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2015

28

Jan

Morning Road Rage and Other Videos of the Day

Robber Plays Dead!

Yesterday’s Weather from Canada’s Own Dogs and Wolves’ Frankie McDonald…

No, I can’t find the uncenspred Miss Beverly Hills Intentional Titty FLash

Man Trying to Shoot a Dog….WTF….

The Bronzed Asshole Video that Went Viral is Insane

Father VS Street Thugs…

Naked Female Band Playing Their Hit Song

Up Close Lion Roar

Handcuffed Woman Steal Cop Car…

Abused Baby Orangutan Budi Gets Saved….Yay!!

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

28

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on

The problem with snapchat is that I am given a 10 second window, sometimes less, to see a girl’s vagina, and assuming snapchat is the new porn vehicle, you know the way to make the normals stick things in their pussy comfortably, you have to be a high school or one of those Cum on Command type motherfuckers who can cum in those 10 seconds…

You cannot be a desensitized old fuck with low testosterone who has seen it all and who likes making sweet love to himself…

Otherwise….there is no end….

Meaning, just send a fucking video you exhibitionist….but you can also add me on snapchat – drunkenstepdad

The problem with Facebook is….everything….watch this video.

Here are some links…

The All Female Ghostbuster Cast is Pretty Horrible
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Wear a Helmet Cam While Crushing Cans With Your Boobs…
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Jimmy Fallon Sings Grease Singalong in an NYC Bar
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Underboob….
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Charli XCX in a Bikini Top
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Aaron Hernandez Jail Memorabilia on Ebay
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Claudia Romani’s Fame Whoring in a Bikini
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The Mom’s Sexy Dance….
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Creepy Patrick Schwarnegger Tattoo
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Local News Segment in Doggy Yoga
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Greasy Johnny Depp…
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John Steward on the Blizzard
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Song of the Day
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2015

27

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

A photo posted by AshleyInLA (@ashleyinla) on

It is Mozart’s Birthday…that’s all you need to know right now…

Oh and we’re going into Valentines Day which is the prime time for desperate women…so get your fuck on…starting now…

Here are some stepLINKS..

Amazing Cat of the Day
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Taylor Swift Doesn’t Hav Nudes..
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Sexy Rockclimber of the Day
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Unconventional Bottle Openers….
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Drake Tried to Bang a Pornstar
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Louis C.K. Doesn’t Care About #DeflateGate
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Amber Rose Working a New Wallet
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Emma Watson is Belle from Beauty and the Beast…
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Hilary Duff Fat Legs
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Lizzy Cundy See Thru….
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Elizabeth Olson Legs…
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Alice Goodwin Tits….
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Massive Hilary Duff Compilation
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Pornstar Evan Stone Shows You a Handjob Sex Toy
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Alcohol Deliveries are Up in NYC and Boston
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Lia Marie Johnson is All Grown Up….
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Nick Jonas and Tits…
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Danielle from American Pickers Porn
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Lupita Nyongo and Jared Leto are a Thing.
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Joanna Krupa’s Wet Cameltoe
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Funny Valentines Day Cards
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Some Fascinating Photos
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Selena Gomez’s New Boyfriend
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Squirrel Stealing Dudes food
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The Blink 182 Public Fight
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Vica Kerekes Topless in a Movie
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Jennifer Aniston’s Saggy Cleavage
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Girl Who May Have Forgot Clothes
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16 GIFS
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A Link To a Crazy Abandoned Home
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KFC Meal of the Day
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How To Be a Male a Pornstar
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Three Titted Chick Got a DUI
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Penalty Goal of the Day
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AVN Pictures of the Day
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Latest Cosby Rape Allegations…
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Minka Kelly in Jeans…
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Ellie Goulding Versace
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Facebook and Instagram Died During the Storm…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Fake Nude Mila Kunis
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Naked Girls on the best cam site you haven’t heard of…
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Youtuber Karen Alloy Naked…
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Naked Hilary Swank….
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Faith Nelson Big Tits Scamming….Old Man….
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Teen Strip
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Girl Strips….
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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Big Black Bush….
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Dana Haren Strips at the Beach…
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Steet Fight of the Day
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Girl Forces Dildo in Ass
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Czech Girls are Naugthy as Fuck as they Fuck….
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Oiling Up Poolside…
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Bully Didn’t Expect This….
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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stepGIRLS in a Hotel Party
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stepGIRL in a Vibrator Ad of the Day
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

27

Jan

Kendall Jenner See Through Fashion Show of the Day

Kendall Jenner did a runway had a see through shirt….because Kendall Jenner is a real model…and this is part of the plight of the model…even when they have trust funds and have no real need to be a model…other than to make their whore mother money by third-party whoring them out…thanks to making them in her whore womb…

It’s like this girl can do anything, she could inspire the youth, volunteer with the poor, yet instead she does campaigns for brands that overpay her thanks to her social media following…while complaining about boys and her range rover…that all these little followers look up to…the future is bleak…we are doomed…

But at least she’s showing nipple…kind of…because nipple is the future…or the now…and bush is the future…but nipple still has its time to shine…before bush takes the fuck over….

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2015

27

Jan

Taylor Swift’s Mound of the Day

Taylor Swift wears 1950s style bathing suits, it’s one of her trademarks, she even sings about them, because she’s a self involved narcissistic cunt that was created by you, every last one of you, who buys into her bullshit….even though SHE WORE A BIKINI THE OTHER DAY

The nice thing about one-piece bathing suits, is not that they may make asses look fucking weird,

It’s that when you’re long torso like Taylor Swift, shit jacks up in your pussy so hard, you’re forced to show the world your massive pubic bone mound, something that is erotic to some of us who like cumming on skinny girl mound…but scary to others who see nothing but a mini muff gut…

Either way, you can see it from a distance…and I guess these are the trials and tribulations of being skinny…and this whole thing has been fascinating enough for me to want to kill myself.


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Posted in:Taylor Swift

2015

27

Jan

Chrissy Teigen in Cheesy Stock Photos for GQ of the Day

Chrissy Teigen is the enemy….we hate her as a collective and by we, I mean me, and really only because she was a whining baby about me making fun of her for being a wallet fucking gold digger who is too fat to model and who should take on the Coco to Ice T role with John Legend, which she’s doing. You know getting airtime on awards show, or in phootshoots for magazines featuring him, just being the wife who thinks 50% of everything he owns and makes is hers, rather than going off and doing nonsense things herself…

Apparently, she’s on TV now, and her comedy act from twitter has paid off for her, but not as much as John Legend, because without John Legend, she’d be doing bikini shoots for free as she does, and that doesn’t pay for rent…

Either way, who cares about Chrissy Teigen in these stock photo looking pics, that aren’t even her most recent publicity stunt, her most recent publicity stunt is her talking about getting Jalapeno pepper juice on her vag, something that’s happened to me before, not because me and Chrissy are the same person, but because I fuck dirty girls…

Posted in:Chrissy Teigen

2015

27

Jan

Naomi Campbell for La Perla Fashion Show Pics of the Day

La Perla is a lingerie company, that is probably owned by Victoria’s Secret, but that is not marketed as Victoria’s Secret, because Victoria’s Secret is an evil empire that makes cheap shit lingerie and it would taint the more expensive La Perla branding….

Well they had a fashion show…and Naomi Campbell wasn’t too old to walk the runway…pretty fucking fascinating stuff…you know that Naomi Campbell, billionaire, is not too old or rich to be doing this kind of thing….

Also fascinating, is that she still looks as good as she did back when she first introduced me to how hot black girls can be, making me want to fuck them like they were white girls girls, but still never having a chance, because black girls, especially the ones in line at Walmart hate when I compliment their leggings….

Other models were there too…

Posted in:Naomi Campbell

2015

27

Jan

Some Vogue Brasil Nipple of the Day

Zee Nunes is some photographer and here are a bunch of pics he took for Vogue Brasil….I don’t know who the models are, I don’t know what they are doing, I just know that there is at least one nipple…and one nipple is enough nipple…that’s a life lesson of the day….one nipple is enough nipple…I can’t believe this is my life.

Posted in:Vouge Brasil

2015

27

Jan

Naked Youtuber Karen Alloy of the Day

I’ve never heard of Karen Alloy, but someone emailed me her pics, and she was naked in them, so I googled her and saw that she didn’t have any real following, so I assumed that this is the marketing strategy…the best kind of marketing strategy ever….so girls if you on the prestigious DrunkenStepfather…all you have to do is get naked…I am easy…

Posted in:Karen Alloy

2015

27

Jan

How to Be a Male Porn Star of the Day

In the event you’ve always wanted to become a male pornstar, despite your micro-dick, and the fact that girls don’t fuck you for free, if anything you pay girls to fuck, and the idea of you getting paid to fuck, unless it is for some kind of viral porn that makes fun of you, it’s not gonna fucking happen…but it makes for a good fantasy…here’s a tattooed dude asking porn people at the AVNs what it takes to be a male pornstar….it may sound like everyone is talking to each other through 2 cans with a string, but it’s still worth watching…

Posted in:Videos

2015

27

Jan

Sara Malakul by Death of Film of the Day

I assume you remember SARA MALAKUL LANE ….from all the big breasted, usually naked, half thai, not a tranny, but her father could be into trannies, I mean why else would he end up in Thailand knocking up locals back in the 80s….there must be something off with him…and that something is definitely not what his sperm creates….because what his sperm creates is fucking magical…and I am not the only one who thinks that…she just got cast as the main bitch in the new Kickboxer movie, starring Jean Claude Van Damme…which means she’ll be too famous for all of you pretty soon, but she’ll never be too famous for you to masturbate to her….

Here are some pics of her not naked, by DeathOfFilm, which may be challenging for you to get a boner to, but if you have any imagination, you can pretend she’s a teen runaway on the side of the road who needs saving because she just killed her family, and no one will miss her if she goes missing…That’s what everyone gets off to…right?

Follow her on instagram – 236,000 people do – HERE

Posted in:Sara Malakul

2015

27

Jan

Julia Pereira by Ricardo Penna of the Day

Her name is Julia Pereira , she’s the Brazilian Model who Victoria’s Secret robbed by not casting her in their shows, because I would argue that she’s substantially hotter than trannies Gisele and Izabel Goulart, who Victoria’s Secret blew the fuck up with their manly faces but I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and the beholder for the most part is just influenced by the media and the pussy shoved down their fucking throat with infomercials…and I guess that’s why I am here…to find you new girls to get obsessed with, like this one…because Julia Pereira…is the future…so remember this name…or more importantly, this body.

Posted in:Julia Pereira

2015

27

Jan

Kim Kardashian Makes Fun of Her Fat Whore Self for T-Mobile of the Day

The fact that brands endorse this porn trash makes and not only encourage her to exist, but rather finance her life with these million dollar campaigns, would make me sick to my fucking stomach, but I don’t care enough about that, and if anything, I like knowing that society is fucking doomed…humanity is over…I find comfort in that.

I get it, people just want to monetize everything and anything and will use any gutter trash they can as long as that gutter trash has followers to get there. It’s like one talentless fame whore, who is an actual whore, there’s video proof endorsing big brands like T-Mobile, who won’t advertise on this site because it’s got nipple, but they’ll give this bitch, who gets railed unprotected by a dude in video millions… because these big brandsy are hypocrites…

All this to say…she’s the worst, T-Mobile are latching onto her and supporting her, and thus they are the worst too.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2015

27

Jan

Drunk Guy Sleep Walking and Other Videos of the Day

Patient and Doctor Fighting – Fall Down Elevator Shaft

Truck Accidents of the Day

Drunk British Pig

Chechen Guy Shooting Inside Living Room

7-11 is a Slice of Heaven

Naked Woman in a Gas Station

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

27

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

@ashleyinla has the tinder profile of champions

A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on

I would probably wake up earlier if I wasn’t up until 4 in the morning watching some almost 19 year old girl stick things in her asshole on facetime from her fucking dorm room…

Or maybe I wouldn’t…it’s just you gotta take advantage of hibernating in snow storms that people get 300 dollar tickets for leaving their heated, netflix and internet wired houses that have ample snacks and even hot cocoa during….because seeing mainstream media reporting the snow removal for a Canadian who lives this life…is a fucking joke…

Either way, it’s still morning to me.

Virtually Reality Porn Reactions
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Girls Tugging At Clothes…
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A Bunch of the Miley Topless Pics
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Goldie Hawn Whoring Out Kate Hudson’s Ass at a Party Like She Did When Kate was a Little Girl…
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The YETI Roaming Around Boston is Amazing
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Pics From the Victoria’s Secret Superbowl Ad
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Karlie Kloss Nipple
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Dick Lip Stick
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Teacher and Student Dance
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Kerrie McMahon is the Random Whore in a Bikini of the Day
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Fantastic Four Trailer
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Scientology Ruined Tom Cruise’s Marriage
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Kim Kardashian Makes Fun of Herself for T Mobile
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I Don’t Know How this is Blizzard Porn…But it Is
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