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2017

21

Feb

Alexis Ren’s in Bathing Suits of the Day

Alexis Ren is an aggressive, hungry, 18 year old instagram model with millions of followers…who has pretty much gone viral…because she has a boyfriend who produces great content of her ass…even softcore porn content of her ass…who will be very upset when she dumps him for Bieber…in a dude’s too young to realize how these opportunist girls work….they just use you until they’ve exhausted your resources…only to take their hotness to another guy…

Here she is in swimsuits..it is kinda her thing….

She did a SI Swim casting call…no one cared…so she didn’t get into the magazine…what a loser…if swimsuits are your thing and you’re not in SI SWIM…what a fail….and failure…is something I can relate to and console while looking at her ass..

Posted in:Alexis Ren|SFW

2017

21

Feb

Amanda Cerny Yoga Pose Tapping into her Playboy Pre-Vine Roots of the Day

Vine Star and Playboy model named Amanda Cerny who gets million dollar brand deals…even though she was naked in Playboy on her quest to be famous…naked pics you can google and find…because she did do Playboy….before becoming the VINE star…before VINE exploded…and got that following on other social channels because she really wanted that fame…and here she is…doing YOGA Poses…reminiscent of her sexualizing herself for success..success she’s found and cashed in on…because media, advertising, and all this shit is a fucking scam….and because she’s flexible…

Posted in:Amanda Cerny|SFW

2017

21

Feb

Angelina Jolie Eats a Tarantula of the Day

I would feel inadequate as a blogger, something I hate admitting that I do….but this is a blog…if I didn’t post this Angelina Jolie eating a Tarantula that I saw yesterday… HERE ….and ignored…

I realize that I am from the Angelina Jolie era and the last 3 people reading the site would care about this…it’s not that hot…I prefer her heroin addict leaked videos and tits before they were cut off..

Posted in:Angelina Jolie|SFW

2017

21

Feb

Kelly Brook 1998 Photoshoot of the Day

Kelly Brook…wasn’t fat in 1998…

Just a heads up…and reminder that all girls with massive tits…grow into their tits by the time they are 40…like Kelly Brook…

Who’s Kelly Brook? I know…who cares…but here she is 1998…when she was hotter and fucking more strategically…

Here is some pics from her instagram…one pic…of her big Kelly Brook now fat and old – trying to make it in America….with her monster tits….but it’s not working out for her…but all the pro athletes she fucked in UK….still remember passing

Posted in:Kelly Brook|SFW

2017

21

Feb

Daisy Lowe Daddy Issue Tits in a Dress of the Day

Daisy Lowe is at a fancy event…

I don’t know whether I like the daddy issues that I know she’s got – after being raised without a father – because her father was too busy denying being her father and the guy she thought was her father – probably another rich rocker – wasn’t her actual father – all thanks to her mother being a groupie with a mission – who understands if the dick is in you – make it cum in you – after the paternity tests – it’ll work out for everyone…excpet maybe the kid, because sure money and connections is one thing, it helps but not having a dad in your formative years and having Gwen Stefani as a jealous step mom

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Posted in:Daisy Lowe|SFW

2017

21

Feb

Sarah Snyder and Chantel Jeffries in a Bikini of the Day

Chantel Jeffries was the girl who got busted with Bieber…when Bieber got arrested…and has hard nipples

Sarah Snyder is or was Jaden Smith’s girlfriend…who looked like a hot little hipster…

And together…they are both instagram hooking in their bikinis…and it’s amazing enough for me…because I like the new generation of instagram fame whores, look

This girls are probably the fucking worst…but I fucking think they are great…

Posted in:Sarah Snyder

2017

21

Feb

Kylie Jenner Stomach Wrap of the Day

I know this bitch is getting paid millions to be putting a stupid on her fat stomach that doesn’t really compete with her liposuction she gets on the regular to maintain this flat stomach bullshit monster who doesn’t look human…because she isn’t human…she’s half Karadashian, possibly full Kardashian, I’m convinced she’s Kim’s clone made in the lab with their millions and Bruce’s pussy making surgeon….but the whole thing Kardashian is terrible…

Seeing her getting paid to put a diaper on her stomach like it’s a medical device and not be ashamed of this…is the equivalent of her taking a giant shit on her social media…the next paid post idea for this fucking puppet…who looks like a puppet…

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2017

21

Feb

Courtney Stodden See Through of the Day

Courtney Stodden’s got nipples…on her clown tits….that have been lying to the tabloids about being 16 and married to some old dude no one cares about and the tabloids fucking loved her…but never as much as I loved her…but she never gave me the love I needed…but I did get invited to her Halloween party once and I should have gone, that was where I peaked, like I was her nipples peaking out of her sheer top…for the paparazzi and it’s a good strategy…because people are still into nipples….and she’s already done the sex tape….and where do you go from the sex tape…the only place clown tits can go….after the sex tape has already happened….public nudity…works for me…but probably not for for…but she’s trying and that’s all we can ask of her…

Courtney Stodden is everything…

Posted in:Courtney Stodden

2017

21

Feb

Mariah Carey’s Whale Tail of the Day

Here’s a little, or rather a large, Mariah Carey showing the world her whale tail, like it was the late 90s and she was in Low Rise jeans with her thong up over her hips, as the girls used to dress…and will dress again…but the hipsters are still in the early 90s in their clothing options…and haven’t quite got to 1999…pre Y2k…the future…but they will…they always do…and let Mariah Carey, who I don’t think is channeling her youth, or the years she was the most relevant, right before she went mental….I think she’s just a bigger girl in clothing that’s too small…you’ll see this happen at grocery stores, or really everywhere a fat chick bends….but I like to think it’s well thought out fashion…since Mariah Carey is so with it…and by with it, I mean crazy, medicated, and about to lose her mind again….that is what happens when people get super rich, super famous and get fans and surround themselves with people who suck up to them…they become everything wrong in the world…but as Mariah Carey proves…sometimes that can lead to everything right…like this WHALE TAIL…moment of inspiration…just stare at it, get lost in it….

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Posted in:Mariah Carey|SFW

2017

21

Feb

Kendall Jenner Morning Nipples of the Day

I’ve posted at least one of these images before, but like the Kardashians as a whole, they just keep on fucking multiplying, like the rodents, or snakes, or monsters they are….It’s like don’t get them wet or feed them after midnight, or they just multiply, and each one will be their unique brand of boring, lame, uninteresting, not very hot, dog shit that plays itself up to be fucking legendary, innovative, inspiring…I’d hate to be around these people, the egos, and the attitude from everyone feeding them fucking money and praise…and the whole “haters gonna hate so I don’t let it bring me down and make me kill myself”….while the only thing that will bring them down and make her or all of them kill themselves is when the world / America / everyone stops following them. Protests them. stops watching them. Stops paying them….and that will probably never happen, and these idiots know it, because they keep fueling the fire…they keep bringing out tits on different versions of their host Kim….and it’s fucking terrible…but so representative of the low level of expectations in content that America has….

Seriously…

The worst…

But she’s a model now, because society decided that, thanks to her deciding that, and that’s all that matters….because with models comes nipples, nipples I hope are forgotten eventually, so that they develop a drug addiction and sucide….

SELF DESTRUCT….but she won’t…her life is too good…assholes..

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2017

21

Feb

Old Farmer Sucks Breast at the Village Party and Other Videos of the Day

Waffle House Brawl with the Staffers

Very Thirsty Woman

Man Hits his Kid 62 Times in 5 Minutes

Suicide Fail of the DAy

Camera Sucked Out of Plane – Killed 12 People…

Terrible TIRE TO HEAD

Dude Gets Hit By Car Twice

Woman Survives Train Accident

Asian Driver

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

21

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Butthole negotiations…have got so pathetic on my end…because I basically sit at home, drink rum or whiskey or tequila or beer or anything with alcohol in it…on the internet…because I am like all of you lazy slobs stuck on a screen…using it as a picture book…where all I try to do is get girls to send me pictures….specifically of their butthole…which is always an immediate “you’re gross”….or “you can’t just ask for butthole pics, you need to build to that”….you know cuz women like the seduction, you gotta make them wet and engaged, you can’t just be like “ANUS NOW”…..

So to deal with my impatience and disinterest in having to chat girls up to a point where they want to send me butthole pics…I’ve decided to pretend I am a butthole artist…looking for buttholes to be my muse…I figure it’s easier than romance and bitches like art…

Unfortunately my art form is the new imessages on apple stick figure drawings I’ve been mastering…and for some reason…that’s not considered a recognized art form…but fucking painting and drawing and instagram photography is…FUCKING RACISTS…

Here are some morning links..IN THE MORNING..

Angelina Jolie’s Old Face in a Black Tank Top Being Annoying…Hate Jerk Off To Her…
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Jerk OFf in Meg Ryan’s House
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Kate Upton is Clickbait for SI – LOOKING Fit…
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Japanese Pool Player Gives Best Interview Ever
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Kendall Jenner – Nipple Shoot
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Charlotte McKinney Big Tits Staring at Panties
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Slut You’ve Never Heard Of – Bikini Ass
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The Matrix Starring Forrest Gump…
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Making Planet Earth II
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Recipes from It’s Always Sunny in Philedephia
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Prototype Hoverbike
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2017

21

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Trying to convince a girl to weave a sweater for you, like a real woman should, using pubic hair as her yarn…doesn’t always go over well…no matter how hippie lesbian the bitch looks she’ll think you’re gross…and when you offer to provide her the pubic hair…she’s a knitter and should be into this kind of thing…she’ll be just as unlikely to do it…even after you put out the facebook ads, craigslist posts, and make some calls to local lesbian knitting clubs – the kind you see meet up in coffee shops and knit all day, together, but not talking, because they might as well be alone…or with cats…and no one sells pubic hair…not even the black hair extension places that sell all that hair from INDIA…nothing….

SO I guess what I’m saying is that I am sad there are more woman out there cultivating their pubic hair….growing it out to sell to people like me…who want to make pillows out of them…because bush is nature’s pillow…everyone knows that…

HErea re some stepLINKS>..

Here are some stepLINKS….

Angelina Jolie Eating a Tarantula…
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Hot Slut Shooting a Music Video
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Mariah Carey’s New Boyfriend is a Homo – Because She’s a Man
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Rooney Mara And Joaquin Phoneix are in Love
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This Glory Hole is Scary…and Not what I thought a Glory Hole Was…but maybe what a Glory Hole is Named After
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Springsteen Invites Teen On Stage – People Love It…It Trends…Kid Develops Drug Addiction when he realizes he peaked and dies…RIP
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Emma Watson – Terrible Erotica
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Mariah Carey’s Gnarly Whale Tail
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Pregnant Beyonce Porn
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Ariel Winter – Hard Nipples
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Fan Edits Band’s Wikipedia Page to get Backstage
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Social Media Sluts for President’s Day
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Near Miss Accident
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Look a Slut in a Brace
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Seth Rogan VS Donald Trump Jr
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Rat Cow – Emily Ratajkowski’s throwback NUDES she LEaked – WITH ANUS
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Jennifer Connelly Black Bikini
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Bella Hadid – Nipples
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Warren Buffett’s Laguna Beach Home
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Flip Stunt Fail
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Woody Allen’s Career in 10 Lines
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Charlotte McKinney Monster Tits
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Brooke Burke – Bikini
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Lohan Wants to Play the Little Mermaid
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Full Court Trick Shot
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Kendall Jenner – See Through
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Angelina Holie Eating a Tarantula – One More Time
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Today’s Random Tumblr Porn CURATED by ME so I can Say the Word Curated
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Singer’s Tit Pops Out
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Cam Girl Tits
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Amateur Lesbians – Busted Eating Pussy
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Cheesy Nude Model
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On Street Blowie
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Porno Trainwreck of the Year
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Just a Girl and her Sex Toys – Using them
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Some Hot Model Tied Up for Erotica
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Keep Your Eye on the Dog – Spread Ass and Pussy Challenge
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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Anastasia Ashley Hot Surf Ass in Iceland…..
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2017

20

Feb

Anastasia Ashley VS Ariel Winter – Snake Whispers of the Day

It was the weekend of snakes…Here’s a little “who wore it better”….the Snake Edition….because I fucking hate snakes as much as I hate celebrities, or snakey sluts trying to be celebrities, or sluts who don’t like being called sluts because it’s slut shaming in a world where being a slut should be empowering and get you work….or a rich boyfriend and it usually does…

I hate a lot of things…but as a general blanket statement, I hate humans and the direction of humanity as a whole…this whole fame thing is just out of control thanks to social media…and I get getting rich while dudes you’ll never fuck give you a thumbs up…all day…pretty good deal…I mean why get a real job.

Especially when you’re Ariel Winter, who was basically thrown into this by evil parents who wanted to cash the fuck in on her, only to become a fetish for real weird dudes….

So my vote’s with Professional surfer, instagram surf ass who is now Discovery’s Naked and Afraid – Naked in the Jungle Anastasia Ashley and the Snake or……but it was really no contest because that because Fat slob Ariel Winter……and her Boyfriend….are the worst…overrated weirdness I’ll never understand…even if she’s the more famous one…

Posted in:Anastasia Ashely|SFW

2017

20

Feb

Charlotte McKinney’s Big Tits Get Fed by Rich Guys of the Day

Charlotte Mckinney is acting up in her home state of FLORIDA…not necessarily in an un-FLORIDA way, because Florida is fucking weird as hell, a place where really rich guys end up, and where girls like Charlotte McKinney, come across as the TROPHIES they need to own, now that they’ve got the boats, the houses, the private jets…and these TROPHIES are not just massive tits, but opportunists who are very into the good life…and letting these dudes spend money on them…

Sure Charlotte McKinney is Florida rich, her family had money, but her monster tits have a price…if you want to hang with them, or feed them, you gotta be paying…as she’s not getting any actual mainstream work anyway…I mean she did dancing with the stars, I’m pretty sure that’s it….yet she thinks she’s famous, people know who she is, and that’s sellable to rich guys…I mean the tits are sellable to anyone..but they are priced out of our reach….but luckily part of her hustle, with the ugly rat face of hers…is putting the tits out there so that these rich guys know she exists and to do that…involves us non rich guys knowing she exists…

All this to say…she seems like the worst, materialistic, overrated, bratty ego…ever…but her tits are ridiculous and rididuclous tits are great….making her famewhoring pretty alright…

Here’s Her Top that’s Too Small Bikini:

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Here’s her Black One Piece Bathing Suit – With Nipple….

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Here’s her weird dance….

Here’s her friend…..

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