legs, for the memories of the good times, without the scabs and bruises you’d expect..because I can’t get over her…

But the good news is that every time I leave my house, I see a mother whoring out her daughter, sometimes with a photographer in tow, or acting as a photographer, sometimes in bikini, doing these cheesy self produced photoshoots,for what I know is their social media…because as long as there is an entertainment industry, there will be parents who think their kids belong in it…so what that all means, is who the fuck needs Lohan…I guess the answer is no one…

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2015

23

Mar

Carrie Keegan Went for a Hike of the Day

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For some random reason, a reason I call huge tits, I follow this Carrie Keegan girl on facebook, and I have no fucking idea why, other than tits, because she’s got some fucking tits..I have no idea what she does, I’ll assume “act”, because why the fuck else would she live in LA, it’s not like people move there to work at a Mexican restaurant, even though a lot of people end up working at the Mexican restaurant, when they realize that they aren’t as special as their bullshit egos thought they were when they first moved out to be famous…

I guess the good news for Carrie Keegan is that she takes a solid hikini pic, one that reminds me she’ll be ok, if things get tough, assuming she’s not a rich kid being bankrolled by her trust fund, she can always do big titty fetish videos…but I think she already is….

Posted in:Carrie Keegan

2015

23

Mar

Elizabeth Hurley Ass in The Royals of the Day

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There is some show called The Royals, that I assume is a scripted shos, that pretends to be a reality show, about the Royal Family, but I could be totally wrong because I haven’t heard anything about it, but I have seen some billboards for it, making me assume it’s a big deal, but then again everything with Liz Hurley is a big deal, at least if you remember Liz Hurley…and you probably don’t, but she was the model turned actress….who 10 or 15 years ago was everywhere…because everyone loved her, except her boyfriend Hugh Grant, who would go off and fuck trannies…confusing everyone, because she was hot as fuck…

Well here is her comeback, ass in panties, making me assume this is a body double, but it is still ass in panties…and that’s fine with me…

Posted in:Elizabeth Hurley

2015

23

Mar

The Pope VS Nuns and Other Videos of the Day

Man on a Roller Coaster

Mexican Wrestler Death…

Fireman VS Police Brawl in Mexico

Dude Who Had Fight with Bus Driver, Chases Bus…Falls…

Bag Thief of the Day

Man With Sledge Hammer – VS Wall

Scooter Rider Hit By a Truck

Dog Rescue of the Day

Dude Being Dragged By a CAr

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

23

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The highlight of my weekend was probably when I saw some public sex going down in a parking lot. I assume the dude was cheating on his wife, or the girl on her husband, but the car was nice, so it was probably a side bitch sugar baby situation, either way…he was getting a blowjob pretty much out in the open, so I decided to call the girl participating a slut to my friend, as a joke, because we all know she’s the one with a dick in her mouth in public, and that any dude, would accept almost any mouth to put their dick in, only to be overheard by a feminist, who went off on how I was a slut shamer and how the girl who gives a public blowjob is not a slut, but rather an empowered woman in touch with her sexuality, and that if anyone was the slut it was the dude…all while dude is getting a blowjob in his car right next to us…it was the weirdest setting for a slut debate, something that normally happens with facebook statuses, which in this case it also did….

What I’m trying to say is that you sluts need to relax some…

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning…

Man Shoots Son in Butt Over Orange Juice
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Girls in Mesh Tops
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Fame Whores in Bikinis
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Girls Gone Fishing
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Slingshot Roller Coaster
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Murphy Brown Likes to Eat
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Julia Pereira in a Tiny Bikini
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Miley Cyrus in Vegas
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Don’t Interrupt Tortoise When It Fucks
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Rob Kardashian Calls His Sister the Bitch from Gone Girl….
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Multi Tasker of the Day
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Slut of the Day
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Kourtney Kardashian’s Breast Pumps
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2015

21

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I spent my day negotiating with a sugar baby, even though I have no money,but I guess she doesn’t know that I have no money…trying to figure out what she’s willing to give up for a weekly allowance…and it turns up…that she’s willing to give up a lot…but I’m more interesting in the test drive…

That’s all I have to say about that…

Here are some stepLINKS..

Tara Reid and a Bai Ling Camel TOe
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Throwback Katherine Heigl SMut
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Girls in Bed….
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Xenia Deli is a Hot Lingerie Model
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John Stamos Post Sex Selfie
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Weather Report in a Elevator
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Nikki LUnd Fashion Show
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TIT FLASH of the Day
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TSA Shoots a Motherfucker
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Some Miley Cyrus Pics
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Julia Perreira is the Hottest Model Ever
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Charlotte McKinney Panty Flash
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Does Wearing Matching DeVry University Basketball Uniforms With Your Bros At A Vegas Sportsbook Get You Laid
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20 Pictures of Young Jennifer Lawrence
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Kate Upton on the Haters
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Idina Menzel Went Blonde
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Emma McQuiston Bikini…
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Bathroom Design Ideas for a Gorgeous Remodel
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Newborn Baby Girl Turns Out to Be a Boy
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Charlotte McKinney Panty Flash
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Rosie Huntington Lingerie…
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Kate Moss Spreading Her Ass
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Rihanna Lives
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Girl Tried to Poison Mom for Taking Away her Iphone
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Olivia Munn is Perfect
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Emmy Rossum is a Whining Bitchy Neighbor
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Vintage Ads That Are Horribly Racist
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Slut of the Day
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Engineer Dad Driving Past in a Train..
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Today in Screech News…
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The New Zealand Bachelor
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Ryan Gosling Wears Sweat Pants
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Girl With a Silly Fucking Name in a BIkini
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Joe Millionaire is Dan Bilzarian
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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It Is Illegal to Videotape Nude Prostitutes Without Their Consent
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Lesbian Strap-On Party
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25 Japanese Sluts
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Savage Orgasm
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Some Ball Busting
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Emrata Cleavage
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Leanna Decker Strips
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FREE NAKED YOUNG GIRLS MASTURBATING FOR YOU
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REALLY FUCKING AMAZING EASTERN EUROPEAN GIRLS
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Best 69 Ever
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WEBCAM SLUTS!! ARE GOOD!
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The Butt in Butterfly
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

