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2015

05

Mar

Kim Kardashian’s Blonde Hair of the Day

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I can’t believe people are actually covering this story like it is news….

I can’t believe that Kim Kardashian is also milking this like it is news…

If the world cared about every time a pornstar got her hair done, we’d be in a horrible place in humanity…

Or maybe, this is a horrible place in Humanity…

It is a horrible place in Humanity, because if it wasn’t a horrible place in Humanity, no one would care about this pig of a woman…and if anything anyone with access to her wouldn’t fan out, they’d slay her like the porn dragon she is….

She is ruining society…and these hair stylists had an opportunity to end her, instead they took a pay check….because humanity sucks…

That’s why I like dogs, just not this dog….

Here are a bunch of what I call “Not Quite Kim Kardashians” who are clearly influenced by “Kim Kardashian”…because the world is doomed…

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2015

05

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I think I found my soul mate. I was next to an amazing girl at a Starbucks licking her Whipped Cream erotically, so I went up to her and asked “what is the dirtiest pic on your phone” and she said “it’s a video”…and I said “show me” and she said…”ok”…and next thing you know, I’m watching her spread ass oiled up being spanked by a random hand…

The lesson in all this is that if you put yourself out there, and just go for it, because most people wouldn’t ask a random that…but when you do…good things can happen…

Unfortunately, bad things can happen also…and you could probably get arrested for sex offense, they just arrest everyone for that…

Here are some morning Links…

Teacher Caught Cusssing…
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TITTIES!
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Bison Rams a Car
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Girls in Bikinis…
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Some Chick in a WHite Bikini
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Blonde Kim Kardashian
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Chelsea Handler Still Topless
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Girls in Sports Jerseys
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Eva Longoria in a Tight Dress
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Ice Fisherman Catches a Duck
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Mother/Daugher Pepsi Bottle Sex
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2015

04

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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The nice thing about being a married, obese, poor as fuck, pretty disgusting, unshowered, rude, old impotent alcoholic asshole of a a man….is that when girls agree to have sex with me, I know they’ve lost their fucking minds.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Chelsea Handler’s New Tit Pic
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Man WHo Taunts Police on FB Gets Arrested
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So Many Asses
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Taylor Swift Thigh Gap
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Slut of the Day
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Terry Richardson Pictures of the Day
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Alison Brie Big Tits
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The Hottest Pic of Genevieve Morton Ever
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Taylor Swift Moonwalks!
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US Ambassador Gets Sliced
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Em Rat Cow Cleavage
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Karreuche Tran Dumped Chris Brown on Twitter
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Kendall Jenner in Jeans
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Margot Robbie is Pretty GOod
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The Hottest Swimsuit Model – EVER
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Alessandra Ambrosio Rockin’ The Parking Lot
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Miley is Single
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Jourdan Dunn Nipple Peek
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Michelle WIlliams for Elle
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Naked WWE Chick
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FEMEN VS Zuckerberg
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The Best Second Bananas in Wrestling History
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Hipster in Sheer Panties
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A Bunch of Rosie Huntington Pics
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Evolutionary Reasons Why You Like Kim Kardashians’s Butt
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Lady Gaga Tit Flash
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Dog Kick of the Day
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Some Slut in Lingerie
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38 Pets Who Don’t Understand Glass Surfaces
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Gravity Defying Pour
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Guess the Ass
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Justin Beiber’s New Pussy
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Alessandra Torresani is Amazing
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Audrina Patridge Cleavage
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Dark Hair – Light Eyes
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X-Men Re-Imagined as a Wes Anderson Film
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A WHole Bunch Of Funny / Random Pics
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Cucumber Fuck
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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All The Anal Beads She Can Fit in her Ass
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Some Chick Named Nathalie Kelly Nude
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4 Sets of Tits at the Winery
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Is This a Fergie Sex Tape
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Abnormal Butt
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Charlotte McKinney Tree Trunk Legs
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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Not So Angry Lesbian
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Helping Hand for the Handicapped
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

04

Mar

Chelsea Handler’s Latest Tit Pic of the Day

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I had enough of Chelsea Handler’s slut behavior when she finally landed a TV show from her Slut Behavior after whoring around hollywood for a decade prior to getting the show, before deciding to do the comedy route, making fun of everyone, as a hook to get an actual job…

So when her first tit pic for attention happened, I was done. I saw a porn she was in early in her career, when at her prime and saw all I needed to see..with what I assume is a blowjob queen based on her actual talent level…

But I still laughed to myself, as if it was her best joke, because it was…but this latest one is just boring..it’s like spread that whore pussy already, we’ve already seen your tits…it’s played out…post pussy…

Tits are hardly shocking..especially when they’ve been over exposed…step it up bitch. Try harder. That’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Chelsea Handler

2015

04

Mar

Rita Ora Nipple of the Day

Rita Ora seen wearing converse and a see through dress as she leaves The Nice Guy restaurant after a night out with boyfriend Ricky Hil in West Hollywood

Rita Ora seen wearing converse and a see through dress as she leaves The Nice Guy restaurant after a night out with boyfriend Ricky Hil in West Hollywood

I am sure all the “artists’ on Hollywood Boulevard impersonating big stars wish they had the same fate as the number one Rihanna impersonator in recent years…

Her name is Rita Ora. She did some low level music in the UK, then piggy backed over to America with I guess some producer friends she met sucking dick in the back of night clubs….it’s not hard to meet these DJs in their hometown when they aren’t out touring, because DJs like all dudes…love big willing tits..

Either way, when in America, she really tried being a back-up Rihanna for a label that I guess saw Rihanna losing her fucking mind, and wanted to have a back-up and 4 years later, she’s got hit songs of her own, but more importantly, she’s got a willingness to continue to draw attention to herself with something Rihanna doesn’t have…and that’s tits..

Since I like tits, and you like tits, we can all agree, Rita Ora’s got tits..and apparently, tits get hits, or in her case, they make hits…because now she’s relevant…and I’m much more interested in her tits, than her tits..and you should be too…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

04

Mar

Jessica Simpson in Short Shorts of the Day

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Jessica Simpson is taking advantage of her serious weight loss that I assume was funded by Weight Watchers….and has become the face and body of her billion dollar clothing line…because I guess she can, but more importantly, like all fat chicks who have lost the weight and rediscovered their sex appeal, they want to get the word out there and have people jerk off to them like they were still in their 20s, because all the money in the world can’t buy that…but hours at the gym and not eating cake all day everyday can…

All this to say, she looks amazing…photoshopped, old, half retarded hick with a homosexual father peddling bullshit cheap products to people who can’t even afford her discount prices or not…I’m into it…but that’s just because I am into everything, I am so open minded and welcoming as a person…

Posted in:Jessica Simpson

2015

04

Mar

Robbie Fimmano for Interview Magazine of the Day

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I don’t know who this photographer Robbie Fimmano is. I just know that these pictures he took for Interview are exactly what I like to see in a picture. It is like he just pulled these images out of my head…to show the world what I find erotic….headless bitches…

No…

I like lingerie, sheer lingerie, that I can see hints of nipples and bush, because I am a bush guy and have always been a bush guy, and ever since the late 90s when shaved pussy started happening, I’d try to convince my girls to grown out their bushes, to a disgusting level of bush, because to me, that was erotic…obviously, it is making a comeback…good.

I also like depraved shit, edgy shit, obscure shit, depressing shit, disgusting shit, weird shit, extreme shit, stylized shit…and nude selfies shit..but sheer lingerie and bush…is pretty fucking up there in importance…

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2015

04

Mar

Porn Stars Bull Riding of the Day

I don’t watch porn. People think I am lying when I tell them that, they think I am making some kind of silly joke to be funny, but the truth is that I prefer jerking off to nudes of real life people, the emotional connection, even though I have no emotions, is just stronger. Regular girls I know, or meet on tinder spreading ass for me, or making videos of them fucking panties, or spanking their pussies, or even filming the exact moment they cum…is just way hotter than sub-par girls getting paid 1000 dollars to do it in some cheesy setting…with a cheesy storyline…

I do like porn from the 70s, when it was shot on film, when less movies were being made, when girls had to do casting calls….

Now the internet just wants content, more and more shitty content, because people want more and more and more…that the porn companies will cast anyone willing to fuck on camera…and the whole allure or edginess of porn from the Glory Days when creepers like Larry Flynt were getting shot to make it legal…are long gone..

That said, I am totally into seeing Porn stars Hope Harper, Dava Fox and Prestine Edge bull riding.

Posted in:Pornstars

2015

04

Mar

Ariana Grande’s Ass in Concert of the Day

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I met a pornstar the other day who used to date one of Ariana Grande’s ex-boyfriends…

Her insight on Ariana Grande is that she was a creeper. An opportunist..but more interestingly, she said she was a girl who fucked EVERYBODY…and ANYBODY…and that it was a known thing in the industry that her ability to take Big Sean’s Big Dick was not being genetically pre-disposed to having a big vagina, but rather working her vagina to get to that point of easy access..all in efforts to create this career she now has….and superstar she now is…which I guess was totally worth it..

I am just amazed at how tiny her body is, and her ability to take such large things inside said body…and every time I look at her a wonder what the science behind it all is…and realize the answer is that she’s a whore and this is what whores do…FUN!!!

I mean, unless the porn chick was lying, which I can’t imagine would be the case, since pornstars are some of the most honest, well rounded people out there….right…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Ariana Grande

2015

04

Mar

Candice Swanepoel for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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I think the most exciting thing about Candice Swanepoel is that she only gets paid 100,000 dollars from Victoria’s Secret. It’s like here you all were thinking she was all rich and famous thanks to Victoria’s Secret, and bitch isn’t even making a million dollars a year…she’s just thrown into the good life because of her celebrity, but can’t actually afford the good life, leading to being forced to date a billionaire who can afford her….

I mean, that and how good she looks in a bathing suit, that is part of Victoria’s Secret new push, the premise of their new infomercial on primetime TV, the whole go after Sports Illustrated and win attitude…that makes all you losers who watch this shit winners too, because instead of watching whatever shitty show you watch, you’ll get to see girls in a bikini, something that probably doesn’t happen in your shitty trailer park too often…right…

Here are other pics from their SWIM catalog:

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2015

04

Mar

Elsa Pataky for Women’s Health of the Day

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Elsa Pataky is an actress…best known for her appearance on Snakes on a Plane…

She’s Spanish and I love Spanish food….so I guess by default I love Spanish women..since they are the ones cooking it….

She’s old…and I don’t love old, but I don’t mind old when it looks like this in a bathing suit…especially after having 3 Chris Hemsworth babies…

From what I’ve been told about Spain, other than that the women are “passionate” and by passionate I mean insane and will cut off your dick if you look at another girl…is that they don’t wear bathing suit tops, so I don’t know what the fuck is going on here…but clearly somewhere down the line we are being lied to…

But based on google, she’s not into being topless, or maybe she’s really into being topless, because she sued a magazine for posting topless pics of her and got 310,000 Euros for it…probably a better pay day than anything she’s done…

Making her not very Spanish at all…but I guess it’s a good marketing hook.

Posted in:Elsa Pataky

2015

04

Mar

Cailin Russo for an Underwear Shoot of the Day

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Cailin Russo is one of these instagram models who has a little bit more authenticity thanks to her dad being in a shitty 90s pop-punk band called New Found Glory, that I can assume involved knocking her groupie mom up when her mom was probably 18, thanks to these creepy pop-punk dudes from the 90s being total creepers are girls across the country who would groupie at their events. I guess they were no different than Rockers of the 70s and 80s, Rappers of the 2000s, and DJS of the 2010s..not that it matters, we all know that musicians have groupies and that’s why they are musicians…and that groupies get pregnant to bring the musician baby to life as the ultimate in fan girl / child support checks….

Here she is in a shoot that bores me for some underwear company, mainly because I find her boring, unless she does nude shoots, which she does….I’m just too lazy to look for them…I mean I like my panties to look less like diapers on a bitch..and a lot more naked so that I can jerk off to the pics….maybe I’m too picky…and have unrealistic expectations out of models…

Posted in:Cailin Russo

2015

04

Mar

Meryl Streep’s Creepy Clones of the Day

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Meryl Streep is celebrated as one of the most talented actresses out there, and I guess based on her lack of sex appeal alone, she’d have to be a pretty amazing actress to have the career that she’s had while looking the way she does. That’s not to say she’s ugly, or some kind of acting monster, it’s just to say that her look isn’t one I’d ever masturbate to…not in the 70s and not today…and if I was a casting director in the 70s when she happened, I would have required the kind of blowjob that leaves my testicles sticking out of my urethra to give her her first break…

All this to say, she’s got a bunch of clones that I guess she made in her lab in the pool house of her mansion…and this is what they look like…the Next generation of Streep, being introduced to the world..in whatever this is a campaign for…and it’s creeping me out.

Posted in:Meryl Streep

2015

04

Mar

Izabel Goulart’s Panty Flash of the Day

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Izabel Goulart had a high fashion Panty Flash, which is not like a Paris Hilton panty flash, in which she has hired the paparazzi to snap off a picture of her panties as she gets out of a car, something the general public thinks is a natural whoring, but anyone who knows Paris Hilton would know is not some random event, partially because she is a fame whore, but more importantly, because any panties her vagina comes in contact with would be so soiled…

No, this is not a post about Paris Hilton, it is about Izabel Goulart’s panty flashing for a fashion shot, and not for the paparazzi…which is still panties being flashed and thus still count as a panty flash to me, since about the same production goes into this as panty flashes you see on the fame whore…and all panty flashes are created equally….in this affirmative action kind of world…

Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2015

04

Mar

Brittany Burke is Pretty Amazing for Marie Claire UK of the Day

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I’ve never heard of Brittany Burke…but the most interesting thing about her is that there is a Porn Star with her name….so instead of changing out her name to something more model, she decided to ride with the google results of her being a girl with huge fake tits taking it up the ass…I assume she’s been dealing with that for her entire high school life, teased about it, and now just making a name for herself without letting that porn slut get her down…something I guess any of you with porn addictions probably deal with on a daily basis…

All this to say, she’s Americam, I don’t care for her face, it is long and freaks me out, but I do like these pics of her being subtle slutty…because subtle slutty is still slutty..

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