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2015

07

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s my birthday….This is how I spend it… Because life isn’t shitty enough…and I haven’t failed hard enough…I’ll just do a little blogging like a 14 year old girl despite being a grown fucking man…

The Good News is there is always….death…

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Here are some links…

Bethenny Frankel in a Bikini – Weighs 115 Lbs
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Girls Tugging on Clothes….
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Colombian Bikini Modeling
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Extreme Pogo Sticking
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Beaten Inmate of the DAy
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Hell of a Machine Gun
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Kim ZOlkiac Bikini!
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Some Fame Whore in a Bikini
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Girls Sticking Out Tongues….
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Vin Deisel was Not a Beastie Boy
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The Bicycle of Death
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Tom Cruise Hasn’t Seen Suri in a Year
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Today in Thigh Gaps….
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Kate Upton Hates Terry Richardson
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2015

06

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I like tits…but I prefer baby seals…not for sexual purposes, but as little friends…and recently, I helped save a baby seal…at least we thought we were saving the baby seal, because man is the devil and the world is heating up…and wildlife is being affected by it and dying off…because they have no food and are starving today…

I like animals more than people…I had no choice but to participate in getting this little guy to safety and fed….

It turns out that he died overnight, and along with being broken hearted, because I felt like I had a bond with him…I’m also sad that he couldn’t be saved…

So donate to the Marine Mammal Centers…. HERE


Help save seals…better than I save seals…
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Help save seals…better than I save seals…
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Help save seals…better than I save seals…
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Here are some steplinks…

Today in Thigh Gaps
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Kylie Jenner Put Her Hands Down Kendall Jenner’s Pants on SnapChat
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Phoebe Price Hot in a Bikini…
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Kylie Jenner in Blackface
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Slut of the Day
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Nicki Minaj See Through
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Jared Lorenzen Gone Viral…
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Kendall Jenner is a Pasty Looking Bitch on a Hike..
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Furious 7 Ending Scene
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Twerk a Ball Out of a Box Game is Amazing
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So Many Big Tits
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Bella Thorne Seems Nice
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Daisy Lowe Naked and Amazing
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Sandra Vergara’s Tongue
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Nina Agdal Topless on Instagram
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Downhill Ice Hockey
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Tuna Isn’t Ready for the Close Up
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Worst Driver Ever
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Bethenney Frankel in a Bikini
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Edward Snowden Doesn’t Want you to Fear Sending Dick Pics
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Josie Maran String Bikini
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Skiing with Colorful Snow
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April Fools Prank in Match Class
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Nick Cannon is Writing a Tell ALl Book About His Marriage to Mariah
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Gwyneh Paltrow Bought the Hustler Store
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Highway Turkey Smash
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Pig Doesn’t Want to Cuddle
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Lily Aldridge is Hot for Maxim
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Chrissy Teigen in a Bikini
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Alessandra Ambrosio Throws an Easter Party
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Jennifer Lawrence is Fucking Chris Martin
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Snowboarder with Selfie Stick Gets Taken Out
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Dog Plays Ping Pong
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Some Chick Named Catt Sadler in a Bikini
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Honk Wars!
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Einstein or Marilyn Monroe
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Famewhore Do Christmas
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Madeline Brewer Wardrobe Malfunction
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Frida Gustavsson Topless
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Asa AKira Learns How to Tattoo
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Creeping Babes
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Watch young teens get naked on cam
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Webcam Tits
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Make-Up Barbie Touching Herself
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Shop Vac Sex
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Naked Easter Whore
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Load of the Day
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Dick Tazer
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Big Tits…
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Easter Whore of the Day
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Fuck the Library Girl….
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Game of Thrones With Real Fucking
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Ronda ROusey Not Walmart
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Firework Ass
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FREE NAKED YOUNG GIRLS MASTURBATING FOR YOU
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Young Girls Rubbing Each Other
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Naked Easter Whore
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REALLY FUCKING AMAZING EASTERN EUROPEAN GIRLS
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Boobies Bouncing On the Boat
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Give this Bitch a Cigarette
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Perfect Tits oN Cam
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Interesting Balls…
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Dildo of the Day
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

06

Apr

Kylie Jenner Puts her Hands Down Kendall Jenners Pants on Snapchat of the Day

You can thank their mom and older sister for raising them properly…I know…I do…but only because the Kardashians’are everywhere and totally intolerable, but still everywhere, meaning, if you have to live with some bullshit,like the Kardashians, and they are bullshit, it might as well involve the ones that are the least Kardashian…involved in incest…teen incest…

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2015

06

Apr

Doutzen Kroes Pumps Breast Milk of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes, ex Victoria’s Secret model, who was recently fired and mom of Two…with some DJ you know probably fucks college girls around the world…every chance he gets…is probably going through some kind of crisis now that her contract wasn’t renewed…

She was the last wave of Victoria’s Secret models who make serious bank being Victoria’s Secret models, as models now do shit for a hell of a lot less, and think just how many followers being a VS model would get you on social media…totally worth the trade…

The people at VS aren’t idiots..I mean sure they are probably horrible people who exploit asians to make their shitty, cheesy products, but they aren’t idiots, and know they can get so much more reach for so much less than a Doutzen…

So she’s calling paparazzi, trying to get seen…and more importantly, she’s doing parenting right..by posting the best parts of it to social media…Lactaction..

Milk filled tits are good…

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2015

06

Apr

Victoria Justice Titty Jiggle of the Day

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Victoria Justice is another tween star who isn’t a tween, but pretends to be on TV, which gets all the dads forced to watch this shitty content excited enough to either fuck their wives to make more annoying kids to fill up our society and get in my way…or jerk off in the bathroom to remind them how pathetic their lives are…or in some cases…to molest their daughter’s friends…think of it as punishment for making him watch shitty TV show…

That said, the people at Disney have not only figured out the way to not get kids they have casting couches with to talk…but to also market these kids to pervert dad’s everywhere…and I guess that involves bikini pics on social media…and most importantly slow motion boating videos…on social media…where you can really see them child star bounce in her step…

Either way, clever.

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2015

06

Apr

Lara Stone for Marie Claire of the Day

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Lara Stone is a model with massive tits and a tooth gap, who at one point in time I thought was hot, because she is hot, and has great big tits and a tooth gap…but who became very fucking ugly, when her marriage to some ugly, yet relevant at the time comedian happened, where they went on honeymoon and she wore a bikini, only to sue everyone who posted the pics, even though no one actually gave a fuck about Lara Stone in a bikini, her honeymoon…she was just being a cunt about it..

I mean at the time, she had countless nude shoots you could reference and a bikini pics was like who gives a fuck, throwaway content, even if it was on her special day that clearly ended great for her…

Well, now that she’s single, she’d back to modeling, and in modeling, she’s showing her tits, but not in a topless way…but in a see through shirt way..which apparently, has the same affect..and that’s NIPPLES!

Good times, even though she’s awful.

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2015

06

Apr

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day


Gwyneth Paltrow was in a bikini…

As someone who never found Gwyneth Paltrow hot, this is not very exciting to me, but I figure a 40 something year old, hollywood raised rich kid, who thinks she’s a talented actress, because no one told her acting requires no talent, and who has been able to turn that acting into dating musicians and living a very rich and luxurious life, filled with her trying to preach all that she’s learned on her journey….showing off her ass in a a bikini, even though bikinis should have an age limit in both directions…is hot to at least one of you motherfuckers…and I’m hoping it’s the one motherfucker who actually reads this site…because without you, I am nothing…literally…hi dad.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

06

Apr

Bella Thorne Bikini Pic of the Day

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Everyone is interested in Bella Thorne and not for the same reason as people are interested in most gingers, you know to point and laugh at them, and question whether they are human, or monsters sent from hell, that in the middle ages would be left in the woods to fend for themselves….only to create a breed of super strong…scary..fair skinned…weridos..

But because she’s young, on TV, hot, and has a great ass, thanks to being young and on TV…and like all girls who are young and on TV, we can safely assume she’s been whored out to the world by her parents since she was a kid, and in turn knows how to give great head…it’s like some kids learn how to ride a bike from their parents, other kids learn how to make cookies on Christmas…and others learn to suck dick to live out mommy’s dremas, because working sucks and lviing off the creature from her uterus…just makes sense…

Either way, she’ll be 18 soon enough, I predict people will still care about her then…and in the meantime, you can always google one of her sisters, who didn’t quite make it on the celebrity train their parents threw them on, and instead became a hipster nude model..giving us hope the younger sister follows in her footsteps when the time comes…because these bikini selfies are a preview…of what I can only assume will be good.

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I mean the “get wet” thing…just crazy…

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2015

06

Apr

Kylie Jenner’s Butt Shot of the Day

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Teens…especially spoiled LA rich kid teens are always showing off things their spoiled brat asses get…from cars, or luxury vacations, or their parent’s private jets or boats…and in this case…she’s showing off her spoiled brat ass, that has been rumored, and rightfully so, for being a fake ass, as everyone is doing them these days…even at 16 or 17…because there’s a surgeon on staff, a mother who doesn’t care and just wants her kids to be as hot as possible, and a moral compass that has been tampered with at an early age thanks to being whored out…as well as a lot of money, a tranny father all while being watched by white trash America…so much pressure…a weak person could explode…and I guess if sat on wrong…so could her ass implant…

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2015

06

Apr

Nicola Peltz Instagram Whoring of the Day

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Nicola Peltz was in Transformers, where she played the Megan Fox character, probably because her billionaire father was friends with Michael Bay, or maybe they were business partners, or met at some rich person event where he offered to finance one of Bay’s movies in exchange for casting his daughter….

I am sure when she got that birthday present she thought “This is it”…”I’ve made it”…like she was Gigi Hadid, and the paid for by her daddy job would open a lot of doors…but instead…it’s just got her instagram whoring…ass shots every wheree…because people are perverts, social media makes you relevant, and ass shots on social media…makes your social media relevant…

It’s a very simple formula…you’ve probably masturbated to..

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