21

Mar

Kate Moss Picture of the Day

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because Kate Moss is amazing…

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2015

20

Mar

Dakota Johnson’s 50 Shades of Bikini of the Day

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Dakota JOhnson is third generation hollywood slut…meaning her grandma slept with people for acting work, leading to her mom sleeping with everyone for fun, eventually ending up pregnant with her and keeping it, only for her to grow up and get into movies too, because it was really difficult getting the auditions..to land a key movie part in 50 Shades, that I assume she won’t be winning any Oscars for, because she sucked…not that I saw the movie, but I assume it sucked too…and more importantly, they play her up as the basic looking girl, because she is basic looking, and basic looking is fine, but not when it is overrated and attached to some celebrity daughter trying to be a celebrity, like so many people before her, including but not limited to her mom…Gwyneth Paltrow, the GYllenhaals, etc..

All this to say…I wouldn’t expect her Spring Break bikini pics to be exciting…and they aren’t…here they are CLICK HERE

Posted in:Dakota Johnson

2015

20

Mar

Yana is the Aspiring Model of the Day

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I saw these pics on my TUMBLR FEED …shot by a dude named Alessandro Casagrande…who is a photographer…and who doesn’t explain why a 45 year old man has a Tumblr,like some kind of sexually predator disguised as a tween… or maybe he does…because TUMBLR, unlike instagram is filled with content I can jerk off to, whether by artists or hipsters…or girls who just like being naked…and I’ve had it for a long enough time to just check in every once in a while to remind myself that it is the place to be on the internet..if you like naked for fashion style pics and porn gifs..

That said, I have no idea who this girl is, but I just wrote a post on MIley’s relationship and feel like I needed a cleanse, since I hate everything hollywood, I don’t like celebrity gossip, and what I am really into is real girls, getting half naked because they want to be famous too…and this no name model…has enough of that in her…but not enough of me in her…to keep me going…

Posted in:Yana

2015

20

Mar

Miley Cyrus VS Sorority GIrl of the Day

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I don’t speak uneducated retard, however I will say…this Miley instagram captiom is on some whole other level of amazing…

It’s screaming “I’m rich, my dad is rich, I don’t need a brain, but I give brain, to the right guys, to keep things exciting”…

However, she’s a disney kid, and everything she does is not authentic and calculated…even this…


a most biewteous thang in da whole wide world iz friendship yiew choose dem outta all da billion trillion and beyond dey are da onez dat days seem toooo short with…Yiew wish dey could just go on foreva (that’s why sometimes yiew skip da sleepin part) i am layin in da gra$$ lookin up at all da clouds and tryin to even get a lil solaaaa gaze action jusss bein still … & bein thankful. biewty is all around us and we izzzz so lucky to be on dis planet. (I mean seriously wtf are the chances we all meet da onez we love) Feeling supaaaa blisssssed or maybe I’m juzzzz stone.

People are assuming it has to do with her reacting to this girl, some sorority looking sister, who her homosexual rich kid boyfriend, who is a junior at USC, got down with when he went to Cabo, which is rich man’s Cancun which is middle class man’s Panama Beach….Spring Break baby…where 18 year olds die, get herpes, gangbanged by strangers, etc….

THe fact is that he’s already gone through Miley and he’s a fucking Kenndey, why the fuck does he need to waste his time dealing with her clown shit, when he can just bang a bunch of normals for being who he is, coupled with who Miley is…

ANd figuring ou tthe motivations of a 23 year old college kid to fuck better looking girls than Miley…is embarrassing for me…not to mention pretty fucking logical..

I talk to 18 year olds on tinder all the time, these people have no attention span, were raised on porn and just want to fuck…making them amazing little dirtbags…you can’t turn your back on for some annoying cunt like Miley…

Either way…her caption…genius…this sorority sister her fans are shitting on…awesome…and now famous…hopefully she filmed a sex tape, but I doubt she’s opportunistic enough, but more importantly, I doubt the Schawarzenegger was inside her, she was just a cover for her Frat Initiation anal sex…

Her name is Taylor Burns – Her instagram TOOTSIE BURNS and apparently – she’s his ex girlfriend. WHo cares. Seriously. I hate this post. I hate that I did this.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus